Question: How can one become a “bloody eunuch” that infatuates the Emperor?... more>>

Answer: Thanks for inviting me to speak. My name is Liu Xiaoyu, I’m a little court eunuch. I’m 18 years old this year and I am the Emperor’s most beloved court eunuch.

For the specifics, I must start from eight years ago. At the time, because my family was poor, my father and mother sent me to the palace. Afterward, I worked in the laundry department for eight years. My mentor, Ma-gonggong told me before he died that if I wanted to survive in the depths of the palace, I needed to keep my head down.

I kept these words close at heart, but what was even more unexpected was one day, I went to Yangxin Palace to get the Emperor’s laundry and witnessed an assassination!

Yu-gonggong of the Eastern Depot actually wanted to assassinate the emperor. In the chaos, I don’t know who pushed me, but the bucket full of laundry that I was carrying went flying and fell right on Yu-gonggong’s head.

Yu-gonggong probably never would have expected that someone would use laundry and a bucket as a hidden weapon.

I also don’t know who was boasting that I had amazing martial arts skills, but this pleased the Emperor, and he said that I had gained great merit for saving him and insisted that I be promoted to Managing Court Eunuch.

From then on, during the day I was in charge of all the eunuchs and palace maids, and at night, I had to stay in the emperor’s chambers to serve closely upon him.

The Emperor embraced me and said, “Liu Xiaoyu, aren’t you an expert in martial arts? Why are you so bad at enduring being tossed around?”

“Wuwuwu, Emperor, this servant works day and night, I’m very tired…..” <<less

Amongst creatures in the Three Realms, I am the Asura. Fighting against the Heaven and the Earth, I am an Immortal! A loser, instructed by... more>> Asura Technique accidentally, has embarked on a road of shaking the universe. <<less

“What? As the first mission, I have to confess to my master who is known as the ‘heartless fairy’? And if I fail, I’ll be a dog for life? And I have to do it within twelve hours?”... more>>

Zhang Yi’s heart trembled, but he braced himself “Master…”

“Hmm?”

“I…I like you!”

“Get out!”

“…………”

….

“What? Do I have to go and snatch something from the Witch Qinglian?”

[Reward: Dao fruit; Punishment: Misfortune for life; Deadline: Three days.]

“Heavenly Fate Map! You are so ruthless!”

Zhang Yi cursed loudly and approached the Witch Qinglian honestly, striking when the time was right.

“Zhang Yi, say if you want it, why do you have to do this?”

Witch Qinglian threw a flirtatious look, grabbing Zhang Yi’s hand with a seductive air.

“It’s a misunderstanding!”

Zhang Yi couldn’t explain, and he heard the voice of the beautiful master behind him, sounding gloomy:

“Zhang Yi!!!”

“Master…listen to my explanation…” <<less

One day, Katrea, the youngest and only daughter of a countryside noble received a suspicious marriage offer from one of the most prestigious aristocratic family in the country, the Vrag family. ... more>>

Blinded by his good looks, wealth and closeness in age, all these great conditions, Katrea agreed without a second thought. However, the Duke appeared particularly cold towards her on their first meeting, like he was completely uninterested in his bride. And on the day of their wedding, she overheard the Duke mocking her family with his friends.

Enrage by that, Katrea exploded and refused to engage in the various activities of a wedding night. But she was eventually forced into his bedroom and died before she could process what had happened.

「Eh? I came back to life?」

She should be dead, but when she opened her eyes, she had somehow gone back in time, right before she left for the Duke’s bedroom. Katrea actually looped back on the worst wedding night ever!

Every time she died, she would loop back to the start of this terrible night.

Can this simple-minded Ojou-sama overcome the deathloop? <<less

The term “unrequited love” refers to a very fragile situation in which both parties are unaware of each other’s feelings, causing all sorts of misunderstandings.... more>>

Kuzuhara Kuzuo is a second-year high schooler. A genius born into an extremely poor family. He plays the role of an unintelligent student because “A knife that is too sharp can unintentionally hurt those around it.”

Shirayuki Tohka is also a second-year high schooler. She’s a mediocre student born into one of the most influential families in Japan. If she didn’t live up to the high expectations of the people around her, she wouldn’t be recognized by her family, so she played the role of a genius.

The two childhood friends, opposites in nature, were separated when they graduated elementary school, eventually reuniting in high school.

At first, it was awkward, but… Studying together in the student council room, going out on holidays, catching a cold and caring for one another—they get drawn to each other by the parts they lack, and their feelings slowly develop.

This is a “coming-of-age romcom” about two people who pretend to be something they’re not, but gradually take off their masks and start to develop feelings for each other. <<less

The first time An Nuo saw Chen Baifan, he was standing under bright lighting wearing a light blue medical mask. His slender eyes were revealed, sparkling and gentle. The white coat he wore swayed slightly as he bent over. Then, he inserted an instrument into the patient’s mouth, lowered his head, and examined carefully. In the next moment, he spoke.... more>>

His voice was somewhat lazy but carried a soothing tone. “There’s no need to be afraid.”

An Nuo instantly fell in love with Chen Baifan as she saw him in that moment. However, she didn’t anticipate that the Chen Baifan in his usual state was completely different from the one in a white coat.

“Why didn’t you come to see me today?”

“I had lunch alone.”

“Why didn’t you come to see me?”

“Do you not love me anymore?”

An Nuo: “…”*Aloof and willful illustrator x Stubborn dentist <<less

All the Heroes are my disciples.

The main character was a producer of an idol survival audition program in her past life.... more>>

She died while doing the evil editing and was reincarnated as the daughter of Count ‘Prodia Ducer’ in another world.

She has to nurture contestants in the Empire Sire selection competition in order to wash away past karma to avoid going to hell.

The Grand Wizard of the Magic Tower.

A high-ranking priest of the Temple.

Heir to the upper echelon.

A promising General in the South.

Even the Grand Duke of the North.

However, the competition for choosing the princess’s husband seems to have some strange evaluation criteria…?

[The special performance of the Empire Sire selection competition participants will be revealed in 60 seconds.]
“Among us, the princess must have at least one to her taste!”

… Singing along to a tune with a strange repeating chorus.

And on top of that, all participants must perform a dance?

Hey, isn’t there something suspicious about this competition? <<less

One day, when Kaede Sakuragi, a famous b*tch, was about to be taken away by a tough-looking Yankee man, I rescued her.... more>>

After that, as I get to know her better, I realized that she is actually rather naive and gullible. But it was still not known to me that she has an extremely ridiculous yandere side to her… <<less

What can a machinery maintenance soldier do? Research, modifications, creative thinking? What can a mecha warrior do? Fighting, sensitive operations, peculiar moves? What can an elite scout do? After sneaking behind enemy lines, bare-hand techniques, immediate suppression, camouflage, stealthing, sniping? What can a military officer do? War simulation, planning, reign victorious by outsmarting?... more>>

The genius who combined three professions into one, and is even skillful in psychological science, deceit, assassin disguises, is a spineless, disgusting, despicable fatty.

When such a queer person is dragged into a war, what will he do? Will he become a hero, or a coward? <<less

Synopsis: Coming from the Blue Star, Wang Luan, who had been a woman for over twenty years, transmigrated into an ABO world where humans have six genders. She becomes a female Alpha capable of getting pregnant, and the troubled expression on Wang Luan’s face reveals the pain of her new and different body.... more>>

Wang Luan: Help!

As a useless young lady from the noble Wang family, she is assigned a SSS-ranked male Omega as her partner. This hamdsome Omega, Yan Qiongyu, appears gentle and elegant on the surface, but has a hidden dual personality.

The original body’s emotionless father treats her as a tool and urges them to mark each other for procreation every day. <<less

In Tianlan Continent, there is a magic store called Origin Mall.... more>>

The Coke here can make people full of vitality in an instant; the spicy bars here can make people fight one another; the games here can make people improve their cultivation; the novels here can make people understand profound techniques.

Here there are infinite goods to choose from, including leisure, entertainment, dining, and training.

Oh, by the way, remember one thing. Don’t cause trouble in the store, because the owner is very strong. <<less

Yun Yang is the central figure of the Nine Supremes of Yutang, heroes of the world. When the Nine supremes were ambushed and killed at Tianxuan Cliff, Yun Yang was the only one to escape the massacre albeit with heavy internal injuries. Watch as he takes revenge for his brothers against all those involved.... more>>

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Heavenly order has flaws, humanly world has injustice

Cast aside romance, for evils prevail

Misery brings forth kindness, rage won’t lead to disputes

Beyond principles and rules, let me carry out the execution

Spread my might in the world, slaughter injustice of the world

Blade in hand, passion in heart;

Passing judgement for life or death, sentenced by heroes with the blade,

Staring at the world with cold eyes, I have no regrets in my life <<less

I got transmigrated into a book because I liked Rofan (Romance Fantasy).... more>>

"But which book did I transmigrate into?"

I think I've read about 20 books with brown haired and freckled maids,
I think I've read about 20 books of Lady of the South who marries the cold Duke of the North,
I think I've read even more books with black male leads and blonde female leads?

"Wait, did I transmigrate into the female protagonist?"

No, maybe I'm not in a Rofan to begin with?
Where am I, who am I?

***

What if you got transmigrated, but you can't remember which book you're in?
Life of a Rofan reader, wading through clichés!

*Beware of empathic figures* <<less

Li Changfeng, a talent of Yulong Empire in Ruize Land, loses all cultivation bases in a sacrifice ceremony for a holy beast – White Tiger,... more>> even his meridians fades away; then he becomes a cultivation idiot. A military commander from Huaxia country in Earth replaces original Li Changfeng by accident, and awakens the White Tiger that hides in his body. From then on, a formidable cultivation road for the strong is waiting for him. <<less

The cause of our seven year itch is due to my wife wanting to lose weight? This can’t happen!

(A humorous and cute passage)... more>>

Despite being a nobody dressed in second-hand clothes and often unlucky, Chu Yu had a powerful advantage that made her feel great.

The male protagonist in the original book, Long Aotian, was currently illiterate. By becoming his junior sister, Chu Yu could benefit from his luck and extend her lifespan.

Meanwhile, the villain in the original book, who would eventually become the Demon Emperor, was currently just a foolish youngster who wanted to cause chaos in the world of cultivation. By tricking him into becoming her senior brother, Chu Yu could also benefit from his connections in the demon realm.

However, due to some unexpected events, Chu Yu found herself bound to a blood oath with the tragic cannon fodder of the original story. There was a hint of ambiguity in their relationship. He is incredibly attractive and would often say things like “I guard my body like a piece of jade, pure and untainted.”

Chu Yu nodded in agreement and replied, “Yes, I will always remember my mission and never forget my original intention!”

She worked hard to persuade him to join her in making their sect stronger and more powerful.

*

Since he was born, Pei Xingzhi had been entrusted with great responsibilities by his family. At the age of three, he started practicing with a sword regardless of the harsh winter weather, and he became well-versed in various types of literature.

At the age of sixteen, Pei Xingzhi became the next head of the Pei family. He was as fierce as the morning sun, with a sturdy and upright posture. He could easily defeat many talented individuals and was about to become the next Holy Son of the Ye Continent.

But he never expected that everything was a lie. His background was fake, his education was fake, and he was only a tool to be used for gaining power and influence.

When he was close to death, Pei Xingzhi pulled on the black collar around his neck, which he had worn since he was a child. He realized that it was not a protective talisman but a soul-breaking curse. Once he removed it, his soul would disappear.

He looked down in shame and muttered, “So they raised me like a dog, a dog that would bite people.”

A warm hand touched his collar, and a young girl said, “Brother, your collar is quite stylish! It’s really popular now!”

“Brother, I made ten thousand of these collars overnight and sold them at the Daoist s*x shop for one thousand spirit stones each! Everyone wants one!”

“Oh, and one more thing, Brother. I really like this collar. It’s forbidden and exciting, and it matches your fair skin perfectly. You look so handsome with it on!”

Pei Xingzhi remained silent.

(This is a passage about the journey of four silly friends who have been inseparable since they met. It features a lively and clever girl from a parallel world and a cold and melancholic male protagonist known as the “bitter melon spirit.”)

(The synopsis has been significantly modified, and if you don’t like it, you can put it away!) <<less

An ultimate warrior, the one and only Alchemy Emperor, Ling Han, died in his quest to achieve godhood. Ten thousands years later, he, with the... more>> 'Invincible Heaven Scroll', was reborn in the body of a young man with the same name. From then on, winds and clouds moved as he set himself against the uncountable geniuses of this new era. His path of becoming a legend has begun once more. Of all eras underneath the heavens, I am the strongest! <<less

Axel Granz, the strongest dragon knight of them all has switched his job to become a beginner carrier. Relieved that he can finally take off... more>> his legendary dragon knight’s helmet and escape the responsibilities of an elite S-class worker, Axel eagerly starts his new, low-class job! <<less

Because of the fate of a cat, the impoverished writer and sh*t shoveling officer Yue Feng owed a large amount of human debt. The creditor was actually the first ADC in the universe and the legendary e-sports player Q-ONE. ... more>>

By accident, Yue Feng changed his career to become an e-sports reporter. He followed the talented e-sports teenagers 24 hours a day all around 360 degrees, without any blind spots, and accidentally became a loyal domestic dog.

Yue Feng: I’m really a cat guy! ! <<less

Following a divine mishap, pro-NEET Amano Suzune is blown to pieces and reincarnates in another world.... more>>

A guilt-ridden deity seeking to make amends inquires about his hobbies to offer a related gift in his new life.

"What are your hobbies?"

"Well, if I have to choose... it’s live commentary."

"Understood, I"ll handle it!"

Grateful to the deity, Suzune is elated to discover that he can still enjoy his beloved hobby, live commentary, in his afterlife.

But the reality is a twist of fate: the "live commentary" equipment bestowed upon him due to the deity’s misunderstanding is not what he anticipated... <<less

The little salted fish Jiang Youning transmigrated to ancient times and became the daughter of a wealthy businessman. She lived a life without worrying about food and clothing, and her fiancé was the prestigious General Xie, which made people envious.... more>>

In the end, when the real daughter came back, she became a fake daughter and was in danger of being divorced.

When Xie Jing came to the door, he suddenly heard a voice [If you look at each other with Xie Jing, your mind will be read, but if you don’t, he can’t read your mind. I’m the only one who knows this secret. When the time to break off the engagement came, be steady and don’t panic!]

Xie Jing: …How did she know I was going to break off the engagement?

The other party proposed to break off the engagement, so Jiang Youning stared at him reluctantly [Did the general have no affection for me these days? I still want to be the general’s wife!]

When she lowered her eyes, she shouted in excitement [Master General, you are so wise and mighty. It’s the wisest decision to break off the engagement now. With the silver house, what more do you need a man for?]

General Xie: …

He discovered that he could read minds without looking at each other, a secret Jiang Youning didn’t know.

Jiang Youning waited and waited some more. But instead of breaking off the engagement, she found herself sitting in the big crimson sedan chair, with no choice but to marry into the general’s mansion.

Jiang Youning looked at him tremblingly, [General, I’m still young…]

When she lowered her eyes, [Though I have a billion craving points for his body, he was injured, resulting in disability. I’ll just pretend I don’t know, so I won’t hurt the gold master’s self-esteem.]

Xie Jing: …

Until one day, Jiang Youning held her waist and came out: “Damn it, the rumors are all lies!”

Before he met Jiang Youning, Xie Jing didn’t like women who were weak and always cried, but after he met her, he held the soft Jiang Youning in his hands for fear of dropping her, and when she cried, he panicked. <<less

When Li Xianyu was 20 years old, he received his father's inheritance, an 18-year-old great-grandmother who was incredibly beautiful.... more>>

Li Xianyu: "Great-Grandma, why are you so young?"

Great-Grandma: "That's because I died when I was 18 years old." <<less

After inheriting the Xuandu Temple, Chu Yue descended from the mountain to look for the sect’s disciples. An upper class couple suddenly came up to her, claiming that she was their long-lost daughter, and that she had a childhood engagement. ... more>>

However, her brand new fiancé despised her, “You’re not even worthy of being compared to Tongtong!”

Chu Tong acted pitiful: “Little sister, it’s all my fault…”

Her parents and the rest of the world: “Tongtong is also a victim, be more forgiving.”

Disciple 1, the handsome billionaire Ning Ke: “What made you think you’re a match for our Sect Master?”

Disciple 2, the famous actress, who happens to be a seductive fox demon, Jiu Zhao: “You’re just a cuckoo pretending to be a phoenix.”

Disciple 3, the cold and merciless leader of the Supernatural Affairs Office, Xue Dongyang: “Disrespecting our Sect Master? Take them down.”

Oh, so that’s where all the disciples were.

—

In the day, Chu Yue tells fortunes, fixes feng shui and exorcises malicious spirits. At night, she helps ghosts come to terms with their ghastly fates. Her life since leaving the mountain is so fulfilling that she has already forgotten about her ‘real’ family. By the time she remembered to check on them, the Chu family had already fallen.

Chu Yue’s fans: “Sect Master, you don’t have to bother with low-lifes like them, just focus on your career! We’ll handle the rest!”

The downfall of the world, a black-haired demon god clad in red, holds Chu Yue’s hand bashfully, “Please take it easy on me, Sect Master.”

Chu Yue: “…no thank you, is it too late to return to the mountain?”

Strong angelic-looking Sect Master with a black yet soft heart X Demonic-looking but innocent and shy Demon God <<less

It was rumored that a woman beat her weak, poor, helpless husband in the middle of the night.... more>>

It was rumored that a woman gave up working hard to go to school with her bamboo stick.

It was rumored that a woman …… was simply not human!

Meng Changjin pressed her throbbing temples: “And it is rumored that today’s dinner would be simmer-fried carp!”

Fish System: Hey, hey, the host is not behaving again ~ <<less