Before the people, they use their lips as spears and their tongues as swords.... more>>

In private, though, their lips and teeth are interlocked.

Second Persona Official Weibo:

“When a variety program has a 'xiangsheng' actor and a well-known presenter swap their jobs with one another, what spark will arise from the meeting of their ‘violent mouths’? @ZhouChenYu @YanZhao”

Yan Zhao: That xiangsheng-talking mouth, that crafty, swindling ghost. [Smile]
Zhou Chenyu: In public, lips as spears, tongues as swords. In private, lips and teeth are interlocked. [Shy]
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Q: “As an emcee, how do you fry business CP with a xiangsheng actor?”

A: “He will use roasting to let the whole world know that you’re his wifey.”

Q: “As a xiangsheng actor, what’s the consequence of on-stage calling your business partner ‘wifey’ over and over?”

A: “I called and called, then got XXXed by said wifey.”

Note: Xiàngsheng is, in the simplest of terms, a double act comedy. The literal translation would be ‘Crosstalk’. It is usually performed by a duo where the performers banter with each other. There is usually singing and acting included. <<less

Zhuang Jinling transmigrated into a novel about male harem.... more>>

Not only he was sick, he was also used to humiliate the male protagonist as the male protagonist’s male wife.

He was designed by the male protagonist to fall and disappeared from the mountain four years ago.

Now returning with Xiao Douding, but the male protagonist was ready to open the harem.

Zhuang Jinling was silent for half a minute, and asked Xiao Douding: “My baby, what do you say we are going to do?”

Xiao Douding was silent for half a minute as he learned from him: “Do whatever dad says.”

Slapped the table and stood up: “I want to kill this scumbag.”

Xiao Douding learnt from him when she slapped the table: “Okay.” <<less

When Jiang Xiao was nineteen, he accidentally dug a dirty and penniless Lin ChengYu out of the tr*sh and fell in love with him at first sight. He accompanied Lin ChengYu through hard times, and gave him warmth for the next fifteen years until he finally became successful.... more>>

By rights, he should have been the white moonlight of Lin ChengYu’s heart. It turns out that he was just a supporting role. Successful people can be callous. When Jiang Xiao fell ill and died in a hospital bed, Lin ChengYu never came to see him even once.

Jiang Xiao after rebirth: F**k this love.

He learned that in this world, aside from the knowledge in his head and the money in his pocket, everything else is unreliable. Now all Jiang Xiao wants is to study hard, earn money seriously, and become a common, ordinary rich man, academic tyrant, and local tycoon.

Lin ChengYu: QAQ, baby look at me! I’m rich, too. I’ll give you all my money and my life!

Jiang Xiao (slowly backing away): Thanks, but I don’t seem to know you.

#Now that I have money, my pursuers are lined up from here to France, who the hell are you?#

【Lin ChengYu, president of YongJiang Group, is well-known in the industry as a single, rich, and handsome man. The outside world thought that he was a cold, sexually indifferent orphan. Only a few people knew that he was just doing his best to hang on until a certain person turns his head.

That person used to spoil him but he didn’t know how to cherish his love. Then he suddenly left, and never returned. <<less

Wu Lin is the Warehouse Clerk of the Logistic Division in the General Department... more>>

His destined lover is the Company’s Director.

His cousin thought: the distance is too far.

Wu Lin believed: It does not matter; take off his clerk’s vest, and as a modern wizard, he is even more scarce than a Director. What’s there to fear! <<less

“The Straight Roommate Keeps Secretly Drinking My Cola” ... more>>

Song Tianxi is the top beauty in the dance department, majoring in classical dance. His graceful dance moves and elegant figure are unparalleled. When he wears a chiffon dress, he’s as delicate as a blooming lotus, captivating everyone.

People who practice dancing need to stay in shape, but Song Tianxi has an addiction to sweets. In order to avoid excess fat on his alluring waistline, he only drinks three sips of cola each day.

However, someone actually stole his leftover cola?!

Song Tianxi: Every time I drink cola, I lick the sugar residue from the bottle’s mouth clean. How can someone not find that repulsive?

The real culprit was quickly discovered. It was Su Yan, the captain of the volleyball team in the same dormitory. This guy was tall, healthy, handsome, and carried an air of pride. He was dubbed the “Last Straight Man of X University.” Many same-s*x admirers attempted to confess their feelings, but they were coldly rejected by his cutting words.

Song Tianxi: I’m literally gay, and yet he’s not bothered by it at all?

Su Yan’s behavior becomes increasingly outrageous:

In the morning, he would put skimmed calcium-enriched hot milk in Song Tianxi’s pocket;

At night, he would forcibly crawl into Song Tianxi’s bed curtains and cuddle him to sleep;

Song Tianxi, without hesitation, drinks the leftover cola he touched, and even after chugging it down, he smacks his lips, savoring the taste.

In everyone’s eyes, the “Last Straight Man of X University” seems to have bent into a ball of steel wire, with no hope of remaining straight.

Song Tianxi gradually indulges in this meticulous care.

Every night during practice, he likes to lift one leg high against Su Yan’s tall 190cm frame, positioning his leg in front of a floor-to-ceiling mirror. He gets close to Su Yan’s Adam’s apple and in a deep, sweet voice asks, “What do you eat to grow so tall? My leg is getting strained.”

It wasn’t until Song Tianxi overheard Su Yan chatting with his teammates that he realized Captain Su had mistaken him for taking care of a child from a mature family.

Su Yan would put his hands in his pockets and disdainfully say, “Being gay is the most disgusting thing. If it weren’t for my family’s business, who would have the time to serve him like this?”

Turns out, everything he liked was misplaced charity.

Song Tianxi moved out of the dormitory.

During a charity performance, Song Tianxi didn’t have time to remove his makeup. He stood on the street after rain, wearing a sexy undershirt, looking like a peerless peony in its prime.

A Maybach parked slowly, and a man with an unfriendly expression walked out, attempting to forcefully take Song Tianxi away.

Then a Harley motorcycle abruptly braked, and Su Yan, who got off the bike, rushed over.

Later on, Su Yan, with red eyes, cried to Song Tianxi.

“I care about you, not because I dislike gay people, but because the person I like happens to be a boy.”

“Tian Tian, I was wrong, please don’t abandon me, okay?”

Unaware of his own charm, the first-place dancer entices with × straight-style hard moves and licks his “wife’s” bottle cap with both hands and feet. <<less

Duan Jiashu: I would rather starve to death and jump from here, but I won’t sell CP with You Xin!... more>>

*The camera pans*

Duan Jiashu: It’s really good, selling cp with You Xin feels really good.

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You Xin, a low-tier idol, is known for his agent marketing his CP’s to grow popular over the years, but the ships involving him always led to a “bad end”. Duan Jiashu on the other hand, is a popular actor who detests selling CP and even has a hobby of reporting CP content that involved him.

When the two both star in a variety show, You Xin tries to stir up CP with Duan Jiashu, but before he could even make his move, the other already treated him like air. Unexpectedly, after their earlier scuffle, Duan Jiashu himself proposes to sleep in the same room as him. Even more unexpected was that when their CP started to grow popular without his agent’s marketing strategy, Duan Jiashu himself proposed to sell CP with him. But according to Duan Jiashu, his proposal isn’t selling CP, it’s just “acting”.

You Xin: isn’t this the same thing?!

“CP is fake, but happiness is real.” <<less

Jiang Ling found himself transmigrated into an Interstellar world, in which he was the cannon fodder eldest prince and the useless older brother of the male lead.... more>>

Right now, he was the war prisoner of the enemy country. According to the plot, he, a good-for-nothing, would keep getting into trouble and, finally, die tragically at the hands of the brutal enemy ruler.

When Jiang Ling saw the not-so-handsome, disabled enemy ruler, Chu Wenyu, he quietly thought of a way to escape.

Instead of taking risks, Jiang Ling waited patiently for the day he would be rescued. The main character, leading a fleet of warships, planned to defeat the enemy country in one go.

Chu Wenyu, stuck in a wheelchair, had a serious face when facing the enemy forces. But when he saw his loved one slowly walking towards the enemy, tears welled up in his eyes, and he couldn’t control his emotions.

Watching the person with shrunken legs rolling on the ground, desperately crawling in the dirt, his hands stained with blood, determined to reach him.

Jiang Ling helplessly pulled him into his arms and muttered, “You’re really a troublesome old devil.”

Many years later, when reporters asked the interstellar ruler how he went from being a weak prince to a powerful leader, Jiang Ling chuckled and said, “Well, it all started with a bowl of soft rice… This old devil forced me to eat hard rice.”

Serious and gentle attack X Affectionate and tyrant bottom.

Reading Guide:

1. Spoiling each other! Spoiling each other! Spoiling each other!
2. If the writing isn’t good, feel free to skip.
3. Any unfamiliar or strange settings are the author’s personal ideas.
4. Contains ABO elements, with top A and bottom O, no MPreg. <<less

Jiang Su transmigrated. ... more>>

He transmigrated into a BL harem novel as the novel’s main character, jianghu’s number one beauty, who bewitches the masses with just his face, then is subjected to shame, humiliation, and infamy at the end.

To prevent this from happening, Jiang Su diligently practiced his swordsmanship. But then he suddenly realized…If he is still single when the original storyline ends, he will be forced to return to his original world.

Jiang Su: …… <<less

Ruan Yan, a scion of a prestigious family, and a cool and aloof top scorer in school.... more>>

Transmigrating into a campus Mary Sue novel one day, he had no choice but to complete the plot tasks in order to go home.

Main Task 1: Dress as a female and act out the role of the school flower. Win the male lead – the school idol’s heart, then leave him for money and reputation, thus offsetting the female leads kindness and innocence

Main Task 2: Play the antagonist, snatch the school beauty (i.e., yourself) as a girlfriend, while flirting with the original female lead and suppress the school grass male lead.

Ruan Yan: To survive, I, disguised as a man, turned myself into my own girlfriend, but my rumored romantic interest isn't happy.

Mini Drama 1: Before Falling from Grace

Chu Nan, with a domineering expression, cornered the person: "You're physically weak and quite timid. You would even make me wait outside the boys' changing room during gym class while you change. Can Ruan Yan do these things? That little white faced boy, I can knock him out with one punch."

Mini Drama 2: After Falling from Grace

Ruan Yan, with a cold and handsome face, puts on boxing gloves: "So you're Chu Nan? I'm Ruan Yan, that's right, my name happens to match Ran Yan's name."

"Since you claim you can knock me out with one punch, let's have you try."

Chu Nan watched, feeling an intense itch in his heart. <<less

Gu Bai always believed that the s*upidest thing he had ever done was listening to his bestie’s words of becoming a stallion genre novel writer. Directly following was the most frustrating thing that he had ever done, changing the previously decided upon moral, smart, healthy youngster into a big boss…... more>>

In the end, he discovered that the consequences of changing the original plot were more serious than he expected.

After meeting the pe*vert he wrote himself:

God Damn! He eats people ah! At this time the cannibalism I wrote can be replaced with “eating human beings” right?

In short, this is a story about a dumb author who wrote a cannibalistic story which started as a stallion story, who in the end was unable to escape the whirlpool of destiny (not really). <<less

This story started in a typical way: love at first sight.... more>>

Two ancient spirits believed each other to be mortal. After dating, going steady, and seriously committing to one another for 200 years, the fox and the snake were ready to send their lover away, only to realise that they were both spirits.

Snake spirit x Fox spirit, Fu Wangzhi x Xie Changan <<less

Shu Nian who grew up in the orphanage dreamed of becoming a princess since childhood so that a prince will come to rescue him. In the end, the one who came was not a prince but a cranky 「master」 Xie Yan...... more>>

Xie Yan believed that he didn't like men and unable to tolerate the advancement of the man beside him. Hence he tried to send Shu Nian away from his sight. However, unbeknownst to him that by sending him away, he also sent away the 「stabilizer」 to his temperament...

One wants to love him while one doesn't want his love. 「Love」 between these two men, will they be able to achieve a common ground one day? It's not like he never held men before but there are only two words to illustrate this feeling -- very stiff. There's nothing good about it!

It feels completely different when holding girls, girls are soft. Xiao Nian is very flexable, very lithe with a slim yet strong waist...

Quickly shaking his head to remove the vague idea of 「Xiao Nian seems to be better than girls」 to the outer space. Xie Yan turned pale and went back to the living room. <<less

His name is Chen Yuan.
My name is Xu Ji.... more>>

We are not destined.
There is no sequel to our story. <<less

Matsuoka is hooked on wearing his ex-girlfriend’s clothes and going for nighttime walks into town, feeling the pleasure of being stared at by men wherever he goes. One night, after he is assaulted by a man during a one-off encounter, he is saved by Hirosue, a nondescript senior worker from his company. Drawn to Hirosue’s innocent and pure love, Matsuoka continues to meet with Hirosue, all the while dressed as a woman, until Hirosue finally confesses to him. Narise Konohara’s pinnacle of achievement portrays the pain and beauty of unrequited love and has also been adapted to a theatrical play.... more>>

Contains 2 short stories (published in earlier editions) “Of Tenderness” (Itoshii koto) and “Of Love” (Aisuru koto). <<less

The story of a two-faced mafia boss and his beautiful young bogus adopted son.

Zhou Weiying, who had suffered a disappointment in love, resolved to make a comeback in work. But he didn't expect his old school friend c*m boss to conveniently throw him a hot potato: to be the manager of the well-known beauty influencer who had just returned to China, Fang Huan.... more>>

When Zhou Weiying received Fang Huan's information, he was dumbfounded. When he saw Fang Huan in the flesh, he only wanted to turn on his heels and flee!

What the hell was this person with heavy make-up, weird and flamboyant dressing, coquettish poses and an affected, artificial manner?

Zhou Weiying's vision blacked out. He felt that his career might be coming to its end… <<less

Qi Leren had just cleared the bad ending of «The Nightmare Games» when his laptop died well before its time. His luck seemed to follow him as he was transported, along with the other passengers, to a hospital following an accident between his bus and a truck. Upon waking in a transfusion hall rather than a ward, QiLeren felt a familiar sense of dread as he took in the hospital that held no trace of other people…... more>>

Book 1 of a Tetralogy <<less

The story of a civilian who gets drunk and spends the night with his adored knight leader and becomes obsessed with him afterward.

Xi Feng has been a straight guy all his life, and when he and He Yunsheng met, Xi Feng who has no idea that He Yunsheng is a homosexual, keep trying to get close to He Yunsheng.... more>>

But one day, Xi Feng finally knows that He Yunsheng is a gay and at the same time someone has spread a photo of them coming in to a hotel together, and that’s when things started to get awry… <<less

17 year-old He Lan is an ordinary high school student but he finds out that his sexuality seems to be different from others… He likes... more>> his deskmate but he thinks that he’s inferior and chose to admire him from a distance. But one day, he received a love letter… <<less

In 1933, the city of Beiping was China’s busiest city, bustling with noise and excitement. However, its liveliness was unlike that of any other place: it came not from the wine-drinking and pleasure-seeking masses in brothels, nor from the ten-miles long markets filled to the brim with foreigners. Rather, it was a one of a kind type of noisiness, beautiful and elegant. The high-pitched singing of kunqu, jingju and qinqiang; the beating of the dagu and the clacking of the bangzi; the clear, loud voices of storytellers narrating the rise and fall of dynasties – each and every traditional art one can think of could be found here, mixed together to create the theatrical world’s... more>> most glorious stage.

This was also the place where the opera world’s most outstanding performer, Shang Xirui, reached his full glory.

An invitation to a home celebration, a face-to-face meeting – this was how Cheng Fengtai, the second master of the Cheng family, got to know the famous opera actor who seemed to only exist in rumors and legends. He plucked the red plum blossom hairpin from the lapel of Shang Xirui’s changshan and smiled, inserting it in the lapel of his own three-piece suit.

In the blink of an eye, they found themselves in the Palace of Eternal Youth.

Shang Xirui sang, “Come, come, come, I’ll accompany Second Master.”

Cheng Fengtai replied, “As long as you want me to, I’ll always accompany you.”

These two people, who grew close because of an opera, also professed their feelings to one another as though enacting lines on a stage.

Later, a distinguished scholar and casanova would narrate their tale in a perfunctory manner: “Today, dear listeners, I bring you a story. Pay close attention, lest you fall behind and fail to understand clearly what I’m about to tell you. Dear listeners, without further ado, this is Winter Begonia.” <<less