Translator: The novel features strong language and mature themes. Reader discretion advised.... more>>

After browsing some comics for a while, Fang Yan ends up picking ‘The Meek Lamb Will Not Escape.’ The meek lamb is soft and sweet and pure and obedient and a serious pushover, with all sorts of antagonists bullying him in outrageous ways. Then Fang Yan... naturally immerses himself into the role of the antagonist. However, after dying of a stroke from overworking overnight, Fang Yan transmigrates into that comic he just saw, becoming the plus-sized first antagonist featured in the series.

Being the billionaire CEO of a media company is Fang Yan’s new life.
When other media companies are still producing contrived tragedies with “sobsob~ please don’t go, please don’t die,” he forcefully pushes through production of bossy CEO-Mary Sue drama——
“One, my name is not...”
“Two, I’m...”

And when other companies follow suit with their own bossy CEO-Mary Sues, he pushes through production of female-empowering dramas——
“Don’t you dare cry in front of my grave. I don’t want your tears tainting my reincarnation.”
“You do not deserve to say the word ‘sorry.’”

And when other companies follow suit with their own empowering dramas, he pushes through with transmigration dramas——
“H, He, Li, Be, Bo, C, N, O, F, Ne.”
“Steel beams, concrete, steam engines, generators.”

Then when the other companies continue to follow suit, he tells his employees to make contrived, tragic dramas——
“Sobsob~ please don’t go, please don’t die~”
“You are the starry river that I see; the spring breeze does not even begin to compare.”

...

Future documentaries will state, that during the era of Fang Yan, all the media production companies were only walking in his bu*t dust!

PS: ①The top will turn handsome again ②Top spoils bottom (but they also spoil each other) ③The plot mainly centres around their career and romance ④There are additional couplings... <<less

Transmigrating to the Qi Family... more>>

Author: Spicy Bamboo

Tags: City life, house fighting, farming, time travel and rebirth

Synopsis:

"Listen up, I, Pei Che, would rather be with that man than marry you in this life!" Mr. Pei pointed at Jiang Miao, the bun seller next door.

"It was you who said that. If you don't marry him, I'll make Father Emperor punish you for disrespecting the emperor!" The little princess ran away, sniffling.

Jiang Miao: Who the hell did I offend by crossing over just to sell buns?! And you'd rather... what a joke!

Ever since the elegant and distinguished Fourth Young Master of Liangjing, Pei Che, married that peddler, the people of Liangjing were surprised to find that this young master's style gradually changed...

A story about the struggle between the common folk and the nobility.

One-sentence Summary: You're only worthy of marrying a bun-seller.

Concept: The integration of two different lifestyles.

Brief review of the work:

After crossing through, Jiang Miao resumed his old trade, making a living by selling buns. Little did he expect that a casual gesture from the heir of the Duke's mansion, Pei Che, would bring forth an imperial decree for marriage, binding the two together for life.

One is the elegant young master of the nobility, the other a kind and simple commoner. These two vastly different individuals break societal norms and strive to adapt to each other's lifestyles, jointly building a life of ordinary happiness.

This book is written with fluent prose, reading it is full of charm, and between the lines, it is filled with a lively atmosphere, allowing people to experience the true essence of happiness in the ordinary and common trivial matters within the story. <<less

Wen Jianyan was a fraudster that was best at deceiving people.... more>>

One day, he was suddenly forced to become a novice anchor in the Nightmare live broadcast room.

Wen Jianyan: “…..”

A newcomer became the most-watched anchor because he was too good at deceiving people.

He lied to his teammates to deceive the audience and NPCs. He could deceive people as well as ghosts.

Sooner or later this guy will overturn!

There were more and more spectators who were gloating with schadenfreude, looking forward for that day.

But…why was the mission in this live room getting more and more strange?

【Senior anchor’s side quest: Kiss the evil spirit for 30 seconds】

【Reward: Unknown】

【Top anchor’s main quest: Undress the evil god for three minutes】

【Reward: Unknown】

Audience: Oh, the streamer has mastered a new wealth code? Hurry up, there’s something our paying viewers can’t watch!

The top boss approached step by step, whispering temptations:

“How is it? Frying CP*? We can make the fake thing real.”

Wen Jianyan: “…..”

I’m sorry, I’m very principled, thank you for not deceiving yourself.

— Don’t come here!

*Frying CP means pretending to be a couple. <<less

I was transported into the romantic fantasy novel my younger sister was reading, not as the male lead but as the second male lead. If I remember correctly, this punk is fated to go into war in the future and die in the male lead’s place.... more>>

Okay, I’ve made up my mind. Let’s not go anywhere near the main characters and stay healthy until I can go home. <<less

Dragons, which have existed since before the birth of human civilization, became the guardian dragons of the empire.... more>>

But whether you guys call me that or not, I’m going to sleep. <<less

Meet Usami, an honor student at the top of her class. She views me as her rival at school, but after classes, she shows me a ‘different side’. She enjoys arcade games and displays a carefree smile, unlike her school persona.... more>>

To become friends with Usami, I spend time with her both during and after school. Our relationship grows, and unexpectedly, Usami confesses her feelings for me after school!

I accept her feelings, but just as I thought we were becoming a couple, another girl appears, claiming she was the one who confessed to me!

It turns out their names were Chikage Usami and Hikari Usami—they’re twins!

After an unusual turn of events where both twins confess to me, I end up dating both of them, as per their suggestion. Ultimately, our days are filled with alternating solo dates and times when all three of us hang out together—— <<less

After preliminary observation, its appears to be a wolf cub with a high level of difficulty in taming.... more>>

A highly flammable and explosive hazardous item, a pink bunny backpack, was packaged and taken away by a mysterious individual, leading to a story of world peace.

Hot-tempered and foolish beauty, submissive x aloof overachieving student, possessive dominant.

Lin Shiyu x Zhong Qi. <<less

A proposal from the imperial family has arrived.
And with it, a portrait of the Crown Prince she is to marry.... more>>

But at a glance, is he a primary school student? At most a middle schooler?

Interior designer Min Yoo-ae, realized after dying from overwork that she had entered the body of Lady Minuette Levaine.
In her new life as the daughter of a count, she wanted passive income and romance, not a childcare story.

Oh God.
I can forgive dying from endless overtime.
It's okay that you sent me into the body of a pitiful child who died from an illness.

But, to marry such a little creature?

She couldn't turn this life, which she thought of as a holiday from working overtime, into a childcare story.

So then.
Ah, whatever!

Let's make a move on that handsome man!
What's the worst that could happen, being labeled as a scandalous daughter and facing a broken engagement?

*

Day after day, articles of her rejection filled the newspaper stands.
Perhaps this lady, who refuses to marry him, yet still continues to brazenly pursue him, is truly out of her mind. Onyx was bewildered.

“I want to date you, not the Crown Prince.”

Without asking for Onyx's consent, the woman firmly decided on her own and pulled him towards her.
After just a few glasses of whiskey, Onyx seemed to lose control, his body not obeying him. Pinned beneath the small and delicate woman, Onyx let out an inward sigh of resignation.

The country is really going well. <<less

Being an illegitimate child of the House of the Count, Ronell was subjected to abuse.... more>>

One day, with the prospect of a massive inheritance, she was chosen as the next butler of a cherished cat who had Reinhardt Duncan, the richest man in the empire, as its butler, and she was able to escape from her nightmare; the Count’s manor.

She desperately tried to keep from getting kicked out of her new home.

“Congratulations on returning to your real home, Miss Ronell Duncan.”

It turns out that she’s actually a direct descendant of the House of Duncan?

The normally grumpy cat would put on an adorable act only for her, and even the haughty Duncans would treat her with kindness, and above all.

“Stay by my side.”

The young duke, who has a reputation for being as rough as a cob, is actually rather nice to her.

“I told you not to feel guilty about things you didn’t do wrong.”

“…Mhm, you did.”

“Let’s just take one step forward.”

Holding hands, that’s how they move on together.

It is a story of two children growing up full of wounds. <<less

Yu Xiao, a terminal stage cancer patient with an incurable condition, had reached a point where she had accepted her fate. Living each day with indifference, she had already made peace with the idea of departing from this world.... more>>

One day, her phone automatically downloaded an app called ‘Four Hospital Patients’ Discussion Forum’.

“Four Hospital? Isn’t that the local psychiatric hospital?”

Curious, she tapped into the app. The top post read: 【Guide for the Morgue】

Yu Xiao:???

Second post: 【Cataloguing the Ghosts I’ve Encountered Over the Years】

Yu Xiao: No wonder it’s a forum from a psychiatric hospital.

【Step-by-Step Guide to Becoming a Sealing Master!】 This one seems quite intriguing!

———— That night, terror descended, and the hospital was engulfed in a crimson hue. Unnameable horrors lurked outside the wards, murmuring by the rooms, “Let’s see who’s been naughty now?”

————

During rounds that night, the inspection ghost lifted Yu Xiao’s blanket and stumbled upon the talismans by her pillow. The ghost was amazed to find high-level symbols.

The inspection ghost cried, “Why would advanced seals appear at a beginner’s level?!” <<less

“….Krische-sama, are you not afraid of killing people?”... more>>

“……? No. After all, it doesn’t hurt Krische.”

Although gifted with the talent to do anything with ease, the girl lacked empathy.

In her world, there is only loss and profit. No goodwill, no love.

Inhumanly recognizing cold, mathematical logic as everything, she looks at everything in the world through calculating lens.

Return given profit with profit, loss with loss.

The girl was undoubtedly pure, yet undeniably abnormal—

Her favorite things are cooking, food, and being pampered.

Her specialty is mu*der.

—- This is the story of a slightly unhinged girl being surrounded by kind and loving people, and her journey to find happiness. <<less

God: “I’ll lie to this guy and tell him that I reincarnated him as the protagonist, when actually I just reincarnated him as cannon fodder (LOL).”... more>>

A high school boy who longed for the protagonists that appeared in fiction got hit by a truck and died. He was then called before God, who told him that he will be reincarnated inside a game based on a novel. Our boy was happy to be told that he was going to be reincarnated as Protagonist… However, he was actually reincarnated as mere cannon fodder inside utsuge!! (T/N: Utsuge translates as “melancholy/depressing game” and that’s basically it.)

And so, the guy was played by god’s scheme … Well, such a thing didn’t happen though. He firmly held onto his belief and the vision of his ideal which then changed the world. <<less

A man whose soul was traded among the gods without his consent was forced to go to another world.
He was told that he could have his wish fulfilled to make up for taking him there without his consent, and he asked for "chīto nouryoku o kure (give me a cheat ability / チート能力をくれ)".
However, what he was given was not a cheat powerful, game-breaking ability, but a moderately high position and a moderately high ability.... more>>

"Who asked 'chii to nōryoku o kure (Give me status and abilities / 地位と能力をくれ)'? I said 'chīto nōryoku o kure (Give me a cheat ability / チート能力をくれ)'!"

Starting from a mishearing of God, he struggled to make his life in the other world, and if he didn't have cheat ability, he at least tried to do something with knowledge cheat, but it seems that things are different in the other world...?

This is a tale of man who does not have overwhelming cheat abilities, but makes full use of his moderately high position and moderately high abilities to develop the remote area that has become his territory, while struggling moderately. <<less

“What happened today is a secret between us, okay?”... more>>

Nakayama Haruto is a gaming commentator known for his toxicity as the streamer ‘Oni-chan’. After finishing his usual streaming session, Haruto accidentally forgot to end the stream. As a result, his secret life as a streamer working to support his younger sister’s education and living expenses is exposed. Furthermore, it’s also revealed that he meticulously prepares scripts to provoke others, all while being, in reality, a genuinely nice person!

To make matters more complicated, during a livestream by the popular VTuber and professional gamer, Ayaya (aka Shirayuki Aya), Haruto unintentionally reveals his true personality once again. Unexpectedly, this led to them growing closer to each other as they continued to play games and go on outings together.

Thus begins a one-on-one romantic comedy between the business-minded toxic streamer and the popular VTuber heroine! <<less

The Legendary Sword, Excalibur.... more>>

The one who draws that sword will become the Master of the continent.

I became a villainess in a mythological novel.

Morgana Le Fay, the villainess who was executed by the Hero after stealing the Legendary Sword and delivering it to the final Dark Villain.

'I will refrain from evil deeds. I'm a good person!'

So, I tried to escape from the Dark Villain, enjoy a peaceful life, and be wise in this world.

However, as I was checking if the sword was properly inserted into the rock, I stopped pulling it out.

"Why is the Legendary Sword so easily pulled out?! What about the Oracle?"

Of course, I tried to pass the Excalibur to the main character and run away, but the atmosphere became strange.

"Where were you planning to go with the Sword?"

"Well, I don't know. Going out to the lake ahead...?"

"Yes, beyond that lake is the land of Britain."

"I have no intention of handing you over to Arthur."

"Hey, there seems to be some misunderstanding."

"I’ll bring the continent into your hands, so don’t leave and stay by my side. Morgana."
The new king of Avalon will open the door to war.

"My dear Morgana. Forgive me for daring to desire the King of Britain. I will risk my life and honor to put you in the place you deserve."
Then the main character should be the Master of the Sword.

"I don't care if the other person is a woman. The marriage is already prepared. Come on, let's go to Britain and push my father away!"
The heroine, who's declared in the Oracle to marry the male protagonist, the Hero of this world.

—Once you pick it up, I'll go with you until you die. All right, here comes the Master of the continent!

Even this damn Excalibur!!

Why is everyone crazy? Excuse me, I don't need that continent! <<less

Kurei Yuugo was just an average high schooler. If we really had to name one thing about him that was different, was that he really liked heroes.... more>>

One day, he died protecting a mother and child from a random slasher… But before he knew it, he was reborn in the world of the game Luminous History, as the character that shared his name, Yuugo Clay.

Yuugo was the most hated person in the academy. He would lose everything in a duel against the player character, and use his little brother who loved him until the end as a sacrifice to summon a magic sword. But after fighting the main character again, he would lose his life unsightly.

But trouble! Kurei Yuugo, a seventeen year old hero otaku who knew nothing of the things and had a bright personality, was reincarnated inside this villainous character.

“Uhyah! A transformation bracelet! Uwa, what am I going to make my transformation call!?”

“This armor is just too cool, isn’t it!? Thanks little brother!”

Yuugo, who knew nothing of the world of this game, would unconsciously and without intention crush the flags of his destruction that came one after the other.

As the people who reincarnated as main characters were baffled that things were not going according to plan, the Yuugo would dash through the path of a hero in the academy in another world, along with his beloved little brother. But what does the future hold for him!?

“Hey, can we make robots that combine in the end? No? I see… Then how about turning giant or… We can’t do that either… Sorry for being unreasonable…”

…What does it hold!? <<less

This story is about a lonely boy who doesn’t want to stand out for any reason, and a beautiful girl who wants to be friends with him.... more>>

The boy gradually becomes attracted to her… <<less

Yu Zhiyi was a slow-witted, easily neglected child ever since she was little. Yet the gifted and intelligent Shi Yi liked to take her around everywhere.... more>>

Taking her to and from school, waiting for her to go home, using his own pocket money to buy the prettiest little dress to give her.

Toddler Shi Yi: “If you want to be a princess, then I will build a castle for you.”

Teenager Shi Yi: “Let’s go to outer space together. I’ll count the stars, but since you’re dumb, you can just count the moons.”

The year Yu Zhiyi was abandoned, Shi Yi took her to his home and protected her for the whole summer: “You are very adorable, worthy of being loved.”

The year they were 18, Shi Yi proposed; the year they were 22, she became Mrs. Shi.

[Kindergarten]
Yu Zhiyi got picked to be the ‘mother’ when playing house, but it scared her playmate so much they cried, “Yu Zhiyi is so s*upid, I don’t want to be her dumb child.”

As such, she could only stand there and stare at the other kids playing together. Shi Yi who was passing by picked her up, “You are a little dummy, you need to find a partner that has a high IQ to save your future children.”

“Then…then who should I look for?”

“Since we’re neighbors, I’ll allow you to become Mrs. Shi when we’re older!”

[College]
When Shi Yi was 18, the usually timid Yu Zhiyi gifted him a pricey watch and a red heart-shaped card. Shi Yi only glanced at the watch but took the card away.

Raising his charming pair of peach blossom eyes, “Giving me something so expensive, was it an impulse buy?”

The young lady’s face turned red as she stammered out four words, “It was…deliberately planned!” <<less

Sawamura Eijun, a Relief Pitcher in the Pro League after 10 years of hard work and still couldn’t achieve his dreams, woke up back at... more>> the time of his youth. Can he achieve his dreams this time? <<less

Known as the Monster in the Iron Mask, the Devil of the Northern Front, the Smiling Executioner, he bears many fierce nicknames, each a testament to the multitude of enemies he’s made. Showing even a hint of weakness meant a certain and brutal end, torn apart mercilessly.... more>>

So, much as I loathe the idea, as much as I detest it, I must perfectly embody ‘Julian’. I have to become the sinister, deranged character with narrow eyes that everyone in the empire fears.

Character Trait [Polite Speech]: You, without exception, address everyone, children and adults alike, with respect.

“Can’t one’s soliloquy be a little exaggerated?” <<less

After a shipwreck, Wan Zhong accidentally fell into the sea and ended up on a deserted island in a foreign place. He gazed at the dense, towering forest, feeling helpless and desperate.... more>>

"Let's hope there's no snake," he exclaimed.

As soon as he spoke, a large black snake silently approached from behind, its scarlet, slender tongue flickering as it l**ked the corners of its lips.

The snake wrapped its wet, slippery tail around his waist. He was terrified of snakes.

Wan Zhong thought, 'I'll faint first and then talk later(╥﹏╥)'

The black snake's vertical pupils narrowed slightly: "This human is so beautiful; I wonder if he's good at hatching eggs?" <<less

Saito Jinkuro, a bachelor who grew up in an orphanage, was unluckily run over by a truck on his way home for Hello Work. When he woke up, he was reincarnated as Jink, the eldest son of Duke Nonland.... more>>

Reborn as the eldest son, he was in a position to inherit the duke family in the future…. But because he was an incompetent dropout, he was falsely accused, disinherited, and exiled from the country.

When he decided to overcome this situation, he suddenly felt something was out of place.

「Huh? Why can I see something like a game status?」

When he realizes that he has an unparalleled talent for sword and magic, and has a super rare skill that only 3 people in the world possess, he rises from the bottom as an adventurer and lives a happy life with his friends.
Also, his great influence, politically and economically, will reach the people of his homeland, who have wronged him for unreasonable reasons…. <<less

After the Second Prince of the Ninth Heaven broke the Holy Spirit Lamp, he was then deprived of his Mana, his appearance, and was demoted to descending to the world to experience calamity.... more>>

The Second Prince, who had now no talent and no appearance, became the younger martial brother in Miaoxian Mansion, and started the path of cultivating immortals with fear.

At first, everyone bullied him, and only the cold and taciturn senior brother treated him well.

Later, he learned that the senior martial brother, the same as him, had a deep fate with immortals. Unless his soul left his body, he would become his Taoist Companion.

His heart was happy. Until that day he witnessed the senior martial brother commit great treason and as he held the Master in his arms.

With a piteous cry, “Miaomiao…….”

The cold face showed a gentle look as well.

That was the Master’s nickname.

The Second Prince no longer expected the senior martial brother to see him, but he did not expect the senior martial brother to be desperate and begged him, “Xiao Qi, save the Master, only your life can be exchanged for his life.”

After coming back, the Second Prince didn’t even evade the sword and died under it.

In a trance, he saw the senior martial brother’s disbelieving expression.

With his body dead, he returned to heaven.

The father of the Ninth Heaven raised this scarred man. The Second Prince asked for a heartless bead. After years of suffering, it was better to be a merciless and loveless immortal.

It was just that, it didn’t occur to him that his senior martial brother became the only devil in the Three Realms.

He didn’t know until he died–

—that the senior martial brother was covered with blood and tears. He knelt on his knees and could not stand up from the sycamore tree and fought madly with his fragmented soul. <<less

When a living person takes up a position in the nether world, they’re known as “Impermanent”. ... more>>

Lan He managed to squeeze into the entertainment circle, but wavered constantly around the 38th tier because of his lack of background.

At first, knowing that he has to work part-time as an Impermanent and live off of the Nether World, he rejected it, until he realised... Why did working part time in the Nether World help him become famous in the Over World?

Lan He: “It’s me, the darkest rogue in the Nether World, the hottest star in the Over World.” <<less

In her previous life, Qin Su served the country as a princess, fought in wars, and defended the throne for her imperial brother. In the end, however, she was ambushed and assassinated by the very brother she supported, facing rebellion and estrangement. Only the weak and ailing empress, whom she had never held in high regard, stood in front of her and took the arrows meant for her.... more>>

In her second chance at life, Qin Su didn't want to be the prestigious eldest princess or the war goddess anymore. She just thought that the emperor's dragon throne looked nice. On the side, she decided to protect the fragile empress, or rather, Miss Shen in this lifetime.

From the perspective of this life—

Shen Yi, since childhood, was frail. During a snowstorm, while accompanying her father to the capital, she was ambushed. In a critical moment, a red figure descended from the sky, saving her life but leaving her heart lost.

Shen Yi stumbled along behind that person, and even though she never turned around, she was content.

Later, Qin Su, adorned in dragon robes and crowned, married her empress in front of her ancestors. <<less