Qiao Jia: “f*ck! Just because I’m an informant doesn’t mean I have to eat rice noodles every time I provide info! Can’t you be a damn bit more generous and invite me somewhere that sells rice bowls instead?”... more>>

Guo Lin: “As an informant, can’t you keep a low profile?”

***

Guo Lin: “Are you that afraid of going to jail?”

Qiao Jia: “I have told you, I can die, but I can’t go to jail.”

***

Guo Lin: “Qiao Jia!”

Qiao Jia: “Guo Lin, I can go to jail, but you can’t die…” <<less

I wanted to write a book, but I didn’t know what to name it, so I said to the third master, “I want to name the new book. Do you have any suggestions?”... more>>

Third Master, who was listening to that song at the time, did not even bother lifting his head before reciting the lyrics, “You’re totally my type.”

I thought the name didn’t sound too bad, just that it was a bit pretentious, so I said, “I want to name it from my perspective, not your point of view. The subject line should be clear. Also, when were you ever my type?!”

Third Master was quite aggrieved. “Oh…,” he weakly asked, “Then, you’re totally not my type?”

I stroked my chin and thought to myself, ‘That actually doesn’t sound bad.’ Right then, another very serious question popped into my mind. “But why am I still with you when you’re not even my type?”

Third Master was dumbfounded. Closing the computer, he came over to pat me on the head. “Don’t dwell over such complicated questions… Wanna eat durian? Shall I buy you some?”

My mood suddenly changed for the better and I exclaimed, “Wanna, wanna! Buy, buy, buy!”

Really, with just these eight words I can love him for another eight years. <<less

I was reincarnated as a daughter of the count’s family and the young lover of the male lead who recuperated as a child.... more>>

The daughter is a small-time villain who tried to separate the male lead and female lead which caused her family to get ruined.

It’s a cozy life that I got, but I can’t let my family get involved in other people’s love affairs.

So I was trying to get a decent distance from the male lead, who’s been recuperating, but he keeps picking a fight.

“Cassis, go to the kitchen and complain about the side dishes.”

“What? Mmph!”

“Ogugu~ You eat well.”

“Mmmmph!”

“Huh? What? You want some carrots? Okay.”

For your information, carrots are the food that Cassis hates the most.

***

Whenever I met him, the male lead started to look sad, as if he had grown attached to me while we were bickering loudly.

Besides, the way he looks at me is getting weird?

“Evelyn, do you want me to get better soon?”

“Of course I do. Then you won’t have to do this bothersome thing.”

“….I wish it could keep hurting.”

“You really. What are you talking about? I don’t like it.”

I said a lot of mean things to get rid of him because we had to break apart anyway.

But it backfired…?

“Evelyn. I’m hurt.”

“Did I do something wrong to you, Cassis?”

“No?”

But why do you keep getting hurt…?

I’m screwed.

The male lead doesn’t intend to go home.

And why are you fighting with the female lead over me?! <<less

The overhead of the Tang Dynasty, the story of capturing the spirits.... more>>

“The stones on the other mountains are hard enough to carve and polish jade”.

To Prince Cheng, Lin Chengyou, Teng Yuyi is the piece of “jade” that he can not capture.

The proud son of the heavens is on the road to chase his wife to death. <<less

Su Xiaoxin, a comic book author didn’t make a penny out of it. But it all changed when she moved to this eight-story, old residential building. Her readers with the manuscript fees took a sudden leap.... more>>

The readers praised her vivid imagination…

But in fact, there was no imagination in her comics…

She drew her real life!

Vampires, zombies, corpses and elves are not from her imagination, but sitting face to face with her, they ate a hot pot! <<less

Transmigrated to 1967, Liu Ling, an unmarried activist, has been unrestrained all her life. Before her death, a friend asked her if she had an unfulfilled wish, and Liu Ling replied she could not raise a baby.... more>>

The friend fell into trouble; this is not easy to do. Not waiting for her friend to speak, Liu Ling said that if she gave birth to a child, the mother would die, and her child would live, so let’s forget it.

Unfortunately, God heard.

After her death, she did not enter the underworld and transmigrated into Song Zhaodi. She also had seven children, all of whom were not her own. <<less

Huo Linfeng, the son of the Marquis of Dingbei, fell victim to the schemes of treacherous court officials; his expedition towards his career was halted and instead, he was dispatched to Western-Sky Ridge to be an official. There was a Extraordinary Palace in the Western-Sky Ridge, the infamy of the Four Great Palace Lords was widely known (aka the Western-Sky Ridge F4). Among them, the Second Palace Lord, Rong Luoyun was a notorious beauty and rumoured to be a pe*vert. In the name of vanquishing the power of evil, Huo Linfeng sneaked into the Extraordinary Palace as a spy, but unexpectedly formed a strange relationship with Rong Luoyun; he proceeded to come into consensus with... more>> the enemy that resulted into a union of a hundred years……uncovering unsettled scores and secrets from past events, and together, hand in hand, they pulled off the greatest of achievements.

As gratitude and resentment entangle, tragedies are formed from love and hate. <<less

The Zhuang Lady sent her dog, Yin Huayue, to keep an eye on him and confine him. She is cold-blooded and hypocritical, and always has a fake smile on her face. Helping him get ready, combing his hair, and lighting the lamps. Awake for twelve hours a day, Li Jingyun spends ten hours thinking about how to make her leave. But after that, she actually left. He became anxious.... more>>

Despite our brief time together, we are not appreciated despite our strength. Rather be alone, instead of withering alongside with another. <<less

School tyrant who’s trying to clear his name vs. the gossip-spreading top student !... more>>

Gossip regarding the top student and a second-generation rich kid has spread throughout First High, and everyone is bewildered to hear of rumours involving two people who have never interacted…

Until the day after classes are reshuffled, and these two became deskmates.

Chi Yu just wants to dispel these gay rumours, but Fu Zhi’an is different, he wants the rumours to be real. <<less

“Do I have to get married?”... more>>

Ella, a Witch Princess, was fighting a war against the humans. To end it, she is married to someone from the Edelin Empire. Her husband is a slaughterer, the Black Reaper. He is a knight known throughout the continent, Duke Havel!

There she was in the duke’s castle, married and resigned to her fate. She was prepared to die by her husband’s hand…

“Why don’t we do this together for a hundred years?”

Instead of ending my life, my husband keeps bothering me.

Excuse me, but aren’t we supposed to be enemies? <<less

A Kingdom under war.... more>>

The 8th Princess of Roymonde, Zelleine, escaped in time amidst the chaos
but she woke up in a bird’s body instead of a princess’s?

‘Gweeckkk’

What is this? What is this animal’s sound?

Even worse, the bird she was “transmigrated” into is the messenger falcon of the bloodless and tearless General ‘Valhayle’.

She starts a journey for her country and to find her real body but she keeps getting involved with the General and a red warning sign flashes in her life.

Human or bird, life is hard. <<less

When Hong Kong was in the 1980s, bully triads were dominant and the society was in insecurity. The police were corrupt at that time. The infamous unruled area, Snapdragon Walled City (based on Kowloon Walled City), was especially chaotic. Over a dozen big and small triads settled over there.... more>>

The golden hatchet man* Xia Liuyi in Xiao Qi Tong founded a film studio to launder money under the boss’s command. The female lead of the film was their sister-in-law; the male lead was a threatened popular star; the director has only shot X-rated films – they need one more educated person to write a story.

Wasn’t that an easy task?

Boss Liuyi took action promptly. He picked the only college student in this area – He Chusan who was coming home with his little backpack. He Chusan said: “I can’t write a screenplay. I’m studying economics.” Xia Liuyi said: “Beat him.” He Chusan became a golden screenwriter obediently.

After finishing this film, He Chusan thought he was already freed. Rest assured, he went to school with his little backpack again. However, he stepped on the Xia Liuyi covered with blood just in front of his home. The stage of a triad boss who was a snapdragon in this chaotic world and a white-collar elite from an innocent family, two parallel lines that seemed not to cross each other, and a messy, unreasonable fate, has its curtain lifted……

*In this book hatchet man literally means “the hired beater (打手)”, and Xia Liuyi was a top-ranked hatchet man. <<less

“Damn it!”... more>>

She was not promoted because of her ex-boyfriend and superior.

Noah put up with it, but there was only one thing she could do, reaching the end of her patience.

“Let's get rid of the insignia and fight!”

“It’s not fun. Let’s make the winner’s wish come true”

And the two of them…

~*~

“Are we going to share the sword as a wedding gift when we make our wedding vows?”

“If it’s okay to cut the lieutenant general with that sword, I will gladly do it.”

“You want a red dress? You are fierce, my bride…”

“Have you finally lost your mind?”

“By the way, my eyes are also red, did you wear it for me?”

“If only it could be stained with the blood of the lieutenant general.”

“Then, starting today, I will collect them one drop at a time.”

“Don’t suffer like that, I’d rather kill you at once.”

“Noah, you are so hot and fierce…! You should say that in bed!”

“Just die the first night.”

“Then bury me in a couple’s tomb. I’ll wait till you die. How about the sea?”

“I prefer the land.”

Noah shuddered as she pondered over and over what Leto had said. Why did she have a relationship with a guy like that?

“I’m not really crazy…”

No matter how much she thought about it, she couldn’t come up with a proper answer other than his face and body.

“…”

And Ami’s gaze at such a friend was only cold.

“You’re weird too.” <<less

The iron-willed CEO Jiang Wanwan accidentally passes away and finds herself inside a dog-blood novel, becoming the cannon fodder girl who eventually dies tragically in it. At this time, she just crossed over to find herself in an expensive and exquisite wedding dress with a handsome man in a wedding ceremony.... more>>

Jiang Wanwan: Did I transmigrate at a bad time? What do you want me to do on the night of the wedding? As it turns out, she was thinking too much, and her handsome husband sent her straight to the guest bedroom that night, without even looking back.

Jiang Wanwan: Men are all floating clouds, the life of a domineering female president is my favourite.

Big Brother Xi: ???? Come back, that’s not what you said before you got married!!!

**** A handsome and wealthy business tycoon, XI Heming, is forced by his family to have a clingy fiancée who loves him to death because of an inexplicable engagement and is forced to have a wedding. But what he didn’t expect was that his previously petulant little wife, who only wooed, suddenly changed after the wedding. She was no longer jealous of his team of secretaries and didn’t even bother to give him a look, but also set up her own company in a blaze of glory. With the benefit of hindsight, Xi Heming discovered that he had to call his wife to make an appointment, queue up if he wanted to speak to her, and go to major parties to meet her by chance

……

Watching Jiang Wanwan with her handsome male assistant clinking glasses with his business rival at a c*cktail party, Xi Heming was completely sour! What made him even more jealous was that the people around him were all attracted to Jiang Wanwan.

Competitor: Jiang Wanwan is the woman I admire most.

Best Friends: Jiang Wanwan is my dream girl!

The little white flower who used to be infatuated with him: Jiang is always the goddess of my heart.

Cousin: I’m not going to lie, I want to marry my sister-in-law.

XI Heming: ？？？？

Angry Xi Heming: I’m her husband!!!

A bashful Jiang Wanwan: How about we divorce, you don’t hold me back from getting rich. <<less

“All you need to do is open your mouth to beg me. I’ll buy you if you do, and you’ll be mine and mine only. But if you don’t… if you’re not willing, then you won’t just be mine…”... more>>

“I choose them… Duanmu Li, listen carefully. I choose them! I’d rather die than choose you!”

Zhan Tianbai was originally Yao Country’s “Crimson Flame General”, but was made to drink poisoned wine thanks to the machinations of the Nanchu Qinwang, Duanmu Li. He didn’t die, but he became an invalid. Yao Country was defeated, and Zhan Tianbai was sold off to a brothel house in Nanchu to become a male prostitute.

On the night he was first auctioned off, Zhan Tianbai and Duanmu Li’s paths crossed again, and Duanmu Li bought Zhan Tianbai. He originally wanted to “play” with Zhan Tianbai until he was completely ruined, but somehow ended up falling for him… <<less

「Red Thread of Fate Syndrome」... more>>

A strange disease that appeared decades ago has thrown the world into turmoil.

On April 22nd, in the year you turn 16 years old, a red thread will appear on the ring finger of your left hand.
It is unbreakable and can’t be burned. On the contrary, you can’t even feel it.

The red thread is always connected to the person of your dreams somewhere in the world of the same age as you.
No matter who you are connected to, you will definitely get married, and you are guaranteed to be happy together no matter what.

Together, the man and woman linked together bring each other good luck.
Hence why it was called the 「Red Thread of Fate」

Yes, even if it was your natural enemy… <<less

“I would rather just go out with a bang!”... more>>

For Princess Cecile, being married off to the emperor of a neighboring empire was unavoidable. But wait, isn’t this the same Emperor Estian who’s notorious for being a heartless sadist? In order to maintain her final shred of dignity, the fearless Cecile demands that her future husband carry her all the way from the carriage to the wedding chapel! If this is her fate, she might as well put up a fight before dying at the hands of the handsome emperor. After all, the only way to fight fire is with… more fire?!

Can Cecile become a villain even more fearsome than her tyrant husband? <<less

Lu Bo Ting, as a sentinel, was facing a mental collapse crisis because of his high mental strength, and only one guide’s quantum beast could help him. So he spent money to hire them just to prolong his life.... more>>

Transmigrating to the scene of a breakup, the little phoenix Shi Nian kicked the scumbag and, without saying a word, turned around and got into Marshal Lu’s flying vehicle.

The two sides soon agreed that the quantum beast was indeed very effective, and Shi Nian was quite professional, although a little arrogant. He dutifully said “boss,” but he dared to make the boss eat his leftovers.

By this point, Marshal Lu’s heart was moved.

He looked at the clause on the contract saying the employer must not have feelings for the employee, and wished to travel back in time, to wake himself up at that time.

Looking at what Shi Nian was doing at the time, he just sent the scumbag and the vicious stepmother to prison. He went on Star Network and he opened a vest saying that he was a fan.

Black fans: You only know how to study hair lengthening and beauty potions all day long. Why not make some potions for social use? Look at your fan. He is obviously also a guide, but he can beat up sentinels.

At that time, he immediately came out and praised the black powder, and also praised his vest number, as if he was not praising himself at all.

Until later, the vest fell off, and the black fans were dumbfounded.

Fans were happy: What is this? A fan of yourself? Shi Nian is still Shi Nian. He plays too much. <<less

Wu Qiao’s only dream was to become a soldier. Therefore, when filling in his dream schools, he only wrote down the military academy. However, he never expected that the results of the genetic scan after the physical examination showed that he was extremely unsuitable for this profession. ... more>>

The screen clearly read:

[Probability of dragging a comrade on the battlefield: 99.5%

Probability of death: 99.5%

Probability of surrendering: 99.5%

Probability of becoming a combat hero: 0.01%]

The results are based on the statistics and analysis of countless soldiers’ genes in the past, thus it’s impossible anything will be incorrect. Wu Qiao’s data was too shocking to the world — he could be called the ultimate waste in history. Taking into account the terrifying, dragging and the chance of surrendering to the enemy, the military academy ultimately didn’t admit Wu Qiao. Even though very few people have been eliminated because of their genes in the past. Because he didn’t list down any other schools, he had nothing to do …there were almost no labor jobs in this era. His family thought, since he couldn’t work, it would be best to start a family first. So they secretly matched his genes– looking for a suitable partner based on his genes. According to the results… the system found only one person.

A few years ago, he became a five-star general because of his achievements in battle.

It was incredible to have only been matched with one person, they even became a five-star general just last year. He quickly replied.

The five-star general’s reply only contained eight characters: “That interstellar waste wood? Get out of here–”

Interstellar waste wood slapped everyone in the face, including Xiao Gong’s…

Wu Qiao: “Why are you giving me up? Because of my 0.01% success rate?”

Gong: Under attack

Shou: To others, I may be calm on the surface, but my inner spirit is beaten up every day. <<less

I’ve been reborn? Xiao Ziling, who was facing the eve of the apocalypse, pulled a bitter face. The apocalypse isn't easy to live in, you know!... more>>

In order to have a good life in the future, he must first hug a big, thick thigh. Xiao Ziling’s eyes are on the apocalypse’s future king, Chu Zhitian. He strived to be his reliable and capable Younger Brother, in hopes of being protected under this tree’s shade.

Only, why is it so hard to accomplish this small goal?

This big brother, you are a cheat carrier, you should be able to call the wind and summon the rain. Why the hell are you fighting with me for the Younger Brother position?

That big sister who transmigrated, you want to sponge on my family’s Big Brother? Also, please don’t think of me as a thorn in your side. My s*xual orientation is very normal.

Cold-faced little brother, do not always look at me with those suspicious eyes. History has never had someone as ordinary as me. I am a reborn man.

Little sister selling meng, where did you come from? Why are you clearer on future events than I am?

……Your mom, what kind of world is this? Xiao Ziling was left in disarray – this world has a diverse variety of transmigration and rebirth loophole cheats everywhere. Even becoming a younger brother requires you to compete for it. Xiao Ziling was seriously under great pressure!

Seems like a big thick thigh must definitely be hugged securely, Xiao Ziling realized. <<less

After three years of marriage, Sheng Mingzhi and Lu Jiayan met only a handful of times.... more>>

One is a workaholic CEO who went overseas to explore markets, and the other is a star who is full of negative news and has little attention.

Their photos are all Photoshopped, and their marriage is only maintained by a sense of faith.

One day, the frenemy husbands had to fly back to Yunjing at the same time because Grandpa Lu was celebrating his birthday.

At the birthday party, Sheng Mingzhi leaned on Lu Jiayan's brother's shoulder fondly and said, "My husband, it's been a long time, I miss you. =3=”

While Lu Jiayan looked at Sheng Mingzhi's sister affectionately: It's been a long time, have you had plastic surgery?

The secretary embarrassedly reminded him: “President Lu, you have mistaken the person.”
The agent covered his face in despair: “Mingzhi, that's not your husband.”

It's fxxking embarrassing!
#I know your two are frenemy husbands, but I really don't know you are frenemy to this point.#
#It’s ridiculous that you can’t even distinguish the gender of your love!#

Lu Jiayan:"Isn't plastic surgery popular in your entertainment industry? Isn't it normal for me to mistook you for someone else?"

Sheng Mingzhi:“Thank you! If you pay a little attention, you know that transsexuality has never been popular in the entertainment industry : )”

Sheng Mingzhi, as the first eye candy in the entertainment industry, has no works for three years after his debut, and he is still not famous.

Mingzhi’s daily life is to show off his wealth on social platforms. His anti-fans comments are as follows:
“Now that the photos are taken, the borrowed Hermes shall be returned to it’s original owner.”
“It's not easy to gather so many fake luxuries in one go”
“Don't stand in front of someone's fancy cars to take pictures, it's embarrassing”

There's a top comment of the anti-fans.
Mingzhi stood in front of the $500 million yacht "Prince" with a bright smile.

“LOL! I can smell a poser from a mile away. No one really doesn't know ‘Prince’ is a wedding gift from Shengjia President Lu Jiayan to his wife?”
A few months later, the comment was forwarded by the official Weibo(a platform like Twitter) account of Shengjia Group.

“LOL! No one really doesn't know Mr. Sheng Mingzhi is the wife of the President?” <<less

Pei Shiyi, who had been dead for hundreds of years, was suddenly resurrected. He was poor, homeless and was an unregistered resident. In order to settle down, Pei Shiyi took over a cat cafe.... more>>

The cat cafe was poorly managed and on the verge of closing down, there were only two to three real kittens.

Pei Shiyi fed the kittens and set a small goal for himself: for example, first, become the best cat cafe in this city. So a year later, a cat cafe called Xian Chan rose to prominence.

The Jin Hua cat that practiced Daoism for hundreds of years became a fat orange cat.

The Bi An came here and became a golden British shorthair.

The lively and active leopard cat was a real leopard.

It also came with a fluff-obsessed, non-human Director of Administration. After sniffing* the fat orange cat, the leopard cat and the ragdoll, he even began sniffing* Pei Shiyi.

The fluffy Pei Shiyi, who was a real phoenix: Do you want to die?

Director Bao: Sniffing cats is fun, sniffing you is addictive. <<less

Before the people, they use their lips as spears and their tongues as swords.... more>>

In private, though, their lips and teeth are interlocked.

Second Persona Official Weibo:

“When a variety program has a 'xiangsheng' actor and a well-known presenter swap their jobs with one another, what spark will arise from the meeting of their ‘violent mouths’? @ZhouChenYu @YanZhao”

Yan Zhao: That xiangsheng-talking mouth, that crafty, swindling ghost. [Smile]
Zhou Chenyu: In public, lips as spears, tongues as swords. In private, lips and teeth are interlocked. [Shy]
—

Q: “As an emcee, how do you fry business CP with a xiangsheng actor?”

A: “He will use roasting to let the whole world know that you’re his wifey.”

Q: “As a xiangsheng actor, what’s the consequence of on-stage calling your business partner ‘wifey’ over and over?”

A: “I called and called, then got XXXed by said wifey.”

Note: Xiàngsheng is, in the simplest of terms, a double act comedy. The literal translation would be ‘Crosstalk’. It is usually performed by a duo where the performers banter with each other. There is usually singing and acting included. <<less

Su Lian’s lover, Chi Wang, died at the age of 25 because of lung cancer. When he was in sorrow, Su Lian met a master who told him to travel back to the past, solved the mistake, and changed the ending.... more>>

Back in high school, Su Lian had another watch in his hand. He only needed to move the pointer, and he would be able to travel through times. The first time Su Lian met Chi Wang was when he stood outside the school with his schoolbag, his expression also became complicated.

His perfect and calm boyfriend didn’t have a bad habit…

He was a good student of good character. Even the teacher spoke highly of him, and he got a lot of admiration from other students…

He also became the newly rich man in the business world after starting the business for three years.

At this moment, Chi Wang was hanging around, still wearing the uniform. He squatted on the wall with an unrestrained face and then jumped down.

Su Lain’s heart was filled with bitter hatred, thus he couldn’t help kicking the man.

…

Chi Wang felt the new transfer student was crazy. He was annoyed. Hence, he complained this to his brothers, “Supervising Laozi* to go to bed early, get up early, study hard, and do morning exercise? That’s fine. However, even my private’s life also needed to be managed by him. Does his family live in the Pacific Ocean**???”

Later, Chi Wang’s brothers were stunned upon seeing their boss gradually subdued by the heartless transfer student.

Those brothers: “Master Wang, do you remember your previous resistance?”

Chi Wang replied casually, “I enjoy it quite much now.”

*T/N: It means “I, your father” which used in anger, out of contempt, or arrogantly.

**T/N: It’s an Internet slang word that describes a place or a person that likes to restrain others and always sets up unexplainable rules. <<less

Eat, talk, and fall in love with cute girls!... more>>

I want to travel and get away from my hectic life! What if you could fulfill that wish with the most beautiful girl in your class?

Kakeru Takahashi, a high school student in Tokyo, is tired with his crammed everyday life and decides to take a trip. When he arrived at the station platform, he encountered his classmate, Riho Nanase.

Seeing her in a state of deep thought, Kakeru says, "Let's go on a trip!" and then, he invites her to join him——

Even Nanase, who at first was in disbelief, takes off her usual iron mask and begins to enjoy herself to the fullest, dusting off her footbath and tucking into the local delicacies.

"I'm not having fun!"

"I think I liked the sunset."

"Thank you for taking me on this journey."

A travel romantic comedy with 120% liberating feeling, spun with a beautiful coup de grace girl with a strange history! <<less