Okay then, this is actually a dark fic combining the tropes of mafia stories, modern rebirths, old cucumbers pretending to be young, younger tops, and more… (I can almost see the lightning… trembles)... more>>

Ahem, but since I’m not your stereotypical author, our bottom is also not your stereotypical bottom, and our rebirth…

It’s also not your stereotypical rebirth. We’ll only get into the rebirth part after the first volume finishes at around 40K words.

Staring at the sky mournfully, I wonder if everyone can stay until then…

Finally, a slow-burn as per usual. <<less

Yan Yue finds herself in a novel titled “The Strongest Scriptwriter,” set in an interstellar backdrop where everyone stays home and binge-watches shows, featuring an entertainment industry heroine wrapped in an interstellar theme.... more>>

The original character Yan Yue inhabits is not the heroine; she is the contrast to the heroine. If the heroine is a gifted scriptwriter, the original character is an airhead. Later on, due to plagiarizing the heroine’s work, the original character faces backlash from the interstellar citizens. She even ends up in interstellar court and eventually takes her own life.

After reflecting on the original character’s life, Yan Yue thinks, “Isn’t this just about writing scripts? I’m familiar with that.”

So, having traversed 999 ancient Mary Sue worlds, Yan Yue starts writing stories like “The Temptation of Returning to Interstellar: White Moonlight Stand-In’s Counterattack” and “After Running Away from Marriage 9999 Times, I Married the Interstellar Tycoon’s Father,” and the day after, she writes “The Mother of Ten Precious Children Turns Out to Be Him, the Mecha War God!”

At first, when Star Netizens see these tacky, melodramatic titles associated with interstellar broadcasts, they complain: “Why is even this tr*sh paired with interstellar themes? Yan Yue, get out of the scriptwriting realm!”

But after watching the first episode, their reactions change: “What the heck? The sister-in-law is the male lead’s white moonlight stand-in? The male lead’s arranged marriage wife is actually the male lead’s secret crush for years? Wait, wait! The white moonlight stand-in and the white moonlight are twin sisters? No wonder they look so alike!! What the hell is this?! So melodramatic, I want to watch more! Give me the next episode now!”

Yan Yue assures them and quickly churns out thousands of scripts for cheesy dramas like “Punch the Certain Building” and “Kick the Certain Thai Guy.”

However, everyone soon realizes:

Why does the wrongly accused male lead from “The Temptation of Returning to Interstellar” look so much like the newly appointed young marshal from the neighboring star?

And why does the runaway bride from “After Running Away from Marriage 9999 Times” resemble the tr*shy star’s nouveau riche new wife?

And furthermore! Does the male mother of ten in “The Mother of Ten Precious Children” resemble our planet’s war god???

Yan Yue: ??? Can someone explain why the worlds she experienced through fast-transmigration merged with this star’s setting???

Yan Yue: Don’t ask, all these melodramatic stories are like this. Haven’t you seen the huge words at the beginning of each show before it airs?
[“All characters and events are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.”]

Until one day, the war god from that other star shows up at her door with his ten children, and all the kids chant in unison, “Mommy, mommy!”

Yan Yue: I messed up! I forgot that the tr*shy woman who betrayed the war god in “The Mother of Ten Precious Children” was herself…

#About Me Writing Cheesy Dramas in Interstellar and Getting Popular#
#About How I Loved Watching Melodramas as a Kid and Still Do as an Adult#
[“It’s just a brainless escapist story in melodramatic scripts! Really!”]
[“Plotline to Romance Ratio: 7:3”]
[“Not a GB story! Not a GB story!”]
Tags: Interstellar, Transmigration, Escapist Fiction, Live Broadcast
Protagonist: Yan Yue
One-line Summary: I loved melodramas at three, and I still do in my twenties.
Theme: Strive to live life in one’s own way. <<less

The family of Diana, the daughter of Heinz Trading Company, fell into ruin due to the war. In the midst of the conflict, all she could bring with her in a moment of haste was a tattered bag filled with various mysterious “seeds.”... more>>

Saved by a young gardener whom she had once admired, Diana, on the verge of death, concealed her identity and was taken in by the villagers in the remote outskirts until the war subsided.

However, the villagers misunderstood that she had married the young gardener. The two of them ended up entering a pseudo newlywed life.

Meanwhile, the enigmatic “seeds” that were whimsically sown began to bring about various problems, greatly changing the quiet village and their relationship.

This is the story of the development and management of a remote wasteland until it came to be called a “paradise.” <<less

In his previous life, Qi Yu was the fake young master mistakenly taken in by the Qi family. He met a tragic end in order to preserve a semblance of family ties.... more>>

After death, it was the man he had desperately tried to escape from who sought revenge for him and perished together with him out of love.

In his rebirth, Qi Yu cleared his head, cast aside the notion of family, clung to the cold and obsessive man, and vowed never to leave him.

The oblivious people around him attempted to manipulate him.

Neglectful parents: "Xiao Yu, you were an orphan to begin with. We raised you, so you should be grateful."

Qi Yu: "How much does gratitude cost per pound? Show me, I'll buy it all."

True young master: "You occupied twenty years of my life; donating blood is the least you can do."

Qi Yu: "Panda blood is valuable. Even if I gave you a drop, you wouldn't repay it in fifty years."

Scumbag ex: "Qi Yu, you know I love the obedient and docile you the most. You're disappointing me like this."

Qi Yu: "I quite like the image of you kneeling in embarrassment. Why don't you kneel and kowtow to me three times?"

Everyone: "..."

They all despised Qi Yu to the point of irritation, and in unison, they said, "You're just Bao Jingyu's pet dog. What are you so proud of?"

Qi Yu looked at the man with a pitiable expression.

The man with a cold and sinister demeanor pulled him into his arms, speaking gently, "Xiao Yu, they've upset you. How about I throw them into the sea to feed the fish?" <<less

Upon returning to China, Lu Dingning became the substitute for the brother who is still missing.... more>>

Disguised as a man, Lu Yining picks up a bunch of girls with her gentleman index all on max and her prince charming smile leveled up! Women are constantly surrounding her and men are getting mercilessly bent in her presence.

Life motto: As long as the hoe is dancing well, there’s not a single boyfriend she can’t steal!

Zong Jize, king of the city, treats her as his brother but ends up pushing her onto the bed.

Lu Yining says furiously, “Master Zong, I treated you as my brother but instead you sick bastard just wanted to sleep with me!” <<less

In my high school, there are two Satou Hajime, including myself.... more>>

The other Satou Hajime is a handsome and talented basketball team ace, who excels in both academics and sports.

On the other hand, I, the “No. 2” Satou Hajime, am just an ordinary inconspicuous male student who can never be the number one in the class.

But then one day, by chance, I became close to Minamino Chinatsu, who is not only popular in our class but also in the entire grade.

Gradually, our relationship began to change.

This is a story about the No. 2 me and the No. 1 girl. <<less

An ABO novel... more>>

An unplanned pregnancy leads to a disastrous childhood for Yoon Hajin. Born into an abusive home only to be delivered to a Hell-ish life, Yoon Hajin looks to buy his freedom by marrying out of the family using the only asset anyone values, his trait.

“Remember, Sweetheart. For an Omega, there can never be any such thing as love”

The male Dominant Omega’s refuge from the Hell that is his life is a Contracted Marriage to a Dominant Alpha who is already in love with a female Beta.

“Take them off.”

“…….”

“Do you really want me to take it off for you? We don’t have that kind of relationship.”

This was an arranged marriage. The Omega knew this was not a relationship in which he could beg for affection.

It was doomed! <<less

Yaoying transmigrated into a novel.... more>>

In the chaotic and troubled times, many nations were at war. Her father happened to be the most powerful of those vying for supremacy, her brother turning out to be the male lead that finally dominated the Central Plains.

As the male lead’s younger sister, Yaoying was ready to accept this benefit that came without her having to lift a finger.

But it turned out that the male lead hated her to the bone, going as far as to have her marry the sixty-year-old grassland tribal chief in place of the female lead.

Yaoying was forced to marry. Wolves in front, tigers in the back—beasts surrounding her—all coveting the lovely-as-a-flower Chinese princess.

At the moment of crisis, the novel’s young and legendary lord who was destined to die young passed through with his troops.

To escape from their clutches, the trembling Yaoying pointed at the sickly lord: This princess fell in love with you at first sight. If you won’t marry, I’ll seek you out with a dowry!

The lord’s subordinates paled with alarm: Princess mustn’t speak so casually! Our king is a monk, a noble-blooded Buddha’s son!

Yaoying, with a face full of grievances: This princess doesn’t disdain that you’re a monk. In life, I am your person; in death, I am your ghost!

Monk: ….

From then on, the tale of the Buddha’s son and the Chinese princess began to circulate through the grasslands.

Monk whose reputation couldn’t be cleared even if he plunged into the Yellow River: ….

Note : The title refers to an expression that for friends, family, and lovers separated far away, moonlit nights would make them miss each other more. <<less

In the last life, Chu Yu escaped a marriage granted by an imperial edict for the sake of Gu Chu Sheng, and traveled thousands of miles, but still ended up dying of illness in a foreign country. When she was reborn at age of fifteen years old, Chu Yu was on her way to escape from marriage. She resolutely turned around and married into the gate of the Wei family.... more>>

She knew that the Wei family was about to die in battle, leaving only a fourteen-year-old son, Wei Yun. She also knew that Wei Yun would support the Wei family, would become the one ruling over everyone the prince of Zhenbei who was known as "Living Yama". However, this part of the road would be like hell, and the Wei family had walked too tragically, with too much suffering.

She secretly vowed that she would not repeat the same mistakes and waste away a lifetime. She would be no one else than the first lady of the Wei family, and accompany Wei Yun through these difficult times, so that that the Wei family's hundred years old loyalty would no longer be insulted.

Unexpectedly, Chu Yu actually became the "eldest lady" of the Wei family. <<less

Before Jiang Wan moved into the house, the adjective she had heard the most about the man was ‘weird’.... more>>

She had thought nothing of it.

Until she saw him peeing in the bathroom by accident.

The man walked towards her with an expressionless face, furrowed brows, and a sexy bass voice.

“To avoid feeling awkward when we see each other in the future, now, you go pee.”

Jiang Wan: “…” <<less

The six prefectures of Zhongbo were offered to foreign enemies on a silver platter, and Shen Zechuan was taken into custody in the capital, reduced to a drowning dog* loathed and condemned by all. Xiao Chiye followed the scent of the furor and made his way over. But instead of setting others on him, he kicked Shen Zechuan with his very own leg, rendering the latter an invalid. Who would expect this invalid to turn around and bite him in a counterattack until he was all drenched in blood? That was the start of an epic feud between both men who tore at each other every time they come face-to-face with one another.... more>>

“Fate wants to bind me here for life, but this is not the path I choose. The yellow dust submerged my brothers deep under. I have no wish to bow in submission to an illusory fate. The imperial edict can’t save my troops, and the imperial court can’t fill the stomachs of my mounts. I’m no longer willing to lay down my life for this purpose. I want to surmount that mountain. I am going to fight for myself.”

Note : a 'drowning dog' is someone who is down and out, having lost favor or power. <<less

[How could a s*ave know more about money than a master such as I] ... more>>

A quote by the president of Hanbo Group, Jung Tae Soo during the Congressional hearing.

They are called employees, salarymen, but in truth they were s*aves.

I was a s*ave.

But I’ve put everything I’ve had to become a butler. Instead, all I’ve got was an ending befitting of an abandoned s*ave.

And the blessings of the god. <<less

Aeryl Frey Brixia had lived all her life hiding behind a mask. ... more>>

She was shunned by everyone including the father she craved affection from because of the ugly mark on her face that branded her a monster.

At the end of her miserable life, she was falsely accused of selling military weapons to the enemy nation and sentenced to execution…

The blade of the guillotine dropped and everything went black.

The next time she opened her eyes, she was in her room again as a young girl.

This time, she was determined things will be different. She will no longer be a puppet. She will no longer be manipulated.

And the first thing for her to do is to cooperate with the two officers leading the investigation against her father. <<less

Eat, talk, and fall in love with cute girls!... more>>

I want to travel and get away from my hectic life! What if you could fulfill that wish with the most beautiful girl in your class?

Kakeru Takahashi, a high school student in Tokyo, is tired with his crammed everyday life and decides to take a trip. When he arrived at the station platform, he encountered his classmate, Riho Nanase.

Seeing her in a state of deep thought, Kakeru says, “Let’s go on a trip!” and then, he invites her to join him——

Even Nanase, who at first was in disbelief, takes off her usual iron mask and begins to enjoy herself to the fullest, dusting off her footbath and tucking into the local delicacies.

“I’m not having fun!”

“I think I liked the sunset.”

“Thank you for taking me on this journey.”

A travel romantic comedy with 120% liberating feeling, spun with a beautiful coup de grace girl with a strange history! <<less

Chen Du only called Chen Jiashu sister in bed.... more>>

He panted in her ear as he confessed, over and over again, “I like you, sister, only you.”

Chen Jiashu was immersed in the afterglow, her consciousness blurred, but she knew he had missed a word. He only liked to f*ck her.

Seduced her younger half-brother to take revenge on the stepmother that wrecked her family, she inadvertently transformed a harmless sheep into a big bad wolf. <<less

After losing her memory and starting a new life, she is offered a job as a tutor in a mansion.... more>>

On her way to Hollow Heights, a beautiful mansion off the beaten path, she hears strange rumors.

"One thing is certain. Nobody wants to set foot in that mansion. There has been a mu*der there."

The first night in the eerie mansion, filled with whispering mist and screams, felt like a haunting nightmare.

And she came face to face with the owner of the nightmare, who was beautiful. Beautiful in a terrifying way.

Strangely, the beautiful owner tried to avoid me, yet also saved me. While telling me to leave this place, they held me back, pleading me not to go.

"I don't know how to make you stay with me. How can I make you love me again, love me once more?"

As I grew closer to the secret they were hiding, I also grew closer to my lost memories. In that moment of falling in love, I finally realized.

I was in the beautiful mansion, in Hallow Heights. A long time ago. <<less

She was confident that she had lived a good life doing no wrong, but she found herself as the criminal of a mu*der case.... more>>

A situation where all the evidence pointed to a single suspect, Shushu.

Shushu was eventually imprisoned in Ugwell ‘Female’ prison.

“Trust me. I’ll find the real criminal and prove your innocence.”

That’s what her childhood friend Edwin said, but life in a tough prison full of criminals was too hard.

She needed a ‘prison wife’ to make her life easier.

“W-Will you be my prison wife? Please protect me.”

“I’m already taken.”

“What? By who?!”

“Mailbox.”

Despite both being women, Shushu even proposed to MiniCat, who controlled the prison, but she received a nonsensical answer.

“I don’t want to be the wife of someone who doesn’t even like me.”

However, a short while later, the recipient of her impulsive proposal, prisoner ‘MiniCat,’ kissed her.

“There’s a rule.”

The voice that flew into her ear gave goosebumps.

“Close your eyes when you kiss me.”

“…….”

“And I’ll treat you well.”

She was sure at this moment no matter who she would come to kiss in the future, she would never forget her kiss with MiniCat. <<less

Married for two years, Su Bei has always been looked down upon by her mother-in-law because of her rural background. In front of relatives and friends, her mother-in-law constantly harasses her, mocking her for using any means necessary to climb the social ladder. Openly and covertly, she belittles Su Bei, comparing her to a chicken that can't lay eggs.... more>>

Su Bei finds it difficult to speak up, facing constant harassment from her mother-in-law, a husband who is inadequate in satisfying her desires, and her own dissatisfaction.

In order to save her marriage and protect everything she has, the embittered Su Bei chooses to seduce her elegant and refined father-in-law as a way to seek revenge against her mother-in-law.

Wen Guodong, a mature and dignified retired cadre and the head of the judicial bureau, is surrounded by countless admirers. However, he becomes infatuated with his daughter-in-law.

Su Bei possesses both beauty and intelligence, gradually bringing down her father-in-law, a respected old cadre, and stepping on her mother-in-law to elevate her own position. She even throws her son, who has secret relation with his grandfather, to be raised by her mother-in-law...

Engaging in multiple affairs and disregarding moral principles, the protagonist is a scheming woman with a large chest and cunning mind. The story revolves around the affair between a well-endowed and eager daughter-in-law and a refined and dignified retired cadre.

Note: If you do not like stories involving infidelity or taboo subjects, please refrain from reading. Let's maintain a civilized environment.

The perspectives of the characters do not necessarily reflect those of the author. <<less

He was the cold-blooded prince of the Jin country. Decisive and smart, he had looked down on the world with apathy and disdain.... more>>

She was his Wang Fei, a person who had saved him in the past, but he wouldn’t even look at her.

When the fire raged and death claimed her, it was only then that she realized her existence was nothing but a joke from the beginning.

She opened her eyes once more after spending two years as a roaming, vengeful ghost. In this lifetime, Ye Zhen promises that she will be a different person. With a slight smile, she will ruthlessly trample on those who had schemed against her and lied until her demise!

Most importantly, she would let him experience the pain of an unrequited love; the bitterness of seeking something you cannot obtain! <<less

Born the eldest son of the Marquess of Grenville, one of the numerous aristocrats of Southern Crane Empire, ‘Hugo’ had a spectacular past…, no life.... more>>

Every time he died, he would always return to the same day when he was fourteen years old. And each time he would be killed by a member of his family.

Even so, he had never been loved by his family ever since he can remember, and he continued to seek their love and affection.

He finally realized something at the end of his sixth life. He realised that the love of family is only an illusion.

Thus he vowed. If he had to go back to the day when he was 14 years old again, he’ll sever everything.

And so, Hugo begins his seventh life. This time, he left his love for his family behind.

To take his revenge, Hugo sold himself to the Grand Duke of Woodstock, the most powerful family after the Imperial Family.

There, he met Meltreza, the daughter of a mixed-race human-vampire rumored to be a “monster”.

This is the story of a man who despaired in six lives and finally finds happiness in his seventh. <<less

She, a famous doctor from the 23rd century, turned into a village peasant girl of a different world!... more>>

Her grandmother was cruel and vicious. Her aunt was very mean. So, to have a meal and clothing every day, she, a famous doctor had to pull up her sleeves to do farm work, treat patients, and abuse the bullies!

What? Grandmother need money for her illness? Cousin has no money to get a wife? Cousin needs to borrow money for his studies?

Roll! Roll as far as the history can go! <<less

“Please marry me.”... more>>

A two-billion-dollar commission to a mercenary from a private military company.

The condition was marriage for one year.

"Client, by any chance, are you a lunatic?"

"You're the only lunatic person who’s okay with a divorce record on his registration."

Lee Raehwa, the only daughter of Daesan Construction.

In order to complete the painting outside the control of her stepfather,

Raehwa hired a legal guardian to protect her for one year.

However, Kwon Yi-tae, whom she hired as her only hope, was an unpredictable madman.

Marriage and cohabitation, which started as a contractual relationship, was gradually moving in a strange direction……

***

He placed his hand on the back of her neck. The hand that lightly squeezed the back of her neck was large and hot.

"What if I kiss you here now?"

Raehwa let out the breath she had been holding back. Her tense body relaxed. How did he set the mood with something so trivial?

"That's okay."

Kwon Yi-tae raised one eyebrow. Raehwa continued to speak with a slight smile.

"If we want to imitate a fake couple, a kiss is...….”

But she couldn't finish her sentence. Her hair stood on end at the force of his sudden pull.

By the time her eyes opened wide, his face was already close to hers. Her vision was completely covered with Kwon Yi-tae’s face.

He stared at Raehwa with his eyes lowered. A hot whisper fell softly on her skin.

"I don't want to, you lunatic."

Their lips brushed narrowly against each other as he spoke. With a fierce gaze, a threat with a faint sweetness crept in.

"It won't end with just a kiss." <<less

Born as a beta man, Jun-Kyung thought he would die and live a normal life until he suddenly manifested as an Omega. After living a life that changed all over the place in a day, he gave up ju-do, which was like life, and became the exclusive bodyguard for a wealthy family.... more>>

Still he thought he was going to die living a quiet life until he had an accident with his employer’s son.

No, it wasn’t until he found out he was pregnant.

“Is there anyone other than us who knows this?”

Even before accepting the fact that he was pregnant, the other person calmly proposed to him as if he was offering a glass of water.

“Jun-kyung Ho, let’s get married.”

The problem was the person who proposed marriage was the older brother, not the child’s biological father. Jun-kyung’s life which was just normal become intertwined with him and turns into a drama overnight. <<less

Su Fu’s years of affections were gradually consumed by daily livings and the disgust of He Shaoqi’s parents. Father He’s indifference, Mother He’s unkindness and He Shaoqi’s infidelity finally made Su Fu feel unbearable and choose to break up.... more>>

Next: the next love, the next lover, the next family, the next – is Tang Sibo, is happiness.

Su Fu: I can’t even live well in an ordinary family. I can’t afford to live a life in such a prestigious family as yours.

Tang Sibo: It doesn’t matter what kind of family mine is. The two of us will live our own lives. No matter how prestigious my family is, I will protect you.

Su Fu felt that the most correct choice he made and the greatest happiness he had in his life was to live a life with the surname Tang and a life worthy of himself. <<less

Eutostea, Thebe’s third princess.... more>>

At night, a man appeared through her window and whispered in a honeyed voice, “I came to be your one-night lover. After tonight, you will not remember me, nor will we meet again.”

Who was he? Apollo, the god of prophecy. As a human being, who could resist a god?

“Princess of Thebes…” The man leaned against the window frame in pitch-black darkness with only the moonlight framing his stature.

And despite what he said, Apollo came to visit her again.

“Tomorrow, everyone throughout Greece will know that you are my woman.”

How long will their secret meeting last?

Aphelius, King of Thebes, blazing with shame flew to the Temple of Greece to confirm the identity of the suspicious man who went in and out of the third princess’ room. The three princesses were united as one to confirm the appearance of the man claiming to be the self-proclaimed god, Apollo.

While Eutostea hesitated for a moment, the hot candle melted and dripped on the shoulder of a god.

“You really don’t recognize me?”

“How do I know its you?”

Apollo grabbed her chin and brought his lips close to hers.

“Behold and open your heart, Princess of Thebes. Here lies the face you longed to see.”

He growled. <<less