“Oh, Yijie, you’re so pretty, so you should find a wife that’s prettier than you.”... more>>

Fu Yijie nodded.

“What kind of wife would you want?”

“Someone like my brother.”

In 4th grade, Fu Kun’s parents wanted to adopt a child. The first time he saw Yijie, Fu Kun thought he was a pretty little girl, but this pretty child who disliked talking became his younger brother just like that. Developing protective instincts for his new introverted, shy brother, Fu Kun ambitiously tried to be a good sibling. But what he did not expect was that his shy brother was, in fact, a two-faced wolf in sheep’s clothing… <<less

“If you don’t kill me, your child will become the next emperor.”

Before the people, they use their lips as spears and their tongues as swords.... more>>

In private, though, their lips and teeth are interlocked.

Second Persona Official Weibo:

“When a variety program has a 'xiangsheng' actor and a well-known presenter swap their jobs with one another, what spark will arise from the meeting of their ‘violent mouths’? @ZhouChenYu @YanZhao”

Yan Zhao: That xiangsheng-talking mouth, that crafty, swindling ghost. [Smile]
Zhou Chenyu: In public, lips as spears, tongues as swords. In private, lips and teeth are interlocked. [Shy]
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Q: “As an emcee, how do you fry business CP with a xiangsheng actor?”

A: “He will use roasting to let the whole world know that you’re his wifey.”

Q: “As a xiangsheng actor, what’s the consequence of on-stage calling your business partner ‘wifey’ over and over?”

A: “I called and called, then got XXXed by said wifey.”

Note: Xiàngsheng is, in the simplest of terms, a double act comedy. The literal translation would be ‘Crosstalk’. It is usually performed by a duo where the performers banter with each other. There is usually singing and acting included. <<less

Although Xie Zhi’s acting career was in a slump, he still hated playing bit parts and rejected the role of a soy sauce (read: extremely minor) character in a web drama. Unexpectedly, he died and transmigrated into a novel to become the dead benefactor character who only shows up in the protagonist’s memories: Xie Zhiwei.... more>>

…hold on, isn’t this the same soy sauce character he refused to act?!

To avoid repeating the same tragedy, Xie Zhiwei had no choice but to team up with the System to play (work) act (hard) at his part (death).

System: The protagonist needs a teacher, so his shizun will be…
Xie Zhiwei: Leave it to me.

System: The protagonist needs to level up, so his helper will be…
Xie Zhiwei: Leave it to me.

System: The protagonist needs to blacken, so the villain will be…
Xie Zhiwei: Leave it to me.

System: The protagonist needs to fall in love, so the heroine will be…
Xie Zhiwei: @#$^! you, let me float away ethereally.

Mu He: Shizun, please fly into this disciple’s arms~ <<less

As a person who transmigrated into a novel written by himself, Qin Kaiyi experiences a huge pressure and burden.... more>>

Even more so, he transmigrated as the villain and is forced to follow the plot. Qin Kaiyi expresses that he doesn’t want to write novels anymore.

Qin Kaiyi: “WTF. transmigrating into the villain and being forced to follow the plot. Just let it be. Shen Feixiao, can you get the f*ck down from my body???”

Shen Feixiao: “Shixiong, I won’t.”

Alright, actually this is just a s*upid story about transmigrating into his own novel as the villain and getting pushed down by his own protagonist. <<less

Getting drenched by a hot cup of tea is like emptying a basin of dog’s blood over your head.... more>>

The snake demon could not remain calm, and discovered after biting back that, it actually did not matter if he bit him or not.

This person—was going to die anyways.

A touching story between a mortal and a snake demon that started because of a hot cup of tea. And their entanglement that lasted three lifetimes. <<less

Xia Yi had transmigrated, with a cultivation system into a farming novel. Orz ... more>>

Mission: Becoming an apprentice in the Qi Shan Sect to obtain a mythical beast.

With his hoe on his shoulder, Xia Yi gazed at the large area of farmland in front of him, he almost blacked out: How am I going to complete cultivation missions in a farming novel?

System: It’s fine. There is always a fix to a problem…

And so, Xia Yi was forced to go between the two worlds, farmed a bit here, cultivated a bit there.

Although the rubbish missions were torturing him to death, there was always a loyal doggie beside him…

Xia Yi: Cultivating is so hard.

Gu Wen Zhu: I’ll teach you.

Xia Yi: Farming is so exhausting.

Gu Wen Zhu: I’ll help.

Xia Yi: I don’t want to have a child.

Gu Wen Zhu: Yes, you want to.

As the worlds mixed up, the characters in the cultivation novel frequently appeared beside him.

The whole thing was a mess, traveling between two worlds. Claiming to be relatives with people, arranging a marriage, becoming sworn brothers with others…

Why not let his dog at home join the party too! <<less

One day, a post, “Your Beloved Fu Yuqian Is a Cat Killer,” suddenly appeared on the forum, and the followers clicked on it.... more>>

It turns out this is what it says: Every day Fu Yuqian kissed the cat’s mouth, kissed the cat’s claws, rang the bell, told the cat “I love you”, even slept with the cat!!! Fu Yuqian’s fans are suffocating. I’m willing to be this cat!

Song Yu, who has been shaking for half a day, is desperate to sigh. The man who had not seen him for so long held him in his arms: “Give me another kiss.”

Song Yu: “…”

Song Yu is a top-line entertainment icon, with 50m fans, and the comprehensive entertainment company is set up in a row to select him.

It’s a winner.

The only thing wrong with it is the presence of Fu Yuqian. This guy was born to take advantage of him, he was taller than him, he had more endors**ents than him, and even had 20,000 more fans than him!

Soon after Song Yu had an accident, he woke up and found himself a cat raised by Fu Yuqian.

Hahaha, God help me, this young master must find all your flaws, and when you get back to the internet, all of them will be exposed! Song cat, who keeps an eye on people all the time, discovered that Fu Yuqian had no flaws, he was still the same with people in front of him, being nice to people and gentle to the cat, except for doing things that could not be described!

And then, get out of here! I’m gonna be a cat again!

“It’s too late…” The man grabbed his waist and brought him back into his arms. <<less

Ei Tokisaka is born into a gangster family, but he disbands the gang when his father, the boss, passes away. Now it's been two years... more>> since he took over running a small diner, and there's never a dull moment with his former gang members stopping in for a bite, as well as his neighbor and number two of the Higa gang, Sojun Higa. Ei and Sojun are childhood friends that ran into each other again as adults, and now Sojun is a regular at his diner. One day Sojun pins Ei to the floor, leaving him bewildered. Ei can't help but notice Sojun more and more...?! <<less

Jiang Xunyi had transmigrated into a book many years ago, and always tirelessly maintained the requisite accomplishments for a villain.... more>>

After finally completing the ultra-difficult task to allow the male protagonist to kill him, an OOC warning appeared out of the blue..

Error in the actor’s lines, the character role has collapsed, the assigned task has not yet been completed, opening the Rebirth System!

So, he gloriously became… a second idiot son about to be sent to his death.

Lazily idling away the days after changing his identity, he noticed a world-changing difference.

His best friend, the male protagonist, Yun Xie was actually secretly in love with him? Are you kidding me?! <<less

On his 17th birthday, Shen Chi was kicked out by the Shen family.... more>>

He bought himself an innocent and beautiful virtual girlfriend.

From then on, the poor little guy would always get lucky somehow.

When he couldn’t afford a computer, he accidentally won a computer worth tens of thousands of dollars.

when spending his birthday alone in a rented house he received an expensive adult gift.

When the game broadcast platform delayed his wages, it was acquired the next day.

Until the double row live, he shyly introduced to the audience. “My girlfriend.”

Especially innocent ~

However, a man’s lazy and low voice came from the microphone: “Correction, it’s boyfriend.”

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As the future head of the Yan family, Yan Xue Xiao was still studying abroad when he ran into a kid who added the wrong number.

He wanted him to stop worrying about making a living.

He wanted to let him live with pride and recklessness.

He also wants to give the teenager the best thing.

Step by step spreading bait circles into his home.

The whole world knows the news that Yan Xuexiao returned to power, and the Shen family is no exception. They gritted their teeth and bought valuable ancient and famous paintings to please him, only to find that the teenager the man was holding tenderly –

It seems to be the one they abandoned …… Shen Chi.

[The young Shen Chi thought he would rot and take root in stagnant water, until he saw the moon in the sky running towards him]
The lonely young master was attacked by X step by step <<less

Zhao Su arrived here in the 35th year of Emperor Jiajing.... more>>

His first wish was only to have a satisfactory meal.

This is a story of a boy who goes from being a poverty-stricken son of a concubine to becoming the Grand Secretary of the Great Ming.

This is also a tragic story of hard work, to train the little bratty child to become the promising young emperor, but in the end he was overwhelmed by the brat.

This is the best time period, Jiajing Emperor, Zhang Juzheng, Xu Jie, Yan Song, stars gathering, fighting openly.

This is also the worst time period, the Emperor is obsessed with achieving immortality, the court officials are forming factions, the court is a dog eat dog arena, the country is also facing internal and external conflict. The North has the Tartar, the Southeast has the Wukou, as well as heavy taxes. The common people cannot stand the hardship, the entire Ming dynasty is on the brink of collapse.

What can his existence change? <<less

Ji Jingcheng was born again.... more>>

He returned to when he was sixteen years old, and he was still the little master who was pampered by his family.

The home is not broken, his father is not in jail, and his mother is not dead.

Since God has given him a chance to be reborn, he must reverse the future and stop being stepped on by others like mud.

Wait…

“Doctor, what do you mean to differentiate into an Omega?” <<less

Yan Yu was your typical problem student during his elementary school years. He had received constant psychological blows from his class president, Chen Yifei, who also happened to be your typical model student. Feeling unresigned, Yan Yu was extremely determined to succeed, vowing to make “model students” like Chen Yifei work under “problem students” like him one day.... more>>

Fast forward to many years later. Yan Yu is a successful businessman, and he could barely remember his childhood days. Unexpectedly, Chen Yifei, who was at the top in every aspect of his life, came to Yan Yu’s company interview for the position as his assistant!

A journey filled with only sweetness begins. <<less

It was revenge. Gu Ze wanted Meng Fu to pay for killing his wife and child in a hit and run.... more>>

“Meng Fu, why don’t you kill yourself?”

“Mr. Gu, I can’t...”

“Then I’ll make sure you suffer.”

Only after stripping naked and lying in bed did Meng Fu finally realize what Gu Ze meant.

“Mr. Gu, please. I was wrong...”

“I want to see you suffer, Meng Fu. Only when you’re in pain will I be able to feel a little better.”

But it was when he truly did slit his wrist and laid in a pool of blood did Gu Ze feel his heart break again.

But he did not dare to tell him. “Meng Fu, did you know? I’ve secretly fallen in love with you.” <<less

Dimension traveler Nie Bufan inherited an uninhabited small mountain village, and began a chaotic life of raising chickens and hatching eggs. ... more>>

Chicken Nest village did not originally have chickens, but because Nie Bufan arrived, it now does. <<less

Tang Mu was not just in name only, but also in reality(1*) a child by a previous marriage(2*). When he was ten years old, his mother remarried to a wealthy family, and he followed her to the wealthy family’s home. However, the life in the wealthy family has been a total tragedy from the very beginning.... more>>

The step-brother and step-sister bullied him, and his grandmother always got angry at him when there was nothing to do. His mother always taught him to be patient and that when he graduated from university and left home, everything would be fine. However, Tang Mu could not endure until the day he graduated from college, and there was an accident…

Once he started all over again, Tang Mu knew that he was the cannon fodder in the book, and the heirs such as step-brother and step-sister were the real protagonists. His forbearance and perseverance had no effect other than adding some flavouring to other people’s lives.

On the first day of entering the university campus, the step-brother asked Tang Mu’s roommate to bully Tang Mu. Tang Mu, who had to live again, didn’t want to endure anymore, and beat all the people who bullied him.

In order to separate Tang Mu from his roommate, Tang’s mother arranged for him a new dormitory, a high school room, and a double dormitory. However, Tang Mu’s new roommate is not good news. On the first day after moving to the dormitory, the new roommate Yan Xi and his friend blocked him at the door of the dormitory to prevent him from entering…

Yan Xi’s friend: “This man is our boss. He doesn’t like to live in the same house with others. We’ll trouble you to change the place?”
Tang Mu: “The school assigned me to this dormitory. Why don’t you go out to rent a house?”
Yan Xi (smiling face): “I think you are crazy. If you have the courage to live here, you have to bear the consequences of living with me!”

A year later, Tang Mu finally knew what terrible consequences will be there of living together with Yan Xi …

— Yan Xi: One day I will let you serve (3*) me!

Tang Mu raised his eyebrows: What do you mean to let me serve?
Yan Xi hooked the corner of his mouth: Guess?

1* an idiom meaning being worthy of name/ live up to one’s reputation

2* derogatory term for a woman to bring one’s children into a second marriage; children by a previous marriage

3* can also mean admire/obey <<less

How can a man make another man completely give up on a woman? Bend that straight man so that he’ll only like men! This way, even if there’s a lot of women, he will always give up on them. But what if his fake honest act, was being taken advantage against him by the man he was tricking?... more>>

Info about the title: 假戏真做吃掉你
假戏真做 is an idiom meaning: take sth. seriously after starting it as a joke; what was make-believe turns out to be reality <<less

Jiang Zicheng has had supernatural powers since he was a child. As long as he looks at a person (or animal), he will have three chances to see the future of this person.... more>>

With this ability, he is in the entertainment circle like a fish in water, avoiding countless risks.

The first movie he starred in was a niche literary film, and he was upset and won the Golden Lion Award for the best movie.

Optimistic film and television projects could not attract investment, so he went to the racetrack and took back a lot of cash.

Wan Piao invested in a restaurant. Within two years, there were branches all over the place and he made a lot of money.

One day, at a dinner party, Jiang Zicheng met a boss in the circle who was also his future boss.

Look at each other…

……what? ? ? In the future he saw, why would he kneel under the suit and trousers of the boss and beg him to let him go? <<less

In a world where everyone has a system, Liang Yu, who had lost his previous system, finally received a second one. This time, he was playing the second male lead instead of a cannon fodder.... more>>

He has one mission.

Bend the male lead.

Liang Yu: I can do this task just fine. But Lord God, please don’t drop the novel again. <<less

Despicable, insane gong x paternal and indifferent, divorced shou. The story between a youth with a unique psychological disorder and an apathetic doctor.... more>>

He Yu returns to China to confess his feelings to his childhood friend, Xie Xie. But the brother of his childhood friend, Xie Qingcheng, who was his personal doctor during childhood, constantly stands in his way.

The passage of time seems to remind him why he hated him so much since he was a child, but... maybe he doesn't hate him as much as he thinks. <<less

Chu WuQing was a small-time evil boss in a web novel targeted at male audiences. His beauty was otherworldly, yet shadowed by his arrogance and malice. In the end, the male lead stole his fiance from him, and Chu Wuqing suffered a cruel death.... more>>

After being reborn, he found out that he was just cannon fodder in a novel, fated to die… So he decided to give even less of a damn; bullying the weak, taking his revenge on his enemies, going wild and doing whatever the hell he wanted.

But what was scary was… he had been reborn into a BL fanfiction! 

I regard you as my enemies, yet you all want to top me! <<less

Record #1:... more>>

The entire entertainment circle knew that Xia Rong and Su Chi seemed to be natural enemies. They debuted at the same time and became popular at the same time. The two opposed each other in their careers, while their fans constantly ripped into each other in a frenzy.

Xia Rong began with this thought as well, all the way until he found out Su Chi’s secret… Su Chi could actually shapeshift?!

Su Chi: “The issue of me turning into a cat, help me keep it a secret.”

Xia Rong: “Why should I?!”

Su Chi: “Since you petted me… For an entire night?”

Xia Rong: “…”

Record #2:

Ever since Xia Rong found out that Su Chi could turn into a cat, moreover, shapeshift ignored the location, time, as well as the person in question’s wishes, the other often relied on him to help cover up.

The former rival became the obedient cat under his palm, and Xia Rong happily rubs the cat, “Hahahaha. Su Chi, even you have a day where you’re like this! Meow… Meow meow meow ao?”

Surprises always come suddenly.

Xia Rong was unresigned, “Meow ow ow ow! Is shapeshifting into a cat contagious?!”

Su Chi: “Don’t be afraid, I’ll steal cat food to raise you ^_^”

Despite that some people appear to be well off, in reality, not only do they secretly have a cat, that cat is also their boyfriend =v= <<less

Poor little top student was bullied by his school, so he transferred from an elite high school to an ordinary school.... more>>

School tyrant · 1.9 meters · no one dare to provoke · Brother Zhan: I cover this little brother.

Poor little · 1.7 meters · Gu Qinan: Zhan Ge is just a child. He’s poor, weak, helpless, kind and soft (hearted), I need to love him well.

Everyone: ???

Class teacher: Zhan Ming, what kind of score is this?!

Zhan Ming: I’ll have my seatmate teach me.

Former classmates: Gu Qinan, don’t think we won’t be able to find you just because you transferred.

Gu Qinan: I’ll have my seatmate beat you. <<less

Eight years ago, Cui Zuojing passed the final level set by the “Queen” and became the first person to have ever escaped from the Pure White Realm. But his time was frozen forever at the moment he left—the day of his sixteenth birthday.... more>>

Eight years later, he snuck back to that nightmare world and became a “prisoner” for novice player Dong Zheng.

That day, the monsters of the Pure White Realm once again recalled the fear of being dominated by the devil.

Dong Zheng didn’t have any affections for this little devilish youth at first, but with the mutual support of life and death, he gradually realized—Not good. He seems to be… a big shot!

Riding on endless trains, crossing time and space, the white-faced clown at the end of the railway smiled and handed out the invitation letter.

“Welcome to the Pure White Realm! This is the nightmare of the world, a gambler’s paradise. As long as you have enough chips, any wishes can be satisfied. But if you leave before the end of the game, we’ll charge a certain loss-fee. For example, your life!”

“Now then, please show your chips.”

And, like eight years ago, Cui Zuojing didn’t hesitate to bet on his own feelings. <<less