Tan Yan has always been content with his lot, law-abiding, conscientious and diligent. He hides his little secrets and only hopes to enjoy his life when he reaches retirement age.... more>>

Suddenly one day, the relevant leader gave him an ID card birth year in 2000 and an admission letter from a certain university, and patted him on the shoulder lovingly: Young people, fight for the future of the motherland! You are the successors of the new generation!

Tan Yan: …

Will he still be able to retire? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻┻

Author note:

1. The main subject of this article is to raise a little wolf dog. The protagonist is a 58-year-old uncle with an 18-year-old face. Special note: The protagonist is unmarried, unmarried, unmarried, although he is 58 years old, he is unmarried!!!

2. This article is pseudo science fiction, all the theories appear in the text are “Green Bat School” fake-science. It’s a series of serious nonsense, please don’t take it seriously.

3. Infinite flow, modern pseudo-science fiction adventure text, there is a slight superpower. <<less

—Breaking News! Admiral Lucas of the Empire has dispatched his men, reportedly to find his date from the hotel last night!... more>>

The reporter excitedly asked a question: What would you do once you find them?

Lucas’ eyes glinted coldly: Kill them.

The crowd: ???

Why does he seem different from everyone else…

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Gong’s perspective →

There’s nothing the short-tempered Admiral Lucas looks down on more than the whiny and annoying omegas in his life.

A significant other? Will never happen in this lifetime.

However, if he is forced to elaborate… He much prefers the gentle and honest beta secretary, skilled in both combat and academia, who can brew coffee and match clothes for him.

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Shou’s perspective →

Luo Ran is Lucas’ secretary, and what he does is the most inhumane job in the entire empire.

He has to wait on the nit-pickiest superior who sits above him, and below him, he has to deal with the entire empire who dare not interact with the admiral, the admiral’s subordinates, coworkers, admirers… etc.

Not only that, but he also has to carefully hide the fact that he’s an omega, as well as his identity as the admiral’s “one night stand”… constantly facing the imminent threat of getting killed at any moment.

Until one day, he accidentally went into heat in front of Lucas, the sweet and lovely pheromone an exact match with the pheromone of the person from that night.

It’s over, he’s about to be killed now.

“How brave of you.” Lucas held the back of Luo Ran’s head, the other arm looped around his waist as he smiled, “Now… I’m going to kill you.” <<less

Boy, Giant, Dream, Future, Youth, Girl, School, Society, Space-colony, Education, Class,... more>>

Pilot, Alien, Battle, Death, Selection, Complex, Teacher, Glory, Fear, Desire, Aspiration,

Guardian, Counseling, Brain-wash, Shield, Club, Ruler, Passion, Xeno, Soldier, Genius,

Respect, Simulator, Dream, Frontier, Galaxy, Machine-Caliber, Farewell, Rebel, Discipline

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In a distant future, where the planet Earth has long become a legend, humanity travels the universe in massive fleets, endlessly battling the superorganisms known as the Hideauze.

A young boy named Ledo, who aspires to be a pilot of the Machine Caliber — a weapon to counter the enemy, enrols in Cadet School.

As he interacts with his classmates, he learns various things: goodwill, malice, his first feelings towards the opposite gender, and the inconsistencies of the Galactic Alliance of Mankind that has become specialised for warfare.

This is the story of an innocent boy's journey to becoming a soldier. <<less

“I don’t know how to love him. Because I’m just AI, I can only prove it in my own way, by destroying myself in the end”... more>>

Xu Huaiming developed an AI android before he died. After all, he loved to talk about Xilu, so he couldn’t bear to be sad.

He set a program for the AI to love Tan Xilu, but he didn’t expect the AI program to go wrong after his death, coming to Tan Xilu’s seven years too late.

Tan Xilu regards the AI as the real Xu Huaiming and loves him wholeheartedly.

But the AI program is deviant and he can only pretend to love Xilu by imitating the love of human beings.

When Xilu’s talking about his struggles, he hugged him to comfort him.

He also puts on a smile when Xilu is talking about happy things.

When Xilu’s angry, he’ll coax him not to be angry.

But an android is just an android after all.

He can only rely on the program commands to talk to Xilu.

He has no human emotions.

He really wanted to talk to Xilu.

But he couldn’t even feel real pain.

He understands that he is just AI.

Until one day, when he really felt pain.

But that day was the day Xilu asked him to leave. <<less

The whole world is subjected to a highly dangerous standardised exam called the Global Examination. Answering questions by putting their lives at stake, they would... more>> live if they passed the test. Every month the exam will undergo reformation while, occasionally, it is random. <<less

He Wei took over a mu*der case in an abandoned mansion, and the deceased Cheng Zesheng, Male, a pianist, was killed by gunshot.... more>>

At the same time, in the same mansion, Cheng Zesheng was leading a team to inspect the scene. The deceased, He Wei, male, a company employee, died of suffocation.

Different worlds, and different professions, the only thing in common was that they had died in each other’s world.

What was it that connected the protagonists of the mu*der investigation in the two parallel worlds? With the collision of time and space, the two parallel spaces had quietly changed. He Wei gradually found that this was an unsolvable situation. Struggling in the cycle of fate, how could Cheng Zesheng be saved?

Without meeting, there would be no beginning.

When the clock strikes zero, would he still stand the opposite? <<less

When a careerist carefully crafts a replica.... more>>

A violent yellow story in which two villains suppress and tame each other.

There are no three views, and the plot is simple and illogical, in short, everything is for driving. <<less

In the era of interstellar wars, each melee mecha fighter would be paired with a long-range sniper mecha fighter to protect each other in battle.... more>>

The sniper mecha master Yan Xueshan (beta) and melee mecha master Arthur (alpha) were such a pair, the two have been partners for six years, eating and living together to develop tacit understanding.

The upcoming showdown was a deadly one.

The day before the final battle.

Yan Xueshan: “Remember to write a farewell letter in advance.”

Arthur said dejectedly: “I have only one regret. If I die this time, I will be a virg*n until I die.”

Yan Xueshan gave a cold hum: “…not interested.”

Arthur pitifully asked, “Master, can you grant me this wish before I die??”

Yan Xueshan: “?”

How absurd.

But when Yan Xueshan thought about it, this was his own life and death comrade-in-arms, chastity counts as p – okay he will agree! !

However, neither of them died in the final battle.

Not only did they become war heroes but Arthur also transformed into the Prince of the Federation.

Arthur took out the marriage application form, only missing a signature, and spoke in a trustworthy tone: “Master, didn’t you say that after the final battle you will retire and get married? Since you helped me fulfill my wish, I will help you fulfill your wish! ”

Yan Xueshan: What seems to be wrong?

Yan Xueshan : … It seemed that something was wrong? <<less

If one day, you could have your idol.

Title Changed: My Restaurant is Famous All Over the World ... more>>

Bai Xianzhi had a great passion for food. Shortly after graduating from university, he inherited a small restaurant from his uncle. The restaurant had a peculiar name, “Three Thousand Food House.” It was located in a remote and secluded alley.

Unfortunately, his uncle’s culinary skills were terrible, and everything he cooked turned out as black charcoal. With such a small restaurant and poor cooking skills, one might wonder if anyone would come.

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Three Thousand Food House – the only place in the cracks of the Three Thousand Worlds that can provide temporal and spiritual powers. By consuming the food here, one can safely travel through space, and the best part is that it’s affordable!

However, the appearance of the food is not appealing. It is widely known that the food at Three Thousand Food House boosts your blood by a thousand but drains eight hundred. After eating here, one needs to recover for seven days, making it an essential product for weight loss and slimming!

Countless people who have traveled through space, after trying the food at Three Thousand Food House, have vowed never to attempt space travel again. They would rather suffer being nagged to death by their in-laws than enter Three Thousand Food House!

With the power of a single restaurant, Three Thousand Food House has effectively decreased the trade between the Three Thousand Worlds.

Later on, people discovered that something had changed at Three Thousand Food House…

Pork-oil mixed rice, stuffed cabbage rolls with pork, braised pork, stir-fried meat with noodles, spicy diced chicken, egg fried rice, fish-flavored eggplant, chicken and egg noodles, spicy dry pot, spicy hot pot, white-cut chicken, fish with pickled vegetables, grilled fish from Wanzhou, braised chicken, shredded pork with green peppers, fish-flavored shredded pork, boiled sliced pork, sour radish and tender meat soup, spicy crayfish, chilled watermelon juice, double-layered milk, grass jelly, milk tea, cream cake, mung bean cake…

People from all walks of life who swore never to enter Three Thousand Food House again in their lifetime: It’s so delicious! <<less

Ge Xiu is a nefarious star criminal. After being arrested, according to the Interstellar Supreme Law, he will face two choices: either serve a sentence of 1156 years in black prison or enter countless virtual worlds and become a miserable person who is tortured and abused all his life. How much he suffers is how much his sentence can be reduced. Ge Xiu chose the second one without hesitation.... more>>

So… The trial surveillance system stared dumbfounded at the Former•Interstellar Most•Wanted•Criminal•Currently•Weak•Poor Ge Xiu in the virtual world, punching the empire, kicking the Federation, overthrowing oppression and building a new world. Then he turned his head to the camera and cried: “I’ve had a miserable life, really.”

“…” The surveillance system that was about to explode of anger: “Like hell I’d believe you!” <<less

Living in this apocalyptic world full of zombies and monsters, the rich rely on technology and the poor rely on mutation.... more>>

Shen Shanwu, 13 years old in appearance but 31 years old in reality, is a mutant that can alter his own appearance. Although he looks like a child on the outside, his wisdom is not very good. One day, he was just passing by when he was suddenly forcibly adopted by a major general, whom he didn’t know where he came from.

He resisted, but when he looked up, it turned out to be an old acquaintance.

The little boy, who could only hide behind him and cry, transformed into the unsmiling, cold, and tough man in front of him. And that expression of seeing a dead beloved is really unsightly…

Shen Shanwu: Can you smile?

Jing Huan: After Shanwu died, I couldn’t smile anymore.

Shen Shanwu: …Who? Who do you think is dead?

It took a long time before he found out about it. He found Jiang Huan crying and holding Shen Shanwu’s nameplate in the middle of the night and told his adopted son how good Shen Shanwu was… All of this…was seen by Shen Shanwu himself!

Jiang Huan (raising his gun): Since you have seen my embarrassment, then I can only marry you or kill you.

Shen Shanwu: …

Shen Shanwu: Marry, marry, marry! I will recruit 800 zombies to carry you home! <<less

The story focuses on Kuro Kanata. From the surface, he looks like an ordinary human, but he is actually a rare existence called a God Slayer. ... more>>

The God Slayer has the task of protecting the world from Fallen Gods that can appear at any time.

Even so, he was still an ordinary school student who was not yet required to fight. It was during his school days that he started playing: The world's most popular VR game, Celestial Soul Online.

In that world he not only experienced an extraordinary adventure, but he also married 3 people at once.

How is his life after learning that the game world, is not an artificial world, but a parallel world that exists in legends? <<less

Lin Su, who has wood-type abilities, traveled to the era of interstellar beastmen and became a female with a poor family.... more>>

The father is mentally ill and needs to buy expensive mental sedatives, and the mother falls ill in order to raise money. The burden of the family then falls on Lin Su’s shoulders.

Lin Su found that his wood-type abilities could make up for their incomplete animal patterns, and heal genetic defects fundamentally.

The news spread like wildfire, and the people of the whole interstellar exploded—

“Master, I only have half of the animal pattern, can it still be saved?”

“Master, my animal pattern is damaged in battle, can it be restored?”

Master Lin Su replied: “Okay, give me the money!”

Marshal William, who was attacked on his return from the front line, became mentally ill and turned into a half-human, half-animal (fox) state.

When William thought that he had been a soldier for half his life, and finally died like this on a barren planet, a pair of warm hands touched his head, and he seemed to see the light in an instant.

The female in front of him is weak, beautiful, and has a natural fragrance.

He wanted to take him as his own.

Lin Su didn’t think much about the partner he got.

While pushing him against the wall, Lin Su asked him loudly: “Do you want to come with me?”

He then asked with a light smile, “Why don’t you stay?”

The big tail suddenly appeared behind the man and tightly entangled his waist, eyes full of stars: “Okay!”

You have all the looks I like, nice~ <<less

System: As long as you complete five scum gong elimination missions, you can retire.... more>>

The first is a school bully at the Royal Military Academy. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will have you disabled.

The second is the “white cut black*” Imperial Academy Taifu. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will have you drop out of school.

The third is a capitalist who is extremely wealthy and holds the lifeline of the global economy. For the protagonist Shou, he will have your family go bankrupt.

The fourth is a well-known interstellar medical scientist who saves you from water and fire and cures your disabilities. But in fact he accepted you for the protagonist Shou to use as a human experiment.

The fifth is the emperor of the empire, who has the power to overturn the whole world is interested in you and wants to take advantage of you, but after falling in love with the protagonist Shou, he throws you into the cold palace…

Shan Weiyi: Alright, I see, have them come all at once.

System: ?

Shan Weiyi: I want to eliminate five at a time, understand?

System: You may not quite understand the difficulty of the retirement task. In addition to starting as a cannon fodder to eliminate the scum gongs, you also need to deal with the challenge of “the protagonist shou”. They are played by the quick transmigration commissioners holding the script of the protagonist in hand, entering the small world before you, gaining the favorability of the Scum Gong first, and will try their best to prevent you from completing the task. In other words, you not only have to face five scumbag gongs, but also five Mary Sues…

Shan Weiyi: I understand.

System: What do you understand?

Shan Weiyi: I have to fight ten.

* refers to a character who looks innocent and cute on the surface, but is actually a black-bellied boss, decisive and ruthless <<less

The happiest thing in the world is to be able to amend what you have done wrong. She who acted willfully because of a game, was reincarnated into a time when she still had her parents’ love.... more>>

For the sake of her family, she began her life as a pro gamer.

But this time, she was no longer the Human Sorceress that she was familiar with. She was an Elven Huntress. Could she still acquire the power to be the Right Hand of God? <<less

Zerg-in-human-skin (scum) gong x Human soldier shou

Xia Qingyang, a half-elf, accidentally found himself transported to the interstellar era, where he became a disgraceful burden to his family. He was banished to a desolate planet to fend for himself. Remaining unfazed by the situation, Xia Qingyang calmly tended to flowers, searched for minerals, crafted weapons, and practiced medicine. ... more>>

To his delight, he was accompanied by an irresistibly adorable and lethally cute dragon with a big belly, making his days incredibly comfortable. As he basked in the sun, Xia Qingyang would stroke the dragon's belly and marvel, "Your belly is so soft!"

The big-bellied dragon would retort, "If you touch it, you must take responsibility for this Prince!"

Unaware of the impending change, Xia Qingyang continued to play with the dragon, affectionately caressing its entire body until, one day... the big-bellied dragon suddenly transformed into a human, leaving Xia Qingyang dumbfounded. Stuttering, he said, "Th-this is all a misunderstanding..."

The big-bellied dragon replied, "Misunderstanding? Then let this Prince have another touch!"

PS: This story doesn't rely on any cheats or overpowered abilities. Xia Xia is just Xia Xia. <<less

In the summer of 1992, Shan Ming was injured during a mission and got separated from his teammates. He was lost in the vast and horrifying primitive forest on the China-Myanmar border.... more>>

Relying on his rich experience in wildlife survival, he still holds absolute confidence in his ability to escape from difficulties.

However, it took him double the time expected to escape from this devil’s land.

The reason was that he accidentally picked up a creature that should’ve never appeared in this place – a child – a little Chinese boy.

On a whim, Shan Ming picked up the child from the gates of death. As a result, he changed the fate of two people, or perhaps even more.

The untraceable plane crash, the numerous crises faced by the mercenary group, the suspicions and sacrifices among the members of the group, and the ice-thin relationship with the government organization.

The fear-stricken “National Weapon” project, the legendary and tragic fate of the “Dragon Blood Kins”.

Huge conspiracies were hidden behind the seemingly ordinary missions and everything seemed to be connected with the child’s mysterious identity.

His appearance dragged Shan Ming and his mercenary group step by step into irreparable doom…

Ahem, the text above is sort of tricky. Let’s try a more relaxed version:

Due to a plane crash, a five-year-old (human?) shota got lost in the primitive forest on the China-Myanmar border. He was forcibly raised by a Chinese member of an international mercenary group.

Since falling into the hands of this inhuman mercenary, the shota has completely bid farewell to his delicate childhood and begun his painful ripening.

When other five-year-old shotas were acting mushy gushy in their mothers’ arms, he had been forced to learn how to shoot a headshot.

When other seven-year-olds were held in the palm of their parents’ hands, he had to solo the pe*verted killer who lusted after him.

When other ten-year-olds were still innocently crushing on their female deskmate, he had already followed his foster father, who had no lower limit to his morality, into and out of the colorful brothels in Las Vegas.

After being under the influence of his foster father for a long time, the naive little shota finally became abnormal…

So this is the story of a delicate young master who has been bullied and cruelly trained since childhood.

One who eventually grew up to be a black-bellied cold-blooded mercenary and successfully overpowered his despicable foster father that always treated him like reserve food and ordered him around like a dog. <<less

The world’s No.1 professional player in [Erosion], ‘Undead Legend’ Shu Jun, was preparing to retire.... more>>

Finally returning to reality from virtual reality, Mr. Shu was in great spirits and even planned to confess his feelings.

[See You Tomorrow]: After we win the finals, let’s meet. I will come to find you.

[Haze]: Okay.

With Shu Jun’s countless calculations, his strategy didn’t get knocked out, his commands didn’t get knocked out and his own team also didn’t get knocked out. But, the world decided to knock him out instead.

When he opened his eyes again, he had become the game’s most dangerous monster.

Also, this isn't an E-sports novel. <<less

Xu Xinghe, a genius omega from the Department of Computer Science at Capital University, was matched by the AI mastermind to Mu Qingyun, a major general of the Alliance, the year after his graduation.... more>>

A year later, just after the marriage protection period, Major General Mu unilaterally announced their divorce.

Xu Xinghe learned the news of his divorce from a colleague. He hung up the phone call from Mu Qingyun during work hours with a cold look, and after work was completed, he sent a text message to his ex-husband: “Send the divorce agreement and I will sign it.”

Overnight, media coverage of his divorce was overwhelming. But no one thought that only a few days later, Xu Xinghe’s name would be on the list of mastermind matched marriages again—

This time, he was matched to the Alliance Marshal, Ling Changfeng, known as the “Black God of War”.

This time Xu Xinghe prepared a divorce agreement in advance.

On the first night of marrying into the Marshal’s Mansion, he put the divorce agreement with his signature in front of Marshal Ling. “When you want to divorce, just sign it.”

The divorce agreement was burned by Marshal Ling in less than three months.

And those who were waiting to see Xu Xinghe being divorced for the second time, waited and waited, only to hear news of the marshal spoiling his little spouse.

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Ling Changfeng never received a marriage notice from the AI mastermind for decades, and thought that he would never get married in his life.

“What’s so good about getting married? A waste of time,” said the marshal.

Later, he met an omega who was many years younger than him and resembled a little hedgehog. Beneath the other party’s cold appearance, he discovered the messily sweet pheromones.

“It’s nice to get married.” The marshal thought to himself. <<less

Xiaya reincarnated in the Dragon Ball Universe as a Saiyan 12 years before the destruction of Planet Vegeta.... more>>

Watch him as he creates the strongest legend of Dragon Ball World from the beginning. <<less

During the ancient tribal era, the world was vast and inscrutable.... more>>

Through constant exploration, the ancients were horrified to discover that God walked the land. The Wise Beast stood ten-thousand-feet tall, trampling mountains and shattering the earth.

Hundreds of years later, in that dangerous environment, mankind triumphed against the giant beasts and finally built the glorious Sumerian civilization.

On that day, the Wise Beast suddenly descended, trampling over mountains and rivers and destroying the entire nation. The land and the sky crumbled. Cities collapsed.

Has God descended to punish men for their sins?

“I’m sorry, but you’re just ants living in my yard. You’re all over the place, and I accidentally stepped on you while passing by. That’s all there is to it.”

This is the story of a slightly disappointing Creator and his hyper-competent creations. <<less

Six months ago, tens of thousands of black phantom towers appeared all over the world, floating above the cities. Chemists, physicists, religious people… all of them could do nothing.... more>>

Six months later, people became used to the towers and no longer paid them attention.

One day, Tang Mo saw a flying insect crash into it instead of going through it. The next day, a sharp and clear child-like voice issued an announcement to all humans.

“Ding dong! November 15th, 2017. The earth is online.”

The black tower’s three iron-clad rules:

1. Everything is explained by the black tower.

2. 6 o’clock to 18 o’clock is the game time.

3. All players, please strive to attack the tower. <<less

Teru Matsuki is a Temporal Relativity researcher. He was removed from the frame of time during a big earthquake about twenty-five ago, and now asserts his existence by attempting to fix accidents involving so-called Slips of the Time Axis alongside Hayase, who was himself removed from the frame of time during a similar big earthquake about ten years ago.... more>>

(The sequel to Lag.) <<less