“The person who succumbed to binge-watching until four in the morning, Su Li Mo, might just be the first.... more>>

Upon waking up, she found herself transformed into the Pure Consort of Emperor Qianlong’s harem. Not only was she 32 years old, but she also had an eight-year-old eldest son, a son barely two years old, and, oh, a new-born daughter who hadn’t even reached a month old yet. It’s utterly heart-breaking.

To make matters worse, historically, this Pure Consort only lived to be 47 years old! And her children suffered even more! Her second son passed away at the age of 47, her eldest son at 26, and her youngest daughter at 23…

Save me! Save me!”

“Emperor Qianlong lived to be 87 years old, and there were several concubines in his harem who managed to live past 70, with some even outliving Qianlong by an additional two years.

Upon calming down and carefully considering it, although the harem may be wicked, as long as one earnestly perseveres and takes good care of their health, perhaps one could still live to a ripe old age of 99… as a seasoned old salted fish.”

PS: Genuine Salted Fish Daily Life: What’s the Meaning of Palace Intrigue When Lying Flat and Living Until 99 Sounds so Blissful?

The entire harem is in turmoil, while only the female lead is leisurely lying flat, living a salted fish lifestyle, and eating melons.

As long as we survive, we’ll make it!

The goal: to live a peaceful life until old age, surrounded by descendants! <<less

In an alternate 2023, the Your Forma, a miraculous "smart thread" technology initially developed to treat a massive outbreak of viral encephalitis, has become an... more>> integral part of daily life. But these convenient devices come with an invasive drawback—they record every sight, sound, and even emotion their users experience. For electronic investigator Echika Hieda, diving into peoples' memories via the Your Forma and hunting for evidence to solve the toughest crimes is all part of a day's work. The problem is, she's so good at what she does that her assistants literally fry their brains trying to keep up with her. After putting one too many aides in the hospital, the top brass finally furnish Echika with a partner on her level, a brilliant yet cheeky android named Harold Lucraft. Does this unlikely duo have what it takes to resolve their mutual suspicions and avert a deadly technological infection from sweeping across the globe before it's too late? <<less

Yi HanZhi stayed up all night and read a martial arts novel. Because the plot was too bad, he swore at the author all night. And then, he found out the next day he actually transmigrated into that specific novel, and it was still the kind of dispensable passerby character.... more>>

Yi HanZhi said that if he transmigrated, then just let it be. Anyway, he was just a passerby. It was not his turn to accompany the male lead to fight monsters and upgrades. He would just stay at home and perform his role of unrestrained and romantic young master. When he was bored, he would stroll around the red-light district. Wouldn’t it be a happy life?

Who knew that the protagonist would come to the door that day and ask him to hand over some martial arts secrets?

Yi HanZhi said ‘what the hell is it? I don’t know!’　

So, he drove the protagonist out and mol*sted the protagonist by the way, because he was so good-looking, and thus Yi HanZhi couldn’t hold it back. As a result, he fell into a tragedy that night.

He had been single in the real world for more than 20 years, and once he transmigrated, he wanted to go to the so-called flower street in ancient times to take a look.

In a place called Furong Pavilion, he saw a woman with a devastatingly beautiful face, and his heart was full of joy. He wanted to spend a good night with her that night. Who knew that the beauty was actually a man?

Damn it! He must really be blind to mistake a man for a woman!

As a result, that night, Yi HanZhi felt that he was in a nightmare.

Even if he was f*cked by a man, he just took it as being bitten by a dog. But after a few months, he actually found that his belly was slowly growing bigger?

“You are pregnant.” The doctor’s extremely kind voice sounded in his ear.

What’s the situation? He didn’t remember this setting in the novel. Hello? He is a man!! ! <<less

Su Qingran was originally a cautious and conscientious taskmaster under the Lord God of Jinjiang.... more>>

Until one day she breaks up* with the Lord God.

From then on, the story became “On the 100 Methods of Death for Female Hosts”.

System: Your mission is quite simple, break the official match and collapse this world!

Su Qing Ran: Hehe* da, I give you 24 hours and you try? <<less

Ruan Chacha very unluckily transmigrated to be an evil green tea side character that meets a tragic ending. ... more>>

The original character used all different methods of being a green tea* to the female lead and even schemed to harm her but each and every time, the male lead saved her.

In the end, the male lead ended this conniving green tea side character.

When a cold mechanical green tea system bound Ruan Chacha: “Your mission is to be a white lotus* using ten phrases, and then you’ll get green tea points based on their reaction.”

Ruan Chacha, who had her head lowered and was picking at her fingernails earnestly, raised her head and thought, “Oh.”

Wasn’t it just being a white lotus? Easy.

The green tea system was satisfied and nodded. It thought, she was a bit dumb but she was obedient.

That’s until it saw Ruan Chacha being a white lotus time and time again, and watched as her green tea score shot up …

The green tea system was dumbfounded, “Who the hell told you to seduce the male lead!!”

Ruan Chacha was confused after being scolded, “What? What’s wrong?”

She was actually getting really good at humiliating the male lead.

The green tea system finally shut up, “… Nothing’s wrong.”

It started to wonder how it could leave this weird and bizarre host …

The important important thing: this is a feel good novel!!! Hope everyone is happy reading it, hopefully it will make you laugh.

Notes:
1. Green tea = green tea b*ch, someone who looks really innocent and sweet but is actually manipulative and conniving
2. White lotus = similar to green tea, someone who looks pure and delicate but actually is completely different, sinister and calculating <<less

Okitegami Kyouko is a famous detective who solves cases in a single day. In fact, she has to, since her memories only last for one day before they ‘reset.’ However, for important things, she writes messages for herself down on her body with a special pen. One of her common clients is Kakushidate Yakusuke, a man who is often wrongly suspected of committing crimes. There is also a live-action drama adaptation of this story.... more>>

The original novel’s story is about a detective named Kyōko Okitegami who is also known as the forgetful detective. She forgets everything in a day, but solves cases the same day. (Her name has the Japanese word for “today” in it.) An unlucky young man named Yakusuke Kakushidate somehow ends up as the suspect in every case, and he always asks for the detective. <<less

You Qiuqiu transmigrated into a book and became a cool female N number in the entertainment circle. The position is the supporting role that has no name.... more>>

In this world where people are struggling to get to the top and become a frequent visitor of hot search, looking at everyone around her who is full of ambitions, You Qiuqiu has no fluctuations in her heart and just wants to be a salted fish.

But even if she is a salted fish, in order to become a salted fish with a high quality of life, she is being forced to do business for money.

You Qiuqiu: Paralyzed Salted fish jpg.

So the audience saw this scene –

You Qiuqiu sits in the shady place with her little stick in the variety show while cheering for the guests who have a hard time playing the game with their hideous faces.

Other female stars show off their eighteen martial arts in the live broadcast room to sing and dance. The worst thing was to remove makeup from the live broadcast. You Qiuqiu took out five takeaways.

Today I’m going to show you a live broadcast of fried chicken, kebabs, ice cream, crayfish, and doughnuts.

Audience: “…”

When You Qiuqiu was photographed at the awards ceremony, a handsome man and beautiful woman were sitting dignified around her, but she was sleeping with her mouth open.

You Qiuqiu thinks she is most likely demand to cool down.

She just took a nap! How could she be photographed! So angry!

Then…let’s calm down. The salted fish didn’t want to waste too much brain cells. When she was forced to do business, she still has some money. There are two apartments in the city center, enough to be a charter wife.

Who knows, she is on fire.

Frequent searchers and ranked among the top.

Thousands of fans are crying and shouting, Qiuqiu, you are the cutest cub in the world, completely different from those coquettish bastards outside. MaMa (BaBa) loves you!

You Qiuqiu:???

Give it a go. The salted fish becomes a koi? <<less

My unrequited love proposed. ... more>>

“Let’s get married.”

He wanted not love, but a condition. Yet, Chaeyun accepted, hoping to stir Jaewo’s heart.

But after three years, his indifference persisted. Tired of being seen as ‘a sister’,

Chaeyun said, “Let’s get divorced.”

Expecting him to calmly agree, Jaewo surprisingly demanded, “Give me some time before the divorce.”

A grace period.

“Just give me that time.”

His demanding gaze was intense. Why was he acting like this now? <<less

A dreamlike marriage with the man she fell for at first sight as a child.... more>>

Yet, her husband remained the object of her unrequited love. Hyunseo lived as if she had lost her soul, having lost her first child and even her mother to her malicious in-laws.

Then, a gift came her way, another chance she couldn’t afford to lose.

“Let’s get divorced.”

Her always indifferent husband was unexpectedly shaken, but Hyunseo’s resolve did not waver.

She leaves without revealing the truth to her unloving husband or to her monstrous in-laws. <<less

In a 19-gold-waste novel, I possessed the character of villainess.... more>>

Sophina, the bluebird and former wife of the white lion male lead, who was obsessed with him and was thrown away.

A character who was stoned to death because of angry public sentiment?

‘Let’s get a divorce after grazing enough!’

As a result of my efforts, I became friends with the male lead instead of obsessing with him.

In the meantime, I became close to my mother-in-law and other family members of the male lead, and I gained recognition from helping in managing the estate, and my business also became a big hit!

Everything was perfect.

It’s time for the male lead who went to war to bring the heroine, so all he has to do is divorce me now.

But the problem was…

“I don’t want to divorce.”

It was because he became so attached.

Maybe I have arrhythmia? My heart kept beating fast or it seems I’m a bit excited?

So I was thinking of seducing the male lead…

***

“While I was away from the mansion for a while, I guessed you were thinking of running away from me.”

Ricardo’s dangerous and low voice, unlike his beautiful childish voice from my memory, rang in my ears.

It seems that the male lead, who has grown up as a sexy adult, has a useless misunderstanding.

And…

“Don’t leave, and don’t pretend that you don’t know me if you happen to throw away your husband.”

“This brother-in-law would educate his ugly brother. Please just don’t leave.”

“Okay, well thought out. Just live with me!”

Even my in-laws misunderstood and kept clinging to me.

Why does everyone keep misunderstanding?

Excuse me. I wasn’t thinking of getting divorced? <<less

Xia Chengcheng was a paparazzi. In her previous life, she worked tirelessly and took photos every day.
——I finally managed to take a photo of a hot melon (gossip), but I was exhausted.... more>>

Xia Chengcheng transmigrated into a book and became a female artist - a cannon fodder villainess.

—> A top singer reveals that she has been secretly married for many years and is pregnant with a child!
—> The most loving couple in the circle turned out to have been divorced for many years!
—> Plagiarizing a singer and mol*sting an unpopular female artist!

So many melons! She didn't even know which one to expose first! It was simply a paparazzi's paradise!

The system said in a serious tone: Host, as a female supporting character in the original novel, your mission is to enter the entertainment industry and compete with the White Lotus Female Lead and you need to try win the favor of the Male Lead so that the plot progresses smoothly!

Xia Chengcheng: ? ? ?
Xia Chengcheng: Are you sick? Knowing so many melons, wouldn’t it be nice for me to open an entertainment gossip account to make money?

………

A few months later, Xia Chengcheng's alternate account "Lie Smasher" exploded in popularity, with over 100 million fans, making it the No. 1 melon-eating paradise on the Internet!

Images of many celebrities collapsed! And the posts she liked became a hit!

Fan A: Jiji liked my idol's post! Ahhhhhhhh my little idol is about to become popular! ! !
Fan B: f*ck! Jiji forwarded my Weibo post!!! He even sent a dog head sticker! This stinky man cannot be in the entertainment industry anymore!

—— Jiji is the Thor's hammer of the entertainment industry; Melons are guaranteed to be genuine! After-sale service guaranteed!

*

Xie Zhixing, the youngest three time winner of the Best Actor Award in the entertainment industry, has good looks, money, strength and popularity. He has been in the industry for five years and is clean and has no black material at all.

All the paparazzi are proud to be able to take pictures of Xie Zhixing's melons. They firmly believe that once Xie Zhixing's image collapses, it will cause landslides and the destruction of the entertainment industry!

Xia Chengcheng was lying on the sofa, typing the post: Is Xie Zhixing married? ! Wife is an artist?! Damn, such a big melon! I want to expose!

A strong hand behind her landed on Xia Chengcheng's waist and pulled her into his arms.

Xie Zhixing: Wife, what are you going to expose?
Xia Chengcheng:? ? ?

——The movie king’s wife is actually a paparazzi? <<less

High school student Misumi Makoto is called into a fantasy world by the god Tsukuyomi, in order to be a hero. However, the Goddess ruling... more>> the world isn’t as thrilled to have him there, and kicks him to the edge of the world. Tsukuyomi declares that Makoto is free to find his own way after Makoto is abandoned by the other Goddess. <<less

The boss confesses his love, proposing a relationship with marriage in mind. Seo Woo, who has secretly loved him, feels her heart drop. Could the boss possibly be insane? ... more>>

‘As long as Eun Seo Woo doesn’t leave me, we will never break up,’ he declares.

His relentless pursuit begins, hiding his true intentions, and day by day, Seo Woo’s life is filled with thrilling excitement. Eventually, Seo Woo discovers his secret.

‘So, you’ve been using me all this time, boss?’

The man, who was once arrogantly confident, now crumbles with regret before her, who has turned cold. The exhilarating taste of a reversal in their relationship unfolds. <<less

I woke up after everything had already fallen apart.... more>>

The game’s main protagonist was gone, and the protagonist’s fiancé was consumed by anger, avoiding everyone. In the country, a deadly disease was spreading.

The game’s ending was the worst possible, and I found myself in that awful world as the twin sister of the main character—an unfortunate ‘villain’ who caused my sister’s death.

“I’m in big trouble.”

My new life was ruined before it even started.

I was Fey O’Bellie, the twin sister of the main character, born into a prestigious family. But titles held no significance for me. I was merely branded as the ‘villain’ responsible for ending the life of the main character.

The ending was final and unchangeable. All I wanted now was to stay alive and keep quiet.

“Did I actually end Luné’s life solely because she was foolish, arrogant, and insufferable?”

Survival seemed impossible. Someone knew the truth and wanted to kill me—the stepbrother who loved the main character Luné, Deneb.

I have to get away from him.

…In a world where I was the cause of Luné’s death, someone loved by Deneb, how could I survive?

“Even a character from a messed-up ending like me wants to live, too, you know.”

Alright. I’ll escape then. <<less

Mu Wan Qing was dressed as cannon fodder playing a female supporting role in a book about a reborn female protagonist.... more>>

The heroine was her amazing and talented cousin. She was reborn on the way to exile, and she devoted all her clan to help her ascend to the backyard of the Emperor.

And Mu Wan Qing’s whole family was used as a stepping stone and was destroyed on the road of exile.

Mu Wan Qing: I am so tired, let’s destroy it.

In the chaos of the house raiding scene, Mu Wan Qing hurriedly grabbed the marriage certificate with a swoosh.

During the breaking up of the marriage, Mu Wan Qing exchanged the marriage certificate for a mule cart and twenty taels of silver and started a long journey of exile.

In order to survive, she resorted to roasting pig trotters, making fried chicken, farming cotton, and breeding sheep.

Engaged in building water power, building cities, building cement roads, and creating a prosperous fortress in the south.

Accidentally played a big game, and the plot was really shifted…

The Reborn Cousin: Everyone is concentrating on building infrastructure, how can I play the script of the palace fight?!

At the palace banquet, the arrogant and arrogant frontier master sat alone while pouring the drink. There was a commotion at the door, and the beautiful and heroic first female assistant, Mu Wan Qing walked in surrounded by everyone.

The man put down the wine glass and quickly ran over, with his eyes full of love, he said, “Madam, I can’t eat without you.”

There was an uproar at the scene. <<less

In order to treat the illness of his former love’s son Mo Er, Huo Zhan Bai of the Dingjian Pavilion spent seven years risking his... more>> life to make the Seven-Flavoured Peerless Medicine prescribed by the owner of the Medicine Valley, Xue Ziye. In order to kill the Demonic Sect’s Sect Master and obtain freedom, Da Guang Ming’s mysterious number one assassin, Tong, fought to snatch the Dragon Blood Pearl. Both Huo Zhan Bai and Tong were heavily injured after fighting and were sent back to the Medicine Valley for treatment. Mo Er’s illness was actually untreatable, and Xue Ziye couldn’t be at peace with hiding this truth from Huo Zhan Bai. She set out to find a cure, despite her frail body being plagued by the cold. At the same time, she was shocked to discover that Tong, the assassin who could control people’s minds with his eyes, was actually her long-lost childhood friend Ming Jie…… <<less

Hijiri was reincarnated in an ancient family that is actually a modern-day Onmyoji family. ... more>>

“I want to become a celebrity so that someone will remember me.”

With this wish in mind, he is reincarnated and steadily grows stronger through a method of spiritual empowerment that only children can undertake.

In his spare time, he trains his spiritual power, learns the art of Onmyoji at an early age, and rises to professional status before anyone else.

This is a reincarnation story of a man who enjoys his second life, even though some of his wishes are a bit mundane. <<less

I witnessed a mu*der scene of a villain.... more>>

To make matters worse, he caught me.

I think I hear the sound of death beckoning.

He approaches me, his hand in his coat.

I wonder what he’s reaching for.

A knife? A gun? I guess it doesn’t matter. There’s only one thing I can think of now.

“I’m going to die.”

I wasn’t expecting what he pulled out of his coat.

“Will you marry me?”

“What?” <<less

After six years of war, my fiancé returned.... more>>

With a woman and his child in tow.

While saying that he couldn’t leave her.

The same irresponsible fiancé who forced on me the duties of a duchess.

“Leila, you’re not the duchess yet.”

Hearing those words, I decided to break my engagement.

*

“How far can I go?”

There was a moment of silence. Realizing that I said something strange, I hurriedly spoke up.

“I’m sorry, Your Majesty. I wasn’t trying to ask this, but that…”

"Anything," Kalian replied, cutting off my words.

It wasn’t an angry tone. I’d rather say that he… was smiling.

"If you’re not selling the kingdom, you can do anything. Because you are my agent now."

...

What are you going to do if I really do sell the kingdom? <<less

Qin Shi saved a child and died. The system gave her three rebirth choices.... more>>

1. Transmigrate to the '60s to be another family’s daughter-in-law.
2. Transmigrate to the '70s to be an educated youth in the countryside.
3. Transmigrate to the '80s to be a “stepmother” of three babies.

Qin Shi decisively chose 3. She really can not bear the hardships of the '60s and '70s.

At the blind date, Lu Zetian looked serious: “If you don’t want to, I don’t want to drag you down.”

Qin Shi: “I understand.”

Before Lu Zetian could relax his expression, he heard the other party speak again.

“You need someone to take care of the children. I need you to take me out of here. We can get married by agreement.”

“My task is to seriously support and educate the three children to grow up, take care of your food, drink and life, and play the loving husband and wife outside when necessary.”

“And you only need to pay for all the expenses of the family and my salary. Of course, I will give you the account book to ensure that the account is clear and not fake.”

Lu Zetian: “…?”

The three children of the Lu family heard that if they were going to have a stepmother they would not have enough food and clothing, or even be abused.

They made up their minds to show their stepmother that they were not easy to bully.

As a result, the stepmother saluted them seriously as soon as she entered the door, and then gave courtesy in front of them.

“Hello, my name is Qin Shi. I will take care of your daily life in the future. I swear to the chairman that I will treat you fairly, justly and openly. I hope you can cooperate with me and we will live well together.”

Lu family’s 3 children was shocked: ⊙ ﹏ ⊙!? <<less

I died at the end of an overtime shift due to overwork.
My last words were, ‘This fxcked-up world can go to hell for all I care!’... more>>

Who would have known?
After that, my second life began in the game I was playing.

God apparently had some conscience left, and I was given a rare ability.
I thought I could live an easy life with the ability to read information from targets.

However...

[To the player who wished for the world's destruction after experiencing such great trials, hope is given. The system will assist the player in creating a 'ruined world.']

Bring about the world's destruction.
- Reward for success: Divinity acquisition
- Penalty for failure: ???

How could my life here be fxcked-up, too?! <<less

Song Qiaoxi, an orphan, transmigrated in a book. She became a little child in the 90s, and was spoiled by the whole family. However, this child was filled with black thoughts, white on the outside and black on the inside. ... more>>

Song Qiaoxi, who learned of the plot, refuses to be the mischievous kid anymore.

Isn't it better to be a good girl with five stresses and four beauties with a comprehensive development of morality, intelligence, physicality, and art?

Parents were surprised to find that the spoiled child was no longer michievious.

Later, Father Song became a media magnate, Mother Song became a full-time professor, and spoiled girl turned into a little princess.

She also grew up and she became more and more beautiful. She graduated from a prestigious school and was called the most influential new comer in the circle.

*+*+*

Chu Jin is the tragic villain in the book. His parents both died when he was a child. But right now, the future villain is only seven years old, a poor autistic boy with torn clothes and scars on his legs.

Song Qiaoxi took out candies from her pockets and raised her hands high, "Here are some sweets, shall we be good partners?"

The top business magnate in internet is Chu Jin, who possess a body and appearance are comparable to those of supermodels, which makes countless netizens and celebrity girls yearn for.

Not long after, the young tyrant suddenly got married. The Internet was in chaos.
Despite that, Chu Jin posted a marriage certificate with a caption: You are the light of my world @Song Qiaoxi. <<less

Lu Chen had a dream, an incredibly long dream.. The dream world was familiar yet at the same time unfamiliar. Singer, actor, freelance writer, he... more>> actually went through three sections of different lives in a dream world! When he woke up, Lu Chen thus embarked on a bright road of becoming a perfect superstar! <<less

“Hey, hurry up and massacre those bandits!”... more>>

“No way, I don’t want to work…”

Spending my daily life in leisure, that was my pastime—until I was summoned into another world and met a blonde loli introducing herself as Dungeon Core No. 695.

“Save my dungeon. By the way, if the dungeon core is destroyed, you’ll also go down with me as the dungeon master.”

A dungeon with a single room. Moreover, one already controlled by bandits. This is a [Checkmate] no matter how you look at it. Guess there’s nothing to do but somehow get out of this situation so that I can [Not Work]!! <<less

For decades, the brave warriors of the Northern Army fought to keep the world safe from the evil Silent Night. But when the fourth-generation leader, Jin Kwan-Ho is accused of colluding with the enemy, he is forced to disband the sect and commit su*cide to protect his son, Jin Mu-Won. With no family and allies left, Mu-Won leads a dreary life under close surveillance... until a surprise attack from the Silent Night gives him a chance to escape to the mountains.... more>>

There, the young warrior trains to master the fighting techniques of his predecessors, before the mysterious disappearance of a loved one brings him back to the mainland. Follow Jin Mu-Won as he embarks on a journey to avenge his father’s death and take down the villains who threaten to plunge the world into darkness! <<less