Why Do I Always Mortify Myself in Front of My Boss?


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Short passage about a hemorrhoid patient, everyone has the duty to show concern for hemorrhoid victims.
Why do I always mortify myself in front of my boss? Was there a disruption in the heavenly cycle this year? Or maybe the layout of my new home is bad? BaZi and picture of the layout of my room is included below, I’d like to trouble you guys to help me take a look. Not that urgent so I won’t stay online and wait.

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laexdream rated it
May 15, 2019
Status: Completed
This was very entertaining. It's written like a series of posts on a forum, where the MC is updating us on his daily life. Each chapter gets more embarrassing for him, and more entertaining for us. It's very cute and sweet in some parts, though I may have accidentally discovered my hidden sadistic side by reading about his exploits...
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NanairoHana rated it
March 9, 2021
Status: Completed
Very light reading. The feeling is just like you scrolling around social medias reading funny thread 😂. I had fun:

  • It turned out to be “raise a chrysanthemum for a hundred days, f*ck him for a lifetime” ah!!
  • The pain of physio is as if an XL body tried to squeeze into an XS T-shirt.
  • From now on, I will be the “queer man who keeps a massage rod on his person” that the airport staff will gossip about over tea..... One spread to ten, ten spread to hundred...
  • I even asked the doctor, I asked him if his appetite would be affected after frequently looking at the chrysanthemums of patients. He said that it doesn’t, but it does affect sexual desires.
It was really funny because MC... more>> is yelling that his boss bent him but all the while if you think it from boss's perspective, it is the MC that flirted him with weird method from beginning lmao. <<less
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Lea168 rated it
June 4, 2021
Status: part1

Drawn by the great rating and reviews I gave this a try and was quite disappointed.

1. I found only 1-2 scenes funny, the rest were only embarassing

2. Yes, I read it's about hemorrhoids, but I thought it was more a joke (as so many summaries are misleading) or what sometimes happens the occasional hemorrhoids, but MC had severe hemorrhoids. I found it quite distasteful to read about all the blood and poop remarks. It really kills any fluff. Also, I couldn't help myself thinking how unhealthy lifestyle MC has (and... more>> how much his poop must stink as a result). Hemorrhoids is mainly due to lack of fibers, healthy fluids and exercise.

3. Really hate how many Chinese authors make their MC/ML a smoker, also in this story. In China it is still associated as cool and badass, whilst in the part of world where I live it has a really negative association in past 20-25 years (tr*shy, s*upid, smelly breath, immature). Annoys me that China is still so far behind in this respect. <<less
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Efu-sama rated it
November 10, 2019
Status: --
i was actually thinking when I read this story and knowing all of those embarrassing encounter MC had with ML : "if I were the MC, i'd definitely be ashamed to death, and find 1001 ways to avoid the ML my whole life"

It's short, it's funny, it's fulfilling! The author wrote this story with a daily journal writing type. So it's like you read some hidden secrets or inner ramblings someone had.
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maevalily rated it
October 13, 2019
Status: Completed
Very hilarious ? It’s a cute short read, I can’t imagine how MC survived, I would’ve died of embarrassment by the first quarter of the first chapter
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FanGirlNoha rated it
June 16, 2021
Status: Completed
My rating would be 3.75 actually. Just because I got to know too much info about hemorrhoids 😅😅

This was slightly funny, but mostly full of second hand embarrassment. My God! If these things happened in real life, they would be SOOOO embarrassing for a person.

The MC is really goofy and endearing in his own way. But I really like the ML. He is a very considerate person. Even if he had ulterior motives, he helped the MC with something that normally people would find embarrassing or mortifying. That's the thing... more>> I like most about the short story. The hemorrhoid problem is very much a real challenge and it's nice to see a writer showing couples dealing with genuine problems which most authors, no matter what genre they write in, would avoid.

You can read this if you don't feel uncomfortable with the details of what a hemorrhoid patient goes through (even if it's mentioned in a funny way). From other perspectives, I found this story to be quite endearing and I'd definitely like a partner like the ML in real life who seems caring and helpful.

(He changed a lot of things in the company just for the MC even before they got together. I think he's a good boss too.)

Tl;dr: Give this a try. It's a little different than usual BLs

P.S. I wish there was an extra with the ML's POV. <<less
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SilverGalaxy90 rated it
January 3, 2021
Status: Completed
This one is sooo hillarious. Almost every chapters had me rolling on the floor laughing. Second hand embarrasments are high, though 😛🤣🤣

This one is precious. It's so funny and short yet fulfilling 💗💗
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Ritsuka rated it
December 27, 2020
Status: Completed
Cute fluffy hilarious short novels doesn’t need anyone’s seriously insight

just gonna say READ THIS!It was hilarious and cute. The second hand embarrassment even made me embarrassed reading it. But it was a like breath of fresh air? Cheering me up in my monotonous routine!

I really like this kind of writing style too. Only seen a few with such writing style like I ship my adversary x Me.
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RyouRyoubaby rated it
June 13, 2021
Status: part2
I thought it will be bunch of unexpected funny scenes where the MC will embarrassed himself, but I was taken aback when it just started to talk about hemorrhoid that it felt like the author's just ranting about what he/she experienced, and decided to create a story about that lmao. Who would want to read a detailed experience of a person having hemorrhoid? Definitely not me wtf. This is weird.
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BanniNotBunny rated it
April 21, 2021
Status: Completed
It's about how MC embarrasses himself in front of his boss again & again (as mentioned in title itself).

But that's it.

I couldn't find myself laughing except for a few times.

Not that funny
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Falling_rain rated it
January 5, 2021
Status: Completed
MC goes to the internet for "helpful" advice on how to deal with his repeatedly disastrous and embarrassing encounters with his boss (ML).

So so so funny. Seriously. I only wish it could've been longer. But even so, it was a well-crafted story that didn't feel incomplete. I laughed so hard! I really want the author to write a sequel that gives us the boss' perspective on these events because I seriously cannot even imagine what he must have been thinking during some of those things XD.

It's a short read, but... more>> I totally recommended it when you need a laugh after a hard day. <<less
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Lopppyp rated it
November 7, 2020
Status: Completed
God, I can't explain how embarrassed I was for him, he kept messing it up so bad- It was almost painfully funny. This is a nice mood lifting novel with a naïve protagonist, a ML with a smiling face hiding an agenda- it'll make you laugh lmao
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procrastinatorpro rated it
April 5, 2020
Status: Completed
Aaahhhh I feel so bad for the protagonist. Its a cute story.
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June 27, 2019
Status: --
Omygosh.. It;s really embarrassing situation for the MC and his boss. But yet so funny! &Gt;< It's quite an entertaining short story.
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Meimei who sells melon seeds rated it
February 4, 2022
Status: Completed
It’s quite a funny novel... and embarrassing HAHAHA. First chapter in and the MC is already giving me second hand embarrassment but I just had to sit and deal with it. It’s actually not that bad but it makes me want to cry sometimes, it’s very short with 5 chapters. Basically a guy with hemorrhoids with his boss and their weird encounters... I had a good laugh though so that’s that.

The way it’s written is like a forum or a twitter thread of some sort, MC may seem like he’s... more>> talking to himself but he’s actually replying to people. This is your go-to if you want to read something short and laugh for a bit. <<less
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FrostyDragon rated it
December 9, 2021
Status: Completed
Cute and funny (although a bit gross). Predictable, but enjoyable.
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Old_Cat rated it
December 4, 2021
Status: Completed
Actually found this really funny. The talk about poop and such is a little gross but it was also entertaining because even a single action leads to him embarrassing himself in front of his boss. The worse thing is it feels like he just ended up doing sh*tty things in front of his boss and not anyone else. A good read if you're looking for something to pass the time.
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yukinoluna rated it
April 27, 2021
Status: --
Hahaha! Hilarious, short novel. Great for a good laugh, and I like how the part where the MC got bent was well written. Despite the novel's short length, it didn't seem like MC didn't fall in love with ML instantly, but through a gradual period of getting to know each other and the ML silently wooing him.
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Akibaby rated it
April 2, 2021
Status: Completed
Short and refreshing read!

This kind of format was really novel for me and really cute!
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kcNeko rated it
August 9, 2020
Status: Completed
OMG haha! This is a quick mood changer! The MC is too pitiful that even I got affected at the secondhand embarrassment. It was really really funny!

I definitely recommend this especially when you're sad.
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