She was the world's number one genius assassin who struck fear with just a mention of her name. Ruthless and merciless, she killed without leaving a trace. Yet she was deceived and used by the organization, and met a tragic end.... more>>

When she was reborn, she became a fat and s*upid female student.

Fat?

She stunned everyone after losing weight!

s*upid?

The president of Peking University personally came to recruit her!

Useless?

Hacker idols begged to call her goddess!

Medical giants knelt to become her minions!

Even mercenaries chased her shouting "Boss"! Math geniuses clung to her asking for solutions!

She just wanted an ordinary life, yet accidentally rose to be number one again, and gained a cunning big shot who protected and secretly pursued her.

The male and female leads fought like cats and dogs, both incredibly sly~

[Dual clean, sweet doting, face slapping, falling from grace, big shots...]

[The female lead is calm, strong, a genius who acts before speaking.]

[The male lead is cunning, careful, jealous, and dotes on his wife.]

No silly behavior, safe to indulge~ <<less

In a journey to defeat the Demon Lord, three women set out as heroes—there’s the sweet and clingy female hero, the upright and virtuous female knight, and the gentle and caring holy maiden.... more>>

But amidst this trio of women, there’s a lone black-robed male wizard named Farsa. Despite being a court magician and a member of the Demon Lord’s Four Heavenly Kings, he joins the hero’s party as well.

In the day, he fights alongside the heroes as a human, and at night, he works for the Demon Lord’s army as a demon.

“I’d be perfectly content with just enough money to get by! I don’t want to climb the ladder and end up busy! I’d rather retire somewhere peaceful in the countryside, spend my days reading or something.”

But his hopes are in vain as he continues to be recognized and promoted by those around him, and now he finds himself on a one-way path, unable to turn back—a hybrid of a human and demon, a precarious secret he keeps, always anxious about when his true identity will be exposed.

Reluctantly, Farsa continues to work day after day, unsure of what the future holds. <<less

I took over the villain’s body in the world of a BL game.... more>>

I fulfilled my role, and got the ending where my engagement got annulled and I was exiled.

It was all according to my plan, and now I get to live the slow life I’d always yearned for.

So I started my solitary life out in the country, with no one to get in my way, but everything changed when I met a mysterious man…

◇ In a world that’s already had it’s happy ending, our protagonist was the villain. This is his story.

◇ Mysterious Hot Priest x Ex-villain who’s turned his back on the world.

◇ With additional story about what happened to Ran and Orange afterwards. <<less

I died and returned to my family and lover.
The way to legally and quickly disconnect from them is to buy a house and become independent-... more>>

“If I get married in the country, will you give me a house?”

Marriage, and moving into a newlywed town.
Half-jokingly, I proposed to the perfect knight, Sir Dylan.

“Will you marry me?”

His expression was really bad.
All forces retreat.

“Just kidding, if you don’t like it, I’ll marry Henry.”

“Let’s get married as soon as possible.”

I don’t know why, but he accepted the result?!
Besides, this husband is suspiciously nice to me!

“I’ve cleaned up in advance.”

“I made a shake. Don’t skip lunch.”

“I’ve made a light dinner.”

A light meal for dinner?
I don’t think you’re in your right mind

~*~

Anyway, thanks to the money I made to buy my own house, the time for divorce quickly came.
But my husband, who I thought was an ordinary knight, is the cursed Grand Duke?

“This…! Isn’t this a fraudulent marriage?”

“There was a situation. I’ll compensate you.”

I was intrigued by the word “compensate”.
He grabbed my hand roughly and put it to his chest.

“I swear to god, from now on I will do well at night.”

I could feel the thick chest and a fast beating heart on my fingertips.
As he looked deeply into my bewildered eyes, he suddenly whispered.

“I will pay the compensation with my body, so please accept it.”

…No, how are you going to compensate with your body?! <<less

“This baby isn’t yours.”... more>>

Simon’s eyes glistened coldly at my words. Apparently he’s smiling, but in a strange and spine-chilling tone, Simon asked me.

“…Oh, really?”

That low, shady voice, pretending to be gentle. The anger in his voice was cold and cruel enough to freeze his surroundings.

“Then, which bastard does that child belongs to?”

He’s angry. I’ve known him for a long time that’s why I could tell. That’s the voice that comes out when he can no longer hold back his anger. But then… why the hell is he so upset?

“If you’ll know, what are you going to do?”

“That jerk can’t even be a good father so…”

“…… so what?”

“I can’t let him live.”

Oh no. I’m in trouble. After seeing his golden eyes lit with fire, there’s no way I could tell him now that it’s his child.

***

Kalia, the great war hero who ended the war. One day finds out that she’s… pregnant?! Of all people, the father of her baby, the one she spent the passionate night with, is Simon Terroan, an imperial sorcerer and her best friend. Kalia believes that Simon doesn’t want a baby, so while Simon is away, she declares her retirement and vanishes to hide the truth about her pregnancy and to safely give birth to her baby.

But the truth is, Simon loved Kalia more than anyone else.

And so, the frantic search for her begins. <<less

In the apocalypse, 98% of the plants on Earth have mutated. Plants that were once unable to express themselves have become the most terrifying monsters in the apocalypse. Even a roadside weed can easily take a person’s life.... more>>

Plants are ruthless! Terrifying! This viewpoint has deeply implanted itself in the minds of surviving humans in the apocalypse.

Ji Jiu was a decorative potted plant kept by Si Yin Yuan on the windowsill before the apocalypse.

Si Yin Yuan spent three years becoming the beacon of hope for the human base.

And Ji Jiu spent three years… finally managed to pull himself out of the flower pot with a grunt.

He always remembered the man who had taken care of him so attentively. Although this strange human sometimes mischievously pinched his leaves, he was grateful that the man had nurtured him from a one-centimeter small grass into a three-centimeter small grass.

So he swung his little leaves and made his way to the base.

In the aftermath of the battlefield, he timidly extended his small leaves and poked the notorious and tyrannical Captain Si. He asked obediently, “Excuse me, can you water me?”

Taking care of an obedient and clingy potted plant is very simple, just three things are needed:

Water

Sunlight

Si Yin Yuan’s touch

Human combat power top × apparently weak and violent little grass bottom. <<less

The world always has those protagonist-like individuals—escaping from horror games, bearing the responsibility to save the world from monsters alongside their companions. Due to such and such reasons, they have no choice but to live in ordinary citizens’ homes, outwardly portraying themselves as typical high school students while secretly battling monsters and leveling up. ... more>>

And the ordinary citizens are ordinary but kind, always tolerant of the protagonist’s late returns, providing a gentle sanctuary.

Jiang Yujin, however, is the antithesis of that ordinary citizen. Running a struggling business, living an unkempt life, the protagonist attends school by day, fights monsters after school, and even returns home to do his laundry and cook for Jiang Yujin.

Yet even a laid-back person needs to turn things around. Despite financial deficits, Jiang Yujin briefly stands tall.

While the protagonist battles monsters, he helps someone find their lost cat. While the protagonist tirelessly protects the school from monsters, Jiang Yujin is involved in romantic escapades with the Special Investigation Unit for Strange Species (?!). While the protagonist hunts for clues behind the scenes, Jiang Yujin, with a small skirt in hand, pretends to be a rich lady in an online romance scam.

When the protagonist and allies face a major monster, Jiang Yujin… well, he stays up all night playing mahjong and ends up lying dead drunk at his doorstep.

When the protagonist finds themselves in a precarious situation…

The dead lying at the doorstep vanished.

——

Beside the massive monster’s corpse, in front of the protagonist’s group, a man with snow-white hair blowing backward, holding a blade stained with threads of blood.

Amidst the silence, Jiang Yujin, the ordinary citizen, lowers his eyes, bending slowly with the blade’s support:

“Urgh—”

Surely shouldn’t have had those two drinks after playing mahjong.

Protagonist’s group: “…”

— —

Xu Tonggui, captain of the Special Investigation Unit, known as the living Yama in everyone’s eyes, a workaholic whose life revolves only around his job. Everyone thought he would remain a lifelong bachelor. Even the members of the Special Investigation Unit believed so.

Until one day, they saw their captain pinning down someone whose hair was so disheveled it covered their face, gritting his teeth as he asked in a low voice, “Drinking again?”

The hair covering half the face was lifted by a large palm, and the person pinned down on the car glanced sideways—

That day, the members of the Special Investigation Unit understood two things:

Never underestimate someone who seems unkempt.

The captain has a damn good eye.

— —

#A chronicle of an unreliable adult suddenly becoming reliable, but not entirely#

#Your guardian is still your guardian#

#The man behind the high schooler saving the world# <<less

In the eyes of others, Mi Lu is a leftover woman dressed in old-fashioned clothes.... more>>

Who would have imagined that she would be a p*rnographic female anchor wearing a translucent suspender skirt at night.

A big brother is her biggest spender, and Mi Lu earns a lot of money relying on the tipping of this veteran.

Mi Lu's mother urgently needs money for surgery. After the price of 100,000 yuan was offered on the first list, Mi Lu was moved.

Every time she meets Big Brother, he always wears a mask or turns off the lights.

Although Mi Lu doesn't know the other person's appearance, she knows that his c*ck is really long and can be inserted into her ut*rus every time.

Although she was paid to do things, Mi Lu always cl*maxed every time.

Until one day, Mi Lu was on a business trip with her unkind, tyrant boss.

She suddenly saw the phone page flashed by her boss. Didn't she just upload that s*xy and provocative dancing video last night?

Wait, why does the profile picture of the boss look more and more familiar?

Mi Lu gasped, who isn't that her big brother?

Mi Lu burst into tears.

The tyrant Sheng Muyang is notoriously unkind and unscrupulous. Employees are not allowed to do anything that damages the company's image.

If her boss finds out that she is live broadcasting on the p*rnhub, she will definitely be finished!

And she didn't expect that her boss, who had never been close to women, would be so cruel on the bed.

What to do? Now as soon as she sees him, she wants to sleep with him and has no intention of working. <<less

Eloise, the beautiful princess of the Delane kingdom.... more>>

Iz, who was Eloise’s maid and prisoner of war.

She is forced to marry the king of the desert instead of a princess who is forced into a marriage of convenience with a barbarian.

Barca, a desert king with blue eyes that looks colder than ice.

“Are you the one who came here to be my wife?”

Fearing that she might die if he finds out that she is a fake princess, Iz desperately tries to hide the secret. However, she is gradually fascinated by him, who is always by her side when no one is there.

Barca’s voice, which she secretly heard when she thought she wanted to live her life pretending to be a princess, stabbed Iz’s heart.

“Did you think I really cared about the fake princess?”

* * *

“Heuk!”

Her body, which had been stretched out by the night wind, moved weakly. Iz noticed that she was back under him.

“Why, why… Again….”

This beastly occlusal was just over. But you’re trying to do it again? The maids never said this. I just need to hold it in once. They said it would be over….

“What do you mean why?”

Barca pushed his pen*s back little by little.

“I’m just trying to feed you again because you’re eating so deliciously.” <<less

Lan Xi made a mistake during her interstellar travel and landed on Earth.... more>>

As the princess of Planet Moyi, she decided to save herself. First, solve the money problem.

So she took out the "Guide to Conquering Earthlings 2003 Edition" that experts from Planet Moyi had carefully compiled years ago -

"Chapter 1 How to Elegantly Make Money":

"Beginner's Guide: Find a high-end building, take a broken bowl, and sit there for a day to elegantly make enough money to spend for one day."

However, after sitting bitterly for a day, Lan Xi didn't make a penny and was driven away by security guards -

"Don't sit here begging, President Xie already criticized us for negligence! Besides, it's not that era anymore, beggars use QR codes now!"

No problem, there's still -

"Intermediate Guide: Find a luxury car, pretend to be hit by it, lie on the ground paralyzed, and you can elegantly make enough money to spend for three months."

However, before Lan Xi could lie down, a driver got out of the car -

"We have dash cams installed! Move away quickly, President Xie is in a hurry. I'll sue you if you try this scam again!"

This tactic also failed. But no worries, there's still -

"Ultimate Guide: Find a rich Earthling, conquer him, marry him, and you can elegantly make enough money to spend for a lifetime."

Very well, might as well go all out and get it done once and for all!

Lan Xi already had a perfect candidate in mind, the boss of the company she begged at on the first day, the owner of the luxury car - Xie Cheng!

Xie Cheng met a strange beautiful woman.

On the first day, she begged at the door of his company;

On the second day, she staged a car accident scam on him;

On the third day, she blocked him in an alley, with a face of great mercy -

"I really like your money, I hope it becomes mine."

"So I've decided to marry you."

She coughed -

"Are you going to voluntarily be conquered by me, or be forcibly conquered by me?"

?

[Story background is Earth in 2023 AD] <<less

Mariella is a maid who dreams of rising through the ranks by becoming the mistress of a nobleman.... more>>

She is convinced that a blind man she meets by chance is a noble,

and she takes great care of him, pretending to be Lady Marianne.

One day, the man disappears, leaving a proposal for marriage.

Unaware of Mariella’s true identity, he sends a proposal to the Riedenburg family.

Mariella worries that her identity will be discovered.

A disorientated Lady Marianne offers to marry him off in her place…

—

“I’ll go.”

“What?”

Mariella repeated, unable to understand.

“I’ll marry into the royal family. For you, in person.”

“…”

The young woman said, sounding eager.

A hint of amus**ent in her eyes behind her gentle expression.

Mariella knew what Marianne was thinking.

She was jumping for joy at the opportunity.

The chance to be the heroine of the popular novel she always carried with her. <<less

Su Jingxuan has been the villain cannon fodder for countless lifetimes, and finally one day he got the opportunity to turn over₁ and become who takes the mission to help the cannon fodder counterattack.... more>>

Since then, his greatest wish is to f*ck over the group of damn halo protagonists and find his lover to live a bullish and happy life.

So...... All the people who stand in the way of his wonderful wishes are big bastards who should be pulled out and chopped up to death.

Cannon Fodders: Let's go up together and hack this little bastard to death first!

A certain man: Who dares?!

Cannon Fodders (silence): . . . . . .

1 | - Change his fortunes <<less

When he was young, Li Yi was the emperor’s grandson, while the heir of the King of Southern Yunnan, entered the capital as a hostage. Li Yi protected him sincerely but was almost killed. ... more>>

Ten years later, the country was ruined and his enemies were dead, but the regent of the new dynasty always made Li Yi feel deja vu…

This is a story of a stand-in who is the real master, a white moonlight, childhood sweetheart, chasing his wife in the crematorium, trying to pick up the pieces and start anew. <<less

Everyone says "like father, like son", but Gu Fuyou has mediocre talent. So mediocre that when people see her, they mock her, wondering how Gu Wanpeng could have such a daughter.... more>>

She was so ordinary until she was accepted into the Xuan Miao Sect, with some suspecting that Gu Wanpeng pulled strings for her behind the scenes.

During a beast-taming class, the master was teaching disciples how to summon spirit beasts.

Someone, trying to mock her, chuckled, "I've heard your father's golden spirit bird can attain the nascent soul stage. Like father, like daughter, right? I bet the spirit beast you summon will be equally impressive."

She started the summoning formation, but there was no movement for a long time.

Everyone laughed, "She can't even summon the lowest-level young beast." This was beyond mediocrity; it was downright useless.

Suddenly, the formation emitted a blinding light, and fog covered the ground. Everyone gasped in surprise.

She summoned something, not a bird or beast, but a living person.

This person was the unparalleled genius of Xuan Miao Sect.

Even she didn't expect it, and the summoned person looked equally bewildered.

In a sudden impulse, she used her ring finger's blood to mark the person's forehead and named her 'Nanzhu Jun'.

The master intervened, shouting, "Stop, she's your senior sister!"

But it was too late; they had already formed a pact. <<less

One of the six people called heroes, Reid, fought alone against the Devil, and ended up dead.... more>>

After meeting with a suspicious god, he woke up again and found out he has born again as a baby.

Moreover, as a daughter of his former companions.

In order to regain his former power, Reid/Nicole has to go through a life of hardships to reach the ideal he aims for. <<less

Lee Joo-hyuk, the eldest son of Shinwoo Group and executive director of Shinwoo Construction.... more>>

His omega died in front of his eyes when he was young, but he could not forget him and did not try to embrace any other omega.

He couldn’t ejaculate no matter who he had s*x with, so he had to m*sturbate at the end, always imagining the sweet scent of his omega.

Until he lays down with his own secretary and bodyguard, Beta Kwon Yihyeon.

“Aren’t you going to do anything for me? Then lie down and spread your legs.”

Lee Joo-hyuk’s dedicated guard dog, Kwon Yihyeon.

Although he is a dominant omega, his pheromone gland was damaged due to an unexpected accident, leaving it unscented

He was confident that he would do anything to protect his alpha Joo-hyuk, who fell apart when he was young, but he looks so different now and could not even recognize him now that his scent has disappeared.

He thought it wouldn’t matter if he didn’t recognize him, as long as he could keep his lost mate by his side.

However, Lee Joo-hyuk becomes increasingly harsh on the devoted Kwon Yihyeon.

“I can do anything to protect the managing director.” <<less

As a traitor, Yue Lingxi knew that in order to turn her life around, she had to be loyal to the emperor. ... more>>

When there were assassins attacking, she stood in front to defend, and when there were corrupt officials causing trouble, she stood at the forefront to protect her fellow soldiers.

But the emperor instead flew into a rage, and there was a chill in the air as he spoke to her.

“You are so diligent. Should I award you a plaque?”

“Your Majesty, serving the emperor faithfully is my duty.”

“Xi Xi, to be loyal to the monarch, one must first love the monarch, do you understand?”

Little Red Riding Hood, who has strong survival skills but fell into the trap of love, versus the Big Bad Wolf who is always ready to pounce.

The female protagonist is not the type of bodyguard, but she is intelligent and tenacious, and not at all weak.

Important matters should be prominently displayed. <<less

As an undercover agent, Xie Li is sent to Fish Island Prison with the mission to get intel on Chang Guanshan, the leader of the biggest illegal organization in the coastal city, Hong Fang(Harbor city), through his son, Chang Xiaojia. It is rumored that Chang Xiaojia was imprisoned for an alleged involvement in the r*pe/mu*der of a female police officer. He has a strange and stubborn personality and is not as easy to approach as Xie Li initially imagined. However, at this moment, Chang Xiaojia starts showing an unusual interest in Xie Li’s body.... more>>

The main couple is Xie Li x Chang Xiaojia, with a plot that may potentially involve drama and intense scenes. There might be some plot twists and misunderstandings, with the background setting being fictional.

The inspiration for this story comes from “Line Walker 4,” borrowing some character concepts but not entirely derived from it. The characters’ personalities are different. Please refrain from associating real actors with the characters since the author does not have specific visual images while writing; they are simply drawn to the background setup.

The story is expected to be relatively short and it will have a happy ending. <<less

Ruan Jiu Jiu transmigrated into a rebirth novel, in which the female lead in her past life had an unattainable love, a white moonlight. In the novel, the white moonlight Cheng Jun was a hollow character with a pretty face but zero accomplishments, and with his cold personality was like a frigid beauty; an empty flower vase. Meanwhile, Ruan Jiu Jiu transmigrated into Cheng Jun’s ex-wife, an evil, stuck-up, female side character.... more>>

When Ruan Jiu Jiu transmigrated over, a divorce agreement was placed on the table. Cheng Jun, wet from the rain, ate a bowl of unhealthy instant noodles. Seeing that beautiful, emotionless face, Ruan Jiu Jiu suddenly couldn’t take it anymore and said that she’d wait until tomorrow to reconsider the divorce.

Later.

Ruan Jiu Jiu: Who said that he’s an idiot? Who said that he’s frigid? You’re trolling (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ <<less

Reading Guide: ... more>>

A fiery and unreserved general’s youngest daughter x a reserved and scheming young prince who has long harbored feelings

Love after arranged marriage x emotional entanglement

1. Highly focused 1v1, sweet couple (SC), happy ending (HE). Both leads are strong (and complement each other) with a sweet (sour and sweet) alternate universe story (partly modeled on the Tang dynasty).

2. Sweet and cool female lead who is good at fighting x gentle and refined scheming male lead. Operating in both the imperial court and martial world with dual identities.

3. The main couple are each other’s soulmates, first love, the first and only ones they fall deeply in love with. Pure love fans welcome!

4. Male lead is sick but not weak, his illness will get better!

——

In the martial world, she is a famous chivalrous heroine, and he is an elusive broker;

In the palace, she is the unruly youngest daughter of a general, while he is the crown prince walking on thin ice.

1.

Young Miss Jiang Kui of the General’s Estate, childhood name Little Full, pretends to be a delicate beauty during the day, but goes out killing bad guys at night.

Until the day a marriage contract ties her to the weak Crown Prince Xie Wuyan.

On their wedding night, the moment her husband lifts her red bridal veil, she presses a sword against him and chuckles: “Touch me and you die.”

The young husband lies back with closed eyes: “I’m at my wife’s mercy.”

She doesn’t notice his ears turning red amidst his disheveled hair.

2.

Crown Prince Xie Kang, courtesy name Wuyan, is rumored by all to be a sickly prince who won’t live past his coming-of-age ceremony.

Yet few know he is also the untraceable broker in the martial world, and fewer still know the woman who has captured his heart is a famous female heroine.

The day after his wedding, a little eunuch reports to him that the Crown Princess sneaked out of the palace at night to secretly meet someone at the bookstore in the East Tower.

Prince Xie waves his hand unconcernedly with a faint smile.

That night at the East Tower’s bookstore, the famous broker with quite a reputation in the martial world rests his chin on his folded hands as he gently asks the female heroine across the bamboo screen: “What do you think… of Xie Kang as a person?”

3.

Jiang Kui never thought the husband she deemed useless would one day fight through thousands of soldiers and horses to come to her.

He holds her bloodied body in his arms, takes her spear, stands tall amidst the storm of swords, and whispers tenderly in her ear: “My wife, it’s me.”

It’s you, she thinks hazily. It was you I met at Qujiang, you who laughed at me in the bookstore, you who drank with me, you who held me in the snowstorm.

Of the vast world, the one who came for me is you. It has always been you. <<less

Others usually appeared as human when they possessed a character in a book, but I possessed a doll.... more>>

It was also a favorite doll of the tyrant whose neck went flying because of the male lead.

‘I’ve already died once, but I don’t want to die again!’

To survive, I must edify the tyrant.

To do that, I must first move my body… What? Oh, it’s moving?

“Are you really Chloe? No, who are you?”

A young emperor of the Burgundy Empire and a tyrant with the end faith of dying. Reclaim my body while edifying him!

***

The hair was not black.

Instead, it was shiny gold. It was the same color as the doll.

Standing still, panicked, Declan asked again in a trembling voice.

“…Chloe, are you really here? But why do you look like a doll?”

From the time the doll moved its hand, he had an expectation that Chloe might have been in it.

In such a situation, although it looks translucent, there is a person who looks exactly like a doll, so it is worth expecting that it was Chloe.

Because in the end, people just believe whatever they want to believe.

“I am not the princess.”

His eyes greatly shook at the firm answer. <<less

Pei Xia transmigrated into a discontinued western fantasy novel and became the unlucky cannon fodder who had a pure body that was coveted by evil spirits and constantly suffered death threats.... more>>

The protagonist of the novel was Lucifer, the holy son from the Church of Light. He possessed a beautiful appearance and divine purification ability.

The novel’s description: The Holy Son, who had a charming physique, feels extremely distressed by his popularity.

Therefore, Pei Xia decided to become a guard for his chastity to avoid the fate of being possessed by an evil spirit.

It’s just that…….

When his admirer overbearingly pursued him, the Holy Son weakly leaned against Pei Xia’s arms, pitiful and adorable, “He is so fierce, I’m scared.”

When the demonic beasts attacked, the Holy Son held Pei Xia’s waist and buried his head into the crook of Pei Xia’s neck, shivering, “Xia, protect me.”

When assassins struck, Pei Xia blankly watched as the Holy Son decapitated one of the attackers with a single slash of his sword. His blood-stained lips raised into a seductive arc, but the moment he saw him, he let out a wet sob as he fainted onto the ground.

Pei Xia: ….

Holy Son: Why don’t you have wicked thoughts towards me?

Pei Xia (who actually does have wicked thoughts but has forcefully suppressed them), “Because w̶e̶’̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶t̶h̶ ̶b̶o̶t̶t̶o̶m̶s̶ I am very pious in my faith.”

Lucifer smiled and said, “In that case, join me in my room tonight, and let’s hear the lord’s voice together.” <<less

Li Fenglan, the number one person in the world of cultivation and an immortalization stage immortal, fell into qi deviation. He was spurned by thousands of people for doing evil things, split the Underworld River with a single sword, and had the whole cultivation world unify to beat him until his soul scattered. Only after his death did he realize that he was the villain in the novel.... more>>

Li Fenglan: This immortal has a swear word he doesn’t know…..

He never thought that a thousand years later, Li Fenglan would be revived inexplicably, and become a disfigured cannon fodder with all his spiritual roots crippled.

Then he discovered that something was wrong with the plot—

The Soul Condensation Tower in the forbidden area of ​​the Immortal Gate was established for him;

His Master who has resided in the upper realms for a long time, stands guard at his tomb in the lower realms

The main character who once used one sword to shake his heart spirit unexpectedly stole his corpse;

The distinguished reckless music cultivator good friend changed to cultivate the ruthless dao just to guard a trace of a remnant soul;

The Demon Master who was both good and evil was at odds with the cultivation world;

The unruly disciple used dead branches as hairpins, and from then on he only thought of one person.

It turned out that the whole cultivation world wanted to revive him.

Li Fenglan: I’ve received your kind regards, now you can get lost. Smile.jpg <<less

Centuries ago, Daoist Jing Yuan died from lightning. A millennium later, he comes back to life, but discovers that the stars have shifted and the world has transformed by leaps and bounds.... more>>

Marketplace: Selling herbs for 10 coppers each, alleviates fevers and detoxifies, reduces swelling and relieves pain.

Jing Yuan: Isn’t this the main precious herb used for Foundation Establishment Pills?

Auction house: Advanced level cultivation method starting at 30,000 spirit-stones!

Jing Yuan: Isn’t this the tr*shiest cultivation method you could find anywhere on the streets?

Art gallery: “The 100 Influential Figures of the Cultivation World”

Jing Yuan: Aren’t these my good friends A, B, C, D and old enemies 1, 2, 3, 4?

Bookstore: “Jing Yuan: A Biography“, “Memoirs of Jing Yuan“, “An Intro to Daoist-Master Jing Yuan’s Legendary Life“, “Honored Master Jing Yuan Teaches You How to Guide Qi into the Body“, “The Seven Habits of Founder Jing Yuan”

Jing Yuan: ?? Isn’t this me? Wait, when did I gain seven habits?

The companions he once journeyed with have long passed away, and not even 1/10 of the formerly glorious cultivation legacies remain. Yet, in this world without him, his legend still exists. This kind of feeling, is a bit embarrassing… <<less

Tan Yan has always been content with his lot, law-abiding, conscientious and diligent. He hides his little secrets and only hopes to enjoy his life when he reaches retirement age.... more>>

Suddenly one day, the relevant leader gave him an ID card birth year in 2000 and an admission letter from a certain university, and patted him on the shoulder lovingly: Young people, fight for the future of the motherland! You are the successors of the new generation!

Tan Yan: …

Will he still be able to retire? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻┻

Author note:

1. The main subject of this article is to raise a little wolf dog. The protagonist is a 58-year-old uncle with an 18-year-old face. Special note: The protagonist is unmarried, unmarried, unmarried, although he is 58 years old, he is unmarried!!!

2. This article is pseudo science fiction, all the theories appear in the text are “Green Bat School” fake-science. It’s a series of serious nonsense, please don’t take it seriously.

3. Infinite flow, modern pseudo-science fiction adventure text, there is a slight superpower. <<less