"I should have killed you."... more>>

Duchess Cardius has died. The cause of death was poisoning.
It was a death that did not suit her epithet as a witch of poison.

At her funeral,
Her husband, Lahart, recited his marriage vows without blinking an eye.
In fact, he had not said a word at their wedding.

"I will not allow even death to break our vows and take you away from me."

The name he loved most in the world, is now a name more cursed than anyone else's.

"Irelaide."

Lahart couldn't even imagine it.
His own wife, who was laid in the coffin by his own hands,
Was watching him from among the mourners.

"...You killed our child."
"Irene, that's what you said back then."
"I lied to you. Just like what you did."

Irene wiped the blood flowing from her child's lips with a handkerchief.
Lahart felt that something was wrong as he looked at her trembling hand and lips.

"...It's your child."

Irene hugged the limp Rian and sobbed out a voice mixed with tears.

"Rian is your child. You killed our child. Twice." <<less

Zhou’s fourth son incurred debts whilst gambling, his mother was seriously ill, and the casino thugs wanted Man Bao to sell herself to them to offset the gambling debts.... more>>

The villagers claimed the Zhou family’s darling’s (Man Bao) good days has come to an end, and Mrs Zhou was crying while holding Man Bao’s hand.

Man Bao used her “system” and led her family to open up the wasteland, grow vegetables, plant medicinal materials, and open shops…

As the days got better, her sisters-in-law began to worry about Man Bao’s marriage.

“Man Bao, Mr Zhuang’s grandson looks good. He is gentle and educated. He is a good match for you.”

“Man Bao, it’s better to choose the Qian family’s son. He is handsome and obedient. He will definitely not talk back to you.”

Man Bao pursed her mouth and smiled, “I’ve already thought about it. I’ll choose Bai Shan Bao, whom I have beaten up since childhood!” <<less

Once she transmigrated over, Li Haitang, an elite female doctor from the big city, is demoted to a pitiful little cabbage whose parents have both... more>> died. She is surrounded by extreme jackals, wolves, tigers and panthers family and relatives. What? She is sold to a half-dead body that is going to be buried in the ground. Has she been sold to an old man with a heavy taste? The only way to escape from the arranged marriage is to pack a bundle wrapped in a cloth! Who would have thought that on the way to the wedding, she meets a wild man who is feared by everyone in the village? The wild man has three treasures, he is hardworking, spoils his wife and has good stamina! His pectoral muscles, abs and mermaid’s line are all there. <<less

She just took a nap in the lounge, and when she opened her eyes, She turned out to be a fat rural girl who was illiterate in ancient times.... more>>

Not to mention that this girl likes to eat and slouch, but still acted like a village bully.

No one in the village wanted to marry her. It was not easy to finally buy a rich husband, but on the wedding day, the groom escaped.

In a rage, Her dad went down to the road and kidnapped a husband for her.

It’s just… Dad, isn’t there something wrong with the one you kidnapped?

After marriage, Su Pangya was very busy.

Busy transforming the bully dad and the bully brother.

Busy rescuing the beautiful husband.

Busy raising three little cute bullies.

Accidentally, she was so busy that she became the most powerful female marquis of Dayan! <<less

Lin Suisui, the legendary doctor of Medicine King Valley, saved countless lives during her life, but in the end, she died a tragic death when... more>> an arrow pierced her chest. When she opened her eyes once more, she had become the crown princess who had just married into the East Palace! Standing before her was a lackey eunuch who was going to kick her while she was down, and behind her was a sickly prince who was severely injured and unconscious…In desperation, Lin Suisui turned and kissed her husband’s thin lips with tears in her eyes…***Lu Ze, the crown prince of the Great Xia Dynasty, was the pride of the heavens. He was in charge of the frontier warriors, the unbeatable and invincible god of war! When the palace changed hands, he was seriously poisoned and falsely accused of treason. When he next opened his eyes, he was met with a bed with red decorations and the word “double happiness” everywhere. The crown princess, who called him her husband in tears, was clutching a gold hairpin in hand as she stabbed the evil eunuch in the neck. The violent and ruthless man didn’t know why he felt a surge of protectiveness towards her, and he never imagined that he would end up wanting to protect her for a lifetime! <<less

Tang Xin was the top first pharmacist of the Federation.... more>>

After her death, she traveled to a parallel world, planning to make a fortune by relying on hundreds of prescriptions in her mind. Inadvertently saved High-cold (superficial) male god as a guard/an escort. The male god said that he could not only beat the hooligans but also go up to the hall, down to the kitchen, and into the bedroom. <<less

System 7480 was conquered by its own host and became the s*ave of the other party. But it doesn’t matter, the 7480 that can choose to go through the world independently has a thousand mission scenarios to kill the host, so as to get rid of the fate of being controlled. ... more>>

Weak chicken fighting five scum? Great, send you to the apocalypse!

A few years later, the weak chicken transformed the apocalypse into a new world where technology is prosperous.

The weak chicken has low emotional intelligence and is disgusting? That’s great, I’ll send you to the heartthrob Mary Sue who ran with the ball and gave birth to a talented son as a pick-up man, and then let the overbearing president and the man kill you because of jealousy!

As a result, the weak chicken is more talented than the genius son of the heroine who kills the Quartet, and makes the overbearing president kneel down and call Dad in minutes.

Weak chickens are afraid of getting dirty, tired, afraid of death, and only greedy for enjoyment? Very good! Send you to the battlefield as a deserter, and let the strategist male lead kill you! As a result, within a few years, the lord, who was assisted by a weak chicken, was invincible in all battles, and soon unified the divided continent.

After changing N mission scenarios, 7480, who failed to kill the host, finally found a truth – the host’s name is not called Weak Chicken, it is called Learning God, Learning God is invincible! <<less

In the palace struggle novel, the ultimate boss, Xie Bufeng, has been void of emotional attachment since childhood, being seen as a monster. The previous emperor, afflicted with a terminal illness, used him for medical experiments, casting him into battle to perish. Unexpectedly, Xie Bufeng climbed out of the pile of corpses, returning to the capital with three thousand cavalry to establish himself as the emperor.... more>>

As soon as medical student Wen Qingci exclaimed "awesome!" he found himself transmigrated into the role of a physician experimenting on Xie Bufeng's body with the notorious black lotus elixir. His eyebrows are dotted with cinnabar and skin as smooth as jade, and being deeply devoted to medicine without distinguishing between good and evil, he was named the "demonic-faced immortal".

In the end, he was torn apart and fed to vultures.

By the time Wen Qingci arrived, Xie Bufeng had already been captured by the medical department and understood his fate. He was sickly and had a fierce glare, like a wolf cub trapped in a cage, eager to crush Wen Qingci's throat at any moment. Under the watchful eye of the emperor's confidant, Wen Qingci flicked his wrist and shoved a piece of candy into Xie Bufeng's mouth:

"This is a poison that corrodes the intestines. If Your Highness cooperates, an antidote can be obtained once a month."

Under the surveillance of the emperor and with the ending written in the book, Wen Qingci pretended to conduct serious experiments while secretly trying to detoxify him. He risked his life to save Xie Bufeng from the brink of death. Madness ensued until the day of the palace coup, when Wen Qingci took an arrow meant for Xie Bufeng's heart.

The new emperor, speaking slowly between his teeth, forced out the words: "After your death, there will be no antidote, and I will have no choice but to accompany you." Wen Qingci smiled, coughing up a mouthful of blood and shaking his head gently:

"...What I feed to Your Highness is always honey made...by myself..."

A teardrop mixed with blood fell from the corner of Xie Bufeng's eye.

Ten miles of red wedding decorations welcomed Xie Bufeng's thin coffin into the palace gates. Xie Bufeng, full of resentment towards gods and ghosts, knelt in front of the temple, offering his blood as sacrifice to the heavens, praying to see him once again. Like a madman.

Outside the city, Wen Qingci faked his death and slipped away. In the Valley of Divine Physicians, a mysterious figure emerged, tending to flowers, reading books, and listening to music, living leisurely and carefree. Until one day, news of the emperor's old illness recurred, and he was "invited" to the imperial palace.

Before Wen Qingci could figure out how to handle the situation...

The supposed terminally ill new emperor coldly pulled aside the bead curtain, his fingertips as cold as snake scales, slowly unraveling his veil.

Mini Theater:

From birth, Xie Bufeng could hear the evil thoughts in people's hearts. He grew numb amidst aversion, curses, and malicious suspicions. Only Wen Qingci was an exception.

Xie Bufeng didn't believe that Wen Qingci's heart was as clear as a mirror.

Until one day, while the noble and sorrowful palace physician bowed to the emperor and whispered in his heart:

"Shut up, you **."

Younger, lacks pain, violent wolf cub gong x elegant, sickly weak black-lotus, medical fool, big beauty Shou <<less

There are five skills in Taoism: That is, spiritual practice, medical skills, numerology, anthroposcopy , and divination.... more>>

As a Taoist doctor, Zhou Jinyuan can tell fortune and save lives.

However, when a doctor can draw talismans and do alchemy, at the same time he is a very young... He has to prove himself is not a liar!

...

Zhou Jinyuan: Seeing a doctor? Wait for me to finish this talisman.

Patient (panic face): ? ? I'm sorry that I disturbed you. <<less

Xu Zifan climbed to the top circle from the slums, and eventually became a boss level figure, who knew that once he crossed, he became a male cannon fodder!... more>>

However, it doesn’t matter, he still wants to be the Big Boss, and whoever doesn’t have eyes will be turned into a slag in seconds!

An idol was destroyed by a reborn woman? Start a company to cherish you!

The real daughter of a rich family despises the childhood sweetheart? It doesn’t matter. I’ll have more fun with the fake daughter~

A slag father gave his property to the half-brother? Give at will… How does bankruptcy feel, President?

Should strive in every life to be the Big Boss! <<less

All Meng Zezhi has to do is to live wantonly in these weird worlds.

Back in 1996, the eldest daughter of Oldman Xie’s Family, Xie Wanying, said that she wanted to be a surgeon, to which many people laughed at her .... more>>

“ A Phoenix gives birth to a phoenix. And a dog gives birth to a dog. A truck driver’s daughter will be a doctor, when pigs learn how to climb trees. ”

“I’m not just going to be a doctor, I’m going to be a cardiothoracic surgeon,”Xie Wanying said.

Her sentence created a thousand waves in the medical circle. A relative doctor of their family even ridiculed her sternly and said: “Do you know how high the admission score for medical students is? Can you even pass the exam?”

“There are zero female cardiothoracic surgeons in the country, if the top female doctors could not make it that far who do you think you are!”

A group of people ridiculed: “You will only get admitted to a third-rate medical school and be a hygienist in a small county. Who will you marry in the future? ”

But she proved them wrong, at the end of the college entrance examination, Xie Wanying entered the top class of surgery in the country with the province’s top prize in science. She entered the top hospital in the capital and was sought after by the director of the surgical departments while she was still an intern. “Student Xie Wanying, you must come to general surgery.”

“No, you must go to our urology—”

“Pediatric surgery lacks female doctors like Xie Wanying.”

All her relatives Wechat moments:……….

At this time, Xie Wanying independently completed the national youngest tetralogy of Fallot surgery, represented the domestic cardio-thoracic surgery association to participate in the international medical forum, and published the world’s first minimally invasive heart valve repair operation, which was a worthy feat considering she was the top female surgeon! <<less

She became an insignificant villainess who was used for cider. She did her best to play the role so that the original story was not twisted.... more>>

“You are nothing to me, Fresa.”

The male lead despises her.

“Why do you hate me so much? Because I’m an insignificant maid?” the original heroine resented her.

“You are the disgrace of the family.”

‘Yes, yes. Everybody’s doing great. Keep hating me. Go on!’

And finally, on the day the original story had its ending, she decided to die. With a false poison, of course. She left her family and tried to live in a secluded countryside by cultivating a herb garden, but she saved the life of a man who had moved into a neighbor’s house. However this man, was the Grand Duke who killed and saved many people with a smile?

“So you saw my naked body . . .”

The subtlety intensified.

“Let’s take it all off this time, shall we? Then it will be easier to look at it.”

The Grand Duke was overly assertive. Moreover, the original male lead, who should enjoy a happy newlywed with the original heroine, has also arrived.

“You’re the one I really love, Fresa.”

Fresa said, almost hitting Rowan in the head with the homie he was holding.

“No, did you just hit your head?”

Even family members who ignored and persecuted her as a disgrace pleaded.

“Come back, Fresa. Everybody’s waiting for you.”

‘Yes, no way I’m going back.’ <<less

She is an expert in medicine, the only daughter of Yun Tian, Yun Valley’s master.... more>>

Her parents died, leaving her alone in this world. She fell from heaven to hell. She had a marriage prospect but her future husband broke it off. The entire world view her as a joke.

She blossoms in Feng Yun Hall, with unparalleled wisdom and startling beauty.

Against all the people eager to make a move, she lifts her hand first. Kill the chicken to warn the monkey.

But nobody knows that the soul within her has long been replaced by someone from another world.

She has no regret in the past life and originally plans to live an idyllic life, but because of the same question from the past life, she gives up the peaceful life and steps into the power struggle for imperial power. <<less

When I came to, I woke up as a fully-loaded-with-death-flags villainess.... more>>

I finally got reborn with a healthy body, so I will live in happiness!

First, I’m thinking of improving my relationship with the family to systematically crush the death flags.

Called the Saint of Meat, Shrine Maiden, Savior, and even Goddess, her titles keep pointlessly increasing! <<less

My WeChat friend… he might not be human.... more>>

Jian Mei added a WeChat friend by accident. The other party didn’t follow any celebrities or surf the internet, living as if he were in ancient times. Jian Mei cherished this friendship, even if the other party was exceptionally cold and seemed… a little abnormal.

Jian Mei: “I had fried chicken and a hamburger today. What about you?”

The other party: “Nutrient solution.”

Jian Mei: “I usually like playing games and watching movies. What about you?”

The other party: “Assembling mechas and reading  memorials to the throne.”

Jian Mei: ?

In the 26th year of Xingyuan’s establishment, the universe entered an era of rapid development. Lu Xingwang, the third prince of the strongest planet, Stan Star, was weak and sickly. He was criticized by the outside world for his physique. He had a dark personality and never communicated with the outside world.

One day.

Lu Xingwang found that his communication terminal would inexplicably receive strange chat messages.

Although boring, the strange sticker packs and wordy nonsense slowly became his only hope through his dark years.

In the 29th year of Xingyuan’s establishment.

The royal family was in turmoil, and the Third Prince Lu Xingwang was formally established as the crown prince.

It should have been the liveliest of time, but the only issue was that the person who had always reached out to him every day seemed to have lost contact. There was no news from him anymore.

Until a year later.

His Highness, the Crown Prince, unexpectedly saw a missing person report on the interstellar network: “Lu Dazhuang from an unknown planet, your friend Jian Mei is anxiously looking for you. If you see this message, please call us.”

Lu Xingwang: “……” <<less

Lin Dan is bound to an auxiliary system. She does tasks to maintain the plot of countless small worlds. Simply put, she is just a supporting role or cannon fodder, a stepping stone for others to achieve greatness.... more>>

Confusion, desperation, madness, loving who she can’t love, wanting what she can’t have: Lin Dan experienced too much loss and misery. When she finally achieved enlightenment and decided to unbind from the system and return to her original world, something interrupted her return journey and she was sent back into the three thousand worlds to continue struggling.

Although she lost her memory, Lin Dan was no longer confused. She decided to take her own path and finally discovered that she had to love herself before others could love her. As long as you live your life well, no matter how insignificant it seems, you will become a protagonist one day. If you bloom, the butterflies will naturally come. <<less

Ye Qianning became a chubby six years old baby, possessing not only dual supernatural abilities, but also four fathers.... more>>

“Daddy!”

When the group’s favorite baby wailed, the four powerful figures of the Imperial Capital were shocked and confused.

The Minister Father: “Little girl, you couldn’t have mistaken me as your dad, right? Hurry up and go back to where you came from.”

The Sly Father: “If I had a daughter, she would be the most beautiful girl in the world, and wouldn’t be as fat as a ball!”

The Imperial Merchant Father: “My Gu family couldn’t give birth to a daughter for three generations, how could she be the offspring of my Gu family.”

The General Father was very excited: “Hahaha, I was destined to have no children, and God suddenly gave me a meat bun-like daughter. Let’s go, return home with me!”

Suddenly in the General’s Mansion, a little girl appeared, causing several influential figures in the capital to gossip every day. One of them expressed that he would leave when his daughter decided to return home with him.

The General Father was furious: “Why did you deny it in the first place? From now on, if anyone dares to steal my daughter from me, I’ll fight him.”

The serious little boy next to her muttered softly: “She will marry me and become my wife when she grows up.”

Hearing this, the eyes of the four big daddies became furious and extremely dangerous.

The group’s favorite looked at the daily drama and helplessly held her forehead: ”She just wants to grow more ‘space’ to live a long life…… She didn’t want to be popular.” <<less

Sheng Xia is a relatively unknown live streamer. Her streams lack specific content; she simply goes live at a fixed time every day using the computer's built-in camera to live stream herself diligently studying.... more>>

However, she suddenly disappears for more than a month, and the barrage of comments from viewers who used to study along with her every day at the scheduled times increased.

"Nothing serious, just went to the hospital for a minor surgery." The computer's built-in camera doesn’t have a beautification function, and the clarity is also average, showing that Sheng Xia looks somewhat thinner.

"The doctor?" After reading an online lesson, Sheng Xia put down her pen, "Quite handsome."

Indeed, he was really handsome, looking like he walked out of a movie in his white coat.

"How is that possible?" The barrages increased, and Sheng Xia laughed, "It’s impossible for doctors and patients to be together."

"Once you’re discharged from the hospital, you’re not a patient anymore..." Sheng Xia squinted her eyes as she read the barrages, tilting her head.

"True." Sheng Xia nodded, half-jokingly, "How about I try chase him?"

Several "hahahaha" barrages scrolled through.

Cheng Liang slurped his noodles in the hospital cafeteria and clicked on the report button in Sheng Xia's livestream.

The report reason...

He squinted at the streamer's introduction: Born in the '90s, postgraduate entrance exam success, life motto: Always keep one’s words.

Cheng Liang swallowed the noodles and typed in the reason of the report: False advertising.

Not keeping her words. <<less

Du Xiao Li, the legendary person all look up to, yet couldn’t ward off the ridiculousness of fate!... more>>

Opening her eyes once again, the steady and calm her was still shocked senseless by her own withered little hands, and the leaking and windy rat infested surroundings before her eyes.

Both parents dead, three meals uncertain, and her only property was this shabby house and a cute little big brother.

What the hell is all this!

Buying a mountain top, planting fruit trees, opening winery, fermenting fruit wine, and developing a supply chain. From then on, profits poured in from all sides, bringing along big brother to lay down a family fortune and become rich!

Making close friends, kidnapping a prince, fighting villains, a peasant daughter can also live calling the wind and rain, laughing in face of the world!

Oh? This little guy looks pretty good, come plant a fruit tree for me then! How about also set a kiddy engagement?

With the roll of his eyes, the small child, who was currently being ens*aved to plant trees gave her a cool turn of his back.

One separation, several years later, seeing this tall, rich, and handsome emotionless prince tell her with an ice cold face that she and him were already engaged, and moreover have long sealed the deal with a kiss, letting her take responsibility. He really was that little handsome boy from before?!

Du Xiao Li speechlessly look to the sky: I don’t want to be a princess consort! Can I get a refund?!!

The cold face prince, with a face full of grievance: You said before that once sold, can’t be returned. A few years ago, I’ve already obediently gave myself to you. In these years I’ve always carefully obeyed your teachings, keeping myself pure for you. How can you heartlessly abandon me now?

Du Xiao Li’s jaw was about to drop to the ground: Alright then, seeing that you’re this obedient, you can come home with me!

A certain young master charmingly smiled: This husband shall comply! <<less

Shen Liang was beautiful and cold like jade, he was extremely cruel to his enemy. Pei Yuanxun who killed his whole family in his childhood... more>> was handsome and unruly, but he hold thousands Iron Guards in his hand. This was a story about two people, accidentally intertwined in their hunger for revenge. Shen Liang who was reborn again, he wouldn't held back, blood will be paid by blood. No one will have peaceful life until he drown all his enemy. <<less

He Yu is a ginseng spirit that has lived for hundreds of years. After transforming, she becomes a beautiful but naive and innocent girl.... more>>

One day, she accidentally travels back to the 1980s without having had the chance to learn from her elders or develop caution towards the world.

She is manipulated into marrying the idle second son of the Wen family, Wen Chen, and just a month after their wedding, Wen Chen is sent to the military by his family, only for news of his death to follow.

He Yu gives birth to a son, struggling to support herself, let alone raise a child.

But she works hard to earn money and provide the best for her little one.

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Wen Ze is reborn.

In his previous life, he was in a car accident and had only a breath left when his mother revealed her true form, forcibly breaking off the tip of the ginseng.

He then learns that his mother was a ginseng plant.

Because of this ginseng tip, he didn't die but spent decades lying in bed.

However, when his mother transformed unexpectedly, she was seen by the Wen family and taken away.

As the son of his mother, his blood was found to be miraculous. He was kept by the Wen family and became a blood-making machine.

Wen Ze swears to protect his mother as the only man in the family.

As days pass, his mother becomes more beautiful, and those who wronged them receive their retribution.

But who is this unfamiliar man outside the door?

He dares to impersonate his father, who lies buried ten meters under!

"You old man, get out! My mom isn't blind."

"Stay away from my mom and don't interfere with me finding a handsome and wealthy young dad."

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After going through hardships, Wen Chen returns, imagining he can sleep with his fragrant and soft wife at night.

But the next moment, he's rejected at the door, unable to even enter the house. He looks incredulous: "Darling, don't you love me anymore?"

He Yu frowns: "No, I don't. Leave me alone; I want to rest."

Wen Chen feels struck by lightning, pulling his shirt buttons like a peacock: "I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Darling, didn't you say you loved me the most?"

He Yu glances at him calmly: "That was before. Now, I've changed my preferences."

Wen Chen: "I don't believe it."

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Author's Note:
All the traditional Chinese medicine knowledge in the text comes from the internet.

A brief description: Raising a cub... do not cue.

Theme: Happiness is the family being together, eating and drinking. <<less

I reincarnated into a novel.... more>>

My role here has quite the extravagant modifiers.

Disgrace of the nine families. House Chantra’s sickly burden. Dreary poisonous witch. Completely hopeless degenerate…

“The family’s problem child? It’s really me?”

After realizing that I reincarnated, I was so confused because of the memory loss and sudden change in personality.

More than that, I’m also destined to die soon. See, this is a BL novel, and apparently I’m the fiancée of the main character.

And so began the attempt to beguile the world’s top predator who would save me, no questions asked.

“Oh my, are you alone now? My fiancé.”
“How greedy! Please, stop taking my heart with you—my heart!”

But what’s this. For some reason, the attempt at beguiling was working frighteningly well…?

“Just as you asked, I took care of everything. But why are you leaving. I did everything you told me to.”

What should I do?

I think I chose the wrong rope as a lifeline. <<less

Aoi Masamichi, who became a doctor in order to save Tachibana Mai, his childhood friend and lover who ended up suffering an intractable disease, gave it his everything to search for a cure. However, it went unfulfilled, and he ended up losing her.... more>>

Aoi, who fell into despair, ended his own life and followed Mai's footsteps. He intended to die, but when he woke up, it seemed he ended up reincarnating into an Otherworld. And with the memories of his previous life for some reason at that.

And then, it was an Otherworld that was like Japan but wasn't Japan. In that somewhat strange world, the newly-born Aoi was informed of a shocking truth by his grandfather.

It's difficult to have a child in that world, and amongst them, they only have a boy at a 1 to 5 ratio. And 'you were born as the heir to a family of Gods'.

Furthermore, he wants him to unravel the reason it's difficult to have a child in this world and lead the world to have plenty of boys. He ends up accepting it despite being perplexed at being given such a request.

Without knowing whether Mai has reincarnated into this world with himself, Aoi, who has lost his reason to live, sealed off that sadness and took on the challenge of not just the birth rate problem, but the unravelling of this world's mysteries as well. <<less

Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god.... more>>

Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turns out that the gentle and sentimental lord god has been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimpled lord god.

A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes.

The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? <<less