Quick Transmigration: Report to the Host, You Have Been Attacked!

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As a system that is very spicy, it is actually bound by the Lord God to a host that is an even spicier chicken!

The system said ruthlessly: I don’t want to live!

Unexpectedly, the host actually promises to make it the master of the plane and the most powerful!

The System: Well, I will believe in you this time. I want to become the master of the plane!

However, why does the host destroy every plane that she disagrees with?!

Did you want to ruin me and still make me the main god of the plane?

Xi Ying: I don’t like this world, but I like you. Since you like this world, then I will leave it for you.

辣雞 [là jī]: Spicy chicken. This Internet slang term is a humorous way of saying 垃圾 [lā ji] “tr*sh, douchebags, contemptible people.”

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快穿:报告宿主,您已被攻略!
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fancytofu
fancytofu rated it
November 24, 2020
Status: c165
I feel the novel is a solid 3. The translations are good and like a lot of quick transmigration stories, there's the typical arcs, the first one being a rich corporate heir whose fiance drops her for an actress.

You'd think you know the story, but literally the first thing she does is (like the summary says) try to destroy the world. They don't tell you why and the arc was so fast paced that I rolled my eyes and was ready to quit. But something about the way the system... more>> and MC interact was funny enough to keep me entertained and, well, here I am MTLing it 150 chapters and 4 arcs later.

MC is ridiculous in a fun way and she slowly goes through tiny bits of character growth that even she herself doesn't understand. Seeing her come to terms with her own growth is what's keeping the story entertaining for me at the moment. Think of the system as the reader's voice. We're all expecting MC to behave just like other protagonists quick transmigration story, but she really doesn't, shocking both the system and me.

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if you're here for the romance, it's there I guess, but I don't know if you'll like it all that much. The ML falls hard and fast and is so easily smitten, it's ridiculous. But MC's reaction to it in every world and her ability to keep to her tasks even if it means using (or ignoring) ML is seriously SO MUCH FUN

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If you're interested in the story, hold off til the end of arc 2 or arc 3 before making your final judgment on whether to continue or drop. The whole thing is ridiculous in a good way. The writing itself isn't going to make this a literary marvel (thus the 3 star rating), but the story is incredibly fun if you don't take it seriously. <<less
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jklm
jklm rated it
January 4, 2021
Status: c36
Haha, wow, that first arc really is a dumpster fire.

The plot of this story is basically: OP MC is even more OP because of a golden thigh she doesn't even want. Antagonists pretty much destroy themselves without the MC needing to do much. The way the MC is very destructive and cold seems to be supposed to make her stand out as intriguing and cool, but really just make her a psycho bit*h who gets away with blatant crimes through money and intimidation.

The first arc ends very abruptly ... more>>
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The MC gets shot and the ML then kills himself. We know almost nothing about what happened in that world after she dies. It was very sudden.

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I only kept reading as long as I did because another reviewer said it improved, but in the end I just couldn't keep going. Sorry other reviewer! The story was a little too crazy and random for me. There were a few funny points with the interactions between the system and the MC, but it wasn't enough for me to want to continue. <<less
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wleung.xo
wleung.xo rated it
June 29, 2021
Status: c12
Uhh, the first arc is a literal mess.

The plot was just a classic ex-fiance X actress but somehow the author managed to slam a whole military plotline into it right after the MC finished making out with a literal stranger.
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Ryoto.Ryuji.630
Ryoto.Ryuji.630 rated it
August 8, 2022
Status: Completed
It starts out at a fast pace and concludes the first couple chapters before you can get into it, but then the author finally finds her way starting at chapter three.

The story has major ups and downs, both happiness and sadness. But, there are a couple turning points that make the MC suffer unbearably.

And, the ending is really messed up. It just makes me very angry.

Basically, the story starts very well and then is written with twists and turns to make you care more about the MC and the ML,... more>> and then finally digs your heart out. So, I give it two stars, because while it is an interesting read, the story, in the end completely disappoints. <<less
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Pachia320
Pachia320 rated it
November 26, 2021
Status: c12
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The female leads personality has been used so many times that this novel doesn't have anything fresh. The only delight in this novel would have to be Xiao Ling, the 100 millionth system. Honestly the Male lead isn't charismatic either and his role is basically a boss who fell for a stranger woman that kissed him on their first meet. She had to play hard-to-get and have the greatest strength but hiding it because why not?

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What was wrong about the chapters?

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The one thing I couldn't stand was the plot. She was there for a reason but then she just left it because somehow the writer forgot that there was a reason she was there.

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I definitely knew this was an instant drop because it didn't make sense and I really disliked the female lead's personality and way of thinking. This plot is overused and even the personality of the FML and ML.

I had high hopes when reading the first 2 chapters but the rest of the chapters were like congee with pickles. No side dishes or fresh fruits.
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seasaltxx
seasaltxx rated it
June 21, 2022
Status: c2200
It started off fine! People should really refrain from puting one or two star ratings when they've only read 20 chapters of a 2, 500 chapter novel, it has little to no basis at all.

solid four star for me. I was bracing myself because of all the comments of the destroying the world on the first arc, but she was not able too (her system kept tricking her just to stop her from destroying the world) when you read on, you'll find out that ... more>>
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the lord god actually took her from the real world just as she was also about to destroy it. And she has a very emotionally valid reason to do so. Her whole family was hunted down, and when her parents and grandparents were killed, she was advertised as having genes that could enhance the human kind so a lot of people were trying to hunt her down so she could be experimented on

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she only was able to destroy the world once! Lmao it was on the 6th or 7th arc I think (cant remember anymore) she was extremely stimulated. <<less
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Eustoma White
Eustoma White rated it
September 27, 2021
Status: c28
I dropped it at first ark (-"-;)

The ML had to fall in love with the FL on the first day of their meeting, even to the extent becoming her fiance, wanting to spoil her and what not. It's too unrealistic, I get it, love at first sight. But(-""-;) seriously? He seems to be sure the FL likes him or something because she kissed him. Well, blame the FL for that, she's kinda not right in the head either. She seems to hate physical contact when others initiate it but... more>> doesn't seem to carevwhen she does it. (͡° ʖ ͡°) That's kinda weird.

The writing also made me confused at times. Like first the system would be speaking and suddenly it'd change to fl.

I really do appreciate the translaters fir working hard but some paragraphs did make it seem like it was mtl modified. Blame it on my OCD. (╯︵╰) I can't help it. <<less
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mobcharacter
mobcharacter rated it
June 28, 2021
Status: c154
Like, like, like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am usually too lazy to write a review but I really, really like this book so far. If you are wondering how much I like it, well this is the first book I have written a review for so that's how much I want more translated chapters.

Please release more! And thank you for translating it!
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Twistedfire425
Twistedfire425 rated it
January 23, 2023
Status: c10
It's totally tr*sh😂 the chapters are super short and what should be one chapter is broken up into multiple, the MC is a complete psycho who for some reason just believes anything her system says (she can make natural uranium apparently (id assume that means she should be super smart, so why does she seem so dumb) ??? Why would she just listen to the system instantly and without questioning anything it says???) the MC avoids touching her "mother" like she's a plague in the first chapter she shows up,... more>> but then goes and kisses some random guy she only took 2 looks at. I don't mind if it's a cliche plot or anything like that, but what is even going on in the first 10 chapters?? 6 chapters to introduce the planes plot then some random bullsh*t and one of her missions is instantly half completed. <<less
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Eclipse@ rated it
September 30, 2021
Status: c705
I really like the novel and the translation are great. I can see that people either love or hate the novel. There's the typical arcs like the first arc but the way MC react is totally different form another QT. I think the MC personality from the first arc was not her original personality because...

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You can see MC personality gradually change in each arc and there is kind of MC flashback where her parent die in front of her because they wanted to protect her. That's why her personality in the first arc become like that and also the reason she like to destroy the plane. The arc storyline is getting better and more unique and there is literally an arc named My boyfriend is transformer. Hahaha I really want to read it but I will wait for the translation. The relationship between MC and ML also getting more interesting. You can see MC will always tease ML and almost all their first encounter is very funny.

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I like the humor in this novel and the interaction between MC and system is getting warm. There is an arc where MC said the system is her baby aww...

I agreed with fancytofu review. If you're interested in the story try to read until arc 4 or 5 before you make your final judgment on whether to continue or drop. If you see the review most of the people who put 1-2 star, they just read until act 1.

Try to read the novel, maybe you will like it. If you don't like maybe you can just try to rate the novel and do not leave any bad review. <<less
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alternateacc
alternateacc rated it
September 3, 2021
Status: c409
I am so sad looking at all of the bad reviews. I had stumble upon this novel numerous of times but I did not read it because of the bad reviews. On day I was running out of novel to read and decided to give it a try. OMG I have to say that this webnovel is a gem! Honestly guys just try reading it with an open mind because it might be your cup of tea.

the female lead is really strong both physically and mentally. I also admire the... more>> relationship between the male lead and female lead. I would definitely re-read this again. <<less
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LittleGoddess
LittleGoddess rated it
April 17, 2021
Status: c4
....I couldn't even finish the first arc, sorry.

This story is very bad. The translation is good.

The first chapter was very confusing and honestly I thought the system was the MC in the first place until I met her host.

... more>> The MC isn't set up properly as a character. There's a limit to being a cold person and she had gone pass my borderline. Anyway, her character design is poorly made and I actually prefer the system as the MC.

The story was also poorly set up. I especially didn't like how MC chose to do her mission.

I also dont like MC's and the seemingly ML first interaction in the first arc. Its wierd and somhow rlly unexpected and..I can't explain, it's just weird.

I was actually looking forward to another Quick Transmigration novel but it turned out to be bad.

Smh*sigh~ <<less
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Jerimeow
Jerimeow rated it
April 1, 2021
Status: Completed
The twist is good. Definetely unique. And also its a f*cking tragedy! Xi yan deserves better and also shang yu
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XiaoAnya
XiaoAnya rated it
January 15, 2021
Status: --
seems okay to me. Although the first arc ended very abruptly, it is to be expected, somewhat. Do you expect that the high authorities in the novels have peaceful lives? Never! Not really shown but high personages have a lot of prestige, and their enemies are as much as that prestige, y know? Nothing that interesting happens really since its just the first arc, but Im really very exited
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Phecda
Phecda rated it
July 24, 2024
Status: c2506
Yes, google translated chapters 806 -2506.

I wanted to see how everything is resolved and to be honest, I wanted a different ending. I checked a couple of times to make sure that I didn't miss any chapters.

Some arcs were enjoyable and some were... questionable. The ending, unfortunately, wrapped up in about 4 short chapters while some arcs kind of rambled on - it really seems that the author ran out of steam and just wanted to finish the story. It's been awhile since I started this and I had put... more>> it on hold while waiting for updates during the zombies arc. I enjoyed the zombies story, cabin in the woods, village bride (actually happens according to the author!), the cat story and a few more.

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Not so much the cat turning into a sexy avenger at night but more so when the cat does it's cat things like attacking the ball of yarn or playing with the toilet paper.

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End Spoiler - spilling all the beans here!

Spoiler

SAD ENDING BELOW!

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Shen He and Shang Yu, half-brothers and of the heaven realm who both love the protagonist (+ Yu Yutong) sacrifice themselves to give Xi Ying, the Demon Lord, a chance to survive since by killing plane lords for their crystal (hearts) in order to rebuild the demon realm, she is destined to never be reborn as the crystals are part of her. The bad guy is the Mother of Heaven who hates demons. She lies to Shen He so that he kills Xi Ying at their wedding, thinking it's the only way for them to truly be together - she can enter reincarnation/pass through the planes to be reborn as a "normal" person of the heaven realm.

However, without the love of her life and her good friend, what is the point of living... so she blows up the three realms. Ends with the memory of her first time seeing Shen He (and falling in love) while she's playing chess with Shang Yu. I can only console myself that she did spend a lifetime with Shen He's soul on some of the planes. They really should tag that it's a sad ending. It will take time to get over it. (

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Loose ends the ending didn't address:

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Towards the end, we don't have the insights from the conversations between Xi Ying and the system support XiYi (?). After she chose to side with Xi Ying, we rarely hear from her since Xi Ying doesn't need to swap points for props and in the final 1-2 arcs, she doesn't appear.

What ever happened to Xi Ying's pregnancy? She is only pregnant when she returns to the lord space but I guess in her later plans, she goes directly from plane to plane and never revisits that space again?

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Needsleep123
Needsleep123 rated it
June 18, 2024
Status: --
I was bored so I more or less read most part and skip some part. It's fast paced and romance happen out of no where. But I must say the plot twist at the end is indeed quite interesting (a bit annoying)

If you read till the end the you would find that romance didn't actually come out of no where it's just lack of detail and the author wrote it and end it fast.

I might be spoiling it but the ending it's not very satisfying. The MC has reason... more>> to want to destroy the world and as for the ML he is the worst kill her, save her, and let her felt the ultimate despair. He stab her in their wedding, destroy her whole family (race), and in the end he let himself die easily in her hand. I think that he is trying to get rid of his guilt. To be honest in order to be able to understand this novel you should read till the end. Skipping a few chapter when you are bored is fine atleast you might be able to understand what the author is trying to convey. <<less
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solivagantsoul
solivagantsoul
December 14, 2023
Status: c690
-stopped at the vampire arc

at first I really was curious and intrigued by the system and host both and couldnt wait to see her wanting to blow up different planes/causing a mess yet I was still interested further when the system cleverly tricked its host into thinking shw had fallen in love with the ML XDD

to me it felt obvious that the ML from arc one has some sort of connection to her with how quick he falls for her im guessing its part of the deeper plot that... more>> has yet to be unraveled though there was a tiny bit of info reveal but didnt really grasp it tbh... tho I dont plan on completing the novel to find out.

Ive picked up a QT novel after dropping these for a while (cuz I got frustrated at how poorly done the plots in the arcs can be... like the story is just mehhh, fast-paced and in short-poorly done) and still am quite disappointed for the exact reason. It's not horrible but the arcs only got more boring tbh. the best arc so far would be the one where both she and the ML are psycho killers...

overall it was'nt the worst, kept me distracted but wouldnt wanna waste time reading this to pass the time

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Babobaya1712
Babobaya1712 rated it
December 15, 2022
Status: --
I don't really like the system because she dares lie to her host.

Rant:

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- Arc1: there's nothing special about it, your very simple and cliché counterattack story, sad end tho.

- Arc2: She's deaf and she can still go to a normal school? And the boy's taking advantage of a handicapped girl? Glad that she nuked this world. (Just fireworks effect, sadly)

- Arc3: ok, how could she take the handprint that way? I pretty much skip this arc, go to c112 if you want to skip.

-Arc4: I skip this too.

-Arc5: cannibalism alert, only a small part.

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MyWeirdoEyes
MyWeirdoEyes rated it
May 29, 2022
Status: c325
The first arc is a MESS, but if you can make your way to the third arc then you're off to enjoy a decent QT novel.

The MC goes from hating the world and everyone in it to hating the world but loving her one and only enough to let the world be for him.
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Curiositylol
Curiositylol
March 27, 2022
Status: c356
It's a good time pass, I feel like the ML and fl's characters get better towards the end, in the beginning the FL seemed pathetic and ignorant asf, but she gradually grew from that, but there r still times when she is 'eh'. This novel is a good time pass, I wish there were more chaps
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