Wipe Clean After Eating

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Xia Ye is pressured by her mother to either land a golden rice bowl (good paying job) or find a golden turtle (rich husband).

So the stakes are high at her latest job interview. Driven by desperation, Xia Ye comes up with a devious plan to drive away the other candidate. Of course, things do not go as plan when the other candidate turns out to be her interviewer!

From Shusheng Bar:
I: “General manager, I only said I will cook but did not agree to wash the dishes.”
He: “If you don’t wash the dishes, do you expect me to wash them?”
I: “Do you know a woman is most attracted to a man who can do housework? Especially when he is wearing an apron and washing the dishes. This is the ideal image of a good man in the thinking of a majority of the women. In order to create the prefect image of a good man, I feel it is necessary for you to wash the dishes.”
He: “A man who washes the dishes is really very attractive?”
I: “Really!”
He: “Well, I will believe you this once.”
He: “Xia Ye, come into the kitchen.”
I: “Do you need me to help you with something?”
He: “Just stand there and don’t move.”
I: “…..?”
I: “If there is nothing I can help you with, I’ll go out.”
He: “Standstill!”
I: “You asked me to come in, just to….. watch you wash the dishes?”
Me: “If you don’t watch, what is the point of me washing the dishes?”
I: “…..”

He is distressed: “I fell in love with a person, but I do not know how to say to her.”
I suggested: “This is simple! Directly tell her I love you, should be all right?”
He is worried: “But …… I’m worried that she will not accept me.”
I comforted: “How can since you are such an outstanding man? There must be something wrong with her brain if she doesn’t accept you!”
He nodded: “Well, I love you!”
I: “…… Huh, there is something wrong with my brain ……”
He: “……”

Associated Names
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Chigan Mojing
Chi Gan Mo Jing
吃乾抹淨
吃干抹净
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Recommendations
Come and Eat, Shan Shan (2)
Best to Have Met You (1)
Just Blame Me For Being Blind in the Beginning (1)

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11/12/15 Hui3r c45
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Pluto
Pluto rated it
February 7, 2017
Status: Completed
This story is okay if you want some mindless reading. I came here because everyone said this book is like Shan Shan come eat. The only thing similar is the boss-subordinate relationship. Which was done better in the other book. The first chapter was hilarious. I love books that just pull you in from the very first page. Then I got to know the characters and I was just not interesting and didn't care about what happened to them at all. ... more>>
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First off, I did not like the main character Xia Ye. She is just so greedy and stupid. I have never read about a character who is so blatantly greedy. It is said that she takes after her mother who is just so ridiculous. This is part of the joke of the book that Xia Ye always falls into Lu Jun's traps because she is so greedy. It gets old after awhile. I start wanting something new but there is just no character growth.
Lu Jun is also too black belly. I never thought I'd say this because I love reading black belly characters but Lu Jun was just too one dimensional. There was no reason given for why he liked Xia Ye. He himself said I don't know why I like you. Even I as a reader don't know why he likes her because she is just written so unattractively. She has a horrible character but we're supposed to be okay with that because she is the main character.

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I didn't like it. I prefer situational comedies. Most of the funny parts in the book are all based on different people just coming up and calling Xia Ye ugly. I don't like comedy based on insulting characters. It was similar to making a series of fat jokes about a slightly overweight girl. Except in the book it was an ordinary looking girl who was repeatedly called ugly. It's not funny. <<less
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mrezman
mrezman rated it
February 6, 2016
Status: --
I love this novel so much.

Dense, stupid, and cute female lead doesn't realize that her boss starts to like her. This novel is insanely funny, and their interactions are really great.

The only thing I didn't like that much was the ending chapters, but the beginning was brilliant.
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DubZer0
DubZer0
March 21, 2017
Status: c30
Cliched naive subordinate and manipulative boss story that was slightly entertaining until everyone started acting retarded. The female MC is stupid from the get go, not just naive. The male lead is entertaining but he acts like a idiot whenever it comes down to him to move the relationship forward. The comedy gets really old, really fast uncaring mom, dumb female lead, dumb male lead. Story not worth really reading.
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Crazy Cat Person
Crazy Cat Person rated it
July 8, 2017
Status: c20
I was looking for a cute romantic comedy story but I've found this one instead. The characters are quite one dimensional. The main lead is just stupid and greedy. I also can't fell in love with any characters, not even the male lead. The male lead is ride, doesn't know how to treat a lady and very self centred.
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dysry
dysry rated it
February 28, 2016
Status: --
Cliched but cute story with one major advantage – the jokes are actually funny. It starts off with the heroine, Xia Ye and her boss, Lu Jun starting off on the wrong foot, with LJ taking up teasing XY for amusement. At some point he develops feelings for her from this initial interest (though it makes more sense if he liked her from but start but I don’t think it was really made clear) and uses the same jokes to express his affections but it goes over her head. So... more>> he continues to chase until she relents.
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While the humour is quite good, it does prevent LJ and XY from developing their relationship. LJ is a guy with high specs (income, looks, charisma etc) but a sharp tongue and sadistic sense of humour that takes pride in misleading others. However in chasing after a low EQ, low IQ female lead – pretty much every time he jokes or misleads her it sets their relationship back a few steps. It’s entertaining for the reader and for him but his chase would’ve been half as short if he had cut down a bit.

Ultimately their inability to communicate fails create trust and understanding between the characters, but it’s something they’ve accepted for now. Or at least let the author bring out one last laugh from the readers before they start working on it?

I’ve also noticed in a lot of romances, the characters take so long to get their feelings across that they’re practically racing to towards marriage and children when they finally get together.

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Jaslynn
Jaslynn rated it
January 22, 2016
Status: --
Funny, dense heroine, and cunning love interest. Adorable, fluffy read.
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paputsza
paputsza rated it
July 5, 2017
Status: c18
I'm reading it, but the shenanigans this girl gets into are on a Disney channel level. I'm an aging fujoshi (any fujoshi over the age of 16 is old for a fujoshi).
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There's no way an office lady ogling a man in a towel after his shower is going to give me a nosebleed. Then she bit his fried egg to make it into a heart shape. I want to yell at her to use a heart shaped cookie cutter. We're just 18 chapters in and that he likes her is obvious and she's degraded to have the intelligence of a 3 year old diagnosed with ADD.

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That said I'll read the rest of this story when I have the patience again. This run I made it like 3 chapters, nearly 4.
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KimiKazoo
KimiKazoo rated it
February 2, 2017
Status: --
Very adorable and funny.

Nothing overly dramatic, just minor misunderstandings and happily ever after. Do not read in public, you will look crazy for smiling and laughing for no reason.
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lilychan25
lilychan25 rated it
September 20, 2016
Status: --
It was so funny, I was smiling throughout. Romance - Never knew I could laugh at a romance like this one. It has its sweet moments but always with a punchline or twist waiting to happen.
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makenai89
makenai89 rated it
February 23, 2016
Status: --
A cliche 'naive subordinate vs manipulative boss' romance story, but was very funny, plotted nicely and has pretty nice characters. If you like light-hearted romance, or “Come and Eat, Shan Shan”, or Korean boss-subordinate love story, then this one will probably suit your taste.

However, IMO the author’s narrative was a bit lacking. And till the end, there were no hook that is particularly memorable. Of course, it could be simply my subjectivity speaking.
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xpotatoknight
xpotatoknight rated it
October 1, 2018
Status: --
First chapter was pretty funny, but the more I read the more I got frustrated. The MC is not only naive, but incredibly stupid. Most MC are kind of dumb in order to come off as cute, but this MC's stupidity comes off as opportunistic and straight up ignorant. If you know someone is mad at you, just insulted you, and you know you messed up, the minute he offers you dinner, you know something fishy is going on. Nope, not to MC, she is just thinks "man, he's so... more>> nice all of a sudden!! I want a 5 course meal with 3 desserts!". MC has no redeeming qualities. I just kept face palming and face palming so much that the MC just became cringy to read after a while. What a huge let down.

Highly NOT recommended. <<less
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