Can a draft be eaten: Did you order the takeout to my house? Thanks.... more>>

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten: Next time order the beef brisket noodles. I don't like sour vegetables.

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten: Oh, can you help me hire a household helper? My clothes are still soaking in a pail of face-wash like substance.

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten:... this must be automatic reply. When you return and see this, also call a mechanic for me. My washing machine at home has been spoilt for a long time.

Selective blindness: Can you be even more shameless? Can you can you can you? Draft you jerk!

Can a draft be eaten: How difficult is it to make a telephone call. I need to concentrate on writing my draft. <<less

Han Ting said, "For me, love isn't everything. I may not be able to provide self-sacrificing love for you, but the love that accompanies you in ordinary life may be possible."... more>>

Ji Xing understands that the love they seek is different, and the outlines of the dreams in their hearts are also different.

But she wanted to climb from the slope to the top of the mountain, stand beside him, face hardships, troubles and pain with him, and witness the beauty of this city with him.

They were dazzling stars who admired each other in their hearts, just like the night view of the capital that he showed her for the first time--

Calm, stunning beauty, so beautiful it is intoxicating. <<less

Lee Juwon, the corrupt CEO of the hunter service company December. Juwon, who lived viciously because he was crazy for money, was trapped all alone in a Christmas Eve dungeon that suddenly appeared.... more>>

In there, Juwon sees the aftermath of his own death. Everyone was happy about Juwon’s death like it was Christmas. All except one person…

Kang Inheon, an S-class hunter belonging to December. He was kind to everyone and only cold to Juwon so, like everyone else, he thought he hated him. However, after Juwon died, Kang Inheon acted weirdly…?

Pretty tr*sh and Pretty Scrooge’s* dungeon escape

Note: The abbreviations of pretty tr*sh and pretty scrooge in korean is yesseu and yeseu, which sounds like yess and yes <<less

The sudden death of one’s older brother and his wife.... more>>

Amidst this man’s quiet and boring life that resembled a black-and-white movie, the overflowing energy of a six-year-old girl came out of nowhere.

The fearless Baek Tae-joon came to collapse without mercy.

[Could you become Rose’s home tutor until the end of this semester?]
This was what Tae-joon suggested to ‘Miss Minnie’, a kindergarten assistant teacher whom Rose clung to often.

[The basic salary for about 4 months is $100,000. Including a $50,000 contract basis and a $50,000 bonus at the end of June.]
And, by the way.​

‘I’m finally going crazy.’

The red cheeks, the fair and translucent skin, the cherry-like lips that seemed to be coated in sticky syrup, the feeling of her soft hands, and the strangely ticklish, whispery voice grazing his ears.

The image that popped into his mind without warning hardened his lower abdomen.

He was raving for Rose’s teacher, ‘Miss Minnie’, almost all the time.

Because of her sensitive adolescent complex and college trauma, Min-hee mastered the expertise of unrequited love.

“Will I never try s*x before I die? I wish there was someone who could help me practice how to seduce a man. Maybe I’ll just never have a proper relationship and die leaving only my kittens behind, hnng-”

“You have a cat?”

“No. Hik.”

Tae-joon agilely caught a gap and held onto it.

“Don’t cry. You can practice seducing a man using me.” <<less

“Twenty thousand dollars for every session. Have s*x with me and keep your mouth shut.”... more>>

These were the words my boss said to me when I caught him doing something shady inside his very office. Obviously, it was a bribe to prevent me from ruining his image. Even so, I still accepted his offer, for one reason…

…I was interested in knowing his true nature. <<less

A heavily overworked businessman takes a nap on a bus headed to a corporate retreat. He awakens in a fantastic labyrinth city, immediately being informed that he has been reincarnated after dying in a bus accident and must work as a dungeon seeker.... more>>

Confused, the former businessman heads to the registration point to get his job, only to be hit with two huge and horrible surprises: The first is that his pushy boss lady who had worked him to the point of collapse in his former life has also reincarnated here. The second his job received from registration is unknown and unreadable—no one will party with him and will treat him like an invalid if they find out this secret!

He is forced to hire a demihuman mercenary to party with him, and things will only get worse from there as he is forced to confront the deadly nature of his new, reincarnated, occupation. <<less

[Li Baisheng withdrew a message and kissed the group owner.]... more>>

Group owner: [Li Baisheng, why do you kiss me.]

[Because I like you.]

…damn hand.

Quickly withdrew it.

…
#Discussing the importance of IQ# <<less

Xia Ye is pressured by her mother to either land a golden rice bowl (good paying job) or find a golden turtle (rich husband).... more>>

So the stakes are high at her latest job interview. Driven by desperation, Xia Ye comes up with a devious plan to drive away the other candidate. Of course, things do not go as planned when the other candidate turns out to be her interviewer! <<less

Celestia lives in the back alley of Golddina and has a skill that can dispel magic.... more>>

She thinks that her skill is useless and supports her talented friend Serengevan instead.

“Get that crazy b'tch out!”

But he betrayed her and sold her as a s*ave even though they promised to get married.

In her inescapable despair, a man who looked to be a nobleman appeared before Celestia and seeing his condition, Celestia proposes a deal to him.

“I can heal the disease you are suffering from.”

“…Where did you hear about me?” The man’s face was getting increasingly scary but Celestia wanted to live.

She eventually got what she wanted, and arrives at a place which resembled the imperial palace.

“In the future, call him ‘Your Majesty’.”

“……Your Majesty?”

“Of course, he’s the one and only Emperor of the Burg Empire, Van.”

Surprisingly, the identity of the man is…

The Emperor of the Burg Empire, known as the Red-Eyed Psychopath.

Celestia became one of the emperor’s subjects,

Can she survive safely? <<less

Lee Young-joon, this narcissistic capable man, was the vice president of Yoo-il Group and was well-known for his good looks.... more>>

His life went by without any hurdles, thanks to his personal secretary/assistant, who had always been so heedful with his businesses. She was a beautiful woman with perfect looks and abilities named Kim Mi-so.

She had worked for 9 years as his secretary, although the woman also served as his personal driver from time to time.

Howbeit, Kim Mi-so resigned suddenly. When being asked why, Mi-so said that she wanted to find herself a life-long partner (marriage partner).

Lee Young-joon didn’t accept that reason. He presented a brilliant solution so that the woman didn’t need to resign from her job: he offered himself to be Kim Mi-so’s husband.

But, was it really Mi-so’s true reason for her resign?

Or, was there anything else the woman was hiding? (Cred: Fei斐) <<less

The first time that game strategist Chen Jianfeng meets his boss, Wu Di, he utterly destroys him in a video game-- the video game that... more>> their company is developing. And he proceeds to show him up at the same game, unbeknownst to either of them, again and again. This is the story of a dimwitted guy who’s a whiz at everything from video games to basketball, and his boss, who’s a really sore loser. <<less

Short passage about a hemorrhoid patient, everyone has the duty to show concern for hemorrhoid victims.
Why do I always mortify myself in front of... more>> my boss? Was there a disruption in the heavenly cycle this year? Or maybe the layout of my new home is bad? BaZi and picture of the layout of my room is included below, I’d like to trouble you guys to help me take a look. Not that urgent so I won’t stay online and wait. <<less

In the fully immersive and realistic RPG online game [Illusory World], which has been in official public beta testing for its fourth year, Violet, one of the top players, experiences an unpredictable twist while participating in the conquest of a special dungeon.... more>>

With her eyes closed and then opened, Violet finds herself no longer in the game world but in a completely new and unknown place, separated from the modern society behind it.

Here, there is no doubt that it is the real world.

Violet’s incredible adventure begins, but this world seems somewhat different from what she had expected.

Enemy A: Why? You’re just a priestess, aren’t you!?

Violet: Is there a problem between me being a priestess and me being able to beat you with a stick? Drop your loot and hand it over! <<less

Yun Rong, the mountain demon, had slept for 3,000 years. She could only be awakened by the offering and prayers from the common people. However, one day she was rudely awakened by a weird machine called excavator.... more>>

Yun Rong was really angry. Which wicked person dares to move my mountain! She decided to show herself to the person in charge to resolve the situation.

Yun Rong: “Who permitted you to move my mountain?”

Development Manager: “Our company’s General Manager.”

Yun Rong: “Outrageous! Take me to see him!”

The Development Manager disdainfully said: “Do you think just because you want to see our General Manager you could meet him?”

Yun Rong modestly asked: “Then how could I meet him?”

Development Manager: “Minimum you have to be worth 100 million!”

From then on, Yun Rong went down the mountain to raise her worth to at least 100 million only to discover that the world had changed a lot after 3,000 years. Apart from blessing the common people with good weather for crops and abundant harvest, she couldn’t do anything else. She realized then it would be quite difficult to raise her worth to 100 million.

Lu He Nian said pamperingly: “Not difficult at all. What’s mine is yours.”

Yun Rong said innocently: “Wishing your family luck and prosperity!”

( mountain demon is also known as mountain god ) <<less

When she loves him she hopes everyday and waits everyday for him, feeling grievances like a little wife; When she didn’t want to love him, he is overbearingly like a jealous husband wrapping around her everyday and noisy everyday.... more>>

Anyone who knows Han Luoting understands that HE, is firm and old-fashioned.

He has always been cold and indifferent to the women. Although there are a lot of women that admire his handsome appearance, no woman dares to be as s*upid as Du Linglan, knowing that man doesn’t love her, she is still s*upid enough to accompany him to roll under the sheet for a night.

To Du Linglan, as long as SHE loves him, it’s enough.

It isn’t until he coldly pushes her away that she decided she will never love this man anymore.

It’s just that her forefoot is gone, Han Luoting, a man who has never had a heart for her actually chases her before her eyes. He is very clumsy and changes his style hard to please her.

Pregnant woman? Looking at Du Linglan with a big belly, Han Luoting is very sure that the man who made her get a big belly, who else besides him?

Cold eyes look at one person after another shows love to her, he is like a jealous husband can’t wait to catch her into the auditorium and declare sovereignty.

Since this s*upid woman foolishly loves him for so many years then he will marry her home as a legal wife.

It shouldn’t be excessive, but she not only not let him get on the bed still keeps on saying that she doesn’t want to marry him! <<less

Xiao Tu (Little Rabbit) and Lang Lang (“Wolfie Wolf”)’s first meeting wasn’t a good one. But Xiao Tu won the match. It proved to be her downfall.... more>>

Lang Lang was Xiao Tu’s new boss and hell bent on revenge for the minor slight, or so it seemed. No amount of pervy Rabbit’s cunning could win against the stinky, even pervier Wolf.

He had got her in his paws and he was never letting her go. <<less

When I was Transferred to Another World, I Became the Adjutant of a Lady Commander and Beared the Brunt of a Lustful Harem!... more>>

~From a Safe Place, Let’s Rise to Greatness! While at it, have Wonderful s*x with Beautiful Women from Another World as Well!~

Yuushin Sanada was taking a shower when he suddenly got transported to another world. Being thrown outside buck-naked, he was more shocked to see that the place he has arrived at was the center of a battlefield, where powerful monsters are running rampant all over the place, and the soldiers, even though they were already strengthened and enhanced by magic, are still struggling to fight them off.

Since the ability to use magic was the deciding factor in strength in this world, Yuushin, who has no way to defend himself, decided to approach a person who has the power, grasp their abilities and weaknesses, and secure a safe job to avoid having to fight on the front lines. It was then that he meets Lucy, a timid baroness and the commander of the defending forces, by luck.

Showing off the underhanded tactics that he learned in his original world, Yuushin decides to help Lucy, and by giving her all the credit for his accomplishments, he then succeeds in securing a position as her adjutant.

Upon investigating further, however, Yuushin discovers Lucy’s fear of powerful monsters, so in order to overcome that mental barrier, he decided to make her immediate superior experience the most wonderful part of being a woman – the incredible taste of s*x with a man.

After that, came a series of battles and all sorts of problems, but by utilizing his scheming as the Aide-de-Camp of the Baroness, while also building up trust and affection to his allies and the like – mostly beautiful women of power, Yuushin began aiming to have the most powerful another world harem of his life – also in order for him to stay away from the front lines of course! <<less

Koichi Kotoriyuu, who was working for a black company as a corporate animal, retired after suffering a physical injury.... more>>

When he was looking for a job after recovering, he received an interesting email from a job site.

I went to the interview and found out that it was a simulation game about urban development.

When I went to the interview, I was asked to build a country by a god of another world.

This is a story about an ordinary old man who is rejuvenated to the age of 20, gets a cheat from God, and establishes a country while traveling back and forth to Earth.

The story is about an ordinary old man who is rejuvenated at the age of 20.

I’m aiming for a happy ending in the end, despite all that happens.

It’s a story about turning a medieval world into a near-future world with magic and cheats. It’s a story like that.

This is a story about a medieval world that is turned into a futuristic world with magic and cheats. It also takes place on Earth, but in a different world line than the real world. There will be non-existent countries, incidents, etc.

It’s a harem. I wonder if I can have 100 lovers? I don’t know <<less

I, a conscientious corporate s*ave, ruined Boss Ning Yiheng’s suit because of a kitten sent to the office.... more>>

I thought boss was going to be furious but boss said gently, “You have a good relationship with Li Xiaoming from Human Resources ah. I can always see you getting off work together.”

Me: ?

Ning Yiheng: “Oh, that’s right… I’m gay, you know?”

Me: ???

My roommate Li Xiaoming was beautiful, has a good temperament, and was a flower in the office. No one sighed when they saw him: It was really gay ah!

I immediately tied my head in knots: Boss mentioned Li Xiaoming + Boss admitted that he was gay =

Why did he suddenly ask about my roommate? Boss wasn’t hinting that he likes my roommate, right?!

Matchmaking boss with my roommate = making the boss happy = forgetting the soiled suit—

I have entirely grasped the boss’s mind. “Boss, please rest assured, my roommate doesn’t have a partner!”

—

On a certain day of a certain month, I had dinner with my boss.

I never forgot my mission: Thank you, boss, for inviting me to dinner, but this time the food was a bit salty, my roommate likes it sweet.

Ning Yiheng (black face): Cheng Huai Xiu, you really care about your roommate.

Me: … Ah??

—

Why did my boss get angry when I pulled the strings for him ah? Waiting online, very urgent.

—

Warning: The shou’s brain circuits and focus are always different from normal people.

—

Bad with words and s*upid gong X Unromantic brain circuit, pure, and straight guy shou. <<less

For Ye Bai, the guy who had a deep crush on his male god, the only way he could vent his lust and desires was through drawing out little yellow pictures.... more>>

Until one day, when those treasured little yellow pictures of his fell into the eyes of the male lead…

What to do if you’re hungry?

Let me feed you. <<less

When Cheng Yao saw Qian Heng for the first time, she couldn’t possibly understand why he was nicknamed ‘industry cancer’.... more>>

The man in front of her looked brilliant. He was handsome and tall, and his eyes were particularly charming.

‘Nonsense! How could someone so good-looking like him be industry cancer?’ She thought.

That was until she was severely beaten by socialism – When she tried to persuade her handsome boss on taking a case of public rights protection, her boss gave her a blank look.

“What do you think a successful lawyer should do?”

“Work with passion?”

“What’s my surname?”

“Qian,* of course!”

“Therefore, I will only work for cash.”

…

When she asked for a raise, her boss was unconvinced. And at the KTV party he participated in for the first time, he made sure to give her a “reality check”.

It was hosted in a small theater. At that night, she had drunk too much. Cheng Yao ran to the stage and picked up the microphone.

“What’s up with Qian Heng? This guy’s amazing! Isn’t he impressive? I must have gone insane to let him call me ‘baby’ that day! I, Cheng Yao, must make this clear! WHAT! GOES! AROUND! COMES! AROUND!”

No one could forget Qian Heng’s terrible expression that night…

But what they didn’t know was that the next day, Qian Heng pushed Cheng Yao into a corner, and said with an unreadable expression, “Were you satisfied last night, baby?”

*the character for the last name “Qian” also means “money” <<less

Nataek, who was playing the game “Sumer’s Anunnaki” set in Ancient Mesopotamia, possessed the body of a s*ave after receiving a limited edition DLC CD. The owner of Nataek, who became a s*ave, was General Medeus, a man known for his bad temper.... more>>

Nataek realizes that Medeus is the key to escaping the ancient civilization and plans to use him, but he keeps getting bothered by the way that Medeus, who is ostracized due to being labelled a barbarian, treats him indifferently. In order to return to his home in the modern-day age, Nataek must unite all six city-states with the help of Medeus. He decides to stick with Medeus no matter what… But what’s with this strange atmosphere? <<less

Ha Joyoon, a war correspondent for TPA, a foreign news agency, has been in a coma for five years after being involved in an accident in a civil war zone. Miraculously, he returns home and visits his ex-lover, but he was already with someone else … They were friends from birth, and lovers after they grew up. A man who never thought of breaking up with his lover and did not imagine himself with another person in his life, found his lover with someone other than him. ... more>>

The world blames all the consequences on his selfishness and irresponsibility. It took time and different ways to end, but Ha Joyoon, who never experienced such a thing, falls helplessly and clings to an old lover who is trying to forget him. But then another man came into his life. This new man doesn’t need affection and just wants to enjoy carnal desires. It is the first time that Ha Joyoon has experienced separation and the responsibility of love in his thirty-one years of life. <<less

I am inside a common RPG game.... more>>

I’ve become the devil who kidnapped a little princess… who is happily eating cake next to me.

“Devil, isn’t the weather nice today?”

“Would you like to go to the village festival with me?”

“I’ll even go and destroy the warrior for you!”

“… Won’t you please be patient?”

I grabbed the princess by the arm with a serious face.

Warrior or whoever, come quickly and take the princess whose head seems to be wrong.

***

The warrior who came kissed the back of my hand.

“You’re the one who freed this low-grade dog that grew up in a narrow cage.”

He whispered in my ear with a sad and tickling voice.

“So please don’t abandon me.”

I think there’s also something wrong with the warrior. <<less

She was the little chief secretary at Huo Yunting’s office, who carried out jobs both on the table and “under” the table.... more>>

She was also his obedient wife at night, fulfilling his needs.

It was a repentance, a redemption to her sin, Lu Zhaoyang was swallowing all these humiliations as heaven forbade, her mother was the other woman in this ugly affair with the wealthy Huo family, and eventually shattered the entire family, driving Huo’s mother insane.

It was probably the fairest, also the most horrible bargain of Lu’s life as Huo Yunting raided their house one day.

“You would compensate with your body. On daily basis.” The offer was made and she could not say no.

“If you think you aren’t having enough fun… Well, perhaps we could play the divorce game, then we could have another marriage, making the same vow with you always as my bride. I can do this, again and again. Again, and again. Isn’t that sweet, honey?”

Was it heart-moving, or simply tear-moving?

ISN’T IT OBVIOUS?

Huo Yunting, he’s a devil, both body and soul a devil!

Join the Fifty Thunders of Huo Yunting! <<less