Xiao Yi always believed that Lu Zhou was a male god who was a righteous, handsome, and gentle white lotus that could steal the hearts of thousands regardless female or male, young or old. Until one day, he became the male god’s personal assistant…. ... more>>

Huh? Wait something doesn’t seem right. <<less

Su Ran, a music prodigy, woke up transmigrated into a book.... more>>

At that point in time, the main story arc in the book had already been completed. As a villainess female supporting character, not only did she need to take over the original owner's pitiful life in poverty, she also gained an instant son right at his rebellious period.

Ten or so more years from then, the son would turn into a twisted, evil villain. He would appear in one of the extra chapters to pick on the male and female lead's children.

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Su Ran: Son, you shouldn't be too outstanding.
Su Han: Why not?
Su Ran: 'cause you will be killed.

Su Ran: Son, would you like to learn music from me and become a zen, little fairy boy who only needs to drink dew.
Su Han: No, I want to go into business so I can support you. <<less

A love in the entertainment industry started with a “Weibo hot search”.... more>>

I didn’t mean to exploit your popularity and take advantage of you!

Ran Lin was barely surviving in the entertainment industry. However, after a huge misunderstanding, he was thrust into the spotlight because of Lu Yiyao, one of the hottest actors. For the first time in his life, Ran Lin’s name appeared in the top searches. On the other hand, Lu Yiyao deeply regretted his hug at the airport.

One knew that he was in the wrong, while the other was utterly disgusted. Never in their wildest dreams would they have expected their fates to be irreversibly intertwined after a variety show… <<less

As the apocalypse arrives, Song Ke, who grew up in the abandoned area, unexpectedly awakens her special ability. Within her field of vision, all objects can be transformed into handy spiritual tools with just a thought. She becomes the sharpest blade, now possessing the most flexible scabbard. Wherever she goes, zombies of all kinds cower in fear.... more>>

After wandering alone for several days, Song Ke encounters a troublesome man. The man has a broken leg, and speaks weakly as if on the verge of death, yet there’s a smile at the corner of his mouth that is strangely beguiling.

“Little girl, I have nothing to offer you in return. How about offering myself to you?”

Suspiciously eyeing him for a couple of seconds, Song Ke slowly summons her spiritual tool.

“Speak up, how do you want to… die?”

One thing leads to another, and her adventurous path… takes a peculiar turn? She ends up gathering a series of strange teammates.

A year after the apocalypse, a bizarre rumor circulates among the major surviving bases:

It’s said that the top-ranked awakener team “V587” on the scoreboard are all burly and sturdy, capable of frightening children with their bear-like physiques and iron-like strength.

Their name alone exudes power: V587, how commanding and domineering!

V587 punches the Zombie King, kicks mutant beasts, robs the Death Prison of Sin City, and KOs the tyrannical rulers of District C with one move!

No matter how difficult the mission, it’s flawlessly cleared when it falls into their hands.

Their feats become the talk of the Alliance, earning admiration from countless ability users.

Until the grand opening of the inaugural global awakeners challenge, the enigmatic V587 members gather, making their first appearance.

The crowd’s faces turn dumbfounded, “Wait, who are these elderly, young, sick, and two wheelchair-bound cripples? V587? Nooo!”

Overpowered Stutterer x Cunning Smiling Tiger

【Reading Guide】

This is not a space-oriented story. It’s set in an alternative future with a significant technological gap (about 50 years ahead) and uses fictional terms with no direct prototypes.

Combines superpowers with cyberpunk elements, featuring a main storyline alongside team adventures.

Team recruitment is relatively slow at the beginning. The protagonist’s team consists of 7 members, each with their own flaws. <<less

In his previous world, Ming Huan was born sick, weak and was pampered for eighteen years, he transmigrated into a book as a powerful alpha dragon protagonist with numerous wives’… but as a child. In order to survive, he had to forcibly adapt. Because he is also an SSS-level dragon, the dragon cub named Ming Huan was assigned to Yu Hanzhou, who was of the same species. With the probability of differentiating into alpha being 99.9%, the world’s high-ranking dragons with little omega cubs cheered: this cub will definitely become a qualified powerful alpha dragon under Admiral Yu’s upbringing!... more>>

Admiral Yu did an excellent job of raising him. For three years, they simply could not see even a little bit of the dragon cub. The day he became an adult, Ming Huan quietly differentiated into a …omega.

In the end, how could he be an omega? <<less

One day, Papa said that we are going to take in a child from a distant relative. His name is Souji Ando, he is the same age as me and a middle school student.... more>>

At first, I was taken aback by the sudden change and tried to keep my distance from Souji-kun, but not long after, I found myself interested to Souji-kun. He is very nice, smart, , serious, handsome, and has a very gentle smile. On top of that, his singing voice is really captivating.

My school life was really boring and dull before, but as I experience my first love, I started to enjoy my every day life. However, Mama treats Souji-kun very coldly at home, while my little sister, Emi, shows no interest and treats him as if he doesn’t exist.

Keeping it a secret from my family, I gradually get closer and closer with Souji-kun. Then, both me and Souji-kun eventually graduated from middle school and go onto high school.

I thought that these happy days would last forever, but for some reason, Souji-kun starts to acts cold towards me, distance himself from me and leave home.

Then one day, I finally learned about the true relationship between Souji-kun and me. I also learn about the sins of my parents, and as well as the sin of my own existence.

Upon learning these sins, I made a firm decision.

I wonder what lies ahead of my decision, will it be misery or happiness? <<less

【Pure Romance + Marriage before Love + Mind Reading + Feel-Good Story + Entertainment Industry】... more>>

Shen Tang, a struggling actress, finds herself transported into the pages of a book as the contracted wife of the domineering CEO, Gu Huai’an.

She doesn’t have to fulfill any wifely duties or do much of anything. All she needs to do is occasionally attend family gatherings and create the illusion of a loving couple. In return, she receives a monthly payment of 5 million yuan and stands to gain 200 million yuan when they divorce.

Shen Tang can barely contain her laughter. Could there be such a good deal?

In the book, Shen Tang falls in love with Gu Huai’an and foolishly hopes to turn their contractual marriage into a real one, but in the end, she gains nothing.

Thinking about this outcome, Shen Tang shakes her head and sighs. What a naive girl, unable to see things clearly.

Wouldn’t it be great to live a stable life and walk away with 300 million yuan after two years of marriage?

Shen Tang decides to fully embrace a carefree life.

·

Gu Huai’an gets a second chance at life.

He remembers how Shen Tang messed things up in their previous life.

However, he waits and waits, but Shen Tang remains silent.

He asks the butler, “What has my wife been up to lately?”

The butler awkwardly smiles and says, “Madam spends her days shopping and admiring handsome men.”

Gu Huai’an: …

By a stroke of luck, Gu Huai’an discovers he can hear Shen Tang’s thoughts.

But wait, wasn’t she supposed to be head over heels in love with him? Why has she become…

Initially, Gu Huai’an only wanted to endure the two-year contract period and divorce this woman.

However, later on, he kneels down and humbly pleads, “Tang Tang, can we not get divorced?” <<less

Little screenwriter Gu Nian has a secret. She was a big fan of an 18th-tier actor by the name of Luo Xiu.... more>>

Luo Xiu was good looking but his acting was awful. He had no work for 2 years, the one time that he was on a show, he was mocked to the point that even his own mother wouldn’t admit that he was her son.

As such, he dropped straight to 18th tier.

Gu Nian, on the other hand, was determined to become a gold medal screenwriter and had him be her dedicated male supporting character.

___

Luo Xiu had a loyal fan. Ever since his debut, she did everything that a fan would — wait for him at airports, vote for him online, and wave banners of his. Other fans would waver back and forth but this girl remained his loyal fan for two straight years.

Once she was drunk after they have met each other, she patted him on his shoulder, cried and said, “Son, its okay that you are not backed by big bosses! When Mommy become a gold-medal screenwriter, I will back you!”

Luo Xiu: “……”

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After Gu Nian became a gold-medal screenwriter and signed her contract with a up-and-coming media company, she was summoned to a meeting at their office.

She texted Luo Xiu outside of the conference room, “Son! Mommy can back you now! Just you wait!”

Soon after she sent the message, she heard a notification chime coming from in front of her.

Gu Nian looked up, puzzled, and saw a very familiar handsome face.

The secretary introduced the two of them, “Miss Gu, this is our CEO, Luo Xiu.”

Gu Nian: …..?

Secretary: “Boss Luo, this is….”

“No need for introduction, I know her.” Luo Xiu looked up after he finished reading the text. His eyes a dark black color. “This is the boss who has been backing me behind the scene.”

Everyone: ….? ? ? <<less

Adam finds himself transported to the Cretaceous period, filled with dinosaurs, and becomes a participant in a game of civilization creation. Just as he plans to lead the primitive people generated by the system in a realistic wilderness survival, the recruitment of a girl claiming to be Jeanne d'Arc through the Great Person system and a large clump of extraterrestrial fungus falling from the sky leads Adam to an epiphany. What, is this place actually Type-Moon?!... more>>

...

In the 25th century BC, the oldest tribe known for taming dinosaurs helps Uruk combat the returning Tiamat. In the 11th century BC, they once again stand side by side with gods from outer space, defeating the avatars of giants on the lands of Egypt and Greece.

...

In the 15th century AD, they pioneer sea routes to America and Asia, confront the culprits behind ecological extinction, and unify the Far Eastern island split into "eight million" parts. They form an alliance with the immortal Jade Dragon. In the 18th century, they face the seven Beasts symbolizing the apocalypse and eight UO from an extermination star, disregarding Earth's will.

...

Starting with the black-clad Jeanne d'Arc, countless heroic spirits from the future and even other histories are summoned to assist. By the time Adam crafts mechas for the apocalypse, he looks at the members of Chaldea in front of him and falls into deep thought. Oh no, could this be an interlude of anomalous tales? <<less

After his accidental death, Ji Mingjiang woke up again and found himself a deep-sea mermaid with amazing fighting power. Through a period of half-month worth of effort, the powerful Ji Mingjiang finally became the deep-sea overlord who tore the giant squid’s tentacle with his bare hands and slapped the great white shark with his tail. ... more>>

Unexpectedly, when he woke up again, he transmigrated for the second time from the ancient age to the interstellar era.

Without having the chance to bid farewell to his subordinates, Ji-former-overlord-Mingjiang who has lost his territory again, really wanted to destroy the dog system : )

After getting in touch with a few mermaids from this era, Ji Mingjiang discovered in despair: Mermaids, a race that was once hailed as the overlord of the deep sea, have now become pets that are weaker than cats and dogs and are warmly praised by the keepers for being able to swim two laps in the sea every day.

Ji Mingjiang, who doesn’t want to face reality: Don’t look at me like that again! ! !

Fortunately, before he was about to be driven crazy by the meticulous care around him, an eccentric man picked him up.

After finally not having to face the keeper’s exaggerated praise all day long, Ji Mingjiang felt that this overly pampering attitude was definitely not suitable for the growth of a creature like a mermaid. To change this deeply rooted view that came from nowhere, Ji Mingjiang decided to start with himself after much thought. So he turned on the live broadcast, trying to prove that the mermaid race is really not that fragile, and then…

Ji Mingjiang swam in the water at high speed for over an hour in an attempt to prove that mermaids have really good endurance.

Barrage: “My God, the cub is suffering; how is his tail?”

Ji Mingjiang turned on the live broadcast during lunch, trying to prove that the mermaid’s appetite is really not small by eating five bowls of rice in one sitting.

Barrage: “It’s fine if Leiden doesn’t give you fish, but how can he force you to eat so much? Does he think everyone can eat like him!”

After finding that the previous live broadcasts were ineffective, Ji Mingjiang decided to make a bold move. He turned on the live broadcast during his daily sparring with Leiden, trying to prove that the mermaid’s fighting power is really strong.

Barrage: “Call the police; even if it’s His Majesty, it’s illegal to abuse mermaids!” <<less

“Since god abandoned her, it doesn’t matter if I pick her up.”... more>>

Hestia, the Princess of Ellsworth and the current saint.

A new saint, Annette, appears and Hestia position narrows, and she even sentenced to a terminal sentence. The only way to live is to be promised true love.

However, on the date of the ceremony, her fiancee chooses Anette, and Hestia ends up facing her death. But when she opened her eyes again, her time had somehow gone back to a year ago. Marriage is unavoidable as many interests intertwined. Hestia wanted her new shield and found the right person to her. He is called a savage. A man who hates her. Aslan Kalati.

“I will trample and crush you.”

Aslan accepted Hestia to avenge her

“Then wither or die by my side.”

Standing I front of herm he rages wildly, but contrary to her heart, she cannot calmly push away.

Like land of ice.

Can a single flower bloom in that cold place? <<less

On the first day Yuna became a class teacher, she became well-known in school because of her looks. On the second day of becoming a class teacher, a student secretly took photos of her with his phone and was called to the principal's office with his Guardian. The person who showed up turned out to be Yuna's university crush, Xiao Chen.... more>>

To Yuna's surprise, Xiao Chen was the elder brother of the very student whose class she manages. She also realized that this rebellious student causes trouble two or three days out of every week, indirectly giving them many chances to meet.

...

When they reunite again, Yuna is puzzled. Wasn't Xiao Chen a poor young master in the past? How come he's now driving luxury cars and living in mansions?

Xiao Chen is also puzzled. Wasn't Yuna a rich daddy's girl in the past? How come she's now dressing plainly and squeezing onto public transport??

...

In the eyes of her students, Yuna is very beautiful but has always been diligent and thrifty, with little interest in money.

However, one day a Rolls Royce showed up outside school, waiting. Upon seeing Yuna, the chauffeur respectfully opened the door for her, "Miss Yuna, please get in."

From that day forth, her true identity set off huge discussions in school. <<less

Mariella is a maid who dreams of rising through the ranks by becoming the mistress of a nobleman.... more>>

She is convinced that a blind man she meets by chance is a noble,

and she takes great care of him, pretending to be Lady Marianne.

One day, the man disappears, leaving a proposal for marriage.

Unaware of Mariella’s true identity, he sends a proposal to the Riedenburg family.

Mariella worries that her identity will be discovered.

A disorientated Lady Marianne offers to marry him off in her place…

—

“I’ll go.”

“What?”

Mariella repeated, unable to understand.

“I’ll marry into the royal family. For you, in person.”

“…”

The young woman said, sounding eager.

A hint of amus**ent in her eyes behind her gentle expression.

Mariella knew what Marianne was thinking.

She was jumping for joy at the opportunity.

The chance to be the heroine of the popular novel she always carried with her. <<less

Chen Qizhao was reborn and returned to the age of 18 when he was still the wicked little overlord of the Chen family.... more>>

At this time, his brother hadn’t experienced a car accident while his parents were in good health and weren’t seriously ill. The Chen family was still the prosperous Chen family and everyone thought he was a good-for-nothing who was useless and easily taken advantage of.

“He only knows how to quarrel with his older brother every day. He is arrogant and willful!”

“He looks good, but unfortunately, he is an idiot.”

“Isn’t he a useless person? Just serve him well.”

“It is a pity about that child of the Chen family.”

There were the group of scoundrel friends who were full of thoughts, the rats eyeing him covetously and the old, cunning people who were secretly scheming.

Chen Qizhao put on a mask of arrogance again. ‘Do you like acting so much? Why don’t we act together?’

It wasn’t until later that everyone discovered that at the end of the play, they would either go bankrupt or be imprisoned. <<less

Ever since he was little, Xi Jia’s yin energy was strong, so every day he saw and ran into ghosts. ... more>>

One day, he accidentally broke the protection amulet.

Celestial Master Ye Jingzhi happened to pass by and helped.

Are ghost catching Celestial Masters all legit masters?

WeChat official accounts, Taobao online shops, looking at gossip tabloids every day.

Since then, Xi Jia has refreshed the lower limit again and again, and met a group of completely unreliable Celestial Masters.

Binding spirits, doppelgängers, the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor, the ghost market of Poyang…

The door to a new world is slowly opening. <<less

After dying in the line of duty, Liang Feng inexplicably transmigrated into the Western Jin Dynasty – that short-lived dynasty that succeeded the chaos of the Three Kingdoms and preceded the reign of the Sixteen Barbarian Kingdoms.... more>>

Trapped in a beautiful but fragile body, would he use his looks to fake his way into being a “famous scholar?” Or would he raise an army and plant fields to fight the barbarians for dominance over the Middle Kingdom?

With a young wolfdog in tow, Liang Feng proves that he can do it all! <<less

Bai Li, an Agricultural Deity from the immortal world, traveled to the Interstellar era where land is scarce and his farming soul is burning. In a world full of were-people who can turn into many different types of animals, he is a rare human who does not have an animal form. ... more>>

He entered the 'Virtual Reality Game Design Competition' and created the farming game 'Carefree Farmstead', leading Interstellar people to farm and explore in the game so that they can gradually understand the charm of farming. The game would lead Interstellar People to grow and explore in the game, and let them gradually realize the charm of farming. Farming, food, infrastructure, life ....

Inadvertently, the interstellar people's real life takes on a new twist. <<less

I banished the protagonist.... more>>

Shit. If only I had transmigrated a short while before. <<less

[For unknown reasons, the two protagonists are entangled and quarreling. You stray into it, you take Xiao Shou away, and you send him home. When Xiao Gong thinks that you are a rival in love, he gets jealous and understands his feelings for Xiao Shou.]... more>>

Chu Qianze turned the pen in his hand in a circle and smashed it against the drum next to him, the loud drum sound resounding around him.

Facing the two people who looked over at him together, he pulled out a polite smile, which was very dazzling under the neon light.

“I’m sorry, you are ruining my eyes.”

Later:

[Xiao Gong bought you N rose bouquets!]

Feeling the gazes of the people around him, the flashing lights that flared from time to time, and a few gasps, Chu Qianze’s mouth twitched: “Is this a new way to surprise people?”

***

[Xiao Gong couldn’t stand the entanglement of Bamboo Horse, so he asked someone to come and play his lover. He wanted to make this childhood friend give up completely. According to their plan, the two would later act in a fake role. This task is very simple; you just need to express disbelief.]

Chu Qianze, who had just arrived in the world and was getting acquainted with his surroundings, was inexplicably pulled by a man and was held in his arms.

“I already have someone I like; it’s him!”

Chu Qianze looked at the person blankly, but saw that the other person turned his eyes away, his breath a little disordered.

“..?” <<less

On the distant Tianxiu Planet, there exists a group of unusual and intelligent beings. They consist of neither children nor elders. They have neither birth nor real death. They are born into the world through an extremely special process and have managed to keep their fundamental memories of survival through their endless reincarnations.... more>>

They are the Tianxiu people.

For every Tianxiu person, if they find someone they like and want to bind as partners with each other — then they would have to go through a life or death Adult Ceremony. The winner of the ceremony will become the absolute dominance in the spousal relationship.

While the defeated one will be referred to as — Qizi. <<less

After being reborn twice, Jiang Chen discovered that the tragic death of the first life was not an accident, but a meticulous design for the sake of never ending troubles.... more>>

The protagonist of “Life of Domination” wears the “best choice system”. In the delivery room, the system gives him two choices: “ordinary biological parents” and “rich non-biological parents”.

The protagonist chooses without hesitation.

So , the system secretly exchanged Jiang Chen and the protagonist, and the life after that was turned upside down.

The protagonist relying on the system in his hand, went all the way from a scholar to a crocodile, inheriting the family business, a complete life winner.

Jiang Chen, on the other hand, had to give up his original dream and graduate early to earn money.

One hundred years after the star calendar, the scientific research boss Jiang Chen woke up and returned to his second year of high school. His father was disabled in a car accident, and his mother carried all the heavy burdens, but did not complain to him at all.

Jiang Chen did not choose to find his biological parents first, but made a breakthrough by himself with the memories of his previous life and the knowledge he had learned in his previous life.

In a word: Professor Jiang, a man who can tear apart the system plug-in with his bare hands. <<less

Every Thursday at midnight, tune the FM button. Behind a blank hiss, maybe you will hear a broadcast like this: “Welcome to Midnight Radio Station “Thriller Night Talk”. This is the anchor Bei Quan. Please tell us about your story; no matter how bizarre it is.”... more>>

The rich second-generation Wei Fuyuan broke up with his family and was cut off from his financial source. He accidentally broke into a broadcasting studio to apply for a part-time job.

Wei Fuyuan: This place is small and shabby. The front desk lady is so fierce and her assistant is a three-year-old child laborer?? Are you really a regular company!

Bei Quan: During the internship period, the monthly salary is 7800 Yuan, including three meals and accommodation. Do you want it or not?

Wei Fuyuan : I’ll do it if I can live next door to you!

On the first night at work, Master Wei found out that this company called Sāntúchuān was more irregular than he thought.

Colleagues felt that there were ghosts in the world, and the audience said that they were dead, and they had to follow the poisonous anchor. The crime scene…

Wei Fuyuan : Wait, isn’t this the job of the police?!

Bei Quan: Look over there, the ghost is here.

Wei Fuyuan: Ah, ah, don’t come near me! The young master doesn’t like women’s ghosts. Don’t get me… Eat my righteous face-breaking fist!

What you see may not be true, and what you hear may not be true.

The truth and falsity interweaved between the story, the stand-in for a crime they didn’t, betrayal after betrayal, money and love…

Pursue the mystery, punish evil and promote good

This is the Thrilling Night talk for you—

Don’t be afraid.

[Wei Fuyuan the rich second generation born with aura to attack x mysterious poisonous tongue Bei Quan] <<less

[His iron cavalry kicked up wild gales, and his fleet of ships wove an unbreakable net. ... more>>

His power shook the four seas, he was the ruler of the world]

Zhu Chi, who didn’t want to die, made a deal with the devil in exchange for the chance to survive in another world. The new body was young, full of vitality, and full of life.

Zhu Chi finally escaped from the smell of the hospital ward’s antiseptic wipes, and he smiled with joy.

Soon, after accepting the new identity, the smile on Zhu Chi’s face gradually disappeared.

He, wearing a royal robe and a crown, ruled over thirty-six states and was the only Emperor in the Western Continent.

He, aggressively levied exorbitant taxes, arbitrarily conquering neighboring lands, using gold to build a carriage, scorning the divine power and humiliating the church.

——He was a tyrant.　　

The devil was indeed the devil, treacherous, cunning, and sinister.

Now, Zhu Chi, who had recovered his health, had to face all of the hatred and animosity:

1, the nobility deprived of their titles

2, the cardinals who were deliberately suppressed

3, the leaders of the chamber of commerce whose wealth and property were seized

4, the……

As well as: face an assassination seven days later.

If still according to the script, he would be exiled in four months, and then hanged in front of the Mohn Tower.

Zhu Chi: Splendid.

He rolled up his sleeves leisurely and smiled: What about the tyrant? If I want to, this tyrant can also rule the earth.

[I want the Rose King’s flag to fly across the mainland, I want the glory that will be like a sun that will never set, I want wherever the golden carriage passes to receive allegiances from all the people.

Because I am——

Born to be King] <<less

As we all know, the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology at Jihua Hospital, which is affiliated with A Medical University has two deputy chief physicians who do not see eye to eye.... more>>

From their freshman year to their doctoral graduation and then to their training and professional title evaluation, Jiang Xu and Sheng Fangyu have been fighting and thwarting each other. It was like a case id, ‘if you don’t kill me, I will kill you’, ‘you get 96 in the exam, I’ll get 97 in the exam’.

In the end, they even fell for the same girl.

But who would have thought that before the two could even get into a fight, the girl took her girlfriend’s hand and actually came out of the closet in front of them? The two straight men, who had been at loggerheads for three months over the girl, had their three worldviews shattered.

The two enemies sat down to drown their sorrows in alcohol and in the confusion, somehow together in bed.

Afterward, Jiang Xiu got up holding his almost broken back. His mind exploded for half a minute, and he resolutely decided to forget about it.

However, three months later, he looked at the urine test report, touched his disappearing abs, and looked at himself in the mirror in disbelief.

“Ugh—” <<less

After transmigrating into a novel, Little Hamster suddenly becomes a tyrant villain.... more>>

The only way he can escape is by faking his death once the male protagonist usurps the throne.

Judging from the plot, the male protagonist has already developed a rebellious heart. The Emperor Hamster is delighted and decides to accelerate matters by simply appointing the male protagonist as Regent.

The male protagonist is given all the political affairs to handle, while the Emperor focuses on being a salted fish. When the Regent seizes the throne, the Emperor will finally be free!

However, the Regent seems to have eaten the wrong medicine. He unexpectedly remains loyal and dedicated, with his faithfulness increasing over time.

Emperor: Something’s not right with the script.

It isn’t until the promised rebellion strikes that the Emperor understands his true feelings.

The Regent walks in holding a sword stained with blood, his gaze cold and fierce. In front of the Emperor, he suddenly drops his sword, kneels down and pays his respects with great loyalty and enthusiasm, “The rebels have all been executed! As long as this minister lives, Your Majesty will always be safe and sound!”

The Emperor anxiously hints, “Beloved Minister, you’ve been the Regent for so long, don’t you want to switch positions?”

The Regent’s gaze is piercing, and his voice is restrained and suppressed, “I am loyal to Your Majesty day and night. If Your Majesty insists, then I would like to sleep on the dragon bed.”

The Emperor is overjoyed to hear this. “Then sleep! Come sleep tonight!”

After spending the night on the dragon bed, the Regent will finally become the Emperor the next day.

The next day, however, the Emperor holds his sore buttocks and laments with regret, “That’s not what I meant!”

The Regent holds him in his arms and replies hoarsely, “It’s too late, Your Majesty.” <<less