I’ve taken the role of ‘that person’ who passed away long ago, someone who bears a striking resemblance to her.... more>>

In a reverse harem fantasy novel set against a military backdrop, the title “Four Crazy Guys Obsessing Over Me,” or simply “F4,” unfolds. The narrative centers around the protagonists' first love and the former comrades who descended into madness following her demise, now fixated on the female lead.

However, as the one who has taken on the position of ‘that person,’ I enjoy certain privileges. Could it be that my fate involves facing death? Alternatively, survival might lead to a twist in the romantic plot, with me becoming the object of obsession instead of the female lead. Personally, I’m not inclined towards being the center of such fixation. But then…

“Hey, get your act together.”

“The loser falls behind and gets left behind!”

“These fools need to snap out of it! Can’t they get their act together?”

Romance is nowhere in sight; instead, the harsh reality of the real K-military awaits me!

Before I can fully escape this predicament, I had hoped that the male leads would become obsessed with me. However, this apocalyptic world consistently shatters my expectations. To worsen matters, it appears that the male leads are gradually losing their sanity in this chaotic world.

What’s the only way to break free from this absurd exploitation? Naturally, it’s through a revolution! You corrupt imperial scoundrels! <<less

My older brother, who was my only family member, lost his memory.... more>>

“I have a sibling? Are you kidding me?”

He was a fool who cared for me ever since he brought me from the temple…

“I can’t even take care of myself, so what is this…”

I left the family because I didn’t want to be a burden to my older brother, who had no memory, and was helpless in the tragedy that followed.

So I turned back time.

That too, to the point when my brother lost his memory.

“I don’t have anything in my head, so I don’t know what to do next. What if I have a kid with me?”

We must not repeat the tragedy of the past life. So I grimly said,

“That’s right. I don’t have anything on my brother’s head right now.”

“…What, what?”

I chuckled and took out a document I had prepared. The contents of the document, written in crooked, large letters, were simple.

[I transfer all the property in my name to my younger sister.]

While my gaping older brother was checking the documents, I took out his seal from his drawer and smeared it with ink.

Then I put it in his hand and said with a very sad expression.

“So stamp it. Now.”

I will protect you in this life. <<less

It’s been 10 years since I was reincarnated as an extra in a novel.... more>>

I was only in charge of nursing the Landlord Grandfather until his death, but from the villainous family which was said to be crowded with killers, a person was sent over.

“The late Duke of Blasco has passed over all the inheritance.”

“Excuse me, how about the other heir, other than me…?”

“There is none. Since the gist of the will has decided that Miss Catyshia is the only heiress.”

However, it was impossible for ‘that’ Duke Blasco Family to welcome an unknown young child who didn’t even have their bloodline to take the inheritance.

Do you think I’ll follow you to that place because I’m crazy?

“I refuse—”

“Excluding the inheritance tax, there is cash and a personal vault at the central bank.”

“Gasp…!”

“As well as the net profit that comes from the Artem, Liden, and Gelpor territories.”

Just what are you seeing people as?

Do I look like a person who will sell their life for money?

“You can take ownership of the information guild that the late Duke ran during his lifetime, the art and ancient relic collections that he had, and everything else in Blasco’s name.”

“I will go!”

Snob No.1 who risked her life for money was right here.

I am 10 years old. When I came to my senses, I became a millionaire. Since it has become like this, let’s watch my money until the end! <<less

The existence of the second child, Karina, who was the successor's youngest twin and the one who wasn't as competent as her sibling, has been concealed by the people around her all her life.... more>>

One day, she finds out that she only has one year left to live. So, she foolishly visited her fiancé, whom she has never had an exchange with.

Along with the divorce papers that he longed desired for.

“Frankly speaking, I want to stay here for a year.”

“..... Are you crazy, Miss?”

“I’ll break off the engagement.”

But she didn’t know at that time.

"It seems that you keep trying to pretend that you don't know, so I should definitely tell you then.”

"Pardon?"

“I am fond of you.”

It didn’t occur to her that she would receive attention and affection from him without anything in return. So she comes to desire this much for a life without regrets. <<less

My execution had been decreed, and thus, I met my demise.... more>>

"To kill you as a villain would be a bit of a waste."
"How about it? I want to give you a chance."

No, I thought I was dead.
But was it because of what the enemy-like guy said just before I died?

‘Gerun, that son of a b*tch...!’

When I opened my eyes, it was ten years ago. And in a different world!

*

Since I've already come back to life, there’s nothing I can do about it.

To avoid repeating the foolish past,

"Give me everything from here to there."
"...You’re going to buy all of this?"

I used that enemy-like guy as my wallet,

"Well, I heard from my friends that my dear granddaughter likes shopping so much, and that you act cute, too."
"It's just because I need a wallet.
"......"

"Father, I'm going to attend a party. Can you escort me?"
"...Of course. But are you alright with me?"
"Yes. As long as you dress up nicely."
Even the once-broken family relationship was splendidly restored.

"...If I say yes, I like you, would that make things difficult for you, Roxelyn?"
"Then, how about we date for just six months?"
"...Pardon?"
The business of love, which I had once already given up on, had also started perfectly.

It was the perfect future I had hoped for...

"Rox, you also have an Abyss."

Even to someone like me who thought I was incompetent, power awakened within me.
As such...

The Baddest Villainess Is Back! <<less

“I’ve found someone I love.”... more>>

April is unilaterally jilted by her fiancé.

For the people of the Deus Grand Duchy, an engagement was a promise to be lifelong companions. It was the duty of parents to kill those who betrayed their children. However, the assassination attempt fails, and as a consequence, the heads of the Lunos family are sentenced to death by hanging.

April, being a minor, receives a 7-year imprisonment.

After serving her full sentence, April desires only one thing: honor.

The honor her parents were willing to die for. The honor of April herself and her family, the Lunos. To achieve this, she was ready to live up to the world’s expectations of her as a villain.

But then…

“You’re under arrest for the serial killings that occurred over the past 3 years.” Armed police block the front of the mansion, accusing her of crimes she couldn’t have committed while imprisoned for 7 years.

“It’s the Deus family again.” April says, seeing Fejin, her ex-fiancé’s younger brother, leading the police. What is Fejin Deus’s purpose in appearing at the mansion? And will April be able to clear her name and restore her family? <<less

One day, her father gave her a sl*ve boy. He said he saved him from the battlefield because of his good looks.... more>>

“He has a seal engraved on his heart. As long as you have this bead, he won’t be able to disobey you. So you can order him to do anything.”

“Sit down.”

The boy looked rather grim after hearing what she ordered.

“Ah, was I treating him too much like a dog?” As her father squeezed the bead, the boy then knelt at her feet.

“Master”

His red eyes flashed, illuminating his eerie gaze while smiling madly.

He was the darkest of the darkest one. The future grand wizard and final boss of this world.

“Well, you’re all that’s left now, Master.”

And then, at the age of 22, he awoke as the Master of the Magic Tower and took revenge by killing her entire house.

“Do you want to live? Then sit down, Master.”

The eerie red eyes turned to her.

‘Why is he like this to me?! I tried my best to treat him properly!’ <<less

I accidentally took possession of someone in a 19+ reverse harem novel.... more>>

The problem is that I became Roxana Agriche, the older sister of the sub-villain. My damn father kidnapped the heroine’s brother. Now, is the only thing left to meet a terrible end from the vengeance of the heroine?

But what if I can avoid that horrible development?

“I’m also interested in this toy.”

“I’ll protect you until you can get out of here safely.”

The heroine’s brother, Cassis Pedalian, will definitely be able to pay me back later.

--

Kidnapping, mu*der, and risqué relationships! Within the scandalous pages of The Abysmal Flower, the downfall of Roxana Agrece’s criminal family is already foretold. So when Cassis Pedelian, the heroine’s older brother, is kidnapped by Roxana’s father, she can either wait for the heroine’s revenge... or take matters into her own hands, since Cassis is the key to her survival. But with deceitful characters on all sides, can Roxana and Cassis trust each other enough to bring down the brutal Agreces? <<less

"Cry. You know what? I'll bite that little shit's neck off for you." I can be your dog.... more>>

Seo-hee seeks revenge for her father who was mu*dered three years ago.

And to find evidence that Taesung Group is hiding, he goes undercover as CEO Kang Jae-shin's contract secretary.

But the chief, who is said to be heartless, is somehow infinitely generous to her.

"I'm interested in you.Cellist, Hyun Seo-hee."

I even found out about a past that I thought was completely hidden.

"I want to get my hands on the chief."

Seo-hee, who can't stop being attracted to Jae-shin, decides to use him to collect evidence and get one step closer to revenge.

And Seo-hee's secret is finally revealed.

"Seohee, how long did you think I didn't know?"

What choice will she make between love and revenge? <<less

I possessed the body of “Fiona,” the final villain whose soul was sentenced to eternal suffering after her gruesome demise at the hands of the world’s savior.... more>>

Just because she was an illegitimate child, she was tortured by her own family.

And so… arriving six years before the start of the novel, I was sent to war at the age of thirteen! Fortunately, as the story’s greatest villain, Fiona was a magical genius.

I had to survive the monster invasion. But now, I couldn’t be in the middle of a battlefield.

Just before I ran out of breath, I encountered the adolescent male lead.

…… Why was he here?

Anyway, if the male lead dies here, then the world will be destroyed. So, let’s save him first! <<less

The princess of the millennium Empire Marma,
Adelaine Vita, who was sent to the enemy country for the end of the war, returns.
But even though she was the one who prevented the war, the Empire did not welcome her.... more>>

"Father, who am I?"

A s*ave-turned-princess. An enemy king's concubine. Or a hostage.
A nuisance that should have been sacrificed for the Empire but couldn't.

But that was a good thing.
Adelaine was determined to take down the Empire that completely destroyed her life
and the Lion King Lachie El Baltika approached her to achieve his goal.

"I will propose to you."
"Do you even know who I am?"
"The woman who tries to put a dagger in the heart of Marma."

He said so.

"I don't need anything else. I want you." <<less

The beautiful port city of La Spezia. ... more>>

After leaving the orphanage, Monica worked as a battlefield nurse for three years before the wealthy Mollet family hired her as a tutor.

On her first day in the unfamiliar city, Monica encounters a familiar face.

"... Sol?"

"I'm sorry, but that's not my name."

She believes he's Sol, the soldier she nursed on the battlefield.

But the man says he doesn't know her.

However, he's a strange man whose name and personality change every time they meet.

"Even though I wasn't the man you knew, I suppose I will be when we meet again. That is a delight."

Luis, a southern playboy with a sweet face like honey poured on his head.

"Hey ponytail, Why are you looking at my face?"

Garcia, a violent thug who seems to have been born crooked.

"I should've treated you like a precious princess." Enrique, who is arrogant to the bone, comes from a noble family.

The only similarities are his picturesque appearance and the scar on his right eye.

"Sir, are you triplets?"

Does he have multiple personalities, or is he a liar?

Will Monica be able to live safely in La Spezia? <<less

…Can someone please kidnap me already?!... more>>

Iris, a girl who has spent her entire life in a monastery, finds herself facing the greatest crisis of her life as she approaches her 20th birthday.

She discovers that she is actually the long-lost daughter of a noble family.

As if the revelation of her secret lineage wasn’t enough, she is forced into a marriage with a bald, middle-aged man.

The kind-hearted priest of the monastery, who has always cared deeply for her, devises a plan to save her.

“Iris, the only thing you need to focus on is your real groom who’s coming soon. Got it?”

The plan? To marry her off to another man instead.

Operation Fake 'Kidnapping Marriage' was born.

***

When Iris first saw her sparkling (literally bald) groom, she prayed desperately:

‘I won’t ask for more. Just please let me be kidnapped safely!’

But when the doors opened, revealing two men, she found herself thinking:

“Sorry, can I cancel that? Is it okay to ask for just one more thing?”

Among them was a man with disheveled black hair, glaring irritably as he entered the bell tower.

‘I wish he were my husband.’

Of course, her reasoning was slightly shameless.

‘I think I’d be okay with… um, the wedding night or something, if it’s him.’

***

“Will you leave me?”

“Iris, this is your wedding. Do you think I’d leave just because you asked?”

His voice was gentle, but for some reason, it brought tears to her eyes.

Under the vibrant greenery of early summer, sunlight danced through the leaves, casting shadows that played across the face of the man she had fallen for.

“…What about you, Rahan?”

At her question, Rahan raised an eyebrow and playfully pinched her nose.

“Who are you trying to make into a jerk here? Did you already forget what we were doing earlier?

“...”

“From the moment you kissed me, I didn’t have a choice anymore.”

***

#MedievalRomance #ComingOfAge #BoldHeroine #StraightforwardHero #PureMaleLead #GoodVsEvil <<less

When I opened my eyes, I found myself in a wooden box to be sold at auction as a s*ave.... more>>

It was good that the original male lead showed up like a comet and rescued me.

But this man is suddenly asking me to marry him out of nowhere.

“Become my wife and give me the most glamorous show in this empire. If I marry you, no one would dare to think of coming by my side anymore.”

“What about the pay?”

“I’ll give you 10 billion.”

What the F…c….k? Welcome, my dear customer!

I was willing to defeat all of his fans and enjoy the rest of my life as a crazy bit*h in this area-

“I can’t think of my life without you anymore.”

Somehow I won’t be able to keep the male lead who will likely be taken from me.

Will the wicked acts of a villainess bring money, power, honor, or even love? <<less

Right now, the one above you is me, not that guy.... more>>

Dan Gyul, a strawberry farmer who’s been nursing a crush on the same man for 17 years, lives peacefully, seeing her unrequited love as just another part of life. But one day, a man shows up next door, almost like a crash landing. “Why are you named ‘Gyul’ but selling strawberries? That doesn’t make sense.” His words are rude, his attitude lighthearted, but he’s got a great face. His name? Ha Si-hyun—a strangely familiar face that turns out to be her childhood friend, a boy she used to play with. It’s a shock how the small, lovable kid has grown up like this.

Just as she tries to adjust, she wishes he’d stop disrupting her quiet life and just leave, but he keeps hanging around. “So, is your hobby having a crush? Specialty being a pushover?”

“What’s it to you?”

“Nothing… nothing, but… I’d like to make it my business.”

“And just how are you going to help?”

Si-hyun smirks, pointing at his handsome face.

“With a jealousy plan.”

Seasoned in unrequited love, Dan Gyul decides to play along with Si-hyun’s game. She figures it might just bring her closer to her crush. But as time goes on, Si-hyun’s behavior starts to seem increasingly strange.

***

“Ever ridden a convertible? Top down, 500 km drive?”

“I’ve ridden plenty of top-down tractors.”

After a random car brag:

“My house is huge. My wife just needs to bring herself.”

“Uh-huh, then you just need to find a bride who can tolerate your nonsense. Good luck.”

And then, in an interview with a magazine:

“I love tangerines. Especially biting into the last piece, peeled nice and slow.”

Throughout the interview, he throws her these suggestive glances from behind the reporter. <<less

“Even if it’s my child, I can still not love them.”... more>>

The day she terminated the 5-year-long contracted marriage and filled out the divorce papers, Hilia left Caligo without a second thought.

Leaving the byproduct of the contracted marriage, their child, with him.

Hilia Halos was a woman who was colder, more selfish, and more wicked than anyone else.

[Here’s the alimony. Since I don’t need this anymore, I’ll hand it over to you.]

That was what he thought, until he ceded the baronial estate that she so coveted and disappeared.

***

Hilia was sure she would be indifferent. About leaving the child, and about abandoning the man who brought her excitement.

“Mother, you don’t, hab to, lub, Riche. Riche gonna, only come, sometime. Riche will, lub you more……”

She was actually indifferent.

She would have been in the future, as well.

If only the dirt-covered child didn’t just appear out of nowhere after four years and told her such a thing.

“So……!”

Tears dripped down the child’s cheeks.

Hilia backed away from the child, who was running towards her with arms wide open.

She could not be a good parent, nor could she love anyone.

“My baby, there are things in the world you just can’t love.”

So, after leaving that single comment, she turned away.

Pretending not to notice the unfaltering gaze in front of her. <<less

After repeatedly being reincarnated as insignificant creatures, I’ve finally become human.... more>>

‘A white weasel beastman, huh.’ Yep. That’s great. Super strong and super pretty!

But soon to be killed off as a trivial side character, and what’s more, as a spy infiltrated into a villainous family?

“What to do with this. We can’t let a spy live…”

No way! If I die here, next time I might be a dung beetle! In a desperate bid to survive, I was about to spill some crucial information from the original work.

“Ah, if you become my daughter-in-law, maybe I’ll want to save you?”

And so, I became the daughter-in-law of the villainous family, known for their lack of blood and tears!

***

But in this house, there’s a tradition where the daughter-in-law chooses the successor.

“The one you choose will be made the successor.” “Really, I’m grateful… but am I really allowed to do that?”

I’m scared of making the wrong choice and ruining everything…

“Baby, remember when I smacked the Pope in the back of the head and you covered for me?” “Hey, Roundy. You’re going to pick me anyway, why hesitate?” “Sister… Yuri will only listen to you.”

Looking at these little villains who are so gentle with me alone, I can feel my hidden materialistic nature rearing its head. Could it be that I’m subtly cut out for power after all? <<less

“A useless thing like you has no value in our family. Take this money and leave immediately!”... more>>

“Yes! Goodbye!”

She became the incompetent villainess who commits wrongdoings in order to earn the love of her fiance, the male lead.

Her reputation was already at rock bottom and the main characters, who can’t live without each other, are having an affair.

“Getting kicked out and receiving money is good enough!”

So after she was kicked out, she set up a stationery store in front of a school. She reminisces of snacks, beer candy, and even bubbles! Just you wait, kids!

But… somehow her young customers are a little weird?

“I’ll find you a handsome and modest man, and not someone who has an affair like my brother!”

“Ha, then what about my brother, the crown prince?”

“…the tower master is the best.”

The great magic swordsman, the next crown prince, the villainous tower master, and finally, the hidden villain.

The stationery store, which she thought would be peaceful, left her with no rest.

Help me! I just wanted to live a normal life! <<less

She possessed a villainess who is known and hated for her evil acts in an unpopular novel. But because of her personality, it was extremely difficult for her to play the villainess role. But not for long…... more>>

“I’ll fix your dress according to your taste this instant!”

“My request.”

“O-Of course! As per your request, there’s only one piece available in the whole Empire.”

People around me listen to me well even if I just frown and sit still. Since I don’t have to live in difficulty, I decided to just comfortably live on as a villainess.

“Father. Is it necessary for you to solve formulas in this slow and inefficient way?”

I thought it would be good to be a rich villainess, so I used all my knowledge.

“Why don’t you give me the honor of escorting the Princess?”

I have had enough of dealing with my father, so why did an unexpected character suddenly appear? What if this person disrupts my plan? <<less

[My lord, it is time for us to get married.]
[I do not wish to.]
[My lord, let us at least meet and have a conversation.]
[I do not wish to.]
[My lord, then shall we call off the engagement?!]
[I do not wish to.]
Princess Servil and Duke Lucian Fernes have been engaged for 10 years.... more>>

The Duke has neither met the Princess nor married her, yet he refuses to call off the engagement.

Frustrated, Servil travels to the distant north to confront her strange fiancé.

But how can she manage to break off the engagement that he has neglected for the past 10 years?

“My lord, what on earth are you thinking?”

“I want to be entangled with you.”

Servil narrowed one eye and blew a kiss into the air.

…So she decided to give him a piece of her mind in the north. She had only 15 days to do so.

***

“What I said back then was all a lie. It was just empty words to try and win you over.”

“But didn’t you say I was handsome?”

“That…is true, but…”

“And didn’t you say I was cute?”

“You’re quite the mimic.”

“Yes, I learned from a very bad teacher.”

Lucian locks eyes with her.

Servil is enveloped by a foreboding feeling that all the bad things she had done would come back to her. <<less

Trapped in an adult-rated romance fantasy.... more>>

But the problem is, this novel is an apocalyptic survival story set during an Ice Age.

And the bigger problem is, in this story, even the protagonists can’t find the so-called “Final Paradise,” the last hope, leading to a frozen death ending, known as

“Frozen Ending,” XX.

I can’t just watch this kind of annihilation ending unfold.

I will definitely find the ‘Last Paradise’ and return home!

“If you know you’re helpless, consider becoming a human heater.”

So there I was, stuck with male candidates, being treated like a burden…

[You have awakened as a Hidden Class.]
[Please ring the bell of love in this world’s bitter cold.]
I gained an ability.

An ability so coveted, to be able to thaw anyone in this frozen world, the ability to save anyone.

“Your worries have turned my hair gray.”

“From now on, I will only follow you now, and if you tell me to die, I will die….”

Moreover, it seems all the male leads she accidentally picked up are far from normal…

Will she be able to survive this frozen apocalypse and return to the original world?

#RomanceFantasy #OverpoweredCharacters #GrowthStory #DimensionalTravel #ReverseHarem #SlyMale #CharismaticMale #TsundereMale #SeducerMale #CapableFemale #KindFemale #HealingStory #ComfortStory <<less

I reincarnated as the Grand Duke’s fake daughter.... more>>

“Live as though you’re a dead rat. If you dare tarnish the family name, I’ll tear you apart.”

In place of the real daughter, the fake that had been adopted turned out to be a troublemaker.
Though even if I use my own hands to ruin the family’s reputation, it was already a mess in the first place.

Let’s not worry about it. It’s a household that would fall to ruin in eight years anyway, so I plan to just save up a whole lot for my escape fund. But then…

“You’re the bad one, but why do I keep feeling like this?”
“Do not tarnish the family name, that’s what I said. But who told you to be so disgracefully hurt like this?”
“The owner of the name Ophelia—it’s you. Without a doubt.”

Why are you all doing this to me when it’s time for me to leave?
Besides that, wasn’t it with the real daughter that you all wanted to grow old with for like a hundred years?

‘Why… Is the luck that I have in my later years so terrible?’

* * *

“My eyes, they’re unpleasant. Because they’re black…”

With a blank expression, I looked down at the villainous mastermind, who was still young at this moment.

“Unpleasant?”

Those dark eyes, with a radiant brilliance,
Like a flowing river,
So far ahead and so invigorating that they could feed the entire nation.
No matter how ragged he looked and regardless of how much of a beggar he seemed, they could not be hidden.

‘The eyes of an emperor.’

And more than that… It's no joke how amazing his luck will be in his later years.
To the extent that I wouldn’t mind betting my entire life on him. <<less

I have been the Duchess of my quiet and indifferent husband for nine years, but all I received in exchange was contempt and indifference. Not just that, but I was even accused of having a love affair.... more>>

"This is my limit of enduring this marriage. No matter how much you cry and plead the Emperor, I can’t stand it anymore!"

"Yes. Do I sign here?"

"So if you pretend to be poor like last time, this time … What?"

I waved divorce papers on an indifferent day. "I’m done. Can I go now? Oh, and you don’t have to talk about alimony and all that. Just give me back my dowry."

"What are you gonna do with that little money?" My husband, who had not cared what he had done for the past nine years, finally asked me a question.

I laughed confidently and answered: "I’m going to open a dessert cafe." <<less

This is the world of an R-19 novel based on Little Red Riding Hood, this time with a princess who eats the Wolf. The problem is, that wolf is my younger brother. I hid deep in the forest so that Red Riding Hood wouldn’t find us. The goal is to escape to the human world safely!... more>>

And then one day. I found a child collapsed in the snow-covered forest. You can’t just pass by a sick child. I brought her home thinking I could treat her– of all people, she was the female lead, and said, “I don’t remember anything.”

To make matters worse, she lost her memory in an accident!

“I like you the best in the world!”

I was afraid of death, but couldn’t drive the sick child away coldly, so I took good care of her. Don’t forget your gratitude, even if you get your memory back later. But this kid–

“What’s your ideal type?”

“I like tall, broad-shouldered men.”

“A handsome man? How handsome?”

I think you have a lot of questions about me. It’s my fault that your eyes shine when I talk about my ideal type, right? <<less

I became a home tutor teaching the young half-siblings of the male lead.... more>>

The original plot is simple.

It’s a typical contract marriage story where the female lead threatens the duke to avoid an unwanted matchmaking.

The problem here is that the male lead’s weakness is his depraved behavior that led to the extermination of his entire family.

“Tell me, Miss Margaret. What is my intention that caught your attention?”

It’s unfair that I’m a reincarnated extra at best.

What an unfortunate choice of roles, having to give up my head when the lord of the manor takes control of the family.

I suppose running away could solve the problem, but…

“My lord, there is only one thing I want. Don’t kill Cecilia and Cedric.”

As a professional, I should save the children first.

—

“Miss Adriana has told me that she knows I killed my father. And that she will keep it quiet if I marry her.”

Then he asked, in an uneven voice.

“Miss Margaret, shall I go through with this marriage or not?”

“Do it. She will be the love of your life.”

Estella replied meekly.

It wasn’t the answer he’d hoped for, he realized, and his voice turned mu*derous.

“So you’re telling me I’m going to have to share a bed with a blackmailer?”

…It was a refreshing revelation, considering the original. <<less