I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

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Freshman year military training, under the scorching sun:

New school grass Ran Ningmu, his shoulders are wide and his legs – long, his temperament is that of dark spring. He is busy capturing the smiles of countless xuejie.

Former school grass An Youxi, his face is refreshing and his eyebrows – clear, his temperament is that of clear water. He is busy capturing the events of the military training.

Then, when the two looked at each other:
Ran Ningmu: Cute, I want to do him.
An Youxi: Cute, I want to be done by him.

Then, after the two got together at rocket speed:
Ran Ningmu thought An Youxi liked the little milk dog type, so even if he is obviously a big bad wolf he must still disguise himself as a grass-grazing sheep.
An Youxi thought Ran Ningmu liked the pure type, so even if he really wants to lick the wolf dog’s fur he must still not say anything.

But in reality:
Ran Ningmu: Drinking √, Fighting √, Dyed Hair √, Tattoos √, Inappropriate Clothing √, Underground Motor Racing King √
An Youxi: 30 GB of “research” √ Innumerable amount of smut books √ Full set of shameless man x man animations √ Professional coquettish shou vixen famous among the online voice acting community √

Until one day, when An Youxi was performing a live dubbing, Ran Ningmu suddenly entered through the door. In his surprise, An Youxi accidentally unplugged his headphones causing the room to be instantly filled with the sexy low hoarse voice of the gong VA on the opposite side.

An Youxi and Ran Ningmu: “…..”
Ran Ningmu took a deep breath and easily shut the door with a slam along the way.

Two hours later:
Ran Ningmu: So you’re actually a seductive shou.
An Youxi: So you’re actually a wolfdog.

In fact, doing it only once per week was troubling for Ran Ningmu as well. After speaking to the other party, don’t even ask about Ran Ningmu’s mood, he is filled with regret.

Ran Ningmu: Had I known from the beginning that gege likes the wild type, I wouldn’t have had to pretend for so long.

Associated Names
One entry per line
我装乖,你装纯
Related Series
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Recommendations
I Ship My Adversary X Me (1)
Recommendation Lists
  1. Really Short BL Novels
  2. To read Bl pt.4
  3. [BL] You go little shou! Be bold!
  4. Waiting eagerly for you to be fully translated to ...
  5. Interesting

Latest Release

Date Group Release
07/24/23 KnoxT c11
06/27/23 KnoxT c10
03/02/23 KnoxT c9
02/17/23 KnoxT c8
02/03/23 KnoxT c7
01/25/23 KnoxT c6
01/21/23 KnoxT c5
01/19/23 KnoxT c4
01/18/23 KnoxT c3
01/15/23 KnoxT c2
01/08/23 KnoxT c1
09/18/22 Mora Translates c5
08/04/22 Mora Translates c4
07/16/22 Mora Translates c3
06/15/22 Mora Translates c2
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YoriMei
YoriMei rated it
May 25, 2022
Status: Completed
This entire story is basically two hot guys who fall in love at first sight and are desperate to date the other even if they aren't the other's (perceived) type. Cue the clown act with circus music as you watch both RNM and AYX embarrass themselves in the name of love. It's nice that they're both equally head over heels for each other, and want each other badly. RNM is just as the summary says; a rebel bad boy desperately trying to pretend to be a sunny, boy-next-door type but... more>> AYX on the other hand might be better described as flirty? Or thirsty? He's not really out seducing everyone/anyone (well besides RNM), he's a bit air-headed and just likes r-18/smut stuff and moonlights as a BL smut voice actor. Regardless he tries to be some sort of gentle, pure white lotus type while burying all the h**ny thoughts he has.

Most of the comedy/plot comes from the misunderstandings and their desperate attempt to play it cool. The entire story takes place in a month so it makes sense why they don't just talk it out or why they don't know each other very well, they've just started dating and are in honeymoon phase. However, some of the cringe comedy might set off your second hand embarrassment so keep that in mind. Overall most of the plot is kinda just background for comedy so it doesn't get very complicated or deep, but it was definitely a fun read. <<less
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Rubyspecs
Rubyspecs rated it
June 4, 2022
Status: Completed
The very synopsis got me hooked that I went to mtl the entire novel at one go!!!

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Hilarious, amusing, sweet, adorable cute couple..... aaahhhh! So interesting as both of them fell for eachother at first sight. And lol how they tried their best to appear as per their lover's ideal mate.

And it was so touching as how ML broke into tears when he got all frightened by seeing MC at the concert in bar. Adorable golden retriever! Though he was a fierce wolf dog through and through. And vice versa as well when ML finally got to see his seductive lustful little shou.

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Akiraluna
Akiraluna rated it
July 16, 2022
Status: Completed
HAHAHAHAHA Just let me tell you guys, for me, this is too cute and funny novel! First, two guys fell in love for first sight and by just one single eavesdropping misunderstanding, they pretend each other to their own ideal. So yeah, then as the story goes on, as they like more each other, they also reveal their true nature. The gong is really milky puppy for his shou hais..

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REMINDER: DOG FOOD ALERT! DOG FOOD ALERT ALL CHAPTERS!

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Its also funny when gong cries and knelt to shou because his true nature was discovered then the shou, ofc, loves him, ofc forgave him, more like he more liked the true nature of his gong and regret for not knowing earlier hehe

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