Chi Xiaochi: fourth-rate citizen at birth, three-time award-winning film emperor, second-rate temper, first-class looks.... more>>

He crawled his way out of hell on hard mode to become a winner at life.

Then, he was smashed into a vegetative state by a chandelier.

061: Hello, here’s a brief rundown on the scum gong reconditioning system. This system measures the regret level of the scum gong. Every time their regret level reaches one hundred points, you will be able to leave the current world. A friendly tip, usually, through dedication and self-sacrifice, our employees slowly foster a sense of dependency in the scum gongs, gradually making it so the scum gongs can’t live without them.

Chi Xiaochi: How many regret points is a complete loss of reputation and standing worth? How about a fall from grace? Or wanting something but never being able to obtain it?

061: …… <<less

he washed-up magician Zong Jiu transmigrated into a horror, infinite flow novel about a survival show, taking the place of the cannon fodder who died tragically in the first evaluation round. This show was very interesting. Out of the tens of thousands of people, only a hundred people could survive, and the c-position (strongest contender) could even get a universal wish ticket.... more>>

If it were someone else, they’d probably be scared to death.

No one expected that Zong Jiu was not only unafraid, but also caused a sensational stir, shamelessly showing off his tricks the whole way.

Once his tricks stopped, and his life could be considered safe and sound, he ended up in a rivalry with the novel’s big villain.

Today you try to get at me, tomorrow I’ll get you back, back and forth, it’s pretty fun, heh.

As a result, though it was just playing around, one time they got carried away and really did end up sleeping together. Watching the nemesis who was pressing him to the ground, Zong Jiu lazily lifted his gaze. “If you want to kill me then kill me, don’t speak nonsense.” Even when at a disadvantage, he showed no trace of fear, and actually continued to provoke him.

That person used his ice-cold finger to trace his ear, and the action heading toward the aorta suddenly stopped.

“What a pity. I’ve changed my mind.”

—

He was once very willing to personally give Zong Jiu death. Every day, he used to regret not gouging out his flesh, personally snapping his neck. But after this person fell into his hands, another, more urgent desire grew like weeds.

Compared to winning or losing, he would rather see him crying and panting, with eyes red, begging for mercy. <<less

As a true over-bearing president scum gong, when Xie He for the nth time rejected his admirer, he heard a sentence in his head: “Congratulations on achieving the “rejects 100 hosts” accomplishment; as an award you will soon bind to the “Scum Gong and Cheap Shou” system, entering other worlds to complete capture missions.... more>>

As a scum gong, Xie He expresses that it is very easy to hide one’s true colors, but…

“I Heard My Boyfriend’s Brother Secretly Loves Me,”

“Teacher Love Me One More Time,”

“Raising Youth Manual,”

“Your Majesty, This Servant Obeys,”

“The Tyrant Lord’s Substitute Lover,”

“Captive of the Empire,”

“Disciple’s Cultivation Furnace”…

Xie He: Wait a minute. These words sound really strange… and why is my role the ‘cheap shou’?

System: Fighting poison with poison. Using scum to overcome scum. I’ll be relying on you to abuse the scum gong! Remember to not OOC~

Xie He: Hehe.

Later…

Xie He: Hm? You say all the scum gong love me? Sorry, I only love myself.

Scum gong: ??? <<less

After transmigrating into a bankrupt supporting male lead unable to pay utility bills and blocked from finding a job anywhere, Chen Zhan decided to… get rich writing an autobiography!... more>>

Recalling the life of the vicious supporting male lead, he wrote a trilogy of his life, 《Confessions: The Birth and Death of a Rebellious Youth’s Emotions》, 《The Years When I Harassed the Queen of Film》, 《The Egg that Tried to Crush the Stone: Hatred for the Rich Me Me Slander the Rich CEO》….

Among them, 《Confessions》caused an uproar as soon as it was published.

In the beginning:

Female Lead: He’s just looking for attention.

Male Lead: If the heavens want him to die, they must first make him (Chen Zhan) crazy.

Passerbys A, B, C: Rubbish novels, whoever reads them is s*upid!

Then-

They all secretly became Chen Zhan’s readers.

Later, “Confessions” was completed, and the netizens: His talent was exhausted and this was just a temporary win.

The next day, it was revealed that Chen Zhan had captured the most mysterious and wealthy upstart in Y City.

Chen Zhan: Please support my new book: 《The Years When the Male God Chased Me》.

Netizens: …You won!!! <<less

“This is the face of Renatus Ashfield, the evil prime minister from The Heroic Legend of the Wolf King…!”... more>>

I had died in an accident and was reincarnated as Renatus Ashfield, the villain of my favourite war novel, “The Heroic Legend of the Wolf King”.

My face was partially covered with iridescent white scales. Combined with my white skin and silver hair, my face looked like a white snake. As expected of a villainous character. Disgusting.

In the original story, I become the Prime Minister of this country, and establish bad governance. I then get defeated by the protagonist, Knight Bradley Wolf, and die.

I decided that this had to be avoided, and I would not raise the villain flag. First, I had to hide this easily recognizable villainous face with a mask. <<less

Zhou Yu is just an ordinary person. After his heart attack, he was born again. He thought he could enjoy life well, but he did... more>> not realize that this world was a supernatural world. He always bumps into ghosts and a group of reincarnators who would use him as an NPC. His lover always turns into a horror movie BOSS. <<less

After the last alien in the world was bound to a s*upid but cute salvation system who mistakenly thought he was human:... more>>

A resource depleted world:

Alien: “I can help reduce their population down to 5% in a short period of time. This way, this planet can develop sustainably.”

System 2d14 was frightened to tears. [No, don’t! Lord Host!]

–

A certain day:

System 099 was shocked: [Lord Host, the record for your first mission was actually b-broken by a rookie!]

Big boss Huo Li instantly raised an eyebrow with interest. “Oh? Who was it?”

A certain alien happily thought that he was invincible amongst all carbon-based lifeforms! Until…… he came across a pe*vert with powerful psychic abilities!

A startled alien: “Hey! Why can’t I control myself?!”

Extremely powerful psychic ability user gong x ultimate evolution of carbon-based lifeforms shou

Loyal dog with a very strong sense of responsibility gong x always pretending to be human black bellied shou

In the beginning, there was a love-hate relationship and mutual dissing. Later on, there was a pair of husbands joining hands to fight monsters~ <<less

After the last alien in the world was bound to a s*upid but cute salvation system who mistakenly thought he was human:... more>>

A resource depleted world:

Alien: “I can help reduce their population down to 5% in a short period of time. This way, this planet can develop sustainably.”

System 2d14 was frightened to tears. [No, don’t! Lord Host!]

–

A certain day:

System 099 was shocked: [Lord Host, the record for your first mission was actually b-broken by a rookie!]

Big boss Huo Li instantly raised an eyebrow with interest. “Oh? Who was it?”

A certain alien happily thought that he was invincible amongst all carbon-based lifeforms! Until…… he came across a pe*vert with powerful psychic abilities!

A startled alien: “Hey! Why can’t I control myself?!”

Extremely powerful psychic ability user gong x ultimate evolution of carbon-based lifeforms shou

Loyal dog with a very strong sense of responsibility gong x always pretending to be human black bellied shou

In the beginning, there was a love-hate relationship and mutual dissing. Later on, there was a pair of husbands joining hands to fight monsters~ <<less

Shi Qing’s task was to be a protector.... more>>

It was only after transmigrating to various worlds and eagerly counterattacking the villains there that he realized he was the biggest villain out of everyone.

– A king that liked to conquer other worlds

– A Film Emperor that had a malicious personality

– A Blackened Young Master with deviant intentions

– A Schoolyard Bully that was overbearing to others

Afterwards the gong that initially despised Shi Qing discovered:

– The Machine King that seemed like an invader was really a million-year-old baby

– The Film Emperor that seemed malicious was secretly helping upcoming actors

– The Young Master that seemed to harbor deviant intentions was a pure-hearted young boy

– The Schoolyard Bully that seemed overbearing was secretly in love

In the end….

The entire world: He’s such a good person! <<less

Short, rich, and handsome, Lin Feiran was always the center of attention. But after transferring schools in his second year of high school, he discovered that his limelight was snatched by his Adonis classmate, Gu Kaifeng.... more>>

Lin Feiran was very resentful, and he and Gu Kaifeng became archnemesis (one-sidedly). Although the two lived together, they were like strangers.

When Lin Feiran went back home to attend his grandfather’s funeral, he accidentally inherited the Yin-Yang eyes that had been passed down from generation to generation. After gaining the ability to see ghosts, the timid Lin Feiran discovered that his two-person dormitory was actually a sixteen-person (ghost) room. Every day, he was scared to the point of collapsing.

The more aggravating thing is that because of Gu Kaifeng’s innate body constitution, he possessed an abundant amount of Yang energy. Lin Feiran found out that whenever he touched Gu Kaifeng, Gu Kaifeng’s Yang energy could temporarily disable his Yin-Yang eyes. A light touch would disable it for five minutes, a kiss for an hour, and so on…

Lin Feiran had no choice but to throw himself into his archnemesis’s embrace. This complete reversal in attitude to being intimate with Gu Kaifeng persisted every day from morning till night.

When sleeping, he must squeeze in the same bed as Gu Kaifeng. Going to the toilet? He must drag Gu Kaifeng with him. Homework? It must be done hand-in-hand with Gu Kaifeng… He also had to try his best to persuade the teacher to make him Gu Kaifeng’s deskmate. Every day in class, he would rub Gu Kaifeng’s calf with his foot beneath the desks…

Following the clingy little bastard’s sudden change in personality, the initially shocked Gu Kaifeng gradually became smitten. Every day he would chase Lin Feiran to flirt with him, make crazy confessions, and even routinely push him against the wall and kiss him…

Gu Kaifeng: “Don’t you like me? I like you, so let’s be together.”

Lin Feiran: “I don’t like you! Don’t come over!”

Gu Kaifeng: “……”

Five minutes later, to avoid seeing ghosts, Lin Feiran sneakily came to touch Gu Kaifeng.

Gu Kaifeng turned around, stopping his hand: “After you just rejected me, you come back to flirt with me!?”

Lin Feiran: “Who’s flirting with you! I was careless and touched you; don’t imagine that I like you back.”

Oh, that’s it. <<less

On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a bl**job, this led to a series of misunderstandings.... more>>

WRS: I’m not gay, I’m not gay, I’m not gay!

XN: Neither am I.

WRS: It seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.

XN: OK.

So…

Counsellor: I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note on not being a bad influence.

WRS: No, we just fell accidentally…

Neighbour: Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.

WRS: No, that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ah…

Gym Teacher: You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!

WRS: Noooooooo!!! That was just the milk I spilt!!!

Finally…

XN: Senior.

WRS: Yeah?

XN: Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.

WRS: … Just what I was thinking. <<less