knife, knives, knifing, then you go machete-ing

knife, knives, knifing, then you go machete-ing
why do you even look for knife bro. treasure your life more. treasure your kokoro more. QAQ

Warning:
- I don't read BE (some might be BE-ish tho :haroldface:)
- I only add titles where I've experienced the knife, or know there would be knife for sure (ex: mudaoli's novel)
- degree of knife sharpness varies for each person. you might agree with this list, you might not. 
- I have low pain tolerance :haroldface: 

my scale of pain, ranged from 'not really hurts' to 'it haunts me every time I see kite': 
1-3: wooden rice spoon (getting hit by one hurts okay)
4-6: paper cut (hidden but suddenly you feel pain)
7-8: knife. be wary. 
9: you're almost ascending via 刀道
10: machete. you've already reached godhood of 刀道. congratulations. 
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Created: Aug 28th, 2022, Updated: Apr 21st, 2024
Created Aug 28th, 2022
Updated Apr 21st, 2024
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  1. chicken nugget
    chicken nugget· Sep 7, 2022 10:38 AM
    omg omniscient reader! i still can’t get over itclear.png
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    • aru.gent
      aru.gent· Author · Oct 18, 2022 09:12 AM
      Does anyone ever get over orv :Haroldface: 
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  2. GhostFlute
    GhostFlute· Oct 16, 2022 04:42 PM
    I was waiting for the rec of Mistakenly Saving the Villain and the comment didn't disappoint: " skipped some chapters because too heavy" LMAOOO Yes that's my boy right there! clear.png
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    • aru.gent
      aru.gent· Author · Oct 18, 2022 09:11 AM
      I'm glad my comment entertains! Also please put down that knife it's dangerous you might hurt yourself!! /Sobs
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