In the second year of our parents’ divorce, I ran away with my Ge.... more>>

Originally, Mum took Ge with her and threw me to Dad.

Now, my household registration record only has two pages. The head of the household is my Ge, and the other page is mine. <<less

Distance is a social platform that (just like other social platforms) can display the distance between parties. Ting Shuang had chosen someone that was 287 kilometres away from him, thinking that it was very safe. After all, when there’s more than two hundred kilometres between them, they wouldn’t awkwardly chance upon each other in real life, right!... more>>

Unexpectedly… The next night, 287 kilometres suddenly became 4.8 kilometres???

And even more unexpectedly… In the afternoon of the third day, 4.8 kilometres suddenly became 3 metres???

3 metres?????

Metres?????

I’m having a lesson right now, doesn’t 3 meters mean that the person I was flirting with is in the classroom right now? <<less

Ke Lin, who never knew that his body was unusual, became extremely puzzled by his body after taking biology class.... more>>

Why do I have a woman’s s*x organs?

Why is my chest as big as a woman’s?

The biology teacher personally explained and demonstrated the difference between men and women to him.

He said, “You are normal.”

He said, “Although you are a man, you are born to be f*cked by a man.”

He said, “You are an inters*x person, so you are lascivious by nature.”

Ke Lin believed him and from then on, embarked on a path of no return – teachers, classmates, stepfather, tutor, doctor,... <<less

If life could start over, she would never do such a s*upid thing as “justify bravely” again.... more>>

Since saving this dead little demon on the road at the age of seven, her life has fallen into a miserable situation.

From her mother, down to the soft-footed junior brothers in the martial arts hall, are all coaxed to be submissive by this dead little demon who looks like a beautiful flower boy.

As everyone knows, he’s just using his appearance to win love and sympathy. In fact, he is an ungrateful highest-ranking bastard who will frame her!

Since she was a child, she didn’t know how many suffocating losses she had suffered from him.

Since she can’t afford to provoke him then she can always avoid him, right?

However, he just won’t go away, wandering around her with his old love and still wickedly ruined her love affair repeatedly!

This bastard! She hates him the most! He can just go to hell──

Horses! Why did he become a victim of a car explosion?

Although she told him to go to hell before, if he really dares to die, she… she will definitely… definitely break down… <<less

Regarding Bai Taotao in Ruyi Village, everyone has nothing to say except for envy, jealousy and hatred:... more>>

——She is obviously a fool, but looks like a fairy!

——The younger generations in the village love her.

——She was so spoiled by the whole family that she can barely walk.

——The returnee [1] gao fushuai [2] just likes her, but she does not want to marry!

Bai Taotao, the person in question, was irritated because she had unexpectedly failed to overcome the catastrophe, was struck by lightning, and her soul was pierced into a fool's body.

This dreadful place is so desolate and impoverished that she can't even eat a full meal. Fortunately, the family took pity on this little fool who knew nothing about hunger and couldn't even speak clearly. They worked together to make her white and tender, even though they didn't want to attract countless covetous eyes.

At that time, a young, educated youth in a white shirt carrying a heavy iron plow walked past her.

Bai Taotao's watery apricot eyes widened. This man is brimming with spiritual energy and has the ability to cure her s*upidity!

She chased after the male youth, tugging at the corner of the youth's clothes, taking a deep breath of the wonderfully fragrant and rich aura, and prettily [3] said: “Brother Blacksmith… good, delicious!

Educated youth Song Zhi: ? ? ?

It’s obvious that the white, tender, and watery little beauty in front of him looks more delicious, right?

Later, people in the village became more jealous of Bai Taotao. She became smarter and more beautiful.

The people who wanted to harm her and those who had harmed her were all miserable. Bai Taotao and her entire family prospered.

Twenty years later, Song Zhi became a well-known scientist, was even recorded in textbooks, and praised as an outstanding figure.

Forty years later, Song Zhi said on a TV program: “Thanks to my wife, otherwise I wouldn’t be what I am today, and all my honors today belong to her.”

Later, according to the villagers who came back from visiting relatives, Song Zhi would boil water to soak Bai Taotao’s feet every night. Not only did he really rub her feet seriously and dry them carefully with a towel, but he also personally applied a fragrant moisturizer to her. Finally, he would pick up a bottle of bright and beautiful nail polish and patiently paint her toenails. <<less

Little Hamster, “Daddy daddy, I have food! All of it is yours! Even me!!!”... more>>

WuYi (May 1) is a little hamster nicknamed ChòuChòu (Stinky). He has a very handsome and charismatic daddy owner and he lived every day happily without worries.

But then suddenly, one day a zombie crisis emerged on earth and the world descended into the dangerous apocalyptic era. However, along with the appearance of zombies, humans, animals, and plants alike also awakened abilities for the first time.

The little hamster fell asleep and woke up to find that he had become the same type of two-legged creature like his daddy and his original small two cheeks for food storage had become extremely huge!

The little hamster rolled about with joy. The first thing he wanted to do was tell his daddy.

After braving endless trials, climbing mountains and conquering seas, the little hamster finally found his daddy under mortal danger. Nie Xiao was then saved from the jaws of a third-grade zombie.

“Daddy, baby found you at last!”

Nie Xiao was completely flabbergasted; “…” What’s going on, xidangpa??? (xidangpa:happy to be a father = mainly used to ridicule the situation in which a man finally catches up with the goddess, but the goddess is pregnant with someone else’s child. In desperation, the man has to take over.)

Everyone from the base started to calculate with their fingers: Holy shit! Sure enough, our Boss’ talent was already abnormal from when he was seven, he already has a child this big! <<less

As the original heroine in the novel, Lin Yueqi’s life was made a complete mess by the traitorous female side leads: her top millionaire husband wanted to divorce her, her daughter became a villain, and the internet users wanted her to leave the entertainment industry. ... more>>

Female side lead #1 brought her own magnificent and beautiful traitorous persona. Female side lead #2 transmigrated over and became the villain’s mother.

Female side lead #3 was even more extreme… In the end, her career and family were ruined and she died from excess of anger.

Lin Yueqi transmigrated to before the nightmares began, but she only had her memory up to when she was 17! She was dumbstruck. As an unfavorable heroine, Lin Yueqi found it more important to survive. She decided to give up her daughter and her top millionaire husband and retreat to being a stranger, staying far away from the goldfinger female side leads!

She spread rumors of her loveless marriage with her husband and how she picked up a child in order to swindle herself into a marriage. She decided to squander her luck with strangers and believed that she could almost successfully retreat from the heroine position when the negative news about her on the internet were cleared!

Her husband, Lu Ting, came looking for her with their daughter, saying sternly, “Madame Lu, we have a loveless marriage? That’s not what you were saying when we were in bed.”

Her daughter pursed her lips and sobbed, patting her stomach with her chubby hands. “Mummy, you said that you picked me up! This bun’s heart is aching!”

Lu Yueqi glanced at the little girl who hugged her stomach while crying, causing her heart to ache as well.

Heh. How could she have given birth to such… a cunning little girl?! She must’ve picked her up! She refused to be the stepmother! <<less

The chairman of the Bai Group of ‘City A’ and his wife died in a plane crash, leaving their 3-year-old orphaned and with a large fortune. The relatives were trying their best to cheat the girl and enter the house to get ahold of it. But who knew that the ’10 billion-dollar doll’ would have chosen her father, or also known as the city’s most popular guy, on her own…... more>>

Luo Sheng: “f*ck, I’m not doing it!”

Yinyin: “Daddy, hug!”

Luo Sheng: “….”

A few days later —

“F*ck, who dares to bully my daughter? I won’t let him get away with this!” <<less

When she woke up, Su Ruan found that she had transmigrated into a novel. ... more>>

The male lead in it was a demon who liked to pretend to be a weak chicken. And she was the spicy chicken dodder flower character who abandoned the male lead in the midst of zombies…

According to the plot, her ending was terrible. She would be cut into pieces... <<less

After three years of marriage, Sheng Mingzhi and Lu Jiayan met only a handful of times.... more>>

One is a workaholic CEO who went overseas to explore markets, and the other is a star who is full of negative news and has little attention.

Their photos are all Photoshopped, and their marriage is only maintained by a sense of faith.

One day, the frenemy husbands had to fly back to Yunjing at the same time because Grandpa Lu was celebrating his birthday.

At the birthday party, Sheng Mingzhi leaned on Lu Jiayan's brother's shoulder fondly and said, "My husband, it's been a long time, I miss you. =3=”

While Lu Jiayan looked at Sheng Mingzhi's sister affectionately: It's been a long time, have you had plastic surgery?

The secretary embarrassedly reminded him: “President Lu, you have mistaken the person.”
The agent covered his face in despair: “Mingzhi, that's not your husband.”

It's fxxking embarrassing!
#I know your two are frenemy husbands, but I really don't know you are frenemy to this point.#
#It’s ridiculous that you can’t even distinguish the gender of your love!#

Lu Jiayan:"Isn't plastic surgery popular in your entertainment industry? Isn't it normal for me to mistook you for someone else?"

Sheng Mingzhi:“Thank you! If you pay a little attention, you know that transsexuality has never been popular in the entertainment industry : )”

Sheng Mingzhi, as the first eye candy in the entertainment industry, has no works for three years after his debut, and he is still not famous.

Mingzhi’s daily life is to show off his wealth on social platforms. His anti-fans comments are as follows:
“Now that the photos are taken, the borrowed Hermes shall be returned to it’s original owner.”
“It's not easy to gather so many fake luxuries in one go”
“Don't stand in front of someone's fancy cars to take pictures, it's embarrassing”

There's a top comment of the anti-fans.
Mingzhi stood in front of the $500 million yacht "Prince" with a bright smile.

“LOL! I can smell a poser from a mile away. No one really doesn't know ‘Prince’ is a wedding gift from Shengjia President Lu Jiayan to his wife?”
A few months later, the comment was forwarded by the official Weibo(a platform like Twitter) account of Shengjia Group.

“LOL! No one really doesn't know Mr. Sheng Mingzhi is the wife of the President?” <<less

Wildly popular young heartthrob Xiang Ke finally met his match after over twenty years.... more>>

Cheng Zhengyan was taller than him, a better actor than him, and even the actress that Xiang Ke liked had a crush on him.

The relationship between the two was so tense that their fans would immediately start fights upon seeing each other.

Then one day, Xiang Ke was cast in a literary film.

About a gay couple.

There were kissing scenes……there were bedroom scenes.

The other male lead……was Cheng Zhengyan.

******

Xiang Ke: My crush likes milk candy! I’ll buy it for her~

Xiang Ke: My crush likes suave and mature little wolfdogs? I’ll shave my legs and put on lotion to impress her!

Cheng Zhengyan [during a kissing scene]: Why do you taste like milk candy?

Cheng Zhengyan [during a ?? scene]: Did you shave all your leg hairs off……to seduce me?

Cheng Zhengyan [guessing]: Are you secretly in love with me?

Xiang Ke: *angry crying* <<less

“Is this really a f*cking cannon fodder counterattack system???” Zhou ZiRuo transmigrated into a game and became a shapeshifting, cannon fodder, baby fox demon.... more>>

As a new (male) fox demon, he thought his task was only to counterattack the gold-fingered, peerless, super explosively cool, iceberg protagonist.

But why did the iceberg protagonist seem like he was possessed by a death god, with NPCs dropping dead left and right everywhere he went?

Why must he help the protagonist investigate the incidents or else the counterattack percentage would fall through the floor, leading to his death?

As Zhou ZiRou wearily investigated the supernatural cases, at the same time, he walked down the grand path of counterattacking the protagonist and kicking him to the curb.

Yet no one knew that under the iceberg protagonist’s calm and proper exterior was a heart that was both kuudere and wicked.

System: Congratulations! The counterattack was successful!

Zhou ZiRou: You motherf*cker, you never said that I’d counterattack into the role of the female lead ahhh!!! <<less

Su Meng, the tough girl who could change the light bulb and carried the bucket of the water by herself, was reborn as a teenager and got a big golden finger. She wanted to reach the pinnacle of her life by relying on gold fingers, but there seemed to be something wrong?... more>>

After rebirth, the daily life of the people around her became like this:

Female Classmate A: Look at that Su Meng, she would cry when even touched. It is really crazy.

Female Classmate B: Su Meng always has a good smell on her body.

Neighbour C: Su Meng from the house next door looks really good, just like a porcelain doll which can easily break when touched.

Neighbour D: Su Meng is so spoiled, who raised her?

The big man raised his lips and smiled evilly, “Your father, I, did. What, do you have an opinion?” <<less

“Presenting your soul power, I fulfilled the wish in your heart!” Because of the instability of the soul, Bai Chen travels through the various small worlds with the systems, fulfilling one’s soul. It’s just that in every small world there is always a man who makes him fall in love at first sight.... more>>

Bai Chen: “Can you kiss and hug me?”

Man: “Baby, come here!” <<less

When I woke up, I became the Demon King!?... more>>

It’s my responsibility as the Demon King to increase the monster population, and the only way to do that is to mate with as many monsters as I can...

This is the beginning of my life as a monster-making Demon King. <<less

In the dog-blooded BL novel “Substitute”, the main character is so pitiful that he doesn’t realize until the last moment that he is just a tool used by his husband to protect the white moonlight in his heart.... more>>

In order to protect his beloved, the protagonist gong, who has made many enemies, chose a person to express his love and proposed to him.

In this book, the protagonist suffered a series of events such as a car accident, kidnapping, disfigurement, hospitalization and so on until he finally died at the hands of the White Lotus White Moonlight, and his fate can be described as very miserable.

What’s even more tragic is that Su Yuli transmigrated into the body of this bitter protagonist. And when he transmigrated in, he had already finished the wedding with the scum gong and the scum gong’s opponents already knew of his existence.

Su Yuli was very calm, he knew that he was already bound to the scum gong, at this time leaving would only make his death come faster.

He used his wits to cross-reference the book until his scumbag husband killed all his enemies.

Then Su Yuli packed up his bags and ran away!

Su Yuli: “The scumbag and his white moonlight are crooked. This small master also has his own happy life to live, bye-bye.”

But not a month later, the man holding the unsigned divorce papers, red-eyed cornered him: “Do you know how hard I tried to find you? You Can Run! Huh?” <<less

A maid who is beaten on behalf of a noble boy.... more>>

Some memories of her childhood were cruel, but Yuriel held no resentment towards the boy. Rather, she liked it–The hand that carefully applied medicine to her wounds was always warm.

“M-Master, stop, Raph, sa, save…ah, mm…!”

“That’s why.. I told you.. to wait.. till I returned.”

But the Raphlet that appeared in her dreams showed nothing but passion and lust.

Prophetic dreams.

The ability that was like a stigma drove Yuriel towards an unknown future.

All I want is to be next to you. <<less

“I don’t want to wash the dishes today.”... more>>

“I’ll wash them.” <<less

He runs and he chases, he can’t get away.... more>>

The Omega slept with his nemesis Alpha and then ran away, only to find out soon after that he was pregnant.

It was purely on a whim and he thought that if his rival found out, he might kill him, but he didn’t want to give up the baby, so he decided to have it quietly without his nemesis knowing.

The Omega was afraid of attracting the Alpha’s attention, so he kept his presence to a minimum and went away to hide just in case and planned to come back after the birth and say it was adopted.

However, Omega didn’t expect to be caught by the Alpha while he was raising the fetus. He was wearing a very pregnant dress and the Alpha was dumbfounded by his belly.

When passing by, the Alpha felt that the scent was a bit familiar. At the time, he couldn’t remember where he had smelled it. When he realised that the scent was the same as the Omega pheromones from that night, everything became clear.

He rushed off to confront the Omega, only to find that Omega had quietly run off again.

The Alpha’s assistant hesitantly asked the Alpha if he still wanted to search, the Alpha rubbed his face and gritted his teeth, “Search, why not, my wife has run off with my cub!” <<less

Yu Yaoyao was a snake spirit who died by lightning and as a result, transmigrated to a novel she had read in her past life. This third-rate actress had the same name as her, but then she remembered she was only a pitiful cannon fodder in the novel she had read.... more>>

This obscure actress’s life was riddled with scandals, and as a result, her diamond husband left her. She then hit the rock bottom of her career and ultimately became paralyzed by an accident. Not to mention, she had neglected her child, leading him to an early death.

Graced with a new life, Yu Yaoyao is determined to steer her path away from the plot’s death flags. She’ll be the best wife, the most loving mother and she’ll rise to the top of the entertainment industry! <<less

The heartthrob Su Nanzhi, after being summoned by the NPC system, foresees that he will be killed by the “people” who can’t love him.... more>>

To change the future and return to the world, Su Nanzhi disguised as a player and entered the dungeon.

The system said: “After the horror atmosphere reaches 100, the host will be exempted from injury.”

Sunanzhi: Come on, be a worker!​​

After working for n days…why does the whole world love him like crazy!!

Su Nanzhi – QWQ: I’m just a terrible ghost! <<less

As a gifted and beautiful youth, Chu Mian was unfortunately the unluckiest of his peers. Not only did he contract narcolepsy at the age when he should’ve been most energetic, but after entering high school, he also met Yu Ran, who was infamous throughout the school for being an astoundingly big dumbass. From then on, Chu Mian would faint from anger everyday due to his boyfriend’s ceaselessly stupefying words… and then awaken in his arms.... more>>

A look at Yu Ran’s special titles: the little prince of (ruining) romantic talk, god of (weird) flirting, spreader of high(ly inappropriate) spirits, master (abuser) of idioms, expert at scoring (zero) on essays… naturally he’s also a person who has strong (Chu Mian loving) abilities. <<less

While on a school field trip in the Czech Republic, Kang Hyuk happens to stumble into a shop called “Archmage.”... more>>

To his disbelief, the shop is actually owned by an archmage… from another world! Forced to become the Archmage’s disciple, Kang Hyuk is punted into the Kallian Continent, where might and magic overwhelm and wyverns fly high in the sky…

In this world, people are either sword-wielding knights, magic-wielding mages, or spirit-wielding summoners.

There hasn’t been anyone yet who can do all three… until now. <<less

After the three-and-a-half year old MiaoMiao was rescued from the human traffickers, the entire very rich Wen family placed the little princess that they had nearly lost into their hearts.... more>>

So…

When Father Wen just finished a video conference, and was just about to get ready to go inspect the company, MiaoMiao tugged the hem of his clothes, puffed up her cheeks and stared at him.

“If Daddy doesn’t accompany me to the hospital, I refuse to go get the body checkup!”

“Okay, okay, okay, I’ll listen to everything the little princess says.”

So as a result, during the health checkup it was discovered that Father Wen had early stage lung cancer. Due to the timely discovery, Father Wen recovered very smoothly.

Brother Wen planned to take his wife and sons to a foreign country for a vacation, the tickets were all booked, but MiaoMiao wanted to be with her nephews, so they changed their destination at the last moment.

Brother Wen gently patted the troublemaker MiaoMiao and said, “Wherever you go on vacation is the same, so we’ll just follow what MiaoMiao says.”

On the day of departure, the flight they were originally planned on taking crashed, with no survivors.

The Wen family looked towards their naive and innocent daughter, she is their lucky star!

From then on, the Wen family’s MiaoMiao is the Wen family’s sky, the Wen family’s earth, and the Wen family’s truth.

***

MiaoMiao has an older sister called System, but no one else knows.

Sister System told her that as long as she gets close to her family, she can use her family’s Intimacy Values to increase her family’s wealth, charm, health, luck, and even change their tragic future.

MiaoMiao worked tirelessly being a little tail to change the fate of her family. When she peacefully returned to kindergarten, she met a little chubby boy.

The kids at the kindergarten laughed at him for being fat and bullied him. MiaoMiao immediately stood in front of him to protect him.

“So what if he’s a fatty, Fatty has good potential!”

When MiaoMiao discovered the Sister System can help the little fatty lose weight, MiaoMiao chose to help him without any hesitation.

When little fatty got skinnier, he became known as a little handsome boy, he could even fight well too. After counterattacking he grew up with MiaoMiao as childhood sweethearts.

After growing up, MiaoMiao discovered that from early on, she has held this “good potential” in her hand. <<less

Xie Dongling is the youngest son of the Marquis of Kangding. For this brother who was hard-earned, his family loves him in every possible way and he is naive and squeamish.... more>>

He accidentally fell into the water and he traversed to the modern age becoming Ran Dongling who looked like him and inexplicably had a handsome husband.

–

Qiu Ci has a fiancée that he has never met. To the extent that he has knows nothing about his fiancée except for owning an old photo of him. He even suspects that there is no such person in this world, its just the Qiu family and the Ran family want to use him as a trade for business cooperation.

After the cameo movie was finished, Qiu Ci received a call from his grandfather who told him that his fiancee was going back to China.

The fiancée is real?

–

A gossip suddenly spread on the Internet: The new actor Qiu Ci has been engaged.

Netizens eat melons:

“Oh shit, it’s nice to be the best actor in the front and have a sweet wife in the back.”

Fans refute the rumor:

“Don’t cue my brother, I’m filming deep in the mountains.”

The reason for the rumour, Qiu Ci, was unaware of the storms on the Internet. He was watching a dog-blood mother-in-law drama with Ran Dongling at home, and he posted a public Weibo by the way.

–

In order to cultivate the relationship between the two, Grandpa Chou decided to let them participate in a couple variety show.

When doing a mission in a live broadcast, the mission was that they had to climb to the Marriage temple on the top of the mountain before 12 noon. Before they had even climbed one-third of the way, Ran Dongling claimed that he was tired, and he grabbed Qiu Ci’s bag. He wanted Qiu Ci to carry him up the mountain.

The barrage in the live room commented wildly.

[Ha ha]
[Does he have no feet? ]
[The other teams have already climbed halfway up the mountain, you are tired from picking flowers? ]
But what they didn’t expect was that Qiu Ci, who has always been indifferent to people, actually put his bag to the front and squatted down in front of him. <<less