Once upon a time, there was a makeup artist who possessed outstanding skills and top-notch aesthetic judgement. When he did makeup for various stars, he could embellish sharpness onto the smooth vases that lacked edges, and he could make models who exceeded the boundaries of aesthetics to appear delicate and soft, more approachable to people.... more>>

Male stars loved to request him, for he had a thorough understanding of masculine charm in particular, and the makeup he did was never garishly slathered in oils or powders, instead exuding a natural, dashing air of elegance.

Female stars loved to request him, for not only was he excellent in his skills, he was also everyone’s closest confidant; when they chatted, he could easily hold any conversation, and his mouth would be tightly sealed, never allowing anyone’s privacy to slip out.

Although this person was quite young, after getting by in the makeup industry the past few years, he was virtually considered as a distinguished personality in his profession, and would be referred to as a ‘master’ wherever he went.

But he had a terrifying secret. He needed to carefully tread on thin ice and couldn’t expose even the slightest traces; otherwise, nobody would invite him to work ever again, and nobody would apply to the classes he led anymore.

—He was a straight man. <<less

In short: an old lover gave me a little piglet.... more>>

Qin Zhuopu, a workaholic, has been single for many years. As he reaches middle age, his family is desperate for a child.

Until one day...

"Mr. Qin, your son is already in primary school!"

"???" I have only had one boyfriend!

Seven years after the breakup, the old lover returned to the wealthy family with a little fat pig in his arms: "Zaizai is a big eater, I can't feed him. Zaizai’s primary school homework is too difficult, I can’t do it. I'll give you guardianship from now on! Will you let me go to your construction site to move bricks? Son, say ‘Mommy’!"

Mr. Qin: (No, I couldn't give birth to such a fat kid!)

Later...

Onlookers: I heard that Mr. Qin has adopted an illegitimate child born to his old lover by some woman?

Mr. Qin: Let me introduce to you, this is my own cub! <<less

Chu Yu was good-looking and had a good family background. Despite being male and an irredeemable slacker, he was still elected as Jianing Private School’s school flower by an overwhelming number of votes.... more>>

The whole school knew that Chu Yu was on bad terms with the second year’s top student who’d won so many awards from various competitions that his hand had gone limp with exhaustion just from holding them. He was the cold, restrained, taciturn, and indifferent to anyone school grass, Lu Shi.

That was until one certain day after school, when someone saw Chu Yu amongst the trees behind the school building, pulling on the sleeves of the study god’s white shirt while speaking pitifully, “Lu Shi, give me a bite, I’ll be gentle.”

Lu Shi put his finger in Chu Yu’s mouth. “It doesn’t matter if it hurts a little.”

——

Chu Yu was frightened to discover that, overnight, he had awakened a strange bloodline that required him to suck a drop or two of blood everyday in order to survive. However, the blood of everyone was bitter and smelly, except…Lu Shi’s.

#The Heavens must be pitting me#

——

*坑 (lit. Pit.) means a teammate that intentionally or unintentionally screws their teammate over. <<less

After his accidental death, Jiang Juan transmigrated as a vicious villain in a novel. The villain was always bullying the male protagonist, which resulted in his miserable end.... more>>

After passing through, Jiang Juan did not intend to torment anyone like the original owner. After gaining a second chance at life, he decided to never provoke the male protagonist and safely live the rest of his life.

But who knew, that his life was tied to the fate of the male protagonist, because of which he can feel all the pain that the protagonist suffers.

If the protagonist is in pain, he will also feel it, if the protagonist is hungry, no matter how much he eats, he will still feel dizzy from hunger as his stomach keeps on growling, and if the protagonist is dead…

Jiang Juan didn’t dare to think about it.

Just at this time, a his lackey with short eyes came to him to ask for credit, “Brother Juan, we have surrounded that kid Xie Jingxian, and are ready to teach him a lesson, see if he dares…”

Jiang Juan was furious: “Everyone stop. Don’t hurt him! If you fight him, you will end up finding it difficult to eat or even walk around.”

Next, in front of everyone’s wide eyes, the lonely protagonist was coaxed to Jiang’s house by Jiang Juan.

Jiang Juan held the protagonist’s hand and gently asked, “Axian, are you thirsty? Are you hungry? Are you tired? If you feel unhappy, I’ll ask Arang to come over and serve you as a sandbag. How would you like to vent your anger?”

Xie Jingxian was alert . He looked at Jiang Juan and said, “What’s your purpose?”

Jiang Yan sighed, “What purpose can I have. I only hope that you have a smooth life, one with no illness or disaster.” That way, I can also safely grow old.

Xie Jingxian didn’t believe it at first, but later, he said to Jiang Juan: “I understand your intention.”

Jiang Juan was greatly moved: “You finally understand.”

Xie Jingxian nodded, “I accept it.”

“Wait, what do you accept?”

Xie Jingxian, “Accept your love.”

Jiang Juan: … Brother, did you misunderstand something? I didn’t mean that! <<less

Here are the flowers he sent me.... more>>

I think this is the last bunch of flowers he gave me. <<less

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Song Zhiyu x Cheng Po... more>>

On my way to Cheng Po on January 20th, 2022, it snowed for the first time in my life.

—--

What do we live off?

In “Persimmon Apartment,” the unknown author wrote:

Living off the poverty of these corners, living off what has not been spoken, living off the chronic issues of life, living off these again and again, we are nearing death.

—--

Living off silence and tears, some nights I watched you and your flashy tattoo that contradicted your cold temperament. We lived off departures, a first-time chase, a reunion that has not yet happened, and a train that is determined to go north amidst the heavy, drifting snow. <<less

Li Zhenruo never imagined that he would be the first person to be completely out of the Li family’s power struggle, and not only that, he also perished in an “accident” that was carefully planned for him.... more>>

However, this is not the end for Li Zhenruo, he wakes up after the “accident” and finds himself transformed into a Garfield, which gives him a chance to return to the Li family and find out which of his three brothers is behind the “accident”.

At the same time, he is also surprised to find that this does not seem to be an ordinary cat, it can actually…… transform. <<less

He is the god of love and desire, he is also the embodiment of the most beautiful in the world.... more>>

There are two options for his future: One is to wander among the gods and let loose. The second is to become a treasure that all the gods cannot get, to be held in the palm of the hands of the gods, and not to be desecrated.

Why are there only these two choices, because the pantheon he was born into is... the extravagant and notoriously unscrupulous Greek pantheon!

#As the most beautiful and not very powerful god, I want to get rid of their claws and become self-reliant# <<less

On a cold wintry evening, he finally closed his eyes for an eternity.... more>>

He Yusen thought, “So be it.”

***

Lu Jing didn’t hear He Yusen’s words. When his ex-lover came back, all he wanted to do was return all the pain he had suffered to the person who ruthlessly abandoned him. For that purpose, he introduced a new lover and went to various places that he and He Yusen promised to visit together when they were young.

He didn’t imagine that this thirst for revenge would cost him the chance to see the person one last time. <<less

He transmigrated as the most miserable Demon King in history. Before Hill had the time to feel depressed, he heard the news that the Demon King’s Palace was surrounded by Paladins. Then he was forced to sign an unfair treaty, disempowering and humiliating the demons. Afterwards, Hill took on the responsibility of reviving the demon world.... more>>

No soldiers? It doesn’t matter, we invade them with our culture.

No weapons? It doesn’t matter, we corrupt them with delicacies.

The instigator, the Demon King Hill who was a transmigrator, smiled and counted his money in the luxurious Demon King’s palace, and his subordinates carefully asked: Your Majesty, Demon King, are we still attacking the human world?

Hill waved his hand and posted the latest news on the Demon Forum:

“Breaking News! For the first time, the demon world is open to the human world for tourism! Movies, novels, animations, food, up-and-coming amus**ent parks… Do you want all of this? Go ahead, we’ve put it all out there, the Demon World welcomes you all!”

——The world is in my hands.

I painted the cover myself! Isn’t it super pretty? <<less

Lu Lingxi died.... more>>

As a child born by his parents through precise genetic matching, for eighteen years of his life, he lived entirely for his brother, who had leukaemia. He was his brother’s shadow, a “medicine reserve bank” for his brother’s treatment needs.

Umbilical cord blood, stem cells, bone marrow… whenever his brother needed it, he would have no choice but to quietly lie on the operating table.

Until the last time, when his brother needed a kidney and he never came off the operating table.

When he opened his eyes again, Lu Lingxi became a teenager with the same name Lu Lingxi.

Freed from the shackles of his fate, he possesses the mysterious ability to communicate with plants.

Raising flowers, gardening and running a farm, Lu Lingxi begins a very different life! <<less

​​​​Jiwei was determined to become a world-class pâtissier, but unfortunately, on his way to an award ceremony he died in a car accident.... more>>

When he woke up again, he had already become the famous local tyrant of a village. He had also bought a ger to be his s*ave and servant.

​Rebirth through transmigration? Men can have children? Jiwei thought that this was preposterous.

But when his shop regained it’s former popularity in this world, Jiwei felt that this world didn’t seem all that bad. <<less

A dancer who was killed by a serial mu*derer found himself occupying the body and taking on the life of Brian Morse, a patient with... more>> anti-social personality disorder.
As Brian, he has the looks, the smarts and the charisma; if he had to point out one minor inconvenience tho, he also seems to have an aura that always attracts psychopaths…
[The story mentions 3 reality shows and crossovers with the American drama series Dexter. SLASH] <<less

In the haunted house, evil spirits run rampant.... more>>

Gu An: Husband, hug QAQ

Other Players: Isn’t this person scared and s*upid? Acting like a pampered brat toward the evil spirit……

Then, they saw with their own eyes as the evil spirit dissipated the black qi around him, retracted his sharp blade-like claws, and gently hugged Gu An in his arms with a careful appearance, as if he had finally found the lost treasure he had been searching for for a long time.

In the secret room, evil spirits were scattered everywhere.

Gu An: Husband, open the door.

Other Players: Is this person hallucinating? What are you daydreaming about……

Then, right in front of them, the door opened!

They looked at the terrifying evil spirit as it stopped attacking, thawed its coldness, and hugged Gu An gently and preciously, as if it was embracing its entire world.

Other Players: face pain QAQ

Are we really not playing a game?!! <<less

As a gifted and beautiful youth, Chu Mian was unfortunately the unluckiest of his peers. Not only did he contract narcolepsy at the age when he should’ve been most energetic, but after entering high school, he also met Yu Ran, who was infamous throughout the school for being an astoundingly big dumbass. From then on, Chu Mian would faint from anger everyday due to his boyfriend’s ceaselessly stupefying words… and then awaken in his arms.... more>>

A look at Yu Ran’s special titles: the little prince of (ruining) romantic talk, god of (weird) flirting, spreader of high(ly inappropriate) spirits, master (abuser) of idioms, expert at scoring (zero) on essays… naturally he’s also a person who has strong (Chu Mian loving) abilities. <<less

Yi Zhenghua was over 30 years old and still did not intend to get married. He doesn’t even have someone he likes. Mother Yi was very anxious and found someone to read his son’s fortune, said: If he doesn’t get married at the age of 32, he will be alone.... more>>

And the marriage partner should preferably be of the same s*x.

Yi Zhenghua was forced to go on a blind date at the age of 32. Mother Yi investigated for a long time, and she felt that Cheng Yun was very suitable.

Therefore, Yi Zhenghua married a wife who was 14 years younger than himself, and Cheng Yun married a husband who was 14 years older than himself.

Yi Zhenghua was mature and restrained.

Cheng Yun was lively, cheerful, and sunny.

Yi Zhenghua thinks he can’t be a beast and harm the next generation of their country, so he raises Cheng Yun as his son. <<less

Everyone only has one "lifetime" in each life. ... more>>

Someone once said: People come into the world with an incomplete soul. Moreover, it will take a lifetime to find their other half, a Soul Mate. Only by finding them will your soul be complete.

Inside the music academy, two halves of the soul meet because of music.

Can they really be together forever when they met in music room 1314? <<less

My name is Yang Han.... more>>

My dad’s surname is ‘Yang’ and my other dad’s surname is ‘Han’.

My dad is the nation’s husband who lives actively on Weibo’s hot search.

My dad is a legendary hacker, crowned as the ‘Master of Pwn’ after leading his team to win the championship twice.

I’m an ordinary (?) high-school female student.

This is a story of two fathers worrying over their precious daughter’s growth, told from the daughter's pov. <<less

Zhuang Yu stood on the back of a big blue fish with a stone spear in his hand. Below him were patches of green fields,... more>> with herds of cattle and sheep all over the mountains. The dark asphalt road led straight to the distance. The children were laughing as they herded cattle and sheep, while the water wheel next to them was flowing with white water. This is Zhuang Yu’s home. Originally, there was endless yellow sand everywhere, thousands of miles of barren lands, a lack of food, water, salt, and clothes. They lived the hardest life. Now, everything is different. Everyone has a happy expression on their faces and is full of hope for the future. <<less

Qing Qin dressed as the cannon fodder character with the same name in the book, is an unlucky man who was imprisoned for a major accident after inheriting the richest man’s family business.... more>>

Now, he is about to start the first round of investment competition.

The winner of the competition will inherit the richest man’s 100 billion family business and embark on the road of cannon fodder, while the loser gets 10 million, which was enough for him to enjoy himself.

Qing Qin: “Okay, 1 million loses 1 million, and 10 million loses 10 million. If I don’t lose the game, I will be a dog!”

Seven years later.

Qing Qin is worth 100 billion yuan and is listed on the Forbes Rich List.

The former richest man burst into tears: “I now understand why you refused to compete to be heir in the first place. Even without the protection of your parents, you can create a business empire alone!”

The protagonist confessed to the media: “With all the properties under Lou’s family as a gift. I hope you can agree to my pursuit.”

Qing Qin looked up at the sky and sighed. He could only write sadly in his autobiography: “Really, I didn’t think about making money at first…”

This book became a bestseller. Netizens are happy to play along–

“Actually, I don’t plan to make money.”

“It’s not that I make money, but that money put itself into my arms.”

“Damn money, go away!” <<less

I'm in love with my roommate, but he's in love with a douchebag.... more>>

I thought of helping him with that idiot, but I didn't expect I'd dig a hole and fall by myself.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻┻ How can a handsome and witty guy like me be calculated? I must have gotten up the wrong way. I'll just go back to sleep again. <<less

On the day Jiang Zhao won the Golden Orchid Award for Best Actor, the reporter who interviewed him offstage deliberately asked:... more>>

“I heard that you and Mr. Xiao Siye, the former film star, are brothers in the Film Academy. How is the relationship between the two of you?”

The whole entertainment circle knows that Jiang Zhao and Xiao Siye are rivals, and they have been tit for tat since their debut, but there must be fan wars whenever they are in the same frame.

Jiang Zhao held the golden trophy and smiled faintly in front of the camera: “We’re not familiar with each other.”

After the press conference, Jiang Zhao was walking in the empty VIP channel when someone suddenly pressed him against the wall.

The tip of his nose rubbed against the man’s bulging Adam’s apple, and he heard the hot breath falling on his ear:

“The one you’ve slept with, you’re not familiar?”

Jiang Zhao snorted coldly:

“Don’t be so naive, Xiao Siye, we’re both adults, so what if we slept together once?”

Not long after, Jiang Zhao opened his eyes again after a hangover, and his body was sore.

Xiao Siye was also sitting next to him, and looked at him with a leisurely look:

“What about when you slept together a second time?”

Jiang Zhao: “…” <<less

Luo Yuanxiao used to be a traverser.... more>>

Because of a plane crash, he transmigrated into a rich young master with the same name. Then he met the 20 years younger male god.

He took great pains to raise the male god to the age of 18. Before he could see him prosper, Luo Yuanxiao transmigrated back.

The male god is a once in a century piano genius. Mixed race, tall and beautiful and born in a rich family. He can be called a real life prince.

There are unreliable rumors circulated that… The male god grew up in China and was miserable when he was young. He was not taken home by his super rich father until he became an adult.

After transmigrating back, Luo Yuanxiao said: The rumor is true.

Sitting in the auditorium of Carnegie Hall, looking at the distant and mature male god, he couldn’t help crying as an “old father”. <<less

School tyrant who’s trying to clear his name vs. the gossip-spreading top student !... more>>

Gossip regarding the top student and a second-generation rich kid has spread throughout First High, and everyone is bewildered to hear of rumours involving two people who have never interacted…

Until the day after classes are reshuffled, and these two became deskmates.

Chi Yu just wants to dispel these gay rumours, but Fu Zhi’an is different, he wants the rumours to be real. <<less