Can a draft be eaten: Did you order the takeout to my house? Thanks.... more>>

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten: Next time order the beef brisket noodles. I don't like sour vegetables.

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten: Oh, can you help me hire a household helper? My clothes are still soaking in a pail of face-wash like substance.

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten:... this must be automatic reply. When you return and see this, also call a mechanic for me. My washing machine at home has been spoilt for a long time.

Selective blindness: Can you be even more shameless? Can you can you can you? Draft you jerk!

Can a draft be eaten: How difficult is it to make a telephone call. I need to concentrate on writing my draft. <<less

Qiao Qixi woke up one day to find himself transmigrated as a polar bear and he merely took more care of the injured bear next door when the other side see him in a different light.... more>>

A gay… bear?

Later he found out his guess was right. Shit, experts say the animal world is full of homosexuals, it is indeed true! He was not deceived!

And it’s happened more than once.

Afterwards, regardless of whether he was transmigrated as a lion, tiger or leopard… he would be targeted by the same s*x.

Even as a peacock, there will be another peac*ck that will spread out its tail feathers to tempt him.

Is Qiao Qixi bothered by it, you ask?

No, he enjoys being fed by all the big guys. <<less

Duan Zhi never believed in love at first sight until he met Ji Shuyan.... more>>

Ji Shuyan is fair-skinned and beautiful. With outstanding talent and cool demeanour, he can be said to be perfect.

There is only one harmless little problem – he is Duan Zhi’s good brother’s uncle.

Duan Zhi thought that it was not a big problem.

Age is not an issue and generation does not count as a gap.

He asked Ji Yuan with ulterior motives: “A talented man like your uncle should find an aunt, right?”

Ji Yuan nodded vigorously: “I think so too! If your Duan family has any gentle and lovely sisters and aunts, you must introduce them to my uncle. Don’t let the fertile water flow to an outsider’s field!”

Duan Zhi was satisfied and stroked his future nephew’s dog head, “Leave it to me.”

…

Ji Yuan after a long time: “Tui! Big liar! Bastard!”

…

Flamboyant green tea gong with a scumbag face, but an unexpectedly innocent heart x Cold beauty who looks like a Gaoling flower but is actually soft-hearted. <<less

Every lecture by Professor Que Qingyan was full of people and not a seat was spare.... more>>

The students in the audience crowded all the way up to the door and into the corridor outside.

But Lin Mian could magically always be found in the first three rows every time.

And there…

…she would sleep right in front of him. <<less

Known as a treacherous eunuch, Xu Yuan’s proudest achievement was that no one found out she was a woman until her death.... more>>

A thousand years passed, and she woke up as the wife of a rich and influential person. However, in the face of her serious and indifferent husband, she couldn’t help but want to kneel, flatter, and call the emperor auspicious…

Meng ZhenRong thought his wife must be ill. Otherwise, why would she kneel after he came back from his business trip, and said, “Your Majesty, you also transmigrate?” <<less

One day, a mosquito s**ked the blood of a fox. After that, it would cry and whine every night, clutching its waist. Its body tossed around in the moonlight, as it was forced to keep on sucking.... more>>

For over a thousand years, Mu Qing lived in seclusion within the depths of the Wanzhong Forest's cave, setting up barriers to peacefully cultivate his skills.

However, today, his cave's protective barrier was surprisingly breached by a mosquito!

It even managed to sip a few mouthfuls of his precious cultivated blood!

Little mosquito: Sniffle, I'm so sorry, okay? I was just too hungry. Please don't be mad at me. (Extending its tiny arm) How about I take a sip to apologize? QAQ

Mu Qing: Oh? Where will you be sipping from?

Seductive fox top, X, and the tearful mosquito who knew nothing about the world—what an unexpected combination. <<less

SGH is a multiplayer online tactical competitive shooting game.... more>>

When Wen Xi first came into contact with the game, like most people, he used a gun as his main weapon.

But his shooting skills were too poor, often having teammates vent about whether he was the master of outlining the human body.

Until one day, he picked up a bow.

Since then, SGH has had another archer assassin named “Wency”.

It’s said that his arrows never miss their shot, a hundred shots and a hundred hits, killing with one blow.

It’s said that only the first ranked sharpshooter “Mac” succeeded in killing him.

It’s said that he likes “Mac”.

Wen Xi: …where did this rumor come from? Mac, come out and clarify!

Mo Chen: En, it’s a rumor. Actually, I like you.

A shou who wholeheartedly wants to make money through livestreaming vs. A gong who wholeheartedly wants to trick the shou into joining his team. <<less

Charlie Jiang doesn't really care about the marriage with Mandy Song. During the three years of their marriage, he doesn't even try to understand her. He has always only listened to Vivi Qiao's one-sided words and condemns Mandy Song of crimes she never committed. Has it never occurred to him that when there is a crisis in Jiang family, Mandy Song agrees to their marriage without slightest hesitation, for what? Charlie Jiang never cares for Mandy Song, so he never knows that for such a long time he used to be her world, her whole world.... more>>

But even if he knows, what difference would that make?

I, Mandy Song, is simply not the one he cherishes in heart.

For Charlie, only Vivi matters the whole world to him.

How pathetic! <<less

Ning Chao is a seemingly ordinary person.... more>>

But any vests he wears can easily ignite a storm in the industry.

He's not just a writer, but also an anchor and an artist, embodying a three-dimensional idol. His life is anything but ordinary.

Starting from scratch, Ning Chao adeptly shifts between various roles, amassing wealth along the way.

Yet, the challenges of managing his newfound fortune are overwhelming.

The day his vest is revealed, a trending search frenzy was sparked.

From then on, he's either losing his vest or on the path to doing so.

Ning Chao's team leader, Ming Ran, has never experienced a moment of peace since Ning Chao joined the team.

"Move, you money magnet!"

"He's here again, our star team member, causing a ruckus!"

"Today is bound to be a rollercoaster!"

"His grace is a painting prodigy! A national talent!"

"That anchor talks too much nonsense. So annoying. Can we please cancel his show?"

Later...

"It's you?" "It's still you?!" "Why is it always you?" "Seriously, you again?"

---

This whimsical tale narrates the adventures of a fool constantly losing his vest – or, in this case, an idol enduring perpetual turmoil! As long as Ning Chao perseveres in his hard work, he's destined for success.

[A short explanation of losing his vest: Any persona/ Artist name that Ning Chao chooses to go by, as an author/artist/idol, will eventually be revealed to be him behind it] <<less

The puppet emperor was killed by a cup of poisonous wine from the Prince Regent. When he opened his eyes again, he was forced to become a suffering high school student with the same name and surname who had committed su*cide for love a few hundred years later.... more>>

The original subject of his unrequited love; that cold desk-mate and neighbour, who looked exactly alike the prince regent who had poisoned him in his previous life.

A grim and cold prince regent who needed a treasury of loving words x A wimpy little emperor who pretends to bare his fangs and brandish his claws on the surface <<less

[Yao Yao, if it’s you, how would you go about dating a professional gamer?]
Tong Yao thought for a moment, before earnestly responding — —... more>>

If it was me, I wouldn’t date a professional gamer. If I had that kind of patience, then I might as well use it to get into Tsinghua University or Beijing University. <<less

Liang Liang had been dead for hundreds of years and hadn't been reincarnated. In his previous life, he was born into a wealthy family, and his parents had burned enough paper money for him to squander in the afterlife for hundreds of years. Naturally, he didn't want to be reincarnated and suffer, so he stayed in his luxurious coffin.... more>>

Until one day, he went to the newly built public cemetery to hang out and chat. A group of people came and dug up his grave, stuffing a dead person into his coffin.

Liang Liang's belongings were stolen.

"Well, since they're lying in the same coffin, it can be considered a joint burial," said the old Taoist as he stroked his beard.

"The local underworld has officially notified you, Liang Liang, that you're off the singles' list."

"What?!"

Liang Liang didn't acknowledge the "married life" until Jiang Jiang took out a stack of thick paper money and placed it in front of him.

"What's this for?" Liang Liang asked cautiously.

Jiang Jiang glanced at his foolish wife and answered calmly, "Betrothal gift."

Set in a modern background, this is a ghostly tale of marriage before love, where two individuals are reluctantly paired up in a ghost marriage after being dead for many years. It's a silly and sweet story.

Jiang Jiang × Liang Liang (collectively known as the Jiang Jiang Liang Liang CP). <<less

Shen Yanming was a hardworking and talented but unlucky esports player in his previous life.... more>>

He was deceived into joining a second-rate team, narrowly missing the chance to win the World Championship trophy time and time again. Eventually, he encountered an accident that ended his professional career.

One day, he was reborn.

Since it’s useless to work hard, Shen Yanming decided to let himself go and stop putting in effort.

He registered an ID called “I’m Messing Around Again” and opened a livestream channel for random play. His fans thought he was just a comedian with no skills.

Until one day, he encountered a professional player’s alternate account, and the fans were ready to watch clueless Shen Yanming get beaten. However, by a stroke of luck, Shen Yanming unexpectedly turned the tables and defeated the opponent.

Shen Yanming was asked by his fans about his most admired professional player.

Shen Yanming: It’s Kong Shen. My greatest wish is to be nursed by Kong Shen.

Fans: Well, you don’t have a chance in this lifetime. Everyone knows that Kong Shen rarely heals anyone besides his regular teammates. Even in solo games, he switches to a DPS role.

Just as they were talking, the legendary and aloof Kong Shen entered the livestream, showering Shen Yanming with generous donations and leaving a message: Join my team, I’ll be your exclusive healer.

Shen Yanming & Fans: …

Later, Shen Yanming discovered that one by one, his previously unattainable dreams were coming true. He became the most popular rookie king and won championship trophies effortlessly.

…And he was even kissed by his Kong Shen until his legs turned weak.

1v1, male-male pairing, double rebirth, sweet romance. The Number One Healer in the Chinese Server, Gong × The King of tr*sh Talk Assassin Shou.

The Shou is always messing around, flirting every day, while the Gong is serious, getting teased until he loses his temper.

The game is completely fictional, and not playing the game won’t affect understanding the story. <<less

Bai Duanduan fell in love at first sight with a man in the long queue outside the restaurant. He had bushy brows and cold expressionless face and even the slightest frown made him look like the most handsome god from the heaven. ... more>>

She decided to take the initiative, and when confronted with her request to exchange numbers, the other man gave a charming smile, and then –

The handsome man took Bai Duanduan’s waiting number and swapped it with the number he had just taken, “Oh, number 89, it’s coming up, so I’ll give you my number 250. ”

“……”

The other party smiled gently, “Thank you.”

“……”

During the second encounter, the undeterred Bai Duanduan decided to try again, but just as she was about to strike up a conversation, the man picked up his ringing phone – “Who is the other party? Who is their lawyer? Bai Duanduan? Want to settle? No way.”

“There is no case in this world that I, Ji Lin, cannot win and no executive that I cannot fire.”

…… WTF! Was she blind to fall for Ji Lin, the well-known oddball in the legal circle! <<less

One day,
Somewhere out there,
Somewhere along the line,
I thought I was dreaming.... more>>

Later, I woke up from a dream.
However, I didn’t know if it was truly just a dream. <<less

-- All the reunions with the person you had a crush on in the past are long-cherished schemes.... more>>

Ruan Yu’s web novel on Jinjiang, “Really Want to Nibble on Your Ear”, has been accused of plagiarism.

She posted on Weibo: God knows, this story about a crush is from my own personal experience back when I was still a student.

The other author called someone on the phone after seeing it: “Brother, I seem…… to have found the person you have a crush on.”

A few days later, Ruan Yu, who had been “exposed,” looked at the prototype of the male lead in her novel and kept shaking her hand: “I don’t know him, don’t know him……”

Xu Huaisong smiled with gritted teeth: You’ve already nibbled my ear. It’s too late to play dumb. <<less

Actress Qiao Jing Jing has one month to get her gaming skills up to the level her publicist has claimed she has.... more>>

Turns out, her high school crush is an expert. <<less

He pressed her against the wall, "You want to divorce me for him? He's ten years younger than you. How can you do that?"
She... more>> smiled with reddened eyes and said, "His sister is so much younger than you. Don't you enjoy it as well?"
He gritted his teeth, "You can't divorce me unless I die."
She had said the same thing, but she was really going to die soon.
In fact, I'll be with you for ten thousand years and the rest of my life. So did he. <<less

Lu Yan is the lead singer of an underground rock band called VENT, with a black seven-pointed star tattoo on his wrist. He claims to be the light of Xiacheng District with sloppy guitar skills. ... more>>

After a torrential rainstorm, a strange resident that Lu Yan picked up from the rain seemingly moved in next door.

His name is Xiao Heng, a young master with a hot temper. Occupation: unclear.

From then on, the two seemingly parallel lives started to intersect…

They say that life is about teaching you to compromise. But he told me otherwise.

One sentence summary: In a life of enduring endless hardships, when you finally catch a glimmering star, never let it go. <<less

A story between a nouveau riche who didn’t graduate from elementary school and an educated poor.

As a beauty recognized within her social circles, Ye An was fair and pretty with a slender waist and slim legs. It was a pity that she had married a blind man.... more>>

The people in the know sighed one after another. Ye An, however, was at her happiest yet.

Rich, handsome, and blind. Wasn’t this the perfect husband that thousands of girls dreamt of?

After marriage, Ye An lived as freely as she wanted. Living in his mansion, spending his money, and running amok right in front of him.

Until one day, this blind man suddenly recovered…

Late at night in the bedroom—

The man picked up the clothes that fell to the floor with a smile hidden deep within his gaze. “Why don’t you continue?”

Ye An, caught off guard: TVT <<less

Gu Qingmang didn't know what she had until she lost it. Lu Yanmu's cold exterior belied an overwhelming passion, and it was only as she... more>> lay dying that she realized how he was the only one whose love for her was true. Now that she has experienced death and returned to the past, she'll atone for all her mistakes. She'll make those who hurt her pay and never let go of this man again... <<less

The Peng Society for Gentlemen — a secret friend-making club for the homos*xual men of the Great Xia Dynasty. Its services were designed to help its members along in their quest for their lifelong partners. Upon paying a monthly fee of fifty coins, members could get themselves listed in The Pengornisseur after providing a self-portrait, a mailing address, their age and hobbies, as well as a self-introduction. All members would receive a copy of the monthly publication, and they could communicate with one another in private using the information in The Pengornisseur.... more>>

Wu Xingzi, a bachelor about to turn forty, worked as the adviser to the magistrate in Qingcheng County.

Qingcheng County was a place with barely any resources. In other words, it was poor. In the list of counties of the Great Xia Dynasty, it had been ranked at the bottom for the past two hundred years.

Wu Xingzi felt that his life was hopeless: not only was he a homosexual, he was also a virg*n. Even his retirement fund was lacking. Worse still, his looks were… forgettable.

He might as well die.

Hence, Wu Xingzi decided to commit su*cide on his fortieth birthday. However, he was unwilling to remain a virg*n to death! And so, gritting his teeth, he joined the Peng Society for Gentlemen and received The Pengornisseur. It was very painful; after all, fifty coins were the sum of his daily expenditure for ten days! He would only pay it once, and he was determined to succeed on his first try. <<less

A mysterious mercenary, ancient secrets and hidden past events of a fantastic and tumultuous world come together: Witness, the legendary tale of Youkar Walite!