Yan Shuang is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life.... more>>

There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist.

Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel.

Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs.

Scum Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental abuse aplenty
Scum Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight
Scum Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play
Scum Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough
Scum Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you

Yan Shuang: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba <<less

Siyu transmigrated into a manhua and became the male lead’s half-sister. The sister had a sickly fragile body, one that couldn’t even withstand a gust of wind. It’s a pity that her heart was so vicious. ... more>>

Over and over, she tried to kill the male and female lead. Until finally she was hated by all, deserted by everyone close, cursed by people, and died miserably alone in the rain one night.

Now the question was: how could she stay alive in peace as a sickly beautiful lady who always vomits blood for no reason and could drop dead at any time?

Fortunately, Siyu soon discovered that she could see another person’s luck. So, as long as other people around her had better luck than hers, she could rely on their blessings to extend her life.

As for her... Siyu looked into the mirror. No matter how she looked at it, the person in the mirror looked like she would die early. It’s not an exaggeration. If you’re talking about bad luck, then everyone else was tr*sh.

The wave was stable; no matter how crazy she played, she wouldn’t die! (～￣▽￣)～

Until she came across a great god who was feared by everybody—

Siyu: “Don’t, don’t come near me QAQ”

Fifth Master Lu smiled gently whilst the beads on his hand were shattered into pieces, “Run away once more, and I’ll break your leg.” <<less

The Shou was very poor. He was given medicine by his brothers and then given to the enemy. The enemy Gong also abused the Shou.... more>> Finally in the end, the Gong regretted it. <<less

Xie Luan had always believed in science until one day, a meteorite smashed into his yard, forcing him to bind to a heroic world saving script. The worst thing was that the script didn’t even follow common sense.... more>>

Others become superheroes while he became a super-nanny. So in his left hand was a “Cub Encyclopedia” and in the right, a small milk bottle to feed the small cub clinging onto his leg.

Today, Xie Luan is trying his best to save the world. <<less

“Nobody’s going to buy me emeralds. Nobody’s going to give me babies. Nobody’s going to save my life.”... more>>

—Lawrence Block, “Eight Million Ways to Die”

I could finally be liberated.

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It had been more than a decade since Shi Wen, an alpha who became an omega for the man he loved, had been suffering in the quagmire of the world and his partner's indifference and disgust. As he was dragged into the darkness of death, he dialed his partner's number. "I don't regret it." But all he got in response was the hung-up tone.

No one saved him.

***

Shang Yu indifferently hung up the call. Anyway, he would see him soon after that person's gland removal surgery.

He never thought that that would be the last. <<less

「I don’t like that kind of woman. Rather I dislike her. I hate her.」――――Overhearing her beloved childhood friend Reiss make that sort of declaration, Suria’s first love was smashed into smithereens. While crying she punched Reiss in the stomach with all her might and in that moment she blurted out「I hate you too!」and ran away, and several years passed since the bitter memory. She grew into adulthood as a precious existence, a『Spirit User』, and the one who appeared in front of Suria who was entrusted with an important task from the country to serve as her escort, possessing the other name of the ruthlessly heartless『Demon Knight』, it was Reiss.... more>>

It became that they had to travel together, and Suria had her old wounds excavated. But it seems like Reiss has some sort of secret……

Until the two can be recompensed. <<less

Coincidentally, Lin Sifei transmigrated to become the cat of a villainess from a novel that she read.... more>>

Oh, but the villainess was quite tragic. Her parents had both died when she was young, and she suffered quite a bit of humiliation. Even though she was quite lonely, her cat also ignored her. And because she was the villainess and thus offended the novel’s original heroine, she was bankrupted by one of the many boyfriends of the aforementioned heroine.

Ah, she was very pitiful! Lin Sifei, after wiping away her tears of pity for the villainess, decided to give her comfort and warmth, and vowed to get rid of that white lotus green tea heroine for her.

When the heroine worked in the company, Lin Sifei immediately used her ultimate cat spying powers to find her issues and got her fired.

When the heroine became a model, Lin Sifei immediately acted cute and used her power as a cute cat to get onto magazine covers instead of her.

And when the heroine attempted to start a career in the showbiz, Lin Sifei went “pow”, turned back into a human, and immediately showed everyone the charms of a true movie queen.

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Luo Ke had been having dreams lately, dreaming that she was wandering on the streets alone, dying alone in the pouring rain.

When she woke up from those dreams, though, the ball of fur that was her cat near her shoulder would somehow give her warmth.

And she slowly realized that this cat she got seemed to really like her and stick to her… and her cat seemed to understand human language.

When her cat, suddenly, one day, became a person…

Luo Ke: To be honest, I’m not all that surprised. <<less

“Hello, temptress.”... more>>

Count Cassarius died suddenly because of the plague.

He left behind a will for Rietta, a beautiful young widow of his estate whom he tried to take as a concubine before his death, to be buried with him. Just before Rietta was about to be buried, Grand Duke Axias, known as a cruel tyrant, came to the estate. He was there to ask Cassarius to pay back the enormous debt that he had been putting off.

“Everyone here seems to feel sorry for her, but I have yet to receive my payment from Cassarius. If I took her instead of the debt, everyone would be happier.”

Axias chuckled and gave a sweet greeting.

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Gu Shishi, a master of traditional Chinese painting, transmigrated into the role of a cannon fodder in a cliché novel.... more>>

The cannon fodder female supporting character was switched at birth. She had barely spent a few days with her biological parents before she was tossed into the wolf’s den by those same parents. Her parents, having no heart to send their fake daughter with a heart disease to live a hard life, forced the real daughter into becoming the replacement. Gu Shishi was sent away to marry the big villain – the rumored evil, cruel, and wife-cursing first young master of the Huo’s.

On the very first day that she had transmigrated, she had to face her fated tragic death….

Luckily, she had also inadvertently discovered the path to altering her fate!

— The more gifts she received from the big villain, the longer she could live and the more cheats she would gain!

System:

(Wealthy Housewife System, Initiated!)

(Remaining Life: 8 minutes and 56 seconds)

(Recharge to extend your life.)

(Method of Recharging: Receive Money or Valuables from Wealthy Husband.)

(Received DIOR Bobbin Net Smock x 1, recharge value: $15,000!)

(Received FENDI Black Hooded Sweater x 1, recharge value: $10,160!)

(Received Givenchy Single Strap Mini Floral Print Pleated Skirt x 1, recharge value $180,695!)

(Recharge Successful!)

(Note: 24 hours additional life for every $1,000.) <<less

The almighty Skinia Empire invaded the Principality of Arita, taking it under its dominion. The imperial educational system enforced on the children of the fallen aristocracy is to “pair with a partner decided by the Empire and concieve a child in the spring of their 18th year.”... more>>

The Count’s daughter, Tiana, is to be paired with Adele, the Elite knight she quarrels with since childhood. Their first night passes without romance while the two exchange verbal blows.

Tiana thought that it would be only for one night, but Adele calls for her many times after, in the name of their duty?! <<less

Little Kitten is taken on a transmigration journey by the system that has possessed the mother cat.... more>>

Meow meow meow?

Turn into a human, complete mission, obtain credit points, maintain social stability…

Little kitten should just focus on studying instead.

He’s just a small fluffball who would fall over with just a poke of the CEO’s finger.

Ouyang Feng grabbed the kitten’s tail: How could I have the heart to poke him? Meow again for me~

Lin Jiabao: Meow?! <<less

In the fourteenth year of Chenghua, the imperial harem had one Consort Wan, just as the Western Depot had one Chief Eunuch named Wang Zhi. Crown Prince Zhu Youcheng was barely eight years old, and it was uncertain whether he could grow to adulthood without a hitch.... more>>

The Emperor was mediocre, and feckless. Eunuchs deceived those above them and kept those below them in the dark. Court officials patched up leaks left and right. Those doing evil were arrogantly savaging, and those doing good were helplessly sighing.

With the ways of the world like this, how could the ways of the Heavens possibly be just?

That year, Tang Fan transferred into Shuntian Prefecture from Hanlin Academy, taking up a post as a sixth-rank Judge. <<less

Yu Qingluo is a transmigrator previously known in the modern world for her marvelous medical skills and eccentric disposition. One day she transmigrates into the body of same name, a young girl who got pregnant after she was framed and abandoned cruelly by her own husband.... more>>

The story follows Yu Qingluo and her son in their way to find a person. However, she suddenly again meets that cruel man from 6 years ago and decides to prepare to take her revenge. Except, that her plans goes awry as her son once again decides to misbehave… <<less

“I came up with ten thousand clumsy ways to try and get your attention. This was just one of them.”... more>>

Tong Yao thinks he cannot be more ordinary. With a mediocre figure, a standard appearance, average grades, and a normal family background……absolutely nothing about him was special.

So why was Jiang Jinyue, the Campus Prince and Tong Yao’s secret crush, suddenly copying his wardrobe?!

A short and sweet story about getting together with the Campus Prince. <<less

Wen Xin transmigrated into a lucky koi novel set in the entertainment world as the female supporting character who served as a contrasting image for the female lead.... more>>

With the help of her lucky koi blood¹, the female lead’s career in the entertainment industry was smooth-sailing. On the other hand, as the older sister, the female supporting character shared the same blood but not the good fortune. Gradually, she grew jealous of the female lead – the classic vicious second female lead setting.

However, as a reader with the omnipotent view, Wen Xin knew that it wasn’t that the female supporting character didn’t have good fortune; it was just that her good fortune came from her cats. The female supporting character had five cats, each which seemed ordinary but were actually transmigrated into by big-shots of various spheres.

As long as she took good care of these five big shots, the life that awaited her would be a breeze! But the Wen Xin in the story had no idea. She whose mind was only filled with thoughts of making it big neutered bigshot #1, disdained bigshot #2 for eating too much, and threw the newly born bigshot#4 into the tr*sh can.

Afterwards, the bigshots regained their human form and formed an alliance. In one night, Wen Xin (in the novel) went bankrupt, became the most hated person on the internet, and lost her reputation. After transmigrating into the novel, Wen Xin expressed that although she supported neutering the cat, that didn’t mean that she wanted to experience the same fate! Thus, Wen Xin decided to save herself. First, she would start with canceling the neutering surgery for Bigshot #1…. <<less

When Shu Tang, a sickly young woman, fell ill and passed away in the 21st century, she thought she would finally be able to drink... more>> a bowl of Meng Po’s soup, take a trip across the Neihe bridge, and not be such a sickly person in her next life. But, after her soul left her body, forget about Meng Po’s soup, she didn’t even see soup dregs before being transmigrated into the body of a pig! After being adopted by Fuyu Shangxian, one of the three great immortals and heaven’s peerless beauty, hilarity ensues. <<less

When Cheng Yao saw Qian Heng for the first time, she couldn’t possibly understand why he was nicknamed ‘industry cancer’.... more>>

The man in front of her looked brilliant. He was handsome and tall, and his eyes were particularly charming.

‘Nonsense! How could someone so good-looking like him be industry cancer?’ She thought.

That was until she was severely beaten by socialism – When she tried to persuade her handsome boss on taking a case of public rights protection, her boss gave her a blank look.

“What do you think a successful lawyer should do?”

“Work with passion?”

“What’s my surname?”

“Qian,* of course!”

“Therefore, I will only work for cash.”

…

When she asked for a raise, her boss was unconvinced. And at the KTV party he participated in for the first time, he made sure to give her a “reality check”.

It was hosted in a small theater. At that night, she had drunk too much. Cheng Yao ran to the stage and picked up the microphone.

“What’s up with Qian Heng? This guy’s amazing! Isn’t he impressive? I must have gone insane to let him call me ‘baby’ that day! I, Cheng Yao, must make this clear! WHAT! GOES! AROUND! COMES! AROUND!”

No one could forget Qian Heng’s terrible expression that night…

But what they didn’t know was that the next day, Qian Heng pushed Cheng Yao into a corner, and said with an unreadable expression, “Were you satisfied last night, baby?”

*the character for the last name “Qian” also means “money” <<less

Xia Fengguang was forced to transmigrate into several novels. ... more>>

In the CEO novel, the female lead was a young, ordinary university student while the male lead was the devilish king of business.

In the Jianghu novel, the female lead was the energetic and adorable medical genius specializing in poison while the male lead was the vicious demonic sect leader.

In the fantasy novel, the female lead went from being a useless daughter of a second wife to a cultivating genius that is only seen once every thousand years while the male lead was the demon king who is cold to everyone but warm to only one person…

As for her, she is the male lead’s fiancee who is a great beauty and has a great family background, but no matter which world she is in, she will never receive the male lead’s affection. Xia Fengguang finds this laughable. A genius who doesn’t get along with society, the enemy country’s emperor who has a poisonous tongue, a playboy crown prince, a medical sage who appears serious on the outside but is frivolous inside… Aren’t all these men already more interesting than the male lead?

(The male lead’s moral values are not normal, please read with caution.) <<less

Zhang Qiu is an archaeology undergraduate. One month ago, he went to Qinling Mountains with a group of archaeologist doctorate students led by Prof. Fang, to study the newly discovered ancient tomb. While the people were excited to open the tomb, Zhang Qiu was pushed back, and accidentally fell into an opening. Before he fainted, he saw a pair of red eyes staring at him. When woke up, he discovered that he was deflowered! QAQ he remembered the deeds and often dreamed of it.... more>>

Later, he was having symptoms of a pregnant woman.

After coming back to his hometown, his dad confirmed his fears. Both father and son went to seek help from his dad’s older brother, who Zhang Qiu had never met. Who would have thought, Father Zhang had a dark past and Zhang Qiu also found out his Zhang Family was not an ordinary family at all.

While being kidnapped and tomb raiding, Zhang Qiu fell for a man with long hair, who always took care of him. This is where he discovered he was BENT! Can’t resist beauty!

Their adventures were filled with new discoveries, new villain, new member and new son! <<less

“Nobody likes an old plaything.”... more>>

“It’s not like, it’s love.” <<less

As Zong Yan sat in the classroom, he always felt like the odd man out. His body was there but his soul had sneaked out the window. He wanted to do anything, wanted to be anyone, as long as he wasn’t himself.... more>>

He had a cool and unbelievable superpower:

He could extract different persona cards from the void with his bare hands. With a high enough “SAN” value, Zong Yan could become an entirely different being. Superpowers, ancient gods, eldritch powers, even… an Outer God.

Soaring above the dome of the magical city, he was the free-flying son of the wind.

Strolling through the rain-soaked, foggy streets of London, he was the secretive and unpredictable night watchman.

Walking in the extravagance and glamour of New York, he was the sun god who held the light in his hands.

Diving into the geometric city of R’lyeh, he was the indescribable king.

In the gorgeous and colorful world of dreams, he was the original belief in the universe.

Early to bed, early to rise, going to school on time, working late to save the world. A senior at Qingyang High School by day, honors scholar at Miskatonic University by night. Investigating unusual events all over the world during summer and winter vacation, battling wits and courage with evil gods, dedicated to preserving peace and saving a faltering world.

Zong Yan: Thanks, but I’m just an ordinary high school kid. <<less

The Honored Prince’s dignity must not be encroached.... more>>

The news of him being slept by his sworn rival definitely can’t be discovered by others!

Why the f*ck was the entire Empire helping that guy search for his one night stand?

Steady, don’t panic.

Just refute it to death. <<less

Tang Shishi was the number one beauty in the court. She was arrogant, domineering and aggressive. She accidentally picked up a book and learned that she was just a vicious female second lead in a palace struggle. Later, she would fight for favor with the female lead, and eventually she was ruined and died miserably. ... more>>

Now, they have just entered the fief of Jing Wang, and the first meeting of the male and female leads has not happened yet. There are two paths before Tang Shishi. The first is to hold the heroine's thighs tightly and join the female lead camp early; the second is to please the male lead and steal the favor of the female lead.

Tang Shishi chooses the third way.

Tang Shishi knew that the male lead's adoptive father Jing Wang seemed to be low profile, but in fact he was overly ambitious. In the near future, he will invade the capital and proclaim the emperor before the imperial court, but it is a pity that he passed away before passing the throne to the male lead.

This year, Jing Wang is twenty-four years old, still young, and has yet to marry a wife.
Anyway, she already in the Forbidden City. Instead of being the concubine of the male lead, it is better to be his adopted mother, the empress dowager in one step.

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Zhao Chengjun had no intention to get married, so he adopted his subordinate son as his heir. He thought he would be with his army in his whole life.

Later, the imperial family sent a team of beauties to Prince Jing, and the leader was named Tang Shishi.

His young, adopted son and his subordinates also persuaded: Your Highness, this is a beauty trap.
Jing Wang: I know.

The so-called beauty trap was merely a bait for those who wish. <<less

Faritina, who was born into one of the richest families in the kingdom, looks back on a nightmare. ... more>>

I remember: wasn't my little brother born two years ago? I had forgotten, but when I went to visit him, he was so cute, and I wanted to protect this sickly little boy.

If the nightmare was a premonition, would she herself and the other siblings be caught up in the Dukes' downfall and die?

At least if we survive, we will be able to laugh one day.

I will protect you. Your smile is our hope. <<less

Cassia Ruberno, Countess of the Simone Empire, marries Zester Greze, a commoner war hero, at the order of emperor.... more>>

After living for 10 years with no love or money, he dies of incurable disease. No, I only thought that he was dead.
At the same time as his death, Cassia returns to the first day she met him, 10 years ago.

However, I don’t want to repeat the same life as before, so I declared a “strike.”

Cassia, who was blunt and knew nothing but war, was determined to live on her own without being discouraged.

Strangely, Zester in this life continues to try to get into Cassia’s heart.

Cassia, who didn’t hate Zester’s efforts and changes at the same time, said, “I think that maybe I can manage change it in this life.” <<less