Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

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The cousin that Jing Huan has been closest to since he was a child was labelled as “the other woman” in a certain popular online game: only after devoting herself did she know that the other party was a jerk with a girlfriend.

After several days of being bullied online by people in the game, his cousin went abroad in a fit of anger and sorrow.

Jing Huan couldn’t take this lying down; he decided to take revenge for his cousin using the same method as that guy – buy a character in game and kill that slag guy thousands of times online.

With his strength and skill as the Great God when the game was first launched, wouldn’t he be able to kill that guy and force him to quit the server in minutes?!

He went online, eager to fight, but made a discovery after conducting a round of investigations — this slag guy was the number one DPS server-wide, number one on the expert ranking list, number one on the wealth ranking list, number one on the popularity ranking list, and number one on the fame ranking list.

Conclusion: Can’t screw him over.

Jing Huan felt despondent. He was just about to give up when he personally witnessed his dormmate’s online relationship end right after meeting each other in real life. The other party had sent fake photos and changed their voice, and had even cheated him of his money, triggering his dormmate so much that he was almost admitted to a hospital.

Jing Huan felt enlightened as a sudden realisation dawned on him. After comforting his roommate, he moved the high-priced voice changer back to his rented house overnight.

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GHFOD
网恋翻车指南
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mazeoflife28
New mazeoflife28 rated it
November 11, 2019
Status: c40
This novel is really entertaining and hilarious. Before I knew it, I binge read until the current chapter and the cliffhanger has me clawing the keyboard for moar please. The side characters, roommates, friends, ML's friends interactions and chats are also fun to read, can't wait for the next chapter.

MC's good at acting cute.
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hy-d-ra
hy-d-ra rated it
September 19, 2019
Status: c43
MC (male, tall, plays basketball) : *tries to sound coquettish* Gege, I'm pursuing you! QvQ
ML:...

Unknowingly our stoic and not so talkative ML became the target of MC, who wants to avenge his cousine he dotes on, who supposedly got hurt by ML. Paradox situation, inside the game ML is labelled as a slag guy who flirts with all women, but is he actually like that? :) And MC, who rushed to join the game so much that didn't bother to research about the account he bought, now everyone thinks... more>> he's an infamous female swindler and he's being hunted. Due to events they had to join forces. Intrigues, funny situations and many more. Story has both in-game and real-life progress for both MC and ML, which is also super interesting.

The summary isn't even close to describe how funny and adorable it is how MC tries to act like a girl. He's out for the battle, an eye for an eye, even he himself suffers from all the crap he's spewing while trying to woo ML, but gradually things start to change. And it's only the small part of how this novel is capable to bring you smiles. Adorable story. <<less
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Chiaroscuro
Chiaroscuro rated it
October 17, 2019
Status: c114
10/10 dog food, will eat again

This is a novel that just keep on giving. I strongly recommended it for those searching for romcom/gaming. The misunderstandings are so dumb, it's good. It all started because a huge misunderstanding that revolved into a legendary love story between a conman and slagman. MC is a cutesy shameless hode (a guy playing a girl char) while ML is the cool (slag) god.

Super spoiler below

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Spoiler

both are not, ML figured out by chapter 50ish who MC is and thought mc's using voice changer etc cuz he's gay and isn't out. Hence he pitied him and was more indulging of mc's shenanigans.

ML is also not a slag, his pilot is. ML will uncover this on the day he married MC AND the game has preggo function. Their game char done the deed and MC's xiaotianjing got preggo I fkn can't xD

MC was several times very close to discover ML, mainly because of his voice but something always threw it off, BUT he figured out sh*t around chp 80ish and he got a massive meltdown and the both of them are so fkn cute I can't

98ish AFTER THE REVEAL THE ANGST ONLY LAST FOR LIKE 2-3 CHAPTERS AND AFTER THAT IT'S ALL DOG FOOD

FAWK I ACCEPT THESE DOG FOODS AUTHOR

MC OUTED HIMSELF TO THE INTERNET HE'S SO DUMB YOOOO LMAO

HE ACCIDENTALLY BROADCASTED HIS FIRST TIME I CANT

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MC is handsome but still have uke features aka the slender man lmao slender legs, slender waist, slender everything. And ofc ML is even more handsome and taller than MC. Both are known for being godly, ie handsome, smart and good as basketball. They're also good at gaming. MC is an extreme siscon because reasons. (Ofc the two hottest guy must be gay and be together lmaooo)

ML is your usual cold aloof ML but we see MC thawed him and ML's coolness (slagness? Lmao) make MC's heart beat. And so, somehow they both fell slowly but surely into each other. BOTH are not passive, they're chasing each other and it's uber cute.

I kinda dislike the antagonist and her gang bc she's so easy to hate, and when we thought she's gone for good she popped out here and there to stir shite. But ofc xiaotianji has the best slapback for her. Side chars are used to highlight MC and ml's awesomeness lol they're very sidekick-ish.

I keep SCREAMING with every update because this two is that pair, after they come out to themselves, you wish to shove into the closet and let the ducking commence lmao. <<less
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lukibunny
lukibunny rated it
October 11, 2019
Status: c27
I love this. I couldn't stop myself and MTL'd this. This is so cute. The MC and ML interaction is so funny. I love that the MC actually works for the ML's affection (because in most BL, the ML just loves the MC for no reason). The MC works sooo hard!!!
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Sliph
Sliph rated it
November 7, 2019
Status: c38
Pretty entertaining, light and fluffy. The MC has depth, as does the ML - without destroying any of the comedic values. The novel does a great job of keeping you interested in their antics. So far the pacing is good and the writing flows nicely, I would definitely recommend this to anyone looking for an uplifting novel to enjoy.
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Silangan
Silangan rated it
November 6, 2019
Status: c37
The comedy isnt over the top like most Comedy web novels - theres no stupidity, no ridiculous pranks and no perverted humor. Its hilarious when MC keeps acting like the girl he absolutely is not, and himself gagging at the saccharine words he’s saying.

No romance yet.

The game is a P2W horror show, like most MMOs are.
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_shinigami_
_shinigami_ rated it
November 5, 2019
Status: c85
its a generic theme however for some reason the story is cute. The MC is very distinct and adorable that one can't help but unconsciously smile from his antics. As for ML he came off as being aloof and just another ML out of the MLs out there but he's interesting in a sense that he won't budge about something he puts his mind into despite the criticism he receives, he just go on his pace and is even unfaced by MC's antics though there are times that he is... more>> surprised at times, which is a novelty.
Spoiler

The ML knew of MC's real persona in chapter 40+/50 when drunk MC spilled the beans and due to mc's action in game he thought that MC is closet gay and might like him. The two had interacted before this and had a good relationship. But after the spill, ML's treatment to MC turned better, the extent of which he doesn't even mind being a cp with him in their school's net. Also it is unconscious but ML spoils both game MC and RL MC after the spill.

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Spoiler

they married around chapter 68/69, and tried a bed in game that has almost smexy function, although silhoutte only which shocks MC. Plus the bed increases chance of ingame pregnancy compared to praying on an NPC charcater. And as a result of using it once game MC got pregnant 😂

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Spoiler

MC learns of ML's game persona in ch79

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SO FAR THE STORY JUST SCREAMS OF CUTENESS <<less
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SilentWatch83
SilentWatch83 rated it
October 27, 2019
Status: c33
Hilarious!!!

Everything is so cute and adorable, especially when the MC tries his level best to complete his self appointed mission. And fails. His “luck” in the game is also funny.

Very entertaining, as a light hearted read.
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beaugardinee
beaugardinee rated it
September 26, 2019
Status: c18
The story is very entertaining so far and the MC is a very dynamic and fun to read.
ML is a bit typical cold one and aloof. The read is enjoyable. I can't wait to see what's going to happened next.

I found the pace of the story very good. I hope it wont start to drag. I recommend
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