Before the people, they use their lips as spears and their tongues as swords.... more>>

In private, though, their lips and teeth are interlocked.

Second Persona Official Weibo:

“When a variety program has a 'xiangsheng' actor and a well-known presenter swap their jobs with one another, what spark will arise from the meeting of their ‘violent mouths’? @ZhouChenYu @YanZhao”

Yan Zhao: That xiangsheng-talking mouth, that crafty, swindling ghost. [Smile]
Zhou Chenyu: In public, lips as spears, tongues as swords. In private, lips and teeth are interlocked. [Shy]
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Q: “As an emcee, how do you fry business CP with a xiangsheng actor?”

A: “He will use roasting to let the whole world know that you’re his wifey.”

Q: “As a xiangsheng actor, what’s the consequence of on-stage calling your business partner ‘wifey’ over and over?”

A: “I called and called, then got XXXed by said wifey.”

Note: Xiàngsheng is, in the simplest of terms, a double act comedy. The literal translation would be ‘Crosstalk’. It is usually performed by a duo where the performers banter with each other. There is usually singing and acting included. <<less

From mere lust to “I love you”,... more>>

From mutual disdain to mutual confession,

This is a light-hearted and down-to-earth tale of pursuing love.

Qi Shen, a poker-faced man standing 185 cm tall, works in finance, is a fitness enthusiast, and rents a room to win back his ex-boyfriend, but ends up being berated by the landlord due to being too much of a fuss.

Ji Xinchen, a versatile youth also standing 184 cm tall, is first put off by Qi’s handsome face and good physique, but later finds himself drawn to Qi and decides to chase after him.

This is a story of a calm, poker-faced top and a sunny, affectionate bottom.

Qi Shen (top) x Ji Xinchen (bottom)

A joyous pair of frenemies: the gong (top) has a stunning physique, while the shou (bottom) is easily swayed by looks. <<less

Since ancient times, there has been a legend that has puzzled mortals. Despite the tragic conclusion for the two heroes—one mortal and the other an... more>> immortal being from the heavenly realm, impersonating his master—their story marks both the beginning and the end of a bloody war. <<less

Omega Lu Zhao, known as the “Eagle of the Emperor” in military circles, married Bai Li, a retired Alpha who lost a leg.... more>>

Overnight, the Imperial Forum erupted in controversy. Countless omega cried for their idol marrying the wasteful son, and numerous Alphas gnashed their teeth in jealousy over Bai Li marrying a formidable military figure.

This marriage was no longer a bouquet of flowers in a cow dung fields, but flowers stuck on concrete – lacking not only aesthetics but also the nourishment provided by cow dung. On the wedding day, Bai Li received the title of “Empire’s Concrete.”

Fortunately, Bai Li must be the most handsome piece of concrete.

Many years later, Bai Li attended Lu Zhao’s celebration party as a family member.

Reporter: “Mr. Bai, what do you think of others saying that you’re living off your partner?”

Bai Li: “Living off someone is really delicious.”

Reporter: “Mr. Bai, how do you respond to criticism that you allow your Omega partner to work outside and even participate in mecha battles?”

Bai Li: “Living off someone is really delicious.”

Reporter: “… Mr. Bai, do you have any dignity as an Alpha?”

Bai Li: “You people, you’re just upset because you can’t enjoy living off someone like me.”

Reporter: “Mr. Lu, what do you think of others saying that you are too strong and not docile?”

Lu Zhao: “I can fight, can’t help it.”

Reporter: “Mr. Lu, how do you respond to recent accusations from the outside world about you being too prominent?”

Lu Zhao: “i can fight, can’t help it.”

Reporter: “You can do this too?”

Lu Zhao: “Well, he didn’t want to eat, but I insisted he eat.”

The carefree and smooth-talking alpha (Bai Li) x the capable and composed omega (Lu Zhao) who can fight and be assertive

Married before falling in love. Warm daily life. <<less

Yu Ziyou and Zhong Wan served different masters.... more>>

They had once been the closest of souls, and were the bitterest of enemies.

After losing the fight for the throne, Zhong Wan brought his two young masters with him far toward the borders for the sake of survival. He relied on the little friendship that existed between him and Yu Ziyou when they were young. He borrowed some of his personal belongings while also dropping various hints around which made everyone think that there was something intimate going on between them.

Given the Yu Clan’s powerful authoritative presence in the imperial court, this appearance of a close tie allowed Zhong Wan to live a much better life than before. As such, the stories he cooked up began to carry more and more weight.

As rumors of their lovely romance spread a thousand miles into the horizon, Yu Ziyou, who was located in the distant capital city, eventually caught wind of his deeply moving and epic love affair. In a trance, Yu Ziyou, who had been completely brainwashed for seven years, believed in them. He guessed something special really did happen between them back in those years… <<less

Qin Jue, the Asian server’s No.1 sprayer with a dirty mouth and swarms of black fans, always had a high ranking but he refuses to be invited by all the big teams and never shows up on offline matches.... more>>

Until one day, Qin Jue met the main sniper of Team IS, Qi Ji, who was like a jade tree.

–Qin Jue suddenly felt very hot, then he thoroughly tried to cool himself down.

Even though he was bullied to the point of no return, Qin Jue felt that he still had his domineering spirit: “Obviously I want to have fun with you, to teach you that there is true love on earth and what love means~ Look, I’m not blushing?”

However, no matter how much he rambled, Qi Ji only slightly closed his eyes, and gave him a tender kiss on the cheek – “However senior, you’re red now.” <<less

The first time that game strategist Chen Jianfeng meets his boss, Wu Di, he utterly destroys him in a video game-- the video game that... more>> their company is developing. And he proceeds to show him up at the same game, unbeknownst to either of them, again and again. This is the story of a dimwitted guy who’s a whiz at everything from video games to basketball, and his boss, who’s a really sore loser. <<less

Ning Chao is a seemingly ordinary person.... more>>

But any vests he wears can easily ignite a storm in the industry.

He's not just a writer, but also an anchor and an artist, embodying a three-dimensional idol. His life is anything but ordinary.

Starting from scratch, Ning Chao adeptly shifts between various roles, amassing wealth along the way.

Yet, the challenges of managing his newfound fortune are overwhelming.

The day his vest is revealed, a trending search frenzy was sparked.

From then on, he's either losing his vest or on the path to doing so.

Ning Chao's team leader, Ming Ran, has never experienced a moment of peace since Ning Chao joined the team.

"Move, you money magnet!"

"He's here again, our star team member, causing a ruckus!"

"Today is bound to be a rollercoaster!"

"His grace is a painting prodigy! A national talent!"

"That anchor talks too much nonsense. So annoying. Can we please cancel his show?"

Later...

"It's you?" "It's still you?!" "Why is it always you?" "Seriously, you again?"

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This whimsical tale narrates the adventures of a fool constantly losing his vest – or, in this case, an idol enduring perpetual turmoil! As long as Ning Chao perseveres in his hard work, he's destined for success.

[A short explanation of losing his vest: Any persona/ Artist name that Ning Chao chooses to go by, as an author/artist/idol, will eventually be revealed to be him behind it] <<less

As an Omega, Bai Yue is not only the dream Omega in every Alpha’s eyes but also the thorn in the eyes of other Omegas. However, one day, he received a medical examination notice and found that he had been differentiated for the second time. This time, he became an Alpha with Genetics of the grade S +, the kind with only double digits in the world. ... more>>

Bai Yue: Pupils are shaking. jpg. He is worried that because of this, he would be abandoned by his boyfriend who is also Alpha. Therefore, he was determined to conceal this new secondary gender and genetic level, and never give the other party a chance to break up! When his pheromones of the S+ grade woke up, Alphas that had originally wanted to make a move on him, all ended up lying on the floor, oppressed by his pheromones. Omegas, who originally regarded him as a thorn in their eyes, would have their legs go soft under the influence of his pheromones. Even the military, upon hearing such news, declared: Within 1 minute, I want all the information on this Alpha!

Finally, he was unable to continue hiding his identity. Bai Yue became dumb. Looking back at his childhood sweetheart, this formerly domineering Alpha unexpectedly turned red at the ears. “Idiot, I knew it a long time ago.”

Since I’ve become an Alpha, then I might as well be the most Alpha of them all <<less

Everyone is sick in this world, yet everyone thinks that they have the cure.... more>>

The imperial court seeks for transmigrators, conferring them all types of positions depending on their talent, in order to improve the civilization that lags behind and create a brand new world.

As the young master of Pang Men, Zuo Yunqi disguised as a transmigrator to sneak into the imperial palace, wanting to save his father. After the professional transmigrator-identifier Lou Zhu saw through his disguise, the two of them played rounds and rounds of mind games, made dozens and dozens of scenes, and finally reached a consensus at last.

However, while they jointly stopped a shocking conspiracy, they discovered that the transmigrators secretly established an alliance, trying to overthrow the administration and build a new society, and this discovery forced Zuo Yunqi and the others to take part in this warfare of scramble. <<less

Immortal arts, magic weapons, magical powers, and the boundless spiritual qi between heaven and earth vanished into obscurity overnight, and all exorcists turned to mere mortals.... more>>

Three hundred years later, the Five Hus traversed the pass, it was a prelude to an era of great turmoil in China. They heralded the end of the world, where thousands of drought fiends stalked the night —— the collapse of the Divine Land is imminent.

Fortunately, within this long, dark night where silence had fallen on all magic, a lone star still glistened brightly on the horizon.

The Heart Lamp appeared, illuminating the vast expanse around it. A sixteen-year-old young man, who will end his life on his twentieth birthday, embarked on a journey to reclaim the spiritual qi of heaven and earth that had been sealed away —— only four years remain.

The road ahead was filled with countless thistles and thorns, and it seemed improbable for him to succeed.

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Chen Xing: "The important thing is that I’m the last exorcist in this world, yet the only magic I am capable of is emitting light. What can I do?”

Wait patiently then. When the Dinghai Pearl reappears on earth, the uncertain trajectory of everyone’s fates will be completely disrupted before converging once more.

Chen Xing: “Could I be partnered with a more normal Protector Martial God?”

Isn’t your Protector really skilled in fighting?

Chen Xing: “He is good at fighting, but when he loses it he’ll hit even me……”

There’s nothing that can be done about that, you can only blame yourself for losing yourself to lust. <<less

Identity background: Fifteen years old, biological mother died, father unknown, holding a large legacy, poor performance in entrance examination, please choose a guardian.... more>>

Candidate one: birth mother’s brother, not close, but eloquent, very gentle, reliable and sincere.

Candidate two: The eldest son of the father who has never been seen. His occupation is unknown. His age is unknown. Nothing is known.

In the last life, Yu Shulin chose his uncle, his mother’s funeral was all done by him, and he promised to take good care of him.

The selection is completed, and the result is being read …

After the choice was made, open the [pit you pit you pit you till you die] ending, please accept.

Yu Shulin, who was counted by his uncle’s family for his inheritance, was eventually released from prison, but immediately got killed …

@ # ￥% & * …… Restore the file.

Identity background: Fifteen years old, biological mother died, father unknown, holding a large legacy, poor performance in entrance examination, please choose a guardian

Candidate one: birth mother’s brother, not close, but eloquent, very gentle, reliable and sincere.

Candidate two: The eldest son of the father who has never been seen. His occupation is unknown. His age is unknown. Nothing is known.

After the rebirth, Yu Shulin, whose negative energy exploded, said to hell and chose option 2!

The selection is completed, and the result is being read …

After reading the results, open the ending of [Just want to love you with the overbearing film emperor], please accept.

Yu Shulin, who was captive and was boiled like a frog in warm water: (╯ ‵ □ ′) ╯︵┻─┻WTF! <<less

Xin Meng woke up from his dream and found himself entering a horror game. He must work with five other people to struggle and survive in a terrible world. Every effort is made to get back to reality, and the name of the game is… “Infinite Reincarnation”.... more>>

Soon, Xin Meng will realize that the human heart is far more terrible than the game. <<less

Tang Ning entered a survival game where each person can draw different skill cards in each round. Others drew a series of powerful cards, but the card settings that Tang Ning drew were:... more>>

[You are so delicate and frail that you can still feel a tiny bean even though you are separated by twenty eiderdown quilts]

[There is a prince who has been looking for a real princess. You are 100% attracted to the prince because of your delicate body.]

Tang Ning: "?"

Teammates received lunch boxes one after another. Tang Ning fell into a pool of blood and fell into a dream of death. A handsome man gracefully appeared from the darkness, picked up his sleeping lover, and opened the dungeon for him——

There is a prince who always exists in the copy and is the only life-saving driftwood Tang Ning can hold on to.

Tang Ning, who had drawn a card with the inability to speak setting, once tremblingly wrote "Don't go" on the opponent's palm. His prince kissed the back of his hand and smiled affectionately and tenderly at him.

A long time later, Tang Ning and the prince got together.

Then he discovered
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It turns out that, from the beginning to the end, the prince and the monster were the same person.

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The demon is moved, he takes off the moon, crushes the stars, and becomes your only god in the dark night. <<less

Within the demon race, there was a notorious demon who was known as the demon king and he suddenly disappeared one day. When Xie Yan went downstairs to throw out the tr*sh, he found a half-dead silver gradient cat lying next to the tr*sh can. Perhaps due to fate, the kitten followed him home and he decided to take it in. Soon after, Xie Yan realised that the cat was intelligent and had a spiritual consciousness, but it had a bad temper and didn’t allow Xie Yan to touch it.... more>>

He cared for the kitten tenderly for more than half a month. As a result, the kitten jumped out the window and ran away while he was sleeping. Before he could find his cat, he met Ji Qinghuai by chance. It was the first time they met but for some reason, he felt an odd sense of familiarity.

Ji Qinghuai seemed to know his living habits and other things that no one else would know. There were many indications that there was something odd about Ji Qinghuai, so he was wary of this person. However, when he found his cat’s bell with Ji Qinghuai, Ji Qinghuai could no longer hide.

Xie Yan stopped Ji Qinghuai and asked, “Young master Ji, you abducted my cat. Shouldn’t you give me an explanation?” <<less

Have you heard? There’s a certain kind of person in this world, who, even without any substantial contact, and with just a flash of thought, can discern a lot.... more>>

Their eyes have the ability to penetrate through to the past, to clarify the present and to break the veil of the future. They can see what you see through your eyes, smell what you smell through your nose, taste what you taste through your tongue, and can even perceive what you think through your heart.

This kind of a person is called—a psychic.

A story about the awakening of a ‘guabi’, who is merely plodding through life, from his deep slumber. (*guabi, a slang term, meaning ‘dead idiot’ = people who are penniless and jobless) <<less

Zhang Dianyu became the warden of a Prison Building Game.... more>>

Since many strange prisoners have been sent to this prison, his daily report had become like this:

-A hydra prisoner tried to infiltrate the D-Area as a guard causing a small-scale riot – Spent huge sums to stop them.

-A certain psychiatric “villain” attempted to blast the wall to escape from prison – Spent huge sums to stop it.

-An expert in jailbreak tried to dig a tunnel to escape – Spent huge sums to stop him.

-Financial Situation: RED FLAG!!!

Zhang Dianyu: There seems to be an error on this game?

Insider Natasha: … What kind of prison is this! It isn’t right!

Prisoners: All the newcomers are good-looking and talented… If I want to get a good conduct time I better stay away from them.

Zhang Dianyu: For some reasons, the prisoners’ work enthusiasm is unprecedentedly high yet why is the prison’s situation getting poorer?

In order to reduce the jailbreak rate and build a harmonious and civilized prison, Zhang Dian Yu decided to put on a vest and teach the prisoners to conduct oneself.

The only problem is that abandoning an NPC (horse) incurs death.

Zhang Dianyu thinks this issue isn’t too big.

Since it’s impossible to get off the horse, you only have to be careful on not falling off the horse in this life.

Afterwards: “…” <<less

Tong Lexian lost his son Xiao’an. In order to fill the void in his heart, he bought a high-intelligence AI to replace Xiao’an.... more>>

But something is wrong with this AI. He could not use the AI as a replacement for his son and the AI did not want to have a father-son relationship with him.

These are sweet and bloody short story with tens of thousands of words. <<less

No one in the antique artefacts industry isn’t scheming. Both the Shou and Gong are extremely particular.... more>>

Take a step back and it’s brotherhood and friendship, take a step forward and it’s eyes for each other only. Another step forward and it’s a life together forever. To live to a ripe old age in conjugal bliss happy ending.

Ding Han Bai: “Those in this industry love jade the most. Materials have ranks, humans also have ranks. Since I’m named Han Bai, I’m deserving of jade.”

Ji Shen Yu: “Shi-ge has always been exceptional.”

Ding Han Bai: “Since I’m exceptional, then am I deserving of being your husband?” (Gong is quite shameless, always forcing others to be nice to him)

Brash and troublesome young master; top quality gems specialist Gong X high EQ IQ beautiful; antique artefact manufacturing expert Shou. <<less

Sun Zheng ran into Lu Xia on his way to the dentist. Enigmatically, they stumbled into the Cave in Xieji Private Hospital on Aegiceras Middle Road together. With an invisible barrier keeping them away from the real world, they were stuck in the infinite darkness.... more>>

The laughter of babies, the footsteps on the stairs, the laments that kept haunting them... Unknown danger was lurking in the dim, desolate hospital.

The two of them came across the Record of Dark Occurrences, in which all the strange things that had happened in the hospital was recorded. With the Record as the only clue and a flashlight as the sole source of light, they groped for a way out of this dimension.

In every city, there were sins and curses that could never be eliminated, and the cavern was where they clustered. There was no way those who broke into the Cavern could put an end to what was happening in there. Escaping was the only option. <<less

[One of the players is a mu*derer, find them or survive for seven days.]
There is a new player in the Infinite World, he is hidden in the crowd of NPCs. Only at the end did everyone get given a surprise:... more>>

“Huh? What’s this? Is it the ghost card you were looking for?” Ren Yifei waved the spoils in his hand with an innocent-looking face.

During the funeral vigil, he ate melon as the pampered A Fei.　

In the apartment full of hidden dangers, he was the harmless and helpless blind young man, Song Bozhi.

At the banquet of monsters, he was the powerful and arrogant demon crane lord, He Jun. <<less

What is the world like after death?... more>>

Cong Sheng didn’t know others but he knew his own.

Looking at the huge wheel in front of him that was shining with pale white brilliance, he stretched out his hand without hesitation.

So…

He traveled through countless worlds, experienced all kinds of (dog blood) (wonderful) (hard) life, and struggled (extraordinarily hard) on his long road to becoming a god… <<less

His Mother was tormented to death from prolonged drugs poisoning , his father thought to send him away to a small village (Zhuangzi) in Jing Jiao so he could serve his filial duty to his mother (mourning), everyday he was bullied by servants. Xu Chang An, in this life, he could only watch the little man (villain) who had harmed his mother and was being depressed living in the small village. However, he did not expect to suddenly be given a wedding decree from the emperor to make him become the wife (Wangfei) of the first prince, Xiao Qing Yan.... more>>

He knew in his heart that this matter was his salvation but to Xiao Qingyan, who has a great prospect, this was a disaster. After the great wedding, he took advantage of his new status to avenge his mother and himself. Xu Chang An was aware of the emperor’s intention that time when he was sanctioned a marriage, he all along tried his utmost to support Xiao Qingyan. Until by a lucky coincidence that the imperial government rewarded him, who’d performed great merit. The emperor promised to fulfill his wish, Xu Chang An without hesitation knelt down to request imperial decree to accomplish Xiao Qing Yan’s greatest wish.

“Your servant have no other request, please Your Majesty to bestow decree to allow your servant leave His Highness peacefully. Thank Your Majesty’s benevolence. Long live the emperor, long live for thousand of years.” <<less

Serial no. 01AE86. Full name: Shi Shanyan. Height: 189cm. Weight: 82kg. Passed the Black Panther test and joined the Special Forces in 2160. Expelled from the unit and detained at the Guangtong Prison in 2162. Described in the Special Forces’ mission appraisal as having poor self-control, lacking empathy, and possessing a strong tendency to dominate. Broke the rules repeatedly during missions. Danger level has been specially set as S-Rank.... more>>

Serial no. 7-001. Full name: Yan Junxun. Height: 175cm. Weight: 62kg. Passed the Black Panther test and joined the Special Forces in 2163. Expelled from the unit in 2164. Described in the Special Forces’ mission appraisal as having poor overall capability with the inability to adapt to dangerous missions and a lack of destructive power.”

“In accordance with the ’Mites’ agreement, both of you will work together on the serial mu*der cases at the Tingbo District”.

Shi Shanyan deleted the information and re-entered it.

“Warning. Serial no. 7-001 is super—fierce.” <<less