As a system that is very spicy, it is actually bound by the Lord God to a host that is an even spicier chicken!... more>>

The system said ruthlessly: I don’t want to live!

Unexpectedly, the host actually promises to make it the master of the plane and the most powerful!

The System: Well, I will believe in you this time. I want to become the master of the plane!

However, why does the host destroy every plane that she disagrees with?!

Did you want to ruin me and still make me the main god of the plane?

Xi Ying: I don’t like this world, but I like you. Since you like this world, then I will leave it for you.

辣雞 [là jī]: Spicy chicken. This Internet slang term is a humorous way of saying 垃圾 [lā ji] “tr*sh, douchebags, contemptible people.” <<less

Xie Ran nickname – humanoid AI... more>>

Feature 1: more sensible than the AI.
Feature 2: more ruthless than AI.

Later, when he went to the parallel world, the people with the same name as him had a great life, but because of their feelings, they were deceived and hurt by the people they loved, and ended up miserable.
Xie Ran who was attracted by their obsession: Feeling?

After a period of time,

Subordinate: Boss, you have not contacted Xie Ran for a long time.
Scum male: Has he learned what he did wrong?
Subordinate: No, he is now much richer than you.
Scum male: ? ? ?
Subordinate: Oh by the way, he is about to ruin your company.

In the outside world it’s rumored that current Xie Ran was born from love turned into hate. Xie Ran: Hate? What is that?

Xie Ran AI system: Sorry, this touches on Mr. Xie’s knowledge blind spot, but it’s okay, I’ll teach you.
Passers-by (pupil shaking): …. Xie Ran learns human emotion from AI?!!! <<less

There are thousands of scumbags in the world, each with their own type of tr*shy entanglement.... more>>

They make a stand for every step and have a devious heart, their modus operandi? Start stirring up feelings and eventually abandon the people they have schemed against. With having nothing but fame and fortune in their eyes, these scumbags forsake the sincerity of others and forget about it after using them.

The Scumbag Reformation System raised its arms and exclaimed: Reform and become a new person! The sea of suffering is endless and turning back is what it means to be on the shore!

Both good and evil will eventually be rewarded, the Heavenly Path is good for reincarnation. When those scumbags who have done all bad deeds get a chance to be reborn, they start their miserable career of being forced to reform.

【No Work】 Electric Shock x 10

【Sitting back and enjoying the benefits】 Electric shock x20

【Stirring up chaos and forsaking】 Electric shock x50

【Deceiving and cheating money】 Electric shock x100

Scumbag Reformation System smiled: “What is our slogan again?”

The scumbags gritted their teeth silently: “……Reform well and become a new person!” <<less

Chu Yunsheng’s head hurts every time he wakes up. Because he is usually either lying in the villain’s bed, or had just gotten up from the villain’s bed.... more>>

The reason why villains are called villains is because they are extremely lethal and vengeful… and they love to blacken…

Villain: Bastard, I will castrate you!

Chu Yunsheng: …Oh. <<less

“As everyone knows, since 1993, you have been nominated for an Oscar for your scripts every year. Why is it that you are rarely seen at the award ceremony?”... more>>

“Having gone to the event with a highly anticipatory mood, only to then wait tensely for several hours before returning disappointed, experiencing this once or twice is enough for me.”——Forcing me to wear a dress that shows off my breasts for reporters to take a picture, to allow the eyes of men to eat their fill? It would be better to kill me!

“You have written scripts tailored specifically for many stars. What allows you to always write suitable scripts for them?”

“This is a matter of inspiration. I also have a very hard time explaining this, but generally, the stars have some characteristic that inspires me.”——If you reincarnate at this moment as well, I guarantee that you can also accomplish this.

“In Hollywood, your s*x scandals truly are scarce. People have previously said that you are gay, so I would like to ask, do you have a boyfriend?”

“I very much believe in fate bringing people together, as people can conclude from the scripts I write. I believe that one day, I will meet my true love.”——To be mentally gay or physically gay? Yeah, I choose the latter!

A thirty year old male NEET wrecks Hollywood reincarnation romance.

Our slogan is: Creating the most wicked garden of lilies in Hollywood history! <<less

After losing his memory, Wen Zhi finds out that he has been married to his high school senior, Si Mingchen, for four years. Si Mingchen... more>> is a handsome and wealthy man, a domineering president who can get whatever he wants. Before Wen Zhi has time to rejoice, he finds that Si Mingchen is not treating him well. So he tries his best to flirt with his cold husband. Gradually their married life gets sweeter and sweeter, but one day, while cleaning out his wardrobe, Wen Zhi finds a divorce agreement signed by both parties before he lost his memory… <<less

Yu Keke is bound to a system after transmigrating into a book, demanding the redemption of the blackened villain.... more>>

If the task is not completed, she will die. She has a sincere attitude: How should she approach Ji Jingye and prevent him from turning black?

The system answered confidently: How do I know?

Yu Keke: ? So what's the use of you?

System: I know everything in this world. For example, the top star person in front of you is already secretly married and had children with his agent, but is secretly dating a female celebrity who he has recently fried CP with. The female internet celebrity over there is about to get married, but she is still having a lot of fun outside. She and her friend P plan to play exciting games on their wedding night... balabala

Yu Keke: ! And then what? Has she been discovered?

System: ?

After discovering that they were the same kind, one person and one system immediately became addicted to eating melons, so happy that they completely forgot about tasks and villains.

Until one day …

System: Host, I suspect the villain has been secretly in love with you for a long time. He actually has a lot of photos you sent him on his phone - wait, why are our channels still connected ? !

One person and one system were shocked and turned around. The big villain who was processing documents looked up and smiled at them, saying, “What's the matter, won't you continue chatting?”

Yu Keke: ! !

System: ! !

So system, is the task considered completed?

Ah, this... may, maybe?
- - - - - - -

Ji Jingye was unexpectedly reborn and somehow connected to the system and Yu Keke's mind channel.
He sat with cold eyes waiting for Yu Keke to attack him and prevent him from blackening.

However …

Yu Keke: [Really? Really? Wow, then what?]

System: [Then the man...]

Yu Keke: [Woohoo, exciting!]

Ji Jingye: …… I feel like a fool for taking precautions seriously.

After Ji Jingye took the initiative to appear, Yu Keke finally saw him and her eyes lit up.

He waited silently for her to speak, but heard the system’s [wow] appear again.

[Host, I just ate a big melon! The woman is actually pregnant, she’s keeping it, this is absolutely first-hand news!]

Yu Keke quickly turned around: [What, what, whose child is it?]

Ji Jingye's face remained expressionless: ... Do they still remember what their task is?

Wait, so whose child is it?

Reading guide:

1. All melons and characters have no original counterpart. Any similarities are purely made up. Please do not substitute them.

2. The novel world has no logic, please remember to put away your brain when reading (dog head)

3. The variety show in chapters 44-47 involves lily melons, which is described but not considered as a side CP. There is no follow-up after the variety show, so if you are not interested, you can skip it directly~

One sentence summary: Damn it, the villain actually eavesdropped on us eating melon! <<less

Jiang Yu was a small mermaid who couldn’t sing. He had always felt inferior because of this. Not until he came to shore to find the father of his baby did he discovered that his talent turned out to be acting. Since then, he had trampled on the scum man, going on the acting road all the way, and progressing triumphantly.... more>>

Qin Shen: ??? You ran away after sleeping with me, and you still call me a scum man?

The not yet met Jiang Yu: Oh, it’s a small star who wants to hug my thighs.

The after contact Jiang Yu: Really fragrant.

Qin Shen found that things around him often disappeared, at first it was handkerchiefs, then ties, and then his shirt. And every time he lost something, there will be more pearls around him. One day, he caught all the things he had lost in that room, and he saw a little thief in his pajamas.

The little thief Jiang Yu is not happy, pointing at the jar of pearls, I am not a thief, I have money for you. <<less

Jung Woodam, aged 27, works a 4/2 shift as a blue-collar worker. Somehow, he unexpectedly found himself debuting in the entertainment industry.

Yuxiu’s acting career is over at the age of twenty-eight.... more>>

He is banned as soon as he becomes an actor, and riding a roller coaster was not so exciting.

On the recommendation of his assistant, he comes to a mountain villa to relax.

The owner of the villa is a fair-skinned and beautiful sick man. He has a little wolf dog by his side, who cares about his health and is considerate to him.

——But eight years ago, Yu Xiu was that little wolf dog.

Ye Yuchen and Yu Xiu recall the old days: What a mess.

Yu Xiu ignores it.

Ye Yuchen: Do you want my help?

Yu Xiu: What’s your condition?

Ye Yuchen strokes his chin and thinks for a while: Hmm… Come to my room at night?

Everything seems to be back to the original point, everything has changed yet nothing also has changed.

It is only later that Yuxiu realizes that it is not the origin, but the anchor in his heart.

–

Yu Xiu × Ye Yuchen

Beautiful, strong, and tragic movie king top × mourning hidden from the world gold master bottom

28 years old × 30 years old

–

Yu Xiu is attacking, it’s not the reverse!

The two are only two years apart, and they were seniors and juniors in the early stage.

Dual perspectives, not many scenes in the entertainment industry, interspersed with college days, reality, and memories are divided between 50-50. <<less

In the third year of the fake marriage between Lin Yan and the popular film star Lu Jin, the company arranged for Lin Yan to lead a newcomer, and asked him to appear on a love variety show, speculate on CP with the newcomer, and be a competent blood bag.... more>>

After the program was officially announced, his partner suddenly changed to Lu Jin, causing an uproar across the Internet.

Everyone knows that Lin Yan and Lu Jin are the most at odds with one another. They have been in different frames for the past few years, and Lin Yan has never participated in Lu Jin's activities, and their relationship is clearly poor.

After the show was broadcast, the seemingly incompatible business CPs became popular overnight.

The passerby: They're actually quite sweet; one is beautiful and the other is narcissistic; they look at each other so closely, but their souls are unified and not far apart; even their business awkward smiles are so tacit understanding!

Passerby 2: Thanks to the two movie kings' passionate performances, I can get such a sweet business CP!

I'm really married and I didn't lie to you.

Reply to passerby 2: They are real CP, not business.

Lu Jin (gong) X Lin Yan (shou)

A may be a little sand sculpture gong x fake high cold mountain flower shou. <<less

Jiang Chengyi didn’t understand, he had the looks, qualifications and strength, but in this place of entertainment, why couldn’t he compare to Han Tian?... more>>

Han Tian stole the role he should have played, stole his agent, stole his fiancée, set him up to lose his reputation and Yu Rui, and even killed him. It was only after his death that Jiang Chengyi realized that he was only a supporting character in a book that told the story of a normal man who became the godfather of the entertainment industry.

He would never be that miserable cannon fodder again, and he would cherish the one who always stood by his side! <<less

Before my mark fades, come back to me. ... more>>

Every time Qi Boyan performed on stage, there was a cassette tape wrapped around his wrist. Only Qi Boyan had heard the recording, and only Ji Wang knew that it contained the most secret, private sounds of him accepting pain and expressing pleasure.

Alpha x Alpha

Celebrity musician gong x actor shou <<less

Fang Lin, a dedicated but unprofitable eighteenth-tier star, was reborn.... more>>

He remembered the lessons of his previous life and immediately had a brand new goal in life.

–He didn’t want to work hard anymore.

Seeing all kinds of opportunities slipping away from him, his agent wanted to cry: “Brother, can we fight a little? If this continues, you won’t be able to afford food!”

Fang Lin pondered for a moment, “You have a point.”

His agent was overjoyed.

He added, “It’s time to find a thigh.”

– If he could, it was better to find the kind of cold boss who only gave money and didn’t talk about feelings.

In his last life, a certain overlord who barely crossed his path, brushed past him with a cold expression and said, “Follow me.”

This time, without shame, Fang Lin took the initiative to meet up, and happily signed the owner and salted fish “feeding” agreement.

Each took what they needed, they were both happy.

Both were adults, both were smart and knew how to find a perfect optimal solution from this relationship.

So they didn’t know when, both of them also found out that something was wrong early. <<less

A scholar from Joseon, Yu Gunja travels through time to become a genius idol.... more>>

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Please read chapter 1 for further info. <<less

Qiao Kaiji is a rich second-generation individual who simply wishes to spend a year living at home after graduating. However, the entire family took an unexpected turn and cut off Qiao Kaiji's credit card. In protest, he decides to run away from home.... more>>

Wrapped in the latest season's LV windbreaker, Qiao Kaiji stands shivering in the cold wind, contemplating whether to buy a broken bowl and beg for food on the spot.

During a temporary break, an amateur guest on a romance variety show finds himself in a peculiar situation. The show's producer (PD) grabs his wrist with tears in their eyes, kneels down, and pleads for him to join the show.

Qiao Kaiji: "Will you take care of my meals, my accommodations, and provide me with a salary?"

The PD nods vigorously, and Qiao Kaiji happily packs his suitcase and heads to the show.

In the preview before the broadcast, the audience frowns upon reading the character introduction, assuming that Qiao Kaiji must be too shameless. He initially claimed to be working from home and also mentioned seeking a wealthy partner.

Audience A: "Where did this pretty boy come from, looking for a rich husband? Does he think he can do whatever he wants just because he's good-looking?"

Audience B: "His clothes look fake at first glance. He even has a suitcase with the same model as the one from the latest runway show that hasn't been released yet. Is he s*upid?"

Audience C: "Does he really believe he's cute like this?"

After the first episode airs:

Audience A: "What's wrong with hunting for a rich husband? I wish I could find a rich husband!"

Audience B: "If you're good-looking, you can get away with anything!"

Audience C: "Wow, he's so adorable!"

Regarding his status as a rich second-generation individual and the fake goods scandal, no one would believe he's an all-rounder who can excel at golf, tennis, flower arranging, wine tasting, tea art, calligraphy, etc. It's all a facade!

The male guests on the variety show may seem glamorous, but beneath the surface, there's a subtle undercurrent, and they're quite cunning. What appears white may be black when scrutinized, and what seems dark may be even darker. They aren't really serious about finding love.

Qiao Kaiji decides to focus on his health on the show, knowing that the show's team will cover his expenses for food, clothing, housing, and transportation.

He gives up on his personal luxuries and enjoys watching dramas and movies with the actor Gong 1, who, despite his fame-chasing image, feels he's found a kindred spirit.

Qiao Kaiji plays basketball and swims with athlete Gong 2, attends games, and supports him passionately. Gong 2, an avid basketball lover, believes he's found a perfect life partner.

When he's with Gong 3, a university professor, he listens attentively, never interrupting their discussions. Gong 3, who tends to be rigid and immersed in his own world, feels he's met his future lover.

There are also Shou 1, Shou 2, and Shou 4, who all believe that Qiao Kaiji is their destined person. Gong 4, a CEO, is particularly determined, closely following Qiao Kaiji, and generously swiping his card with aspirations of becoming his golden husband.

At this point, the four members of the Qiao family stare in astonishment at Qiao Kaiji, who had threatened to find a rich husband on TV. His father promptly hands him a black card, his mother offers a cruise ship, his brother directly transfers several buildings for him to collect rent from, and his sister transfers shares so he can earn dividends.

The Qiao family wonders, "What kind of husband are you looking for? Can't you do it on your own?" <<less

Song Jiaoer, who was raised as a skinny horse since she was a child, was reborn into the modern Su Ruan. She has only one... more>> goal, to work hard to be Shao Yan’s concubine. Shao Yan felt that the starlet he had just recruited had brain problems, and when he gave her the resources to film, she ran over crying and hugged his thigh. Su Ruan: “Hey, my husband, you are so cruel to let my concubine become an actor for people to enjoy!” The cold-faced and hard-hearted boss X <<less

Lu Li was a straight man, but he was chosen to be a scumbag in a BL novel.
Lu Li became devastated, because all he liked were beautiful fair-skinned girls with big breasts and big butts.
The system's mind also collapsed. It never expected that the boat in the plot would turn over. The Shou in different worlds would rebel and become the Gong.... more>>

System: "Dear host, you have to make the Shou fall in love with you without OOC~"
Lu Li: "I don't like men."
The persistent system: "This system can provide free documents for the host to learn and observe!"
Lu Li rose in anger: "My eyes are on fire! tr*shy system! I want to report!"
The system was dissatisfied with his incompetence: "You better f*ck him!"
Lu Li adamantly refused: "He and I are just good brothers!"
System: "Hehe."

Guide:
①In every world, the Shou will be blackened into Gong.
② Slag Gong doesn't necessarily deserve cheap Shou. Gong is always the same person. Unwaveringly Insisting on 1V1. <<less

Ye Hansheng was disabled in both legs and bad at walking. The rumor was that he was a moody man, and no one dared to hold his shining golden thighs.... more>>

Wen Run never believed these rumors, every time he saw him from afar, he smiled with curved eyes and was filled with joy.

Then someone else said, “Look at that Wen Run, he even risked his life to climb the bed, and Ye Hansheng, the god of evil, dared to mess with him.

Wen Run tried to explain every time: Ye Hansheng is not like that, he is a good man.

Ye Hansheng happened to hear, and decided to show the little sheep what a bad guy was.

The little sheep was trembling with fear and shyness, but not fear and disgust, he was simply unbelievably good and soft.

Ye Hansheng’s heart suddenly softened, thinking that it was not difficult to be a good person.

Later, they found out that the little transparent Wen Run really held the golden thigh. All the way, the resources kept gathering a line of traffic like a rocket.

And Ye Hansheng was also really a good person. But…he was only good to Wen Run. <<less

After just recently attaining the trophy for emperor of the silver screen, Chu Yan dies in a traffic accident and is rebirthed into a period millennium years later.... more>>

Floating cars occupy the skies, and everyone owns virtual glasses. Culture explosion! Entertainment explosion!

Yet, in such a glorious and brilliant entertainment world, Chu Yan was astonished to discover that——all these people didn’t know how to act!!!

Simulation of moods through artificial intelligence? Special effects production replacing acting skills?

Becoming an actor simply by just understanding AI script? The era is progressing, but acting skills have retrogressed.

Reporter: Chu Yan, what is your opinion regarding the scandal this time about you already being married?

Chu Yan: …Please inform me, exactly who is my spouse?!

Rebirth of the emperor of the silver screen into a third-tier star: shooting movies, becoming popular, winning awards, and ascending to the peak, and setting off a surging tide to the apex of the entertainment circle!

As for who his partner was——

He Baishen: Hello, my surname is Yi, you may call me Yi Ming (Anonymous). <<less

Yan Yue finds herself in a novel titled “The Strongest Scriptwriter,” set in an interstellar backdrop where everyone stays home and binge-watches shows, featuring an entertainment industry heroine wrapped in an interstellar theme.... more>>

The original character Yan Yue inhabits is not the heroine; she is the contrast to the heroine. If the heroine is a gifted scriptwriter, the original character is an airhead. Later on, due to plagiarizing the heroine’s work, the original character faces backlash from the interstellar citizens. She even ends up in interstellar court and eventually takes her own life.

After reflecting on the original character’s life, Yan Yue thinks, “Isn’t this just about writing scripts? I’m familiar with that.”

So, having traversed 999 ancient Mary Sue worlds, Yan Yue starts writing stories like “The Temptation of Returning to Interstellar: White Moonlight Stand-In’s Counterattack” and “After Running Away from Marriage 9999 Times, I Married the Interstellar Tycoon’s Father,” and the day after, she writes “The Mother of Ten Precious Children Turns Out to Be Him, the Mecha War God!”

At first, when Star Netizens see these tacky, melodramatic titles associated with interstellar broadcasts, they complain: “Why is even this tr*sh paired with interstellar themes? Yan Yue, get out of the scriptwriting realm!”

But after watching the first episode, their reactions change: “What the heck? The sister-in-law is the male lead’s white moonlight stand-in? The male lead’s arranged marriage wife is actually the male lead’s secret crush for years? Wait, wait! The white moonlight stand-in and the white moonlight are twin sisters? No wonder they look so alike!! What the hell is this?! So melodramatic, I want to watch more! Give me the next episode now!”

Yan Yue assures them and quickly churns out thousands of scripts for cheesy dramas like “Punch the Certain Building” and “Kick the Certain Thai Guy.”

However, everyone soon realizes:

Why does the wrongly accused male lead from “The Temptation of Returning to Interstellar” look so much like the newly appointed young marshal from the neighboring star?

And why does the runaway bride from “After Running Away from Marriage 9999 Times” resemble the tr*shy star’s nouveau riche new wife?

And furthermore! Does the male mother of ten in “The Mother of Ten Precious Children” resemble our planet’s war god???

Yan Yue: ??? Can someone explain why the worlds she experienced through fast-transmigration merged with this star’s setting???

Yan Yue: Don’t ask, all these melodramatic stories are like this. Haven’t you seen the huge words at the beginning of each show before it airs?
[“All characters and events are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.”]

Until one day, the war god from that other star shows up at her door with his ten children, and all the kids chant in unison, “Mommy, mommy!”

Yan Yue: I messed up! I forgot that the tr*shy woman who betrayed the war god in “The Mother of Ten Precious Children” was herself…

#About Me Writing Cheesy Dramas in Interstellar and Getting Popular#
#About How I Loved Watching Melodramas as a Kid and Still Do as an Adult#
[“It’s just a brainless escapist story in melodramatic scripts! Really!”]
[“Plotline to Romance Ratio: 7:3”]
[“Not a GB story! Not a GB story!”]
Tags: Interstellar, Transmigration, Escapist Fiction, Live Broadcast
Protagonist: Yan Yue
One-line Summary: I loved melodramas at three, and I still do in my twenties.
Theme: Strive to live life in one’s own way. <<less

Zhou Zekai is a lonely ghost who tunnels from world to world to complete tasks issued by several wishers. He believed that once he completed one thousand tasks, he would be able to go back to the past and find his real self.... more>>

A deceived film empress, a child bullied in school, an unfaithful wife’s husband, an abducted college student sent into a mountain village…

Zhou Zekai met various wishers and changed many lives.

This is Zhou Zekai’s tale.

This is how the seemingly endless journey began. <<less

After sleeping for 800 years, the Great Demon, Bai Zhi, had woken up in the 21st century. A certain demon had then run around the modern world, surprised to find out that all of the spiritual fruits had gone extinct. He had quickly become very hungry. At that time, the system had appeared. ... more>>

“You can get 20 demonic spiritual fruits by blocking the gun for the great villain.”

Bai Zhi looked at his body that had been beaten into a sieve, “Oh.”

“You can get 50 bottles of demonic spiritual liquid by being a scapegoat for the Great Villain.”

Bai Zhi touched the black ash on his face, “Finished.”

“I’ll present hundreds of demonic spiritual barbecues as a gift if you die in place of the villain.”

Bai Zhi silently held the large knife pushed inside of him, “The barbecue must be very spicy.”

A certain villain: “For the sake of you liking me so much, I’ll consider snatching a $9 marriage license.”

Bai Zhi, who was in the middle of silently nibbling barbecue, “Ah?” <<less

She likes me enough to win an award.... more>>

Meet Seo Eun-Woo, a passionate K-Drama fan turned writer, whose life takes an unexpected twist when he awakens in a world of mediocre dramas.

Frustrated and desperate for the perfect storyline, he stumbles upon a former actress who sparks his creative genius.

Watch as their fateful encounter turns his life into a captivating drama of its own! <<less

Lee Yoohan who lived a tiring life of a debt collector, decides to become a celebrity to get revenge on a former lover. He meets... more>> a man named Yoon Jay who tells him that he’ll help him. Little did he know that Jay is a shareholder and well-known figure at one of the top entertainment agencies, and they share a strange past with each other. <<less