This is a newspaper article written by an author who was too scared of c*ckroaches at three o’clock in the morning and dared not to sleep.... more>>

Cockroach Gong X Muscle Man Shou <<less

The two private high schools have merged. The big bosses/fish of both schools find one another displeasing to the eye, and engage in both open and hidden conflict.... more>>

Sui Houyu looked at his counterpart and curled his lips disdainfully: He puts on such airs but can’t behave like a person.

Hou Mo stared back and sneered: Quite the Helen of Troy isn’t he – pretty enough to start wars over, and has quite the temper. Forget about being the most handsome guy in the school, you can be the school belle.

Sui Houyu had a manic mood disorder and severe insomnia but found that as long as he was close to Hou Mo, he could fall asleep. From then on, Hou Mo had an additional little grumpy monster by his side.

After winning a doubles tennis match, the partners who then would arrange to duel/fight against one another on the rooftop, could only be Sui Houyu and Hou Mo. After their teammates found out about the matter, they were filled with anxiety.

After some time, Sui Houyu returned with his lips were slightly swollen, and the corners of his mouth bruised, causing everyone to be furious with Hou Mo on his behalf.

When Hou Mo returned to the class, he had tooth marks on his throat and had lost two buttons on the top of his shirt. He quickly explained to Sui Houyu: “I really didn’t smile at any girls while we were playing. That’s just how my face looks.”

Everyone can disperse now…

Interviewer: Please use four words to describe what you think about him?

Hou Mo: I like him so much that I can’t stop touching him/ put him down.
Sui Houyu: F* it.

Reporter: What sort of hobbies do you have?
Hou Mo: Groping fish.¹

Sui Hou Yu: Beating up monkeys.²

Notes :
[1] Refers to lazing on the job, but the ‘yu’ for fish is a homonym for Sui Hou Yu’s ‘yu’
[2] Monkey Hou is a pun on Hou Mo’s name <<less

It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it.... more>>

​In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out in his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in annoying the hell out of everyone in the family:

His CEO former eldest brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.”

His celebrity former second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!”

His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.”

​​After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending.

After he was reborn, when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”

Not long after returning home, his poor “biological” parents said: We’re sorry, you don’t seem to be our own child.

Jian Xingsui: ??

Later, the top wealthy family, the Shen family, finally found their young master who had been separated from them for many years. The whole family rejoiced and could not wait to make up for everything to this child:

His CEO biological eldest brother: “Is this 50 million pocket money enough for you?”

His celebrity biological second brother: “You can casually choose any one of these scripts.”

His biological parents: “Suisui is really our pride!”

When the people of the Jian family finally remembered the poor kid who had been kicked out and wanted to give him some compensation, they found out that the new, praised by everyone, rising celebrity in the entertainment industry seemed to be their s*upid and annoying child… <<less

In every world, there is always a vicious cannon fodder. ... more>>

They are arrogant, spoiled, gloomy, sickly, and they are stepping stones for the protagonists, catalysts for their feelings, and they end up miserably, making the protagonists’ lives perfect.

And Shi Jingge became such a vicious cannon fodder.

In the entertainment world, he is a spoiled and lustful young master who flirts with everyone;

In the cultivation world, he is a ruthless and greedy senior brother who kills and robs others;

In the western fantasy world, he is a hypocritical and cruel holy son who abuses spirit beasts;

But after Shi Jingge crossed over, people were surprised to find that he was not what they imagined—

The young master was actually pure and cute, and he protected one talented idol after another!

The taciturn senior brother secretly returned one magic weapon after another, each one a treasure!

The holy son guarded the whole continent alone in the dark, wounded every day but silent, he should be the faith of the whole continent!

Shi Jingge: You may not believe me if I tell you.

Shi Jingge: At the very beginning, I just didn’t want to die so miserably.

But in this world, who would dare to hurt him?

He is light, he is faith, he is the only one. <<less

Jiang Yan chased Lu Jin for three months, Lu Jin had no reaction.
Until that afternoon, at the police ceremony graduation ceremony. Lu Jin suddenly... more>> threw the next row of leaders and ran in front of Jiang Yan. He sorted out his police uniform, stood straight and saluted her. Full of enthusiasm he yelled: “The police station, in the fourth grade, Lu Jin, 24 years old, single! Loves to exercise! Good health! Loyal to the country, loyal to the people…” He paused, blushing, then continued to yell: “also loyal to his girlfriend!” <<less

It required patience and endurance to get what I wanted.

In the magnificent and splendid God and Demon Continent, an ordinary young man named Li Fei's fate begins to turn. In a fortuitous event, he accidentally triggers the secret of an ancient legacy and gains mysterious immortal cultivation powers. From then on, Li Fei embarks on a thrilling journey of cultivation.... more>>

He will encounter various challenges and trials, forge sincere friendships, and also face ruthless enemies. In perilous situations, he must continuously break through himself, cultivate more profound spells and martial arts, step by step unveiling the mysterious veil of the ancient legacy.

However, as his powers grow, Li Fei gradually discovers the unknown conspiracies and bloody truths hidden behind the world of immortals. In order to protect the ones he loves, he must bravely confront the invasion of dark forces and ultimately comprehend that true strength comes from inner resilience and belief.

"天魔诀" ("Heavenly Demon Technique") is an epic cultivation fantasy work filled with adventure and growth, narrating the legendary story of Li Fei's transformation from an ordinary youth to a great cultivator. In this magnificent yet dangerous world, he will write his own legendary saga. <<less

The world’s first online VR survival game has finally been released. In order to promote the game, the company is holding the first “Infinite Survival Competition”. ... more>>

As a passionate survival enthusiast, Su Han is eager to sign up…

How does one survive in a hyper-inflated economy?
What about during a natural disaster? Or while being trapped at sea?

...

Facing many different difficulties, Su Han handles them with ease. And along the way, she finds a like-minded partner and survives with him until the end. <<less

Xie Lanyin has a beautiful face with white skin so relying on her face to live is no problem. Furthermore, the prince that she marries is a phonophile (someone who loves voices/sounds). . ... more>>

A handsome man saving a beauty, he lets her sing songs to repay him.

Getting angry and yelling at him, he’s intoxicated.

At night when he wants to sleep, her words are hypnotising.

When he doesn’t want to sleep, her words become the best ……

Qin Wang: You think too much, the thing I like best is you as a person.

This is a story of a prince spoiling his wife, until even when he becomes a king, he’s willing to bend back so far that he could even break his waist – it’s that kind of story. <<less

Xu Mingyi is good everywhere, bright and dazzling, just like the scorching sun in the sky.... more>>

The only bad thing is that there is a white moonlight in his heart, and he doesn’t like Jiang Ning at all.

This point, Jiang Ning didn’t understand – until he abandoned his fiancée, Jiang Ning, in the car accident and chose to rush to protect his Bai Yueguang.

——

Yan Yixie is always isolated from the world, cold and eccentric, and only to Jiang Ning will the ice and snow melt.

He has protected her through an unknown number of dark and narrow paths.

He has created a business empire, transferred all his assets to her name, and was determined enough to commit mu*der for her after her death.

But he still could only watch her avoid him like a beast in silence.

——

Once she opened her eyes, she had returned to her childhood.

Jiang Ning freely turned over a new leaf and offered a glass of wine to the past – just take those years she liked Xu Mingyi as being fed to the dogs.

In addition to using her rebirth to save her sick relatives and study hard,heading towards a career in the world,she firmly walked step by step towards Yan Yixie, who saved her life in the car accident. <<less

Blind date turned out to be a high school classmate.... more>>

What a coincidence, you’re also gay?

A marriage certificate made them husbands, showing respect in public while sleeping in separate rooms at home.

Jiang Muping was the class monitor during their high school years, excelling in both character and learning, a pride of heaven.

After being apart for several years, he was still as outstanding and dazzling as before. Cheng Yan had never imagined the scene of their reunion, let alone that he would enter Jiang Muping’s life.

Former classmates from years ago, now partners in life, sharing the same bed was indeed a difficult problem.

“I can’t adapt…”
“Then should we get a divorce?”
“…No, let’s not.”
“Then how about dating your husband first?”
“Okay.”

Professor as the aggressor and a tattoo artist as the receiver *Set in a society where same-s*x marriage is accepted <<less

Freshman year military training, under the scorching sun:... more>>

New school grass Ran Ningmu, his shoulders are wide and his legs – long, his temperament is that of dark spring. He is busy capturing the smiles of countless xuejie.

Former school grass An Youxi, his face is refreshing and his eyebrows – clear, his temperament is that of clear water. He is busy capturing the events of the military training.

Then, when the two looked at each other:
Ran Ningmu: Cute, I want to do him.
An Youxi: Cute, I want to be done by him.

Then, after the two got together at rocket speed:
Ran Ningmu thought An Youxi liked the little milk dog type, so even if he is obviously a big bad wolf he must still disguise himself as a grass-grazing sheep.
An Youxi thought Ran Ningmu liked the pure type, so even if he really wants to lick the wolf dog’s fur he must still not say anything.

But in reality:
Ran Ningmu: Drinking √, Fighting √, Dyed Hair √, Tattoos √, Inappropriate Clothing √, Underground Motor Racing King √
An Youxi: 30 GB of “research” √ Innumerable amount of smut books √ Full set of shameless man x man animations √ Professional coquettish shou vixen famous among the online voice acting community √

Until one day, when An Youxi was performing a live dubbing, Ran Ningmu suddenly entered through the door. In his surprise, An Youxi accidentally unplugged his headphones causing the room to be instantly filled with the sexy low hoarse voice of the gong VA on the opposite side.

An Youxi and Ran Ningmu: “…..”
Ran Ningmu took a deep breath and easily shut the door with a slam along the way.

Two hours later:
Ran Ningmu: So you’re actually a seductive shou.
An Youxi: So you’re actually a wolfdog.

In fact, doing it only once per week was troubling for Ran Ningmu as well. After speaking to the other party, don’t even ask about Ran Ningmu’s mood, he is filled with regret.

Ran Ningmu: Had I known from the beginning that gege likes the wild type, I wouldn’t have had to pretend for so long. <<less

Shi Nan was surprised when he saw the big boss of the new company. Isn’t this his husband whom he married just a few days ago? But the big boss looked at him with an unfamiliar look: “Who are you? You want to rely on unspoken rules to get ahead, do you even know how much value you have? .”... more>>

Shi Nan:? ? ? ? ?
We hugged each other last night, so we don’t know each other today?

Shi Nan found out that Song Linsheng had a problem. He had no memories of the night at day, and no memories of the day at night.

Song Linsheng in the daytime: Stay away from me.
Song Linsheng at night: Come and give me a hug.

One day, Song Linsheng found his marriage certificate in a secret corner of his home, and the marriage partner on it turned out to be the eighteenth line actor who harassed him every day in the company.

Married? Don’t lie to him, he has amnesia.
Song Linsheng asked Shi Nan about his marriage certificate.

Shi Nan glanced at him and said indifferently: “Oh, it’s me, why, do you want a divorce?”
Song Linsheng hesitated, and asked Shi Nan, “Are you willing to have two husbands at the same time?”
Shi Nan: “…” You! I’m afraid you have a misunderstanding of yourself.
Song Linsheng during the day: What did you both do at night?
Song Linsheng at night: What did you two do during the day?
Shi Nan replied in unison: Do those things that made you wear a green hat.

Shi Nan was annoyed by the question, so he pulled Song Linsheng during daytime and Song Linsheng at night into a group and asked him to ask himself. <<less

[The 17-year-old genius hacker died in his house naked, the truth turned out to be…]... more>>

Xiao Luo became famous when he was young and his life went smoothly. Until after taking a bath, he slipped, fell to his death and got attached to a little orange cat that just turned full moon.
He was then brought back by Ling Su, a talented person in the financial department of W University, and started the leisurely days of eating, sleeping and training the shoveling officer..(?)

However-

Master said: Xiao Luo, your “death” is the malicious revenge of the monster. Follow your sh*t shovel officer and protect him. He is your most important person.

Since then, Xiao Luo’s three views have been constantly refreshed, and he has begun a sweet journey of relying on the system to collect points and transform into monsters to protect his beloved man!

A: Ling Su, the Department of Art has spent the evening with you to watch a movie…

Ling Su: Xiaopang is waiting for me in the dormitory.

Some B: Ling Su, we're all going to dinner together…

Ling Su: Xiaopang is waiting for me in the dormitory.

Certain C: Ling Su, don’t forget to take me to the master tonight!

Ling Su: I have to ask Xiaopang.

Xiao Luo: Don’t call me Xiaopang! Ling Su, your uncle, you don’t want to sleep in bed tonight!

Ling Su: Xiaopang, why are you wetting the bed again? <<less

As the number one model worker in the Three Thousand Worlds, Du Chengli’s greatest achievement is dividing himself into eight pieces, and then successfully curing eight insane bugs from different planes villain.... more>>

After he was successful and retired, he only had one question: who made his belly bigger?

Du Chengli: I want to cut it open and take it out.

System: Yes, but you will lose your cultivation.

Du Chengli: Then give birth.

System: Without the nourishment of another father, you can’t give birth.

Du Chengli: So I should choose one from eight, can I guess who is the father?

System: How about drawing lots?

[One-sentence introduction: 8 ex-husbands accompany me to have a baby]

[Workaholic cultivation maniac. The character is very good and splitting 8 x various insane villains in every world]

[If there is any disagreement, Shura field]

In the end, mc will merge and Gong is also the same person.

The story of how a slice of me saved a slice of you ^_^ <<less

Xie Yunnan accidentally learned that he was a cannon fodder in someone else's love, and would lose his life because of it.... more>>

What the hell is this? He doesn't want to die!

Also, he is clearly a top. His dream since childhood was to marry a beautiful and fair-skinned wife!

After inadvertently saving a pitiful and frail beauty, Xie Yunnan bit down, and got the certificate with someone.

He married, and the scumbag left.

After marriage, Xie Yunnan fed his little wife every day and vowed to be a considerate and good husband.

After feeding and feeding, he gradually felt that something was wrong.

Good little wife, why are you getting stronger?!

------

Duan Changqing, a body-refining madman, transmigrated into a pitiful little fellow with injuries all over his body, and found a Taoist companion who was in-line with his heart.

He is very satisfied.

He will definitely grow back his muscles as soon as possible, and beat down all those who dare to bully his Taoist companion!

Duan Changqing worked hard to cultivate. After becoming strong, he suddenly found that he was also the most respected high priest in this world.

Duan Changqing, who had just become the leader of the rebel army and is discussing with people how to kill all the priests including the high priest: "..."

How to hide his vest? Urgently waiting online! <<less

Five years ago, Tan Mo idolized Luo Qingyun. Alas, the renowned Luo Qingyun gave him a B on his internship task and even the rest of the famous team don’t remember his face.... more>>

Five years later, Tan Mo never thought he would become Luo Qingyun’s “worldly fantasy” (ahem). Unfortunately, Tan Mo’s idolization of Luo Qingyun was already shattered and his heart was as hard as iron.

“Hehe, payback is on its way, just wait.”

The captain of Team 1, Luo Qingyun, is said to always be wearing a pair of black gloves. Some say he was bitten by supernatural creatures and the gloves hide hideous scars. Others speculate he was burned and never takes them off to avoid infection.

During a mission, Team 2’s vice captain Tan Mo fired a beautiful, soul-stirring shot that captured Luo Qingyun’s attraction.

Relationship: cracked sharpshooter shou X refined but sometimes crazy gong
Warning: Gong is dominant in early stages due to non-human tendencies. <<less

In many worlds, the system data was sent into chaos due to some kind of obsession skyrocketing, turning decent protagonists into mu*derous villains.... more>>

The system appointed You Xu to cross into the world, warm the paranoid villains, and gain their trust to eliminate the root causes.

The system fully believed in its ability to choose people until it discovered–.

In particular, You Xu provoked the villains to be even more paranoid, and the whole world was chaotic as if it was swept away by a virus.

The system crashed: “Ah, didn’t I tell you to eliminate them?”

You Xu: “Harvesting means the same thing.”

System: “.”

Eliminating = Harvesting (?) <<less

Ning Tai Hospital is an old hospital, and it ranks among the top in the local area. ... more>>

But ever since the hospital's performance was dismal and it was acquired by Dean Zhou, it has been haunted.

The non-existent operating room on the fifth floor.
The bloodstains in the men's toilet on the second floor.
The Ghost Bride at the end of the fifth floor.
The non-existent patient.

But anyone who encountered these things either disappeared or resigned.

Until that door is opened again, who will be the new sacrifice? <<less

In the eyes of outsiders, Yan Ruxu's conditions are extremely good: good looks, high education, a high salary, and a high position, but there is... more>> a fatal flaw: she is divorced, with a three-year-old child. Yan Ruxu didn't care what others thought of her, she just wanted to raise her son well and live her own life. <<less

Xia Zhinian transmigrated into a book. ... more>>

The original owner was a disgusting cannon fodder villain who was determined to compete with the protagonist shou Yan Ci for the protagonist gong, but ended up in a car accident and died.

Other people who transmigrated into books wanted to change their fate, but he, Young Master Xia, was different. He only wanted to follow the plot and go back.

Xia Zhinian tried to mention the protagonist gong to anger Yan Ci, hoping to get beaten up according to the original text, but Yan Ci only grabbed his wrist and tied a gold chain with a long tail on it. His eyes were cold and indifferent.

"You're always talking about that Chu guy. Do you like him that much?"

He changed the subject and asked him, "What color of bracelet do you like, Nian Nian? Gold, silver, or black?"

Xia Zhinian: "???"

...Are you okay?

Later he found out that Yan Ci had a severe cleanliness obsession, but also a serious skin hunger syndrome. He would suffer from unbearable pain every time he had an attack, but he never went to find the protagonist gong for help.

Instead, he hugged him and rubbed and squeezed him.

He also shifted his attention that should have been on the protagonist gong to him?!

This shouldn't be happening. The plot wasn't supposed to go like this!

Xia Zhinian was worried. He wanted to go back to his original world. He endured until the end, but he couldn't wait for the final meal.

So he planned a car accident for himself.

He closed his eyes happily and opened them again, only to see a cold and gloomy face.

In a room with closed doors and windows, Xia Zhinian lay on the bed trying to struggle, but found that his body was sore and numb. Footsteps sounded, someone stepped closer and closer to the bed, casting a large shadow.

Yan Ci looked down at him from above, stroking the young man's white wrist with a black bracelet on it. His tone was gentle but terrifying.

"Nian Nian deliberately had a car accident. Did you want to escape from me?"

Xia Zhinian: "?!?!!"

Xia Zhinian tried to show a cute smile, "Brother I was wrong, let's talk it over, please let go of me mmm--!!"

His mouth was blocked, his hair stood on end, his fingers slid over his neck, and his voice was cold and gentle in his ear.

"Be good, I don't accept verbal apologies."

Seemingly obedient shou x seemingly gentle possessive obsessive gong. <<less

Chang Qing transmigrated into a novel of having children with a rich family, and became a vicious widowed man who has been hindering the gong’s HE.... more>>

This widowed husband attracted bees and butterflies excessively. From brother-in-law to eldest cousin, he hooked up all over the place. He was finally driven out of the house with a broken leg by his brother-in-law, and was reduced to homelessness and death in the street.

The point at which Chang Qing transmigrated into happened to be the first time that the original owner, who had not yet become a widow, climbed into the bed of the gong.

Facing Lu Zheng, whose face had sank and was about to come and beat him up any minute, Chang Qing gathered up his scattered shirt and solemnly said, "… I just went to the wrong room and slept in the wrong bed. Can you believe it?"

Lu Zheng: ... hehe.

In order to avoid being kicked out of the house as a beggar by Lu Zheng, Chang Qing decided to be a virtuous husband.

However, this chaste husband is not easy to do. In the book, the original owner took the initiative to hook up with all kinds of bosses and all of them in turn hooked up with him to seduce him to remarry.

Regarding these big boss's courtship, Chang Qing refused. And the memorial archway above his head sparkled: I love my husband very much.

In the end, even the real gong, that is, his brother-in-law Lu Zheng, couldn't help but forcibly demolish his fierce husband memorial arch, and hold him down. He gritted his teeth and threatened, “You're not allowed to remarry. If you dare to remarry, I'll break your legs.”.

Lu Zheng always felt that his eldest sister-in-law was coquettish, always looking at people with a hook in his eyes, and was always provocative, even daring to climb into his bed one day.

Lu Zheng was thinking about how to teach him a lesson. As a result, this man stopped being coquettish. His buttons were always fastened to the top of his shirt, and he was fully clothed. You couldn’t see any skin at all. He looked so stoic and serious. This made Lu Zheng unhappy.

He wanted to rip off his clothes and watch him continue to be coquettish. <<less

In a world where strength is power and one’s worth is decided by birth, Chang An goes against the odds by learning the way of the saber.... more>>

He was born as a frail and sickly sub-beast, falling ill when exposed to even a little gust of wind, yet from a young age, he has always yearned to be strong like the beastman warriors. Everyone tells him that it’s impossible, and he himself nearly resigned to it as well. However, upon experiencing the death of a loved one, he learns that only by being strong can one be a master of their fate.

On the other hand, Hua Yi, the son of a Chief, is a beastman with silver marks. He is gifted with immense power and could rule over others if he so pleases. However, he finds himself to be different from the other beastmen. He has no desire to conquer, and inside he is softhearted. He would’ve liked to keep living a simple and carefree life, but after a betrayal from a family member, he is forced to grow up.

These two once innocent children are brought together by fate. Together, they navigate a cruel beastman world, and along the way, they learn more about life and themselves. <<less

Su Li was drunk and fell in love with a bartender.... more>>

Later on, she became his colleague, blocking him at the bar counter every day.

—The story of a rich girl pretending to be poor chasing a strict bartender—

Chen Jiu X Su Li

~A sweet little story like a cool soda on a hot summer day~ <<less

Liu Xu’er had once hoped that if she were to be reborn, she would be born to old money, and have a rich, handsome and tall husband. That way, she could have a carefree life of luxury!... more>>

Then she actually was reborn…. to a family that had been poor for generations, and lost her rich, handsome and tall husband.

Wait, why does this little husband sound so familiar?

Surely it can’t be…. Liu Xu’er helplessly thought – Heaven, must he too be sent here? Would it have been so difficult to have given me a different husband… <<less