A novel series about the grave-robbing adventures of Wu Xie, a young man hailing from a family that had been tomb-raiders for centuries.

My name is Yin Xiaomei and they all say that I am a bad woman. But I don’t think so.... more>>

What? You want me to start from my childhood? Okay!

I don’t think its such a bad idea to shoot a nude photo of my brother, right? After all, I’m helping my female compatriots. You don’t know how much a single photo can sell… If you’re going to ask for the amount… it's a secret!

What? You said that my mother and father divorced? Please, it’s my handsome old man who’s been going outside. You can see how much father and son are alike! Although my parents rarely come home, but when they do, they are more active in bed than anyone else! Mom is young and beautiful, and the money she has is infinite! Tsk tsk.. let me wipe my saliva and continue.

It’s been so many years, but I still wonder how my brother discovered that I was the one who took his pants away? Well, he still had to stay in the school bathhouse until midnight either way!

There is also Zhang’s little brother who took a nap. Who knew that when he was in a very deep sleep, his full face got painted yet he doesn’t even realise it! Good! She is very good!

However, the current Yin Xiaomei isn’t the same as before. She is now out of style, has a bad taste, and is black bellied!

In short, she is not suitable to be a wife, so they should not threaten her to marry someone knowing what she has done.

“Bad woman Yin Xiaomei, you think you can escape?!”

“Eh? Brother, please don’t pull my hind legs.”

Yin Zhefei coldly said, “Do you think you are a dog? You can divide your front legs and hind legs?!” <<less

Shao Xuan joins a friend in his expedition to a recently discovered archaeological cave. After he picks up an ordinary looking stone he is teleported... more>> to a different world and wakes up in the body of a small orphan child. The world he is in now is still in its stone age with primitive tools made of stone and the ways of the people are savage. Savage isn’t the only thing special about the people though, because they have superhuman strength, jump higher than trees and punch stones. In short, they are able to cultivate their bodies. Despite all this, it is a real struggle to survive because of the scarcity of food. Together with Caesar, his pet wolf, he tries to survive in this cruel world. <<less

You are the last rose in my barren wasteland.

One sentence summary:... more>>

Forced to become a dalao (big shot)・I’m actually normal・Why do you all think I’m a dalao

Jiang Yiyi realises he has transmigrated into a survival video game named ‘Annals of Stargaol,’ also known as ‘The 108 Fancy Ways for Players Killing Themselves.’ It’s known for its high difficulty, lethality and overpowered NPCs.

If the game turns real, perhaps even surviving half an hour would be too much to ask?

Jiang Yiyi shudders. Between the player character and a random background character, he chooses the latter, only to find himself forced into a dalao role on a daily basis.

Tips for reading:

Absolute golden fingers (read: cheat abilities) everywhere. The protagonist is the most amazing from the beginning to the end.

Logic is maintained throughout as much as possible.

Plot-heavy. The romance is depicted late. Really late.

Entirely fictional, set in a futuristic world. <<less

She's a very planned person, where everything has to be done on a schedule.... more>>

However...she runs into a super uncooperative boss!

His personality is arrogant and rude, and he is extremely hard to deal with—

He will either not go home to sleep for three days, or he will come home in the middle of the night, and then he will wake her up at 3:00 in the morning just to cook for him?!

"You're my housekeeper, and it's your duty to meet my needs."

Listen to this guy. Truly hard to get along with!

Very well. She's his housekeeper, right?

She, Qiu Xiaoya, has immediately gotten into a dispute with him.

If she doesn't 'take a really good care' of him, she'll take his surname! <<less

Zuo Qinghuan felt she shouldn’t be curious about her financial backer’s wife, or fall in love with the financial backer’s wife or steal the financial backer’s wife. Zuo Qinghuan felt she was absolutely crazy.... more>>

Since childhood, she has been favored by many people. The outstanding Qin Wanshu had nothing to lose. Her only regret was…

Zuo Qinghuan, whose face was pure, said to Qin Wanshu that she could cure her frigidity. Qin Wanshu was speechless and emotionally indisposed.

Qin Wanshu never thought she would cheat one day, and the object of her cheating would be her husband’s mistress. Qin Wanshu thought she was crazy. <<less

A group of tomb raiders accidentally opened Pandora's Box and strange energy instantly flooded the entire Earth, causing mutations in plants, animals, and humans. Countless people died and they then turned into living dead...... more>>

Xu Song felt that before leaving, he should have checked the almanac. First, he narrowly escaped being silenced by the tomb raiders, and after escaping, he encountered an attack from a "resurrected" ancient corpse. It wasn't until he unintentionally emitted a small fireball that he felt his luck had barely turned.

Then, Xu Song together with Yue Zheng, who finally managed to escape from the tomb at the top of the mountain, were dumbfounded. What's with these eggplants taller than children and cucumbers thicker than small trees?!

Extra:
A journey of two straight men bending each other in the post-apocalyptic world.
Also, this is not a typical zombie story. The ‘zombies/living corpses’ mentioned in this text have completely different origins from zombies, and there will be an explanation later in the text. <<less

Jiang Dai had a massive fight with her leading billionaire husband and left home, before landing herself in a car accident. After waking up from being unconscious, she realized that she was actually a villainous ex-wife in a President comic.... more>>

In the comic, the handsome and rich husband was about to get divorced from her and go into a love-hate relationship with the pure, silly, and sweet female lead. As the biggest villain in the comic, she had to fight her way through to the last moment, only then would she be able to end her story. Jiang Dai looked at her account of hundreds of millions of fortune…… a question mark then appeared over her face??

Coming to a decision, she tore the comic with her bare hands and became the first person to suggest divorce. To her dismay, her ex-husband tore the divorce agreement into bits. “If you want to divorce, give birth to a child first.”

She shouted, “Bastard! You’re out of luck, sooner or later you’ll be struck by lightning!” A loud clap of thunder resonated from outside the window, as her husband was struck by lightning and passed out……

Not long after.

In regards to the President of the Group suppressing the Jiang clan maliciously, Jiang Dai said a sentence casually. “It’s getting colder these days, it should be time for the Zhang clan to go bankrupt.”

The next day, the stocks of the Zhang financial group hit a limit down and went into liquidation. Her mother-in-law, who used to make things difficult for Jiang Dai, would instead pamper her all day long. Daughters of eminent families, who used to outcast her, would also constantly crowd around her.

“Daughter, do you think mother should slim down 5kg this month?”
“Goddess Dai Dai, do you think my new movie box office would sell well?”
“President Jiang, President Jiang, I’m going down on my knees to beg for your blessings. Would I be able to recoup my 300 billion investment……” <<less

Ren Zhu: Quiet! Quiet! Look at the blackboard! I’m going to start teaching!... more>>

Bear child 1 [1]: Hahaha! Who is this weak chicken!

Bear child 2: May as well dance than listen to class. Why start the class!

Fake good child: Sit upright.

Ren Zhu: ……

Bear child 1: You received the class teacher’s quiet gaze x 1. Physical strength -500. Entered the weak state!

Bear child 2: You received the class teacher’s deep gaze x 1. Intelligence -50. Entered the dumb state!

Fake good child: You received the class teacher’s gratified gaze x 1. Intelligence and physical strength +50. Entered the excited state.

Ren Zhu: My goal is to teach and educate people, and bring love to every bear child. Thank you.

[1] 熊孩子 – literally translates to ‘bear child’. The term is used to address mischievous children. <<less

Not long after Ning Wan was ‘banished’ to a rural neighbourhood by Zhengyuan Law Firm headquarters, a second victim was exiled to join her.... more>>

Vivacious, tall, handsome, a complete gentleman, he exuded the unique aura…

…of a character likely to die off-screen in a historical drama. Were he to become a community lawyer, he would surely end up berated by middle-aged aunties until he cried a river and came to doubt life. He was a big, silly softie, a newbie easy to pick on!

Ning Wan decided that she would beat this poor neglected novice into shape—

“Fu Zheng, isn’t it? Newcomers here must be obedient and discerning.”

“When I dig a pit, you’ll fill it in. When I eat meat, you’ll drink the broth. When I head east, you can’t head west. In short, consider me your God in this remote wilderness beyond the reach of the government.”

Although a little silly, the newbie was handsome, obedient, and tactful. She developed a soft spot for him and decided to impart the ultimate skills she had cultivated for a lifetime: how to shift the blame; how to loaf on the job; how to pay lip service to the boss.

She was very sincere, holding nothing back—

“Truthfully, my unique skills are not without cost. I advise you to like me as soon as possible. Let me analyze the advantages and disadvantages of liking me…”

That big, silly softie, Fu Zheng, succumbed to her coercion and temptation. From that day on, he devoted himself to Ning Wan.

Half a year later, Ning Wan attended the annual meeting at headquarters. There, she was introduced to the new senior partner…

A vivacious, tall, handsome gentleman.

“Hello everyone, I’m Fu Zheng,” he grinned. “I joined this firm to get rid of the bad atmosphere, such as: shifting the blame, loafing on the job, and paying lip service to the boss…”

‘Fu Zheng, you—! Goddammit! This is fraud!’ <<less

There exist in this world a set of six daggers that carry a terrible curse: the ability to inflict a death beyond time. Those under the daggers' curse shall reincarnate without end, never able to know happiness and always drawn to die once more by the dagger. This is the story of "Raine" and "Marie", two souls bound by the daggers' curse to kill one another, over and over again.... more>>

France, 1243. Lapis Lazuli Castle is the name of an insignificant relay fort nestled away in a forest east of Carcassonne. Its ruler, Count Geoffroy, and his only daughter, Marie, are both believed to be insane. The root cause of their shared madness is the mysterious disappearance of Geoffroy's wife three years ago, which caused Geoffroy to grow detached from humanity and cast Marie into a deep depression. After three years of wandering in a state halfway to nonexistence, Marie works up the nerve to ask her chief bodyguard, Sir Raine, to investigate her mother's death, confiding that on the night of her mother's disappearance, she had witnessed something impossible. However, her investigation only prompts a new tragedy.

The French-German border, 1916. As World War I rages on, Raine and Marie's latest reincarnations live the life of a sub-lieutenant in the French army and a medic with the Red Cross, respectively. The two lovers are reunited at the site of the Battle of Verdun, but no sooner have they met then Raine finds himself faced with a barrage of impossible circumstances. An enemy soldier's head suddenly vanishes, right before his eyes. One of his subordinates reports the same thing happening to an ally. Four more headless bodies vanish from a flooded bunker in the minute he looks away. These baffling events are a prelude to the return of their old tragedy.

Northern Hokkaido, 1989. Kimiyo, age eighteen, is already dying, an inoperable tumor in her hypothalamus leaving her with less than a year to live. Refusing to despair in the face of her tragic circumstances, she spends her remaining days with her friends at "The Library at the End of the World", a private library so called due to its isolated nature. One day, a man named Kito approaches her out of the blue, regaling her with a story about a set of cursed daggers, knights in the 13th century, and the two of them being cursed, fated lovers. Naturally, Kimiyo is intensely skeptical, but the events that come next don't require her to believe in them.

Arriving at the scene of these three tragedies is Snowy, an enigmatic figure of indeterminate gender who claims to be "a detective charged with managing the world's chaos". <<less

Zhou Ruo x Dawn x Dusk... more>>

[h**ny, face-con girl x le*d and calm school bully brother x Passionate, dog-like idiot brother]

Zhou Ruo had a secret, a secret she never told anyone.

She once had two lovers at the same time.

They were a pair of twins.

*There is oral, b**b job, foot job, anal, and double penetration among many others. Those who are uncomfortable should be careful!

*They are each other’s first times and first love.

* After being separated by unforeseen circumstances, they did not find another new love and continued liking the female lead. <<less

The Jiang and the Sui Empires are sworn enemies. Both sides have been fighting back and forth for decades, each trying to press the other to death by the Yellow River.... more>>

In order to achieve this goal, the Sui Empire dispatched the Lone Star, Crown Prince Sui Heng, who’s known for his cold-blooded killing methods, straight to attack the capital city of Jiang.

The Jiang Empire has sent their Crown Prince Jiang Yun, whose reputation for virtue has spread throughout the world and who has recruited countless famous scholars, to lead his trusted aides to secretly infiltrate the enemy’s rear and interfere with their plans.

Both sides were very pleased with their results.

It turned out there was a little accident when they retreated.

Jiang Yun was assassinated by his subordinates, rolled down the cliff, and picked up by Sui Heng, who was also schemed by others.

In order to cure the poison, the two were forced to have s*x……

Afterwards, looking at that snow-white and stunning face, Sui Heng, who had always rejected having s*xual interc**rse with men and women had difficulty controlling his pounding heart.

He took this little beauty that he accidentally picked up back and raise him as a Wai Shi in the other residence.

Jiang Yun thought that it was impossible to escape, so he played along and pretended to have amnesia. While dutifully serving the Great Lone Star as a Wai Shi, he spied on the enemy’s information.

As a result, he hasn’t spied out much information yet, but his belly is getting bigger day by day.

Jiang Yun: Ah, ah, ah, may I ask if it’s still possible to run away now?

**

His Royal Highness, the Crown Prince, whom the Jiang Empire has been looking forward to day and night, has finally returned to his home country.

Not only did he come back, but he also brought a little oil bottle along as well.

No one knows who the child’s father is, and no one dares to ask either.

Only Jiang Yun saw him as a beautiful little bunny who’s capable of finishing three bowls of rice per meal and is a little brat that was born with divine power.

He is worried to death.

The child looks too much like his father, what should I do?

Is it still possible to strangle him to death now?

The child who’s capable of eating: Shivering

**

Upon learning that his favorite concubine may have fled to the Jiang Empire, Sui Heng was furious and once again joined forces with other kingdoms to attack the Jiang Empire.

The one who came to meet him head-on was the mysterious Crown Prince of the Jiang Empire, whose reputation was famous all over the world and who was known as the world’s first beauty.

Sui Heng sneered and ordered: Those who can take Jiang Yun’s head later will be rewarded with ten thousand gold and granted the title of Marquis of Ten Thousand Houses.

The two sides armies were at war, and they saw a youth in a green shirt and jade belt appear gracefully in front of the formation, with a nine-point resemblance to the fleeing Wai Shi.

Sui Heng was confused and shouted, “Anyone who dares to shoot an arrow, Gu will take your dog’s life!”

The Sui Empire’s soldiers: ? <<less

Shi Qing’s task was to be a protector.... more>>

It was only after transmigrating to various worlds and eagerly counterattacking the villains there that he realized he was the biggest villain out of everyone.

– A king that liked to conquer other worlds

– A Film Emperor that had a malicious personality

– A Blackened Young Master with deviant intentions

– A Schoolyard Bully that was overbearing to others

Afterwards the gong that initially despised Shi Qing discovered:

– The Machine King that seemed like an invader was really a million-year-old baby

– The Film Emperor that seemed malicious was secretly helping upcoming actors

– The Young Master that seemed to harbor deviant intentions was a pure-hearted young boy

– The Schoolyard Bully that seemed overbearing was secretly in love

In the end….

The entire world: He’s such a good person! <<less

There is always a villainess who become the biggest stumbling block in the relationship between the male and female leads, the one with the most miserable ending.... more>>

After being summoned into time and space by a strong force, Ah Xin was determined to appease the broken hearted younger sister, help her live a normal life, and finally, help her getting rid of the vicious villainess’ fate!

Little sister: “Ah Xin, you have been in love with me, right?”
Ah Xin: “No……..” No, I’m not!
Little sister: “You keep telling me that I’m the most beautiful, the best, worthy of everything, always sticking to me, pampering me, the facts show that you’re infatuated with me.”
Little sister: “No need to explain, Ah Xin, I won’t let you down.”
Ah Xin: “Actually, everything is a misunderstanding… Huh? Little sister, you’re so beautiful, lets kiss? <<less

Luo Yi, a high school dropout in his original world, was isekai’d into the world of the Witcher 3. Starting out as a weak boy... more>> named Roy in the village of Kaer, Lower Posada, he was determined to grow stronger, no matter what it took. The first step toward becoming a legend was to kill. And his first kill was… a rooster. ‘You gain 1 EXP.’ Of course, Roy had his own cheat system like all the other isekai protagonists. His first step to becoming a legend started now… <<less

Wandering for fifteen years, Jiang Sheng picked up five elder brothers for herself.... more>>

For their sake, little Jiang Sheng went through fire and water, desperately making money.

The elder brothers didn't disappoint her, giving everything for their little sister.

Until the General's mansion discovered the switch of the legitimate daughter, and hastily brought her back.

But they didn't treat her well either.

Some ridiculed her vulgarity, some laughed at her ignorance, some scorned her coarseness.

Yet no one knew, the new top scholar was her brother, the newly rich royal merchant was her brother, the returning victorious little general was her brother, the saintly healer was her brother, and that one... was also her brother.

However capable the fake young miss is, does she have five elder brothers to support her?

Note: The main characters have no romantic relationships, the female lead has a childish personality and focuses on familial love!!! <<less

After he was reborn in a sci-fi ABO world, Xi Wei became the newly born son of the king of the empire. He thought that as the king’s son he could live a grand, carefree life, but unexpectedly the he, the eldest prince, was actually an omega? What the hell was an omega?... more>>

There was an alpha who was born on the same day as the eldest prince Xi Wei, and the two children grew up together. When Xi Wei looked at the blond child next door, he always felt that the boy wasn’t pleasing to the eye, so Xi Wei bullied him as a child.

Until many years later…

Looking at the man standing in front of him who was a head taller than him, Xi Wei was dumbfounded.

—He tried to escape, but he eventually still fell into the clutches of his childhood sweetheart. <<less

At 18, Song Jianchu was diagnosed with a terminal illness and his billions of inheritance had no heir. Not wanting to leave the world so soon, he found the star he had been chasing after all his life and spoke arrogantly, “One billion per day, date me.”... more>>

The whole internet knew that the music industry’s top idol, Mu Ye, had a rich and flashy fanboy, and no one thought that the black-and-red demon king could successfully pursue a star. Until a video went viral all over the internet. In the video, the guy’s expression was cold and arrogant as he leaned against his luxury car and stuffed a black card into the man’s clothes, who then smiled and kissed him on the face.

Netizens climbed over each other to comment: “Wow, the demon king is amazing!!”

Mu Ye found a quirky and wealthy sugar daddy, who shamelessly showed off his body to him and catered to all of his tastes. He had originally intended to play video games with the kid, but ended up with a perfect boyfriend. Mu Ye fell deeply in love and was about to propose at his concert, when his boyfriend suddenly made it to the hot search list.

He was suddenly pulled into a group chat, where the top celebrities were discussing, with sadness, how to give their dying sugar daddy a grand funeral and compete for the C-spot to grab his last photo.

Mu Ye: …

After fulfilling all of his wishes, Song Jianchu signed the asset transfer agreement and was sketching out the guest list for the funeral of all the top stars on his couch, when he was suddenly picked up and put in an ambulance.

“Don’t be afraid, I’ve brought the best doctors for you.”

“?”

In his boyfriend’s gentle expression, there was a hint of coldness. “Baby, I never said we were breaking up. You’re not allowed to die early.”

★Unmatched financial ability, true demon king to outsiders, double-standard pet and attacking little expert to insiders

★Attacking character is a true monster, tea art master male fox fairy, expert in protecting cubs

★1V1, sweet and happy ending

★Contains elements of death and embarrassment, discretion advised

Content tags: Entertainment circle, sweet and happy ending, cool and refreshing

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Protagonist: Song Jianchu, Mu Ye

Supporting roles: Pei Shinnian, Bai Xingyu, Lu Shen <<less

One morning, Lu Yunchu found herself transmigrated into a novel and became a vicious supporting female character infatuated with the male protagonist.... more>>

She intended to drug and forcefully have her way with the male protagonist, but due to a series of misunderstandings, she ended up scheming against the male protagonist’s frail younger brother.

In the end, she had no choice but to marry him. This secondary male character in the book was merely a plot device, created solely to prevent the development of the relationship between the male and female protagonists. The book only briefly describes him: unable to speak, difficulty swallowing food, covered in injuries.

After the female supporting character marries the male supporting character, she directed all her resentment towards him, wishing to kill him.

With these thoughts in mind, Lu Yunchu kicked open the tightly closed door.

Wen Zhan had just finished vomiting and, out of fear of making Lu Yunchu disgusted, deliberately latched the door.

When he saw her kick the door open and enter, his face turned pale and he crawled into the darkness in a sorry state.

Lu Yunchu slowly approached him, and when he was trembling to the point of convulsions, she spoke gently, “Are you done vomiting? I made some vegetable porridge. Would you like a bowl?”

[Content Warning] A redemption story where the male protagonist suffers greatly. The female protagonist is not OP either. <<less

Easily cowed and bullied, she was the useless, ugly woman with no talent in medical skills. Supported by millions, he was Tianning’s most respected duke with the power to move all under Heaven. On their wedding day the bridal sedan was carried to the front doors, but the Duke of Qin’s gates were shut tight.... more>>

They told her, ‘Come back tomorrow.’

All alone, she walked step-by-step full of pride through the duke’s doors. Little could they imagine, this unattractive good-for-nothing was a beautiful, genius doctor of poisons!

—

After transmigrating to the past, poisons expert Han Yunxi finds herself on the verge of being married off to the country’s second most powerful man, the Duke of Qin. Her future life seems set–except her husband is an unfeeling ice block, her in-laws think she’s a eyesore, the empress dowager wants to use her for her own goals, and poison-related plots abound.

Alone, the intelligent (and sensible) Yunxi must carve her own space from the intricate web of court intrigue and the jianghu, relying on her words, wits, and wisdom to survive. Adapt when necessary, use force when required; to survive and thrive is the name of the game to a prosperous life.

No matter what, she’ll prove her right to live! <<less

I’ve been reincarnated as the extra character who stalked her husband, the male lead, for 10 years and died. Of course, I tried to divorce him before the female lead appeared.... more>>

But, I found out that my young husband’s household was secretly abusing him. At that moment, I immediately became overwhelmed with the responsibility and sense of duty a modern adult would have.

***

Aiden had his back turned away from her and suddenly grabbed her arm forcefully. The strength of his hands alone could have ripped her arms off. Erin timidly called his name and spoke.

“I already reminded you yesterday. We’re a married couple, so I’m always on your side.”

“…”

“So, everything is alright.”

She comforted him with these sweet words like it was a spell. And as if he was under her magic, Aiden stopped trembling.

***

The adult Erin requested to divorce her husband Aiden before the female lead appeared. As soon as those words left her lips, Aiden’s smile disappeared.

“A divorce? Never.”

Aiden tore the divorce papers into such thin sheets, the contents were no longer legible. Erin smiled at the sight. <<less

After his accidental death, Ji Mingjiang woke up again and found himself a deep-sea mermaid with amazing fighting power. Through a period of half-month worth of effort, the powerful Ji Mingjiang finally became the deep-sea overlord who tore the giant squid’s tentacle with his bare hands and slapped the great white shark with his tail. ... more>>

Unexpectedly, when he woke up again, he transmigrated for the second time from the ancient age to the interstellar era.

Without having the chance to bid farewell to his subordinates, Ji-former-overlord-Mingjiang who has lost his territory again, really wanted to destroy the dog system : )

After getting in touch with a few mermaids from this era, Ji Mingjiang discovered in despair: Mermaids, a race that was once hailed as the overlord of the deep sea, have now become pets that are weaker than cats and dogs and are warmly praised by the keepers for being able to swim two laps in the sea every day.

Ji Mingjiang, who doesn’t want to face reality: Don’t look at me like that again! ! !

Fortunately, before he was about to be driven crazy by the meticulous care around him, an eccentric man picked him up.

After finally not having to face the keeper’s exaggerated praise all day long, Ji Mingjiang felt that this overly pampering attitude was definitely not suitable for the growth of a creature like a mermaid. To change this deeply rooted view that came from nowhere, Ji Mingjiang decided to start with himself after much thought. So he turned on the live broadcast, trying to prove that the mermaid race is really not that fragile, and then…

Ji Mingjiang swam in the water at high speed for over an hour in an attempt to prove that mermaids have really good endurance.

Barrage: “My God, the cub is suffering; how is his tail?”

Ji Mingjiang turned on the live broadcast during lunch, trying to prove that the mermaid’s appetite is really not small by eating five bowls of rice in one sitting.

Barrage: “It’s fine if Leiden doesn’t give you fish, but how can he force you to eat so much? Does he think everyone can eat like him!”

After finding that the previous live broadcasts were ineffective, Ji Mingjiang decided to make a bold move. He turned on the live broadcast during his daily sparring with Leiden, trying to prove that the mermaid’s fighting power is really strong.

Barrage: “Call the police; even if it’s His Majesty, it’s illegal to abuse mermaids!” <<less

Do you want revenge? Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to live forever? Do you want to be a heartthrob?... more>>

Then enter the dream world! By cultivating love, solving suspenseful puzzles, fighting, or killing, you can get everything you have ever wanted.

We definitely aren’t playing any tricks, we are a proper and advanced civilization, you can trust us! Hehe. <<less