Who Allowed You to Get on the Bed

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When she loves him she hopes everyday and waits everyday for him, feeling grievances like a little wife; When she didn’t want to love him, he is overbearingly like a jealous husband wrapping around her everyday and noisy everyday.

Anyone who knows Han Luoting understands that HE, is firm and old-fashioned.

He has always been cold and indifferent to the women. Although there are a lot of women that admire his handsome appearance, no woman dares to be as s*upid as Du Linglan, knowing that man doesn’t love her, she is still s*upid enough to accompany him to roll under the sheet for a night.

To Du Linglan, as long as SHE loves him, it’s enough.

It isn’t until he coldly pushes her away that she decided she will never love this man anymore.

It’s just that her forefoot is gone, Han Luoting, a man who has never had a heart for her actually chases her before her eyes. He is very clumsy and changes his style hard to please her.

Pregnant woman? Looking at Du Linglan with a big belly, Han Luoting is very sure that the man who made her get a big belly, who else besides him?

Cold eyes look at one person after another shows love to her, he is like a jealous husband can’t wait to catch her into the auditorium and declare sovereignty.

Since this s*upid woman foolishly loves him for so many years then he will marry her home as a legal wife.

It shouldn’t be excessive, but she not only not let him get on the bed still keeps on saying that she doesn’t want to marry him!

Associated Names
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Shui Zhun Ni Shangchuang
誰准你上床
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15 Reviews


luzumafu
luzumafu
Aug 03, 2019
Status: Completed
Spoiler

still wondering why ML called the other woman's name in midst of his heat/doing the deed (maybe bc he relied on her for a sense of security due to his past before MC--therefore not in the romantic sense) idk seems sketchy to me either way lol esp in the extra where he calls her name AFTER MC left, the first thing I thought was "scum??" instead of "oh he likes MC" bc if ya like the MC whilst/before doing the deed (in his justification he was drugged but still) why didn't you call her instead of the other girl?? This reader will probably never understand novel logic. Then again I MTL so I might be missing things

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But it was a satisfactory read, with a cute extra "detailing" (emotionally) their first night together, which was in the spoiler I just threw in above

ML is dense af, while everyone else is aware. No third party thank goodness, and really just misunderstandings that get covered pretty reasonably and quickly since it's a short story. FL is pretty resolute tbh and ML doesn't deserve to be left hanging for too long so when she did accept him again it wasn't too unpleasant. MTL is relatively easy to understand.
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Machaaan
Machaaan
Jul 29, 2019
Status: c5
Hello everyone, first of all I would like to give an applause to the translator for picking this novel. Thank yoouu soo much ?

I think am gonna come back and gives my final verdict about this novel, once I finish reading it.

All I could say after read up to chap 5 is, this novel seems promising. Nice plot and the most important thing for me is, it is not too fictional.

Both of them are from the same background and level (?). Not a love between the rich and poor, but... more>> between the leader and direct subordinate (let me know if I'm wrong). I hope this will be getting better.

Lastly thank you to the translator for your hardwork, and everyone~~ please enjoy this novel. ? <<less
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Book Lover Slytherine
Book Lover S
Oct 06, 2022
Status: Completed
Ok guys everything was fine but the ML and FL have some a lot of problems.

Fl:

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    • First of all the fl. No matter how much you love a person when you know think that he loves someone else you can never have s*x with him when he's drunk. No matter how much you love him, girls it's a crime. To sleep with someone when they have no sense, I found the FL action irritating!
    • FL is passable but blind in love. She thinks ML love someone else but still loves him and had s*x with him while he was drunk! Never in the world a sane person would do this. What if the ML didn't love her? Wouldn't it be wrong for both man and his beloved.
    • And she blames ML for calling someone else name when she's the one who should be blamed for doing this to a man who she thinks not love her. That's why I don't like this fl.
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Ml:

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    • Now ml. Where should I start? Ok. So, he loves FL but can't say it to her??? Why??? A single sentence can solve everything, but he can't say it??
    • 2nd I found it extremely offending that he's calling another woman's name while having s*x with FL for no reason. If you love someone, why will you call another woman's name while being intimate?
    • He calls FL name in sleep but his master's name while having sex?? Where in the world is this logic author? We need answer.
    • My next issue was why didn't the ML left the shadow guard job which is very dangerous? Because of his job he almost lost FL and her child. He should have left the job and live peacefully in the countryside. Never endanger your family for your job, guys! You could lose them! They could be r*ped, tortured and even mu*dered! It's another reason for my dislike!
    • Stil I could bear him but when FL give birth to a son he doesn't let her to touch him cause he's jealous.
      I know the author tried to make it funny but it's very cruel to a small child and mother. How can you not even touch your own child? And in what world a father become so jealous of his own children. This is why I can't like him?
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My Thoughts:

These are the reasons why I don't like this novel. It's 2.5 rating for me. But I've given 0.5 for the smut scenes! So that's why it's 3 for me. You can read it if you want. If these problems are not there it would be a nice novel.
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cmonson
cmonson
Sep 19, 2019
Status: Completed
Good premise, but the story is lacking. There I no real conflict.

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Spoiler

She leaves, he comes after her, says he loves her, she forgives him. Well, what about when he called the missus name during s*x the first time? Or all those times he put the misses first? You don't just change magically over night.

What they cold have done to make the story more interesting was:

MC leaves when she finds out she is pregnant, he follows, she keeps him at arms length, he courts her, she starts to trust him, he is forced to chooses the misses over her in a life or death/or he refuses to leave his job becaue he can't leave the Miss (it is what he is used to, it is his job, she is his most important person, etc), misses doesn't see anything wrong about it, MC leaves him because she thinks that although he loves her she will never be more important then the Misses, ML does soul-searching and decides to choose the MC, goes to win her back again,.. ML Resigns. Re-finds MC and tried to win her back again. End there on a hopeful note.... that would have been a much more interesting story with a HEA

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Also, if that family really loved the MC like family, they would have never let her continue to be a servant/bodyguard. <<less
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chande
chande
Dec 10, 2020
Status: Completed
The story is not bad but I think it's a bit dragging. ML had a chance to clear the misunderstanding ealier with only just 3 words: "I love you" but the author dragged their misunderstanding for a few more chapters just to make the story longer.

And I still can't forgive ML because he mentioned other woman's name after he slept with MC. Yes, he also mentioned MC's name after that (which is missed by MC) but still, ML is sucks.
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Liyu
Liyu
Jun 07, 2020
Status: --
If there was a half system, I would have given it 3.5

It's honestly not that bad, even slighty good if you want to pass time.

BUT many things could have been further improved or exploited.

And the major problem is the unsatisfying ending.
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SorchaNY
SorchaNY
May 24, 2020
Status: c39
Rate: 6-7/10. Honestly, I didn't think the story was bad. It is even a nice story! The only very absurd thing is the misunderstanding between them... So easy to be resolved... (ー ー;)

In the beginning, a fact: He had s*x with her, completely drunk, called another woman's name and doesn't remember anything. The only one deeply hurt is FL, who has unrequited love.

The author's flaws...

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Spoiler

ML doesn't have that kind of love for "fifth miss"; He feels only deep gratitude for his life. He's a bodyguard. And out of nowhere, he acts in a jealous and aggressive way towards FL having an "other man". He finally understands that he loves FL deeply. (I really don't understand the ML process falling in love with FL.)
The problem: ML called out "fifth miss" during s*x with FL (the first time), there is no real reason... There is no sense in the story. Except to give FL a lot of distress. The poor FL suffered for nothing due to the whim or failure of the author. hahahah

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ML: Han LuoTing. Domineering. Responsible. But... Ah! Man, tell the girl you love her! He's a very loving man!

FL: Du LingLan. Oh, she fell in love first, and suffered for it first. And because ML didn't immediately say that he loved her, she misunderstood everything! Calm. Determined. Practical.

I'm a little curious about the other novels in the series... They must be more interesting! :) <<less
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DOHere
DOHere
Apr 24, 2020
Status: c36
Story, character and writing wise - it's pretty mediocre.

One of the annoying things is that ... more>>
Spoiler

they went back to the mansion in the end. As a bodyguard, you have to sacrifice yourself for your master in times of danger, not sure if they're able to do that anymore. And anyway, how could you bring a baby in a mansion where killers may appear anytime and start shooting? I get you have a dearth wish, but have some responsibility towards your child.

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Anyway, the characters were one dimensional, bland and had no chemistry. There was some 3rd rate shooting and kidnapping mentioned and nothing smart in all of the story. <<less
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GooGooDolls
GooGooDolls
Mar 24, 2020
Status: Completed
Actually I really like this plot. Very sweet, heartwarming.. Smut level considering very minimal but still I love it :D and most importantly is HEA! Yay!
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Tang Ning777
Tang Ning777
Jul 20, 2023
Status: --
A binge worthy novel, if not for the dramatics in the last arc. For a short novel, I think it could've been toned down so much.

I liked the FL, Du Linglan, at first. She was brave and courageous. I felt for her. But later she became kind of meh?

The ML, Han Luoting, was kind of a scumbag at first. He did have his own share of redeeming qualities but I wanted him to grovel a little more.

... more>> Yang Mofei was my guy. He was the best character in the novel.

The synopsis may have been a bit misleading. I thought I would encounter a dumb FL who chased after the cold ML and then there will be reverse chasing. But we got more than that. The premise was good, I'd have to admit.

I also appreciate the fact that there were no catfights or competition between woman over the ML which Chinese web novels tend to do a lot.

What was with the extra though?! It ended with the heartbreaking segment of the novel💀💀💀

The translator was great. Her commentaries were on point too.

The biggest plothole of the novel which actually lowered down the ratings from 3 ✨ to 2 🌟 and was basically stuck like a fishbone in my throat throughout my read-

Why the fvck the ML uttered another woman's name (even if he was intoxicated) while doing the deed with FL if he didn't love said woman?! And why did the FL forgave him without clarifying this when it was her turning point?!

Unfortunately, it's still a mystery😩😩😩 <<less
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Qian Slowly
Qian Slowly
Mar 20, 2022
Status: --
Every chapter makes me want to cry, my heart throbbed for DL. This story is full of cliches, but it still got me hooked. It's short and sweet, add the very comforting background music, it made me feel like I'm part of the plot. Kudos to the translator, the translation may not be perfect but the emotions were portrayed perfectly.
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SqueakyClock
SqueakyClock
Aug 11, 2021
Status: Completed
Great translation! Thank you very much!

Spoiler

Still wondering why he called out fifth miss but when I read a comment citing ML's jealousy, I laughed. Maybe he really was just jealous of Xiao Hu XD

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Really, I was happy it was quite a slow burn type thing. Short novel but so many dugeun dugeun and kilig moments. 🌸
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divinelove
divinelove
Aug 27, 2020
Status: c25
It started with angts.. But I still give it a chance and the translation was finally getting better at c11.

It's a short novel and I find it quite unsatisfactory since the author didn't write the background details such as why suddenly the manor was being attacked. I was confused as to why suddenly there was a noise ruckus. The author didn't bother to explained.

And also how Long Chao (their master) and their friend know the ML and MC spent the night together, while the ML didn't even remember.. Like, how... more>> could they knew???? And another plothole is that their princess (Long something) was supposed to being played by wild man when she was on a holiday in japan.. The ML then order his man to beat him and then there was that. It's such an unimportant plot.

I also agreed with the rest of the reviewer about how these 'misunderstanding' is quite illogical. It felt like the plot is being forced.

Well, except for that.. It's quite well written. It's a passable reading for passing time. But I am dropping this. <<less
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Bkgksan
Bkgksan
Jul 16, 2020
Status: c39
Modern love story. I almost didn’t read this story because of lot of the reviews here. The translator does a good job. The story has been fully translated. There is smut.

One thing everyone seemed to focus on is that in the prologue (and extra) it is mentioned that the first time they sleep together, he calls out “fifth miss”. This is never explained. But as she is crying and walking away, he calls out her name but she doesn’t hear.
I personally don’t feel he had hat kind of feelings for the other girl. He had just never thought through his feelings for the FL. The whole story seems a bit rushed. But, unless the author wanted to add angst, the story is the right length. I don’t think we have to hate on ML for that one mistake.
Story is simple and all problems solves quickly and they live happily ever after.
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Aska.has.ORD...
Aska.has.ORD
Apr 29, 2020
Status: Completed
What frustrates me everytime here in NU is that I cant change the star rating my clumsy finger cl**ked!!!!

Official Star Rate: 4 stars. (Round up 3.5 and you get a 4~~ for the good smut scene)

It started sad, by mid point still sad by the end its kind of o-k but somewhat meh~~

... more>> MC sacrificed so much for that guy ML that even the most resolute decision she had- leaving Longmen- was also given up in the ending.

The ML was like~ He couldn't deny that he loved his work, nor could he easily let go as he imagined, since she could fulfill him, he could return more love.

Yeah right. I dont feel his reluctance to part with his high risk job at all.

Anyways I did not read the fanwai~ since itll only hurt moi is not a masochist. He called out, " 5th Miss!" after doing the deed with MC. <<less
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