It’s been half a year since he came to this world.... more>>

Towa opened a clinic as a Healer using the ability he received from the Goddess.

However, the only ones who come are well-groomed, servile beauties. This is because this was a world where the value of beauty and ugliness were reversed.

He, who is kind to the uggos (beauties from Towa’s POV), wins the hearts of the ugly beauties of that world. <<less

Shi An is the last Abyss Dragon in the world. Since he was bored, he decided to go into a deep sleep while hugging his treasures. After fifty thousand years of satisfying slumber, Shi An opened his eyes only to discover that he had become a weak human with short hands and legs.... more>>

He glanced down at his mysteriously downsized body and then lifted his head to look around his empty cave. “……” Where is my powerful and majestic body? My big tail? Most importantly, where are my treasures?!

After thousands of years of hard work, sleeping just once has sent me to square one.

***

In the year 2202, the conflicts between humans and monsters are becoming more and more intense. Although the monsters are strong, the fantastical species that used to rule the continent have all but disappeared.

Shi An, the Shi family’s youngest son, is Mage Academy’s infamous mage who has no magic power. Each student’s magic power is measured at the beginning of the school year. Shi An looked at the three destroyed magic detection equipment and innocently asked, “Eh? Are these equipment’s quality not very good?”

During actual combat training, low-ranked monsters fled before Shi An could get close. Shi An looked at their fleeing figures and innocently exclaimed, “Yay, lucky!”

Everyone else was speechless. “……?” I believe I am dreaming.

***

Mu Heng——human species’ strongest mage——is the only remaining human who bears the noble dragon slayer bloodline.

He coldly and arrogantly said, “Dragons? Extinction is their best outcome.”

A long time later, Mu Heng turned his head back to look at the dragon cub reclining on the piles of treasure. Mu Heng withdrew his gaze and leisurely asked, “Are there any other jobs? I want a well-paid one.”

Extinction is out of the question now. As a matter of fact, I can only earn more money so that I won’t get kicked out of bed at night. <<less

Ji Qingzhuo was socially anxious and clumsy, with nothing to offer except her appearance.... more>>

One day, after transmigrating, she bound a strategy system in order to save the world.

She had to capture Shen Rongyu, the black-bellied, beautiful senior brother in Xuan Yun Sect, to prevent him from destroying the cultivation world in the future.

Ji Qingzhuo had been single for twenty years, could she learn how to capture the villain?

Of course not.

She started acting clumsy and ignored the tasks given by the system.

While Shen Rongyu was practicing his swordplay, with snowflakes dancing in the air, she was supposed to stand beside him and applaud, showing her admiration for the senior brother.

Instead, she was busy eating pastries and accidentally fed the pastries to Shen Rongyu’s sword, a weapon that had taken countless lives.

After she left, Shen Rongyu raised his sword and shook it several times to make the pastry come out.

When Ji Qingzhuo accidentally discovered Shen Rongyu’s old injury after he got hurt, she was supposed to shed tears and show her care for him.

But she struggled for a long time without shedding a tear and could only dryly touch the wound, saying, “Senior brother, your tattoo looks really cool.”

Shen Rongyu was infuriated by her words and fell ill for three months.

Finally, she had a chance to have a heart-to-heart conversation with Shen Rongyu, where she should have taken their relationship further.

However, Ji Qingzhuo overslept and the next morning she went to Shen Rongyu with breakfast, asking if he wanted to eat together.

After waiting all night, Shen Rongyu, who was extremely tired, replied, “I’m not eating.”

In the end, the righteous sect was still overturned, and Shen Rongyu walked amidst bones and blood, covering her eyes with one hand to shield her from the gruesome sight.

Ji Qingzhuo was extremely nervous, wondering if it was her turn now. Her long eyelashes trembled restlessly in his palm.

Just as she was about to explain to the system about the aftermath, unexpectedly, Shen Rongyu leaned down, and his lips brushed against her ear.

In the darkness, his voice was deep and slightly obsessive.

“Ji Qingzhuo, at this point, when you’re capturing me, can you be a bit more serious?” <<less

Who will start over againーーーー!!? 　... more>>

――Did I do something bad in my previous life!?

The selfish and s*upid noble, Flood, was executed as a corrupt lord…but when he woke up, he found himself back in time when he became a lord.

He should have learned from his mistakes…but there was no way he would, since he thought that even after implementing such good governance (from his perspective) he was still executed, and being a noble was not worth it. So, he aimed to become a commoner for his own sake――

“How noble of Lord Flood to renounce his noble rank!”

“Lord Flood is truly a wise ruler…!”

――For some reason, he was treated as a benevolent lord, such a story of an (ex-)corrupt lord. <<less

【Adorable, timid ghost uke X affectionate, wife-pampering, powerful exorcist seme】... more>>

How to successfully catch a timid and cute ghost?

Step One: Never draw the curtains of the room.

Step Two: Always stay alone in the corner.

Step Three: Accept all the gifts he brings.

Looking at the severed tail of a house lizard at his feet, Lian Yi picked it up without flinching, placing it in his room’s drawer. There were many such things — dilapidated toys, a bottle filled with some unknown viscous liquid, broken pens, a sparrow feather and so on…

Lian Yi closed the drawer and went to knock on the wardrobe door: “Are you there?”

A moment later, the door creaked open a crack from inside, revealing several slender, pale fingers, then a delicately beautiful face, shyly looking at him.

***

After spending some time with the human who had kept him, Nan Deng’s days had become more comfortable and nourishing.

This person, although always icy cold, neither laughing nor talking, treated the ghost Nan Deng quite well. He would protect him, indulge him, and feed him. Nan Deng liked him very much and wanted to always be with him.

Until later, Nan Deng accidentally discovered the real identity of this person was an exorcist.

A ruthless, cruel, slaying ghosts without blinking exorcist.

——The natural enemy of ghosts.

Nan Deng trembled in fear and fled in the night.

However, he wasn’t able to get far before he was found by Lian Yi.

Lian Yi was no longer pretending. With a gloomy countenance, surrounded by ruins filled with corpses and overwhelmed with menacing energy, his voice was soft and low, urging, “Nan Deng, come here.”

***

Lately, a piece of news had been circulating among the ghosts.

Yezhang Tower had suddenly collapsed, and the Ghost King imprisoned inside had escaped.

The ghosts cheered and were ecstatic, preparing to pay respects to the supposedly ruthless, fierce Ghost King.

“The Ghost King shall lead us to conquer the three realms!”

“Decapitate those damn exorcists!”

“Brothers, charge!”

However, when the ghosts, led by the grievous energy, finally found the fabled Ghost King, they saw him trembling behind the most powerful human and Chief Exorcist, Lian Yi, saying, “They’re so scary…” <<less

Tale, a magical swordsman who is a member of the up-and-coming adventurer party “Sword of Wheat,” has always been troubled by the difference in ability between himself and the other party members. Thinking that this imbalance of abilities could one day endanger the entire party, he voluntarily announces his intention to leave the party, but no one allows him to do so because the party is made up of only his childhood friends. ... more>>

Fearing that he may face irreversible damage in the near future, Tale finally attempts to leave the party by faking his own death by pretending to fall down a cliff in a mountainous area where he is working for a client, but an unfortunate accident causes him to really fall down. Although he managed to avoid falling to his death, he found himself in a den of ferocious demons, and after fighting to the death, he had gained a level of strength that was a cut above his previous level when he left the mountain.

When he returns to his home base, expecting to be able to party with everyone again, he finds his childhood friends there, who have fallen ill with despair at the thought of Tale’s death… <<less

A man is unexpectedly reincarnated into the game world of an action RPG he was heavily invested in.... more>>

He finds himself in the role of a villainous s*ave trader mob, destined to be defeated as part of the storyline. However, he manages to rescue the captured girls and make a run for it.

Utilizing the items he had previously accumulated when playing the game, he safely delivers the girls to the city. And then...he is mistakenly believed to be a member of Vertal, the secret organization directly under the Imperial Capital and the highest-ranked treasure hunter!

He's just a regular mob, not particularly strong, but his knowledge of the game has led to such misconceptions. <<less

I was reincarnated as a dragon. Well, I was still a young dragon, but now I’m officially becoming a full-fledged dragon. Becoming a mature dragon... more>> is all well and good, but what to do now? I’m not particularly interested in finding a mate. However, I do need to decide where to live. It would probably be good to have some interaction with human settlements. Maybe I should dig a cave at the foot of a mountain near a human settlement to live in. Well, who knows what will happen from here on out. <<less

One day, in the middle of a long journey, I picked up five female s*aves. ... more>>

We spent five years living together until they became adults and went on a journey of their own.

Ten years later, I decided to get off my butt, leave the village I was living in and head to town.

And what was awaiting me when I arrived there…?

I was hailed as the legendary master of the heroes that defeated the Demon King. <<less

"A swordmaster from the frontier? That person is the new knight commander?"
Liorne, who came from the frontier, had no family reputation or fame.
He... more>> became the Empire's sword. <<less

The hero party has defeated the Demon King who threatens the world. However, when the Demon King was about to die, he released a miasma that could destroy the world.... more>>

“I won’t let everyone’s hard work go to waste. Even if it costs my life…!”

While everyone is in despair, the Saint Sophia, a member of the hero party, sacrifices herself to stop the demon king’s miasma.

Sophia’s holy magic crystallized and continues to purify the Demon King's miasma.

People all over the world were grateful and hailed her as a great saint.

As time passes, the Great Saint Sophia, who has purified the Demon King’s miasma, finally awakens.

What awaited her when she woke up was the world twenty years later.

Even though she is surprised that her former companions are now uncles and her juniors are now older than her, will she find peace?

Even so, she lives in the new world. <<less

Out of boredom, Li Dong one day read through a whole list of books about scumbags male leads and their abusive possession of the submissive male protagonists.... more>>

His thoughts: Damn it, all the protagonists are so lowly! I want to hit someone! How can this kind of book have a happy ending! Actually, every book has HE!

Why is the male lead always so easy, being practically disabled by his male partner yet still staying deeply in love with the scumbag who gave him away!

Li Dong was so frustrated, but then, he suddenly transmigrated as the evil male partner in every book!

Male lead: “Second Young Master, please have me, or the Young Master will be angry.”

Li Dong: “You are really cheap.” But you shouldn’t be like this, you should respect yourself, understand?! <<less

Kento Mamia, a high school student who is lonely and unremarkable, is at the bottom of his class. ... more>>

He is just another background character, silently going about his school life.

However, he has yet to realize that he is actually the most outstanding person in the school... and that his greatest time to shine is about to begin... <<less

My family was killed. When they died by the enemies' swords, I went back in time. Even my lost sanity came back, and that was a relief.... more>>

"I was crazy, completely reckless."

Now that I'm sane, I thought I could carefully seek revenge.

... At least, that's what I thought. <<less

Her whole life, Sigrid lived as an imperial knight, a loyal servant, and a faithful subject. However, her loyalty was rewarded with disgrace, dishonor, false accusation, and a guillotine.... more>>

“If I came back,” she vowed, "... I’m not going to live a life like that again!"

Executed at the guillotine for assassinating the Crown Prince, Sigrid somehow opened her eyes again... and found herself five years before the day of her execution.

Once upon a time, Sigrid had lived an immaculate and principled life. However, now that she was given a second chance, she knew better. <<less

I, Sato Jubei, am a high-spec but slightly shy, introverted loner with social anxiety, a second-year high school student. I have zero friends, but a... more>> turning point came into my life. I get confessed to by Kurogami Nene, the school idol who has all the boys in the same class smitten. However, it was a fake confession, so I politely declined. That was the catalyst for learning about the hidden side of the idol, and I ended up being followed around by Kurogami Nene. <<less

Ueno Sora is a reincarnated onmyoji from the Heian period. In modern times, onmyojis are regarded as frauds, so Sora starts streaming dungeon explorations to change that image.... more>>

"I have no talent at all..."

No matter how hard Sora tries, his viewership remains stagnant and his onmyoji skills are ridiculed as CG and special effects. One day, by chance, Sora rescues the popular dungeon streamer, Ookami Rika, from an irregularity inside the dungeon.

The swiftness of Sora's movements and actions goes viral on the internet, and gradually his existence becomes recognized by the world. In order to change the image of onmyoji, the now-popular Sora continues to showcase various onmyoji techniques during their streams: divination, shikigami, curses, and more. Using these techniques, he becomes a streamer capable of changing the world.

The strongest adventurer accidentally streams a special class curse item and recruits dungeon bosses as allies, but at this time, nobody knows about it yet. <<less

Kaoru Nagase was caught up in a mysterious phenomenon and died when returning home from work. It was because of a time-space distortion that a higher life form was cleaning up, but she was able to receive a younger body and the ability to create any potion she wanted in another world!... more>>

Kaoru, who’s now a rather sharp-eyed 15 year old girl again, will work hard for a peaceful life in another world!

Eh, as a commoner she doesn’t understand the thinking of nobles? She’s now stuck in a delusional story that she’s trying to escape from?

Hey, this is different from what you told me, goddess! <<less

Konominato Aoi (神湊葵), who had been learning Kendo at her family’s dojo since childhood, had a dream of becoming the best in Japan in Kendo, as her father wished. However, that dream didn’t come true. Disheartened by the failure of her student dreams, Aoi became a high school teacher with a new dream: to make her own students the best in Japan in Kendo.... more>>

Facing numerous challenges and feeling pessimistic, Aoi lost consciousness on the spot and found herself transported to a different world. The one who helped the now-younger Aoi was Owen Millers, an elven mage. Out of curiosity, Owen decided to impart his magical knowledge and research results to Aoi. Inheriting Owen’s skills and knowledge, Aoi became a mage and, under Owen’s guidance, became a teacher at the world-renowned magical academy.

However, the academy was filled with the entanglements of aristocratic society, discrimination based on magical power, and individuals exploiting noble students. Aoi found herself dealing with various situations as she navigated through these challenges. This is the story of Aoi Konominato (アオイ・コーノミナト), a female teacher later known as the strongest archmage and the witch of the academy. <<less

B-ranked adventurer Gran possesses memories of a previous life in a country called "Japan." Perhaps due to the influence of those memories, he can view his skills and strengths as if they were on a status screen. Strangely, under the occupation section of his status screen, the word "Hero" appears!?... more>>

But the world Gran has been reborn into is far too peaceful. There are monsters, but they are merely part of the ecosystem. It seems there are demon races and their kings too, but they coexist with humans as one of the many species. Wait, then what exactly does a hero do? And aren't there plenty of humans stronger than me? Despite being called a hero, I'm just a bit of an all-rounder, like a jack of all trades. Huh? Could it be that I'm just an average person in the middle of the pack? A hero? What's that even mean? I'm just an ordinary guy, aren't I? Maybe I'm not needed? Alright, in that case, I'll retire to the countryside and enjoy a laid-back, slow-paced life! Delicious meals and a convenient and comfortable life! Being a versatile jack of all trades might not be so bad! But when I tried to settle into my quiet country life, my former comrades showed up uninvited! Stop it! I want to enjoy a slow life! The versatile, jack-of-all-trades hero's cooking and crafting in the backwoods! I plan to update irregularly while taking it easy. <<less

I was not awakened till the age of 21. Seniors pitied me, and juniors looked down on me. But one day—... more>>

[The 'Play Life' app has been installed.]

[Start Play.]

—I was able to enter into the creations. <<less

Yao Bianliang was an actress in her previous life, and once she entered the shuangwen story of the entertainment circle. The system said: “As long... more>> as the host works hard to become cold and become an 18th-line star that no one cares about, she can get a bonus of 100 billion.” Yao Bianliang sat up in shock while saying: “Is there such a good thing?” <<less

One day, I suddenly found myself reincarnated into another world. Not just any world, but a world filled with swords and magic.... more>>

I learned that if I trained my magical abilities from a young age, my magical power would significantly increase. So, from the age of one, I began my magical training.

Before I knew it, I had one of the world's greatest amounts of magical power. <<less

Just like how everyone adored heroes in their childhood, a certain young man adored those powers hidden in shadows. After hiding his strength and living... more>> the mediocre life of a mob character by day while undergoing frenzied training by night, he finally reincarnates into a different world and gains ultimate power. The young man who is only playing at being a power in the shadows, his misunderstanding subordinates, and a giant organization in the shadows that gets trampled…. This is the story of a young boy who had adored powers in shadows possibly eventually reigning over the world of shadows in another world. <<less

Yu Keke is bound to a system after transmigrating into a book, demanding the redemption of the blackened villain.... more>>

If the task is not completed, she will die. She has a sincere attitude: How should she approach Ji Jingye and prevent him from turning black?

The system answered confidently: How do I know?

Yu Keke: ? So what's the use of you?

System: I know everything in this world. For example, the top star person in front of you is already secretly married and had children with his agent, but is secretly dating a female celebrity who he has recently fried CP with. The female internet celebrity over there is about to get married, but she is still having a lot of fun outside. She and her friend P plan to play exciting games on their wedding night... balabala

Yu Keke: ! And then what? Has she been discovered?

System: ?

After discovering that they were the same kind, one person and one system immediately became addicted to eating melons, so happy that they completely forgot about tasks and villains.

Until one day …

System: Host, I suspect the villain has been secretly in love with you for a long time. He actually has a lot of photos you sent him on his phone - wait, why are our channels still connected ? !

One person and one system were shocked and turned around. The big villain who was processing documents looked up and smiled at them, saying, “What's the matter, won't you continue chatting?”

Yu Keke: ! !

System: ! !

So system, is the task considered completed?

Ah, this... may, maybe?
- - - - - - -

Ji Jingye was unexpectedly reborn and somehow connected to the system and Yu Keke's mind channel.
He sat with cold eyes waiting for Yu Keke to attack him and prevent him from blackening.

However …

Yu Keke: [Really? Really? Wow, then what?]

System: [Then the man...]

Yu Keke: [Woohoo, exciting!]

Ji Jingye: …… I feel like a fool for taking precautions seriously.

After Ji Jingye took the initiative to appear, Yu Keke finally saw him and her eyes lit up.

He waited silently for her to speak, but heard the system’s [wow] appear again.

[Host, I just ate a big melon! The woman is actually pregnant, she’s keeping it, this is absolutely first-hand news!]

Yu Keke quickly turned around: [What, what, whose child is it?]

Ji Jingye's face remained expressionless: ... Do they still remember what their task is?

Wait, so whose child is it?

Reading guide:

1. All melons and characters have no original counterpart. Any similarities are purely made up. Please do not substitute them.

2. The novel world has no logic, please remember to put away your brain when reading (dog head)

3. The variety show in chapters 44-47 involves lily melons, which is described but not considered as a side CP. There is no follow-up after the variety show, so if you are not interested, you can skip it directly~

One sentence summary: Damn it, the villain actually eavesdropped on us eating melon! <<less