The Script is Not Like This!


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This novel can be summarized in three sentences:

Scum top abuses trash bottom.

Trash bottom loses his heart completely and leaves scum top.

All of a sudden, the scum top comes to his senses: Oh, I’ll look for the next one then, bye.

Hold on — Where’s the agreed abuse for the scum top? What happened to the promised transformation of scum top into a loyal dog? This isn’t how the script is supposed to be!

This novel is especially made as a reversal of the slag top and trash bottom tropes. There will be no three-views, no integrity, no limits and no logic.

Beware of intentional landmines, slag top and revenge against society!

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New BillionJellyfish rated it
August 17, 2019
Status: Completed
The best parody of bl troupes/clichés!

The MC is the top/seme and transmigrates into the bodies of scum tops. In order to live, the MC has to follow the script of a scum top and abuse the bottom then regret his actions and become a loyal dog. This push and pull dog blood drama annoys the MC and results in the MC doing all he can to take advantage of plot holes to relax and live a carefree lifestyle without an annoyingly whiny and fragile bottom.

The plot is hilarious and is... more>> a great twist on typical scum top/weak bottom bl stories. The ending is a happy one and the MC's lover is someone no one could have imagined! <<less
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New twilly rated it
August 17, 2019
Status: c1
hilarious! Do you feel like you're slowing becoming dumber due to the ridiculous characterizations and improbable plot points in bl novels? Read this for some fun tsukkomis and recover your iq points!
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ludagad rated it
January 24, 2019
Status: --
Okay, I've only read chapter 1 and gave this 5 stars. Why?

One, it's well written. You can feel the sarcasm through the words. The narrator/author sounds so fed up with the scum top/trash bottom genre (similarly for the boy-girl novels - the abusive CEO and poor victim do-M female lead). Much like the author, I'm also fed up with such novels. Their unreasonableness gets on my nerves and I derive no enjoyment from them, merely wondering what's their merit and why they keep getting written.

Two, the main character seems to... more>> be my type - cynical, has enough self-love, reasonable. I'm looking forward to what other traits I'll see from him in the future chapters. The author said there's a pairing, so I'm also looking forward to the male lead and his character. Having a cool-headed MC thrown into an unreasonable setting makes me anticipate how the plot will develop and the MC's quips.

Three, the author promised smut? Sign me right up. It's a nice little bonus to an already intriguing novel.

Four, the premise, the writing, and the pace managed to hook me in with only one chapter, which is always a great sign to me. Anyway, BL lovers, give this a try. I'm off to MTL it now. <<less
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Yuen rated it
March 1, 2019
Status: Completed
This story is really good and well written. The way it breaks the cliche stereotype, the sarcasm, the jokes. I found myself laughing out loud reading these and I can't stop. Both MC and ML are really good actors :v They are so cute and funny together. KFC and McD's (ノ≧∀≦) ノ pfft. Well, even though it's good, the ending feels anticlimatic for me. But I really recommended this one. My cheeks hurt from laughing (*´・v・)
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charysa rated it
April 18, 2019
Status: Completed
This is really more of a satire/crack story than it is a romance story. You read it for the laughs, and there is a lot of laugh points, not for the BL (there's no real *actual* romance in it).

The POV character is a gong/top, but he spends the much of the story avoiding getting with the official shou character. The guy he ends up with doesn't show up immediately, but it's easy enough to figure out who he is soon enough. (The only other sane man in these worlds...)

The... more>> only flaw I can think of in this story is the ending. A bit too abrupt, and doesn't really conclude the various loose ends I and other readers might be wondering through the story. Still, at least it does conclude, rather than drag on until the humor isn't funny anymore. So I'll give it that. <<less
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mungbeans rated it
February 15, 2019
Status: Completed
The way this story using basic danmei tropes while simultaneously jabbing its cliche-ness is absolutely hilarious. The MC is so well written making readers could feel MC despair and sarcasm throughout every words. Absolutely love the interraction between MC an ML, they made me laugh so goddamn hard lmao
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February 6, 2019
Status: c4
4 chapters, so no rating yet.

This is surprisingly funny, though. I wasn't sure what to expect from the description, but I definitely didn't expect the end of the first arc. Don't take this seriously and enjoy venting along side the MC.
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otpsfloat rated it
May 7, 2019
Status: --
The MC and other characters' dialogues are sarcastic & funny. There are a lot of jokes they make that I could relate to. Every single chapter made me laugh.

I found it perfect because I was reading it 100% for the laughs and 0% for any sort of romantic scenes. On a side note, I found it pretty easy to understand even through mtl for later chapters :)
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February 11, 2019
Status: --
Oh, I don't normally review this early on (I don't normally even start reading until at least 30-60 chapters have built up), but I do appreciate it when I'm considering whether to read and there're some early reviewers already.

With this story, I just had to say that, at only 4 chapters - partway into the second arc - I'm already enjoying this. It's different and its heavy irony and sarcasm is so refreshing. It's like this author loves everything that I love about BL/danmei and hates all the same horrible... more>> stereotypes, cliches and tropes that I hate and am sick of. The writing is good, and the main character is (so far) not: boring, stupid, naive, insanely intelligent/skilled or lacking in common sense. Nor is there an annoying personified system character, either. Possible ML also seems promising. <<less
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whitespade rated it
August 15, 2019
Status: c19
A very short story parodying all the quick transmigration stories out there. Its a parody so dont expect sensicle ending, but its a funny ride nonetheless.
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ike_00000 rated it
July 6, 2019
Status: c13
HAHAHAHA I love this

In the beginning it's kinda boring / typical, but from the end of the second arc it gets super funny lmao

Although I do still feel bad for the trash bottom characters lol

Read!! I'm seriously looking forward to the future


It's like "my husband is dating my boy toy" LMAO

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June 1, 2019
Status: c9
This is hilarious. A really fun take on the typical troupes in BL novels :')

Quite refreshing to read as it makes fun of the angst often experienced in romance stories and the things the protagonist does to overcome the 'script' is very amusing!
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