Face Slapping the General

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Wu Qiao’s only dream was to become a soldier. Therefore, when filling in his dream schools, he only wrote down the military academy. However, he never expected that the results of the genetic scan after the physical examination showed that he was extremely unsuitable for this profession.

The screen clearly read:

[Probability of dragging a comrade on the battlefield: 99.5%

Probability of death: 99.5%

Probability of surrendering: 99.5%

Probability of becoming a combat hero: 0.01%]

The results are based on the statistics and analysis of countless soldiers’ genes in the past, thus it’s impossible anything will be incorrect. Wu Qiao’s data was too shocking to the world — he could be called the ultimate waste in history. Taking into account the terrifying, dragging and the chance of surrendering to the enemy, the military academy ultimately didn’t admit Wu Qiao. Even though very few people have been eliminated because of their genes in the past. Because he didn’t list down any other schools, he had nothing to do …there were almost no labor jobs in this era. His family thought, since he couldn’t work, it would be best to start a family first. So they secretly matched his genes– looking for a suitable partner based on his genes. According to the results… the system found only one person.

A few years ago, he became a five-star general because of his achievements in battle.

It was incredible to have only been matched with one person, they even became a five-star general just last year. He quickly replied.

The five-star general’s reply only contained eight characters: “That interstellar waste wood? Get out of here–”

Interstellar waste wood slapped everyone in the face, including Xiao Gong’s…

Wu Qiao: “Why are you giving me up? Because of my 0.01% success rate?”

Gong: Under attack

Shou: To others, I may be calm on the surface, but my inner spirit is beaten up every day.

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将军总是被打脸
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Latest Release

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05/16/22 Flex Tape Scanlation c4
12/12/21 Flex Tape Scanlation c3
06/30/21 Flex Tape Scanlation c2
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hybridiris
hybridiris
June 13, 2021
Status: Completed
I MTLed this novel.

For people confused about what kind of novel this is, it's more of a political and military novel with a dash of romance. A lot of the military tactics and political machinations are very inspired by historical events. The tactics are very plausible and the author really makes me feel like they have a realistic sense of what they are writing about. I'm impressed with the quality of writing regarding war and military specifically. It's actually more of the central focus of the novel. The MC is... more>> never too OP and ML as well. They fail sometimes and it feels like a realistic failure rather than author feeling the need to gimp characters to make them less OP. MC's growth from naive idealistic to the end is really gratifying. MC and ML really love each other in a mature and heartwarming way that is really not the usual romantic novel. I would describe their love as a hearth fire rather than some hot headed passion. It's really touching to read. Some of the side character plots really touched me. While they are not delved into too deep, one can't help but feel moved by events that happen. The world building is interesting and the author really keeps the ball rolling without dragging things. Just be prepared for like 85% military politics and 15% romance. Aside from one little silly plot in the beginning about the mech, everything has been pretty great. Love the romance though it wasn't much featured but it was wonderful when it was front and centre. MC and ML really have a wonderful love! <<less
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Kookies
Kookies rated it
May 7, 2021
Status: Completed
It's very goood~

Well kinda awkward about how they make the baby

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Spoiler

So if the couple is 2 man, then 1 of sperm will turned into ovum (?? Idk how)

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But let's ignore it, it good story.

So ppl in military believe that MC is tr*sh so they reject him, and then MC working in the mine.

Spoiler

In there he meet his <soon to be> Mecha (Ya jiu if I'm not wrong) the mecha is so cuteee lmao, he is my favorite character in this novel. He believe he is a person that have emotions. He sleep with pillow and blanket, he wash his face everyday, and he fall in love with ML's Mecha (Long Yuan??). In the bonus episode he ask MC to prepare candle light dinner for him and Long Yuan even though they can't eat the food 🤣🤣🤣. Well idk Long Yuan have emotions too or not because Yajiu is special case.

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So it's about war between 2 kingdom (?) , ML give MC chance to join the military bcs MC help them save a Mecha (I forgot, may be its the newest Mecha technology). And with that chance MC start raising become the best student and make military see him and forget about his DNA. And I want to tell more but my English limited, you should read this yourself it's very good. <<less
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AriaSoul16
AriaSoul16 rated it
November 20, 2021
Status: Completed
The novel is well-written. It is definitely worth reading.

I like how realistic certain situations are. I also like how the MC grows from a young idealistic adult to a mature and self-assured important part of society. At first, the ML was presented to be stronger and more dominant but MC grows to be his equal. I also like how understanding the ML is after
Spoiler

MC choose other thing over him and left him

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Miao Meow Liz
Miao Meow Liz
December 30, 2021
Status: c38
Unexpectedly, this isn't a fluffy, face-slapping danmei. It's more of a military later political novel with some fantasy sci-fi elements. Which is really interesting. Be prepared for angst and some Chinese military propaganda (which is only a slightly different flavour from American military proganda).
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