After going to the doctor for a physical exam, I found out that I had an incurable disease. Depression overtook me at the thought of myself never having had the opportunity to sleep with the ~perfect man~. Why do I have to die so soon?!... more>>

Before I die, I must sleep with someone!

On a dark and windy night, two men raised their glasses, sharing a toast. One of the men, using his inebriated state to his advantage, finally summoned the courage to sleep with his ~Prince Charming~; making love until he achieved satisfaction—until he was sore to the point where tears were shed—then, exactly as the popular custom prescribed: he snuck away in secret.

Three months later, while awaiting his appointed time of death, this man was instead diagnosed as being: three…months—pregnant?! And cursing on how “THE f*ck” it was even possible, internally. [But let’s leave that matter aside for the time being~]

Flash forward four years, while taking his daughter to school, he squatted by the gates to buy some sesame seed buns. Gnawing on the pancake as he stood next to her, he pointed towards the Gong (Seme) professor, who returned from abroad, and said to his daughter: “Didn’t you want to know what your mother looked like? Well, they look exactly like him.”

The little girl knitted her brows: “My mom looks like a man?!” <<less

As a young man who has an undying body with several buffs applied, Wen Jin is left on a hardcore journey in this post-apocalyptic world.

In 2019, an outbreak of zombie virus quickly swept the world within months.... more>>

Communications were interrupted, water and electricity support ceased, chemical plant leaked, nuclear power plant exploded, the world was reduced to be like hell on earth; without God, it became an era of legends and saviors, with the fire of survival instinct rekindled within mortals.

Resident Evil zombie-theme in ABO setting.

“When the Lord Jesus comes for the second time, those who died in Christ’s name will be raised from the grave first.”

– “1 Thessalonians 4:16” <<less

Other people’s bad reputation, if not because of themselves, then it’s slandered by others. Jing Wan’s bad reputation wasn’t because of herself, but schemed by her future husband. Jing Wan’s bad reputation wasn’t caused by others, but of his design, only for the sake of marrying the woman he has had eyes on for two lifetimes! One unable to take a bride, one unable to marry. Because he was the number one handsomest man, but she wasn’t the number one beauty. So it was still her who has earned? What the hell?... more>>

After marrying, the husband’s close beautiful servant girls didn’t try to crawl onto the bed, but instead served her like an ancestor. The previous stewards didn’t monopolize the power, but instead handed over in great detail all the properties and even the husband’s private funds. So strange no matter how one looks at it! After getting along day and night, she discovered that her husband suffers from a severe case of crazy, please cure!

“Husband, just what do you like about me? I’ll change, just please stop being weird.”

His disease acting up in seconds, telling you with his actions, just how strong his possessive desires towards you are, that’s how much care you must give back.

Alright, for the sake of his disease not becoming more severe, and seeing how there’s no concubines or mistresses or other little demons, Jing Wan rolled up her up sleeves and went all out. <<less

Transfer student, a head honcho in his previous school • Damn badass cool guy, Shou (Zhai Yao)... more>>

Top-notch big shot in his curent school • Reserved, cunning, and upfront, Gong (Shen Heng)

#This is a story of when one school boss meets another school boss…

Zhai Yao transferred from one rubbish school to another rubbish school, and on the very first day, he sent shockwaves through his new class, leaving his classmates utterly bewildered.

With a pale and delicate countenance and a slender figure, Zhai Yao appeared anything but the rumoured fighter who could take on ten opponents at once. Yet, the very next moment after entering the classroom, he confidently strolled to the back row, kicked a desk in the corner, and dropped his backpack on it.

The male student, who had been reading with lowered eyes, lifted his head and looked up with an indifferent expression. “Need something?” Zhai Yao glanced at the name on his book, knocked on his desk twice, and said, “Shen Xing (沈行), right? …Move aside.”

He remained utterly oblivious to the ominous hush around him—

Very well, the new student had just arrived, and on his very first day, he had already clashed with the school’s big shot.

The big shot sneered, rising to his feet. With a casual flick of his hand, he sent Zhai Yao’s backpack sailing into the rubbish bin. He corrected him, “‘Heng (珩)’.”

–

Zhai Yao and Shen Heng became desk mates.

Zhai Yao felt that his new desk mate was both devious and pretentious. Not only was he ruthless in fights, but he also always carried a book in his hands. As fate would have it, their academic standings left them ranked side by side at the bottom-most. To put it bluntly, he was nothing more than an overbearing king of pretence.

It wasn’t until one day, by a twist of fate, Zhai Yao ended up visiting Shen Heng’s home and discovered a wall decorated with certificates and awards.

Shen Heng accompanied his senile elderly grandpa. He patiently and tirelessly answered the old man’s repetitive questions while revealing his strong yet slender arms, preparing a meal consisting of three dishes and a soup.

He cast a cold glance at Zhai Yao. “Come and have dinner.”

Zhai Yao chuckled and approached, narrowing his eyes. “Tsk, you’re quite a homemaker, huh.”

Shen Heng gazed at Zhai Yao’s exposed fair neck, his eyes lingering for a moment before he averted his gaze. His earlobes betrayed a subtle blush.

–

Zhai Yao once thought that Shen Heng was a bit of a pitiful soul, implicated by the hardships of life, from being an all-around academic genius to falling into a delinquent.

To the extent that, when Shen Heng pinned him against the wall in the stairwell and even locked the door behind them, Zhai Yao still maintained a light-hearted demeanour, joking with a mindset of rescuing a wayward youth, “Want to kiss me? Wait until you break into the top 100.”

Shen Heng’s breath hitched ever so slightly, his gaze deepening with a mysterious intensity. “I’ll just get the top rank instead. Would that be enough to bed you?”

–

【Notes from Author to Readers】
【Cover Authorized^3^】
1) This story features mutual first-love (MC & ML are each other’s first love), 1v1; HE.
2) Kissing will be after the age of 18.
3) Smoking is harmful to health; the protagonists will quit smoking later.
4) Mutual redemption. The main characters influence each other, gradually growing mature and strong together. They aren’t perfect characters; they have flaws.
5) The story takes place in a very inferior and lacking-in-standards high school. In the early stages, all teachers and students are deliberately underperforming, but later, they will grow collectively.
6) Realistic, not purely sweet and refreshing. <<less

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel.... more>>

[The Birth of a Hero].

[The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent.

I became a part of that novel as the tr*sh of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located.

The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, is destroyed by assassins.

The bigger problem is the fact that this s*upid tr*sh who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp.

“…This is going to be a headache.”

I feel like something serious has happened to me.

But it was worth trying to make this my new life. <<less

Shari Azrael, an apothecary in the Dover Village.
When she was on the verge of falling victim to a horde of monsters after being constantly robbed of her painstakingly crafted potions by the heroes, she suddenly realized.... more>>

She realized that she has been trapped in a cursed, buggy game as an NPC for two years!

The only way to escape the game was to help the protagonist and Dark Lord, the [Lord of Nightmares], and his companions defeat the final boss and reach the ending!

But...

"The [Lord of Nightmares] is deeply offended by your words."
"The [Lord of Nightmares] feels a strong urge to kill you."

Wouldn't it be faster to die at the hands of the protagonist, who has a broken personality, rather than reach the game's ending?
Moreover, the quests are becoming increasingly difficult...

Is it even possible to reach an ending, you bastard game masters?! <<less

Song Xuanhe transmigrated into a book called “The President’s Seven Boyfriends”. He became the President’s cannon fodder ex-boyfriend, Song Xuanhe.... more>>

The Song Xuanhe in the book: 180 cm tall, so attractive he would trump over even the hottest celebrities, three generations of family in business–a very appropriate rich third generation.

It wasn’t a loss to transmigrate into this kind of person. It was just that this was a rebirth story.

The Song Xuanhe in the book abused the male lead 800 times and had even indirectly caused the male lead’s death. Faced with the reborn blackened male lead, his fate was obvious–not only did he reach rock bottom, he even died without an intact corpse.

Right now, he had become the cannon fodder ex-boyfriend that was foreordained to die without an intact corpse.

-----

System: Don’t you think that the male lead has been a bit strange recently? It’s like he’s plotting something in the dark.

Song Xuanhe: Plotting how to kill me?

System: No, plotting how to eat you.

-----

Song Xuanhe, who was lying on the bed with an aching waist, pained back and legs suffering from cramps, cursed the System 800 times–what happened to the male lead being a shou?!

Emphasis: Xiao Yuanmu is the gong! Xiao Yuanmu is the gong! Xiao Yuanmu is the gong! Moreover, the big shot has always been a gong! Spoilers only up to here! <<less

Translator: The novel features strong language and mature themes. Reader discretion advised.... more>>

After browsing some comics for a while, Fang Yan ends up picking ‘The Meek Lamb Will Not Escape.’ The meek lamb is soft and sweet and pure and obedient and a serious pushover, with all sorts of antagonists bullying him in outrageous ways. Then Fang Yan... naturally immerses himself into the role of the antagonist. However, after dying of a stroke from overworking overnight, Fang Yan transmigrates into that comic he just saw, becoming the plus-sized first antagonist featured in the series.

Being the billionaire CEO of a media company is Fang Yan’s new life.
When other media companies are still producing contrived tragedies with “sobsob~ please don’t go, please don’t die,” he forcefully pushes through production of bossy CEO-Mary Sue drama——
“One, my name is not...”
“Two, I’m...”

And when other companies follow suit with their own bossy CEO-Mary Sues, he pushes through production of female-empowering dramas——
“Don’t you dare cry in front of my grave. I don’t want your tears tainting my reincarnation.”
“You do not deserve to say the word ‘sorry.’”

And when other companies follow suit with their own empowering dramas, he pushes through with transmigration dramas——
“H, He, Li, Be, Bo, C, N, O, F, Ne.”
“Steel beams, concrete, steam engines, generators.”

Then when the other companies continue to follow suit, he tells his employees to make contrived, tragic dramas——
“Sobsob~ please don’t go, please don’t die~”
“You are the starry river that I see; the spring breeze does not even begin to compare.”

...

Future documentaries will state, that during the era of Fang Yan, all the media production companies were only walking in his bu*t dust!

PS: ①The top will turn handsome again ②Top spoils bottom (but they also spoil each other) ③The plot mainly centres around their career and romance ④There are additional couplings... <<less

Yan Yan transmigrated into a novel and became the biggest villain in the book.... more>>

The villain originally thought she was the long lost noble daughter of the Ming Family. Upon returning to the Ming Family, she wholeheartedly wanted to eliminate her little uncle to inherit the family property. But before she could eliminate her little uncle, the real noble daughter returned. As a result, the villain was swept out of the house and ruthlessly killed by the little uncle.

On the day Yan Yan transmigrated as the villain, she swore she would definitely not covet Little Uncle’s family property, definitely not go against Little Uncle’s wishes, and definitely not hinder Little Uncle from chasing the female protagonist!

Preserving her little life, she found an opportunity to inform Little Uncle, “Actually, I am not the real Miss Ming.”

Little Uncle pulled on his tie when he heard her words and gave her a meaningful smile: “Really? That’s great.”

Yan Yan: ??????

Can someone explain to her what this means? <<less

Gu Bai always believed that the s*upidest thing he had ever done was listening to his bestie’s words of becoming a stallion genre novel writer. Directly following was the most frustrating thing that he had ever done, changing the previously decided upon moral, smart, healthy youngster into a big boss…... more>>

In the end, he discovered that the consequences of changing the original plot were more serious than he expected.

After meeting the pe*vert he wrote himself:

God Damn! He eats people ah! At this time the cannibalism I wrote can be replaced with “eating human beings” right?

In short, this is a story about a dumb author who wrote a cannibalistic story which started as a stallion story, who in the end was unable to escape the whirlpool of destiny (not really). <<less

In this world, is there anything worse than becoming a beggar and being penniless?... more>>

Yes, absolutely yes! With one stumble, you fall into an uncultivated barbarian continent ! ! !

Is there anything worse in the world than to fall into an uncultivated barbarian continent?

Yes, TMD (Ta ma de: F*ck!), definitely yes.

It’s forcefully kissing a man, moreover, it’s a super wild (uncivilized) man~~~ <<less

Sheng Xia woke up to find herself transmigrated into a Sweet and Pampered stepmother story. Through a system, she learned that in the future, she would participate in a family-oriented reality show as the female lead's foil. Not only would she be criticized as a terrible stepmother across the internet, but she would also have a tragic ending.... more>>

The Rebellious stepson is a star in Entertainment Industry, The Charming younger Brother-in-law attracts numerous admirers too busy to even go home, and The introverted Little sister-in-law engrossed in painting not wanting to leave her room. Even the Two Little ones are afraid to appear in front of her. The Wealthy Husband rarely returns home, remaining indifferent and stating that she can treat him as if he doesn't exist.

Wow, My ideal retired life is here.

Just as Sheng Xia, who returned from the apocalypse, wanted to lie low and enjoy life, the system forced her to maintain the original owner's character and advance the plot to complete tasks.

Sheng Xia: fine :)

So — The rebellious stepson angrily barged in, "Sheng Xia, are you really crazy? If you really want to die, don't involve me!"

Sheng Xia looked innocent, covering her chest delicately, "Oh, what are you saying?" The stepson's expression distorted, gritting his teeth, "No, nothing at all —"

The charming younger brother smirked, squinting his peach blossom eyes, "So it's Sister-in-law —" Sheng Xia held her head, swaying as if about to collapse, her lips pale.

The younger brother-in-law dutifully brought tea and water, "Well, sister-in-law, since you just had a car accident, you should rest. Just tell me if you need anything; I can still help."

The introverted sister resisted, "Don't, don't talk to me." Sheng Xia manipulated the wheelchair to move slowly away, her figure more desolate than the others. The little sister-in-law hesitated and caught up, "Do you, do you want to see my paintings?"

The twin siblings in unison, "Wicked stepmother —" Sheng Xia lazily embraced them, feeling drowsy. The blushing little ones buried in her soft embrace, "Bullying is not allowed..."

Original female lead: "Do you know why your husband never comes home? He actually has someone he likes — I lied to you!" Sheng Xia, preparing to faint with skilled movements, suddenly opened her eyes wide. Original female lead: "...Can't you be more skilled at pretending!!!"

Helpless system watching all this happen without knowing where it went wrong: ...??? Sheng Xia: ^_^

And when the Wealthy Husband returned home, he found that everyone in the family had been fooled. Even a slightly louder voice would bring condemning looks from the younger siblings, blaming him for not being considerate of Sheng Xia. Recalling Sheng Xia's latest health report, the husband addressed the assistant, "...?" She is clearly healthy, where is the illness?

Sheng Xia: ^_^ Who says laziness isn't an illness?

Shortly after. The workaholic husband declined the dinner, calmly explaining, "There's a beautiful and delicate wife at home who needs my attention. Excuse me." Everyone: ... ?! <<less

She was a secondary character, each ending tragic. And then she came to a realization. The system she was bound to was a homeless system. It did not give any newbie package, oldie package, and completing the missions had no rewards. She decided to not do missions anymore. ... more>>

System: Warning! Please complete the mission, or you will be eliminated.

Tang Guo: Dream on.

System: Host, I beg of you! Please don’t bully the main characters anymore!

Tang Guo: No way.

And then…..

System: Master, how do you plan to bring disaster to this world? Take me with you!

Tang Guo: It can be done. Check that man’s information for me.

System: *chirping* Okay! Please wait a moment, master! <<less

Su Xiaoman was a fake daughter of a wealthy family. She is not loved by her biological parents. She was also rejected by her adoptive parents.... more>>

When she woke up again, she found herself in a book and became the village flower Su Xiaoman in the 1970s.

Su Xiaoman is the wife of a villain male supporting role.

The original Su Xiaoman, who disliked poverty and loves the rich, is devoted to climbing high branches, and is obsessed with Jiang Yantang, the educated youth male protagonist who just went to the countryside.

Su Xiaoman was unwilling to marry Xie Mingtu because of his poverty, and is still obsessed with the male protagonist Jiang Yantang. Who knows that not long after, the second brother of the male protagonist Jiang Yantang went to the countryside to visit relatives, and found that the poor boy Xie Mingtu was the real child of the Jiang family, and the male protagonist Jiang Yan Tang was held wrong.

Xie Mingtu returned to Jiang’s house in the courtyard, but he was ridiculed because he was gloomy and vulgar, and he couldn’t compare to the fake boy Jiang Yantang, and his wife was also even more obsessed with Jiang Yantang…

In this way, Xie Mingtu had completely blackened, mad and ruthless, and became the biggest villain in the book, and ended up tragically.

When Su Xiaoman opened her eyes, Xie Mingtu, the biggest villain in the book, was about to feed her rice soup. His clothes were tattered and his bones were visible. When he saw her wake up, his tone was humble and cautious:

“Manman?”

When Xie Mingtu thought that the woman would not give him any response, a pair of slender and tender hands grabbed his thin wrist. <<less

Lin Qiong transmigrated and became the cannon fodder wife who cursed the villain in the book. He originally married the villain for money, but despised the villain for being old and crazy, and there was no limit to his suicidal antics. In the end, his death-seeking ways succeeded.... more>>

When he transmigrated, the original host was humiliating and cursing the villain, “So old and crazy, unable to even do that. You’re not a man!” The man sitting in the wheelchair had a sinister look in his eyes, emotions surging within.

“You think I will hate you because of this? No! I will only love you more!”

Fu Xingyun: ?

Lin Qiong, who was so poor that he starved to death in his previous life, looked at the mansion filled with the stench of capitalism and wiped away the tears flowing from the corners of his mouth.

This is obviously his old baby!

Lin Qiong maintained his selfless dedication and affectionate character, “Although you don’t love me, it doesn’t matter! Just let me stay with you during your most difficult period. We will divorce when you recover!”

He just hopes that the villain will let him go after succeeding in the future. He’ll then take the large alimony and fly away!

When the weather turned cold, Lin Qiong wore a holey cotton coat.

He held the clothes in front of the man and said, “Put on your long pants, we will get divorced when you get better!”

When someone mocked his man, Lin Qiong was like an old hen protecting his young.

After scolding the bad guys, he comforted him thoughtfully, “Don’t listen to them, you look the most handsome with your autumn clothes tucked into your autumn trousers!”

He, who was forced to put on his autumn clothes and trousers: “…”

At the auction, Lin Qiong pressed the evil hands of capitalism down and argued for sustainable consumption.

If they spent it now, he would get a smaller sum when they divorced. So, Lin Qiong said: “Save your money, we will get a divorce when you are better.”

After the man recovered, Lin Qiong couldn’t wait to say: “Let’s divorce.”

”!”

Thinking of the huge alimony payment after the divorce, he rubbed his hands excitedly.

Fu Xingyun: “What divorce?”

Lin Qiong:?

Fu Xingyun: “Now that I’m better, it’s time to fulfill our obligations as husband and wife.”

Lin Qiong: ! ! !

It wasn’t until his belly swelled that Lin Qiong remembered that he had entered a child-rearing book.

The man looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction and comforted him , “As long as we don’t get divorced, my money will be your money.”

“…”

Lin Qiong: “Bastard, I will fight with you!” <<less

Yin Yiliu transmigrated into a novel.... more>>

She became a mutated rabbit in the apocalypse which even came with two interspatial spaces. Her owner, Jin Yang, was the ultimate Villain Boss who would wreck the world in the later parts of the novel. Her mission was to help the villain counterattack and to prevent his death in the end.

At this time, Jin Yang was crippled and lifeless. Due to the apocalypse, he had been stuck in the villa all alone.

Thus, the bunny undertook the responsibility of looking after him. As the world underwent a global mutation, she worked hard to protect her owner and to provide him with food.

Then, baam, the little rabbit turned into a little girl with rabbit ears. In a cute baby voice, she said to the male and female lead, "You’re not allowed to hurt him!"

But never would she have expected that the one being pampered and doted on would be her instead.

From feeding her to taking care of her daily life, Jin Yang who had always been indifferent and reticent began raising a child/pet during the apocalypse, becoming an omnipotent stay-at-home dad. He took care of her so well that there was no chance for her to take care of him instead.

Yin Yiliu looked at the Villain Boss who was holding her with one arm while ripping apart mutated beasts with the other.

Where was the weak and frail villain we agreed on?

＊

Jin Yang's legs were broken by his enemies in a deliberate car accident.

From the favored son of heaven to falling into the quagmire, when the apocalypse arrived, people like him were not worthy to live.

In a daze, he saw a white little rabbit pressing his lips with its paw and feeding him fresh dew again and again.

At that moment he felt that life was worth living after all. <<less

Su Huayi became the vicious adopted son with the same name in a novel about the struggle of the rich. ... more>>

He was adopted as a child into the Su family. He was beautiful but with a scorpion’s heart. He repeatedly persecuted his older brother and tried to take over the family business.

Su Huayi transmigrated at a time when the original owner was up to his usual schemes.

He crawled out from under his elder brother’s bed and looked up to meet the latter face-to-face.

Su Chi’s expression was sullen: "What are you doing here?"

Su Huayi shyly bowed his head: "… I wanted to give you a surprise."

*

As the eldest son of the Su family, Su Chi not only managed the family business but also had to take care of his younger brothers. He was planning to give that malicious adopted brother some trouble, to let him know that the sea of bitterness has no end and that he should turn a new leaf…

Su Huayi: It all depends on the waves.

Su Chi: "…"

To protect himself, Su Huayi acted coquettish to the point of no return, but he did not notice that the look in his elder brother’s eyes had gradually changed. <<less

I am the only person free from the control of the Status Window.... more>>

*

Just a word from me, and my status window is gone.

To be more precise, an error occurred when I took over the possession of the body.

“Ah, why didn’t the dragon drop a single artifact?”

Thanks to this, I am gradually distanced from humanity. <<less

Everyone knows that the popular entertainer Song Linchuan is crazy about his little aunt. Since the beginning of his career, he has mentioned her on various occasions.... more>>

During an interview with a reporter, he was asked, "What kind of girl do you find most adorable?"

He replied, "Someone like my little aunt."

The reporter was puzzled.

During a fan visit, someone asked him, "What are your plans after filming this drama?"

He replied, "I'm going back to see my little aunt."

The fans were confused.

As people across the internet were curious about Song Linchuan's mysterious little aunt, he brought her on a lifestyle variety show. When she appeared on camera, everyone was shocked to see that she was just a pretty girl in her late teens.

On the show, the young girl had an old-fashioned way of speaking and manners, despite her young age.

When Song Linchuan was too busy to eat on time, she said sternly, "Your body is your most valuable asset. Don't neglect to eat on time, or you'll get stomach problems!"

When he stayed up late playing games, she scolded him, "Young people should enjoy their games in moderation. Staying up late is not good for your health!"

The netizens teased Song Linchuan, but they also agreed with his little aunt's advice.

At a fashion magazine photo shoot, Song Linchuan's shirt collar was a bit low. The young girl approached him and said seriously, "As a boy, how can you dress so revealingly?"

The netizens laughed and said, "Haha, his little aunt is correcting him on how to be a man!"

Meanwhile, another popular entertainer, Pei Kuang, visited Song Linchuan's house while he was filming a lifestyle show. As soon as he entered, Song Linchuan pulled him over to meet his little aunt.

Song Linchuan said, "Pei Kuang, this is my dear little aunt. Don't just stand there, she's your little aunt too. Call her!"

Pei Kuang was speechless.

A few years later, paparazzi caught Pei Kuang walking with a girl who looked like Song Linchuan's little aunt, Song Anan. They looked intimately close, and everyone online called out to Song Linchuan, "Look, your good friend is about to become your little uncle!"

At that time, Song Linchuan was in the middle of filming in the deep mountains and had no idea what was happening.

--- <<less

Although Xie Zhi’s acting career was in a slump, he still hated playing bit parts and rejected the role of a soy sauce (read: extremely minor) character in a web drama. Unexpectedly, he died and transmigrated into a novel to become the dead benefactor character who only shows up in the protagonist’s memories: Xie Zhiwei.... more>>

…hold on, isn’t this the same soy sauce character he refused to act?!

To avoid repeating the same tragedy, Xie Zhiwei had no choice but to team up with the System to play (work) act (hard) at his part (death).

System: The protagonist needs a teacher, so his shizun will be…
Xie Zhiwei: Leave it to me.

System: The protagonist needs to level up, so his helper will be…
Xie Zhiwei: Leave it to me.

System: The protagonist needs to blacken, so the villain will be…
Xie Zhiwei: Leave it to me.

System: The protagonist needs to fall in love, so the heroine will be…
Xie Zhiwei: @#$^! you, let me float away ethereally.

Mu He: Shizun, please fly into this disciple’s arms~ <<less

I, Mukouda Tsuyoshi, was caught up in a summoning circle into a different world where sword and magical skills are the norm.... more>>

However, when the summoners cast ‘Status Appraisal’ on us, the three other people who were summoned with me had [Heroes from Another World] in the occupation box, whereas I was the [Random Guy Caught Up in the Summoning Spell].

As for our ‘Skill Set’, the three Heroes had outrageous sounding skills rolling after their names like [Holy Sword Technique], [Holy Spear Technique] and [Sacred Magic].

In fact, I too have a skill you know? My one skill is called… [Net Super]…

Because it’s clearly not a combat skill, I am automatically treated like garbage.

Furthermore, the King of the country who had summoned us looked really shady.

As a veteran lightnovel reader, I can read the atmosphere well enough to come to the conclusion that ‘This is a bad world to be summoned into’.

Thus, it is decided. No matter what, I must get out of this castle as soon as possible and escape from this rotten country! <<less

When the old Prime Minister returned to heaven and reunited with his ancestors, his grandchild inherited the position.... more>>

The new Prime Minister could handle political affairs just fine, but how should he go about dissuading the Emperor from issuing crazy decrees?

In the end, the “old” way is the best way. The new Prime Minister decided to follow his grandfather’s method: banging his head on the pillar, crying sad tears, hitting his chest and lamenting his fate like how those old officials who had one foot in the grave would act.

Emperor: …

Emperor: Beauty shedding tears, I’m in love. <<less

[Take heat suppressants]
Are my eyes wrong?... more>>

“Ah, Noona. Turn off the alarm… It’s loud.”

When I opened my eyes, I suddenly became the Recessive Omega, Seong Chan-young, the villain in the BL novel that my sister was reading.

The role of Seong Chanyoung is… He was a villain who burned inferiority in the main player Seo Eun-soo and ended up with a miserable end to the Gongs.

At this rate, I am destined to be swept away by Gongs that love Seo Eun-soo.

I can’t die like this!’

“……I’m sorry. Seo Eun-soo, I would like to sincerely apologize for bothering you.”

“What?”

First, go to the main Shou and apologize to him.

“I’m breaking up with you today.”

“All of a sudden?”

“I don’t like you anymore. Let’s break up the marriage. You didn’t like me either.”

He also broke up with Seong Chan-young’s fiance.

Seong Chan-young blocked all other Gongs’ contact information and erased them before escaping.

To where? To a quiet, watery countryside.

What do you mean by “Villain Revenge”? I decided to live by farming as much as I wanted to.

I was so happy planting lettuce, buying strawberry seedlings, and raising a Shigorzav dog but…

***시고르자브종 (Literal Meaning: Country Hybrid Dog) is a plausible term for a little bit of play with linguistic purification. It’s literally a dog that does not fall within a particular breed of dog, and has at least two kinds of pedigree.

“Did you disappear to live here like this? For real?”

The Gongs came after me.

But you punks. Are you looking down on farming? <<less

Yan Wushi had walked a path full of blood and corpses.... more>>

He did not believe in the good nature of humanity. Even more so, he did not believe that there could be someone with great kindness and sense of justice, who would be so considerate of others without asking anything in return.

One day, Shen Qiao, who was the sect leader of Mount Xuandu, the number one Daoist sect under the heavens, was challenged to a duel but somehow fell off the cliff.

Yan Wushi happened to pass by down there.

Seeing Shen Qiao who was seriously injured to the point of dying, he suddenly came up with a perfect idea…

After thousands of autumns, who could stay eternal? <<less