“…Some crazy bas**** is standing in front of my house again.”... more>>

My house is a jewel shop, but someone keeps bringing injured people to my front door. They were so meddlesome that I treated them while swearing at them. Others wished that I would get along well with them.

“Didn’t you save the head of an assassination guild last time?”

“She’s a woman.”

“Oh, what about the vicious loan shark who owns that place worth a billion marks on Second Avenue?”

“She’s a woman too.”

“What about the person who dropped you off in front of your house and left in a noble’s carriage?”

“She’s a young lady as well.”

And then the sixth person came. This was the first time a man came, and a handsome one at that.

“Take it off.”

“What? What? WHAT? Oh … oh, you meant my glasses.”

This man was the final villain of the novel, who had a completely different personality during the day and the night.

During the day, he was simply an innocent and naïve young man.

But at night…

“Why? You asked me to take it off. What should I take off this time?” <<less

Pei Shiyi, who had been dead for hundreds of years, was suddenly resurrected. He was poor, homeless and was an unregistered resident. In order to settle down, Pei Shiyi took over a cat cafe.... more>>

The cat cafe was poorly managed and on the verge of closing down, there were only two to three real kittens.

Pei Shiyi fed the kittens and set a small goal for himself: for example, first, become the best cat cafe in this city. So a year later, a cat cafe called Xian Chan rose to prominence.

The Jin Hua cat that practiced Daoism for hundreds of years became a fat orange cat.

The Bi An came here and became a golden British shorthair.

The lively and active leopard cat was a real leopard.

It also came with a fluff-obsessed, non-human Director of Administration. After sniffing* the fat orange cat, the leopard cat and the ragdoll, he even began sniffing* Pei Shiyi.

The fluffy Pei Shiyi, who was a real phoenix: Do you want to die?

Director Bao: Sniffing cats is fun, sniffing you is addictive. <<less

Xu He had been his sister's control group since he was a child. His elder sister was fair, juicy and good at giving birth. She was the heart of the Xu family, a flower in the village, and the talented people who wanted to marry her lined up from the village to the back of the mountain.... more>>

The little brother was only good at cooking, and he was busy from the stove to the field all day long, and no one paid attention to his disheveled face. People in the village talked after dinner, how the same parents had two very different children. With his sister as a comparison, it must be more difficult for He ge'er to marry. 

However, there were many young men looking for Xu He, but these people who got close to him were all to find out about his sister. Xu He had been used to it for many years, but recently, even Zhang Fangyuan, who was not doing business in the village, wanted to get something from him.

After inquiring, he tried to hide, but he was stuck on the way home, but the man said: "He ge'er, your cooking is delicious, and it will be even better if you are my fulang." <<less

For an orphan who had no family for the rest of their life, the only way to become an upstart was to obtain the national qualification as an alchemist.... more>>

After graduating from the Royal Alchemist Training School, which acknowledged nothing but ability, my master (teacher) gave me the right to open my own shop as a graduation present.

After being sent off by my generous master, I, Sarasa, set out with a dream of having a slightly elegant life as an alchemist.

But…

As soon as I arrived at my destination, I was shocked. Because…

I arrived in a ‘very rural’ area that was beyond my imagination.

However, if I couldn’t run my shop in this place, I wouldn’t be able to make a living… <<less

Foodie expert Yu Wei, broadcasting live, unexpectedly time-travels to the 1980s and wakes up to find herself with an additional son, with an unknown biological father.... more>>

She's not keen on taking care of the child; it's quite bothersome. But no one can escape the allure of delicious food.

Yu Wei declares: the well-behaved little dumpling is so fragrant, so adorable, so clever... she really wants to spoil him.

But the poor little cub is in a pitiful state now. Wearing old clothes, gnawing on cold steamed buns, sleeping on straw mats...

Yu Wei takes a deep breath: it's okay, Mommy will earn money to buy things for you!

★

Rumor has it that a new dessert shop has opened in Lu City, with a beautiful proprietress as fair as a celestial maiden, but unfortunately, she already has a child! What's more, the child doesn't have a father?

Single divorced men in Lu City are all gearing up to make a move. Until one day—

People notice that in the early morning, there is always a man coming out of the proprietress's room, still half-dressed?! Later, they discover that the man who frequently enters and exits the proprietress's room... turns out to be the golden bachelor that the young maidens of Lu City are eagerly vying to marry!

But why did you set your eyes on a mother with a child?

Huo Mingwang: "Buy one, get one free, it's a good deal."

Yu Wei: "?"

#The father appears after getting rich#
#Do you still want to compete for the obedient treasure with her?#
#He said he doesn't compete; they'll raise the child together#

***

Enduring countless ridicule, Huo Mingwang emerges from a barren village, hoping like crazy that one day he'll find that woman and then... kill her. Later, he indeed finds her, but when Yu Wei lies there letting herself be bullied, he softens. <<less

Ye Qing Zhi wakes up and finds that he has transmigrated into a male concubine. A male concubine who is about to be kicked out.... more>>

Before he recovered, he realized that he had come to a world with only men, and he turned out to be a ger who could give birth.

Ye Qingzhi, who died of cancer in his previous life, now only wants to live happily in this life... <<less

Eerie prayers were heard, and each name was distinct.... more>>

“Lord of the Ashes”

“Colorless City”

“Mist of the White Shore”

“Spirit of the Ancient”

” Dream of the Void”

“Ruler of the Chaos”

After Shen Yi transmigrated to a new world, mysterious groups seemed to be wanting to Summon him nonstop. The church, wizards, investigators, saints…

Every summoning group had something they desired. And at the same time, they offered various sacrifices.

Shen Yi was overwhelmed with annoyance, but there was nothing he could do to put a stop to it.

Eventually, he was successfully summoned by cultists.

And the first problem Shen Yi had to face was… A sacrificial little girl, who had slumped on the altar! <<less

Jhi Yeonwoo, who experienced the twists and turns of life at an earlier age than others, was running a small flower shop called ‘Flower Fiance’. He was a dominant Omega like a dominant Alpha, but due to some incident, Jhi Yeonwoo’s life, afflicted with pheromone deficiency, was no different from that of a Beta. One day, while he thought he would never be liked by anyone again. A man appeared in front of Jhi Yeonwoo. With a well-built physique and handsome appearance, he was an Alpha who looked extremely good in a black cashmere coat.... more>>

“What flower is this?”

“That’s a marigold. It’s also commonly known as a marigold. There are several varieties, but what you’re looking at is a calendula.”

Even though he seemed unfamiliar with flowers at a glance, he showed interest in the flower language of calendula marigold, which had a negative meaning.

“It’s supposed to hurt someone, not excitement.”

The man who bought the marigold bouquet touched upon a painful memory that he had momentarily set aside. Jhi Yeonwoo thought it was just a passing encounter, but the man appeared in front of him again after a few hours.

“By any chance, does this store offer any benefits for VIPs?”

Introducing himself as Choi Muhyuk, the man asked, “Can things like having a meal or a drink be possible?”

Dragging Jhi Yeonwoo in with unexpected words and actions…

*Characters:

Choi Muhyuk (32 years old, Omega Alpha, 191cm 82kg): He is a manager at Sunwoo Trading, a subsidiary of Sunwoo Group, a rising conglomerate. Despite seeming plausible on the surface, the truth is that Sunwoo Group was built by the gangsters who used to rule the area. Although he takes after his father, Chairman Choi, and has a cold side, he also harbors unexpectedly warm traits. His mundane daily life was unexpectedly disrupted when he met Jhi Yeonwoo on the street, dragged along like a reluctant journey by a flower that caught his eye. As Jhi Yeonwoo described the flower, he seemed to be making a face as if he had touched upon a painful memory. Moreover, despite appearing like an Omega both horizontally and vertically, Yeonwoo didn’t emit any pheromones, which made Muhyuk curious about him, and he gradually became more interested in him.

Jhi Yeonwoo (26 years old, Omega Alpha, 175cm 62kg): Jhi Yeonwoo, who graduated from high school, was swept away by a moment of affection and married a senior. After ending their four-year marriage, the only thing left for Jhi Yeonwoo was a scar of being an Omega afflicted with pheromone deficiency and having only one friend left. Being pushed and shoved by people, Jhi Yeonwoo ended up being alone. Living a life no different from a Beta, one day, a man appeared at ‘Flower Fiance,’ the flower shop Jhi Yeonwoo ran. From the first day they met, the man, who looked good in a black cashmere coat, shook Yeonwoo to the point where he couldn’t regain his composure. <<less

Everyone in our family has their own secrets.... more>>

My mom is the only daughter of a former interstellar pirate, my father is a secret agent of the Old Century Allied Political Army. My adopted older brother has a special bloodline of beastmen, and the sister we picked up from the roadside is actually a master of witchcraft with mystical lineage.

And I, an ordinary eighteen-year-old male high school student, the only biological son of my parents, has no special bloodline, and has been a “normal person” since birth

The reason why I can know everyone’s secrets is because-

I transmigrated.

I was originally an ordinary person on the edge of the class, classmates couldn’t even remember my name occasionally. I refused all social activities that might attract attention, and kept to myself at school.

For some reason, I offended the tough guys in school, and they began to target me openly and secretly, but I never fought back.

Everyone thought I was timid and cowardly, and I never explained.

Because I just wanted to be an ordinary person.

Until one day, I intervened to save a classmate who was being bullied. I accidentally exerted too much force, causing multiple serious injuries. As they lay on the ground unable to get up, I personally took them to the hospital.

Since then, whenever the tough guys who call themselves the school bullies see me, they can’t help but feel weak in the knees—

Yes, as one of the members of this special family, I also have a little secret:

Before transmigrating, I cultivated for a hundred years, with profound cultivation, just a half step away from ascension.

In short, invincible.

The classmate I saved recently has been looking at me strangely.

One day, he found me, his beautiful almond-shaped eyes turning, and he stared at me and said:

“I know your secret.”

I immediately covered his mouth, pushed him into the corner, avoiding the sight of others, and calmly questioned him: “What do you know?”

He’s the antagonist of this book. Although it will be another ten years before he turns dark, if he finds out that this world is a book, many things will go awry

I don’t want to get involved in any trouble, so I must not let him discover that I—

“You like me.”

Transmigrated.

..…

Huh? <<less

A regular high school girl gets caught up in the hero’s Truck-kun isekai teleportation. Declining the hero’s invitation, she leaves the royal palace because she’s just an ordinary human. ... more>>

She tries to find work but keeps failing. Eventually, it’s discovered that she has a talent for being a magic tool craftsman, and she finally lands a stable job.

From there, things start to look up, and she eventually opens her own magic tool repair shop.

This is a story about an ordinary girl struggling to make it in another world. <<less

Working overtime, buried in endless tasks one day,... more>>

I received news that my grandfather had passed away.

But the company’s response was cold, just more work orders.

“This damn company, I’m leaving.”

Resigning and returning to my hometown,

I plan to run the café my grandfather left behind.

But there’s something strange about this café.

─ Condition: Chronic fatigue, extreme stress

Kim Hana’s Gifted Hands

“Something seems off, doesn’t it?”

Solving customers’ worries and inheriting talents,

a healing like a drop of rain in a busy everyday life begins! <<less

Even now, numerous supernatural things from old stories wander around this world. They say that people, who fell victim to supernatural, come to the divine... more>> fox yokai of the traditional shop Banwoldang to seek help. This is a bizarre story told by the highschool student Yu Dan, who can see ghosts, the fox yokai Baek Ran, who commands army of dokkaebi and Banwoldang’s yokai clerks. <<less

*Celeb: short for celebrity.... more>>

A dull body, a timid and kind personality.

The fat princess who was ostracized, Rubetria Diollus.

“Oh my, the princess is at the dessert shop every time I see her. She eats so many sweets, enough to make one’s cheeks burst, no wonder she gets fat.”

Princess Lillia, the ‘swan princess’ of the family, was always surrounded by friends, and Rubetria, the ‘ugly duckling’ who was bullied by them, was a loner.

“Hey, you idiot. Our princess is angry. Eat it, quickly.”

“Puhaha…!”

“Oh my god! She really ate that!”

Rubetria was tired of the bullying.

Then one day, she said,

‘I want to live a wonderful life like that woman for just one day.’

180 degrees change. <<less

“Don’t yearn for a world different from yours, just live a normal life.”... more>>

Hunters, dungeons, I’m not interested in any of those. My life followed one single path that’s of cooking. But the moment I was about to open my first long-awaited food truck….

[Class: You have awakened as a Food Truck Owner (Hidden)!]
[Item: Dungeon Business Permit (Personal/Non-Transferable)!] – Business is only possible inside the dungeon

Min Jiun, 21 years old, awakened as the owner of a food truck inside the dungeon. <<less

♚♚ Grand Opening ☆ Delphir Forest Inn ★☆ Welcoming All Guests ♚♚... more>>

First-time visitors get half off on lodging! ☜☜

※ Complimentary souvenirs §§ Spacious and clean rooms §§

★ Luxury hotel-grade beds ★ Transparent full-length mirrors §§ Fully equipped bathrooms §§ Running water §§ Stunning views §§

Open 24/7 ☞☞ Directions provided

Eugene, summoned to a strange dimension called Earth, became a great hero after driving out monsters. Now back in his homeland, he decided to open an inn!

But then…

[“H-How dare a mere human!”]
“Huh?”

It turns out, there’s a dragon’s lair right next door. <<less

I was stuck in a dungeon explosion while working so hard that I actually died.... more>>

But when I opened my eyes, I was back to the time of 3 years ago!

Well, I will live differently in this life. It's time to say goodbye to the wage s*ave life. I quit immediately and set up a cafe in the store my grandmother left behind.

There are no customers because this is right in front of a dungeon, but it doesn’t matter. All I want is to work two days and play five days. But.

[Class: I woke up as the cafe owner (F)]
[Skill: I have the coffee in my hand (Lv.1)]
[Mission: Brew 100 cups of mixed coffee (0/100)]
[Item: Mixed Coffee – Increases recovery speed by 100% faster]

After leaving my life as a wage s*ave, I became a coffee s*ave.

Also, the attractive regular customer who keeps bothering me is somehow unusual.

It doesn’t feel great. Isn’t it like the story of the main character of the RPG, who was just trying to run an errand, and ends up fighting the Demon after getting caught up in something annoying?

Yes, I will not. I can not. I have no intention of playing more than the role of a novice innkeeper. <<less

I awoke as a healer who could cleanse the zombie virus.... more>>

But I chose to keep it a secret.

I'd seen countless news reports of healers in the field being injured or killed.

I was going to live quietly in the countryside and run a café so that no one would know I was a Healer...

[Hello, new owner]

[I've been waiting for you!]

"What is this, a game?"

The voice from the tablet PC spoke to me.

It claims to be an AI dedicated to raising Awakened.

[If you fulfil the quest I'm giving you, you can become an S-class!]

Choi Eunwoo Hunter would be the only one in Korea for S-level,

and I can become the same rank as him by doing a quest?!

There won't be any dangerous quests, the cafe in the countryside won't become famous, and I'd better be a highflyer in this harsh world.

Okay, call.

But this cafe is getting famous on social media, and it's getting more and more customers.

Moreover, one day, he began to visit the cafe every day.

"Are you still going to refuse my offer today? I really want Shihyeon to join me."

"I hope that's not what you're here for."

"Well, that must be difficult. I'm in trouble without Shihyeon even for a day."

I kept saying no, but why.

"Shihyeon, please don't go."

The image of Choi Eunwoo calling for me in my dreams haunted me. <<less

I started an ice cream shop in a different world!... more>>

One day, the reincarnated person Alme, whose engagement was annulled after suddenly encountering her fiancé’s cheating scene.

“Let’s use our talent for ice magic to open an ice cream shop!”

From this situation, Alme makes a fresh start and uses her memory of her previous life as a hint to use her talent for ice magic to open an ice cream shop, a shop that sells desserts that have never existed in this city.

Alme, who is steadily preparing a foundation for her life, meets a mysterious young man, Falk, who later becomes a regular customer.

In fact, his true identity is that of a new priest who has become a hot topic in town. Alme, who doesn’t know that, deepens her relationship with Falk as a good friend, but…!?

The incognito priest is also a favorite!? <<less

"You brat, you want to be with my daughter? Not unless you earn a hundred million in three years!" Facing his girlfriend's father's demands, Jiang Cheng had been in despair. But...... more>>

after unexpectedly inheriting his grandfather's antique shop, his life began to change drastically. ... A year later, the girlfriend's father looked at the shop filled with various precious and genuine antiques, along with the nine-figure balance in Jiang Cheng's bank account. His expression was quite complex: "What I said before was just a joke, a test of your relationship." "My good son-in-law, why did you take it so seriously?" <<less

Li Fufeng, with a hospital city management game system in tow, finds herself transported to a post-apocalyptic world twisted by pollution and corruption. Everything has mutated, and the surviving people have grown tent**les and scales, resembling monsters more than monsters themselves. Life has become a living hell, with no hope in sight.... more>>

Thankfully, Li Fufeng has arrived.

The doctors in her hospital can remove the pollution, excise the mutated parts, and heal twisted bodies. They can even regrow missing limbs and, believe it or not, even lost heads!

But that’s not all. The hospital also has clean farms, ranches, and clothing stores, along with magical houses that upgrade and expand on their own. There’s even an insanely cool bike that can climb trees and dance!

All these are clean resources that are absolutely unheard of in this polluted world.

As the hospital continues to upgrade, connecting to the sea, laying pipelines for fresh water, and building an entertainment city, birds, beasts, flowers, and plants start to flourish again. More and more cities connect to the hospital, reclaiming polluted lands and bringing normalcy and hope to the patients.

Li Fufeng soon realizes that she has ended up saving this already dead world, becoming the eternal deity in the hearts of the survivors who were about to lose all hope. <<less

The protagonist, Souta Toriyasu (32), who was just an ordinary company employee, one day was hit by a bus that ran onto a crosswalk and died.... more>>

When he came to his senses, he found himself in a completely white space. And then…

“It turns out we’re running out of final bosses right now… This is perfect timing!”

“We’ll give you the privilege of choosing five super special skills and then an additional five skills of your choice.”

“You’re free to use the exclusive space for final bosses however you like. Well then, please do your best to live a long life!”

With these words and a catalog, he was reincarnated into the depths of the dungeon’s lowest level.

Speaking of final bosses, they are generally beings who are eventually defeated by heroes.

But, however…

“I absolutely don’t want to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!”

So, Souta decided to start “something” in the depths of the dungeon’s lowest level…

Using cheat skills to obtain ingredients from monsters, growing vegetables and fruits in the farming area he created in the deepest part of the dungeon, Souta enjoyed himself as he pleased. Furthermore, he decided to open a restaurant, something he had always wanted to do…? <<less

I found myself transmigrated into a third-rate martial arts novel, . But not as the protagonist or even the antagonist, just a minor character doomed to a horrible death.... more>>

Facing imminent death, I had only one way to survive in this tr*shy harem martial arts novel.

“Where do you think you’re going?”

I had to keep the overpowered protagonist, Ja-Hyun, at our inn until the guys who would eventually kill me showed up.

“Do you even know how much money you’ve cost me so far? If you want to leave, you have to pay me back for all the food, lodging, and clothing. Trying to sneak away, are you?”

“...”

“You said you have nowhere to go anyway. Why not work here until your memory comes back?”

“...”

“Why... why are you looking at me like that? Our inn is short-staffed, so you might as well stay and do odd jobs.”

Years had passed since I forced the homeless protagonist to stay.

“You still haven’t left?”

“Where would I go?”

“I’m telling you, you don’t owe me anything anymore. Put that ladle down and go your own way.”

“…You idiot. Can’t you even do basic math? You need to pay interest too.”

I no longer had to worry about losing my life. For the sake of peace in the martial world, I decided it was time to let the protagonist go.

But for some reason, he showed no intention of leaving the inn.

...And what’s this? He says he’ll pay three years’ worth of interest with his body? <<less

“That s*ave over there. Can you give him to me?”... more>>

Because that s*ave is actually the male lead of this novel and the long lost son of a duke.

So, if you don’t want to be executed for abusing the male lead, just hand him over to me quietly.

To prevent a massacre ending and to collect the reward offered for the male lead, I risked my life to protect him.

I used him to escape from this miserable household and to fulfill the dreams I couldn’t achieve in my previous life.

“Thank you, Duke.”

When I exchanged the male lead for the reward, his face seemed stained with betrayal, but…

It doesn’t matter.

I made sure to keep a strict line between us so that the male lead wouldn’t catch the rampant male lead affliction: obsession.

So now I plan to run away from him!

Five years later.

I finally managed to open a ‘convenience store’ in this romance fantasy world, and it’s a huge success!

One day, a suspicious customer visited me.

“Welcome!”

Even I, who had the knight commander, the mercenary king, and a priest—who were all famous in the whole empire by the way—as regular customers in the capital, had to catch my breath at the beauty of this customer.

“Are you looking for something?”

“Right here.”

“Pardon?”

“She’s right in front of me.”

His gaze was fixed directly on me.

“I’m sorry, dear customer, but I’m not for sale….”

“Master.”

As I hurriedly bowed my head, I was startled by the familiar yet unfamiliar address from the customer’s mouth.

“You bought me, didn’t you? You must take responsibility to the very end. Like that time, when we shared a single blanket… and spent many nights together. Remember?”

…Wasn’t I supposed to be safe from the male lead’s obsession?

#RomanceFantasy #Misunderstandings #Growth #Revenge #Transmigration #Fate #YoungerML #SlyML #ObsessiveML #DirectML #NaiveML #GoldenRetrieverML #CapableFL #RefreshingFL #ContractRelationship <<less

Jiang Liyun had always wanted to be a wealthy person since she was young. Although she had a difficult early life, she later worked hard and managed to amass a fortune worth billions. However, she married the wrong person and was left partially paralyzed by a scoundrel. If it weren’t for Feng Yi, who grew up with her and never left her side, taking care of her, she might not have survived.... more>>

But even Feng Yi passed away early.

Her life was full of regrets.

When she opened her eyes again, she found herself back in 1987, the day after she went on a blind date with the scoundrel. At this time, she was young and vibrant, and there were countless business opportunities waiting for her to explore in this land she lived in.

This time, whether it was marriage or career, she would succeed smoothly!

***

After her rebirth, Jiang Liyun rejected the scoundrel and sighed as she looked at Feng Yi, her neighbor, who was thin and frail. The Feng Yi who had taken care of her properly in her previous life and could effortlessly carry her, now looked like a bamboo pole. What could she do? She could only work hard to make him strong.

***

Feng Yi’s father passed away early, and his mother remarried. Among the five children in the family, he was the least cared for. Except for Jiang Liyun living next door, no one paid attention to him. His biggest dream was to marry Jiang Liyun, and if he couldn’t marry her, he was willing to spend his whole life following her. From one day onwards, Jiang Liyun started feeding him…

Feng Yi was so happy he was about to faint.

***

Everyone in the village knew that the Feng family wouldn’t arrange a marriage for Feng Yi, the “useless” one, so he was destined to remain a bachelor for life. However, Feng Yi “married” himself off, to the third daughter of the Jiang family. As the third daughter of the Jiang family became wealthier and wealthier, he became the most envied man.

Reading Guide: The female lead is reborn and gradually becomes wealthy starting from selling, with family stories included. <<less

No. Store closed.
The store is closing early due to the owner's lack of motivation.... more>>

The day I submitted my resignation, I died in an accident.
I thought it was all over, but I fell through the cracks of dimensions.

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎! 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍!
𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙: 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 (𝟿,𝟾𝟶𝟶 𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑)

What is this? Is this some kind of N*tflix?
To survive, I have to run a c*cktail bar and collect coins to pay the subscription fee.

"Who decided this? I'm not doing it!"

When I lay down, refusing to work, the system kept prodding me with carrots and sticks.

---

As I shook the shaker across different dimensions, regulars gradually gathered.
It seemed like a survival-type scenario, but did I play the bartender role too well?

"Any interest in becoming a bartender at my estate?"
The straightforward duke, a big shot at the c*cktail bar, kept pestering me.

"I have to protect you too. How can I leave you alone when all you can do is garnish with a knife?"
The participant of the death game who collapsed in front of the store became a part-timer.

"Nuna! Wanna upgrade your membership? I'll give you a discount!"
It seems like there's a story behind the system that's trying to rip me off?

The multidimensional c*cktail bar stuck in the dimensional rift is now open for business! <<less