f*ck, the woman next door dared to be so disgusting, ah! Memeda! Memeda your sister, ah!
Your whole family are memeda, ah! Who will collect her from MD, ah!
Ling Xiao Xiao roared, afterwards she miserably completely discovered—
That she was the one that collected memeda, ah…. T_T... more>>

**memeda is the cuter way of saying muah, the kissing sounds. <<less

“It’s probably impossible for that washboard to become a familiar.”... more>>

“Go to h**l!”

‘I want the class beauty to serve me,’ is probably a thought that went through anyone’s mind at least once.

But frankly, I wouldn’t recommend it. I, Souta Ashiya, a failure of a magician, turned my classmate, Chikage Fujiwara, into my familiar. She was the progeny of a famous magician, as well as the number one beauty amongst the freshmen whom everyone looks up to.

Eh, you’re jealous? Seriously? Then, how about I hand her over to you? First off, she has far too high expectations of her master. Not to mention, she’s a sore loser and really rebellious, and above all, flat-chested. If you’re really fine with that, then she’s all yours…

Ah, that was just a joke! Spare me, Fujiwara!

—This is a story of how a relationship of servitude evolves into that of mutual love (?)… apparently. <<less

Ding Xuerun, a good student with both moral and academic excellence, had a wound on his face on the day he transferred to school. Lou Cheng thought he was being pretentious and repeatedly provoked him, “Don’t pretend to be a good student, what homework will you do?” It was not until after the monthly exam that Lou Cheng found out that he really was an excellent student, the first in his grade. ... more>>

After playing basketball, he showed off and pressed his drenched jersey onto his clean deskmate, “Do you know what is meant by virtue, intelligence, physical fitness and aesthetic sense*? It’s no use getting good grades. Smell it. This is called the smell of a man. “

Then one day, the teaching building’s lighting tripped, and the whole class cheered in the dark. No one noticed that in the back row of the most corner, Lou Cheng pressed his little deskmate against the wall and kissed him.

Lou Cheng: Puppy love is so sweet and scheming.

The two-good students will be attacked by X sorrows when they disagree with each other. <<less

Li Ming once thought that he could keep the secret of his body and live a quiet life without anyone knowing. However, unbeknown to him, his roommate had been eyeing him a long time ago.... more>>

[Scheming Gong vs. Beautiful Shou] <<less

"The super popular model I'm living with sniffed my used panties!" ... more>>

Nanase Saku started attending a boarding school after failing the high school entrance exam for the art program she wanted to get into.

Thanks to the odd number of students, she is able to comfortably live alone in a dorm suite meant for two.

Due to circumstances, she ends up living together with Luna, a popular model enrolled in the performing arts program who is the same age as her.

Initially perplexed at the free-spirited Luna who does whatever she pleases, Saku gradually begins to accept her.

However, just as she's about to accept her, she returns home one day and witnesses Luna sniffing her used panties---.....

<<less

“Ponds are pools of stagnant water. Does the fish want to live in this one?”... more>>

“Of course.”

(You Yu X Chi Tang)

(The fish & the pond)*

– She is her mountain, and she is her sea –

*Author’s nomenclature using the Chinese characters’ pronunciation: You Yu （游余）means swimming fish （游鱼）while Chi Tang（池唐） = pond （池塘） <<less

As a recognized beauty in the Mathematics Department of Tsinghua University, Gu Jiqing’s pure and lustful appearance captivated all the girls in the school. However, on the first day of school, he admitted that he was a Gay and reportedly even twisted several straight men.... more>>

Zhou Cibai, as a recognized member of the Architecture Department of Tsinghua University with a height of 1.9 meters and bursting with a hormonal aura, is praised by all the girls as a big walking general attacker. However, he was clearly a homophobe from the first day of school.

On the first day they were assigned to the same dormitory, Zhou Cibai said with a stern expression, “Sorry, I’m not interested in men.”

Upon hearing this, Gu Jiqing thought to himself: Fortunately, anyway, he doesn’t like large dogs either.

The two hit it off and thought they could get along well.

However, when Gu Jiqing took a shower and forgot to blow his hair, Zhou Cibai would blush and slam the door. When he woke up and forgot to wear pants, Zhou Cibai would blush and slam the door. When he was sick and rubbed his palms unconsciously, Zhou Cibai would still blush and slam the door.

Gu Jiqing thought to himself that Zhou Cibai must be homophobic to the extreme.

Until one day, he was drugged at a bar. In front of Zhou Cibai, he was about to find a young, handsome, clean, and lively fellow to help him. Zhou Cibai, however, pressed down on his waist and said through clenched teeth, “Gu Jiqing, do you think I’m not handsome enough or do you think I’m not clean enough?”

Gu Jiqing blinked in confusion and said, “Ah? Isn’t it because you can’t?”

.

When Zhou Cibai was in junior high school, he had a goddess whom he fell in love with at first sight. However, because of a gay stalker, causing him to lose face in front of his goddess, and from then on, he kept a respectful distance from gay.

As a result, Gu Jiqing took a bath and wanted to seduce him with wet hair. He exposed his thighs when he got out of bed to seduce him, and when he’s sick, he even softly acted spoiled to seduce him. And even the red mole on the corner of his eye was the same as his goddess.

Zhou Cibai finally couldn’t bear it anymore and said with a cold face, “Gu Jiqing, can you restrain yourself a bit? Don’t try to bend me all day long.”

Then that night, he put Gu Jiqing to sleep.

Zhou Cibai, who grew up believing that holding hands meant falling in love, looked at the rubber cond*ms on the ground and felt that although he has h*mophobia, he still had to take responsibility for Gu Jiqing.

So he decided to destroy the goddess’s photo, bid farewell to the past, and establish a formal romantic relationship with Gu Jiqing.

However, Gu Jiqing, who had been pestering him all night, just laid in bed, lazily hooking at a photo of the goddess, and asked in a muffled voice, “How come you have a photo of me from middle school?”

Then he raised the corner of his eyes and lightly wrote, “Oh, by the way, ten thousand yuan has been transferred to you, just think of it as your hard work charge last night. You’re welcome.”

Zhou Cibai, who has h*mophobia, with a fortune worth only 10,000 yuan a night. “???” <<less

There were four people in the dormitory, and three were gongs.... more>>

Su Shi is a straight guy who likes to wear women’s clothes for live broadcasts. After staying in the dorm room, he found that two of the other three roommates were bent! And those two were still staring at him hungrily!

The other straight man became his life-saver. He definitely had to stick with him to wash and had to squeeze into one quilt together to sleep at night.

Su Shi: “They will definitely climb into my bed while I’m asleep! For safety, let’s move out!”

Gu Chengxi: “You want to live together with me?”

Su Shi’s heart: We live in a gay man’s lair. We should keep each other warm.

Gu Chengxi who was mistaken for a ”straight man”, said: This bottom wearing women’s clothes is too passionate. Everyday he’s throwing himself in my arms and makes people unable to resist. It’s better that I hold him… <<less

After three years of marriage, Sheng Mingzhi and Lu Jiayan met only a handful of times.... more>>

One is a workaholic CEO who went overseas to explore markets, and the other is a star who is full of negative news and has little attention.

Their photos are all Photoshopped, and their marriage is only maintained by a sense of faith.

One day, the frenemy husbands had to fly back to Yunjing at the same time because Grandpa Lu was celebrating his birthday.

At the birthday party, Sheng Mingzhi leaned on Lu Jiayan's brother's shoulder fondly and said, "My husband, it's been a long time, I miss you. =3=”

While Lu Jiayan looked at Sheng Mingzhi's sister affectionately: It's been a long time, have you had plastic surgery?

The secretary embarrassedly reminded him: “President Lu, you have mistaken the person.”
The agent covered his face in despair: “Mingzhi, that's not your husband.”

It's fxxking embarrassing!
#I know your two are frenemy husbands, but I really don't know you are frenemy to this point.#
#It’s ridiculous that you can’t even distinguish the gender of your love!#

Lu Jiayan:"Isn't plastic surgery popular in your entertainment industry? Isn't it normal for me to mistook you for someone else?"

Sheng Mingzhi:“Thank you! If you pay a little attention, you know that transsexuality has never been popular in the entertainment industry : )”

Sheng Mingzhi, as the first eye candy in the entertainment industry, has no works for three years after his debut, and he is still not famous.

Mingzhi’s daily life is to show off his wealth on social platforms. His anti-fans comments are as follows:
“Now that the photos are taken, the borrowed Hermes shall be returned to it’s original owner.”
“It's not easy to gather so many fake luxuries in one go”
“Don't stand in front of someone's fancy cars to take pictures, it's embarrassing”

There's a top comment of the anti-fans.
Mingzhi stood in front of the $500 million yacht "Prince" with a bright smile.

“LOL! I can smell a poser from a mile away. No one really doesn't know ‘Prince’ is a wedding gift from Shengjia President Lu Jiayan to his wife?”
A few months later, the comment was forwarded by the official Weibo(a platform like Twitter) account of Shengjia Group.

“LOL! No one really doesn't know Mr. Sheng Mingzhi is the wife of the President?” <<less

When Yu Nian ran away from home at the age of eighteen, he was briefly taken care of by a handsome guy.... more>>

The handsome guy was named Qi Wang, only a year older than him, aloof and taciturn, mature and stable, the only flaw being a bit easy to deceive.

Yu Nian said his parents had died early, his family had fallen on hard times, and his siblings were harsh, and Qi Wang believed it all.

At first, he was impatient with Yu Nian, but later, he would spend hours waiting in line with him on winter nights to buy candied chestnuts and accompany him to set off fireworks by the sea in the late night.

Yu Nian unilaterally declared that he had found true love, and when his siblings came to take him home, he stubbornly refused to break up.

“I’ll elope with him tomorrow! Beating me won’t work!”

Yu Nian declared firmly.

But as expected, the unreliable Qi Wang disappeared, leaving Yu Nian determined but alone.

Actions speak louder than words about who is easy to deceive.

In the midnight reverie, Yu Nian often thought of this person with hatred, wishing for nothing but misfortune and poverty to befall him.

But eight years later, this person not only did not fall into ruin, but also became a rising star in the art world, appearing once again before him.

They met at a charity gala.

They politely and distantly extended their hands, as if meeting for the first time, exchanging casual pleasantries.

But the hands held together were burning hot, and their hearts beat restlessly.

Aloof Mature Seme × Formerly Silly Sweet Now Hot-tempered Uke <<less

When God left and refused to intervene with human affairs, he left a prophecy of the end of the world.... more>>

“When the time of magic draws to a close, the world will collapse and everything will fall into chaos.”

Man created a civilization so advanced because of their wisdom but they were doomed to be cursed. After all, intelligence is a gift and a curse.

Then a virus came like a thief in the night and brought an outbreak, an apocalypse. This advent brought an era of lawlessness, decay of morality, and a world struck by a pandemic.

When everyone is left to fend for themselves, be prepared to die. <<less

Fang Zhi saved 100,000 points and finally returned to his original world, only to find that fifty years had passed.... more>>

The body is made by the system, and the identity is made by the system. No relatives and friends, no past, and… no money.

To eat, “Three No's” Fang Zhi took his acting skills honed from ninety-nine worlds into the audition scene.

When filling out the registration form, the reporter asked him what his goal was. The handsome young man in front of the camera turned his pen lazily, his tone was lazy and casual.

“Target? Take down the actor first.”

Reporter: ...

Camera: …

Other actors around: …

In front of the screen, Lin Yingdi, who is watching the live broadcast: …

Who won? <<less

After reading a series of dog-blooded gong abuse novels mailed to him by his fans, Gu Jinlin was bound to a scum abuse system: if he doesn’t abuse scum, he’ll die.... more>>

Let’s all chant: We are very serious about scum abuse! Scum don’t deserve true love! <<less

Tao Ran has a nemesis named Jiang Yu Heng.... more>>

Excellent grades, dashingly handsome, well-mannered and president of the student council. The typical perfect child that parents tend to compare their own children to.

He's well-loved by everyone around them, except Tao Ran.

On one random night, Tao Ran was bickering with his nemesis slash roommate like usual.

Just a second ago, the atmosphere was so tense that Tao Ran stomped his feet in anger.

But the next second, his nemesis went: 'So cute. How is he still so cute even when he's mad.'

Tao Ran: "?"

Jiang Yu Heng looked unfazed, tilting his head to look at him, "What's wrong?"

Tao Ran thought he was hearing things.

But ever since then, similar situations kept happening repeatedly. Tao Ran finally realized that it was real, and not his imagination —— he can read minds now. And somehow, it only worked on Jiang Yu Heng.

He gradually noticed that their relationship wasn't quite the same as what he thought, mutually hating every moment they crossed paths. Well, he did hate it, but that wasn't the case for Jiang Yu Heng.

As a result of being locked in the dorms, Tao Ran had to spend a long time with Jiang Yu Heng in the same room.

Jiang Yu Heng: 'His mouth looks so soft, I want to kiss it.'

Jiang Yu Heng: 'His waist is so thin, I want to hold it.'

Jiang Yu Heng: 'If only I can **** (censored) him for a whole night...'

Tao Ran, who felt like crying already: 'I will never swear at another person ever again!! Why did you really turn out to be a pe*vert just because I've been cussing you as one——!' <<less

Posting a thread on the forum about pursuing a wife and discovering the story of how he had already agreed to it.... more>>

The gong always thought he was still pursuing his wife!

In the eyes of the shou, they were already a couple.

So, without his own awareness, the gong engaged in all the couple-like activities with the shou every day, while secretly complaining on the forum about his pursuit progress.

He ends up stumbling upon the gong’s thread, cue misunderstandings, dramatics and netizens feasting on melons while being stuffed with dog food. <<less

Tang Mu was not just in name only, but also in reality(1*) a child by a previous marriage(2*). When he was ten years old, his mother remarried to a wealthy family, and he followed her to the wealthy family’s home. However, the life in the wealthy family has been a total tragedy from the very beginning.... more>>

The step-brother and step-sister bullied him, and his grandmother always got angry at him when there was nothing to do. His mother always taught him to be patient and that when he graduated from university and left home, everything would be fine. However, Tang Mu could not endure until the day he graduated from college, and there was an accident…

Once he started all over again, Tang Mu knew that he was the cannon fodder in the book, and the heirs such as step-brother and step-sister were the real protagonists. His forbearance and perseverance had no effect other than adding some flavouring to other people’s lives.

On the first day of entering the university campus, the step-brother asked Tang Mu’s roommate to bully Tang Mu. Tang Mu, who had to live again, didn’t want to endure anymore, and beat all the people who bullied him.

In order to separate Tang Mu from his roommate, Tang’s mother arranged for him a new dormitory, a high school room, and a double dormitory. However, Tang Mu’s new roommate is not good news. On the first day after moving to the dormitory, the new roommate Yan Xi and his friend blocked him at the door of the dormitory to prevent him from entering…

Yan Xi’s friend: “This man is our boss. He doesn’t like to live in the same house with others. We’ll trouble you to change the place?”
Tang Mu: “The school assigned me to this dormitory. Why don’t you go out to rent a house?”
Yan Xi (smiling face): “I think you are crazy. If you have the courage to live here, you have to bear the consequences of living with me!”

A year later, Tang Mu finally knew what terrible consequences will be there of living together with Yan Xi …

— Yan Xi: One day I will let you serve (3*) me!

Tang Mu raised his eyebrows: What do you mean to let me serve?
Yan Xi hooked the corner of his mouth: Guess?

1* an idiom meaning being worthy of name/ live up to one’s reputation

2* derogatory term for a woman to bring one’s children into a second marriage; children by a previous marriage

3* can also mean admire/obey <<less

Shi Mu transmigrated into a comic that is a combination of fervor, suspense, and horror. As the dignified, big-ch*sted, and thin-waisted female villain, those who met her all wanted a “late-night chat” with her. But in the end, the blackened big boss sold her off abroad. Rewind to ten years ago, 17-year-old Shi Mu met the still fairly innocent big boss. The boy stood under the sun with squinted eyes, and asked for her name. She trembled.... more>>

“Shi Mu…”

Thought for a moment, then said, “I’m male.”

“….”

What can she do? In a world where the plot centers around love and disregards the storyline, the only ones that can protect themselves are males. Only, she didn’t expect that one night, big BOSS suddenly told her:

“I want to be on top. If you make me happy, I’ll occasionally let you get on top too.”

“??????”

What the f*ck did you say?

In order to not get caught, Shi Mu concealed her gender, trained hard for abs, got a tan, developed her morality, intelligence, and physicality, but in the end-

“You’re so pretty,” the big boss smiled devilishly.

Shi Mu: QAQ what’s wrong with you little bro? <<less

This is actually the story of a teenager who, after the devastating and spartan-like training of his crazy cool/Gong teammate, turned into a super amazing point guard that could blow up the skies even though he may seem low-key on the surface.... more>>

Also, Nie Chuan is Reese’s first love.

Nie Chuan: I’ve decided to promote you to becoming my best friend!

Reese: If I can be your best friend, it just means that you have no friends.

Nie Chuan: Hey! How could you say that! Do you know what it means to be my best friend?!

Reese: I’m sleeping.

Nie Chuan: It means that when I get married, my bride may not necessarily be her, but my groomsman must be…

Reese: The groom must be me.

Nie Chuan: What– you want to snatch my bride away?! You’re too inhumane!

Reese: Sleep. <<less

20 years ago…I was manipulated by my girlfriend…... more>>

My heart, which was torn apart countless times, still feels like something is missing…

What actions should I have taken at that time…? I still don't know the answer to it…

Do I regret my actions? I’m also not sure about that either…

However, the one thing I know…

For someone as naive as me…reality is incredibly harsh…

Now several years later…I meet her again… <<less

I was reincarnated in a Rated-19 horror novel. As the roommate who was horribly mu*dered by the crossdresser who commits a massacre from blackening due to his terrible childhood.... more>>

Wouldn’t the massacre be prevented if the man’s lack of affection was resolved?!

So I confessed to him.

“I-I like you!”
“….I’m a girl.”

Huh? Oh, oops!
But, I still like you!

The milk has already been spilt. I worked hard to prevent the massacre in the original novel by sticking close to the crossdressing protagonist. Now, all I have to do is reveal that this person was a man….Won’t he ever get caught dressing up as a woman?!

“Hey, you’re a man!”

“….N-no. Don’t abandon me, Bree.”

He even burst into tears.
Why are you crying!? <<less

Wayo is a college boy who's secretly in love with his senior Phana since they were in High School. ... more>>

His love for him led the innocent young man to go after this guy in the same university where he studies to become a doctor.

Along the way, Wayo or Yo faces a lot of obstacles to test the sincerity of his love towards his P'Phana or P'Pha.

With the help of his best friend Ming and the others, will he be able to make it to win his heart?

Now that he finally meets him and starts their reunion in chaos, how is he going to cope up to meet his expectation towards him?

Yo is willing to do everything. Even if that means he has to be the College Moon just to attain his ultimate goal which is Phana's heart. <<less

The adorable and fragile young man Han Huayang urgently needed money at home. Unexpectedly, he was deceived by his senior into becoming a magical girl.... more>> He signed a contract with a spirit and gained access to the magical girl system. Every day, he had to transform into a magical girl and work for the spirit to earn points for repayment. However, Han Huayang gradually discovered that his system was somewhat different from others... <<less

She was confident that she had lived a good life doing no wrong, but she found herself as the criminal of a mu*der case.... more>>

A situation where all the evidence pointed to a single suspect, Shushu.

Shushu was eventually imprisoned in Ugwell ‘Female’ prison.

“Trust me. I’ll find the real criminal and prove your innocence.”

That’s what her childhood friend Edwin said, but life in a tough prison full of criminals was too hard.

She needed a ‘prison wife’ to make her life easier.

“W-Will you be my prison wife? Please protect me.”

“I’m already taken.”

“What? By who?!”

“Mailbox.”

Despite both being women, Shushu even proposed to MiniCat, who controlled the prison, but she received a nonsensical answer.

“I don’t want to be the wife of someone who doesn’t even like me.”

However, a short while later, the recipient of her impulsive proposal, prisoner ‘MiniCat,’ kissed her.

“There’s a rule.”

The voice that flew into her ear gave goosebumps.

“Close your eyes when you kiss me.”

“…….”

“And I’ll treat you well.”

She was sure at this moment no matter who she would come to kiss in the future, she would never forget her kiss with MiniCat. <<less

The MC was a former WCG Shanghai champion and ranked 8th in the world. For some unknown reason he didn’t take part and disappeared. At... more>> some time later he was working at a brothel during the launch of a new almost realistic VRMMORPG . So the employer decided to close the brothel and with her group (including the MC) playing the game for fortune. <<less

Qiao Yanzhou is a video gaming streamer.... more>>

Gu Zixing is a professional gamer.

Qiao Yanzhou is a big fan of Gu Zixing.

Gu Zixing is Qiao Yanzhou’s idol.

Qiao Yanzhou is a quiet fan.

Gu Zixing is a cool and charming man.

Qiao Yanzhou is a couch potato.

Gu Zixing is a world champion.

A ranked game brought the two together, and the chemistry between them takes an unexpected turn…..

Not long after:

Gu Zixing: Xiao-Qiao, am I still your idol?

Qiao Yanzhou: Yeah.

Gu Zixing: Can I kiss you then?

Qiao Yanzhou: Sorry, who did you say you were? <<less