Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

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Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god.

Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turns out that the gentle and sentimental lord god has been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimpled lord god.

A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes.

The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be?

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论食用狗粮的正确姿势[快穿]
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27 Reviews


stilderis
New stilderis
Apr 04, 2024
Status: Completed
~during the reading process. C83
then, perhaps, i'll add more.
i really like the novel. And I need to highlight a few points that were written about in the reviews, but they are not entirely correct:
1. Ooc is possible if the original character has no connections with the people around him + the main character creates situations to change when required
2. Yes, the ending in the arches is such a pain. But the further you read, the better you understand why this happens. And it is no longer perceived as loud and painful
3. The main character loves his man very much, no matter what anyone says
4. The first chapters, where there is introductory information, can be annoying. But then the text picks up momentum and becomes interesting

upd. i finished reading.

i liked the novel, although there were some annoying moments, but the overall impression remained good and positive.
i will re-read it in the future.
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auroraRMC
auroraRMC
Jan 28, 2020
Status: c223
Surprised that I saw this being translated. This is a really long story, so props to the translator for taking this on.

Read this quite a while ago, but dropped at chapter 223/318. That's halfway through the 12th arc, out of 16 arcs and like 3 epilogue chapters/extras.

I'm pretty sure the Dog Food in the title is just referring to the fact that the task for the MC in each world is to increase the goodwill of the ML to max. Which basically means he needs to make the ML fall... more>> totally in love with the MC. The initial goodwill rating of the ML for the MC has huge ranges, plus he can't OOC in some cases, so the MC is pretty damn restricted sometimes. The ML seems to be the Lord God, iirc, but so far this hasn't played too much into the plot. Since this is a matchmaking system, there isn't as much action at all.

This embodies two of the annoyances I usually have with fast wear. 1. The MC has to leave at a certain time/right after he finishes the task. And 2. The system/plot has to deal with matchmaking/falling in love. It just seems a little contrived and sometimes I'm wondering if he really loves the ML. Sometimes I was wondering if he was being affectionate with the ML just for the soul "flavor", which I guess counts as the dog food. I was also pretty annoyed by the 11th arc, which I'm pretty sure is what caused me to get tired and drop this by the 12th arc. The MC was acting pretty obnoxiously and really stubbornly to the ML during that arc.

Literally my comment right after dropping the story was "not sure if this story should be dog food or dog blood" that's how much random drama is in most of the worlds. Sigh. Plus if this is supposed to be romance, at least give me some more smut. <<less
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1Sami
1Sami
Nov 29, 2020
Status: c41
This is really sweet. The MC thought he only liked the ML in the first arc because he tasted good but once he lost him and was feeling alone in the second arc he realized he loved him. The MLs are all one person and each one tastes different. So far I've seen the strawberry flavored one and the lemon flavored one. I wouldn't be surprised though if the fruit flavors suddenly disappeared and they were all vinegar flavored though. He gets jealous extremely easily.
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Miccie368
Miccie368
May 30, 2020
Status: c10
Man the system needs to shut up. There's just expositions after expositions. I know the author wants to go for "world building" but it just gets so annoying. There's more interactions and dialogues from the system than any character of substance in the story. The MC also isn't the kind that I like either. Just an overall meh. I really did want to like this cause I love the team translating this but just a drag so I'll just stop here.
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lizabernal96
lizabernal96
Feb 20, 2020
Status: v7
This is a good novel but the only fault is that each arc is kind of a bad end, although the MC complete the mission and the ML and MC end together in each arc they do not continue they live in each arc after the mission end the MC have to leave and the world of each arc is reset, which mean that the contra-attack that the MC did for the original host was meaningless. This novel is kind of a let down, even though the plot and the... more>> story is good. <<less
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Ellyon
Ellyon
Aug 09, 2021
Status: c62
Just finished the third arc and I love this novel so far 😍

I know people complain about the abrupt endings and the lack of follow-up about the side characters after the arc ends. If you don't like it it's fine but personally I don't mind it and if we got it I'd be annoyed. Why? Because we're reading from the MC's perspective.

What the MC see/hear/learn we do as well. This means that we don't learn things outside what the MC cares about and he seriously doesn't care about anything outside... more>> his spirit coins, food and the ML. As I see it, he's not interested in what happened to the world after he left and thats why we don't get to see what happened afterwards. So far at least. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Simple as that.

So why only 4 ⭐ and not 5? Firstly: The infodumps 😵 the first two were okay but the info in the third arc? Yikes, I have to admit I skimmed some of it if not most of it. Secondly: the slow updates. Sorry I know the translator probably has their plate full but I'm greedy and needy when I like a story and 3 chapters a month is torture 😭

Despite this I'll still look forward to the next chapter. Might try find the MTL ones if I can't wait and torture myself in another way 😂 <<less
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IndusEla
IndusEla
Feb 02, 2020
Status: --
Stars: 3.5

I'm on the fifth arc, banana flavoured boss gong (seems so wrong to type that lol). It seems to be a really long novel and frankly, I'm not interested enough to stick around.

The MC doesn't seem to be truly in love. The author has just made it seem like the MC is more interested in kissing, and hence tasting, the ML's flavour in each arc. But there are moments where his love peeks though, maybe added after a second thought by the author, I don't know. If romance is... more>> all you're looking for, you're in luck. In all of the arcs, it's the main focus. In each world, the MC works to increase his favorability rating, sometimes it's -100 and sometimes it's 80. It's not a boring read but since the main focus is only romance, I'm kinda not into it as much.

The arcs are interesting enough, not great but not bad either. They're without original story lines (at least the first 5 arcs). The only arc I loved was the first one, the s*xual mention, development, and the side characters were really well developed which breathed life into the story but as you go further, it all falls short. The romance between the main characters becomes the main focus and there isn't any world building or focus on side characters. The first arc shot my expectations of this novel through the roof but because of this, I'm left disappointed. Most of the arcs don't even reach a satisfactory conclusion because the MC leaves the world as soon as his favorability reaches 100.

I might come back to this novel in the future or maybe not. This isn't bad but not really my cup of tea. <<less
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Pavetta
Pavetta
Jan 11, 2020
Status: c1
The first chapter has the MC arriving in the new world, and then there's a huge info-dump explaining how and why he became a transmigrator. I just skipped a lot of it because it was boring, and I find it a bit of a shame that the first chapter doesn't have a better hook.

This is the author's fault. The translator her/himself did a marvellous job.

I'm looking forward to the next chapter.
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kayda chan
kayda chan
Dec 19, 2020
Status: c254
I am in the fourteenth arc (Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong) It is really worth reading.

At first I saw it and turned away from it, but because I couldn't find anything to read, I decided to read it. But it really shocked me even though it's not as fun like quickly wear the face of the devil or Who Touched My Tail but I like it.

i created an account specially for post a review. :)
sorry my english so bad
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everydaydanmei
everydaydanm
Feb 21, 2023
Status: c82
I just read up to 4th arc. Words to describe this novel: FOOD and DOG FOOD. That's it.

I've read so many QT novels already but IDK why it took me this long to read this one even tho I've seen it a lot in recommendations. I gotta say this one is not the best but it's pretty good!

I absolutely love the first arc. The plot was simple, author focused more on the characters, interactions, and dynamics. But I loved the simplicity. The 2nd arc was lackluster. But when I thought... more>> it was going to go downhill from there, the 3rd and 4th arc were actually good again. Some people may want to stop reading at 2nd arc because it was so messy but believe me, it gets better.

MC and ML are super sweet, I really love their interactions. Even the side characters were given some care from the author, they're not brainless and useless. I feel like all the arcs (except the 2nd) could be their own novels, and never knew I would say this but, I wish it was longer. Usually I never liked wuxia arc in a QT novel but I liked the wuxia one in this.

The title is true, this novel is full of dog food. There are enough faceslapping and they're quite enjoyable. <<less
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Fisukisuki
Fisukisuki
Jan 05, 2022
Status: c62
Absolutely not like what I expected, but I Love it anyway. Better than I expected, really! And keep punch my heart....

I had read 3 arcs so far and man, the 1st and 3rd arc has Big Portion of Faceslapping, though it was mostly Revenge. But the Dog Food does not lie! This Novel really has Very Tasty Delicious Yummy Enjoyable Lovable Dog Food!!!

MC is Shameless, but ML is his First Love, First Kiss, First everything, and so far he would do anything to say longer with ML since the 1st... more>> arc.
Spoiler

aka Fasting/Abstain from Kissing and s*x because he doesn't want to complete the progress bar. Completed Mission mean Out of the World Mission after all.

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ML is Absolutely the Cutest Gong ML I have ever know so far, I think. When he goes Ba-dump Ba-dump aka fall for MC, he's Precious!!! And of course he's also a Loving, Doting, Devoted Lover.

Both MC and ML is Mutually Devoted toward each other. The Story is Great. But... always prepare your heart in the end of every arc....

Waiting for Update ~ <<less
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Melange
Melange
Dec 21, 2021
Status: Completed
This is a really long QT novel, so long that my brain died around the durian arc or thereabouts.

Prior to that, the plot was passable but over time MC's character becomes more and more confusing while his goal remains unclear. It seemed like the author almost gave up trying to develop the later worlds and just threw MC and ML together to mess around in different settings.

... more>>
Spoiler

MC was initially supposed to woo ML while trying not to become OOC but as ML's soul awakens MC just starts to do whatever the f*ck and then magic happens, they bang a bunch, and they move on to the next world...

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There is a good amount of smut to be found in this novel, so I guess that's a plus. But if you're looking for anything resembling closure, look elsewhere because even the ending is open ended. <<less
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plainbreadstick
plainbreadst
Jul 13, 2021
Status: c21
The endings are a disappoint but the story itself is okay.

I read the entire first arc and skipped to the ending of the second, this was a complete let down. All the endings end abruptly.
Spoiler

The first arc the ML gets stabbed and the MC fades away after completing the mission so we don't get to see whether he dies or what happens after. The second arc the MC just fades away again and the ML says some ominous bs like, "don't forget me". Both ending abruptly and unsatisfactory. It's also mentioned that two of the ways that you can leave the world is either, 1) living till the end of the host's life span 2) forcing yourself out (which costs spirit coins) so we can infer that the ML is probably forcing him out. Cool, logically it works but as a novel which is suppose to be entertaining, this is the shittest ending you can give.

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The story is great, I found it enjoyable but what's the point of it when the conclusion is so shit. It kills the entire mood and reading this novel feels like seeing the end of a bright hallway only to find it be made out of glowing concrete and that there was no ending to the hallway. Basically, a let down.

The MC is cool though, he's a foodie, smart, cute. I like him and there's not much to dislike about him. So goes with the ML, so the characters are good ig.

3/5. I know that means like a 50% but that's more for the story as a whole. It's not bad at all, it's just the endings are awful and personally, endings are a major deal on whether a story is good. What's the point in reading it if the ending is unsatisfactory imo. I don't recommend this story at all to anyone tbh. Kills my reader soul in all honesty. You can read it if you want to but you have to be a masochist of some sort to be able to deal with the sh*t endings. Good on you though if you can.
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rhea4765
rhea4765
Feb 15, 2021
Status: c42
Someone said this story feels like a let-down and they are right. It's mainly because of all the abrupt ending of arcs And the world reset after the task is done so there aren't any aftermath scenes either. It's a unique approach that I don't appreciate tho. It left a frustrating taste tbh, I don't mind the abruptness if it has the epilogue since it'd provide some sort of conclusion, but no. Or the tone of the story could be very fulfilling with the usual 'happily ever after till death... more>> do them apart' because it has lots of fluff but alas it fell flat.

The start of the story is pretty jam-packed with info (that I didn't really care nor bothered to understand) regarding the system/world building with setting out regulations for the missions. By arc 2, the system become more of a passerby and appeared only sometimes and not as prominent as in arc 1. As for arc 3 and the rest, I haven't read any so judge it yourself I guess. <<less
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zenivamp
zenivamp
Oct 14, 2023
Status: Completed
At first I absolutely loved this author's genius but after a while the chapters started dragging on a little too much. I would recommend to read this when you are going to be in a good mood for a few days, otherwise you might drop it.

I think what made the later chapters so hard to read was that the behind the scenes story keeps being brought up and is being figured out by the MC. And then it takes the thrill out of the ML having no memory (because he... more>> starts regaining it in the middle or later or even near the start of he arc).

16 arcs

School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong (gong dies early) new student gong? And almost Yankee type MC. Both are really smart❤️ face slap that brother MC!

Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong

Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong

WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong (pretty good our MC is a demonic cultivator)

Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong (FAVORITE! OmO! Give me more damn this was genius!)

Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong (I actually quite liked this one it was a little creepy ghost marriage type that we love🖤 plus this is the first time I've read a quick transmigration with this kind of theme for an arc)

Ancient Time: Gr*pe Flavored Regent Gong (ohh his one was good! The MC hides that he's a hidden pair? I think it was this one 🤔 he's a ger basically. But no they don't have babies in any of the arcs sadly🥲).

Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong (the behind the scenes story starts coming to light here) this one was a bit funny at the start🤣 the gong remembers to hate fatty tong from the previous life. But instead or MC becomes a fatty with the name tong. Our MC tricking the ML with his 'skin hunger'🤣🖤 scheming! I like it!

Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong (I absolutely loved this one and the little animals that their spirit energy are)

Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong

Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong

Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong

Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong

Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong

Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong

Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong

One of the arcs the gong is in a wheelchair ❤️ I love a good MC heals ML storyline

There's also one arc with a similar theme to a light god dark god situation🖤

There's also an arc where the ML is like a vampire but they call them fey.

Overall the author is still a genius but there was way too much detail with the background story coming into the arcs and taking over.🤔 I still like and recommend it!❤️❤️❤️❤️

315 chapters for the main story

The 3 extras is from a side couple in the last arc, I really liked them because the one is a turtle and th either a dragon. I think it's so cute how they were together since being eggs. And how the turtle carries the dragon on his shell. There's a tragic part in-between but in the end they still get their happy ending! <<less
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Winterrz
Winterrz
Jan 11, 2022
Status: v1
I don't like it. It's ok to not be overpowered by the system, but come-on; use your IQ atleast to deal with the bad guys🙄

I'm so sick of bl QT novels with systems all up in your face with unending rules and commands. I'm here for a good read, not some guy who has to face some dog blood drama just because a "system" won't allow them to fight back in the name of OOC'ing. I mean come-on, I could just go watch some Korean drama if that's what I... more>> wanted <<less
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Lucy666
Lucy666
Nov 27, 2021
Status: --
I wish people would stop assuming things after reading one or two chapters. This story isn't completely episodic and is told from the MC's point of view, so it makes sense that the arc would end the moment MC leaves the world. What happened in the aftermath, what the side characters thought, none of that matters to the MC. Including their views in the extras would make some sense, but expecting a change in the point of view just because people want to know what happened next? That would severely... more>> ruin the flow of the story.

This doesn't count as a spoiler, since it's been included in the summary itself, but all the gongs are a part of the Lord God's consciousness. The mission is to get the shards of the lord god's shattered consciousness (which, I believe, has something to do with falling in love). Once the ML falls completely in love with the MC, the mission is completed and the lord god awakens in that world.

Spoiler

From what I have read so far, the lord god is the boss (?) Of the space time bureau and used to have a complete grasp over all the worlds until his consciousness shattered and the shards fell into numerous worlds. These shards then took the form of the MLs. A last part of the reason why nobody other than the MC has been able to capture him might have something to do with their past. Once the MC completes his mission, he will be sent out of the world (because he hadn't been a part of the world in the first place, he was just taking the place of his host who was supposed to die an unnatural death).

Once the mission is completed, lord god's consciousness will awaken in that world (that is, he will regain control of that world) and it will revert to how it should've originally functioned. This also means that we won't get the happy ending we all wanted.

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For people who claim that MC wasn't in love with the ML,

Spoiler

If he had only liked the taste of the soul force of the ML, he wouldn't have kissed him while he was feeling negative emotions, when it's obvious that it would be bitter. MC is somebody who had survived a destroyed world. He was the sole survivor with nothing execpt food and two pets in his life. He wasn't ready to fall in love, in fact, he didn't even know what love was.

Let alone romantic love, he hadn't even properly experienced platonic love from family and friends. In short, he's just as inexperienced as ML. He's greedy and manipulative, but most importantly, he doesn't understand his own emotions.

From the first arc, it's clear that he feels sympathy for the original host, but he hides it beneath his love for money. We can see him falling in love, little by little, and his depression and shock at the ML's death and his own abrupt departure from the world is so easy to see. While he keeps his lazy and easy going facade, he is also somebody who feels heartbreak and cries without knowing the reason of his tears.

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If I had wanted MC and ML to fall completely in love in a single arc and then breeze through the worlds, I would've just gone ahead and read the countless other QTs which have almost nothing in them that's different from others. I came here to read sweetness and the delicious character development, and I can't say I am disappointed.

I do agree with the reviews that say that the info dump can be a bit too much. The first few chapters in each arc are a bit painful to read, especially when we are already reeling from the loss brought about due to the abrupt end of the previous arc.

The translation is beautiful, though I wish the updates would be faster.

It's not a perfect story, but I hadn't expected perfection in the first place, but this is one of the better QTs I've read so far, even tho some of the plot is pretty brainless.

Might update this review once the story is completely translated. <<less
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CoffeeandManga4ever
CoffeeandMan
Oct 02, 2021
Status: c62
It's really good! And the translations are nice. The little bits of smut are pretty good. Feel bad for the ML though...

I really hope they start translating again because I can't wait!
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WhyneeRi
WhyneeRi
Jul 30, 2020
Status: v1c21
Well I will read it after one arc has been translated, , , I really thank the translator who worked so hard. Really Thank you so much ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

For now just finished the first arc, so cannot give any review, just can give first impression review! Next I'll update it, if I remember.

I like this story, it's really good and fresh, Although at first there were things I was really confuse, either because English was not my native language so it was quite difficult for me to understand... more>> or because anything. But really, I like this first arc!

I like the MC and the ML, well, it's typically MC and ML in every QT stories I've read, but I like it very much!

For the story, yes I like it so much, it's cute and fluffy, and funny sometimes but it can touch my heart also. For now, it's just typically slapping-face-counterattack story that I like so much! Plus I like the ending of this first arc, Although it's a little forced and cliché, but somehow I quite like ending like that, maybe because In QT stories I've read, with the promise they will always meet, and others, , it's really nice but somehow it's too very happy to the point that I'm bored with that... Okay, I guess I'm in a mood to read something that is a little tormenting, so I'm very excited to read this... I think I will regret it later, lol

But really it's nice story! So read just read it!.

(ノ◕ヮ◕) ノ*

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Hweianime
Hweianime
Jun 25, 2020
Status: arc1
I’ve finished the first arc and I think it’s pretty great! They kinda put a lot of exposition in the beginning about things which felt draggy but the premise and world building ideas introduced was interesting enough to forgive it lol. I think the first arc was very sweet and humorous, I like the relationship between MC and ML wasn’t ML instantly attracted to his face but it was really a decent build up of feeling. MC is a bit of a flirty glutton, I’ve only read to the first... more>> arc so I’m not up to where the other reviewers are saying he becomes more callous but right now I quite like him?
the ending was bullsh*t tho, I don’t like that he’s got such a time limit like that but I suppose given the premise is he’s on an important job it makes sense that he can’t live a lifetime with ML? Still sucks <<less
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fizakhan
fizakhan
Jan 20, 2020
Status: --C233
It is very interesting novel which is a little different from usual fast wear transmigration novels due to different soul flavours of Gong and the love of MC for food. This novel is alot intense, it also explicitly explains their interc**rse. If someone cant wait for translation, It's easy to mtl with 85% understanding. The love between MC and ML is sweet. Overall it is very good novel. I gave it a 4/5 rating.... more>>
Spoiler

The ML is lord god ruling over three thousands worlds. MC was his pet in a wolf shape. For the purpose of saving him ML sealed his memories and send him in different worlds for doing missions.

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