Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

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Chi Xiaochi: fourth-rate citizen at birth, three-time award-winning film emperor, second-rate temper, first-class looks. He crawled his way out of hell on hard mode to become a winner at life.

Then, he was smashed into a vegetative state by a chandelier.

061: Hello, here’s a brief rundown on the scum gong reconditioning system. This system measures the regret level of the scum gong. Every time their regret level reaches one hundred points, you will be able to leave the current world. A friendly tip, usually, through dedication and self-sacrifice, our employees slowly foster a sense of dependency in the scum gongs, gradually making it so the scum gongs can’t live without them.

Chi Xiaochi: How many regret points is a complete loss of reputation and standing worth? How about a fall from grace? Or wanting something but never being able to obtain it?

061: ……

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不要在垃圾桶里拾男朋友
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Latest Release

Date Group Release
04/15/19 Chrysanthemum Garden c2
04/01/19 Chrysanthemum Garden c1
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wrezkai
New wrezkai rated it
April 9, 2019
Status: c25
Nice story so far; the MC is calm, has humane feelings, and retains a desire to go back to his og world.
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The thing is, the time MC will spend in various worlds is equivalent to how much time goes by in the mc's og world. Therefore, the MC has the motivation to complete system tasks as fast as he can.

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Unlike most system transmigration novels, the MC seems to be extremely close with his kind, experienced, and intelligent system, and their interactions or actions easily make up at least 1/6 of the novel. The romance is noticeably slow; after one arc it's still unclear who or what the ML is.
Spoiler

However, I've noticed that the ML most likely won't be the slag gong of various worlds, since the MC seems to despise each one of them for their mistakes and wrongdoings. If anything, the MC and system 061 have the best chances of becoming a couple from how close they're getting to one another.

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Great start, I'm hoping the rest will be just as dazzling.
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solomaize
New solomaize rated it
April 9, 2019
Status: c24
This will probably rival my love for FOD (blasphemy!).

It is set with almost the same premise as FOD, a host gets paired with a system, and after completing 10 worlds, the Lord God will grant one wish to the host.

The host needs to help the people to counter attack against despicable scumbags of a gong and raise the Regret Meter of the slag gongs to 100 point before they could go to a new world.

The MC really reminds me of Zhou YunSheng of FOD. Arrogant, lazy, super intelligent, charming, playful,... more>> and doesn't take the easy way out when counter attacking.

The System however isn't like any I have read (Thank God). He is a gentle, charming, hardworking, innocent, warm cinnamon roll and must be protected at all cost!! (T^T)

Anyway, there seems to be a history between the two of them, but both of them don't realise it because memory swipe. #A$$HoleLordGod.

Anyway, why you should read this:

  • MC and system are so funny and warm together. But they are just friends. Yup.
  • The heartache of the host shou will push you to want to personally kill the scum gong.
  • Conspiracy between the Lord God and the system worlds.
And I'm reading all this on MTL so imagine how good reading the translation will be. <<less
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rhianirory
rhianirory rated it
April 2, 2019
Status: c23
i only read to the end of the first world and already things are very complex, bouncing back and forth between the MC and... more>>
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the Lord God and all the systems. Right now it seems like LG is the big bad of the novel but who knows, it could be someone/something else

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once I realized just how complicated everything is I decided it was better to wait for the translations so I don't miss things with MTL. Looks like there is a lot of scheming and behind the scenes maneuvering and politics so I might not like it but i'll give the translations a try at any rate (not a big fan of politics and scheming). The MC is the cool calculating type but he's also very human and flawed, so it's easier to relate to him as a person and I have no idea who or what the ML is yet. <<less
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Morir de amor
Morir de amor rated it
April 1, 2019
Status: c61
This story is so good, I love the MCs calmness and 061s fluffiness. I need more of this story. So glad it was picked up
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attilde235
attilde235 rated it
April 1, 2019
Status: c22
I finished the first arc and I could not contain my excitement! One of the best twists on system novels I've ever read. You get a tantalizing set up near the end of the first arc which really changes the mood up from a typical system novel! I wanted to quickly write a review on novelupdates before I dive back into the story and to increase the rating!
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