Can a draft be eaten: Did you order the takeout to my house? Thanks.... more>>

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten: Next time order the beef brisket noodles. I don't like sour vegetables.

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten: Oh, can you help me hire a household helper? My clothes are still soaking in a pail of face-wash like substance.

Selective blindness: Draft!

Can a draft be eaten:... this must be automatic reply. When you return and see this, also call a mechanic for me. My washing machine at home has been spoilt for a long time.

Selective blindness: Can you be even more shameless? Can you can you can you? Draft you jerk!

Can a draft be eaten: How difficult is it to make a telephone call. I need to concentrate on writing my draft. <<less

Han Ting said, "For me, love isn't everything. I may not be able to provide self-sacrificing love for you, but the love that accompanies you in ordinary life may be possible."... more>>

Ji Xing understands that the love they seek is different, and the outlines of the dreams in their hearts are also different.

But she wanted to climb from the slope to the top of the mountain, stand beside him, face hardships, troubles and pain with him, and witness the beauty of this city with him.

They were dazzling stars who admired each other in their hearts, just like the night view of the capital that he showed her for the first time--

Calm, stunning beauty, so beautiful it is intoxicating. <<less

Lee Juwon, the corrupt CEO of the hunter service company December. Juwon, who lived viciously because he was crazy for money, was trapped all alone in a Christmas Eve dungeon that suddenly appeared.... more>>

In there, Juwon sees the aftermath of his own death. Everyone was happy about Juwon’s death like it was Christmas. All except one person…

Kang Inheon, an S-class hunter belonging to December. He was kind to everyone and only cold to Juwon so, like everyone else, he thought he hated him. However, after Juwon died, Kang Inheon acted weirdly…?

Pretty tr*sh and Pretty Scrooge’s* dungeon escape

Note: The abbreviations of pretty tr*sh and pretty scrooge in korean is yesseu and yeseu, which sounds like yess and yes <<less

“Twenty thousand dollars for every session. Have s*x with me and keep your mouth shut.”... more>>

These were the words my boss said to me when I caught him doing something shady inside his very office. Obviously, it was a bribe to prevent me from ruining his image. Even so, I still accepted his offer, for one reason…

…I was interested in knowing his true nature. <<less

[Li Baisheng withdrew a message and kissed the group owner.]... more>>

Group owner: [Li Baisheng, why do you kiss me.]

[Because I like you.]

…damn hand.

Quickly withdrew it.

…
#Discussing the importance of IQ# <<less

Xia Ye is pressured by her mother to either land a golden rice bowl (good paying job) or find a golden turtle (rich husband).... more>>

So the stakes are high at her latest job interview. Driven by desperation, Xia Ye comes up with a devious plan to drive away the other candidate. Of course, things do not go as planned when the other candidate turns out to be her interviewer! <<less

Short passage about a hemorrhoid patient, everyone has the duty to show concern for hemorrhoid victims.
Why do I always mortify myself in front of... more>> my boss? Was there a disruption in the heavenly cycle this year? Or maybe the layout of my new home is bad? BaZi and picture of the layout of my room is included below, I’d like to trouble you guys to help me take a look. Not that urgent so I won’t stay online and wait. <<less

Yun Rong, the mountain demon, had slept for 3,000 years. She could only be awakened by the offering and prayers from the common people. However, one day she was rudely awakened by a weird machine called excavator.... more>>

Yun Rong was really angry. Which wicked person dares to move my mountain! She decided to show herself to the person in charge to resolve the situation.

Yun Rong: “Who permitted you to move my mountain?”

Development Manager: “Our company’s General Manager.”

Yun Rong: “Outrageous! Take me to see him!”

The Development Manager disdainfully said: “Do you think just because you want to see our General Manager you could meet him?”

Yun Rong modestly asked: “Then how could I meet him?”

Development Manager: “Minimum you have to be worth 100 million!”

From then on, Yun Rong went down the mountain to raise her worth to at least 100 million only to discover that the world had changed a lot after 3,000 years. Apart from blessing the common people with good weather for crops and abundant harvest, she couldn’t do anything else. She realized then it would be quite difficult to raise her worth to 100 million.

Lu He Nian said pamperingly: “Not difficult at all. What’s mine is yours.”

Yun Rong said innocently: “Wishing your family luck and prosperity!”

( mountain demon is also known as mountain god ) <<less

When she loves him she hopes everyday and waits everyday for him, feeling grievances like a little wife; When she didn’t want to love him, he is overbearingly like a jealous husband wrapping around her everyday and noisy everyday.... more>>

Anyone who knows Han Luoting understands that HE, is firm and old-fashioned.

He has always been cold and indifferent to the women. Although there are a lot of women that admire his handsome appearance, no woman dares to be as s*upid as Du Linglan, knowing that man doesn’t love her, she is still s*upid enough to accompany him to roll under the sheet for a night.

To Du Linglan, as long as SHE loves him, it’s enough.

It isn’t until he coldly pushes her away that she decided she will never love this man anymore.

It’s just that her forefoot is gone, Han Luoting, a man who has never had a heart for her actually chases her before her eyes. He is very clumsy and changes his style hard to please her.

Pregnant woman? Looking at Du Linglan with a big belly, Han Luoting is very sure that the man who made her get a big belly, who else besides him?

Cold eyes look at one person after another shows love to her, he is like a jealous husband can’t wait to catch her into the auditorium and declare sovereignty.

Since this s*upid woman foolishly loves him for so many years then he will marry her home as a legal wife.

It shouldn’t be excessive, but she not only not let him get on the bed still keeps on saying that she doesn’t want to marry him! <<less

When I was Transferred to Another World, I Became the Adjutant of a Lady Commander and Beared the Brunt of a Lustful Harem!... more>>

~From a Safe Place, Let’s Rise to Greatness! While at it, have Wonderful s*x with Beautiful Women from Another World as Well!~

Yuushin Sanada was taking a shower when he suddenly got transported to another world. Being thrown outside buck-naked, he was more shocked to see that the place he has arrived at was the center of a battlefield, where powerful monsters are running rampant all over the place, and the soldiers, even though they were already strengthened and enhanced by magic, are still struggling to fight them off.

Since the ability to use magic was the deciding factor in strength in this world, Yuushin, who has no way to defend himself, decided to approach a person who has the power, grasp their abilities and weaknesses, and secure a safe job to avoid having to fight on the front lines. It was then that he meets Lucy, a timid baroness and the commander of the defending forces, by luck.

Showing off the underhanded tactics that he learned in his original world, Yuushin decides to help Lucy, and by giving her all the credit for his accomplishments, he then succeeds in securing a position as her adjutant.

Upon investigating further, however, Yuushin discovers Lucy’s fear of powerful monsters, so in order to overcome that mental barrier, he decided to make her immediate superior experience the most wonderful part of being a woman – the incredible taste of s*x with a man.

After that, came a series of battles and all sorts of problems, but by utilizing his scheming as the Aide-de-Camp of the Baroness, while also building up trust and affection to his allies and the like – mostly beautiful women of power, Yuushin began aiming to have the most powerful another world harem of his life – also in order for him to stay away from the front lines of course! <<less

I, a conscientious corporate s*ave, ruined Boss Ning Yiheng’s suit because of a kitten sent to the office.... more>>

I thought boss was going to be furious but boss said gently, “You have a good relationship with Li Xiaoming from Human Resources ah. I can always see you getting off work together.”

Me: ?

Ning Yiheng: “Oh, that’s right… I’m gay, you know?”

Me: ???

My roommate Li Xiaoming was beautiful, has a good temperament, and was a flower in the office. No one sighed when they saw him: It was really gay ah!

I immediately tied my head in knots: Boss mentioned Li Xiaoming + Boss admitted that he was gay =

Why did he suddenly ask about my roommate? Boss wasn’t hinting that he likes my roommate, right?!

Matchmaking boss with my roommate = making the boss happy = forgetting the soiled suit—

I have entirely grasped the boss’s mind. “Boss, please rest assured, my roommate doesn’t have a partner!”

—

On a certain day of a certain month, I had dinner with my boss.

I never forgot my mission: Thank you, boss, for inviting me to dinner, but this time the food was a bit salty, my roommate likes it sweet.

Ning Yiheng (black face): Cheng Huai Xiu, you really care about your roommate.

Me: … Ah??

—

Why did my boss get angry when I pulled the strings for him ah? Waiting online, very urgent.

—

Warning: The shou’s brain circuits and focus are always different from normal people.

—

Bad with words and s*upid gong X Unromantic brain circuit, pure, and straight guy shou. <<less

She was the little chief secretary at Huo Yunting’s office, who carried out jobs both on the table and “under” the table.... more>>

She was also his obedient wife at night, fulfilling his needs.

It was a repentance, a redemption to her sin, Lu Zhaoyang was swallowing all these humiliations as heaven forbade, her mother was the other woman in this ugly affair with the wealthy Huo family, and eventually shattered the entire family, driving Huo’s mother insane.

It was probably the fairest, also the most horrible bargain of Lu’s life as Huo Yunting raided their house one day.

“You would compensate with your body. On daily basis.” The offer was made and she could not say no.

“If you think you aren’t having enough fun… Well, perhaps we could play the divorce game, then we could have another marriage, making the same vow with you always as my bride. I can do this, again and again. Again, and again. Isn’t that sweet, honey?”

Was it heart-moving, or simply tear-moving?

ISN’T IT OBVIOUS?

Huo Yunting, he’s a devil, both body and soul a devil!

Join the Fifty Thunders of Huo Yunting! <<less

Lee Joo-hyuk, the eldest son of Shinwoo Group and executive director of Shinwoo Construction.... more>>

His omega died in front of his eyes when he was young, but he could not forget him and did not try to embrace any other omega.

He couldn’t ejaculate no matter who he had s*x with, so he had to m*sturbate at the end, always imagining the sweet scent of his omega.

Until he lays down with his own secretary and bodyguard, Beta Kwon Yihyeon.

“Aren’t you going to do anything for me? Then lie down and spread your legs.”

Lee Joo-hyuk’s dedicated guard dog, Kwon Yihyeon.

Although he is a dominant omega, his pheromone gland was damaged due to an unexpected accident, leaving it unscented

He was confident that he would do anything to protect his alpha Joo-hyuk, who fell apart when he was young, but he looks so different now and could not even recognize him now that his scent has disappeared.

He thought it wouldn’t matter if he didn’t recognize him, as long as he could keep his lost mate by his side.

However, Lee Joo-hyuk becomes increasingly harsh on the devoted Kwon Yihyeon.

“I can do anything to protect the managing director.” <<less

Adam finds himself transported to the Cretaceous period, filled with dinosaurs, and becomes a participant in a game of civilization creation. Just as he plans to lead the primitive people generated by the system in a realistic wilderness survival, the recruitment of a girl claiming to be Jeanne d'Arc through the Great Person system and a large clump of extraterrestrial fungus falling from the sky leads Adam to an epiphany. What, is this place actually Type-Moon?!... more>>

...

In the 25th century BC, the oldest tribe known for taming dinosaurs helps Uruk combat the returning Tiamat. In the 11th century BC, they once again stand side by side with gods from outer space, defeating the avatars of giants on the lands of Egypt and Greece.

...

In the 15th century AD, they pioneer sea routes to America and Asia, confront the culprits behind ecological extinction, and unify the Far Eastern island split into "eight million" parts. They form an alliance with the immortal Jade Dragon. In the 18th century, they face the seven Beasts symbolizing the apocalypse and eight UO from an extermination star, disregarding Earth's will.

...

Starting with the black-clad Jeanne d'Arc, countless heroic spirits from the future and even other histories are summoned to assist. By the time Adam crafts mechas for the apocalypse, he looks at the members of Chaldea in front of him and falls into deep thought. Oh no, could this be an interlude of anomalous tales? <<less

So uh, I originally only wanted to innocently(?) find a hot hunk to stare at for my own visual pleasure, but I accidentally slept with... more>> him…...  <<less

Every Thursday at midnight, tune the FM button. Behind a blank hiss, maybe you will hear a broadcast like this: “Welcome to Midnight Radio Station “Thriller Night Talk”. This is the anchor Bei Quan. Please tell us about your story; no matter how bizarre it is.”... more>>

The rich second-generation Wei Fuyuan broke up with his family and was cut off from his financial source. He accidentally broke into a broadcasting studio to apply for a part-time job.

Wei Fuyuan: This place is small and shabby. The front desk lady is so fierce and her assistant is a three-year-old child laborer?? Are you really a regular company!

Bei Quan: During the internship period, the monthly salary is 7800 Yuan, including three meals and accommodation. Do you want it or not?

Wei Fuyuan : I’ll do it if I can live next door to you!

On the first night at work, Master Wei found out that this company called Sāntúchuān was more irregular than he thought.

Colleagues felt that there were ghosts in the world, and the audience said that they were dead, and they had to follow the poisonous anchor. The crime scene…

Wei Fuyuan : Wait, isn’t this the job of the police?!

Bei Quan: Look over there, the ghost is here.

Wei Fuyuan: Ah, ah, don’t come near me! The young master doesn’t like women’s ghosts. Don’t get me… Eat my righteous face-breaking fist!

What you see may not be true, and what you hear may not be true.

The truth and falsity interweaved between the story, the stand-in for a crime they didn’t, betrayal after betrayal, money and love…

Pursue the mystery, punish evil and promote good

This is the Thrilling Night talk for you—

Don’t be afraid.

[Wei Fuyuan the rich second generation born with aura to attack x mysterious poisonous tongue Bei Quan] <<less

Wu Lin is the Warehouse Clerk of the Logistic Division in the General Department... more>>

His destined lover is the Company’s Director.

His cousin thought: the distance is too far.

Wu Lin believed: It does not matter; take off his clerk’s vest, and as a modern wizard, he is even more scarce than a Director. What’s there to fear! <<less

A handsome businessman with A-Level pheromones didn't want to be a virg*n for the rest of his life and decided to go to a bar to find a one night stand only to find a handsome, strong man with S-Level pheromones dressed as a pig only to be a tiger.... more>>

An alpha with a higher pheromone than the omega can compress their pheromones. (If you do not like omegaverse, do not enter.)

Pig eating tiger alpha gong x iron handsome businessman alpha shou <<less

Ever since An Nian Nian slept with Que Zhuo, she discovered that the decisive and workaholic President Que was becoming a little sick in the head.... more>>

Que Zhuo: Are you a blockhead?

An Nian Nian: Is this some kind of new way to persuade employees to leave? <<less

"Missus, time to fulfil your duties!" Mu Yuchen demanded as he pulled Xi Xiaye closer with his arms intimately wrapped around her waist.... more>>

It was a meticulously planned feast for the powerful. Her fiancé had knelt down on one knee and proposed to her sister instead. Robbed of her right to her inheritance, she was prepared for the Xi family to throw her to the wolves.
As she slipped away from her family that had turned their backs on her, she found him — Mu Yuchen, the low-profile and reserved noble that ruled City Z and led Glory World Corporation.

"Mu Yuchen, let's get married!" He looked up at her, then suddenly stood up.

"Where are you going?"

"Let's go. Any later and the civil affairs bureau will be closed." <<less

My name is Wang Shou Ning and I’m 26 years old this year. Maybe some day in the future you will pass by me on the street, but you have forgotten my name; if that is the case then you can call me a passerby {stranger}.... more>>

When you pass by me you might see a handsome man walking right next to me. You will not need to wonder or doubt because yes, he is actually with me; he is my boyfriend. <<less

Seven years ago. Zhang Heng was a recently transferred student with poor grades; Gu Zhun was the school’s top elite student. The school dreg lost his way, prompting him to abduct the elite student to give him directions. The top student thought he would not have any other connection with this s*upid person. Who would know this thing known as connection would come knocking at his door. As a result the two people who were poles apart ended up in the same elite class. The top student, free from any desires, pursued his studies wholeheartedly. The school dreg was the “Racing God of Mount Akina”, a smut master…. Who could have expected, that due to... more>> a disagreement, the two of them would inexplicably become friends. Their classmates were astonished.

Seven years later. The top student had difficulty finding a job. He met a benefactor at a job fair, quickly getting a job to avoid being destitute. Who would know that his immediate superior, the overbearing president, would actually be the “The Racing God of Mount Akina”. As such, disagreements happened, and they reconciled once again? <<less

After clearing an erot*c RPG and selecting the new game+ option as usual, I found myself within the game. The erot*c game? Did it become... more>> reality? Moreover, due to choosing the female protagonist, my body is now that of a woman. There’s nothing left but to try out various things. Despite having reached the maximum level and completly possessing all magic and items, I intentionally get pushed down. Thus begins a playthrough driven by lust. <<less

Lan Xi made a mistake during her interstellar travel and landed on Earth.... more>>

As the princess of Planet Moyi, she decided to save herself. First, solve the money problem.

So she took out the "Guide to Conquering Earthlings 2003 Edition" that experts from Planet Moyi had carefully compiled years ago -

"Chapter 1 How to Elegantly Make Money":

"Beginner's Guide: Find a high-end building, take a broken bowl, and sit there for a day to elegantly make enough money to spend for one day."

However, after sitting bitterly for a day, Lan Xi didn't make a penny and was driven away by security guards -

"Don't sit here begging, President Xie already criticized us for negligence! Besides, it's not that era anymore, beggars use QR codes now!"

No problem, there's still -

"Intermediate Guide: Find a luxury car, pretend to be hit by it, lie on the ground paralyzed, and you can elegantly make enough money to spend for three months."

However, before Lan Xi could lie down, a driver got out of the car -

"We have dash cams installed! Move away quickly, President Xie is in a hurry. I'll sue you if you try this scam again!"

This tactic also failed. But no worries, there's still -

"Ultimate Guide: Find a rich Earthling, conquer him, marry him, and you can elegantly make enough money to spend for a lifetime."

Very well, might as well go all out and get it done once and for all!

Lan Xi already had a perfect candidate in mind, the boss of the company she begged at on the first day, the owner of the luxury car - Xie Cheng!

Xie Cheng met a strange beautiful woman.

On the first day, she begged at the door of his company;

On the second day, she staged a car accident scam on him;

On the third day, she blocked him in an alley, with a face of great mercy -

"I really like your money, I hope it becomes mine."

"So I've decided to marry you."

She coughed -

"Are you going to voluntarily be conquered by me, or be forcibly conquered by me?"

?

[Story background is Earth in 2023 AD] <<less

This is an alternate history. Decades after the fall of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, the world is still in chaos, although there is hope for reunification.... more>>

Of poor background, Jiang Zhe, styled Suiyun, has finally, after ten years of hard work, passed the imperial examinations and become a scholar within Hanlin Academy. Unwittingly, he becomes involved in the succession dispute of the Great Yong Dynasty. He faces conspiracies and machinations and countless battles of strength and wits. Intending to avoid court politics, he ultimately has no choice but to become involved. With no alternative, Jiang Zhe can only follow the crowd, joining the chaotic political turmoil. In this conniving world, he uses his intelligence and knowledge to provide for himself and his companions a stable environment to survive.

Watch nations fall, great men rise, and supreme martial artists kneel before the quiet whispers of a frail, unassuming scholar. <<less