The Script is Not Like This!

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This novel can be summarized in three sentences:

Scum top abuses tr*sh bottom.

tr*sh bottom loses his heart completely and leaves scum top.

All of a sudden, the scum top comes to his senses: Oh, I’ll look for the next one then, bye.

Hold on — Where’s the agreed abuse for the scum top? What happened to the promised transformation of scum top into a loyal dog? This isn’t how the script is supposed to be!

This novel is especially made as a reversal of the scum top and tr*sh bottom tropes. There will be no three-views, no integrity, no limits and no logic.

Beware of intentional landmines, scum top and revenge against society!

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TSNLT
剧本不是这样的
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Cinnamon_Pretzel
New Cinnamon_Pretzel rated it
July 28, 2020
Status: Completed
This is such a hilarious read, I keep coming back again and again! The world hopping is relatively short, and when you find out the reasons behind what happened, you'll probably bust a gut laughing! LOL
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Baekhiee
New Baekhiee rated it
July 13, 2020
Status: --
Omg the MC is so unlikeable, he's definitely a douchebag with a terrible personality.

Spoiler

It wasn't Zhou Fans fault that he fell in love with a scum who just took him as a stand in for his unrequited love, MC left just like that saying, f*ck your dead heart, like what the f*ck is that supposed to mean, is MC f*ckin s*upid ass MF.

I'm surprised by all these 5 star ratings, people really support bullies nowadays.

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ludagad
ludagad rated it
January 24, 2019
Status: --
Okay, I've only read chapter 1 and gave this 5 stars. Why?

One, it's well written. You can feel the sarcasm through the words. The narrator/author sounds so fed up with the scum top/tr*sh bottom genre (similarly for the boy-girl novels - the abusive CEO and poor victim do-M female lead). Much like the author, I'm also fed up with such novels. Their unreasonableness gets on my nerves and I derive no enjoyment from them, merely wondering what's their merit and why they keep getting written.

Two, the main character seems to... more>> be my type - cynical, has enough self-love, reasonable. I'm looking forward to what other traits I'll see from him in the future chapters. The author said there's a pairing, so I'm also looking forward to the male lead and his character. Having a cool-headed MC thrown into an unreasonable setting makes me anticipate how the plot will develop and the MC's quips.

Three, the author promised smut? Sign me right up. It's a nice little bonus to an already intriguing novel.

Four, the premise, the writing, and the pace managed to hook me in with only one chapter, which is always a great sign to me. Anyway, BL lovers, give this a try. I'm off to MTL it now. <<less
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joytothewild
joytothewild rated it
September 19, 2019
Status: c5
I was scrolling through all these 5-star reviews wondering if anybody was thinking the same as me when I saw one 4-star review that said exactly what I thought:

I found the MC extremely unlikable.

He's very mean-spirited, haughty and has no good qualities going for him except the extreme good looks rewarded to every scum gong on default. You know what this sounds like? Yeah damn right the MC acts like ANOTHER scum gong, and the author doesn't seem to be aware of it.

Now I understand that this story is meant... more>> to be satire, but satire works when the ones who are supposed to be criticized ALL get their share. If one character stereotype gets ridiculed, while another character stereotype that's just as absurd doesn't, it just makes me think that the author of the satire is biased, you know? Only the tr*sh shou gets terribly sh*t on the entire time, while the one who's supposed to be the author's mouthpiece forgets to roast the scum gong most of the time. Probably because he is acting their role, despite his reluctance. But instead of being self-aware to make up for it at least, he just keeps being absolutely nasty with the excuse of "I know the plot and I think their actions are ridiculous so I'm gonna make it a point to look down on them and feel good about myself." The MC is so condescending, I can't get myself to like him the way I can't make myself like bullies.

I'll confess that I haven't read that far enough to pass accurate judgment, but the first few chapters left a bitter impression on me. I have the distinct feeling that the author doesn't realize that they are glorifying victim-blaming. Yes, the shou's act pitiful and annoying, but the way the author writes it just spins it into "It's your fault for falling for a bad guy whom you know does bad things, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT." Dude, what? I know some Chinese webnovels tend to write the shou's the same way they'd write a woman, just with a pen*s attached. So is it wrong of me to think that the author only blames s*upid women who do annoying things (like expecting everything to be done their way or to become the special one, etc.) and just ACCEPTS that the scum gongs--the men--will always be like that? And they don't really need roasting because they aren't going to change so let's just only fix the women? Because that's the textbook definition of patriarchal thinking to me.

TLDR; Satire works when the characters who are supposed to be mocked are mocked, but in this case, there is just one character who acts as ridiculous as the rest but isn't roasted, so I think this is why it failed to convince me, because this satire is hypocritical, it deserves another satire written just to mock it for being so self-UNaware. <<less
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Yuen
Yuen rated it
March 1, 2019
Status: Completed
This story is really good and well written. The way it breaks the cliche stereotype, the sarcasm, the jokes. I found myself laughing out loud reading these and I can't stop. Both MC and ML are really good actors :v They are so cute and funny together. KFC and McD's (ノ≧∀≦) ノ pfft. Well, even though it's good, the ending feels anticlimatic for me. But I really recommended this one. My cheeks hurt from laughing (*´・v・)
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charysa
charysa rated it
April 18, 2019
Status: Completed
This is really more of a satire/crack story than it is a romance story. You read it for the laughs, and there is a lot of laugh points, not for the BL (there's no real *actual* romance in it).

The POV character is a gong/top, but he spends the much of the story avoiding getting with the official shou character. The guy he ends up with doesn't show up immediately, but it's easy enough to figure out who he is soon enough. (The only other sane man in these worlds...)

The... more>> only flaw I can think of in this story is the ending. A bit too abrupt, and doesn't really conclude the various loose ends I and other readers might be wondering through the story. Still, at least it does conclude, rather than drag on until the humor isn't funny anymore. So I'll give it that. <<less
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mungbeans
mungbeans rated it
February 15, 2019
Status: Completed
The way this story using basic danmei tropes while simultaneously jabbing its cliche-ness is absolutely hilarious. The MC is so well written making readers could feel MC despair and sarcasm throughout every words. Absolutely love the interraction between MC an ML, they made me laugh so goddamn hard lmao
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otpsfloat
otpsfloat rated it
May 7, 2019
Status: Completed
The MC and other characters' dialogues are sarcastic & funny. There are a lot of jokes they make that I could relate to. Every single chapter made me laugh.

I found it perfect because I was reading it 100% for the laughs and 0% for any sort of romantic scenes. On a side note, I found it pretty easy to understand even through mtl for later chapters :)
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admira
admira
February 6, 2019
Status: c4
4 chapters, so no rating yet.

This is surprisingly funny, though. I wasn't sure what to expect from the description, but I definitely didn't expect the end of the first arc. Don't take this seriously and enjoy venting along side the MC.
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BillionJellyfish
BillionJellyfish rated it
August 17, 2019
Status: Completed
The best parody of bl troupes/clichés!

The MC is the top/seme and transmigrates into the bodies of scum tops. In order to live, the MC has to follow the script of a scum top and abuse the bottom then regret his actions and become a loyal dog. This push and pull dog blood drama annoys the MC and results in the MC doing all he can to take advantage of plot holes to relax and live a carefree lifestyle without an annoyingly whiny and fragile bottom.

The plot is hilarious and is... more>> a great twist on typical scum top/weak bottom bl stories. The ending is a happy one and the MC's lover is someone no one could have imagined! <<less
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Aurinne
Aurinne
February 11, 2019
Status: --
Oh, I don't normally review this early on (I don't normally even start reading until at least 30-60 chapters have built up), but I do appreciate it when I'm considering whether to read and there're some early reviewers already.

With this story, I just had to say that, at only 4 chapters - partway into the second arc - I'm already enjoying this. It's different and its heavy irony and sarcasm is so refreshing. It's like this author loves everything that I love about BL/danmei and hates all the same horrible... more>> stereotypes, cliches and tropes that I hate and am sick of. The writing is good, and the main character is (so far) not: boring, s*upid, naive, insanely intelligent/skilled or lacking in common sense. Nor is there an annoying personified system character, either. Possible ML also seems promising. <<less
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twilly
twilly rated it
August 17, 2019
Status: c1
hilarious! Do you feel like you're slowing becoming dumber due to the ridiculous characterizations and improbable plot points in bl novels? Read this for some fun tsukkomis and recover your iq points!
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aujnbr
aujnbr rated it
April 20, 2020
Status: --
Before reading this, I was just finished with a tragic story... so my appreciation for the hilarity and absurdity of this novel is magnified tenfold.

I liked both the two main characters a lot. They're different, funny as hell, and creative with their insults of the tr*sh bottom. Actually, as far as a nonsensical novel can go, they're pretty reasonable at times.

I'll give this novel 5 stars for achieving its goal — being funny. It's a parody, don't expect it to be serious.
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Efu-sama
Efu-sama rated it
October 25, 2019
Status: Completed
LOL LOL LOL! This is really one of best parody of BL novels out there. You want a comedy, a parody, a troll? Then this is for you! I really laughed my ass off the whole night, seriously. It's really amusing and fulfilling if I may say. Like you know, somehow you're just furious enough to slap some uke/shou in tragedy novels where they're abused by a slag gong, wanted to scream so badly "just go away damn it! You can go away and find someone else, why wasting time... more>> for a slag!" feeling frustrated because the kind second main lead ended up being thrown away after being used by the shou, and the shou happily back to the scum gong LOL.

And so, in this story you will find a parody for those kind of stories. Find the behind the scenes over the play, where you will know the real thoughts behind those slag gong, whose grieves reaching the heavens, always swearing and tr*shing the "tragic shou" for the supposedly "tragic, touching, and sad" scenes the shou acts on. Also the trembling M tendencies for those "supposedly" tragic shou, and their delight for having two male god fighting over him LOL. And here you also can finally breath a sigh of relief for those kindhearted second main lead, for they are finally able to gain their happiness, though the happiness doesnt come from the "tragic shou" LOL <<less
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whitespade
whitespade rated it
August 15, 2019
Status: c19
A very short story parodying all the quick transmigration stories out there. Its a parody so dont expect sensicle ending, but its a funny ride nonetheless.
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FanGirlNoha
FanGirlNoha rated it
May 15, 2020
Status: Completed
OH MY GOD!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂😂 This was absolutely hilarious! I enjoyed every moment of this novel. The way this novel satirizes the BL genre is just too awesome. There's more focus on parody than fluff. But the smexy stuff is legit. As a matter of fact, this novel has some the best smexy scenes/ descriptions I've read in BL. Especially, since it doesn't relegate the shou as being "weak", "feminine" or "trembling". In fact the shou ... more>>
Spoiler

is the 2nd ML/gong of the original scripts 😂 and the gong/MC is the main ML. Their interactions are awesome. I would've loved seeing more fluff but the MC seemed a but cold at times.

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There's just one thing that I have a complaint about.
Spoiler

The ending itself seems to be a parody inside a parody but it could've been handled better. I mean, the author was completely logical throughout the novel but threw that logic out of the window at the end.

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Tl;dr: I truly enjoyed reading this. Hands down one of the best BLs I've read. Please read and tell others to read as well. <<less
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1LorenWhite
1LorenWhite rated it
April 5, 2020
Status: c19
Nice therapy and guideline about loving yourself and understanding what you want and not others want you to be/do/think/feel.

Absolutely must read for all sissy spoiled princesses, drama queens and other people who think the world owes them.
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ResidentialPsycho
ResidentialPsycho rated it
March 4, 2020
Status: Completed
My face hurts from smiling and laughing. This parody is well-worth the read!

The MC and ML criticize the poor writing of the dog-blood dramas they get pulled into thanks to the writer. They constantly lampoon and try to figure out how to get out of these illogical situations. Neither of them have any good feelings for the protagonist shou they're supposed to fight each other for and work their hardest to avoid or work around the romance scenes. This is great for anyone who's suffered through terrible writing and has... more>> encountered r*pe romance series (r*pe is not romance, and that is strongly pointed out in this series). If you hate the "overbearing CEO" and emperor archetypes, here is your chance to laugh out loud at them!

As for the ending...
Spoiler

I'm fine with it. It's conclusive and makes sense. As characters pulled into a script and who managed to take control of it and live freely, they get to do as they will. They don't need any perverted readers like us spying on them anymore. Since they get to live and die freely, this doesn't have to be written down for us.

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It reminds me of Quick Transmigration Cannon Fodder’s Record of Counterattacks, but much shorter. Strongly recommended! <<less
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Smtha
Smtha rated it
February 22, 2020
Status: Completed
It kinda silly and funny story. And don’t expect logic. That’s what make it silly and funny.
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dday0425
dday0425 rated it
January 4, 2020
Status: c19
Well.. It's funny. The whole story is amusing, and it's well-written.

I enjoyed reading all the chapters, yet after some times, I can't remember anything in this novel except that it's funny. So, it is 4 stars for me.
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ShayMaza
ShayMaza rated it
December 1, 2019
Status: c19
This was great. Completely worth the read. It’s a short parody of BL stories that had me laughing throughout the story. I loved the interactions between the MC and the ML if you’re looking for a light and fun read you should totally try this.
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mariaflora1208
mariaflora1208 rated it
November 11, 2019
Status: Completed
The first time I've read a bl parody. This is so entertaining. Just, don't expect much, and don't take it seriously since this is satirical so the "plot" is "messed up". Lol.
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