As a game designer, Xia Ruize loves to play games, but he doesn't like to play games with lottery, because he is too lucky and has less fun.... more>>

Until one day,

Xia Ruize fell into a real infinite survival game, relying on excellent luck to survive in a desperate situation. He finally realized that being lucky was cool for a while, and being lucky has always been cool! <<less

Recently, Ming Ci discovered a mole growing on his collarbone.... more>>

Crimson, round, like a drop of blood splattered on the snow-white skin.

At first, he didn't pay much attention, just couldn't help but take an extra glance when looking in the mirror. But after a while, that red mole started to grow, like a puddle of blood flowing downward, spreading... almost occupying the entire chest.

Ming Ci felt he should get it checked out. On the night before going to the hospital, as he passed the mirror on his way, he subconsciously took a look.

—The crimson mark had disappeared.

Ming Ci walked up to the mirror, carefully observing his collarbone and chest, the skin was snow-white and clean. He breathed a sigh of relief, about to turn off the light, but caught sight of a blurry figure behind him.

Ming Ci “..."

It drew nearer slowly, its soft limbs elongating, like intertwining red ropes enclosing Ming Ci's body.

"You can't... abandon me... we... must be together forever."

The moist, warm breath wrapped around his trembling skin, murmuring softly.

The red mole on his collarbone eventually grew into a crimson, eerie monster, entangling him day and night. <<less

"For some people, that person, he's neither a temptation nor a flutter of the heart; he's simply fate. No matter how much you try to evade, even if given ten thousand chances, one would still choose to dance on the edge of the knife and forsake the love on the shore."... more>>

For Shen Li, that person is Lu Changting.

Author's Guide:
Both perspectives of main and supporting roles are included, no breaking, no antagonism, a story about unrequited love, perhaps cliché, but unlikely to be overly tragic, with a Happy Ending.
If there are any similarities to other works, it's probably akin to Andersen's fairy tales.
Open to any feedback on writing style and plot, but not interested in nitpicking. If you dislike character portrayals, please exit at the top right corner.
Life's short, don't make yourself unhappy. <<less

Zhou Zhou is a dating game NPC, delivering warmth and blessings to players, able to kiss, hug, and lift them up, affectionately called “Little Sweet Porridge” by his mom fans.... more>>

Only one day, he crossed over into an interstellar holographic horror game.

Zhou Zhou: ?

Facing various horror scenes, NPC Zhou Zhou continued to diligently carry out his duties, delivering warmth and blessings, but the recipients seemed to be a bit off.

A resentful woman with disheveled long hair and a ghostly pale face with a bizarre smile appeared behind the player.

Zhou Zhou: “Your hair is messy, let me braid it for you.” He quickly braided two pigtails.

Resentful woman: ?

Zhou Zhou: “Your makeup is too white, not pretty. Let me reapply it for you!”

Seeing her beautiful self in the mirror, the resentful woman: …

A child ghost appeared punctually under the player’s bed at midnight, scaring a group of grown men so much that they huddled together trembling under the covers. But this time, he encountered Zhou Zhou.

Zhou Zhou: “Kids shouldn’t sleep under the bed. Wash your face and brush your teeth first, I’ll tell you a bedtime story, one I just learned.”

In the middle of the night, the child ghost ended up being frightened to tears by Zhou Zhou’s ghost story.

In the haunted castle, players were chased by monster limbs, with screams echoing throughout the room.

Only Zhou Zhou said seriously to the monster: “You dropped your hand, I picked it up for you. Your head shouldn’t be in the toilet, it won’t flush down.”

Players in the game all knew there was a top-level master, not only handsome but also able to get along harmoniously with the ghosts and monsters in the game, even succeeding in scaring these frightening ghosts to tears?

“Game Announcement: Caesar the Great and Zhou Zhou have become partners, let’s congratulate the newlyweds.”

Player: …Isn’t this supposed to be a horror game? Why can we get married?

The emperor of the interstellar empire stated: The game belongs to him, as do the characters. <<less

The pride of Kunyun City, Wu Shaoqian, had been crippled! Not only had he fallen from the clouds to the mud overnight, but his soul had also been dispersing, on the verge of death.... more>>

Feeling embarrassed by his disability and wanting to save face, the Wu family had forced the Zhong family to marry off their daughter, bringing with her a life-saving treasure—the Guhun (Soul-Stabilizing) Fruit.

The Zhong family deliberated overnight. All three of their eligible daughters were unwilling, and if it was not done willingly, the Guhun Fruit would be useless. If Wu Shaoqian died, the Zhong family would surely be implicated.

Zhong Cai, the legitimate son of the Zhong family, had stepped forward: “I will go.”

As all legitimate descendants had the Guhun Fruit, everyone was overjoyed for a while.

—

Eighteen years after he transmigrated, Zhong Cai’s iron buddy, who had been secretly supporting him, was suddenly about to die. He glanced at his domineering cousins, afraid that if they married him and had a moment of resentment, his buddy would be gone.

So, he came up with a good idea.

Anyway, the Wu family was only marrying for the fruit, so it didn’t matter who married him. He would do it himself!

Wu Shaoqian had become useless, instantly abandoned by his family and relatives, unable even to decide on his marriage. He had no intention of implicating others and had decided that once the storm had passed in a few years, he would release the Zhong family girl. However—

On the night of their wedding, as they entered the bridal chamber, his best friend couldn’t wait to lift the veil, his face beaming as he pushed Wu Shaoqian down.

Zhong Cai: “Old Wu! Hurry, I’m here to save you~~”

Wu Shaoqian: “…” This is too much!

[Author’s notes]
From start to finish, it’s a one-on-one relationship, marriage before love, no tragedies. They both will give each other their best, even if they haven’t fallen in love yet. After falling in love, they will be very affectionate and romantic toward each other.

Semi-upgrade flow, fantasy background, a world with a harsh atmosphere, survival of the fittest type. Always remember strength is paramount, everything else is illusory. Don’t apply common ancient backgrounds here.

Transmigrated novel, with the original protagonist being Wu Dongxiao. The original book belongs to the male-oriented harem genre, and it may depict some related plotlines, so please don’t extrapolate to reality. <<less

After being killed accidentally nine years after he graduated from college, Lu Chengyu was reborn to the year he graduated.... more>>

In order to avoid the unfortunate fate of his last life, Lu Chengyu started to avoid his classmate who had feelings for him, began to select stocks, and work carefully; everything was in progress.

He just didn’t think that an encounter would bring Yan Mu into his life. Lu Chengyu was no longer lonely. <<less

Qin Yuanxi found himself transmigrated into the puppet little emperor in the book, and the Prince Regent was an ambitious and far from peaceful ruler. People like him probably wouldn’t survive even three chapters in the book. Qin Yuanxi, being a resourceful person, planned to escape on the night of the transmigration.... more>>

Instead of slipping away unnoticed, Qin Yuanxi unexpectedly gained a general, a character not mentioned in the book. This general was not only handsome and skilled but also fiercely loyal to him. He claimed to be capable of eliminating traitors and reviving the court whenever needed. With such a powerful ally, Qin Yuanxi happily returned to the court, took his seat on the dragon chair, and gazed down before fainting.

Who would tell him if there was a bug in this book? Why did his loyal general bear an uncanny resemblance to the wolfish and ambitious regent who coldly observed him in court, as if ready to rebel at any moment? But once Qin Yuanxi went to court and changed his armor, the regent transformed into his loyal general, ready to rid the court of traitors.

Qin Yuanxi: ……Why don’t you two discuss it?

The most troublesome issue for Qin Yuanxi was his gradually expanding stomach… There were too many bugs in this book. But now the real question was whether Xiao Bai, his child, accepts the Prince Regent as his father, who has a promising future, or the General as his father, who is loyal?

General: My child, it must be my child!

Regent: Hmph, evil seed, take it away!

Qin Yuanxi: When will my husband’s mental score recover? This constant role-playing is wearing me out ⊙﹏⊙ |||

T/N: The Lao Gong (老攻) in the title literally translates to old attack/seme but it is homonymous with the endearment for referring to one’s husband (老公), equivalent to the English ‘hubby.’ <<less

When he was young, Fang Linyuan entered the palace. He saw a graceful figure in a single glance, and fell deeply in love. He was in unrequited love with Princess Huining for many years. ... more>>

Afterwards, he followed his father to guard the borders, and captured eighteen Beijiang cities, despite his young age. He returned in victory. All of it was for the sake of asking for Princess Huining’s hand in marriage.

Before, Huining’s mother had been ruined. Huining was thin and reclusive, having suffered neglect and humiliation. Yet she was still cold and unbending, like a pearl fallen in the mire.

Now, she was in the bloom of youth, striding through the palace with a vibrant crown. Her suitors filled the palace to bursting, yet no one could catch her eye.

That day, an imperial edict was declared to the realm, and the princess’s refusal was not allowed.

That night, the light of the red candles swayed, and a razor-sharp dagger met Fang Linyuan’s neck.

“Listen to my orders, or you’ll die without a complete corpse.”

Beneath the veil sounded the cold and unfamiliar voice of a young man.

***

Fang Linyuan received his long-sought wish, but the angel he dreamed of marrying as a boy turned out to be a man.

It turned out that Princess Huining, Zhao Chu, had been in disguise for many years, enduring humiliation and trials, just in order to protect himself in a den of tigers. He was waiting for a chance to take power and steal the throne.

And his marriage was nothing more than another layer of his disguise.

Fang Linyuan had nowhere to express his bitterness. He could only swallow his resentment and tuck away the sincerity he had paid in vain, wanting nothing more than to never see the false princess again.

But the marriage certificate was already written, and not only did he have to see Zhao Chu day after day, but he also had to put on a show of harmony and mutual respect with the false princess.

Fang Linyuan could only suffer patiently, being Zhao Chu’s false husband on one hand while waiting for war to arise on the other. Once it did, he would lead an army out of the capital, never to return.

But before the fires of war arose, there came the day when Princess Huining took power.

The throne was beneath him, and the officials bowed to him. Zhao Chu no longer needed to be Madam Fang.

Fang Linyuan offered him divorce papers, intending to retire from the capital and guard the borders.

Yet he saw Zhao Chu rip the divorce papers into tiny pieces with a cold expression, his eyes forbidding. Zhao Chu asked him why he started this mess only to abandon it at the end.

“But you’re a man,” Fang Linyuan explained.

Beneath the red candles, Zhao Chu’s face was luminous, just as when he had first seen him.

“Men have their good points.” <<less

Pei An was born in peace, died during the apocalypse, succumbing to the endless waves of zombies. However, he didn't entirely pass away; his soul was reborn in the interstellar era, inhabiting the body of someone with the same name and surname.... more>>

Cherishing life, Pei An diligently lives on, occasionally venturing into space to scavenge for junk. After years of scavenging, one day he stumbles upon a person, a robust alpha.

Pei An: "Don't let the picked-up alpha go to waste, bring him back and put him to work."

Xie Yu, an outstanding military officer and a remarkable commander, fell victim to betrayal from his subordinates, nearly meeting his end. A once invincible commander found himself in a dire situation.

Fate favored Xie Yu, saving him from death's grasp as he sought refuge in an escape pod floating through space. However, he was then picked up as junk by an omega.

Xie Yu: "..."

Pei An: "If you're eating and living under my roof, you can't not pay, so..."

Xie Yu quickly responds: "So you want me to offer myself?"

Pei An deadpans as he hands Xie Yu a cutting board and a knife: "So you'll be responsible for cooking for me from now on."

Xie Yu smiles: "Sure, I'll cook for you forever." <<less

In many literary works, there was a nasty villain hiding in the shadows, like a rat in the gutter, who humbly loved the protagonist and would do anything to get him or her.... more>>

They wanted to get the protagonist, bring the protagonist great psychological harm, and even physical harm.

The task that the system had given to the protagonist was to return the favor by punishing these ugly characters in literature and make them regret the harm they did to the protagonist.

Veteran rebel boy Jiu Shu gladly accepted the task, and then got mad at the system.

*

Who follows you in the darkness of the night, hides razor blades in the roses they give you, and plasters your room with your pictures?

--This is their unique love

Jiu Shu showed the paranoid who had never been loved what warm favoritism was.

Hearthrob Big Beauty Sufferer X Humble Paranoid Attacker

The following are punishment targets:

World 1: "Crime Record" Dual Personality Fanatic X Exploding National Idol

He was in love with his female coworker and liked to quietly spy on her from the shadows, but recently, his sister, who shared a body with him, said that she was also in love with someone, the sweetheart of the woman he loved. <<less

Ning Su’s hair is soft, his skin is pale, his expression is slightly sluggish, his body is thin, and he is out of place in the crowd of passers-by.... more>>

He listened to the people around him discussing how to clear the level of this dungeon, and asked: “I survived the level, does it count as clearing the level?”

The people around looked at him like a fool: What a pity.

After entering the dungeon, Ning Su really started to live a life of his own.

If there is a gloomy skull on the castle, Ning Su will pick it up and make it into a night light to sleep beautifully.

The waterfall turned into blood, and he took the stew in a small milk pot, his eyes shining brightly.

Occasionally, he will also make small clothes for ghosts crawling on the ground.

Later, he really survived, the NPCs are sticky to him, the ghost master followed him and called him ‘mother’, and he still had the bloody heart of the flower god in his chest.

“…”

For Ning Su, there is food and drink in the infinite horror world, which is much more wonderful than his previous life.

He lived in the doomsday era and used to be a supernatural being, but his supernatural power is different. He is a special dark supernatural being who can absorb all dark things.

The person in charge of the base asked him to purify the zombies and sent him to the zombie group.

He turned into a little dark zombie.

Humans did not like him, all dark beings loved him. <<less

The stunning beauty, on the surface, appears to be scheming and eager to climb up the social ladder at social gatherings, but in reality, he just wants to retire from the entertainment industry.... more>>

His true intention is to leave after finishing his drink. However, the drink turns out to be drugged, and he ends up getting taken advantage of all night after going to the wrong floor.

CEO Lu unilaterally announces that he will compensate him. Lu Qin says, “Give him a role, give him endors**ents... but don’t get involved personally.” The beauty who has been pursued with resources wonders, “Don’t come near me!”

Helplessly, the overbearing CEO is just unreasonable like that. The beauty reluctantly stars in another film, but midway through, he discovers he’s pregnant.

The beauty is shocked and dumbfounded, and Lu Qin keeps showing up on the set every day. He says, “I’ll invest in another film for you, and we’ll be even.” Pei Rong exclaims, ‘Is this ever going to end?!’ and decides to run away.

Gradually, Lu Qin realizes he’s attracted to him. I have such a wife already??”

Two years later, the beauty voluntarily sends their son, whom even the dog despises, back to Lu Qin. “He picks up grass to eat from the ground in just one second.” “I can’t keep this child.” “Take care of your own damn offspring.”

The irresponsible father and the son, whom even the dog despises, look at each other. Then, through some exceptional parenting skills, the father gains some significance in the heart of the beauty. <<less

I transmigrated into a novel and became a paralyzed, dark and twisted, yet stunningly beautiful like a celestial being. The key point is, I turned out to be a powerful and impotent guide. The system informed me that if I could successfully navigate through the plot, ensuring crucial plot points and the final outcome remained unchanged, I would be rewarded with a healthy and secure body. I, the MC, believed there wouldn’t be any problems.... more>>

Originally, Male Lead 1 and Male Lead 2 were meant to be a couple. However, right at the beginning, ML 1’s brother, who was supposed to tragically die despite rescue attempts, inexplicably survived. His resurrection forced ML 2 to reluctantly marry him, causing the entire novel to collapse from the start.

MC: …

MC: Then let his brother marry me?

Then the MC realized that the character he wore was the one who killed ML 1’s brother back then.

MC: …

The brother was nothing like the gentle and loyal dog described in the book. Instead, he was a fierce and wild sentinel, biting anyone he could catch.

MC: Maybe it’s better to just remain half-paralyzed.

Brother: Don’t you want to give it a try, just for a challenge? <<less

Shi Qingning, who suffered from a serious cong**ital heart disease, entered a dog-blood novel. Although there were scumbags everywhere, he finally has the healthy body that he always dreamed of.... more>>

After kicking the scumbag’s ass, Shi Qingning found out that he was just an unknown minor supporting role, and the dog-blood plot that he encountered was nothing compared to that of the protagonist of the novel.

The genius who was supposed to shine brightly, was ruined by the so-called twisted plot.

Shi Qingning: ? The fist is hard.jpg

Shi Qingning, who most hated to see the destruction of a genius, successfully changed the plot. Watching the protagonist regain the flowers and applause that he should have gotten, Shi Qingning was extremely relieved, but suddenly saw the other party’s gloomy expression.

Shi Qingning asked, “What’s the matter?”

The protagonist lowered his long black eyelashes, and was silent for a moment before he said, “I have had a crush on someone for too long, but I don’t dare to tell.”

Shi Qingning laughed, “How is this a problem, just go and confess. I’ll cheer for you.”

Seeing that the protagonist was not depressed and world-weary due to the heavy injuries caused by the dog-blood plot, but also actively wanted to fall in love, Shi Qingning became more and more gratified.

The cub has grown up.

So that night, he realized exactly how big the cub had grown.

–

In his previous life, Bai Yexi was very cold-hearted causing people to avoid him. He was like a walking corpse, without any hint of sadness or joy.

Until that person appeared, after which Bai Yexi only had one wish.

I want to see him smile again. <<less

The original host was a waste, the only thing worth seeing was that pretty face. Hmm, exactly like Yu Qing himself.... more>>

The original host, relying on a spiritual connection, caused trouble and incurred the disgust of the male lead and those around him. In the end, the male lead severed the connection and abandoned him in the zombie-infested city, leaving him to perish.

Yu Qing knew he couldn't rely on the male lead, but he feared he wouldn't survive the night on his own. Reluctantly, he could only follow in the footsteps of the original host.

Song Xinqi crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow at the uninvited Yu Qing. "What can you do?"

Yu Qing replied, "I can run when I see zombies, eat when I'm hungry, and with our spiritual connection, it's easy for you to find me if I get lost."

Song Xinqi smiled, his tone icy. "I hate useless people."

"But if you leave me behind, I'll die," Yu Qing retorted.

It was well known that Song Xinqi, the strongest esper on the surface, despised useless people. Yet, he kept around a pretty vase that could only eat.

It was also well known that when Song Xinqi found a way to sever the connection, it would be the death of Yu Qing.

Until one day, during a transfer of the base, he realized in the chaos that a certain little waste was left behind in a city about to be overrun by zombies.

In order to find him, Song Xinqi slaughtered every zombie in the entire city. <<less

At the age of fifteen, a warrior named Leon saved the world and then retired.... more>>

While strolling through the forest as usual, he ended up picking up an injured puppy. Strangely, the little one seemed to have healed but had no intention of returning to the forest. Since it turned out this way, might as well live together, right?

Crunch, crunch, crunch.

…It wasn’t a puppy but a vegetarian wolf, but that could happen.

“I love you, Leon. Let’s live together forever!”

…Turns out it was a talking magical wolf, but that’s okay too.

“I want to kiss you every day, Leon.”

“All other males, back off. This one’s my female.”

…Wait a minute, I raised you in my arms, but this isn’t right, is it?

It was only after the small and adorable baby wolf that he raised with care grew into an adult wolf with the eyes of a beast that he came to his senses…

“I’ll save you. You are free now.”

Leon gradually becomes unable to ignore these feelings.

“My own warrior, Leon.” <<less

I was born as a collateral descendant of the Great Namgung Clan and lived my entire life as one of the clan’s warriors.... more>>

My life came to an end the year I turned forty-five, when the Demonic Cult’s rampage sparked the War Between Righteousness and Evil.

But when I opened my eyes, I found myself as the child of an unfamiliar-looking Semu?

“So, you’re begging me to let you use the training grounds again?”

“Yes. Now that I am already five years old, it will be too late if I do not start practicing the sword.”

“Why do you want to learn the sword?”

“I will become a sword master.”

“A sword… ahem. I see… So, our son wishes to become a sword master.”

“Though it might seem like a distant dream at the moment, once my body develops and I am able to control my range, I will be able to use sword aura, at the very least. Please grant me permission.”

“Will you explain to me what… range means, son?”

“It means extending the range of the sword’s attack in relation to one’s opponent as one’s arms and legs grow longer.”

“I see… It seems that our son will easily be able to use sword energy once he grows a little bigger…”

“Yes.”

Just as pine caterpillars eat pine needles and silkworms eat mulberry leaves, a martial artist must wield the sword.

Even in my new world, I resolved to master the sword and become a force of the unrestrained realm—a Grand Sword Master.

“You’re enrolled in Professor Casablanca’s liberal arts world history class, right? I heard the content is the same as last year’s.”

“Yes, that is correct…”

“I put a lot of effort into my notes, so you can just use these.”

Good looks, good lineage, and a gentle temperament.

This child, who’s impeccable in every way, keeps following me around.

Offering notes, lending study rooms, and even buying me food.

His intentions seem dubious.

Could this be a ploy to curry favour with me, the next greatest swordsman under the heavens, in anticipation of becoming the emperor?

But isn’t he acting a little too…,

…too, cute for that…?

A tale of a martial artist reincarnated into a romance fantasy world and a prince who is suspiciously meek, navigating their way through the ups and downs of academy life and gradually succumbing to first love! <<less

Tang Chunming was in front of his father’s grave when he took a nosedive and with a swish found himself in ancient times. A world... more>> that only had men and gers but no women. He believed he could live a happy life, however reality made him regretful, because there was a baby in his belly. Was this because he did not honor his promise of having a grandson to his father? <<less

When An Yi Nong died at a young age, a system found him: Our goal is to trample over their hearts and bodies and make these scumbags perish!
An Yi Nong: I refuse.... more>>

The first world: Modern day entertainment industry
System: Has the host obediently completed his mission?
No, he overcame all odds and became a successful singer. The scumbag, the scumbag's first love and the scumbag's enemies are all wooing him. Till now, none of them have succeeded.
System: …

The second world: Paranormal ancient times
System: Has the host obediently completed his mission?
No, he took the imperial examinations and enacted policies to reduce poverty. He took over the scumbag's storyline, leaving the scumbag at a loss.
System: ….

The third world: Era Port City
System: Has the host obediently completed his mission?
No, he started two sock puppet accounts, both drawing comics. The two accounts are now in a love-hate relationship.
System: …..

The fourth world: Intergalactic Zerg race
System: Has the host obediently completed his mission?
No, he was in the middle of a survival broadcast when he awakened his powers as the 'Queen'. The high-level Zerg were tripping over themselves, desperately wanting to tear themselves to pieces to feed the new 'Queen'.
System: ……

The fifth world: Spiritual energy recovery
System: After overthrowing the boss, has the host obediently completed his mission?
No, he was pretending to be a cultivation newbie, striving to be a normal pet groomer in a world where cultivators were flying everywhere. <<less

Living in the literary world of crematoriums, Zhou Yuan deeply understands one truth: every fickle radish has only the urgent crematorium as its final destination.... more>>

Finally, after three days and three nights of continuous overtime, he gloriously died of sudden death and transmigrated to the world of zergs.

Upon transmigration, Zhou Yuan became a useless male zerg who relied entirely on his mate for shelter and sustenance, fulfilling his dream of lying flat.

But not long into his laid-back days, he soon discovered—

The original host was a scumbag!

He actually promised to marry another female zerg as his concubine!

Zhou Yuan’s face was full of shock: bigamy is illegal!!

And the original host even planned to cheat!

Zhou Yuan: Cheating will lead straight to the crematorium!!!

The original host also spoke ill of his mate to his friends, belittling his efforts at every turn.

Zhou Yuan: His wife works hard to earn money to support the family, yet he still speaks ill of him like this. Disgusting scumbag!!!

—

Deeply reflecting on his pain, Zhou Yuan vowed never to be a scumbag.

He will cut off all rotten peach blossoms for his hardworking wife, give him care and comfort, and eliminate post-marriage emotional abuse!

—

Asta naturally dislikes male zergs, and his male master was only forcibly matched to him by the empire. He had always watched indifferently as his male master flirted with other female zergs, unmoved.

Until one day, he noticed a change in his male master.

The male master no longer sought after other flowers, but instead cooked fragrant meals for him when he returned home.

When someone mentioned him, the male master always stood up for him first, even resorting to violence against the other party.

He would smile gently at him and softly stroke his head… <<less

Jiang Dao died extremely heroically in the apocalyptic world war. He never thought that he would have a chance to open his eyes again.... more>>

He traveled through, into a danmei book he had read, and became a vicious villain in the book.

Jiang Dao thought to himself: "After more than ten years of fighting for my life in the last days, I'm tired, so what am I fighting for? It's better to be a vase. Use my face to finish the brokerage contract, and then find a corner in the world with beautiful scenery and live a peaceful life of growing vegetables, cooking, and raising cats and dogs..."

So, he returned the role that the original owner had snatched from the protagonist shou on the spot.

Unexpectedly, in the variety show that started shooting the next day, Jiang Dao performed a shoulder toss and threw the current number one kung fu actor, Chu Yinlong, to the ground.

Chu Yinlong: Boy, you have successfully caught my attention. My new movie, the villain, can fight, you come.

Jiang Dao: ...Sorry, I'm just a vase.

————

In a later interview.

A reporter asked Chu Yinlong: "How would you rate your perfect partner, Mr. Jiang Dao?"

Chu Yinlong replied: "A vase."

Reporter: "How can a kung fu superstar as famous as him be a vase?"

Chu Yinlong: "Diamond vase. Precious, beautiful, hard enough." <<less

Xiao Yu transmigrated into an intergalactic novel and became a mermaid Omega. However, he wasn’t very lucky and crossed into a deserted star that was about to be destroyed, and he fell in love with the villain in the book. What to do? The only way to get by was to get away? ... more>>

This person, Ji Canghai, had been a five-star general admired by millions of people, but also a notorious star pirate. No one knew that this cold-blooded and ruthless killing machine, the only piece of softness in his heart was left to his little mermaid.

Due to genetic defects, the mermaid clan would gradually become violent and eventually die without the help of an Omega. The mermaid race, which hadn’t had a mermaid O birth for hundreds of years, suffered from a shortened average life span, and its technology, culture, and mineral resources were also greatly constrained.

Xiao Yu, who had crossed over, became the only salvation for the mermaids by mistake, and was also hated by the enemies of the mermaid race. While many forces were fighting for him, only Ji Canghai stood by his side and never gave up.

“The reason others look up to you and worship you is because you are strong enough to guard or take away their lives.”

“I am the only one in the world who loves you, not only because I long for your body.” <<less

After the CEO had a car accident and lost his memory, he mistook me for someone else: "Wife, I miss you so much!"... more>>

"Wife, today's kiss and hug haven't been checked off yet!"

"Wife, why are you ignoring me?"

I couldn't bear it anymore and kicked the man sticking to me away.

"Mr. Lu, I'm a man!"

Mr. Lu, aggrieved, said, "A male wife is still a wife! How can you abandon your husband and child?"

Me: ? <<less

It's laughable that after a century of the Great Zhou Dynasty, it crumbled due to the decline of the royal heirs. Not only did a fool ascend the throne, but also a eunuch seized great power.... more>>

Wu Jing found himself in the shoes of the last imperial son of the Great Zhou, a recently crowned emperor who was perceived as a fool. He watched as people took advantage of his ignorance, serving him a meager meal of vegetables and plain rice.

Fists clenched, he grew angry.

Outside the palace hall, palace maids gossiped:
"That little emperor is quite handsome."
"If only he weren't a fool."
"The Ninth Thousand Years probably won't tolerate the restored normal emperor sitting in this position."

Wu Jing felt deflated.
He had to swallow his pride and continue pretending to be a fool.

Until one day, as he passed by the imperial garden, he accidentally saw the unpredictable and ruthless Ninth Thousand Years, known for killing without blinking, wearing a crane-patterned court robe. The red sleeves draped gracefully on the ground.

The Ninth Thousand Years squatted down, revealing a side profile with a smiling expression, extending a slender hand, feeding... a wild cat!

This cat was one of the wild cats in the imperial garden.
The next day, at the same spot, he saw the Ninth Thousand Years feeding a limping stray dog.

The third encounter was in the imperial study.
Wu Jing sat stiffly on the grand dragon throne, with a eunuch beneath his feet, a ten-year-old who accidentally spilled tea on the Ninth Thousand Years' robe, now frantically bowing.

Blood streamed down his face.

After a moment, someone came to take the little eunuch away, but the man sitting in the chief minister's chair suddenly spoke in a gentle tone, "Forget it, he's just a child."

Wu Jing shifted his black eyes.
Ning Qinghong turned his gaze, "Your Majesty, please let me review your lessons during this time."

"Gurgle—"
Wu Jing awkwardly looked at his stomach, a sudden insight striking him. The semi-grown teenager tilted up a pretty little face, his black eyes innocent, "Brother, I'm hungry."

Ning Qinghong narrowed his eyes slightly, picked up a pastry, "Come here." He fed the little emperor like he was feeding a kitten, coaxing him to finish.

Rumors spread that the Ninth Thousand Years suffered from a mental illness.
Sometimes smiling, sometimes cruel and tyrannical.

Wu Jing, who regretted hugging this thigh too late, hid in the wardrobe of the sleeping palace, hearing calls from outside.

Ning Qinghong, with a cold face, spoke in an oddly soft tone,
"Wu Wu, aren't you hungry?" <<less

When Xie Qi was in his senior year of high school, his parents had a car accident, it was hit and run. The sky-high medical bills made Xie Qi breathless, and he seemed to be on the verge of dropping out of school and going to work as a naked male model.... more>>

Until one day, when Xie Qi was delivering food to his parents, he went to the wrong ward and was grabbed by a busy nurse to clean the vegetative patient on the hospital bed.

Xie Qi did as he was told, but when he was about to leave, his hand was suddenly grabbed by a vegetative patient. The nurse was shocked and hurriedly called for help.

Even the mother of the vegetative patient rushed to the scene. Seeing this, she immediately wiped away tears and said, “You are the one Yizhi likes, right? No wonder he reacted when he saw you coming.”

Xie Qi: “Auntie, I’m not…”

The other party interrupted, “You will be my daughter-in-law, and I will give you 200,000 pocket money every month, as long as you talk to him every day and stimulate him to wake up.”

Xie Qi: “…”

Xie Qi with a calm face: “Okay, Mom, can you sign the contract?”

After signing the contract, Xie Qi immediately symbolically married his husband who was in a vegetative state. <<less