Cheng You opened a bar in the city and worked until 5am every day. Across from him, a beautiful woman opened a breakfast shop that opened at 5am every morning.... more>>

Cheng You's subordinates knew that he would always go home and sleep after work and never had the habit of eating breakfast.

However, suddenly one day, after finishing work at 5am, their boss would run to the shop across the street every day.

The subordinates were curious and asked him, "Boss, what's so good at the shop across the street that you're risking your life to go eat there for an hour or two every day?"

Cheng You thought about the promiscuous woman who had been all over him the day before and replied, "p**sy."

He was going to eat the shop owner's p**sy.

(It's a story about a rough guy bar owner vs. a lustful woman breakfast shop owner, a one-on-one relationship, both still virg*ns~)

Tags: Simplified Chinese / High s*xual Content / One-on-One Relationship / Heteros*xual / Sweet Story.

About the Title: This phrase 直不起腰（H） is a slang term that is often used to describe feeling physically tired or sore after engaging in s*xual activity, particularly in the lower back area. The English translation of this phrase is "can't straighten my back (after sex)". <<less

Year 2035. The virtual reality game, Warlord, changed the world. An Jaehyun was one of the many who wished to change his life through the... more>> game. After dedicating his life to the game, he was met with a betrayal. A betrayal by his comrades. As a result, he lost everything. But a chance was given to him. A chance to redo everything again! “I won’t play with others ever again. Whatever the outcome, I’ll show that I can do it alone.” Others rolled a dice to split the spoils of victory. An Jaehyun ate it all by himself. It was the start of An Jaehyun’s solo game life. <<less

Born into a unique world where villages fight to gain power and control, the main character, Shi Hao, is a genius blessed by the heavens... more>> born under the poorest of conditions. His clan, however, has a mysterious past. To rise up and become the genius he is meant to be, the clan goes through every effort to aid his cultivation as they battle through fanatical monsters and engage in power struggles with other clans. His journey will bring him through unknown lands until he is able to become a person that can truly shake the world. <<less

She, a 21st century mercenary queen, had crossed over into a tragically betrayed body of a waste. Waste? She will show them what it means to be a waste! Betrayed? With the Ancient Manual in her hands, she will astonish all the despicable men and cheap women! ... more>>

Wait! Didn’t everyone say that she was an evil woman which everyone feared? Why is his Third Highness, full of mystery and charisma, so interested in her? <<less

When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.... more>>

This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.

Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.

Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”

Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.

However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.

Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”

Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.

The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.

In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can. <<less

He had never invested in shares or bought a lottery ticket, and neither did he have any experience in the general business industry. Lu Li found that the only thing he could do was play games. ... more>>

Luckily he had experienced rebirth, and was one step ahead of everyone else. Luckily, games had been developing extremely quickly, and there were many people who had become rich through playing games.

In his ‘past life’, he had spent countless nights awake, in grief and anguish. However, although all of this had been washed away, so what…? This life, he was determined to make a fierce counterattack against fate and stand at the very top! <<less

Thousands of years ago, she was a young tree demon who fell in love with the Water God. After experiencing a tragic love that ended with the disappearance of the Water God, she lives alone in the present world and becomes the owner of the “Unceasing” dessert shop.... more>>

She brews a tea called “Fleeting Life,” and her shop attracts many peculiar customers. Each customer drinks her tea and shares their own story, tales filled with the heart-rending loves and hatreds of supernatural beings – a handsome and young cat demon falling in love with a fish, a visually stunning fox protecting a prophecy flower, a golden lion roaring to the heavens to save his beloved, a night butterfly warrior with a mysterious past hunting down demons… Every customer who visits the dessert shop has a story to tell.

Just like the Fleeting Life tea, their stories are filled with bitterness and sweetness, twists and turns. The tree demon owner is the one who listens to these stories. And she herself is also someone on a quest for tranquility. Her life has Zimiao, Jiu Jue, Ao Chi, Fatty, Skinny…in the end, where will they all head? <<less

In a fantasy world where martial artists can split mountains and creeks with a wave of their hand and break rivers with a kick, there exists a little restaurant like this. ... more>>

The restaurant isn’t large, but it is a place where countless apex existences will rush into.

There, you can taste egg-fried rice made from phoenix eggs and dragon blood rice.

There, you can drink strong wine brewed from vermillion fruit and water from the fountain of life.

There, you can taste the barbecued meat of a ninth grade supreme beast sprinkled with black pepper.

What? You want to abduct the chef? That’s not going to happen, because there’s a divine beast of unfathomable level, the Hellhound, lying at the entrance.

Oh, that chef also has a robotic assistant that killed a ninth grade supreme being with a single hand and a group of crazy women whose stomachs were conquered. <<less

JoJo?... more>>

No, this is Dio!

After crossing, the protagonist is examining his new identity aggressively— Dio Brando, a British and Chinese mixed-race coach ratio!

But wait a minute...

This is the Marvel Universe? How long will it take for Thanos to reach the battlefield?

By the way, I have a cheat!

Star Platinum, The World, Crazy Diamond, Killer Queen, Gold Experience, King Crimson... All for me!

Ding, hello new player, your first Stand has been drawn.

Looking at the 'Little Tomato' who was smiling at him, as the only Stand User in the Marvel Universe, Dio was speechless, then lit a cigarette silently, looked up at the ceiling, exhales smoke, it's just a mystery how life is so harsh! <<less

From the moment the red moon appeared in the sky, everyone in the world turned crazy. Except me!

The earth has entered the era of aura recovery, and human beings have started their supernatural awakening!
Jiangnan suddenly awakened the strongest stall system.
Potion?... more>> Detoxification soybeans? Lucky cherries? In short of supply!
The world’s top gods, richest men, beautiful school girls, popular anchors, cold goddesses, and peak powers have all come to buy.
Jiangnan: “I’m not interested in making billions of dollars! I just want to pit… Uh, my wish is for world peace!” <<less

My three Essentials for Surviving a Trouble-Filled World: Knowledge, Companions, and Financial Luck.

Four days ago, the evil god left the 《Unlimited Ghost Game》 and became the first player to ever leave the system.... more>>

Four days later, Su Li woke up in the real world, from an evil god feared by all ghosts, to a miserable social animal with a crippling debt.

Su Li, whose goal in life is to be a rich salted fish who can eat and sleep like a fool: “…”

*

Su Li began working at the Supernatural Section of the Bureau of Investigations as a delicate, weak, and timid intern.

A colleague of the Supernatural Team: “Damn, you’re so weak. Rest assured, the task of catching ghosts will never fall on you.”

Su Li: “Thank you; I’ll be relying on you then.”

Su Li quickly slipped away from the scene, but when he turned around, all of his teammates were eaten up by ghosts.

The malicious spirit proudly said, “Don’t worry, you’re next.”

Su Li: “…”

There was no choice; he could only roll up his sleeves and fight back.

While fighting, Su Li noticed something wrong. Why were all these powerful ghosts his old acquaintances from the game?

Those ghostly acquaintances were angry. “That dogsh*t system! Is this what you mean by an ordinary person deprived of power? Look at him beating me up, my head has been ripped off wuwuwu!!!”

Su Li slowly tidied up his sleeves and raised the corners of his lips, revealing an extremely gentle smile: “Going back on one’s words, system, you’re really… looking for death.”

**

He Duo, the new head of the He family.

It’s said that this person was neither a human nor a ghost. Not only does he have a venomous personality, but he also acts extremely crazily. In front of him, people would respectfully refer to him as He-shao, but behind his back, they would refer to him as the mad dog.

Then one day, he found out that he had a fiancé named Su Li.

He Duo’s lips raised slightly as he smiled as lightly ordered his subordinates: “Then just peel off his skin.”

*

Afterwards——

Su Li sat on a soft sofa, stepping on He Duo’s knee as he spoke, “If you want to stay by my side, that’s fine. But, are you obedient enough?”

*

“I love you.”

“I love you too, little puppy.” <<less

Adolite, the son of an high priest, was destined to be cast down and eventually killed by a hero. When Adolite learns of this tragic end, he feels remorse and vows never to act out of personal gain or...... more>>

Rather, he decided to kill the hero.

Adolite's dream was to build a mountain of gold coins, and he would not give up on that by any means necessary.

Greedy and arrogant, the Adolite is determined to kill his nemesis, the hero, by overcoming every obstacle that stands in his way.

However, people who do not know his true intention at all are charmed by his undying will, and they begin to worship him as a saint.

"Adolite, please save us from our impotence and foolishness. ......"

The future high priest, a future villain, counts his gold coins and vigilantly targets the life of a hero. <<less

The only son of a country side baron, who is called tr*sh and hated by his family, subordinates, and every citizen of the fief. One... more>> day, he suddenly loses consciousness, and when he opens his eyes… Inside his body was… a Korean civil engineer. <<less

The boundless universe was filled with all sorts of wonders.... more>>

I, Chen *Ping'an, only have one sword, to move mountains, turn the seas upside down, suppress demons, deal with gods, pluck stars, break rivers, destroy cities, and open the heavenly abode!

My name is Chen Ping'an, Ping'an* of Peace, and I am a swordsman.

The Midland world was full of wonders.

In the center of the world, there was a scholar who had once used a sword to slash out a waterfall of the Milky Way. This was the person he was the most proud of.

At the edge of the East Sea’s cliffs, there was a nameless Daoist who was unwilling to ascend to the peak of a mountain. He only wished for a cool breeze to brush against his face.

In the Western Pure Land, there was an old monk who liked to treat people to chicken soup and tell stories.

In the southern border of the Wilderness, there was a blind painter who controlled golden-armored puppets that were as tall as mountains to move the hundred thousand mountains, creating an embroidered picture.

An impoverished youth who grew up in the north. One day, he saw tens of thousands of Sword Kinesis Immortals above him, like a swarm of locusts crossing the border.

He wanted to see for himself the scholar that the storyteller had mentioned, the surging tides of the East Sea, the vast swamps of sand in the west, and the majestic mountains of the Southern Wasteland.

Thus, one day, the youth picked up the wooden sword and began to descend south.

Notes:

* Ping'an means peace

** The four directions here are just the four sides of the map of China and the earth. As for the World of Righteousness, it was only one of the four “World”. <<less

Goddamnit! Now I’ve got to look for another job to pay the bills! That f*cker! I did nothing wrong!... more>>

Huh? What’s that? Eternal, a full dive VRMMORPG that gives you the chance to make real money? Perfect, that’s exactly what I need!

Now… What class should I pick?

Warrior? No, I don’t want to tank.

Knight? Please, I already said I hate tanking.

Healer? Oh God, please don’t make me babysit people.

Archer? Mage? No, I’ll be too far from the loot!

Rogue? Seems nice. We can steal stuff too? Perfect!

Now…. Show me the gold! Show me the cash! Show me the money! <<less

This is the story of an orphan, Lu Shu. He is not any regular orphan, but a metahuman experiencing the changes in himself, his country... more>> and the world during the dawn of the magical era. Watch as Lu Shu embarks on a journey to hone his peculiar abilities together with his sister, the adorable and charismatic Lu Xiaoyu. Along the way, they’ll encounter supernatural events, obstacles and even the most powerful people in their country. How will Lu Shu make the best of his abilities and oust his never-ending list of rivals and opponents? <<less

Tang Shumi and Ji Linchen had been engaged for two years without any sign of marriage. Tang Shumi became the laughing stock of socialites circles and the abandoned woman of a wealthy family. When everybody mocked Tang Shumi as to exactly when she would become Madam Ji– Ji Linchen tops Forbes’ list of Asia’s wealthiest individuals. ... more>>

The interviewer questioned, “As the youngest billionaire on the list, have you ever encountered a problem you couldn’t solve with money?”

The usually cold and aristocratic man looked at the camera, eyebrows raised. With a subtle smile that did not reach his eyes, he briskly replied,

“My fiancee refuses to marry me, does that count?”

Shumi sat in front of the TV, waving the postnuptial property agreement her assistant had just sent in her hands, a look of greed on her face, “Marry! Immediately, straight away!” <<less

Fang Huaining – The ace of University A’s Computer science department, handsome, intelligent, self-disciplined, aloof, an expert in programming theory, and has many admirers.... more>>

Li Ting – The class-cutter of Jiuliu University, a work maniac who swept through the twelve big streets around campus, eager to fight, unsociably eccentric, stingy, silent, mastered many foreign languages, and has many haters.

Classmate asks: Ace, the handsome takeout guy who’s been coming here to deliver eel rice-bowls actually did a German translation for our professor, did you introduce him?

Fang Huaining: No, not familiar.

Gay friend asks: Li-zi, the bigshot from Comp Sci came over and paid for our meals, is he someone you know?

Li Ting: Who? Not familiar.

…

Li Ting: Why do you always take the bus all the way to the suburbs to steal the vegetables I grow? Am I familiar with you?

Fang Huaining: Then why do you always change your IP address to stalk my personal website? Am I also familiar with you? <<less

“In a land far to the east, there exists a strange store that has rejected a three Michelin star rating multiple times.... more>>

The prices are expensive. A combo set of soup and egg fried rice costs 288 RMB. Oh, I forgot it also includes a side dish of pickles. Even so, very many people line up to wait.

That place does not accept reservations. It only lets in people who are waiting in line there. Countless people make special trips to line up there. Of course, there’s nowhere to park planes or cars.

Their service is so terrible, the customers have to serve their own dishes and grab their own bowls and chopsticks, and they even have to wipe down their own tables! God, the boss is simply crazy.”

—《 Michelin Gourmet Magazine》 <<less

A Virtual Reality game praised for its extreme difficulty. ... more>>

Hanseong was once a top-tier ranker, but got trapped inside the game which has lots of death flags!

It’s hard to survive with his current stats which are similar to that of a mob so Hanseong configures his status in order to achieve a high level of luck!

Obtaining skills from random boxes? Hitting the jackpot from the slot machine? A person overflowing with luck! So, can Hanseong safely clear this game by only relying on his luck? <<less

Reborn in the Marvel world, Ye Bai just wanted to be a quiet copywriter at first. I just want to spend my life with my lovely wife Hela every day, but there are always troubles that keep coming to the door.... more>>

Since Ye Bai had a sign-in system, he would get special rewards every day.

“Kryptonion General Zod’s body template.”

“Shenzhou Tablet, Cunjin Kaitian.”

“Silver rank, The god of the world.”

“Infinite power, the heart of the universe.”

….

“Odin, I’ll give you another chance. Do you agree with Hela’s and my marriage?.”

“Thanos, are you coming to the earth to do something?”

“Galactus. The shame of the five great gods. You quickly get lost for this Lord .”

“Life Court, you are not qualified to judge me.” <<less

Since inheriting the zoo.
Xiang Qian’s waist is no longer sore, his legs are no longer sore, and he walks with BGM.
From the grasslands of Inner Mongolia to Siberia (Bear Country)...
From Madagascar to the Congo in Africa...
He have seen thousands of mountains and rivers along the way.
He have traveled from the south to the north, it didn't matter whether if it sunny or windy.... more>>

He can only say, that the charm of wild animals...
is beyond your imagination! <<less

Li Xiao transmigrated! After transmigration, her father was Li Nanjue, a CEO, and her mother was Xu Manqin, a chief fashion designer.... more>>

Before Li Xiao could even happily laugh like a pig, she found out that her mother is the Cannon Fodder of the novel “The CEO’s Pampered Film Queen Wife”, and she is the daughter of the cannon fodder ex-wife.

Now the plot of the original novel ends. Her father had just kicked out the cannon fodder ex-wife who was hindering his love and can now be inseparable with his film queen female lead, who got genius twin children.

Her maternal grandfather’s family bankrupt. Her mother mentally broke down.

Li Xiao lost her aristocratic aura: it’s dawn, time to use her prophecy powers to see when this slag father is bankrupt. <<less