Wen Nuan found a job in the lobby of a hotel with a good salary, five insurances, and full room and board, but the name of the hotel was a bit unlucky——Hell Chain Hotel (The Underworld’s No. 1 Inn)... more>>

[Emperor Executive Suite] – 999,999 yuan (free breakfast)

Qin Shihuang: The magnificence of the suite is comparable to the E’Fang Palace, and it sets off my dignity. I am pleased!

[Sweet Couple Deluxe Room] – 5200 yuan (2-person couple’s breakfast)

Xiang Yu: Why did you put me in the same room as pretty boy Liu Bang? I have never seen such a weird double room! What, the hotel is full?

[Cobweb Theme Superior Room] – 1111 yuan (excluding breakfast)

Spider Spirit: I moved to Beijing to model for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen such a vivid themed room, as if I have returned to my hometown!

*

Wen Nuan: Hello, this is the hotel front desk. Is there anything I can do for you?

Baili Wuchang: I need special service, come to my room.

Wen Nuan:? ? ?

Aloof, loyal dog, affectionate *gong *X corny jokes, witty *shou*

1V1, lighthearted, sweet text <<less

I’ve been reborn? Xiao Ziling, who was facing the eve of the apocalypse, pulled a bitter face. The apocalypse isn't easy to live in, you know!... more>>

In order to have a good life in the future, he must first hug a big, thick thigh. Xiao Ziling’s eyes are on the apocalypse’s future king, Chu Zhitian. He strived to be his reliable and capable Younger Brother, in hopes of being protected under this tree’s shade.

Only, why is it so hard to accomplish this small goal?

This big brother, you are a cheat carrier, you should be able to call the wind and summon the rain. Why the hell are you fighting with me for the Younger Brother position?

That big sister who transmigrated, you want to sponge on my family’s Big Brother? Also, please don’t think of me as a thorn in your side. My s*xual orientation is very normal.

Cold-faced little brother, do not always look at me with those suspicious eyes. History has never had someone as ordinary as me. I am a reborn man.

Little sister selling meng, where did you come from? Why are you clearer on future events than I am?

……Your mom, what kind of world is this? Xiao Ziling was left in disarray – this world has a diverse variety of transmigration and rebirth loophole cheats everywhere. Even becoming a younger brother requires you to compete for it. Xiao Ziling was seriously under great pressure!

Seems like a big thick thigh must definitely be hugged securely, Xiao Ziling realized. <<less

Late at night, Yan Qing drove across the cross-river bridge, who would have anchored halfway.... more>>

At a glance, she saw a handsome man standing not far away, so she stepped forward for help, but she never thought of—

The man actually grabbed the railing, raised his long legs, and was about to jump off the bridge.

Yan Qing felt like a dream.

However, she pulls it out and saves Huo Yunshen, who is ruthless in the outside world.

However, this Huo family boss is seriously inconsistent with imagination.

Not only was he inexplicably haunting his wife, she was treated like a treasure, he even fell on her knees, his eyes were scarlet, he stubbornly begged her:

“Qingqing, don’t leave me anymore.”

—

Rumors have it that the President Huo wife is dead and loved, so he will be cold and unsympathetic, and do not even look at women.

Didn’t expect a little star who made her debut soon to embrace his thigh? !

Insiders proclaimed everywhere: “It’s just a stand-in that looks like old love, what’s to be proud of!”

Before long, “Little Star” Yan Qing held the grand prize and smiled sweetly in front of the camera: “Formally clarify, Mr. Huo’s old love is me.”

That night, Huo Yunshen came to the scene personally, took off his coat and wrapped her in his arms. Facing countless reporters, he only said:

“There is no new love and old love, she is the only one in my life.”

—

Yan Qing did not know that she had lost her memory.

She don’t know …

There is a man in this world who, in the three years since she lost her life, is as insane as it is dead. <<less

Xu Tangzhou lost his memory. He always dreamed of an unfamiliar Alpha who made his legs go weak, and his dreams caused one to be red in the face.... more>>

One day, he saw the Alpha he dreamed of on TV. Apparently, the other party was a huge celebrity called Ling Che.

Not long after, he debuted and his manager said that he wanted to find someone to guide him.

After meeting Ling Che, Xu Tangzhou’s facial expression was indifferent. “Oh.”

Xu Tangzhou’s inner thoughts: Ahhhhhhhhhh he’s so hot!

Four years ago, Ling Che’s Omega disappeared overnight and thoroughly broke up with him.

Four years later, Ling Che had already become the king of the music industry. He met the partner who was newly assigned to him by his company for a business couple.

That newcomer was called Xu Tangzhou.

The manager smiled obsequiously. “Our Zhou Zhou looks like a cold beauty but beneath the surface, he’s exceptionally pure.”

Ling Che coldly laughed. “You want me to guide him? Maybe in the next life.”

That night, the cold beauty that was exceptionally pure beneath the surface appeared in front of Ling Che’s room door.

He was clean and fresh, and he loosely wore a bathrobe with a wide collar.

The next day, the sweetest CP in the history of the entertainment industry was born. <<less

Ye Lizhu is a delicate beauty with the flesh of ice and bones of jade*. Having reached the age of marriage, yet no one dared to come and marry her.... more>>

Everyone knows that Ye Lizhu’s body is weak- even when walking two steps away, she needs someone to support her. Moreover, the Prime minister loved and spoiled her to the heavens. If such a sick beauty is married home and wasn’t served well, he will definitely be killed by the ruthless Prime minister Ye.

Ye Lizhu also feels quite vexed, her body is getting worse day by day. When she was at peace with death, an indifferent man started coming to the Prime minister’s residence. The man is tall and jade, with a cold appearance just like a celestial being, and looks at Ye Lizhu with frightening eyes.

However, as soon as Ye Lizhu approached the man, her sickly body somewhat recovered. Once the man moved away, she couldn’t breathe easily.

Finally one day, Ye Lizhu pretended to fall down, thinking that she could preserve her life if she stays close to this man.

Prime Minister Ye, who feared nothing in Heaven or Earth, quickly grabbed his daughter and whispered in her ear: “This is the Regent, Prince Qin, who came to the capital with one hundred thousand to frighten the emperor. Baby girl, let’s try to find someone gentle and soft, don’t look at this evil god.”

Later, the regent held poor little Lizhu in his arms: “Good, come closer.”

Only the regent himself knew how long he’s liked this little beauty.

Note :
flesh of ice and bones of jade : A woman with smooth and fair skin <<less

One imperial edict and the family’s calculation, the sweet, adorable her met the cold him that was up high. She became his little princess consort. Everyone said that Prince Ying of Western Xuan Empire was shockingly ugly, cold-blooded and ruthless. They laughed at her that she had mistakenly entered the tiger’s den with her life in danger. But she just laughed that everyone in the world couldn’t see the wider picture, and were s*upid and ignorant. The ugly appearance was actually beyond gorgeous, cold-blooded was actually gentle and sweet. She only wanted to hide him away and not allow other people to peep at him. “Big Ice Cube, take off your mask and let this... more>> princess have a look!” She propped up her chin with saliva flowing down.

“Want to look?” A certain person’s lips hooked into a devilishly charming smile, saying. “Then first, hand over some down payment…” This is the story of a sweet adorable female and a two-faced male’s journey to fight enemies and kill strange things, while pursuing a romantic relationship that was absolutely full of loving spoiling, hilarity and hot-blooded action. <<less

Murong Yan is “dead.” His subordinate tells him that his love has been crying by his grave every single day.... more>>

He’s ecstatic and sneaks over to catch a glimpse, only to find that his love isn’t crying at all; he’s just standing quietly in front of the grave.

Feeling hurt, he goes to probe his love while under disguise.

Murong Yan: You come to see him every day. Is it because you miss him?

His love: I come to see how tall the grass on his grave has grown.

Murong Yan: … <<less

The cobbled roads of Enid where horse-drawn carriages travel ・Lavilio City... more>>

A hotblooded Raymond was assigned to a special bureau in the police department that was in charge of exterminating a blood-sucking monster known as ‘Genty.’ At a secret evening party where Genty are rumored to frequent, Raymond meets Oliver, a skilled hunter who specializes in hunting down those monsters. Raymond, for some reason, gets partnered with Oliver, the melancholic and beautiful young man, yet unfriendly and with a sharp tongue, and gradually finds himself getting enchanted by his green eyes. However, Oliver refuses to acknowledge Raymond.

One day, Oliver brings up the fact that ever since he was a young child, he’s been followed around by a Genty and that anyone that gets close to him is killed. <<less

A rookie clerk asked his senior curiously: I heard our President is already married?... more>>

His senior calmly replied: Correct!

The rookie clerk continued to ask: The President's wife is the former manager Jiang Qi, right?

The latter impatiently replied: The whole company already knows!

The rookie clerk stared at the other’s face: But… isn't Manager Jiang a man?

His senior glared: Nonsense, if he is not a man then is he a woman?

The rookie clerk felt wronged: “……………….” <<less

"I’m leaving."
 
Are you sure? Those who fought with you in the war would be sad when they hear that. "
 
"I think... more>> they won’t even remember me."
 
When the war ended and the kingdom got the victory it wanted, Clarence Holton, the knight of the common people, refused to accept the humble reward and promised honor gifted to her. She puts it all down and rather chooses to leave.
 
Why won’t you tell us where the hell did Clarence go? "
 
But contrary to her belief that no one would remember her, they all rose up the moment they heard the news. The Crown Prince of the Kingdom, the Silent Knight Leader, the Genius Wizard, and the Priest of the temple chased after her. They were looking for her, who suddenly disappeared. <<less

If Ke Xun could do it again, he would have never left his house to go out and flirt with guys, even if it would mean getting beaten to death.... more>>

Weren’t they supposed to have just been taking shelter from the rain in a museum and looking at some erot*c paintings while they were at it? Why…did they enter the world inside a painting?!

Mu Yiran: Every single one of us is acting out a role in the painting.

Ke Xun’s eyes lit up: How do we get into an erot*c painting?

Mu Yiran gave him a long, drawn-out look: Shut your eyes and lie down. <<less

“How do you like this mood? If one day he suddenly becomes a masked superhuman in a tight suit with a swinging boa tail behind him, hands with long spider hair, and a drooling pig face under the mask, even so, you can still remain calm and pull him into your embrace.”... more>>

“There is only one possibility: my eyes are blind.” Ke Bu is a real person. He understands that love is not great to this point. If you really become like that, Zhi Li’s first reaction is absolutely to send himself to the Scientific Research Institution. <<less

The timeline was a banker who died suddenly at his post due to working overtime every day.... more>>

He was 24 years old.

As a result, he ended up in the cheesy novel "The Rich Boss's Little Fugitive Wife" mentioned by his female colleague.

The original owner was adopted into the Shi family and was extremely beautiful from a young age.
But he was bullied by the brothers in the family, teased and tortured in the small dark room. Later, he was married off to the powerful and ruthless tycoon.

Originally, the Shi family intended to marry the young master to the tycoon, but the tycoon specifically requested the original owner, which was ridiculed by the brothers.

The original owner had Bai Yueguang in his heart, romantic and not interested in money. He spent his days wanting to escape the 1,000-square-meter bedroom to find Bai Yueguang. He was forced to spend fifty million every day but couldn't spend it on Bai Yueguang. If he couldn't spend it all, there would be punishment. He cried every day, thinking about how to escape from such a painful life.

At that time, the timeline thought to himself about the plot:

What's so bad about being in a few thousand square meters bedroom? Is it more painful than working overtime?

He would rather cry in the few thousand square meters bedroom than work overtime.

Why would the protagonist in the wealthy family novel want to escape? Indeed, they are not of this world.

After coming into the story, he calmly lay down.

Knowing that the tycoon was busy and often didn't come home, he never disturbed him, being a thoughtful little cotton jacket, asking about his well-being, and focusing on stock trading when the money was in place.

Knowing about the tycoon's scandals, he never asked, being a carefree main wife, focusing on stock trading when the money was in place.

Knowing that the tycoon was good at giving money, he would only send a street away, giving house deeds, gold, or even a refrigerator full of cash. He would cry and say, 'I don't want these, I only want your love,' and then quietly accept them.

He would buy a few properties casually when passing by real estate, buying one when he was unhappy, and they would appreciate after he bought them.

The stocks he invested in would increase by hundreds of times, and he had a handful of bullish stocks.
The companies he invested in could turn the tide in the shortest time, rising to become technological giants.

Investing, managing finances, and charity, he didn't miss anything, and everything fell into his pocket.
Besides health, money truly is the happiest thing in the world.

One day, he got drunk and drunkenly shouted a few people's names, only to have his chin pinched and forced to lift his head.
"Who am I?"

The deep voice was very sexy, his head spinning, but he touched the other's abdominal muscles and smiled, "Are you Jack?"

The man said in a deep voice, "I'm your husband."

He: "......?" <<less

One morning after being struck by lightning, Ye Wenxuan inexplicably gained the superpower of being able to generate electricity.... more>>

If he jammed his finger into one of the generator terminals in an electricity power plant, he could provide a year’s worth of power for 3 Tier 1 cities simultaneously, receiving the name “the mobile nuclear power plant.”

The country’s electrical company’s boss held his hand, speaking emotionally: “Comrade ah, the country’s future electrical development will all depend on you!”

Ye Wenxuan: WTF

Later, the “mobile nuclear power plant” was dispatched to be a bodyguard for a local tyrant.

Xing Yuan coldly said: “Just now did you or did you not electrocute me?”

Ye Wenxuan pointed to the heavens and swore: “I am an honorable employee, how could it be possible for me to make a move on my employer!”

Later on…

He made a move. <<less

Is there a possibility, that love doesn’t exist in the world?... more>>

Adapted into a movie, Better Days with Jackson Yi and Zhou DongYu. <<less

Albarino was a forensic pathologist at Westland Forensic Bureau. He was single, witty, and would go out for a drink with his colleagues – just like any other forensic pathologist.... more>>

Except for one thing: he was secretly a psycho serial killer.

For the longest time, Albarino had a normal 3-point-1-line life* from home – Forensic Bureau – crime scene (his own or someone else’s), until one day, another psycho serial killer unintentionally killed his target he had planned to kill for 3 months.

With all his meticulous planning ruined, he was pissed off, so he decided to provoke the other serial killer himself.

*a boring, monotone, unchanging life. <<less

"Was it with this innocent face that you always seduced men?" Dojun’s voice was icy cold.... more>>

“Jin Tae-yeon, what’s the real you that you’re hiding from me?”

Immediately after their marriage, Dojun had left for the United States, only to return unannounced to their honeymoon home and office after one year and six months.

“If you’re so curious, Mr. Dojun, why don’t you investigate it yourself?”

Dojun, who had been indifferent and cold towards Taeyeon, confessed aggressively.

“I think I’m going crazy over you.” He declared.

“I have no intention of living as a mere facade of a married couple. I love you.”

Is this marriage really okay? <<less

Getting drenched by a hot cup of tea is like emptying a basin of dog’s blood over your head.... more>>

The snake demon could not remain calm, and discovered after biting back that, it actually did not matter if he bit him or not.

This person—was going to die anyways.

A touching story between a mortal and a snake demon that started because of a hot cup of tea. And their entanglement that lasted three lifetimes. <<less

Ye Shu transmigrated into the book he had just read and became the first cannon fodder minister who was brought down by the tyrannical male lead, suffering a death by a thousand cuts, turned into dust, that kind of thing.... more>>

Ye Shu resolutely packed up and decided to abscond before this could happen. On the road, feeling that he had been drugged, he accosted someone for help.

Who would have expected that he would wake up the next day with the tyrant smiling beside him. “Did you sleep well?”

Ye Shu: “……”

To survive, Ye Shu was forced to enter the palace as a consort, and henceforth, lived a harsh life of being ordered around and squeezed by the tyrant.

When the tyrant annotated folding memorials[1], he refilled his tea and ground more ink.

When the tyrant ate, he tested his dishes for hidden drugs.

When the tyrant retired for the night, he was even responsible for warming his bed.

It wasn’t until his belly started to grow that Ye Shu noticed that the book he had transmigrated into seemed to be a bit buggy……

This f*cking world was actually ABO.

He hadn’t been drugged, previously… That was the first differentiation period as he became a Kunjun!

Tyrant: “This Qianjun’s rut period is coming, my beloved consort……”

Ye Shu slammed the bedchamber’s door in front of the tyrant. “Heh, not a chance.”

Note : [1] Folding memorial – Memorials were an official communication to the Emperor of China. A “Folding Memorial”, for instance, was to be written on pages small enough for the emperor to hold them in his hand and read without being observed. <<less

In her past life, Jun MuYan had a hard life and died miserably. Her unborn child was ripped from her to be refined as an elixir, and even her own flesh was used as someone else’s stepping stone.... more>>

In this arduous life, she has an outwardly cold, adorable Bao (treasure/baby) beside her.

“Xiao Bao, that woman who wants to form a contract with the sacred beast is Mommy’s enemy.”

Thus, the top sacred beast becomes Xiao Bao’s pet.

“Xiao Bao, this God Musician’s inheritance is too powerful!”

Tiny hands move, and the place of inheritance opens. Jun MuYan becomes the only successor of the God Musician.

“Xiao Bao, this man is always pestering Mommy and doesn’t let go!”

Xiao Bao immediately strikes to drive said man away… hey, you can’t be driven away!?

You’re my father? What father? Can you even eat that? <<less

*The Four Great Female Constables – Book 2/4... more>>

The first time Hua Qianqian met Yeqing, she was angry.

“Are you a killer?”

“Are you a constable?”

A killer meets a constable.

Similar to a dog seeing a cat, there are extreme ferocity and a mu*derous aura.

“I will arrest him and bring him to justice first, then later, you can find a chance to kill him. Then both of us won’t suffer a loss, what do you say?”

Yeqing was speechless. As a constable, she did not stop him from killing and even negotiated with him?

The second time they met, she smiled.

“Why didn’t you do a proper job as a killer but work as a male prostitute to let your chrysanthemum be poked? Did you lose your job?”

“Similarly, you quit your job as a constable and became a dancer, are you unable to hold on to your job?”

“Che! Being a constable is only a part-time job. A dancer makes a lot of money, don’t you know that?”

Yeqing was speechless again. Is the unconventional constable making fun of a professional killer?

The third time they met, she became familiar with him.

“it’s been a long time since we met. Did you change your job to become a painter? Ah……are you painting me?”

Holding up the portrait she cast an ambiguous look at him. To be on the receiving end of a secret crush is a bit embarrassing.

Yeqing said coldly. “That is your reward poster. Someone put up a bounty for your head.” <<less

I accidentally took possession of someone in a 19+ reverse harem novel.... more>>

The problem is that I became Roxana Agriche, the older sister of the sub-villain. My damn father kidnapped the heroine’s brother. Now, is the only thing left to meet a terrible end from the vengeance of the heroine?

But what if I can avoid that horrible development?

“I’m also interested in this toy.”

“I’ll protect you until you can get out of here safely.”

The heroine’s brother, Cassis Pedalian, will definitely be able to pay me back later.

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Kidnapping, mu*der, and risqué relationships! Within the scandalous pages of The Abysmal Flower, the downfall of Roxana Agrece’s criminal family is already foretold. So when Cassis Pedelian, the heroine’s older brother, is kidnapped by Roxana’s father, she can either wait for the heroine’s revenge... or take matters into her own hands, since Cassis is the key to her survival. But with deceitful characters on all sides, can Roxana and Cassis trust each other enough to bring down the brutal Agreces? <<less

Yu Keke is bound to a system after transmigrating into a book, demanding the redemption of the blackened villain.... more>>

If the task is not completed, she will die. She has a sincere attitude: How should she approach Ji Jingye and prevent him from turning black?

The system answered confidently: How do I know?

Yu Keke: ? So what's the use of you?

System: I know everything in this world. For example, the top star person in front of you is already secretly married and had children with his agent, but is secretly dating a female celebrity who he has recently fried CP with. The female internet celebrity over there is about to get married, but she is still having a lot of fun outside. She and her friend P plan to play exciting games on their wedding night... balabala

Yu Keke: ! And then what? Has she been discovered?

System: ?

After discovering that they were the same kind, one person and one system immediately became addicted to eating melons, so happy that they completely forgot about tasks and villains.

Until one day …

System: Host, I suspect the villain has been secretly in love with you for a long time. He actually has a lot of photos you sent him on his phone - wait, why are our channels still connected ? !

One person and one system were shocked and turned around. The big villain who was processing documents looked up and smiled at them, saying, “What's the matter, won't you continue chatting?”

Yu Keke: ! !

System: ! !

So system, is the task considered completed?

Ah, this... may, maybe?
- - - - - - -

Ji Jingye was unexpectedly reborn and somehow connected to the system and Yu Keke's mind channel.
He sat with cold eyes waiting for Yu Keke to attack him and prevent him from blackening.

However …

Yu Keke: [Really? Really? Wow, then what?]

System: [Then the man...]

Yu Keke: [Woohoo, exciting!]

Ji Jingye: …… I feel like a fool for taking precautions seriously.

After Ji Jingye took the initiative to appear, Yu Keke finally saw him and her eyes lit up.

He waited silently for her to speak, but heard the system’s [wow] appear again.

[Host, I just ate a big melon! The woman is actually pregnant, she’s keeping it, this is absolutely first-hand news!]

Yu Keke quickly turned around: [What, what, whose child is it?]

Ji Jingye's face remained expressionless: ... Do they still remember what their task is?

Wait, so whose child is it?

Reading guide:

1. All melons and characters have no original counterpart. Any similarities are purely made up. Please do not substitute them.

2. The novel world has no logic, please remember to put away your brain when reading (dog head)

3. The variety show in chapters 44-47 involves lily melons, which is described but not considered as a side CP. There is no follow-up after the variety show, so if you are not interested, you can skip it directly~

One sentence summary: Damn it, the villain actually eavesdropped on us eating melon! <<less

I sincerely long for my mother’s marriage to happen without a fail.... more>>

I believed that it could be possible…

Even if the person, who would become my father, had never only shown concern for me. <<less