After leading anything but a fashionable collegiate life, Kaitani is entering his third year at a major cosmetics company. His boss is the Adonis, Fujiwara.... more>> Although any number of women have had their eyes on Fujiwara, Kaitani can't think of him as anything but an ill-mannered snob. Word around the office is that Fujiwara keeps his clothes on even when making love! Things start to heat up when the two clash over a marketing campaign for a new line of men's cosmetics. <<less

A little mouse who thought he would get eaten finally eats the snake that has been hankering after him.... more>>

As for what he used to eat with? You know and I know—ho ho ho~ *crow-like cackling* <<less

“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!”... more>>

Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d tormented the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu.

It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe, into a human stick, a human stick!

Ten thousand “f*ck your moms” rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart:

“It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so f*cking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!”

Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him.

Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist!

Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.” <<less

All of a sudden, the man covered his eyes with his hand and mutedly laugh towards the sky. His smile was inconsolable and despairing. The falling rain had assaulted his throat while laughing before he finally lowered his head and broke into a bout of violent coughs. His eyes welled up with tears, but he continued to laugh.... more>>

That laughter was more woeful than crying itself…

They were never his, to begin with. That gentle smile. That caring look in the eyes. That comfort of embrace…

They were never his! Never, ever had been!!

He was just a clown! Laughable and expendable!

The main character had already made his appearance. His current self wasn’t even worthy of being a substitute. Not to mention, he was dirty and broken. His face was now disfigured.

So.… He had arrived at this world, lost his status, and lost his loved ones only to become a vessel―a vessel that temporarily carried the breath of life for another. And he thought that he could undertake that someone else’s relationship. <<less

This is the story of the man who claims he is a straight man yet is obsessed with male voices. His love story begins with a wrong phone call…... more>>

Then, the dogblood story begins. <<less

Lu Shenxing was selected by the system 222 to travel through worlds to change the tragic fate of others.... more>>

At the same time, a door was also obtained. You can play in the door as much as you want.

But one day, Lu Shenxing discovered that the door he obtained was getting smaller and smaller, and he felt the malice of the universe. <<less

There was once a Bunny who became a high school teacher after successfully cultivating his human form. ... more>>

Since he took his cultivation very seriously, Bunny was able to conceal his scent perfectly.

One day, a new student transferred into Mr. Bunny’s class. This student was a wolf and a student-athlete. He was tall, handsome, and was born into a wealthy family. But he refused to restrain his wolf-nature, and so this boy was aggressive, mischievous, and spent his time on causing trouble instead of studying and cultivating. Wolf’s parents worried so much for their son that their furs have gone white.

Because he always goofed off during cultivation, Little Gray Wolf didn’t know how to hide his Scent and Mr. Bunny recognised his true form upon their first meeting. It was impossible for a bunny to overcome his instinctive fear for wolves, so Mr. Bunny was so terrified that his legs turned weak every time he saw the Little Gray Wolf. <<less

Jiang Zicheng has had supernatural powers since he was a child. As long as he looks at a person (or animal), he will have three chances to see the future of this person.... more>>

With this ability, he is in the entertainment circle like a fish in water, avoiding countless risks.

The first movie he starred in was a niche literary film, and he was upset and won the Golden Lion Award for the best movie.

Optimistic film and television projects could not attract investment, so he went to the racetrack and took back a lot of cash.

Wan Piao invested in a restaurant. Within two years, there were branches all over the place and he made a lot of money.

One day, at a dinner party, Jiang Zicheng met a boss in the circle who was also his future boss.

Look at each other…

……what? ? ? In the future he saw, why would he kneel under the suit and trousers of the boss and beg him to let him go? <<less

Zhao Su arrived here in the 35th year of Emperor Jiajing.... more>>

His first wish was only to have a satisfactory meal.

This is a story of a boy who goes from being a poverty-stricken son of a concubine to becoming the Grand Secretary of the Great Ming.

This is also a tragic story of hard work, to train the little bratty child to become the promising young emperor, but in the end he was overwhelmed by the brat.

This is the best time period, Jiajing Emperor, Zhang Juzheng, Xu Jie, Yan Song, stars gathering, fighting openly.

This is also the worst time period, the Emperor is obsessed with achieving immortality, the court officials are forming factions, the court is a dog eat dog arena, the country is also facing internal and external conflict. The North has the Tartar, the Southeast has the Wukou, as well as heavy taxes. The common people cannot stand the hardship, the entire Ming dynasty is on the brink of collapse.

What can his existence change? <<less

Very straight.

Although Xie Zhi’s acting career was in a slump, he still hated playing bit parts and rejected the role of a soy sauce (read: extremely minor) character in a web drama. Unexpectedly, he died and transmigrated into a novel to become the dead benefactor character who only shows up in the protagonist’s memories: Xie Zhiwei.... more>>

…hold on, isn’t this the same soy sauce character he refused to act?!

To avoid repeating the same tragedy, Xie Zhiwei had no choice but to team up with the System to play (work) act (hard) at his part (death).

System: The protagonist needs a teacher, so his shizun will be…
Xie Zhiwei: Leave it to me.

System: The protagonist needs to level up, so his helper will be…
Xie Zhiwei: Leave it to me.

System: The protagonist needs to blacken, so the villain will be…
Xie Zhiwei: Leave it to me.

System: The protagonist needs to fall in love, so the heroine will be…
Xie Zhiwei: @#$^! you, let me float away ethereally.

Mu He: Shizun, please fly into this disciple’s arms~ <<less

Before the people, they use their lips as spears and their tongues as swords.... more>>

In private, though, their lips and teeth are interlocked.

Second Persona Official Weibo:

“When a variety program has a 'xiangsheng' actor and a well-known presenter swap their jobs with one another, what spark will arise from the meeting of their ‘violent mouths’? @ZhouChenYu @YanZhao”

Yan Zhao: That xiangsheng-talking mouth, that crafty, swindling ghost. [Smile]
Zhou Chenyu: In public, lips as spears, tongues as swords. In private, lips and teeth are interlocked. [Shy]
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Q: “As an emcee, how do you fry business CP with a xiangsheng actor?”

A: “He will use roasting to let the whole world know that you’re his wifey.”

Q: “As a xiangsheng actor, what’s the consequence of on-stage calling your business partner ‘wifey’ over and over?”

A: “I called and called, then got XXXed by said wifey.”

Note: Xiàngsheng is, in the simplest of terms, a double act comedy. The literal translation would be ‘Crosstalk’. It is usually performed by a duo where the performers banter with each other. There is usually singing and acting included. <<less

Tang Ning entered a survival game where each person can draw different skill cards in each round. Others drew a series of powerful cards, but the card settings that Tang Ning drew were:... more>>

[You are so delicate and frail that you can still feel a tiny bean even though you are separated by twenty eiderdown quilts]

[There is a prince who has been looking for a real princess. You are 100% attracted to the prince because of your delicate body.]

Tang Ning: "?"

Teammates received lunch boxes one after another. Tang Ning fell into a pool of blood and fell into a dream of death. A handsome man gracefully appeared from the darkness, picked up his sleeping lover, and opened the dungeon for him——

There is a prince who always exists in the copy and is the only life-saving driftwood Tang Ning can hold on to.

Tang Ning, who had drawn a card with the inability to speak setting, once tremblingly wrote "Don't go" on the opponent's palm. His prince kissed the back of his hand and smiled affectionately and tenderly at him.

A long time later, Tang Ning and the prince got together.

Then he discovered
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It turns out that, from the beginning to the end, the prince and the monster were the same person.

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The demon is moved, he takes off the moon, crushes the stars, and becomes your only god in the dark night. <<less

Chen Zhi has a disease, and it can only be cured by either kissing or hugging. Unluckily, this doesn't work with anyone expect Ding Zhan. Well, here’s good news and a bad news. Good news is Ding Zhan is willing to help with a compassionate spirit. However, bad news is that, their fans for some or various reason are tearing each other apart. ... more>>

Later, Ding Zhan holds an event which has an activity, and that is to show the recent group photo that was taken and saved in his phone. As soon as he opens his phone, a rice ball star’s message pops up.

Ding-Dong, your little baby/Chen Zhi is bubbling. <<less

My only goal was to pass my exams and improve my grades. I wasn’t expecting that the tutor I hired would be my regular s*x... more>> mate. And he’s a guy like me. ( this description is not for the novel that is currently posted in the link below) <<less

This is the story of 24-year old Edd Talbot, a straight guy who entered the world of amateur gay p*rnography by a twist of fate. He was determined to leave the industry behind after shooting a solo m*sturbation video, but meeting Glenn McQueen changed his mind. Glenn Mcqueen who has been in charge of dozens of gay p*rn video productions; Edd falls hard and fast for this sophisticated man with a devil-may-care attitude.... more>>

Book 1. Walk on the Wild

Book 2. Walk in the Fire

*Extra 1. DIARY & GOSSIP

Book 3. Float in Zero Gravity

Book 4. Walk in the Wind

Book 5. Walk on Water

*Extra 2. On Our Way

*Extra 3. Never Finish <<less

In a world where everyone has a system, Liang Yu, who had lost his previous system, finally received a second one. This time, he was playing the second male lead instead of a cannon fodder.... more>>

He has one mission.

Bend the male lead.

Liang Yu: I can do this task just fine. But Lord God, please don’t drop the novel again. <<less

Ei Tokisaka is born into a gangster family, but he disbands the gang when his father, the boss, passes away. Now it's been two years... more>> since he took over running a small diner, and there's never a dull moment with his former gang members stopping in for a bite, as well as his neighbor and number two of the Higa gang, Sojun Higa. Ei and Sojun are childhood friends that ran into each other again as adults, and now Sojun is a regular at his diner. One day Sojun pins Ei to the floor, leaving him bewildered. Ei can't help but notice Sojun more and more...?! <<less

Yu Jin Nian, who was a traditional Chinese medicine doctor in modern times, crossed over to the ancient times after his death.... more>>

After the cross over, he set three life goals he wanted to achieve in this lifetime:

1. Cherish and enjoy life.
2. Open a medical center and pass on family learning.
3. Make money and get married to a lovely wife.

A hundred years later, Yu Jin Nian and his disciples and grandchildren recalled the past and were very happy that these three goals of life had been fully achieved... But the medical centre is the world-famous Imperial Medicine Restaurant and the wife is the world-famous cold and beautiful man.

Well, congratulations. <<less

The first time he met Xiang Xi, the boy seemed to be staging a collision.
The second time he met Xiang Xi, the boy was in the middle of staging a collision.
And then it doesn't take two days before the boy actually comes crashing into his own car!... more>>

Fate is wild like that, he can bump into him wherever he goes.

This is a very respectable story that begins with a staged crash, a story about the one putting others in place and the one being put in his place.
It’s very respectable. Really. <<less

Tang Mu was not just in name only, but also in reality(1*) a child by a previous marriage(2*). When he was ten years old, his mother remarried to a wealthy family, and he followed her to the wealthy family’s home. However, the life in the wealthy family has been a total tragedy from the very beginning.... more>>

The step-brother and step-sister bullied him, and his grandmother always got angry at him when there was nothing to do. His mother always taught him to be patient and that when he graduated from university and left home, everything would be fine. However, Tang Mu could not endure until the day he graduated from college, and there was an accident…

Once he started all over again, Tang Mu knew that he was the cannon fodder in the book, and the heirs such as step-brother and step-sister were the real protagonists. His forbearance and perseverance had no effect other than adding some flavouring to other people’s lives.

On the first day of entering the university campus, the step-brother asked Tang Mu’s roommate to bully Tang Mu. Tang Mu, who had to live again, didn’t want to endure anymore, and beat all the people who bullied him.

In order to separate Tang Mu from his roommate, Tang’s mother arranged for him a new dormitory, a high school room, and a double dormitory. However, Tang Mu’s new roommate is not good news. On the first day after moving to the dormitory, the new roommate Yan Xi and his friend blocked him at the door of the dormitory to prevent him from entering…

Yan Xi’s friend: “This man is our boss. He doesn’t like to live in the same house with others. We’ll trouble you to change the place?”
Tang Mu: “The school assigned me to this dormitory. Why don’t you go out to rent a house?”
Yan Xi (smiling face): “I think you are crazy. If you have the courage to live here, you have to bear the consequences of living with me!”

A year later, Tang Mu finally knew what terrible consequences will be there of living together with Yan Xi …

— Yan Xi: One day I will let you serve (3*) me!

Tang Mu raised his eyebrows: What do you mean to let me serve?
Yan Xi hooked the corner of his mouth: Guess?

1* an idiom meaning being worthy of name/ live up to one’s reputation

2* derogatory term for a woman to bring one’s children into a second marriage; children by a previous marriage

3* can also mean admire/obey <<less

Short passage about a hemorrhoid patient, everyone has the duty to show concern for hemorrhoid victims.
Why do I always mortify myself in front of... more>> my boss? Was there a disruption in the heavenly cycle this year? Or maybe the layout of my new home is bad? BaZi and picture of the layout of my room is included below, I’d like to trouble you guys to help me take a look. Not that urgent so I won’t stay online and wait. <<less

It is rumoured that the Vice Minister of Ministry of Rites is pregnant.... more>>

The cause of this incident is this:

“This day is really dull.”

“Feeling bored?”

“It’s a bit tedious to get through the day.”

“Cong Qing, do you want children?”

“If I did, would the emperor be willing?”

And so a dark tide surged, causing an unexpected disaster, disturbing a pool of calm spring water—

“Are you crazy?”

“You recall, during the Autumn Hunt that one year, when you and I would meet at the prairie at night—I was already crazy for you then.”

Passion is bottomless and wild; love is deep and without regrets.

Don’t ask the world for everything, only seek the heart alone.

#One who passed their days in boredom and so initiated a bloodbath.

#Black-bellied Emperor, in the pursuit of some daily excitement, unhesitatingly jumped into a chaotic situation just to get off his feet. (no mistake) <<less

Sinan Ke is a young talented writer of small, very dark *beep* novels. He is a gold medal author on a famous meat* novels website and he has a multitude of fans. However, he is still, after all, a wretched writer who puts the main character in his stories through great torment; so on this day, he got his retribution… ... more>>

System: Welcome, Visitor No. 039, to the virtual punishment worlds of the Great Harmony Department. You are in scene XY0358, your current status is a student currently taking an exam—

Student Sinan Ke: What?!! (⊙?⊙)

System: Please save the various youths who have lost their way, otherwise, you will not be able to break away from the virtual punishment world.

This is the story of a small author of small *beep* novels being punished to go through various small *beep* worlds. He was tasked to save the protagonist who, because of said author, was turned into an obscene *beep* toilet. <<less

3P text, two attacks and one receiving