My lover has always been a little pitiful, but he will eventually turn into a big BOSS;... more>>

My lover has always been in love with me at first sight, but I also think he is very pleasing to the eye.

My lover has always been jealous, but I didn’t know what he’s jealous of. It is really troubling.

My lover has always had two faces; the face he shows others and the one he shows me which are completely different. It’s very confusing…

Bai Duan: This is my life. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ <<less

After accidentally falling, she actually finds herself bound to a Second Female Lead Counter Attacking System!... more>>

Xun Mi: WTF is this?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

In order to regain her memories and return to her original world, Xun Mi is forced to transmigrate to different worlds and complete missions. Fiancé stolen away? Abandoned by her family? Career ruined? Reputation slandered? No problem, I’ll just go and grab a golden thigh*, dominate the world, slap those tr*sh scum across the face, and live true to the saying that evildoers have no worries!

Xun Mi: I just want to peacefully and quietly complete my missions and go.

Loyal Puppy: I just want to peacefully and quietly go with you.

*Note: grab a golden thigh: means to cling onto a rich or powerful person for support , usually used in a joking manner <<less

After the fall of the Galactic Federation, long-time lovers Lu Li and Xie Jianwei defeated the alien invaders, and formed the Empire with Lu Li as commander. Everyone thought that all was well between them, but...... more>>

Xie Jianwei one day found out that Lu Li’s personality had split into several parts.

They were all individuals, yet they were still the same Lu Li. How could Xie Jianwei bear to watch as each Lu Li plotted to kill the others?

Xie Jianwei used his SSS-class spiritual strength to enter Lu Li’s inner world, where Lu Li was god, director and actor all in one. To get to the bottom of the mystery, Xie Jianwei had to act along with Lu Li’s delusions, or else the dreamworld would collapse, worsening Lu Li’s condition, and splitting the personalities even further. <<less

Regressor, Reincarnator, Possessor, Traveler, or Predestined. I will hunt down the protagonists that exist in the countless worlds and absorb their abilities.... more>>

Here lies the protagonist.

The continent’s hope.

The hero who will save the world.

The hero who currently has a hole through his chest!

With the Spirit of Earth, freed the Dwarfs and gained their trust.

Purified the contaminated Forest of Spirits and became the Fairies’ benefactor.

Resealed the Ancient Stone statues found in one of the ruins.

Exterminated the giant sea serpent that emerged from the sea.

Defeated the 47th Demon Lord of the underworld…

“Aside from assaults and mu*ders there were other death related incidents as well as vandalism, arson, and etc…”

“S-spare me…”

Psh!

That was the protagonist.

But now, he has died by my hands. <<less

In this world, there is always one type of man who does not want to improve themselves. They care only for themselves, by whatever means possible. They make their life goal to be kept as a lover, and they will use their lovers up until they have no more use.... more>>

Self-Reliant System: Our goal is to rise up! Our goal is to persevere! We must be self-sufficient and self-reliant!

When the system has bound numerous souls to enter into the bodies of those who only rely on their lovers, what could this lead to?

In other words, this is the main character transmigrating into a scummy human being, and creating his own destiny kind of story. <<less

– Question: “What is scarier than the personal experience of transmigrating into a horror movie?”... more>>

Anonymous: “Transmigrating into a movie you’ve never seen before.”

– “Poor comment! There’s nothing scary about that!”

Anonymous reply: “You sure? Can you be sure your dad isn’t a mu*derer? Can you be certain your spouse isn’t out to kill you for insurance money? Can you even be certain there isn’t any hidden lethal weapon in your son’s lunchbox? The scariest thing is that you have never seen this movie before so, you have absolutely no idea of any ‘surprise’ that awaits you ahead!”

Hence, this novel is also called [’surprise’ that awaits you]. <<less

What is the experience like after transmigrating into the novel’s foreordained miserable cannon fodder?... more>>

Su Zui, who had only ever treated other people as cannon fodder, expresses——

Your father is still your father.

Winning just by laying down, system silently gave his family’s host a call: Papa 666.

Boss: Be good. A single parent family isn’t good for the child. Call me papa number two.

System: ???

Even though the roles assigned are all definitely touching and inevitably miserable cannon fodder, this does not hinder Su Zui’s path on oppressing main leads to the point they question their life. <<less

The end of all worlds approach.... more>>

The Demon King Order harvests lives from all manners of living beings.

Within this darkness full of despair, a single person escaped from space-time, returned to before the world collapsed, determined to change the fate of the past.

But as time pass, he gradually finds out that the Apocalypse isn’t quite as simple as he thinks… <<less

Before the disfigurement, everyone loved Ling Chunan. After the disfigurement, Ling Chunan became a plague that everyone avoided. He was held on captive by his own agent afterwards because he was so ugly now, desecrating his love. Finally, Ling Chunan chewed himself to death because he was starving. After his death, a thing that claimed to be the counterattack system 098 found him.... more>>

A long time after, a certain counterattack system of a host with a 100% success rate posted a message in the System Forums.

《Emergency Help Request, my host is a masochist! He won’t be happy if every meal doesn’t have meat, and if he doesn’t have meat to eat, he will start to gnaw himself! How to treat this illness?!》

Great God : No need. I have a fast recovering ability. I will let him bite me. <<less

Huang Dan’s sensation of pain is innately different from ordinary people. The littlest tear in his skin can cause him to sweat all over his body in pain, to the point where he is unable to say a word.... more>>

Somehow, he began to cross through different worlds, following Mr. System to complete tasks…

In the first world, Huang Dan realizes what it means to be in such pain as to die, live, and die again. <<less

Nan Xun encountered a mythical beast that could take her to different worlds. She helped the mythical beast collect merit points. After collecting enough, she can go back and change the outcome of her death.... more>>

But now, now she regrets, regrets till her insides are turning green. Your mother, those merit points are collected from the scum villain with a blackening value of 100 and an evil value of 100 ah! She only wanted to purify the souls of those scummy bosses. Fu** she didn't want them to fall in love with her ah ah ah!

Pe*vert number 1 eats people! Pe*vert number 2 is an evil ghost! Pe*vert number 3....

After Nan Xun realized they were all the same person, she closed her eyes and pretended to be dead.

The evil, charming, crazy Boss-sama gave her an evil smile: "Baby, weren't you going to purify my soul? Come here."

Nan Xun: "The evil we bring on ourselves are the hardest to bear, I really want to die, ah, what to do!" <<less

Every novel has a slag character, the one who decides to abandon the protagonist at his lowest, most helpless point, either because he can’t stand the poor guy’s circumstances or for other reasons. But after the protagonist wins his way in life again, they’re the ones who beg with broken sobs to be taken back. ... more>>

Still, water once spilled can’t be recovered again.

Yet the unlucky Shen Jiayan has been bound to a Water Recovery* System to do just that.

*water recovery – comes from an idiom that means “spilled water can’t be recovered” (English equivalent: there’s no use crying over spilt milk). <<less

Gu Xiyu led a task.... more>>

He needed to go to few small worlds to solve the villains whose dangerous index exceeded the standard, so that the world can restore it’s harmony and beauty. It’s just that, the system sent to him was a bit strange. The first sentence it used to greet him was–

“Who are you?”

In the beginning, Gu Xiyu thought this was a super-intelligent humanized system newly developed by the Administration. Later he felt that his system was sick.

In order to fight for sovereignty, the powerful villains will hurt the protagonist. Gu Xiyu thought he would receive an order to stop him with a knife to the villain.

The system said, “You send him a bunch of flowers and he may not deal with the protagonist when he is in a good mood.”

In order to destroy the empire, the general villain of the empire will severely wound the protagonist prince.

System instruction: “If you act cute to him, he may accept your request and not exterminate the human race.”

The great demon of the cultivation world captures all kinds of immortal cultivation pills to increase his energy.

The system said: “In fact, there is another way for villain to progress.”

“Such as?”

“Practice dual cultivation with the villain.”

Gu Xiyu:?

Because he would be punished for refusing the order, he could only act according to the order. Surprisingly, the progress bar for the reduction of world danger actually moved. But the villain was getting more and more wrong. <<less

Being ruined by a white lotus, Lin Zisheng found out that there’s a system in his mind when he woke up.... more>>

[Hello Host, I am Bulingbuling, the glowing-in-brilliance System 001, a White Lotus Rescue System for ‘Leaving a Good name for White Lotus forever’. You will go down a journey with me to various worlds to save endangered White Lotuses. Let’s move forward for our great cause!]’

Lin Zisheng : … hehe!

And so…

System : Cho… chotto matte! Host-daren, that is the white lotus we are going to save. You, you can’t push her off to the road of no return!

Lin Zisheng: An early death means an early reincarnation, I am freeing her from endless suffering.

System : … [Host-daren’s words make sense, I’m unable to respond back, what to do QAQ] <<less

Within almost every melodramatic novel, there’s an affectionate male supporting role who is infatuated with the shou protagonist. To be there when the shou is being attacked by the gong, to offer love when the gong abandons the shou protagonist, fighting for justice when the gong betrays the shou.... more>>

As a catalyst between the romantic love of the shou and gong, he dedicates his light and heat to his identity as a spare tire without any complaint or regret.

Lin Ziran’s task is to play the part of the affectionate male partner in different worlds. However, after he went there, he discovered that the way that each world’s plot opens doesn’t seem to be right at all. <<less

This novel can be summarized in three sentences:... more>>

Scum top abuses tr*sh bottom.

tr*sh bottom loses his heart completely and leaves scum top.

All of a sudden, the scum top comes to his senses: Oh, I’ll look for the next one then, bye.

Hold on — Where’s the agreed abuse for the scum top? What happened to the promised transformation of scum top into a loyal dog? This isn’t how the script is supposed to be! <<less

Lin Xinghe, who used to be the villain of a Mary Sue novel, received an acceptance letter from the Modern Era Department of the Villain School.... more>>

On the first day of school, her deskmate told her-

“Every new villain that comes here thinks that they’re f*cking amazing. At best, Modern villains like us know how to earn money through mu*der and cause trouble for the male and female leads.”

“Whatever you do, don’t provoke the Western Fantasy Department. Before coming here to reform, those big brothers would wipe out half the world with a snap of their fingers.”

“Also, don’t hang out with students from the Ancient Era Department. Those villains are always conspiring to overthrow the throne and become principal.”

“And you absolutely cannot have any fantasies about the Xian Xia Department’s grass, Xie Wuan! That! Guy! Is! A! Big! Pe*vert!” (1)

Soon after.

Lin Xinghe’s deskmate saw the big brother from the Fantasy Department using his fire magic to dry clothes for Lin Xinghe. The big brother from the Ancient Era Department had Lin Xinghe’s cat lying on his shoulder and the grass of the Xian Xia Department was placing vegetables into Lin Xinghe’s bowl.

Lin Xinghe’s deskmate: …

Note:
(1) Grass: recognized as the most handsome and attractive boy <<less

A long time later, Ah Zhao and her younger generations started chatting about her own story.... more>>

“At first, I was selected by the system to become the man’s plug-in to help him reach the pinnacle of life.”

“-Then what happened afterward?”

Ah Zhao lit a cigarette and her expression had great changes:

“-Later, I became the wife of the Male God.” <<less

One system connects two worlds. Wu Ye, a timid and unambitious rich second-generation, was suddenly thrown into an apocalyptic world of zombies, equipped with a strong golden finger. To flee, or not to flee?... more>>

Qin Wuhua, a cold-faced special forces soldier, with his comrades betrayed by his superiors, showed him one night of “good will.”

To eat, eat, or eat? (Ye: What about the other options we talked about?! Qin: Be good. Ye: …..) <<less

Ren Zhu: Quiet! Quiet! Look at the blackboard! I’m going to start teaching!... more>>

Bear child 1 [1]: Hahaha! Who is this weak chicken!

Bear child 2: May as well dance than listen to class. Why start the class!

Fake good child: Sit upright.

Ren Zhu: ……

Bear child 1: You received the class teacher’s quiet gaze x 1. Physical strength -500. Entered the weak state!

Bear child 2: You received the class teacher’s deep gaze x 1. Intelligence -50. Entered the dumb state!

Fake good child: You received the class teacher’s gratified gaze x 1. Intelligence and physical strength +50. Entered the excited state.

Ren Zhu: My goal is to teach and educate people, and bring love to every bear child. Thank you.

[1] 熊孩子 – literally translates to ‘bear child’. The term is used to address mischievous children. <<less

Su Tang is a delicate package, incapable of anything, only able to act like a spoiled child.... more>>

However, he transmigrated to become a huge villain, having to insult the hegemonic male protagonist, oppress the female protagonist, and then ultimately die an ugly death.

As an ideal villain, Su Tang trembled, resolving to….. act like a spoiled child!

One, act spoiled and the male protagonist will immediately become soft. Act spoiled once more, and will just listen to whatever he says.

Su Tang: QAQ <<less

The devilishly, charming villain’s lips curled up and he said: “Kiss me, hug me, hold me.”... more>>

The cold, icy beauty’s eyelashes lowered slightly: “You said you would marry me, you can’t take it back.”

The yandere youngster’s eyes were deep and dark, raising his eyebrows and laughing softly: “Other than by my side, where do you still want to go?”

…… Yu Chu felt helpless and could only ask for help from the Main God: “My Lord, your soul shards are always flirting with me, but I don’t want to be flirted with, what do you think I should do about it– Huh? Yeah, I really don’t want to be flirted with.”

“Hey, wait wait….. Don’t be angry, hey, don’t feel wronged either, holy crap, don’t act cute and spoiled—okay okay, I’ll let you flirt, I’ll let you flirt alright??” <<less

Chen Tong is punished by a demon god to go to each world to be various kinds of spirits, fortunately regardless of what to cross, he is good at using demon spirit magic, healing, prophecy, psychic, all kinds of strong flaunting off isn’t good.... more>>

Thus, warlord and his little mirror, imperial prince and little fox, alliance head and little peach blossom, chief-executive’s little kitty…… having lived a life (chicken) full (flying) of blessing (dog) and beauty (jumping).

Only, –“Baby, when did you change into human form?” The man who is chasing after him regrets asks, “human form can then pa pa pa ……” <<less

Mu Cai was a novice transmigrator who traveled around different worlds. He played the role of cannon fodder in each world.... more>>

As we all know, cannon fodders get slapped in the face, abused, and ridiculed by the protagonists.

Mu Cai worked conscientiously and made all the preparations he needed thanks to his seniors’ advice. However, he never expected that the plot of each world would spin out of control!

When he faced the bad-tempered celebrity:

Mu Cai was a bastard that mooched off his brother to get closer to the celebrity he loved. He confidently said, “I love you. Is it wrong to love someone…”

The bad-tempered celebrity, “No, there’s nothing wrong with loving someone. Please marry me!”

Mu Cai, who was prepared beforehand to be beaten black and blue by the celebrity, “???”

When he faced the straight alpha:

Mu Cai pretended to cry, “Although I am not an omega that can carry a cannon on my shoulder like other omegas, I still want to accompany you to the battlefield…”

The straight alpha that disliked seeing people cry and complain, “Baby, it’s not that I don’t want you to come along, it’s just that this is too dangerous. I don’t want you to get hurt, so be obedient and stay home.”

Mu Cai, who was prepared to be reprimanded for crying and complaining, “???”

When he faced the Heavenly Master, who dedicated his life to killing every demon alive:

Mu Cai, as a beautiful and charming spirit that had lived for a millennium, sneered and said, “You abandoned me a thousand years ago, and now you have found your true love after a thousand years. I won’t let the two of you live a happy life!”

The heartless Heavenly Master, “I don’t want to spend the rest of my life with him, I only want you.”

Mu Cai, who was prepared to be captured and killed by the Heavenly Master’s spell, “???”

When he faced the protagonist, who was an innocent college student:

Mu Cai, as the protagonist’s boss, righteously said, “As my plaything, you have to understand…”

The innocent male college student’s eyes glowed with excitement, “Boss, thank you for the dessert.”

Mu Cai, who was pushed onto the bed and was stripped off his clothes, “???”

When he faced the scum who only loved his white moonlight.

Mu Cai, cried at his one-sided feelings, “Why don’t you love me? Is it because I’m not good enough? Wu wu wu.”

The scum protagonist was about to speak when he was kicked over by his uncle. The uncle coaxed Mu Cai in a raspy voice, “Baby, please don’t cry. When you cry, I just want to…”

Mu Cai, who was getting married to the scum’s uncle as he sat in the bridal chamber, “???”

Mu Cai: I advised the protagonists to complete their mission, yet all they want to do is dote on me. <<less

Shen Qingxian is the Honored Lord Lianhua, only lacking ascending to the heavens.... more>>

Gu Jianshen is the Demonic Emperor Jiuyuan, only lacking destroying the three worlds.

Everyone believed that a meeting between Shen Qingxian and Gu Jianshen must result in a war spanning the three worlds, the two of them dueling to the death.

Until Shen Qingxian went through a hundred years of closed-door cultivation, and spied upon heaven’s mysteries.

Words of heaven’s mysteries: For ten thousand years, no one in the cultivation world has ascended to the heavens. This is because the Heavenly Staircase has long since collapsed. The only way to set this right is to follow the directions of this jade scroll.

Jade Scroll Writing: 1) Meet with Gu Jianshen. 2) Get drunk together with Gu Jianshen……. 13) Pass a ‘spring night’ together with Gu Jianshen…….

Shen Qingxian: “……” <<less