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Today Prime Minister Also Wants to Bang His Head on the Pillar
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21 Chapters (Completed)
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When the old Prime Minister returned to heaven and reunited with his ancestors, his grandchild inherited the position.

The new Prime Minister could handle political affairs just fine, but how should he go about dissuading the Emperor from issuing crazy decrees?

In the end, the “old” way is the best way. The new Prime Minister decided to follow his grandfather’s method: banging his head on the pillar, crying sad tears, hitting his chest and lamenting his fate like how those old officials who had one foot in the grave would act.

Emperor: …

Emperor: Beauty shedding tears, I’m in love.

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丞相今天也想撞柱子
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Latest Release

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06/04/22 Chrysanthemum Garden c21 (end)
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05/29/22 Chrysanthemum Garden c14
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natsume_serenade
natsume_serenade rated it
June 4, 2022
Status: Completed
This is a fluffy story. The smut is not hardcore, but it isn't mild, just in between. I think the most important aspect is the humor. The Emperor is an empty head, very dense, he doesn't understand why he likes seeing the Prime Minister (PM) cry, or why his lower half reacts lmao It is sooo funny reading his antics to keep making the PM cry. He has the reputation of being muddle-headed but he just does it to feel comfortable, y'know, that kind of comfortable.

He starts having wet dreams... more>> of the PM, so the courtiers say he should accept concubines, and the Emperor sees a gap to try and make the PM his Empress, it happens and then their love story begins. There is an extra story where we see their younger selves, it is so cute.

The translation was a bit messy in the later chapters, I think some things got cut too. But it was understandable and it was good. So it doesn't matter. Thanks for the translation!

So, in short, a rom-com between a dense enamored Emperor and a virtuous beauty Prime Minister! Comedy points 100+! <<less
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Fisukisuki
Fisukisuki rated it
June 24, 2022
Status: Completed
It's Absolutely the Cutest and the Sweetest and has most Loveliest Hottest Making Love scene!!!

No conflict, small misunderstanding immediately cleared. It's truly Sweet!!!

Their relationship get full support from Everyone. Seriously Zero Problem!

Hot and Full of Fluff. Truly Enjoyable Lovable Novel!!! Go read it!!!
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Freyalily
Freyalily rated it
July 15, 2022
Status: Completed
From the sweet innocent youthful crush (extra), to the hot outdoor sex!

Plot are simple and straightforward, only fluff.

The emperor are very black belly but would never force anything the Prime Minister doesn't like. And the emperor also doesn't shy away from his feelings toward the Prime Minister, he would also tell him how much he love him.

... more>> (Not related)

Really I don't like it when a ML doesn't tell his love because he's 'cool', and the MC will be like 'You didn't / don't want to tell me you love me, but I know you do, you didn't say because you're cold and black belly.'. This kind of situation would always causing a conflict between the couple at the beginning of the novel story leads to more misunderstanding. And suddenly MC pregnant then run away from ML, because 'he doesn't love me, he must want to take this baby from me for his heir / he doesn't want this baby.' kind of shit.

C-O-M-M-U-N-I-C-A-T-E ! Simple as that! <<less
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Lazy_Queen
Lazy_Queen rated it
June 10, 2022
Status: --
It’s a very cute story, and the only downside is that I found the ending too abrupt, but that’s expected for a short smutty chinese novel.

Definitely check it out!
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Shrike1978
Shrike1978 rated it
June 4, 2022
Status: Completed
Cute, amusing and short. Definitely one of the stranger ways that the ML has fallen in love that's for sure.

Look! My sweetie is going to bang his head on a pillar, isn't it cute! I must suggest something else outrageous tomorrow to make him look cute again!

There's nothing serious in this story, it's just pure silly fun with lots of s*x. A great short read but definitely NSFW.
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probablyanna80
probablyanna80 rated it
July 10, 2022
Status: Completed
Historical + smut + cute. Yes, it's also cute and has a good plot. You really don't have to worry about court politics with this one. It's very straightfoward.
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dday0425
dday0425 rated it
December 23, 2022
Status: Completed
This is a lovely story that took no more than 10 minutes to read. There was no plot—just the two protagonists rolling in the sheets. It's a wonder how the story that contains this much NSFW didn't appear the least bit lustful but rather cute.
Spoiler

First of all, the emperor (gong) was a virg*n. He was so innocent that he knew nothing about s*xual stuff—not even a wet dream. He was so clueless that on their first night, it was the prime minister (shou) who took the initiative to do this or that. This gapmoe is really cute. 😂

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It's nice to see such a lovable male lead among an army of yanderes and overbearing presidents these days.
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I Build Ships for Living
I Build Ships for Living rated it
February 21, 2023
Status: Completed
Cute, cute, cute!!! Important things must be said thrice. This novel is super funny and full of fluff. I love how the emperor don't know why he's attracted to the new prime minister, and why he gets a *cough* when seeing the prime minister cry when he's banging his head on the pillar.

I can't stop laughing when I read a comment in a certain chapter, where the commenter said that, "So the prime minister is now tired of banging the imperial court's pillar and instead switched and is now banging... more>> his Majesty's pillar?'' like lol. HAHAHAHA 😭😂😂 <<less
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LH_12
LH_12 rated it
July 4, 2022
Status: Completed
Because of the synopsis, I became interested in this novel. Since it was so short, I decided to read it. Originally, I believed that it was a comedy, but I didn't expect it to be such a sweet and fluffy love story. I really loved and enjoyed reading it, especially the extras. The translation was really good, too.
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Michelle-08
Michelle-08 rated it
August 22, 2023
Status: Completed
Lovely short story ~ ♡ There's nothing special actually, it's simple and straight forward, and sometimes it's not making any sense at all. Lol You just go with the flow. Don't expect angst or plot, this is just pure dog food, fluff and foolishness from the MC and a little bit from the ML!

Also, *wink* *wink* it's almost 90% smut. (灬º‿º灬) ♡ Just give it a go, it's not gonna hurt! It'll probably take 10-20 minutes read anyway!
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HiddenHermit
HiddenHermit rated it
March 25, 2023
Status: Completed
Cute story. Not much plot but the affection between the Emperor and Prime Minister can be felt. There is a good bit of smut scatter throughout the novel but not so much that it makes the novel boring.
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rorowingaway
rorowingaway rated it
February 8, 2023
Status: Completed
  • this is such a cute & lovely story filled with the right amount of smut and romance
  • the court scenes were very romantic too this is a short story and the MC nd ML are very cute together
  • they fr feed u lots of dog food so beware HAHAHAHA enjoyed it a lot~
rating: 10/10
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cherryb379
cherryb379 rated it
December 19, 2022
Status: Completed
Its sweet cute fluffy and sexy... what more could you ask for... but I wish there were more chapter though.... thanking the authir and the translator for bringing us this piece of gem💎🙏...
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alice_animelover
alice_animelover rated it
August 9, 2022
Status: c1
Wow! This was actually really a cute PWP read! I loved it and recommend it. Nothing more to add compare to the other commenters.
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FrostyDragon
FrostyDragon rated it
July 11, 2022
Status: Completed
Nice little story - no drama, just cute romance with smut about a prime minister who is a little too good at his job, to the extent where he catches the emperor's eye. The extras are a nice addition.
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fakeluff
fakeluff rated it
June 22, 2022
Status: Completed
A sweet little story, and I think it would have been sweeter without the sm*t and also if the revelation in the extras had been reflected a little bit more in the emperor’s earlier considerations.
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BlTransmigrationfan
BlTransmigrationfan rated it
November 8, 2023
Status: Completed
Put in my favs, first it was just silly, cute smut, but it even cuter and the smut is consentual and the extras were without smut but melted my heart so I surely will reread it
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bookmunchies
bookmunchies rated it
October 23, 2023
Status: Completed
Fun read. Comedy + spice. Not much to say about it, sort of a shame it isn't switch but what can you do.
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Inn Auni
Inn Auni rated it
October 18, 2023
Status: Completed
BEWARE of SPOILER

Both the Emperor and Prime Minister were in their mid-20s. The Emperor always came up with crazy ideas and the Prime Minister stopped him by doing 2 things; tried to hit his head on the pillar and if that was not successful, started crying; which he learned from his late grandfather. What the Prime Minister did not know was that the Emperor liked looking at his crying face and thus, came up with those crazy ideas just to see the sequence of hitting the pillar and then crying.... more>> From bits and pieces, we know both the Emperor and Prime Minister were the best at their respective title. However, they lack romance in their life. In short, the story is full of NSFW and sprinkled with d*g food. <<less
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Iamdefinitelynotonincognitomode rated it
September 28, 2023
Status: Completed
I totally agree, blowing wind is indeed much better than banging your head on the pillar. I totally came here for the indecency but I must say that I am more in love with the comedy it has. Although the last few chapters, the extras about their youth seem to be half done with some missing parts and the ending is abrupt, it is still understandable. Overall, it's good for a short series.
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