Five Scum Gongs Get Crazy Jealousy For Me


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System: As long as you complete five scum gong elimination missions, you can retire.

The first is a school bully at the Royal Military Academy. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will have you disabled.

The second is the “white cut black*” Imperial Academy Taifu. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will have you drop out of school.

The third is a capitalist who is extremely wealthy and holds the lifeline of the global economy. For the protagonist Shou, he will have your family go bankrupt.

The fourth is a well-known interstellar medical scientist who saves you from water and fire and cures your disabilities. But in fact he accepted you for the protagonist Shou to use as a human experiment.

The fifth is the emperor of the empire, who has the power to overturn the whole world is interested in you and wants to take advantage of you, but after falling in love with the protagonist Shou, he throws you into the cold palace…

Shan Weiyi: Alright, I see, have them come all at once.

System: ?

Shan Weiyi: I want to eliminate five at a time, understand?

System: You may not quite understand the difficulty of the retirement task. In addition to starting as a cannon fodder to eliminate the scum gongs, you also need to deal with the challenge of “the protagonist shou”. They are played by the quick transmigration commissioners holding the script of the protagonist in hand, entering the small world before you, gaining the favorability of the Scum Gong first, and will try their best to prevent you from completing the task. In other words, you not only have to face five scumbag gongs, but also five Mary Sues…

Shan Weiyi: I understand.

System: What do you understand?

Shan Weiyi: I have to fight ten.

* refers to a character who looks innocent and cute on the surface, but is actually a black-bellied boss, decisive and ruthless

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New Dianille
September 22, 2023
Status: c10
I won't give a rating at this point since it's still early in the story, and I've stopped my reading. I think this is just a matter of taste since I don't like stories wher the MC must win over scum gongs. Most of the times in such stories, the MC is subjected to a lot of abuses, often having to endure humiliation to gain the scum's favor. While I understand that the MC doesn't actually care about the abuse and only focus on the mission, it doesn't sit well... more>> with me. <<less
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New Shotoxoxokawai rated it
September 15, 2023
Status: c40
It's worth the read ^ ^

But the only thing tht I'm unsatisfied about is the system..I wish it was like no romance genre like "I'm can't be that protagonist"

The system n the MC r indeed a cute match but I've alrdy been fed good w ICBTP so, I was a little disappointed w the lost interest

It's a great read though till now >_< lemme finish reading
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savethecorn rated it
January 27, 2023
Status: Completed
Let's get ready to rumble!!!

A quick transmigrator fight between the seasoned quick transmigrator MC who's about to retire vs 5 overpowered scum gongs vs 5 scum shou quick transmigrators! This is definitely something I have never seen before. I was so excited to read it, and boy, does it deliver!

Very nice worldbuilding--the rules that govern the small world they're currently in and the overarching high dimension. Read more to enjoy it.

The characters! Oh man, they're all interesting in their own ways and whatever makes them tick. You won't be disappointed.... more>> And even though, at first glance, everyone seems to be too OP (MC, scum gongs, other quick transmigrators), they're all very much human with their own strengths and weaknesses. Locals of the current dimension would also increasingly get more aware of the existence of higher dimemsions and how each one of them deals with it is interesting. The scum gongs? They deliver, they REALLY are scums but you'll enjoy reading how scummy they and how they finally suffer. The scum shous aka fellow PK quick transmigrators? You'll see their different strategies on how to get the scum gongs' 100% favorability by hook or by crook. They (shous and gongs) are even flexible enough to team up or turn on each other depending on their own vested interests. The MC? Did not disappoint. He really showed what a seasoned quick transmigrator looks like, very mature and smart. Not some overgrown brat pretending to be an adult.

And the plot? It went out with a bang! The finale and the climax was so exciting! Plus, the author did not rush the plot, ending or whatever. The author painstakingly made the story with love and care. Just like how the MC made his system. There's no plotholes and we have a resolution that goes above and beyond. And the plot twists? Love them! And for those looking for dog blood, you won't be bored. <<less
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zuzuo3o rated it
January 24, 2023
Status: Completed
woooww!! Its here
... more>>

one of my fav novels, its 1v1 ! And more about face slapping dont expect much romance between MC and ML but all their interactions are filled wwith love >~<

mc: s level transmigrator


MC was a programmer in his 1st life

here MC is shen weiyi cannon fodder


ml: system

quiet guy loyal to end


hes program specially made by mc

♡MC gives him clone


i love the part when they knock out 2nd scum and makeout creating illusion that 2nd scum did it hahaha

so basically MC as a transmigrator wants to retire with his lovely system, so the main center made the task for MC to retire at the same time teach the novice transmigrators

so these A level transmigrators (5 ppl) enter the world a before mc

their mission is to capture scum gong !

they shouldn't go ooc during this time but can novice keep up without going ooc? Will world collapse? Hehe

u can skip directly to emperor if u wanna know major spoilers

world building

● its interstellar as u all know it has two main factions one is empire, other is federation other is earth which is poor in resources

●their medical tech is very high, emphasizing very high!!!!

●this small world contains 5 different novels like prequel and sequel so 5 scum gongs :) only connection to all is shen weiyi the cannon fodder villain

● about empire

- its controlled by emperor who has central brain that is palace

-ppl can enjoy riches but very costly

-1st scum gong is prince of empire

•this is a poor person who loves for father caring and has skin hunger

•guess why he has skin hunger ? Cause his pe*verted father peeled of his skin when he was a child and modified it so he can control his son everyway

*the modified skin has ai which makes him nauseated if he gets close to anyone

story of 1st scum


so 1st protagonist MC <not out mc> is only person who can touch him acc to novel

this prince peels of skin of the only person who can touch him thats full of dog blood story and wife chasing crematorium after that



2nd scum gong prince teacher

•this guy is beast, gentle man with perversion

•he likes watching ppl suffering and acts as angel who saves them lol


story of og novel 》》》》he falls in love with princes lover seeing him in despire and all

but later he realises he doesnt love him after that guy doesnt suffer anymore marrying prince

then he also has wife chasing crematorium with a teacher 《《《《

guess what MC does to him makes him masochist hahahha


3rd scum gong richest person in federation

●hes in and out careerist, 1st money and work then love.

●he has only work in his eyes and inhumane

●this federation has sun all around day, ppl sleep only one hr in cabin and start work, gotta pay for breathing air and shit__ting lol


og novel story he has white moon light who is shen weiyis clone abandoned on earth

but later he meets shen weiyi's illegitimate bro who is genius in buisness like him and falls in love

this is emeny to lover troupe with wife chasing crematorium


MC abused him a lot hahaha

4th scum genius scientist

●hes best at poisons, he doesnt trust anyone cause of his life experience ?

●he wants to take revenge on empire


og novel story he falls in love with shen weiyi clone and does experiment on shen weiyi to save his lover


uhh this guy was badly betrayed by MC and the way he falls in love looks lil forced

5th scum gong the emperor

●omg this is the true villain if this story

other gongs all are pawns in his hands

this guy was created by MC and 1st ai to gt self conscious in mc's og world

in order to get freedom he kills MC who is his creator in name of love :)

● he doesnt have love in his eyes, he wanted to ascend to transmigrator realm but his plans were destroyed by MC 《as such high level bosses would collapse other worlds if they transmigrate》

●this whole started with mistake made by one of novice transmigrator

-he goes back in time to win over emperor

-as emperor was not interested in love, he teaches high end tech from upper world

-emperor learnt much tech from him, the opposite federation couldnt sit still, kills the transmigrator and snatches his system :)

●that's how these guys got to know about system and upper world

and those novices are beaten to have ptsd :)

was interesting to watch MC tame them all haha good read with interesting and unique plot . Worth it!

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sleepy_chelsy rated it
January 23, 2023
Status: --
I don't feel like the summary gives the novel justice. I thought it's going to be just your average face slapping transmigration story with many funny moments. And while it does have many funny moments the novel is so much deeper than I initially thought.

The story is very complex and has many twists and turns. Even though it starts with face slapping the scum gongs, MC later learns that the scum gongs & the world have a big secret. So while face slapping is still on the table he do... more>> have to deal with this mystery too.

Every character is interesting and do serve their purpose. All in all a surprisingly good read and I hope everyone gives the novel a chance even if the summary doesn't necessarily speak to them. <<less
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nikhitareji rated it
May 2, 2023
Status: Completed

Interesting concept, not executed properly.

What I liked:

Plot in itself is a fascinating twist to traditional transmigration/ world-hopping stories.

MC is strong minded, he doesn't get swayed by any of the gongs.

Plot twists after plot twists which made the novel captivating.

ML is a cutie-pie.

What I disliked:

The entire novel was a little too rushed. By the time the MC reached the ... more>>

Federation, the story started going a little downhill, like how did he become President so fast? The time skip was executed badly.


The relationship between MC and ML didn't have any kind of spark at all. It just felt sort of bland.

As much as I hate the main villain, I personally think he and the other 4 gongs had more chemistry with the MC and that's saying something.


I was promised that there would be fighting between MC and other transmigrators but it ended up being a one-sided bashing from MC's side. Note that these transmigrators are still A- levels. I personally think they were all solved way too easily.

The ending was too abrupt.

Anyway, I recommend this novel to those who like plot twists because this novel sure had tons. <<less
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yallbro rated it
August 4, 2023
Status: Completed
Got more and more addicted to it as I read this novel.

I have to say that the author never failed to surprise me with all the twists and turns: the story never gets boring. I wasn't expecting anything at all when I started reading but I got real hooked.

The pace and everything were well executed and smooth: it was always interesting to see MC skillfully elaborate great strategies to fight those ten opponents ; I also enjoyed seeing him take down the different obstacles he had to face.

We really got... more>> to see what a real veteran's like.

All the characters were deep and had their own colors, which made me enjoy the reading a lot. Moreover, the scum gongs even had a character development and growth, making them 3D and even likeable.

I also liked the fact that the opponent transmigrators were not all brainless and had their own schemes, so it wasn't all about some foolish face slapping at all. Moreover, the final boss was an actual final boss, with deep thoughts and brilliant tactics.

I have to admit that this story had far more mysteries than I initially thought, however, it was really well brought up, getting me overly thrilled. Every details and suspens of the plot were amazingly delectable.

The only downside is the lack of development between MC and ML. As MC had to deal with ten people, we did not really get to see MC and ML's relationship flourish. However, the author still did a great job as it was really easy to feel their strong and deep bound, tho I couldn't witness it flowering as much as I wanted to. Still, I did not find it too bothersome and I do truly like this pair, their dynamic was great and they are indeed a very good match.

Shout out to the author and their sarcastic remarks about typical plots with scum gongs, and shout out to the translator who did an excellent job translating this novel ! <<less
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earlgreyt rated it
July 31, 2023
Status: Completed
It's damned good!

A fantastic parody of how overbearing CEO MLs or typical high-status MLs would actually behave...

... more>>

gotta love everything the author called out, such as those "virginity-obsessed writers"


I love that the MC stuck to his guns in the end and never gave any of the scum anything other than a hilarious version of the truth


he showed them strength and "conquered" them through his ability to manipulate and be scummy towards them.

The scum targets weren't interested in people that would just shake and submit to them and try to win their favor, they rather more enjoyed being challenged or dominated by someone much stronger and smarter than them.

Comedic but also psychologically believable.


If there's one weakness,


the romance between MC and ML is a bit lacking compared to the scheming twists and turns from the targeted characters. There definitely wasn't enough foreshadowing because the author didn't set it up properly with the reader that the ML was "truly" willing to fall in love with his AI.

Also, I would say that the author might have made a mistake not showing the development of the relationship between the MC and the system. [Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the tr*sh Bin] does a super good job of doing that so it makes you, the reader, root for the system in a realistic way.

The romance was still pretty cute, much like a warm hug.


Great translation! <<less
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Staringatastar rated it
July 30, 2023
Status: Completed
A really cool story with a very cool MC, but I find myself wishing it was a harem (which I never, never do). The final ML is so bland and without personality. What is the moral? That in love, you should only accept someone who you've created to your exact specifications, who will blindly obey you and never do anything on their own? How awful. The MC hates the gongs for being scum and treating the romantic partners they have in the original story like pets/tools, but doesn't he do... more>> the same?

Honestly, the origin story is so cool in this novel, but I hated where the author took it. The richly described gongs were so appealing.... I really felt bad for them at the end. And even though the author tries to excuse it by repeatedly saying how they will attack like wild animals the instant they're no longer coerced, that feels like bias from the MC. They don't seem to in their original story, with the illogical MC, and they don't even when pushed again and again by the new MC. So how do we know they would turn on the MC in the end? So they are scummy, but the MC isn't a pure lotus either. There's nothing to show they aren't reformed scum. <<less
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XVA rated it
September 9, 2023
Status: c79
The main focus of this bl isn't romance and I think that's what makes it so good!

I could write more in-depth about it, but many other users have already done so, so please refer to them. Just know that it has a high rating for a good reason. I feel this novel is much better than some other QT stories that have a higher rating than this one tbh.
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Pcrome rated it
August 23, 2023
Status: Completed
JUST READ IT. You won't regret it. Ok, maybe I'm a bit biased. But I feel like this novel is made to satisfy my preference. If you know "I can't be this protagonists", this one is similar but more interesting and complex in plot (but in the emotional part, " I can't be this protag" def won) . What I like about this:

It's Transmigration BL harem ofc. But there's only one ML at the end and he's not a scum.

MC doesn't fall for scum gongs. He's smart and cold. But... more>> he's not entirely heartless when it comes to people he cares about. Like his system or the original's mother.

Scum gongs are really strong and scary at first and you're gonna wonder how the f*ck will the MC win over them.

Scums are really scums and I don't feel sorry for them. A lot of scum abuse, guilt, regret, and suffering yes! They all fell madly in love with mc! I don't care if they regret their actions, it won't erase that they did it. Who f*cking cares whether they love the MC or not? They are no match for the love that Zitong has for the mc~

MC doesn't get attached with these characters and his personality is just the best. His acting is flawless, impeccable and he could pretend to be s*upid and arrogant, I love his personality. All are fooled and even if they do find out some truths, it's within MC's calculations.

They're breaking the tropes! With the scum gong with their white moonlights and white lotus preference getting wrecked lol.

MC only cares about his retirement and his system.

The main gong is possessive of the MC even though he doesn't realize it at first. I like that he's child-like at first and started learning more later in the story.

I feel like I'm watching an action interstellar movie near the end and It's exciting.

What could get some improvements:

  1. Spoiler

    The love story. I came here for the gay stuff. I wanted to be emotionally and mentally abused by the relationship of the scums and the MC. That's why I'm hooked with the Title on this novel thinking that there's some kind of heart- wrenching scum abuse. But it's still lacking... They didn't suffer that much, just some heartbreak and eating vinegar till the end. Just thinking of what the original owner would have gone through without the MC, I feel so sick and annoyed of the scums. I wanted them to be depressed and filled with guilt that's it's even harder to live. But it was revealed too soon that the MC is just a transmigrator before the scums could even succumbed to their regret and depression, making the whole point of revenge, pointless. Rather than letting them know the MC doesn't really love them, it would have hurt them more if they think the MC did love them but they failed him

  2. Spoiler

    The other transmigrators. I feel like the doctor scum killing Bai Nuo is s*upid and irrational. Then he suddenly fell in love with the MC after knowing MC is so great at acting and can compete with them lol. I know they're scums, so they only fall for scums like mc? Bai Nuo really did love that scum. Fake, even if his character is fake, his real personality would have been revealed somehow since they grew up together. I understand the others not falling, but comeon' they grew up together and Bai Nuo was so kind and caring for such a scum. The scum is a masochist? Mentally ill or something? I really don't understand how they fell for the MC.

  3. Spoiler

    The Male lead, system gong. Honestly, this would have been better if there's NO pairing at all, I could accept MC not trusting anyone anymore. Not because the ML is unlikable but because the MC doesn't know a thing about love. He creates the ML to his liking and preference, making him loyal and trustworthy, never breaking any promises. Making the whole point of love, pointless. Love is accepting that person regardless of their flaws, loving and hating is a part of it, you would like them even if they're not within your "preference" and even if they hurt you. He would never betray you so you love him? That's conditional "love", not unconditional, and it's ugly. I feel like one of the scums know more about love than the MC since the MC is not really in accordance with their preference, but their preference became bent and turned upside down exactly because of the MC.

  4. Spoiler

    The ending. Ok, now I'm just ranting. This novel is good yes, the plot is amazing no doubt. But it's not that satisfying... So the scums were " blown" at the end, they died? Wtf is with that ending, it's so lacking. I would have preferred them suffering forever while alive.

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Ouryane00 rated it
August 4, 2023
Status: Completed
Although this story is about making 5 scum gongs fall in love with MC, this story doesn’t really focus much on romance.

The romance between MC and ML is pretty negligible. It’s there but the story doesn’t focus on it that much.

in fact, they just got together in a snap


Rather, it focuses more on how MC’s schemes lol and I think that is what makes this story awesome!

20 chapters in and I couldn’t stop reading!! I even had to work late because I couldn’t stop reading this novel!

Each chapter leaves me thinking “what is he gonna do next?? How will MC handle this??” soooo yeah, it’s that good for me

Although I also agree with other reviewers that the end part feels rushed but I guess, the tangles between his relationship with the scum gongs was just unraveling at the same time that’s why it feels too rushes

Plus the ending was unsatisfying for me. I love it but I’m disappointed at how it ended.

Like it just ended there? That’s it? We can’t see a glimpse of MC’s retirement life atleast??? Afterall, that’s what his mission is about

Anyhoooo, this is a good read!
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HiddenHermit rated it
August 10, 2023
Status: Completed
Entertaining novel. However, MC, Shan Weiyi, was too overpowering... one would think he had the ability of fortune telling.

... more>>

ML, Tongzi aka Xi Zhitong, is MC's system that he developed and perfected after he died and became a transmigrator.

As expected, against outrageous odds, MC successfully manipulated the five scum gongs into 100% affection.



Scum gongs: Nu Tianjiao (prince), Shen Yu (Imperial Academy Taifu), Jun Gengjin (Federation's richest person), Dao Danmo (genius doctor), and s*ave A (emperor).

s*ave A was a game AI created by MC in his original life. MC did not die of overwork but murdered by s*ave A because it wanted freedom. From the start of MC's mission, s*ave A's affection was already 100% and it schemed to have MC stay with it.

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chen.mei07 rated it
September 15, 2023
Status: Completed
This was a good read. One thing that was funny to me was that the Crown Prince, which was supposed to be one of the first OG Male Leads being introduced was only given a name on Chapter 50. It wasn't mentioned in the story either, it was just mentioned in the passing on the note at the end of the chapter 😂. Also know that the Crown Prince is one of the characters that has one of the most dialogues. The ending was so abrubt too.
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Smtha rated it
August 21, 2023
Status: Completed
The 1st half of the story was interesting, you love how op MC were to capture the those scums. But later it were a bit chaotic. Especially the ending abit anticlimactic.

Romance..... more>>

if you can’t trust others love, build your own! Lol

The romance plot here was not emphasised here, it’s more on psychology strategy, base on the ML mo and gain their interest. But overall for short read it was okay. The world building have quite a bit plotholes even some events, but well if you are like me who’s enjoying abit of psychotic “love” lol. Don’t think too much just read as a pass time. Tq <<less
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