"I want to go home."... more>>

"You may not be able to go back."

"Why?"

"Because it's a long way to your house."

"How far is it?"

"About twelve hundred years away," Xu Qing directed a sympathetic gaze towards the young girl who hailed from the Tang Dynasty, "Everything you knew has become history."

Family, friends, and enemies— all silenced twelve hundred years ago... <<less

After three years of marriage, Sheng Mingzhi and Lu Jiayan met only a handful of times.... more>>

One is a workaholic CEO who went overseas to explore markets, and the other is a star who is full of negative news and has little attention.

Their photos are all Photoshopped, and their marriage is only maintained by a sense of faith.

One day, the frenemy husbands had to fly back to Yunjing at the same time because Grandpa Lu was celebrating his birthday.

At the birthday party, Sheng Mingzhi leaned on Lu Jiayan's brother's shoulder fondly and said, "My husband, it's been a long time, I miss you. =3=”

While Lu Jiayan looked at Sheng Mingzhi's sister affectionately: It's been a long time, have you had plastic surgery?

The secretary embarrassedly reminded him: “President Lu, you have mistaken the person.”
The agent covered his face in despair: “Mingzhi, that's not your husband.”

It's fxxking embarrassing!
#I know your two are frenemy husbands, but I really don't know you are frenemy to this point.#
#It’s ridiculous that you can’t even distinguish the gender of your love!#

Lu Jiayan:"Isn't plastic surgery popular in your entertainment industry? Isn't it normal for me to mistook you for someone else?"

Sheng Mingzhi:“Thank you! If you pay a little attention, you know that transsexuality has never been popular in the entertainment industry : )”

Sheng Mingzhi, as the first eye candy in the entertainment industry, has no works for three years after his debut, and he is still not famous.

Mingzhi’s daily life is to show off his wealth on social platforms. His anti-fans comments are as follows:
“Now that the photos are taken, the borrowed Hermes shall be returned to it’s original owner.”
“It's not easy to gather so many fake luxuries in one go”
“Don't stand in front of someone's fancy cars to take pictures, it's embarrassing”

There's a top comment of the anti-fans.
Mingzhi stood in front of the $500 million yacht "Prince" with a bright smile.

“LOL! I can smell a poser from a mile away. No one really doesn't know ‘Prince’ is a wedding gift from Shengjia President Lu Jiayan to his wife?”
A few months later, the comment was forwarded by the official Weibo(a platform like Twitter) account of Shengjia Group.

“LOL! No one really doesn't know Mr. Sheng Mingzhi is the wife of the President?” <<less

Yu Keke is bound to a system after transmigrating into a book, demanding the redemption of the blackened villain.... more>>

If the task is not completed, she will die. She has a sincere attitude: How should she approach Ji Jingye and prevent him from turning black?

The system answered confidently: How do I know?

Yu Keke: ? So what's the use of you?

System: I know everything in this world. For example, the top star person in front of you is already secretly married and had children with his agent, but is secretly dating a female celebrity who he has recently fried CP with. The female internet celebrity over there is about to get married, but she is still having a lot of fun outside. She and her friend P plan to play exciting games on their wedding night... balabala

Yu Keke: ! And then what? Has she been discovered?

System: ?

After discovering that they were the same kind, one person and one system immediately became addicted to eating melons, so happy that they completely forgot about tasks and villains.

Until one day …

System: Host, I suspect the villain has been secretly in love with you for a long time. He actually has a lot of photos you sent him on his phone - wait, why are our channels still connected ? !

One person and one system were shocked and turned around. The big villain who was processing documents looked up and smiled at them, saying, “What's the matter, won't you continue chatting?”

Yu Keke: ! !

System: ! !

So system, is the task considered completed?

Ah, this... may, maybe?
- - - - - - -

Ji Jingye was unexpectedly reborn and somehow connected to the system and Yu Keke's mind channel.
He sat with cold eyes waiting for Yu Keke to attack him and prevent him from blackening.

However …

Yu Keke: [Really? Really? Wow, then what?]

System: [Then the man...]

Yu Keke: [Woohoo, exciting!]

Ji Jingye: …… I feel like a fool for taking precautions seriously.

After Ji Jingye took the initiative to appear, Yu Keke finally saw him and her eyes lit up.

He waited silently for her to speak, but heard the system’s [wow] appear again.

[Host, I just ate a big melon! The woman is actually pregnant, she’s keeping it, this is absolutely first-hand news!]

Yu Keke quickly turned around: [What, what, whose child is it?]

Ji Jingye's face remained expressionless: ... Do they still remember what their task is?

Wait, so whose child is it?

Reading guide:

1. All melons and characters have no original counterpart. Any similarities are purely made up. Please do not substitute them.

2. The novel world has no logic, please remember to put away your brain when reading (dog head)

3. The variety show in chapters 44-47 involves lily melons, which is described but not considered as a side CP. There is no follow-up after the variety show, so if you are not interested, you can skip it directly~

One sentence summary: Damn it, the villain actually eavesdropped on us eating melon! <<less

Lin Dan is bound to an auxiliary system. She does tasks to maintain the plot of countless small worlds. Simply put, she is just a supporting role or cannon fodder, a stepping stone for others to achieve greatness.... more>>

Confusion, desperation, madness, loving who she can’t love, wanting what she can’t have: Lin Dan experienced too much loss and misery. When she finally achieved enlightenment and decided to unbind from the system and return to her original world, something interrupted her return journey and she was sent back into the three thousand worlds to continue struggling.

Although she lost her memory, Lin Dan was no longer confused. She decided to take her own path and finally discovered that she had to love herself before others could love her. As long as you live your life well, no matter how insignificant it seems, you will become a protagonist one day. If you bloom, the butterflies will naturally come. <<less

Rui Sato, a good-natured man who will be retiring at the age of 60, dies in a car accident and is reincarnated into another world.... more>>

In the other world, there is the Central Continent, which is populated mainly by humans, the Green Continent, which is populated mainly by beastmen, and the Dragon Continent, which is populated by dragons.

When he begins his new life in the other world, he doesn’t understand the standards of the world and after repeated trial and error, he finally gets used to the new world.

With a revelation from the gods, you set out on a journey to meet the spirits and to find out which land is the best place for a person to live.

From the central continent to the rich green continent, and then to the majestic Dragon Continent, which he sees for the first time. <<less

Haggle Kingdom operative Chloe (later Victoria), triggered by an event, decided that ‘There is no reason to continue working here anymore’.... more>>

So she disappeared from the organization by staging a scene that could be taken as either an accident or su*cide.

She then entered the Kingdom of Ashbury, two Kingdoms away, changed her name to Victoria, and decided to start her life over as a normal person.

However, on the first day of her entry, she reluctantly became the guardian of an abandoned child. In the process of protecting the child, she seemed to have left a good impression on the leader of the Second Knights’ Order, but she is wary, as a former operative who had fled the organization, she can’t get deeply involved with a knight who pledges loyalty to the nation.

Victoria tries to use her knowledge, skills, and talents that she has cultivated during her operative days to protect herself and her girl and lead an ordinary civil life but …

Victoria, unaware of her loneliness at the bottom of her heart as an operative, notices the many things she lacks in addition to her loneliness in the process of leaving her organization and living as an ordinary commoner.

This is the story of a 27-year-old woman trying to repair her lacking life. <<less

Sun Hao traveled to a world of cultivating immortals. Unable to cultivate, he practices the guqin, chess, calligraphy, poetry, wine, and flower tea are all... more>> in the supreme realm. He didn't know: The pet on his farm was the Nine Heavens God Luan. The lotus in the pond is a peerless demon. The guard outside the door is the ruler of Thunder Tribulation. Later, he discovered: The swordsman who picked up his broken hatchet became the peerless generation of swordsman; the scholar who often listened to him to chant became the ancestor of Buddhism; the girl who came to learn to play the guqin with him became the supreme demon clan. ... Sun Hao sat on the throne of Heavenly Emperor, with a shocked expression on his face: Am I a Dao Ancestor? I take the heaven and the earth as the disc and all beings as my sons, and create a shocking situation? I do not know how? <<less

Opening a broken Taoist temple, he obtained an outdoor live broadcast system, so he started a live broadcast, picked lingzhi, raised falcons, showed operations, and when he turned back, he realized that the whole world was watching him.... more>>

Participating in “Life to Live”, the audience: “Is This anchor is cultivating to immortality?” Participating in “Follow Master Bay to Adventure”, the fans: “This is not adventure, this is a vacation!” Later a reporter interviewed him, “Fans say you know martial arts, is that true?” “I don’t know any martial arts.” Said a red bird flying over, he jumped from a high platform of more than ten meters with a leap …… <<less

The plot of the story revolves around a young poor lad who, after becoming weary by the hectic and troublesome atmosphere of the city, chooses to finally comply with his mother's wishes.... more>>

'To get married!.' However, not everything goes as smoothly as he had hoped.

"Ding! You have received 7 billion red envelopes."

As a result, the legend of the richest man in the world has officially started. <<less

Baek Seung-gyeol, was an acting genius whose films in which he appeared as a child actor reached 10 million viewers. However, due to his sudden... more>> success, the relationship between his parents deteriorated and the main character stopped acting. Baek Seung-gyeol, who was working as a delivery driver, receives a call saying that his father has passed away. As a result, the protagonist begins to show his acting skills that he had been hiding. A lot of good things happen to Back Seung- gyeol, who is making a fresh start <<less

"I, Shen Miaomiao, reluctantly took over a game company at the start."... more>>

Fortunately, the rebate system awakened just in time. As long as the company incurred losses, the system would compensate me with ten times the amount!

So, the goal of this young CEO is to bring the company down! Financial freedom!

"I, Gu Sheng, transmigrated into a game designer at the start."

Fortunately, the Game Treasury System awakened, allowing me to climb to the throne of the Game King by creating hit games!

So, the goal of this Game Director is to expand and create brilliance once again!

...

When a laid-back CEO encounters a determined game designer, the company's direction gradually becomes abstract.

"You said no one plays mech games? What is this 'Titan's Fall' you created?"

"You said the horror game market is lacking? What's the deal with this 'Escape' game?"

"You said second-generation shooters are easy to lose money? Are you remaking 'Call of Duty'?"

As Shen Miaomiao looked at the profitable financial reports, her mind buzzed.

Not a single penny was lost, so she made up her mind!

"From now on, let's torture the players mercilessly!"

She couldn't believe that she couldn't lose this money!

Upon hearing this, Gu Sheng unfolded a stack of game proposals in his hands.

"Boss, take a look at these—'Black Blood Renegade' and 'Wolf.' Which one should we start with?" <<less

Beryl Gardernant is a humble sword master who runs a dojo in the Reveris Kingdom.... more>>

He had come to terms with the limits of his strength and was living a leisurely life in the countryside.

However, his life changes drastically when Alexia, one of his former students, suddenly visits him and tells him that she has recommended Beryl to be a special instructor within the nation’s Knight Order.

He is reunited with his former students who have become big-shots such as knight captains, top-ranking adventurers, and ace magicians, and he is kicked out of his family’s dojo.

Turbulent times were ahead of him.

Beryl was happy that his former disciples adore him, but he is also humble about the fact that he is not very strong.

However, while he wasn’t aware of it, he was the owner of an unparalleled talent.

Unconscious of his power, Beryl is surrounded by ex-disciples who know of his strength, and gradually makes himself known to the world, all the while remaining rather unaware of all of this. <<less

Sabio Pazzini, the second son of a prestigious noble family with a lineage of magicians, was born with a 'no magic' which was judged during a magical assessment. Despite lacking magical abilities, Sabio possessed an exceptionally brilliant mind, and his family warmly supported him. One fateful day, it was revealed that Sabio was not of noble blood but instead a changeling of the fairies, as the priest declared. The true heir was a beautiful angelic boy resembling his family. Consequently, Sabio was exiled from the country as a 'criminal conspiring against the royal and noble families.'... more>>

In the neighboring country, Sabio registered with a guild and embarked on his second life under the name 'Kokuyou'. <<less

"I'm going to sleep right away." ... more>>

"I'll play one more round."

"Staying up late is bad for your health, it's better to game all night."

"Ugh, so troublesome, let's just go home quickly."

"Hey, didn't you tell me? The money you spent wasn't really spent, you just traded it for a way to accompany something you like."

"No, I'm sealed in by the blanket and can't get up."

"Stood up again? I'm going to destroy this unreliable world."

"Even if I die, I still won't go out to work."

It wasn't like this in the beginning. For an ice mountain lady knight from another world to become like this, it's quite an achievement. Though it's also pretty easy. <<less

When Leon was job hunting, he applied for a position as a bartender at a rather unique bar. The customers here, however, seemed quite unusual.... more>>

There was a female warrior who wore minimal armor, and it made you wonder what exactly it was protecting.

Then there was an unfortunate catastrophe mage with a luck score that was negative 100 – how had she managed to get by?

A melancholic and solitary Skeleton King – a skeleton? Enjoying a drink? Please, let’s not waste it!

And finally, there was a Demon King who had a soft spot for a hero – but hey, if you’re a Demon King, could you at least focus on your day job? OK?

This bar had an intriguing mix of patrons, to say the least. <<less