The greatest demonic cultivator, He Huan, split his divine consciousness into two right before going into tribulation and created another self; whom he named He Ku.... more>>

Unexpectedly, He Huan reached enlightenment, and from the demonic path entered into a path of selflessness— reaching the state of Nirvana. Yet despite no longer caring for himself, he still cared for He Ku.

Oh well, it wasn’t his fault for not having self-harming tendencies and therefore, reluctant to lose his other self. Since this was the case, then this road of selflessness, he won’t take it.

Is there a problem with people loving themselves? Of course not. <<less

The long-standing war between humanity and the demon race was brought to an end by “The 5 Battle Maiden Heroes,” a group of young female warriors.... more>>

The dying Great Demon King graciously accepted defeat, revealing his true face that had been hidden behind a mask all along, and praised the maidens as “strong and beautiful.”

However, the Demon King was careless. Due to the prolonged war, most of human males had perished, leading to a skewed male-to-female ratio and a divergence in concepts of chastity between humans and demons.

The female heroes, inexperienced in love, yearned for romantic relationships with men and were starving for affection.

Before they knew it, they had fallen head over heels for the Great Demon King, abducting him and starting a life of shared confinement, greedily monopolizing the Demon King amongst themselves.

Those who tried to interfere with this lifestyle became enemies to the female heroes, whether they were fellow humans or not, and thus, the world unwittingly gave birth to monsters more troublesome than the Great Demon King himself. <<less

Chen Lu transmigrated into the world of an old-fashioned CEO romance novel, taking on the role of a delicate and beautiful shou character and being forced to follow the plot line. Upon arrival, he was immediately locked up in a villa by the domineering CEO. The shou character spent his days crying to the moon and saying he didn’t want this.... more>>

Chen Lu, as a self-proclaimed homebody, thought it was a simple task; he just needed to stay home for three years. No problem, right? However, half a month later, he snuck into the gong protagonist's room to download games -

Let the world be destroyed! He wanted games, soda, and an anime waifu!

The overbearing CEO, Qin Gu Chuan, inexplicably discovered that he was the shou protagonist's domineering lover in this melodramatic novel and went to great lengths to force the protagonist into submission.

But knowing the plot didn’t change the fact that he had to follow the story. Every day, he listened to the protagonist crying, and Qin Gu Chuan told himself to endure for just three years.

However, not long after, Qin Gu Chuan received a message from the villa's servants that Chen Lu had suddenly disappeared. He urgently checked all the villa's surveillance cameras and saw Chen Lu in his study using a computer.

Wasn't Chen Lu supposed to sneak into the study to seek help from the outside world a year from now?

Qin Gu Chuan urgently synchronized his study computer’s screen and saw an intense battle scenes from the most popular video game and along with it, a series of profanities being broadcasted by Chen Lu.

Qin Gu Chuan's expression cracked.

After they confronted each other...

Qin Gu Chuan: "It's time for the plot to unfold."

Chen Lu: ...

Chen Lu (reciting the script): "Don't you understand? I'm just a butterfly in your life. Your cage is only a brief stop for me. I will be free, forever seeking the most beautiful flowers in my life."

Qin Gu Chuan burst into laughter.

Chen Lu: "Get lost!!!!"

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Content Warning: The original text is melodramatic and contains many absurd elements, such as the domineering lover, unrequited love, offering five million yuan, and more.

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Tags: Fantasy, Sweet Romance, Light-hearted, Satire, Commentary

Keywords: Protagonist: Chen Lu, Qin Gu Chuan | Supporting Characters: Many | Others: None

One-sentence Summary: A mischievous and reluctant shou and a forced domineering gong get into all sorts of mischief together as they navigate a world filled with absurd plot twists, eventually finding love amidst the chaos.

Concept: It's everyone's responsibility to save the world! <<less

For a young man like Jason, not having a lover has never been a worry. ... more>>

But why is it that his sweethearts are always forced to die by accident!

A mafia godfather, a top-notch killer, an evil doctor, a business elite and a federal agent…

Mixed in with all kinds of men, the temptation of hope and the shadow of death fall at the same time. <<less

I was the same, but the world had changed.... more>>

[You are the new constellation of realm #381jh051.]
As if it wasn’t enough to have entered the world of a novel, I became a constellation.

To make matters worse, the guy who was stuck in the elevator with me was the problem.

This man is the enemy of mankind, someone who turned evil in the novel and destroyed the world.

‘Wasn’t one of the reasons why he turned evil was that he wasn’t chosen by the constellations?’

But now that this has happened, I have no choice but to sponsor Baek Tae-beom and get out of here!

[Skill: Activating Sponsor.]
[Skill: Sponsor has been canceled.]
[The sponsorship of 10,000 coins has been canceled.]
[Reason: Insufficient amount of coins]
[Possessed coins: 0]
Wait a minute.

I think I’m screwed.

[Line from the novel]
“Don’t disappear in front of me ever again, hyung.”

Baek Tae-beom smiled with brilliant golden eyes like a beast’s. I couldn’t help but stare at him as if possessed by his fatally beautiful appearance.

“Then I really don’t know what will happen to me.” <<less

The main character was a producer of an idol survival audition program in her past life.... more>>

She died while doing the evil editing and was reincarnated as the daughter of Count ‘Prodia Ducer’ in another world.

She has to nurture contestants in the Empire Sire selection competition in order to wash away past karma to avoid going to hell.

The Grand Wizard of the Magic Tower.

A high-ranking priest of the Temple.

Heir to the upper echelon.

A promising General in the South.

Even the Grand Duke of the North.

However, the competition for choosing the princess’s husband seems to have some strange evaluation criteria…?

[The special performance of the Empire Sire selection competition participants will be revealed in 60 seconds.]
“Among us, the princess must have at least one to her taste!”

… Singing along to a tune with a strange repeating chorus.

And on top of that, all participants must perform a dance?

Hey, isn’t there something suspicious about this competition? <<less

Pei Wanyue, beautiful and successful Eldest daughter of the Pei family. Was going about her daily life until her friend started acting strange........ more>>

Friend: I won't let you hurt my favorite character!

Pei Wanyue: ?

Friend: You can't have the male lead!

Pei Wanyue: ??

Friend: So what if you're the female lead? I have transmigrated for a reason! I will take your place!

Pei Wanyue, finally fed up: *dials the mental hospital* Hello, there is a schizophrenic patient here-

.....

Male lead: I love you so much that I will **** you and keep you chained in my own little garden

Pei Wanyue: *slowly backs away and pulls out a knife*

......

He had not known her but ink on paper read in the darkest of nights of his own demons.

"the universe knew how much I long for you to actually exist...."

???: "And the universe knew how much I long to indeed exist and be with you" <<less

Six years after being ousted from his debut group due to facial burns, Suh Hyun-Woo finds himself regressing back to his days as a trainee, engulfed once more in the world of ruthless competition.... more>>

This time, he’s determined: he will make his debut, no matter what it takes. <<less

All the Heroes are my disciples.

Shari Azrael, an apothecary in the Dover Village.
When she was on the verge of falling victim to a horde of monsters after being constantly robbed of her painstakingly crafted potions by the heroes, she suddenly realized.... more>>

She realized that she has been trapped in a cursed, buggy game as an NPC for two years!

The only way to escape the game was to help the protagonist and Dark Lord, the [Lord of Nightmares], and his companions defeat the final boss and reach the ending!

But...

"The [Lord of Nightmares] is deeply offended by your words."
"The [Lord of Nightmares] feels a strong urge to kill you."

Wouldn't it be faster to die at the hands of the protagonist, who has a broken personality, rather than reach the game's ending?
Moreover, the quests are becoming increasingly difficult...

Is it even possible to reach an ending, you bastard game masters?! <<less

The dream you lost because of love, I’ll help you get it back on this redo with my own hands.
 
Song Yucheng is an... more>> eminent personage among the legal practitioners known by the moniker "Expert Home-Wrecker," specializing in handling divorce cases. Because of an unexpected event, a quick transmigration system bonds with him. From then on, he transmigrates through various worlds one by one, especially smacking the faces of all the self-centered scum men and the manipulative two-faced women in these worlds.
 
If you have 100 reasons to give me crap, then I too have 10,000 ways to break up with you. <<less

As a mad researcher in a tattered white coat activated the self-destruction device, Qin Luo knew that this time, there was no escape.... more>>

He was well aware of the destructive power of the self-destruction device.

Even if he is genetically inborn with an independent space, it is impossible to use the power of his space to resolve against such a terrible explosion.

His only end would be a torn space and the crushed bones.

On an unrecognizable earth rampant with zombies and mutant creatures, this end is good.

Death is far better than living…

With a skull splitting headache he opened his eyes to find himself reborn in the year before the apocalypse happened.

Is this a joke!!!

Is this a chance for him to be prepared to combat the apocalypse?

Is God not satisfied with all the bitterness he had went through and would enjoy watching him suffer once more? <<less

The once greatest Saint underneath the heavens has been reborn after one hundred years. He cultivates with mighty skills, and he fights to once again reach the top of the world!... more>>

Don’t compete with me when it comes to concocting pills, 100% effectiveness means nothing to me.

Don’t compete with me when it comes to cultivation speed, I won’t be responsible when you die from embarrassment.

Don’t compete with me when it comes to experience, as I’m an ancient ancestor.

The existence of Jiang Chen is destined to ridicule thousands of geniuses…… <<less

After an accidental electric shock, Jackson traversed into a parallel world filled with supreme beings—beings whose might and strength could hold the skies on their shoulder.... more>>

At first, Jackson preconceived the idea that he’d only traversed on the other side of the world, the United States, until that is various peculiarities popped up.

While watching the news channel, Jackson wondered whose the big green guy jumping up and down the buildings of New York without care.

Who is that bodybuilder statue donned in a red-blue uniform standing tall and proud in the Memorial Hall?

And who is that man flying the skies with a big hammer calling himself a God?

Jackson wondered if he should advise his parents to move away from New York.

But after a moment of thought, Jackson pulled out his mobile phone and dialed a number. “Mr. Stark, for the safety of mankind, I think it’s necessary to discuss the developments of technology and advanced armors with you.”

This is the story of a young man living in the world of Marvel who only wished to live a quiet and stable life but as fate would have it, fate had other plans for him. <<less

King of Heroes.... more>>

A title that signified the king of all heroes, whose great feats made even the gods feel fear. <<less

My family was killed. When they died by the enemies' swords, I went back in time. Even my lost sanity came back, and that was a relief.... more>>

"I was crazy, completely reckless."

Now that I'm sane, I thought I could carefully seek revenge.

... At least, that's what I thought. <<less

I've took the role of 'that person' who passed away long ago, someone who bears a striking resemblance to her.... more>>

In a reverse harem fantasy novel set against a military backdrop, the title "Four Crazy Guys Obsessing Over Me," or simply "F4," unfolds. The narrative centers around the protagonist's first love and former comrade who descended into madness following their demise, now fixated on the female lead.

However, as the one who has taken on the position of 'that person,' I enjoy certain privileges. Could it be that my fate involves facing death? Alternatively, survival might lead to a twist in the romantic plot, with me becoming the object of obsession instead of the female lead. Personally, I'm not inclined towards being the center of such fixation. But then...

"Hey, get your act together."

"The loser falls behind and gets left behind!"

"These fools need to snap out of it! Can't they get their act together?"

Romance is nowhere in sight; instead, the harsh reality of the real K-military awaits me!

Before I can fully escape this predicament, I had hoped that the male leads would become obsessed with me. However, this apocalyptic world consistently shatters my expectations. To worsen matters, it appears that the male leads are gradually losing their sanity in this chaotic world.

What's the only way to break free from this absurd exploitation? Naturally, it's through a revolution! You corrupt imperial scoundrels! <<less

[Straightforward Affectionate Doctor (Top) x Strong-Willed Cross-Dressing Nurse (Bottom)]
The first sight of Mu Le was a lifelong mistake. Qin Nuohe met Mu Le at the age of six. At that time, Mu Le was the child king of the Happy Road Workers community, handsome and righteous, nicknamed the ‘Dominant Flower.’ Qin Nuohe firmly believed that Mu Le was undoubtedly the most beautiful girl in the world. Who would have thought that when they had just entered junior high, he would unexpectedly encounter this world’s most beautiful girl in the boys’ locker room.... more>>

Qin Nuohe: After accompanying each other for six or seven years, I never knew Mu Le was actually a boy!

Upon entering high school, Qin Nuohe caught on. He pursued Mu Le day after day, and it seemed Mu Le didn’t mind him.

They made a pact to meet at the peak after their college entrance exams.

But as fate would have it, Qin Nuohe successfully reached the peak, yet Mu Le vanished without a trace.

A decade apart.

Qin Nuohe happened to meet Mu Le again at the hospital.

Mu Le, who aspired to be a doctor, was wearing a nurse’s uniform and easily resolved a conflict.

Qin Nuohe: Why did you suddenly disappear back then?

Mu Le: Why didn’t you come find me?

That night, a drunk Qin Nuohe heard a familiar voice in the bar.

He turned to look and gasped—on the stage, the person in a cheongsam…the cross-dressing singer. It seemed he recognized them.

Waiter: Oh, that’s our signature singer, called Dominant Flower. <<less

When I woke up, I realized I was the monster that mu*dered the Hero? I killed the Hero?... more>>

But above all else, I am very hungry.

Let's eat first and then think about it. <<less

In Tianlan Continent, there is a magic store called Origin Mall.... more>>

The Coke here can make people full of vitality in an instant; the spicy bars here can make people fight one another; the games here can make people improve their cultivation; the novels here can make people understand profound techniques.

Here there are infinite goods to choose from, including leisure, entertainment, dining, and training.

Oh, by the way, remember one thing. Don’t cause trouble in the store, because the owner is very strong. <<less

Lin Shuang, is an avid planner and master of time management in the field of science and engineering.... more>>

She suddenly finds herself transmigrated to a world of cultivation and becomes an outer disciple, considered slow in cultivation progress and lacking talent by her fellow disciples.

The stern and dignified senior in charge warns her, "If you don't make progress soon, according to the rules, you'll be expelled from the sect."

The genius junior sister, aspiring to be a powerful figure, remarks, "With such weakness, going outside might result in being sacrificed by evil cultivators."

The inner disciple, who values money and tops the assassin ranking, sneers, "Hmph, wasting resources! Give me those spirit stones!"

The disciples from rival sects all mock and make fun of her.

Lin Shuang smiles and says, "Don't worry, it's all part of the plan."

"Every breakthrough requires burning incense and bathing, wasting time. I plan to hold it in until the Golden Core stage and break through all at once, saving a hundred tomato timers (25 minutes each)."

Everyone: "???"

Turning around, they see her accumulate qi for ten years, erupting a hundredfold, and smashing the Golden Core evil cultivator into a pit.

Everyone: "??!"

Several years later, rumors spread throughout the cultivation world about an abnormal and extraordinary elder who disguises herself as a Qi Condensation female disciple each year.

Acting weak, she becomes the champion in the sect's competition, overturns the evil cultivator's base, and takes the Demon King as her dual cultivation partner.

Lin Shuang claims, "I'm innocent; I am only at the Qi Condensation stage."

She's simply a diligent cultivator, efficiently managing her time.

Senior Brother: ...

Demon King: ...

A hundred years later, the Sect Master comes out of seclusion and asks, "Has Lin Shuang made a breakthrough?"

Disciple: No. This time, she plans to wait until the Golden Core stage to ascend. Oh, she plans to do it tonight!

Sect Master: ???

Lin Shuang smiles, "From Qi Condensation to Ascension, I've had 1230 breakthroughs, saving at least 6000 steps in total!"

All the antagonists who thought she was weak and kept getting beaten are now crying.

Even the celestial beings who welcome ascenders shed tears, "Finally, the legend has reached our realm."

Later, a book titled "Lin's Fastest Cultivation Methods" spread throughout the cultivation world.

It includes minimalistic cultivation steps, mind map-style cultivation, Ebbinghaus memory curve, tomato timers, balancing work and rest, multitasking, and more.

Junior disciples: We give up.

Nine-Tailed Fox Demon Emperor, Fu Yuan, possesses ancient bloodlines and can help others with their breakthroughs. During his childhood, he had his eight tails forcibly severed.

In this life, he hates cultivators the most and only wants to perish together with the enemies who exterminated his clan.

But then, a figure in green clothes appears—

"As long as I haven't removed you from my tomato timer plan for a day, you won't be able to die."

"No one can take you away from me!"

Everyone covets his ancient bone bloodline.

But she draws a blood-stopping charm on his bleeding hand, and the dan furnace dances as if a flower blooms in the endless glacier. <<less

[Ding! Successfully killed a rare appendicitis monster, gained: Appendectomy experience +100, RMB +100, one white suture needle!]... more>>

He’s an emergency room surgeon. After waking up from a nap, he realized that saving lives makes him stronger! <<less

Before the rebirth, Yuanting evaluated his life as not bad at all. Despite being confined to the villa by Cheng Nanyi and unable to go anywhere, he still had to sleep with him at night.... more>>

But!!!

With chefs and servants to attend to him, unlimited online shopping, and the option to order takeout, isn’t this the ultimate dream for many people? Just lying around like a lazy fish?

Upon being reborn to the age of seven, Yuanting looked at the handsome young man across from him and ran for his life.

At the age of ten, young master Cheng was composed, reserved, polite, and hadn’t yet gone through a dramatic transformation into a paranoid lunatic. So, when would be a better time to escape?

What? Lying around like a lazy fish?

No, the price of freedom is even higher! <<less

Five years ago, Xi Zonghe had a car accident, and I witnessed the whole process of his lovelorn and eventually getting dumped.... more>>

Five years later, Xi Zonghe was in a car accident again, he not only forgot that he had been dumped but also went to find his former lover to reconcile.

Me: "..."

I, his current partner, have a pissed heart. <<less

An eighteenth-tier female star who is bound to the Abuse Heroine System of a sadistic novel vs. a domineering president who is bound to the Scumbag Repentance System.... more>>

Ye Zi has become the heroine of a sadistic novel. Her system told her the rules: You are the heroine of a sadistic novel, and you must be a good licking dog to the protagonist. Every time you complete a dog licking task, you will be rewarded by the system. And the system will shield the pain nerves for the host, so she will not feel any pain. Ye Zi said, isn't he just acting as a licking dog? This is what she is best at, and the pain is also blocked. This is pie from the sky.

The system issues a mission: Be tied up and r*ped by the male protagonist Shen Mobai.

Reward: A golden throat lozenge. After taking it, you will have a diva-level voice.

So Ye Zi deliberately helped the male partner, waiting for Shen Mobai to get angry and r*pe her. Ye Zi looked at Shen Mobai expectantly. Abuse me quickly, abuse me hard! However, her husband held her in his arms tenderly, lowered his head and kissed her face. "Xiao Zi helps others, that's awesome." Ye Zi said in her heart: I want you to tie me up and torture me. I'm not asking you to kiss me! But the rewards for the mission were so rich, it would be a big loss if she didn't complete it. Ye Zi put the rope into Shen Mobai's hand, "Tie me up now, tie me up right now!" Tie me up! Then treat me roughly! Don't delay my mission progress, okay?

Shen Mobai saw the rope in his hand, and then looked at Ye Zi's angry face, his eyes a little complicated. He tied her hands to the bedside according to Ye Zi's instructions. Ye Zi was so excited that she almost screamed, "I'm coming." The scumbag male protagonist is finally going to start abusing her. He's going to use his 30cm c*ck to r*pe her soon, and she can't feel the pain anyway, so she's not afraid. However, Ye Zi never expected that Shen Mobai not only did not treat her roughly, but instead l**ked her body gently. The system only blocks pain, not pleasure. It wasn't until she was panting from being l**ked that her v*gina was extremely itchy that he supported his c*ck and inserted it. As soon as Shen Mobai's c*ck penetrated her, she climaxed. As the heroine of a sadistic novel, she was made to moan and groan every time by the male protagonist. She felt guilty for receiving this reward.

Male protagonist's perspective: Shen Mobai transmigrated into the scumbag male protagonist in a novel and was bound to the scumbag repentance system. System rules: Be good to your wife and obey your wife’s requests unconditionally. Men's morality is basic, and loving one's wife is a must. He must increase his wife's favorability level before he can complete the task. My wife helps the weak, praise her! Green tea tip, run away! Everything my wife wants must be met! Shen Mobai saw the rope handed over by his wife, and then saw her expectant eyes. Shen Mobai felt a little complicated inside. Well, since his wife wants to have fun, he just obeys. <<less