“Ponds are pools of stagnant water. Does the fish want to live in this one?”... more>>

“Of course.”

(You Yu X Chi Tang)

(The fish & the pond)*

– She is her mountain, and she is her sea –

*Author’s nomenclature using the Chinese characters’ pronunciation: You Yu （游余）means swimming fish （游鱼）while Chi Tang（池唐） = pond （池塘） <<less

A cultivation story about how a declining sect is restored by a narcissist, troublemaker, meanie, idiot, and wimpy kid.

The cause of our seven year itch is due to my wife wanting to lose weight? This can’t happen!

University professor, Li Chengze, was electrocuted to death by a leaky water heater. Unexpectedly, his soul transmigrated into ancient times and he became a scholar with poor character. ... more>>

This scholar had only touched the water’s surface in his pursuit of knowledge and yet puts on an act of one who is better than others as he dreams of reaching heaven in a single bound.

One day, the Marquis of highest virtue holds a banquet at his residence and the scholar somehow borrows another’s prestige to attend the banquet.

In the Marquis’ residence, the scheming favored concubine’s daughter and the short-sighted and brainless unfavored eldest legitimate daughter battled to survive. The unfavored eldest daughter falls into the lotus pond but the scholar immediately jumps in to rescue the young lady who has fallen.

But woe! The young lady was innocent, but could only be kicked out by the Old Matriarch and pushed onto the scholar from a very ordinary family.

The concubine’s daughter had won a victory, and the eldest daughter could only cry her heart out!

On the day of their matrimony, the scholar was knocked unconscious by his angry wife with a porcelain pillow! When he woke up, his face may be the same but now the serious Professor Li lay within his shell.

After being single for most of his life, Professor Li squinted his eyes as he wore his poker face that had been perfected for over ten years. Which student wasn’t afraid of this poker face of his?

The eldest daughter’s imposing manner withered at once.

Li Chengze’s brows pinched tightly.

Seeing an adolescent girl who was in junior high at most in front of him, he felt his head ache.

– A what appears to be a gentle yet educated scholar on the outside but is really a scheming professor on the inside X the eldest daughter who’s been raised to be silly and headstrong

– Love after marriage

– A young gentleman teaches his wife.

Professor Li: A rebellious student who has not been taught correctly from the start must be broken down to their roots and built back up.

Gu Qingci: Wuwuwu, when will my husband consummate our marriage? <<less

"Seeing Lin Yuan's eight-pack abs, his muscles, his body, makes me feel safe!"... more>>

"The dinner Lin Yuan prepared for me was absolutely delicious, better than anything I could have ordered at a restaurant."

"Showing the screenshot of Lin Yuan playing with me in the game, the World Champion has given me a friend status!"

Lin Yuan sent me a beautifully stitched traditional dress, made by himself after learning from an unknown professional."

"Lin..."

After being in a relationship for half a year, Mu Qianqian showed off his affection each day to her social circle.

Causing her single besties to be jealous, but they could only silently swallow food in silence.

But today, Mu Qianqian posted a hypocritical message on WeChat Moments.

"In the end, we broke up."

As soon as these words came out, her besties began to act one after another... <<less

Jin Li, responsible for heavenly air transport, is the first koi in the form between heaven and earth.... more>>

After getting drunk, her soul travels to the Three Realms and falls in the body of the third-line star Bai Jinli, who has just passed away.

Bai Jinli, the first black vase in the entertainment industry.

Poor acting skills, playing big names, and recently trying to team up with the male god Lu Qingyuan to create a CP.

Heizi’s daily clamor: Spicy Chicken-Bai Jinli rolls out of the entertainment circle!

But suddenly, one day, the sunspots who checked in to greet the three generations of Jinli every day discovered that Jinli’s Weibo style had changed:

Jin Li: I have made ten good luck charms in Xianlai. If you forward this Weibo lucky draw, you will have a chance to win it ^_^

Heizi: Heh, what a new method of sensationalism, I won’t participate!

One month later –

Papa Jinli, can I still enter the lottery now?!” <<less

Crossed over to ancient times after a betrayal. ... more>>

The emperor humiliates her, the concubines bully her. The queen doesn’t mind! She was more at ease outside the palace!

Turning the county mansion into a queen’s hotel, a palace maid into a waitress and guards into respected bodyguards… At night, she counts her silver and laughs out loud as beautiful men are sent to her door to serve enthusiastically. So satisfying! <<less

【The entire world bullies you, hates you, and isolates you, but your world has light because of him. I hate this world! But I love you!】... more>>

Xiao Chen is an ordinary person, but the world he lives in is never ordinary.

Various bizarre deaths and spiritual events happen around him. One after another, countless passersby look at him with pity, as if they’re looking at a dead person.

Early passerby: I remember that this Xiao Chen died really tragically, and when he died… blablablabla, and… blablablabla.

Passerby in the middle: ? Why is Xiao Chen still not dead???

Late passerby: WHAT? Why is the Boss in a relationship with Xiao Chen???

Xiao Chen: ???? <<less

As Yun Xiao’s soul soared into the heavens after his death, he made a startling discovery—the vast world in which he had lived for sixteen years astonishingly resembled a colossal tomb! Beneath it lay an ancient bronze coffin, vast as the boundless seas, radiating an overwhelming miasma. Every piece of land was but a handful of dirt atop this enormous coffin. The billions of living souls unknowingly thrived and multiplied within this graveyard soil.... more>>

Inside the massive casket rested the body of an Immortal. His eyes were as deep as the underworld, his mouth reminiscent of the Yellow Springs, his hair flowed like a majestic dragon, and his body spanned across a million mountain ranges. Which celestial deity from ancient times could be resting here for eternity?

Refusing to let himself fade away, Yun Xiao’s soul entered the body of the Immortal. With the world’s Divine Pillar as his sword and the vast continents as his seals, he and the coffin embark on a journey through the Immortal path, seeking enlightenment and challenging the heavens! <<less

What should one do when he inexplicably become a mutant student in the Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters of the Marvel world? Waiting online, quite urgent!... more>>

Huh? Wait a moment, why does this world have a golden fruit that resembles the Glint Glint fruit from the One Piece world?

Countless years later…

When Dormammu, Ego, and many cosmic bosses were kicked at the speed of Light, Yu Feng stood on top of Vormir star mountain Holding the Soul Stone in his hands while his hands was on Death’s cheeks as he said: “Death, if you Don’t want to experience what you preach, then you will be my maid for eternity.” <<less

It tells the love story of a woman who overcomes many trials to become a female official and a general who has weathered many hardships in his road to victory.... more>>

Despite being an illegitimate daughter, Mu Zhuohua breaks away from from the path of traditional women during her time as she escapes from her own wedding and enters the capital to seek a position as a female official. In her journey, she meets Liu Yan, a man known as the god of war.

He may have been defeated in battlefield but he does not waver in his resolve as he endures hardships to avenge his grievances. The two may have started out trying to use each other for their own purposes but they eventually join hands in their mission to better the nation, creating a world where women can also enter the court as officials. <<less

Cheng Yin crossed to the world of magic.... more>>

Everyone thought that Cheng Yin was a useless wastrel, after all, at fifteen years old, he had yet to feel elements or Dou Qi.

Later, everyone’s face was slapped, Cheng Yin actually became a magician, and he also became a rare summoner!

Everything changed when it came to him:

The others worked hard to cultivate, and he worked hard to find people or races with good talent to replicate.

Top Cheng Yin – Bottom Wei Xi <<less

Across from Zhao Zhiruo’s home, a new neighbor moved in – a handsome man with a stunning appearance. He was like an idol, with tall and well-built stature, his charming eyes so radiant that they could nearly blind you. However, to her surprise, this neighbor seemed to like her!... more>>

Could it be some kind of truth-or-dare reality show?

Cameraman, come out quickly!

I promise not to hit you. <<less

Ruan An An, who came from a family that had tens of billions worth in net value, returned to her alma mater to donate a building but fell in love with a college student there.... more>>

The boy wore a brilliant white shirt. His figure was slender and tall. With black hair, light-colored pupils, and a beautiful jawline, he looked incredibly handsome.

Ruan An An was dazzled by his charm when the two bumped into each other. The college student picked up the file Ruan An An had dropped on the ground and smiled: "Fellow student, watch your step."

His voice sounded as clear as spring water and the person was as handsome as jade.

For the first time in her life, Ruan An An was in love.

She created an opportunity for herself by changing her identity.

As the story goes, a sweet girl with financial difficulty who constantly strived for self-improvement quickly fell in love with another poor yet handsome male college student. The two were in tune with each other in all aspects and got married in just half a year.

Although they were hard-pressed for money even after marriage, it did not affect their relationship.

On the night before their wedding anniversary, Ruan An An was dressed in one of her exquisite skirts at work, as usual, to attend a private meeting to meet the so-called behind-the-scenes major shareholder.

"Ms. Ruan," the secretary introduced: "This is Gu Jue, Mr. Gu."

Ruan An An stared at the man with whom she shared the same pillow in a 100 square meter apartment every night. He was impeccably attired, looking very sharp and honorable.

...She almost broke her high heels.

"An An," He said as a warm smile melted into his face like snow: "Let us move to Lin Jiang Mansion, I have built a garden for you."

Ruan An An: "..."

Damn you, the poor and handsome college student! It was all a set up! <<less

Whenever the night of the full moon arrives, the wolf that goes into heat must find its elixir.... more>>

And that elixir is unexpectedly…

Interspecies mating.

*

The destitute white wolf king of the grasslands is about to enter a political marriage with the princess from beyond the Northern Plains.

*

Purely fictional, do not take it seriously.

If there are sensitive individuals, please refrain from reading.

A short piece, I wish you an enjoyable reading experience. <<less

When others time travel, it's like a romantic novel, but when I time travel, it feels like a Grimm's fairy tale!... more>>

My real father doesn't care for me, and my stepmother mistreats me. At such a young age, I'm reduced to a burden. Little did I know, I'd encounter another strange stepfather...

What? The king's stepfather isn't the only pe*vert?! That duke, that prince, and even the leader of the knight's order...

Hey! Could it be that Grimm's fairy tales can be so OOXX~~~ <<less

Chu Yinran loves Ning Kai very much, and she is willing to give everything to him, but Ning Kai only loves her half-sister. ... more>>

Obviously, she is Ning Kai’s fiancée!

Chu Yinran went to great lengths to do all the things that a vicious female supporting character in a bloody novel would do.

In the end, Ning Kai recruited fifty men to r*pe her and wanted to make a film to threaten her into a divorce?

What kind of bloody plot is this?

It was only after Chu Yinran died that it was discovered that she was a vicious female supporting character in a group pampering novel. Her IQ was forcibly lowered many times, and in the end she was tortured to death! But now she was awakened! Reborn!

This time around, she decided not to be recognized and taken home so she can avoid the male and female protagonists and live a good life.

However, due to the plot teaser, she fell in love with the male protagonist again, and afterwards, she began to pursue him so vigorously that got herself run over by a car?!

Motherf*cker!

The awakening was not thorough enough!

Now that she was reborn, she decided to return home, be a vicious supporting character within the legal limits, embrace the fact that she hated the heroine, and more! But she can no longer love the male protagonist.

This was so sad!

Okay, let’s go and mess around with the male protagonist’s brother instead.

***

The male protagonist’s brother: I really like the vicious female supporting character. I want to f*ck her, I want to f*ck her all the time. I want to f*ck her over and over again. <<less

Ye Zhi went blind and her legs became paralyzed due to an accident. Her brother Ye Nanfeng took good care of her and massaged her disabled legs every day. During the massage, she would feel her body shaking, her brother's breathing become unsteady, and his voice would change strangely.... more>>

Until that day, she stopped taking her medicine. In the middle of the night, she was woken up by a strange touch on her legs. Before she could enjoy the joy of regaining feeling in her legs and being able to see light in her eyes, she was enveloped by a strong wave of pleasure. When she lowered her head, she saw her brother actually licking her p**sy, so she could only pretend not to know and endure the pleasure... <<less

Yao Bianliang was an actress in her previous life, and once she entered the shuangwen story of the entertainment circle. The system said: “As long... more>> as the host works hard to become cold and become an 18th-line star that no one cares about, she can get a bonus of 100 billion.” Yao Bianliang sat up in shock while saying: “Is there such a good thing?” <<less

Whenever Xie Lan played the violin, Dou Sheng felt it sending out a signal called love. Unfortunately, separated by distance, the signal cut off one day without warning. That was until the other person crossed the oceans and landed by his side, becoming a part of his world, even holding his hand and interlocking their fingers.... more>>

At long last, he heard the signal again.

"Traditionally, the big cat has always been around; the second cat came afterwards. In order to show its acceptance and assert its status, the big cat would lick the fur of the second cat. It is an intrinsic part of its nature, even if the big cat doesn’t normally like licking other cats. The second cat is the exception." <<less

Sheng Mu Ci met Song Li for the first time in the hospital. He was admitted due to a waist injury from a car accident, and she was his attending physician.... more>>

During the examination, Sheng Mu Ci grimaced in pain, saying, “Don’t be too rough on a man’s waist, little sister.”

For the first time, he saw the young woman leaning over the bed, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, a spotless white coat, and a pure beauty that stirred one’s imagination. Sheng Mu Ci lost his composure, and Song Li hesitated to proceed.

The second time, Song Li came to the ward for a follow-up examination. Sheng Mu Ci gazed at her and whispered, “Doctor Song, be gentle.”

His assistant noticed something was amiss and leaned in to whisper, “Third Brother, Doctor Song has a boyfriend now.”

Sheng Mu Ci l**ked his lips, feeling possessive.

The third time, after Sheng Mu Ci was discharged, he encountered Song Li. She was having a heated argument with her rumored boyfriend in the parking lot.

The wealthy boyfriend shouted at her, “What’s the point of not letting me touch you? You might as well be someone else’s girlfriend!”

Sheng Mu Ci, leaning against a car door, exhaled a plume of smoke. He casually extinguished the cigarette between his fingers and walked over, delivering a punch to the scoundrel.

The scoundrel cursed and was pinned down by his assistant. The assistant said, “Third Sheng from Beijing City, you fool, haven’t you heard of him?”

Sheng Mu Ci glanced silently at the teary-eyed girl behind him, gave the scoundrel a sidelong look, and lazily smiled.

“She’s now…”

“Someone else’s girlfriend.”

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“To love someone gently and passionately, every time, every single time.” <<less

As a system that is very spicy, it is actually bound by the Lord God to a host that is an even spicier chicken!... more>>

The system said ruthlessly: I don’t want to live!

Unexpectedly, the host actually promises to make it the master of the plane and the most powerful!

The System: Well, I will believe in you this time. I want to become the master of the plane!

However, why does the host destroy every plane that she disagrees with?!

Did you want to ruin me and still make me the main god of the plane?

Xi Ying: I don’t like this world, but I like you. Since you like this world, then I will leave it for you.

辣雞 [là jī]: Spicy chicken. This Internet slang term is a humorous way of saying 垃圾 [lā ji] “tr*sh, douchebags, contemptible people.” <<less

A socially anxious loner. The class big shot. They seem worlds apart yet are the best of friends. Like a little sun, Kewei opens up multiple facets of life for Xiaorong. She starts to ease into social interactions, discovers an interest in creating stories, and experiences conflicting emotions of self-deprecation and pride.... more>>

A sudden, unforeseen event. An incomplete work. Longing and obsession. How will she find her way out?

“Meowmeowmeowww!” <<less

If you transmigrate into a cultivation novel, you absolutely have to fight over opportunities with the protagonist! I can’t be Long Aotian, but I can be the female version of him!... more>>

Unfortunately, as beautiful of a thought that was, our protagonist was still killed off as a boss by the male lead! Luckily, she reincarnated again and returned to when the male lead was a child! Seeing the little thing, bone thin with a vague hint of domineering flashing on his face, she had two choices:

1. Kill him. See how he’s going to be so overpowered when he’s dead!

2. Take care of him and honorably ask for something in return in the future!

Thinking of the treasures only the male lead could get to, the money crazy her chose to take care of him.

But who would have known that she would accidentally raise this cute and upright little boy into a black-bellied wolf! After he grew up, he used his treasures to seduce her!

“Master, do you want it? Then why don’t you dual cultivate with your disciple?”

Master, with tears streaming down her face: If I had known I could get treasures by selling my body, why would I have been a boss in my last life! <<less

The villain is an essential novel character that needs to be filled in. As a high-class villain club’s heir, Xia Bei Bei is determined to have her name go down in history as a byword for infamy villainess. However, to forge ahead towards the brilliant prospect as a true villainess BOSS, inevitably there will be a figure who appears in front of her from time to time who wanted to push her to her death due to some twisted rule.... more>>

Xia Bei Bei: Male God, what are you doing right now?

Such-and-such Male God: I know that you have been coveting my beauty for a long time. So this time, I’ll reluctantly allow you to be intimate with me. Darling, you can’t backpedal. I’ll let you kiss me.

Xia Bei Bei: Cough* Cough* Male God, don’t give up on your treatment! <<less