Jian Zhile is an obscure minor celebrity whose main job is singing and side job is washing dishes at a hotel and cleaning cars.... more>>

One day after work, he found a lost child by the roadside. Before he could ask where the child's home was, the child ran to him crying, "Daddy!"

Jian Zhile: "…"

Single for years and suddenly becomes a dad.

With no one else around, he took the child home, thinking it was a joke. However, a trip to the hospital for a paternity test revealed that the child was indeed his biological son!!

On the way back with the report in hand, Jian Zhile's hands were trembling, "Little one, who is your father?"

He thought having a son was shocking enough.

The little boy pointed to a handsome man on a building poster outside the car window and said, "Daddy!"

Jian Zhile's eyes widened. The man on the poster was none other than Gu Qingye, this year's hottest superstar and newly crowned film emperor, someone Jian Zhile had only met a few times and never spoken to!

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A new variety show featuring adorable children was launched, gathering top stars from the industry, including a popular female idol and her niece, the reigning film emperor and his little nephew, and the newly-acknowledged father, Jian Zhile.

During a solo interview.
Facing the camera, when the staff asked about the child's father, Jian Zhile put on his best acting skills to avoid slipping up: "When I was young and foolish, the child's father left early, but I still believe life is my own, so…"

Live stream audience:
"I heard Zhile works three jobs."
"The baby is so cute!!"
"What a scumbag dad, abandoning his wife and child!"
"From now on, we'll protect baby and Lele!"

After the show officially started.

At the airport gathering, Jian Zhile got off the car with his baby, who was drowsy due to acclimatization. Seeing the film emperor approaching, the child's eyes lit up, and he happily ran towards Gu Qingye, shouting, "Daddy, hug!"

Jian Zhile: ?
Film emperor: ?

The scene fell into an awkward silence.

The film emperor's fans in the comments were in an uproar:
"Is the film emperor a scumbag dad?"
"Impossible!"
"Brother Gu definitely can't have a child."
"What on earth is this shocking revelation!!"

While everyone thought the child was just speaking innocently, until after the show ended and the guests returned to their lives.

One day, the film emperor suddenly posted a photo of three people, along with their freshly received marriage certificate, officially announcing: "Not a scumbag dad, officially married @Jian Zhile."

The whole internet was stunned.

#Rumored early-exit husband resurrected from the grave#
#The couple I shipped came true#
#They really have a child# <<less

Creating a Happy Harem for All the Heroines: A TS Yuri Harem!... more>>

A boy with a more feminine appearance than most girls, Yoshito Sekusu, affectionately nicknamed "Yuni," picks up a mysterious book from a garbage dump one day. A beautiful female demon leaps out after reciting a spell written in the book. The demon offers to grant Yuni a wish in exchange for a contract, and Yuni wishes to be irresistible to girls. However, this wish comes with a significant "price," the next morning, Yuni awakens to find himself transformed into a beautiful girl!

Now, as a former boy and a demon together, they embark on a journey to create a yuri harem, aiming to make all the girls fall in love happily! <<less

In this ruined world... I plan to survive 'together' with him.... more>>

Eun-soo learns through a 'visionary dream' that the 'Day of Darkness,' when monsters attack the Earth, is coming.

He realizes that he has awakened his abilities and begins preparing to survive in the coming future. In order to survive, he clings to Jaeyoung, the hidden strongman he saw in his dream, and begins to be nice to him.

As he gets closer to Jaeyoung, he realizes that he has a crush on him. Eun-soo's mind was confused for a moment, but then the red moon rose and the day came... One by one, people awaken special abilities, countless monsters, the existence of gods, destruction, and salvation.

Can Eun-soo and Jaeyoung survive to the end in a dizzying world filled with intrigue and betrayal? <<less

Bai Lian, the eldest martial sister of the Qiongming peak of the Duxian sect, is as pure as jade. and unparalleled in beauty. She is known as a Natural Saint and is sought after by thousands of people.... more>>

One day, she suddenly remembered the memory of her previous life. This world was actually an r18 gal game called the Battle of the Gods.

Her master, An Lan the reincarnated Immortal Heaven Lord; √

Her second martial sister, the future Holy Spirit Goddess; √

Her third younger martial sister, the rebirth of the Rebellious Shura; √

Her fourth younger martial sister, the future Dragon God of War; √

Her fifth martial sister, the future God of Martial Arts; √

And she, the eldest martial sister, was a [b*tch] and [white lotus flower], who had a villain system and could become stronger by bullying her martial sisters, and had as many as 108 death endings in the original game!

┌(。 Д。) ┐

Bai Lian was speechless.

[Every dog has its day, don't look down on me!]

"I will be quitting cultivation!!!"

Bai Lian gave up the struggle.

……

Several years later, Bai Lian sighed:

"Can you women with the protagonist models stay away from me!" "I am not a Natural Saint!" <<less

Lin Huai personally thinks that he is just an ordinary college school student. He likes science, he likes life, he likes people, and he is also really stubborn about using novels and TV series to make up for his common sense.... more>>

Apart from being a ghost in a dry well, who has devoured all the other ghosts in the city, and possessed the cold body of a college student, there’s nothing special about him.

Now, he just wants to live a peaceful life with some occasional small events.

Until he found out that the doors of the apartment he was supposed to rent were locked. On the long table in the lobby, there was a note that said: “There is a ghost among you, if you want to survive, you must find out who it is.”

Lin Huai: ? I really just wanted to rent a house.

“Little newbie, don’t be afraid.” A hand was placed on his weak and helpless shoulder, “I will protect you.”

Then, the guy called Chu Tianshu gave him a hearty smile.

“I’ll help you hammer that ghost.”

Lin Huai: (Softly smiles) ……Can I hammer you first?

Later, Lin Huai tried hard to prevent the ghost who was screaming and struggling to escape from him and used his shoulders to knock on the door with difficulty.

“Help! It’s escapi- ……No I mean it’s chasing after meee!” <<less

She was an average company employee, but she unexpectedly died in a car accident. Fortunately—or not, her soul synchronized with a shameless system called “Take Down the Male Protagonist” which is classified as a “Capture” system. To be exact, the main point of this system is to capture the male protagonist’s… pen*s.... more>>

“Come here! We need to deepen our mutual understanding and have ourselves a good pillow talk—no, no! I mean, let’s just have a good chat about life!”

“Where is the newbie package?! What about my employee’s benefits?! Hey, System, don’t pretend to bug out all of a sudden, hand them over!”

“Hmm, let’s see…the employee’s benefits are pretty good… pretty good… But, you mind telling me what the heck are these ‘Ten Great Tools’? This… What on earth is this scent that’s coming from my body?? And just what is this ‘instant recovery constitution’ that supposedly will let me ‘play to my heart’s content without being broken’?! System, get your ASS out here! We need to talk! Are you for real or just pulling my leg?!”

“I never agreed to take down these male protagonists! Not a single one of them follows the prescribed storyline. I don’t want to end up under them; they are simply too awful! None of their words can be trusted—not a single one!! Out of all their lies, the worst are ‘Be obedient, I won’t move.’, ‘Believe me, this will be the last time.’ and, ‘I just want to kiss you!’

“System, the settings must be incorrect! These guys are completely unlike the plot description! I’m feeling so wronged here!!!”

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The Ten Great Tools: For Chinese, men and women had 10 great attributes/characteristics that would make their private parts great or ideal for interc**rse. In this case, the ten great tools referred to the ten types of ideal shapes and characteristics of a woman’s private part. <<less

Lu Qi had a naturally soft temperament. He only lost his temper once in more than twenty years, and that was when he sent his ex-boyfriend to the hospital.... more>>

Because his ex-boyfriend had a white moonlight, and when he couldn’t get what he wanted, he used him as a substitute.

It was said that the white moonlight was gentle and kind, and even his name was as soft as a little white flower, a Mary Sue. Lu Qi was 80% similar to him. 30% similar in looks, and 50% similar in temperament.

Then, Lu Qi really saw the legendary white moonlight.

The man was sitting at the intersection of light and shadow. He had a handsome profile and a tall, straight figure. His long legs were crossed, his black shirt had two buttons open at the collar, and the hair falling over his forehead covered his eyebrows. When he looked up, his eyes were narrow like those of a fox, with the dazzling lights and shadows of the bar gleaming in them.

Lu Qi hesitated for a long time, and while the scumbag was going to the bathroom, he cautiously walked over and warned him that there might be something wrong with the drink he just drank.

The white moonlight held his chin and chuckled, looking Lu Qi up and down with his charming eyes. “Is that so? He did something to the wine?”

Lu Qi blinked, feeling that they looked nothing alike. The scumbag might have a problem with his eyes.

The white moonlight walked straight toward the scumbag, and Lu Qi found that the white moonlight was even half a head taller than him. Then the white moonlight, who was said to be weak and defenseless, raised his long leg and kicked the scumbag in the waist and sent him flying.

Well, Lu Qi thought, they still had some similarities. For example, they both kicked the scumbag in the same spot.

. . . . . .

When he was a boy, Mu Nanqiao disguised himself as a little white rabbit in order to protect himself.

He pretended to be gentle, kind, and soft.

He watched with cold eyes as some idiot used despicable means to approach him in disguise. That idiot still thought he had deep feelings for him.

How could there be a pure soul in this world?

In the end, the idiot actually found one.

And he sent that person to Mu Nanqiao.

He was not a rabbit, but a deer. His eyes were crystal clear, and when he lost his temper, he would use his antlers to hit people.

So cute. Mu Nanqiao ran his tongue across his canine teeth and wanted to take the deer back to the fox’s den. <<less

“Huh? Who are you calling loser?”... more>>

As the background of the class, I, Kazuhiko Nukumizu, witnessed a popular girl – Anna Yanami, getting rejected by another guy.

“Even though he said we’ll get married. Don’t you think he’s pretty mean?”

“When did he say that?”

“When we were 4 or 5 years old.”

That doesn’t count, right?

With this, the losing heroines like Remon Yakishio from the Track and Field Club, and Chika Komari, from the literature club.

“Nukumizu-kun. There are two types of girls. Childhood friends or cheating cats.”

“I see. Well, that’s a bold statement.”

There’s a fortune for those who shine only after losing. Losing Heroines— The curtain to the mysterious coming-of-age story “Makeine” opens now! <<less

After a car accident, Chi Yanzhou was suddenly pulled into a novel starring a Top main character who has time-stopping abilities. His only duty was to act as a background character and witness the "misdeeds" the Top unleashed onto the Bottoms. And as long as he was present to watch all the spectacles unfold, he would be able to live his own life in this new world later on.... more>>

So, as he complained about the magical world of BL novels, he quietly waited… And finally, it was time for the legendary first time-stop scene.

Yet… Why did the protagonist walk away from his destined Bottom #1 and head towards him instead??

Chi Yanzhou: Is there something wrong with the plot???

Chi Yanzhou: Wait– How are fluids still able to flow when everything is frozen in time?! How does this logic make any sense!!

Chi Yanzhou: System, save me!!!!!

This is a story about the Bottom being fully conscious as the Top plays with his body and teases him during each time stop but is unable to move or speak. Afterwards, he has to pretend to be oblivious to everything and interact as if nothing has happened.

Original Top x Transmigrated Bottom, Inters*x Bottom, Sweet 1v1, A story from the perspective of a time-stopped individual. <<less

After waking from a car accident, professional esports player Ye Shaoyang found himself transmigrated into a mystifying ABO world where he was living as a noobish streamer.... more>>

In order to support himself in this new life, Ye Shaoyang decided to return to his old job and climb the ranks in the esports world. With his outstanding talent, he quickly secured a contract with a prestigious club.

But on his very first day with his new team, he unexpectedly presented as an omega right in front of the team’s captain Chi Shuo.

Chi Shuo took his new teammate to the hospital for an examination. Afterwards, the boy looked up at him with a sheen of moisture in his eyes. The corners of his eyes were red, and his voice was hoarse as he rasped, “Captain, the doctor says I’m allergic to suppressants. Can you help me?”

“…help you how?” Chi Shuo asked.

Ye Shaoyang simply turned his back to Chi Shuo. “Just give me a temporary mark. Bite me here, thanks.”

Chi Shuo’s expression gradually crumbled.

What was with this omega?! Was a mark something you could hand out so freely?!

Netizens:

[I heard Team Tianhuan’s new teammate is an omega!]
[Is he going to play support? Everyone, please be sure to take care of your sweet, delicate, adorable new omega support!]
That was the buzz, right up until Ye Shaoyang demonstrated his explosive prowess by single-handedly taking five kills in a competitive match.

Their opponents:

[Sweet? Delicate? This is a demon lord, isn’t it?]
[He killed me enough to break my brain. I want to uninstall the game!]
[Even if we lose the battle, Ye Shaoyang must die!]
[Target that omega! Show no mercy!]
It’s time to get to know an omega with flashy and extraordinary skills.

Who says an omega has to be sweet, delicate, and adorable? This omega has the power to blow up the whole league. <<less

Sui Cannong met up with his netizen friend in real life. It turned out that the netizen was none other than his very own colleague at work. He also noticed that this colleague of his… seemed a bit suicidal.... more>>

One time, they were gaming together and,

“Mr. Sui, please, you should keep these weapons and ores instead. I won’t be needing them anymore,” said Ji Ling.

Sui Cannong’s heart nearly skipped a beat.

Another was the time when the school was hosting its annual Halloween festival. The two of them were arranged to act as ghosts in a haunted house.

Whilst they stayed together in the darkness, Sui Cannong felt his heart beating. He heard Ji Ling murmur softly to himself,

“…it seems that being a ghost is quite nice.”

Sui Cannong’s soul flew out of his body.

And when Ji Ling entered the classroom of Sui Cannong holding a large flower pot of greenery:

“Mr. Sui, this Bengal rose is the only plant I have kept growing in my classroom. I’ve had it for two years.”

And with a stiff expression on his face, Ji Ling said clumsily,

“Now however, I don’t need it anymore. This is why I’m giving it to you.”

This is when Sui Cannong really started panicking,

“Y-you you can’t do this, take it back, you better continue to properly care for it, so keep it living until next spring…”

Ji Ling felt subtly dismayed by his refusal. For he had only wanted to give the person he liked a nice present.

In this sweet fluffy tale, a low Eq man pursues the man he likes in the most straight man-ish way possible. <<less

Su Mingyuan has become a villain in the world of urban novels. As long as he plays well according to the villain’s setting and completes the plot, he can get villain points, and he can return to earth if he saves enough 100,000.... more>>

Unexpectedly, Su Mingyuan, who had saved enough money, unfortunately, encountered a turbulent flow in time and space when he crossed back to Earth, and the time went back to his first day as a villain.

Everything has to start again.

“It’s merely a matter of starting over; the required villain value is less than half what it was the last time, and my acting abilities have improved significantly since the last time. I’m able to deliver stronger performances and am able to acquire a greater number of villain values more quickly…”

Su Mingyuan is optimistic and confident.

“Let see, I will do my best to taunt the male and female protagonists to hate me and then be punched in the face by them!”

“See if I don’t do my best to ridicule, make the male and female protagonists hate me, and then hit me crazily in the face and step on me.”

“When it comes to acting as a villain, I’m a professional!”

To begin, the first step is to attempt to harass the male protagonist’s sister, so that the two create an intense dislike for me.

Hey, what’s wrong with you heroine?

Not only do you not resist, why do you seem to… enjoy it?

Can you be serious!?

I’m a villain!

Wait… wait!

Why, apart from you, the way other female protagonists look at me seems to be wrong?

They came up one by one as if they were going to… eat me? <<less

When a boy coincidentally fell into a dimension hole, what awaited him was a world of sword and magic.... more>>

Two years of tragedies, wars, and schemes, passed until he was finally able to return to Earth.

But when he came back, the world was no longer the same.

A new world with advanced technology, Garesto, was now trading with Earth, leading to a complete overhaul of Earth’s technology.

In the long years that have passed and the great changes that have occurred, his family was not left untouched.

His parents were now divorced. His siblings were now strangers. And all his friends were now gone.

He who possessed otherworldly power and knowledge hid himself for various reasons. But though he was able to somehow pull the wool over the world’s eyes, there were still those who noticed him.

This is a tale that came to be because of a boy who came back home.

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Frequently Asked Questions

1. In what order should I read this?

Read it from the oldest release until the newest one. This story is NOT written in CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER, and is meant to be read according to the RELEASE ORDER.

2. What do the numbers AA-BB mean in the titles?

They mean Time Axis-Act.

E.g., 03-01 happens after all the 02-BB, but before 03-02.

02-02 means that there’s a 02-01 chapter.

This also means that 05-00 happens in the far later.

NOTE: The first six releases are PROLOGUES, main chapters start from the seventh release onwards. <<less

One day, after suddenly falling into the monster’s forest.... more>>

It’s been about two years since I befriended the monster and do something similar to a survival show.

After coincidentally saving an injured man, I realized that he was the villain from the novel I read.

So, the novel I read must have been the original story of a fantasy genre.

Therefore, from today, I am the protagonist!

With this, I’ll prevent the villain’s downfall ending,

And as for the villain’s sub-male lead son who falls for the original female lead and have the harem ending, let’s just snatch him right away!

***

The villain Grand Duke was raging with even deeper red eyes due to a curse.

Leciel shouted out a secret move she had become familiar with in order to calm the villain’s rage.

“Father! Pull yourself together!”

At that moment, the villain’s rage subsided.

Who would have known?

The key to calming the villain down was calling him ‘Father’. <<less

My roommate was the "Mysterious Truant"─... more>>

At the private Shumonzuka Girls Academy.

Hanabishi Kanon, a student aspiring to pursue a career in entertainment and arts, encounters Tachibana Natsume, a student shrouded in mystery who has never once shown her face at school.

Natsume, with her destructive depictions and unique sense of color, satirizes daily life, gathering numerous followers.

At the same time, she harbored a significant flaw.

"Unable to lead a normal life."

The act of helping her led Kanon to start living together with Natsume, but Kanon too harbors a secret─ pretending to be the opposite gender as a stand-in for his sister─. <<less

Liam Sera Banfield is a reincarnator.... more>>

He had reincarnated into a fantasy world of magic and swords, but at the time the civilization had already been making advancements into outer space.

The setting takes place in an intergalactic empire, a space opera-like universe where humanoid weapons and spaceships battle.

Liam, who had been reborn into an aristocratic family in a monarchic society, has the ambition to one day become an evil lord.

In his previous life, Liam had unfortunately lost everything and died in despair.

— It’s foolish to live for others.

— I will live for myself.

Keeping those feelings in his heart, he has decided to fulfill his goal, but is instead worshipped as a virtuous ruler due to his difference in values.

Will Liam be able to become an evil lord? <<less

27-year-old Shindo Nanao lives in a rundown apartment in the metropolitan Tokyo area. In strange circumstances, she gave her neighbor tonjiru and white rice, but unexpectedly her neighbor-san’s place was a hangout for people in the “Ya” business.... more>>

These ill-bred starving school-children―― Rather, this yakuza bunch who were starving for the taste of home got attached to Nanao. While twisting her neck to the unexpected situation she continued being their kitchenmaid , but one day she encountered an unfamiliar man in an expensive suit――

Eh, it can’t be, this guy is a big shot? In other words, someone at the top of the group?

No, I am a mere kitchenmaid, so don’t pay me any mind!

Hohoho, really don’t mind meeee!!!

What will be of Nanao’s fate where a yakuza has gotten fixated on her under unusual circumstances? <<less

The Amazing Adventures of Geum Taeyang and His 11-Inch Monster C*ck While Hunting Milfs in Another World... more>>

Unofficial Synopsis :

Geum Taeyang, a man who’s obsessed with milfs, finds his life taking a drastic turn when someone’s husband seeks revenge after Taeyang sleeps with his wife. Fleeing for his life, he stumbles into a portal that transports him to another world. There, he discovers his talent for pleasuring women makes him a valuable commodity, particularly as a 'Trainer'. He encounters a cast of captivating women, each with their own desires and secrets. Through these relationships, Taeyang embraces his skills, explores the complexities of power and desire, and ultimately forges his own path in this strange new world as Milf Hunter. <<less

Four months into marriage. My husband’s frequent outings became suspicious. ... more>>

He leaves at dawn every morning and returns late at night, which raises questions. However, there was nothing strange. He just works hard and comes home.

We were supposed to stay out of each other’s personal lives since it was a contract marriage anyway…….

Why do I sometimes feel uncomfortable around him?

“The emperor is still not married.”

“That’s a big deal.”

“I hope you can quickly abandon me and marry someone else…….”

My husband Dale is an honorable mercenary well aware of my situation. I hired him on a 364-day marriage contract to try and break off her marriage to the Emperor.

Dale is unlike the Emperor, being pure, innocent, and affectionate.

One day, when I thought “You should marry a man like this.”

A problem arose.

***

Eventually, the day came when I had to return to my noble family.

However, I decided to return to Dale and request that he remain faithful to me.

“You can’t just open the door for someone you don’t know because I’m not there.”

“Yes.”

“Even if you’re close, don’t lend money carelessly.”

“I’ll definitely remember.”

“Don’t even cry because you miss me.”

Ah…… don’t want to part with Dale.

But I have no choice but to go to the Duke’s, and I’m barely able to keep from falling.

“Your Majesty, the magic circle for the portal is complete.”

“Let’s go.”

She was completely unaware of what was going on in the background. <<less

She was possessed by a book without knowing what novel it was.
Then, one day, her fiance appeared. ... more>>

‘Killian’ was a perfect Northern Duke with black hair, red eyes, and a handsome face.

It was a contract marriage.

‘I can see that person is the male protagonist even if I rolled backwards…’

So, Sophia believed without a doubt. She thought he would be the male protagonist.

But…

“Ah, I got caught.”

The smell of blood came on the tip of her nose.
Killian’s eyes narrowed.
Then she realized the fact that he was a villain.

And a cold hand caressed her cheek.

“There won’t be a breakup, Sophie.”

Raising the corners of his lips slightly, he whispered softly.

‘I think this is also a cliché… I hate that cliché!’ <<less

Shu Yu transmigrated and became the original novel’s violent and brutal female Demon that caused the supporting male character, AKA hidden Boss, to become batsh*t... more>> crazy. However, right now, the Boss is just a lowly s*ave that was just given to her. What should she do? <<less

The hero party has defeated the Demon King who threatens the world. However, when the Demon King was about to die, he released a miasma that could destroy the world.... more>>

“I won’t let everyone’s hard work go to waste. Even if it costs my life…!”

While everyone is in despair, the Saint Sophia, a member of the hero party, sacrifices herself to stop the demon king’s miasma.

Sophia’s holy magic crystallized and continues to purify the Demon King's miasma.

People all over the world were grateful and hailed her as a great saint.

As time passes, the Great Saint Sophia, who has purified the Demon King’s miasma, finally awakens.

What awaited her when she woke up was the world twenty years later.

Even though she is surprised that her former companions are now uncles and her juniors are now older than her, will she find peace?

Even so, she lives in the new world. <<less

Loner Mo Yanqiu transmigrated into the world of Mary Sue. However, he found himself in a girl’s body; a villainous supporting actress who always lost... more>> to the protagonist. She was even looked down by the protagonist’s sister, slammed as the traitor who wanted to kill her own sister to get the admiration of their father. With no ability, and just a system which was also unreliable, how would she survive? Moreover, the opening scene started from the confrontation with the protagonist. <<less

Princess Leona of the Kingdom of Cor Leonis dies after being betrayed by her trusted brother, Prince Aiden.... more>>

Returning to the past, she enters the military camp of General Aslan, the guardian of the kingdom, under the name ‘Leo’ to protect the kingdom and her people.

Becoming Aslan’s squire, she prevents the betrayal of a subordinate officer, saves Aslan, who leads the long war that’d lasted years to victory, and then secretly returns to the palace.

Meanwhile, Aiden, who is desperate to be named crown prince, proceeds with a marriage proposal between Leona and Aslan to gain power.

Aslan, who’s been anxiously searching for the missing Leo, refuses, saying he has someone in his heart, however, the king declares that if he does not find and marry this person within 15 days, he must wed the princess.

Ultimately, Aslan, unable to find Leo, marries the princess without seeing her face hidden beneath a veil.

Leona misunderstands, thinking that Aslan intends to punish her for disappearing and that he has another woman, and thus proposes a contract.

“Find her, the person you said you had in your heart. Whether you find her or not, on the first anniversary of our marriage, we will annul it.”

Aslan was surprised by the unexpected proposal but accepted the contract.

Will the two be able to resolve their misunderstanding? <<less

After winning 30 million in the lottery, I forcefully concluded the novel I was writing.... more>>

The female lead died of her own beauty while looking in the mirror.

The male lead slipped on a banana peel while walking and died.

The villain's house had a gas leak, and he was blown up while smoking.

I wrote frantically: "Die! All of you, just die!"

...That night, I transmigrated into the book, and I had to fix the ridiculous plot to return to the real world.

But I was a step too late. When I got to the female lead's house, she had already died of her own beauty.

And at the scene, I became the only suspect.

"She died of her own beauty! Died of her beauty! Why won't you believe it!?"

The police captain across from me smoked all night but couldn't figure out how the lie detector in the station broke. <<less