Can a draft be eaten: Did you order the takeout to my house? Thanks.... more>>

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten: Next time order the beef brisket noodles. I don't like sour vegetables.

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten: Oh, can you help me hire a household helper? My clothes are still soaking in a pail of face-wash like substance.

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten:... this must be automatic reply. When you return and see this, also call a mechanic for me. My washing machine at home has been spoilt for a long time.

Selective blindness: Can you be even more shameless? Can you can you can you? Draft you jerk!

Can a draft be eaten: How difficult is it to make a telephone call. I need to concentrate on writing my draft. <<less

The Deer and the Cauldron, also known as The Duke of Mount Deer, is a novel by Jin Yong (Louis Cha) and the last of... more>> his works. The novel was initially published in Hong Kong as a serial, and ran from 24 October 1969 to 23 September 1972 in the newspaper Ming Pao. Although the book is often referred to as a wuxia novel, it is not archetypal of the genre, since the protagonist, Wei Xiaobao, is not an adept martial artist, but rather, an antihero who relies on wit and cunning to get out of trouble. Another alternative title of the novel is On Ruding Mountains. <<less

The story of a cute and juicy mussel being eaten by the mighty General step by step

1. Download a suspicious game
2. Catch a few magical pets as partners
3. Go through interesting daily routines and lead the pet shop to... more>> a whole new level <<less

After living in a desolate land, where there wasn't even a single blade of grass and hunger was an everyday reality, Min Sung finally returns to Earth: his home.... more>>

"Am I... back from the dead?"

Having lived off the remains of the monsters he had slain for a century, the food on Earth became a heavenly delicacy to him.

"Do NOT get between me and my meal!"

Judgment awaits those who disrupt the champion's meal.

Now, let the feast of the ultimate reincarnator begin! <<less

In a journey to defeat the Demon Lord, three women set out as heroes—there’s the sweet and clingy female hero, the upright and virtuous female knight, and the gentle and caring holy maiden.... more>>

But amidst this trio of women, there’s a lone black-robed male wizard named Farsa. Despite being a court magician and a member of the Demon Lord’s Four Heavenly Kings, he joins the hero’s party as well.

In the day, he fights alongside the heroes as a human, and at night, he works for the Demon Lord’s army as a demon.

“I’d be perfectly content with just enough money to get by! I don’t want to climb the ladder and end up busy! I’d rather retire somewhere peaceful in the countryside, spend my days reading or something.”

But his hopes are in vain as he continues to be recognized and promoted by those around him, and now he finds himself on a one-way path, unable to turn back—a hybrid of a human and demon, a precarious secret he keeps, always anxious about when his true identity will be exposed.

Reluctantly, Farsa continues to work day after day, unsure of what the future holds. <<less

Belinda was a princess with commoner blood in her veins. She lived quietly in the Star Palace among the heavens, but one day, she heals a wounded cat. The cat became a balm to her lonely life. But the lovely cat was actually…... more>>

***

Aymon stepped on the neck of the prince.

His eyes stared coldly at the prince.

“Humans dare threaten what’s mine?”

“I didn’t know… I didn’t know it’s Belinda…”

“Yeah, you didn’t know. But I don’t know either- How much power must be adjusted so that you will not die.”

As Belinda, who was watching, grabbed his collar to drag Aymon,

Aymon turned slowly and laughed at Belinda.

“Don’t worry, Belinda. I will kill anything that bothers you.”

***

What to do with him?

It seems that I picked up a scary creature without my knowledge. <<less

Silly adorable hunky loyal dog x terrible Queen

One day,
Somewhere out there,
Somewhere along the line,
I thought I was dreaming.... more>>

Later, I woke up from a dream.
However, I didn’t know if it was truly just a dream. <<less

Imagine having the opportunity to be able to enter different worlds created by numerous novels and stories. Which kind of role would you like to play?... more>>

Do you want to be the illustrious protagonist, either good or evil, or just be a supporting role standing behind the protagonists?

Our villainess boss, Ming Shu, would choose none of the above. Claiming missions from the Harmony System and driven by her endless passion for snacks, the world traveler, Ming Shu, embarks on the path to make the mission target hate her as much as possible by gaining Hatred Points. But it turns out she is not alone on her journey… <<less

He’s the Wolf King on the battlefield, one that mastered peerless martial arts and the sophisticated art of medicine. He originally wanted to just live... more>> a peaceful life, but his wife who’s a CEO thought he’s a loser and wanted a divorce. The cold war between husband and wife began. <<less

My name is Qin Jue. At only 16 years of age, I’m already the youngest person to ever become an uncle-grandmaster in the Xuanyi Mountain... more>> Sect.
Also, I’m the strongest being in this entire world!
But unlike other transmigrators, I want nothing to do with the outside world and wish to live a leisurely life on a cliff behind the sect, sipping wine and singing songs.
That is until one day, a mysterious girl appears in front of my yard…
Join Qin Jue as he deals with sneaky sects and greedy, hostile clans, all while raising a “weed” to sentience and creating heaven-defying spirit-energy “guns”. <<less

The protagonist is a guy who is among the s*upidest of the s*upidest in the school. In this school, your grades can, under the supervision of teachers, take a virtual form to do combat! However, if you leave an examination half way, you get zero marks. A bright and cute girl, Mizuki Himeji, was having a high fever during the examination. Despite her potential to be the second highest scorer in the level, she obtained zero marks for having left due to her illness and is thus allocated to the worst class, class F. ... more>>

Grades mean almost everything. For Class A, they have a smart-looking teacher, a plasma TV as big as the entire wall as their blackboard, personal laptops, personal air-cons, refrigerators, adjustable seats and all kinds of different appliances. Within the refrigerator, there are all kinds of drinks and snacks. Their ceiling is made of glass, the wall lets them put up high-class drawings and plants.

As for Class F, the worst class... They have Japanese desks and seat paddings. Their blackboard is dirty and there is no chalk even! Someone complains that the legs of his desk are broken, so the teacher asks, "Didn't we distribute some glue to stick wood together? Glue it back yourself later." Another one complains that wind is blowing in from the broken window. The teacher says, "I got it. I will apply for plastic bags and invisible glue to fix it later." There are spider webs everywhere, not a patch of the wall is clean. A unique moldy smell spreads across the entire room; it must be from the old tatamis used to tile the floor. This is the status of class F.

The protagonist feels displeased at such an arrangement, and seeks help from his friends to try to make a change through summoning war!! And they devise all kinds of plans to try to beat the famous class A, intending to get class A's classroom and equipment if they win!! <<less

Dante Renatus, who took the throne with her excellent swordsmanship skill,... more>>

is reincarnated as ‘Helena’, the daughter of Duke Peresca, 500 years later.

‘The second life I don’t want.

I’ve enjoyed everything I’ve had in my previous life, and I’ve tried everything I could do.

Being reborn is just cumbersome and everything is boring.’

Meanwhile, Prince Caesar visits the duke’s residence to avoid a power struggle.

Helena, who recognizes Caesar’s talent, decides to become his swordsmanship teacher.

“I will make you emperor.”

She started it just to appease her boring life, using the skills of her previous life to train younger student…

“If it is for Master’s sake, I can destroy this world as well.”

‘To like is to like, but somehow, it seems like he likes me too much?’ <<less

Zhang Gong decides to learn light magic, a magic few show interest in and eventually becomes the legendary Grand Magister. While trying to end the... more>> continent’s east and west separation in order to unite all of the different races, he becomes every race’s Child of Light. <<less

A youth tale about leading a beautiful girl, who was about to jump, to a happy life.... more>>

I’m neither antisocial or cheery, and I'm in the middle of the school caste.
But one day, on the rooftop, I encountered the famous ‘The Perfect and Beautiful Girl Loved by God’, Mitsumine Iroha, who was about to jump off.

“Leave me alone. I want to die already.”

Ever since I stopped her, we started spending our days together. We ate pizza in an empty classroom, and played with fireworks by the pool at night. “It’s fun being with you.” “I can’t die because of you, right?” Despite being scared of the gazes of others, Mitsumine begins to slowly open her heart. The girl who wears the mask of ‘A Perfect Me’, is actually childish and adorable——

This is a story about leading a troubled beautiful girl to an ordinary and happy youth. <<less

Procrastinator extraordinaire, Fang Ning, had lost his consciousness after banging his head on a night of celebration. He woke up to a realization that he... more>> no longer had control of his body, as a System had taken it over. Will he eventually regain control of his body or will he be trapped in his body forever? How does he maneuver this situation? What's in store for Fang Ning? <<less

After transmigrating, the system tells Ruan Xia that if she successfully conquers the male lead in a no-CP novel, she will be able to obtain the script for a wealthy husband who never comes home. Every day, she half-heartedly pursues the male lead, wishing him good morning and good night, until just as she’s about to succeed in marrying him, the dormant system wakes up.... more>>

System: “Host, you’ve pursued the wrong person. This is the villain from another novel.”

Ruan Xia: “……”

After sleeping for a while, the big villain discovered that his wife had run away??? <<less

I am a knight. To be precise, I am the Church of the God of Light’s Sun Knight.... more>>

The Church of the God of Light worships and serves the God of Light, and theirs’ one of the three largest religions on this continent.

As the whole continent knows, the Church of the God of Light has the Twelve Holy Knights, and each one has his own unique personality and features.

To be the Sun Knight is to have shining golden hair, sky blue eyes, a compassionate nature, and a brilliant smile.

“The benevolent God of Light will forgive your sins.”

I must have said that line at least a million times in my time as the Sun Knight.

However, the greatest wish in my life is to be able to stand before the entire continent and roar, “Damn your ‘the whole continent knows’! This Sun Knight just doesn’t feel like smiling! I just don’t want to forgive these human tr*shes! I just want to pepper my sentences with ‘f***’!”

Unfortunately, even to this day, I continue to wear a smile as I say, “The benevolent God of Light will forgive your sins.” <<less

On the surface, she’s a gay high school boy. Underneath, she’s the hacker known as Z, who hunts criminals on the internet. A girl dressed in men’s clothes; a master at playing games, punishing evil, and having the highest skill in seducing girls. When people learned that “he” was actually female, the entire population blew up!... more>>

Fu Jiu: “Great Deity Qin, do you have a girlfriend?”

Qin Mo puts down the laptop: “I don’t have one.”

Fu Jiu starts to seduce in a low voice: “In that case, you have one starting now. Me.”

Hearing this, Qin Mo leans over tyrannically.

Fu Jiu is dumbstruck: “Hold on! What are you doing?”

Qin Mo: “Using my privilege as a boyfriend.” <<less

"The fourth primogenitor" - That's the world's strongest vampire that should only exist in legends. Accompanied even by twelve Kenjuu and spreading calamity, this phantom vampire appeared in Japan.... more>>

For the observation and obliteration of this "fourth primogenitor", the government and Lion King decided to dispatch an attack mage referred as a "swords shaman". However, for some reason, the one chosen for the observation was an apprentice "swords shaman" girl, Himeragi Yukina.

Wielding the strongest anti-primogenitor spirit spear, Yukina arrived at Demon Sanctuary, "Itogami City". What was the true identity of the "fourth primogenitor", Akatsuki Kojou, she encountered over there!? <<less

A world filled with legends.... more>>

In the southern part of the continent, the citizenry of the Roland Empire are suffering under the rule of a tyrannical administration and corrupted nobility.

On the orders of King Sion, Ryner and Ferris set out on a quest. But our protagonist Ryner takes lethargy to a whole new dimension. All he wants is to create the Napping Kingdom, a place that embraces a carefree and indolent lifestyle.

Before long, Ryner and the others are dragged unsuspecting into the maelstrom of war, one that will tangle the threads of three different people's fates together into a complicated and unbreakable snarl!

What future do Ryner's 'eyes' reflect?

We're raising the curtain on a brand new and exciting genre, the Anti-Heroic Fantasy! <<less

Everyone said that Yi Qing was the number one Sword Cultivator in the world, with a swordsmanship and cultivation that no one could surpass. Whether it was when he was cultivating in the Lower Realm, or when he was in the Ten Heavens of the Upper Realm, he has always been undefeated.... more>>

Yi Qing laughed and said: “That is because you do not know of my Master. If we speak of cultivation, I am not as good as she by a long mile. Thinking about it, at the start, out of the ten Heavenly Emperors of the Upper Realm, my Master beat up nine, and the one left was myself.”

“Master? You actually have a Master! Who? How come we never heard of it?”

“My Master is…. Eh? Master? Master! And my Master? Has anyone seen my Master?”

A person next to them quietly raised her paw. “I am here!” <<less

Shuu is a member of the literary club that can't write. One day, he gets a mysterious message on his phone from a girl called... more>> Eina, and from that impulsive contact, they begin to exchange messages. They talk of things like their shared interest in novels and grow close. However, when they try and meet, they discover a shocking truth. Eina lives… not in the present, but five years in the past! How will their love develop, parted by five years of nights...!? <<less